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One of the things I like about designing is if it goes wrong, you can try again.

Why can't life be like that?

Because if you take a chance and it doesn't work out, then it feels like

been shoved onto the catwalk and there's nowhere to hide.

So what do you do?

Do you play it safe?

Or do you take a chance and risk getting your heart cut to pieces?

Except, as scared as I am, I know what happens if I wait too long.

Sam! I wanted to tell you I... Hey, Nyla.

So, I've been thinking.

Maybe life can be like designing.

Maybe with Sam, I can try again.

We're electrically connected. We're lighting our own way.

We got this all together, no matter what they say.

We'll weather any storm and we'll ride it to the end to stay connected.

Good job, Mitch.

Three, four. Okay, so I've got my luckiest plaid shirt and I made notes.

No, no, no, no.

You cannot tell Sam how you feel using cue cards.

You need to speak from the heart and feel ready inside and out.

Well, I'm wearing the perfume Risk by Be Yourself and I made a playlist.

Well, three. One for before and two for after, depending on how it goes.

Yep, you're ready inside and out.

My little girl is all grown up. And she's gorgeous!

Okay.

Go, go and get your love.

Go,

go, go and get your joy.

Eyes closed thinking you've done me everything clear.

I feel my heart going for you and it's gone like you were never... Sam.

And Lee and Lenny. Hey, Miss Mallick, come listen to this dream I had when we

were all onions.

I guess I'll tell them later.

It started on the moon when I was an onion farmer and you were all... But

do, it'll be perfect.

You can't get on that train.

Why not?

Because you can't leave.

You can't leave when... when you're meant to be with me.

Myla, you have no idea how long I've waited to hear you say those words.

I know.

Train station and fireworks.

See? Pretty cool, right?

It's easy to think of footwear as something frivolous, as something Kim

Kardashian spent too much money on. We don't have to throw everything out and

buy more.

We can take the old and refurb it.

I want you to take these trainers and make them new.

Ali,

other people's feet have been in these.

You'll live.

I'm not so sure. A lot of people have foot diseases.

And a lot of people have to wear whatever they can afford.

Please, stop making me think about poor people.

Now?

Maybe not.

I'm surrounded by shoes and not in the romantic Cinderella way.

You do know it doesn't count if you cheat, right?

This isn't cheating.

It's winning inventively.

Hey!

Guess what I got!

Mr Nutty's nut balls!

You know you paid double because it's got that stupid cartoon squirrel on it.

Oh, no, sorry. It is definitely more economical to buy the own brand.

Hey, they're for our viewing party. I cannot believe it's the finale already.

Who should she date?

It's decision time.

I'm going to die if she picks Brandon.

Oh, and look what I've got for you if you pick Tom.

What's wrong?

Oh, I totally forgot about it tonight.

We're going to the football.

But we've been looking forward to it.

Don't drag me into this.

It's up to you, Lex.

I'm really sorry, Midge, but we won't be back late from the football and we can

watch it on catch -up after, OK?

Right. I'm going to go get a drink. Does anyone want anything?

Oh, yes. I want a smoothie.

Okay. Oh, Samuel, wait.

I don't want just any smoothie.

I want one with bananas, blueberries and pine nuts. And if they try and use

peanuts instead of pine nuts, can you just... Threaten them with a complaint

the college board, the possibility of unemployment and loneliness for the rest

of their natural lives? Oh, exactly.

I love how you just get me.

Well, that was a disgusting whistle in pursuit.

Oh, what's wrong, Jamie?

Are you jealous?

Hardly. I mean, there's nothing to be jealous of.

You might be all cutesy, but you two wouldn't work as an actual couple.

Why not?

Simply put, Nellie, he's out of your league. He's not.

We're the exact same league. We're both tens and the rest of you are sevens. On

a good day.

Yeah, I mean, it's not about looks.

He's much smarter than you. There's no way he'd take you seriously as a

girlfriend.

He does, too, take me seriously as a girlfriend.

He's actually much more serious about the relationship than I am.

You and Sam together?

Are you sure?

I'm pretty sure he would have told me.

He probably would, but you weren't speaking at the time.

When?

After the media show.

He was comforting me after you ruined everything.

Oh. Well, that's why he let me have his room when I had nowhere.

And he comes with me to feed the ducks.

And you've all seen how much time we've been spending together.

See? We just fit.

Right.

So... Sam, wait.

You can't get on that train.

Of course he can't.

Not without me, anyway.

Should we get out of here and leave Nyla far, far behind?

Yeah. Let's.

Well, if you know anyone in the world with worse timing than me, then please

me know.

Dude! Dude, I can't believe you didn't tell me. I'm beginning to think that

is what my moon -based onion dream was about.

Oh, you what? Because in my dream, my onion is smaller than your onion, and I

thought maybe that means that you still don't trust me.

Trust you with what? Because onions are tasty, but they stink. They stink of

secrets.

That's the point. I'm the onion. I'm an onion. That's the point, isn't it?

You're not an onion.

Okay, that's good to hear.

Still, why didn't you tell me? That's the last time I'll tell you what.

About you and Nisha being a thing.

She told everyone.

Nisha told everyone that me and her are a thing? Yeah.

I just need to...

Have

a look at you.

Right. Here, try a bite.

you like it?

I don't really think that noodles and jam goes together.

Well, that's mean. I spent ages making it.

I'm amazed you found the time in between spreading rumours that me and you were

a thing.

I didn't do that.

Say that. If someone said that, it wasn't me.

You should be honest with me.

Okay, but it was an accident.

Also, I wasn't lying. I was repackaging the truth. It's different.

Can you explain how?

No.

Are you mad at me?

I'd have a higher opinion of you if you just came clean.

Well, I'd have a higher opinion of you if you let people think it was true.

Then I wouldn't have to look so bad.

Nish, I'm not going to do that.

Well, then you're a bad friend.

Maybe, but I don't think letting someone keep up the pretense is being a very

good friend.

No.

You know, I have to tell everyone straight away.

I don't want to tell people at all.

Yeah, but you can.

You're stronger than you think.

Hey, who won?

The one throwing blue one, which is us. So, yay, go us.

Cool.

It was so much fun, Midge.

But not the game, though, because no matter what Dale says, it's hard to care

whether a ball goes in the net.

But it was fun watching his little face because he gets so involved.

Look.

Oh, he looks so stressed, right?

Oh, yeah, that's cool.

Can we watch our programme now? Yeah, look, this is when they almost called.

Isn't his hopeful face so adorable?

Mm -hm.

What did he say?

How'd it go?

He's with Nisha.

But I really don't want to think about it, so can you guys please distract me?

Okay, come sit.

We're looking at photos of Dale, but we can do something different if you don't

want to. Sure, I don't mind.

This is so shouting at the ref.

So cute, right?

I am a woman I got woman's needs And I need someone close

Who can see through me Can see the truth Who can love me through

I am a woman I got woman's needs

any more difficult than it needs to be.

Sorry, what are you saying?

I'm just doing what you ask.

Kind of, just go with it.

It's over, Samuel.

I know this must be a shock because you're so in love with me, but I'm

I need to live my life and I just can't be with someone whose feelings are so

intense. You're smothering me, Samuel.

I'm sorry, but as special as it's been, Me and you.

We're over.

I mean, I was gutted about them being together, but it is far better than

Sam sad.

I am so sorry.

Is there anything I can do?

That was... Weird?

I mean, yeah.

Are you okay?

We should go to class.

Right. Okay.

So, are you sure you're okay?

I'm mostly confused.

Sam, I just heard.

She's an idiot.

I mean, look at you.

You beautiful man with your soulful eyes and your hair that always stays up.

Okay, thanks.

But honestly, I'm fine.

I sound more than fine.

Except now I'm a subject of conversation.

Great.

They'll get over it.

Hey, when you're done, can I have your trainers?

And why would that be, Lee?

I called a homeless shelter last night. They said that decent trainers would

mean a lot to the people there.

Good idea.

Okay, listen up, everybody. After I've marked your trainers, Lee will be

collecting them to send off to the homeless shelter.

But...

And I hope you're happy about it. If you're not, I will deduct a grade for

selfishness.

Hey, you coming out?

Um, I've got a shoot for, I want to say, hairspray, hair gel, following hair,

but I'll see you later. Okay, cool. Oh, and hey, I've managed to avoid any who

-should -she -date spoilers, so do you want to watch it tonight?

We are overdue a girly night.

And I've got this new nail art kit I want to try.

Oh, fun!

Dale is always saying how he wants to know what we get up to on those nights.

It'll be hilarious to finally see.

Why would Dale be there? It's a girl's night.

Isn't that a bit gender biased?

Well, I hardly ever see you anymore.

And when I do, Dale's there. But I just want to spend one night in with you. Is

that too much to ask?

No, but I just want you to make an effort with my boyfriend and I don't

that's too much to ask either.

But you broke our tradition to go to the football.

Because you just don't get what it is to be in love.

Does it mean talking like a different person?

I'm not.

It's definitely more economical to buy the own brand.

I'm just going to go. I don't want to be late. Since when?

Since... Do you want a girls' night tonight or not?

Does it include Dale?

Yes. Then no, I don't want to hang out with him because I don't like him.

came out wrong. I didn't mean to say... Of course you did.

It's fine.

You were just being honest.

Lex!

So, uh, we have tissues, we have ice cream.

I've downloaded High School Musical 3 because it's the perfect breakup film.

we do okay?

Or would you rather be on your own?

Or do you want a hug?

Because one of them can do it.

No, no.

Thank you.

All of you.

But I don't need any of this stuff.

Because I'm not getting over a breakup.

Nisha and me were never together.

Okay.

Processing this new information.

Sam, wait!

All trains have been kept.

I am waiting.

In fact, I've always been waiting.

Maybe my timing isn't terrible.

I mean, cool that you're not heartbroken, but can we still watch High

Musical 3?

Can I have this dance? It's such a classic.

I mean, it's not, but we do have ice cream.

Maybe a bit later. Right now, I've got to go and do something.

I hate you, in which case go away and think about why that is.

Oh, you can come in. I don't hate you.

Also, I've been waiting all day for you to tell me I'm a genius.

Yeah.

I'm not going to do that, Nish.

Why not?

You told me to fix the problem. I fixed the problem.

No, I told you to tell the truth and you ended up just telling a bigger lie.

So? No one thinks we're going out anymore?

Because they think you dumped me.

What am I supposed to do next? Cry publicly just to sell it? If you could,

that'd be great.

Look, when you lie, it just leads to more lies, and then more lies.

And then you just expect everyone around you to go along with it.

How have you not realised that yet?

I guess I have, but... I don't know how else to be.

So that's it, then? Being friends with you just means keeping up with all your

life?

You shouldn't ask me to change, Sam.

You should accept me for who I am, and I am a liar.

I'm actually really good at it.

No, you're not.

Every lie you've told has been found out.

Well, things still work out for me. Yeah, they work out for everyone else.

Niamh, I don't think that I can keep up.

You're my friend.

You're my best friend. Look, what you said before, that was right. Like, I

should accept you for who you are.

But that works both ways.

I don't like lying. That is... Like, a big part of who I am, and you shouldn't

try and change that about me either.

So what do we do now?

I don't know.

Maybe it's best we just go back to how things were.

Are your friend dumping me?

No. No, Nish, look, I care about you. I'm always going to be there. Oh, don't

patronise me, Samuel!

I don't need you. I don't even care.

OK. I just think it's really unfair because...

Obviously, I'll be fine without you, but we fit the ducks together.

I mean, what about the ducks?

Do you even think about them?

Well, no, but I'll always be there for the ducks. Maybe the ducks don't need

either. I mean, if you can't handle them and how brilliant they are, then shame

on you, Sam Warner.

This is amazing.

So, I am back in the lucky plaid shirt and I smell of Rick by Be Yourself.

I'm almost ready.

Get your door away.

Eyes closed, thinking of you.

Suddenly everything's clear.

I feel my heart going for you. And it's gone like you were never here.

You gotta be... I'm Warner.

Not a matter.

I need to tell you something.

Okay.

And I will do that any moment now.

Okay, here goes.

I like you.

And not as a friend.

Wait, no, that's not right. I like you as a friend. I definitely like you as a

friend. You're one of my best friends, I just mean.

I like you in the other way, too.

I'm trying to ask you out if you haven't got that by now.

Yeah, and I like you in the other way, too.

You do?

Yeah.

Okay, well, that's great. I mean, I feel less like I'm going to puke now.

But... What?

But I can't go out with you.

We have awful timing.

That was then.

Not now.

Well, no, but it's all of now as well.

Because, like, if we were meant to be together, we... It would have happened

ages ago.

It would have happened when I made you broach out of a paperclip in the first

two weeks.

It would have happened when I gave you a cookie that was meant to look like a

pumpkin.

Or it would have happened when I broke up with the Tory.

We've had all the... moments.

That should have ended in us getting together. And they didn't, but that's

I just think maybe there's a reason.

I think maybe we're just meant to be friends.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah, you've made some pretty good points. I think it's better if we're

Yeah. But this is good. It's a good chat.

Yeah, I guess.

Yeah.

Maybe we should go to class?

Yeah.

You go, though. I'll catch up.

Sure. Yeah.

Yeah.

I was wanted on a plane.

The alarm bells were ringing. Some words I believed in. Is that all you have to

say?

What's in my belt? Was it me or someone else? Just a few things left to reclaim.

You said it was just a mistake.

So it was my fault.

What's up with you anyway?

Thank you.

Thank you.