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Who loves me even though I'm crazy?
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And nothing that I say is true.
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Who won my heart and soul forever? It's
nobody else but, nobody else
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but. Each time I feel I'm out to
pasture.
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Who always makes me feel brand new?
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I'm pledging my allegiance, baby, to
nobody.
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Say it. No.
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Just let me hear it. No.
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No, come on, come on. Spit it out.
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Why can't you ever admit you're wrong? I
mean, look at yourself.
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You're swinging six ways from Sunday.
I'm fine.
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You never listen to me.
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You're going to wear yourself out with
this benefit.
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It's for a very worthy cause.
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Yeah, crucial.
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Look. The Hawaiian hula retirement home
houses over 40 women who have given
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their hips to island entertainment.
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And I am their only voice.
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Aren't you the big kahuna? Hey!
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Plus, you've got the new album and the
concert and Rose's school stuff. Oh, my
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God. What time is the soccer game today?
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I'll go.
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I'll go.
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You don't have time to go to the
bathroom.
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I went last August.
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to be.
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Just admit that you put too much on your
plate.
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I'm fine.
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I'll tell you something else.
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Forty -eight.
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Forty -nine.
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Will you stop that? Thirty -one. Here.
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Just ease up a little, okay? Just for
today.
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Okay, okay.
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My shrink. I have a shrink appointment
at four. I'll cancel. I'll cancel my
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shrink. Oh, please, God, no.
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Excuse me for trying to become a
complete human being.
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Do you think you're the only person who
can save the world?
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I mean, your ego is astonishing.
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I have no ego.
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And if you don't believe me, ask my
millions of adoring fans.
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Just three words. I was wrong. Can you
just give me that? How about I give you
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two words?
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You will rue the day that you... I rue
this...
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is something else.
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The number for the big benefit?
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Yes, I may be.
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And?
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Oh, it's just impossible, that's all.
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Who? I don't want to talk about it,
Connie.
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And?
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Oh, excuse me, Professor Roy.
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I'll tell you what I'll give you a Ph
.D. in.
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Kissing my ass, okay?
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What? I don't want to talk about it,
okay?
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Are you ready? Yes. Let's go.
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And?
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Oh, God, now I'm completely flummoxed.
What are we singing?
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Happy Talk.
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on these gestures?
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Surprise me. Okay.
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Happy talk, keep talking, happy talk.
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Talk about things you like to do.
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My fingers don't look happy.
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Do my fingers look happy to you?
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Oh, very much so, yes.
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Are you just humoring me? Very much so,
yes.
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Happy talk, keep talking, happy talk.
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Oscar, give me your socks.
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Has she been overtaxing herself again?
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Well, she had leaves in her hair and
demanded my thoughts.
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I see.
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Well,
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it's nothing serious, but if you want to
sing at that benefit, you won't be able
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to talk for at least another 24 hours.
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Here you go, sweetheart. Now, is there
anything else you need before we go?
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It's a straw. She wants a straw.
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There we go. All right, soldier on,
love. There we are.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Hey.
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You know, I was feeling really bad about
how we left things this morning, so I
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figured I'd stop home for lunch.
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Oh, what? You're not speaking to me now?
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That's just great.
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Really very mature.
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You know, you have to be one of
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the most childish, stubborn people I
have ever met.
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Oh, hold on.
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What? She is? Oh, would you hold on,
Bette? Barbara Streisand's on the other
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line.
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But never mind. Looks like my problem's
been solved.
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But thanks anyway. Maybe next time. Bye
-bye.
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Oh, really?
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That was terrible.
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Yes, I know. Yes.
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Oh, the poor thing. Oh, I know.
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I do a good Penny Marshall. Go on, go
on.
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All night long.
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So, what's on your mind today?
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Oh, Roy.
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You had a fight.
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Oh, look, if this is about the toilet
seat again, I just can't.
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Something bigger?
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Oh, go on.
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Oh, he treats you like a child.
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Did you two discuss this?
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all out the window again.
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Do you think your problems with Roy go
back to your issues with communication?
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Okay, I've talked to you about speaking
to me like that.
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Let's go back.
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We tend to set our relationship patterns
early in life. Do you remember your
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first boyfriend?
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You were a teenager back in Hawaii. Yes,
go on. What were you like?
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But then one day...
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A boy.
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Oh, what was he like?
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Oh, hang ten, moon doggy.
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Tell me about your first date.
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The night of the dance.
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The prom.
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The luau.
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It started to rain and rain and rain and
there were waves and a storm, a
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terrible blowing wind storm.
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up with you he broke your heart tell me
more
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I think we've made a real breakthrough
today.
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I'll bill you for the lamp.
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Oh, hang on. I'll ride down with you.
I've got an appointment downstairs.
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My nutritionist is in this building.
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He's put me on this all -legume diet.
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You have no idea how many things you can
do with lentils once you put your mind
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to it.
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offshore drilling in the Malibu Dolphin
Sanctuary.
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So far, approaching me is one of this
town's brightest stars.
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Beth, are you here to lend your support
to the protesters?
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In other words, you're here in support
of the oil companies.
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You heard it here first. The Divine Miss
M has sanctioned dolphins to an oily
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death.
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You just can't keep her mouth shut.
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Fine. Just have the photographers there
in the morning. Thank you.
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Okay. Damage control. We've got to be in
Malibu at six. You're in hair and
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makeup by seven. You're riding dolphins
by eight.
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So shave your legs and look friendly.
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I know, sweetheart.
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You've had quite a day, haven't you? But
maybe you should ease up a little bit.
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I mean, what I'm really saying here is
don't you think maybe Roy was right?
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Yes, he was right. Are you going to tell
him?
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Well, what are you going to do? Just
keep pretending you're not talking to
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All right, fine. Do what you want to do.
I got to go.
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Because I have to go.
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Because I have a date.
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Well, I could.
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Hi. Hiya, sweetie.
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Your mother's lost her voice.
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Somewhere an angel's just got his wings.
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Lee, you were overdoing it. Daddy was
right.
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Oh, he is too, my father.
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You really lost your voice?
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Like, totally.
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Okay, Mom.
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Let's talk.
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I really hated lying to you about this,
and... Wow, this is hard.
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Now I'm not smoking.
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No.
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You spelled it wrong, but I'm not.
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It's just one G.
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Mom, here's the thing.
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I never saw Drowning Mona.
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I know.
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I know. I said I did, and I tried. I
really tried. But I was the only one in
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theater, and it was kind of creepy with
just me and all those, you know,
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thieves.
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And still I managed to stay for like ten
minutes of it.
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I said, geez, Mom, come on. What were
you thinking?
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All right, sweetie, I'm going. Would you
just do everybody a favor and make
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peace with your husband?
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Hello?
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She still mad?
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She didn't say.
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So, how's my little Hawaiian honey bun?
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You doing okay?
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Mm -hmm.
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Really? No kidding.
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Is that so?
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So, it's finally come to this, huh?
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You know, I always heard about couples
running out of things to say to each
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other, but, uh...
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You know, I never thought it could
possibly happen to us.
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Brother, what a chump I am.
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Oh, well.
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I was wrong.
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I'm sorry, what?
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Rose told me.
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Touchdown, Roy!
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Shh, shh, shh, shh. Just don't say a
word.
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And remember, sometimes I know what I'm
talking about, all right?
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Now, you're going to be very quiet, and
let me take care of you for the rest of
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the night, all right?
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Come here.
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And she had some A chicken -ass thing, a
goldfish with a milk and apple.
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Traveller. No
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pop,
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no fun.
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You.
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Nobody but you.
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