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She would step up to the plate and keep me company.

She wanted to make sure I didn't get too lonely with her mom away.

We'd drink beer and talk about sports, even play a little game of poker.

Although one random July afternoon, after taking her for every dime she had,

decided to up the ante and make it a game of drip poker.

You know, in effort to win her money back.

Well, now... Damn it.

So promise me, when I start winning, you're going to start stripping that.

Uh, the two of us naked?

I don't think that would be too appropriate.

Whatever you say.

But what I didn't quite realize at the time was just how bad she really was at

the game. And before I knew it, she was standing there in front of me, toppling.

Am I making you uncomfortable?

A little bit.

I'm just a chick with tits. No big deal.

You go to strip clubs, don't you?

No.

Oh, Dad, don't be so pathetic.

Yeah, I don't think your mom would like that too much.

Which part?

If you went to a strip club or if you looked at my tits?

Both.

Well, she's not here.

God, I'm so bad at this game.

Are you blepping me?

Maybe. Are you flirting with me?

No. You're trying so hard not to look. You should just look.

You like tits, don't you?

Yeah. And mommy's not home to tell you you can't indulge a little. I'm not

indulging.

Besides...

Not girls like you, but... Kind of like crack, you know? You take one hit and

you want the whole thing.

It's okay.

It's not okay. Besides, your mom would completely freak out.

Well, I'll never tell her.

Pera AIDS.

Nothing else.

Not bad, but you gotta correct us.

Wow.

Leave a daddy house for me.

I'm sure we should be doing this.

I think it's a good idea.

Especially with mom's dad.

It's so much bigger than the boys at school.

I don't know if I should hear that.

Look how big and fat it is in my tiny little hand.

Daddy, I'm going to blow bubbles on your car.

You're going to blow bubbles?

Yeah, blow bubbles on your car.

time.

all my brothers and sisters.

You're naughty.

And that was the day my daughter and I decided that poker is a game best played

with fans.