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Where's Benson?

Will he really throw his hat in the
ring?

You know, I've never actually seen
Benson wear a hat.

Please, Governor, what's going on? All
right, now, calm down, everybody. I'll

tell you exactly what happened. The
first thing that happened was Benson got

the limo. In the back, with me. And then
we discussed Senator Chapman's meeting.

We made jokes about Senator Chapman's
toupee. Benson calls it his rug.

Excuse me.

Sir, do you think we could just cut to
the heart of the matter? Is Benton

running for lieutenant governor or is he
not?

What's all this? I want a straight
answer and I want it now. Are you

lieutenant governor or not?

Didn't you tell him?

I wish people would quit picking on me.

Okay, let's make it official. As you
know, Lieutenant Governor Decker has

impeached and removed from office.

That's going to create a vacancy.

And I intend to fill that vacancy.

I still don't know if he's running.

I'm running. I'm running.

I've got the champagne. I've got the
glasses. I've got some bean dip in my

I hope it's in the can.

Do you want it or not?

Not.

Now, make no mistake.

this race is going to be no picnic. And
your political opponent, Senator Tyler,

knows every dirty trick in the book.
Well, tomorrow morning, I'm going to go

down to the Secretary of State's office
and file the papers.

Here's to our new lieutenant governor.

Here!

Now, I'd like to put in my two cents
worth.

My first campaign contribution.

Now, all joking aside, Benson, deep in
my political gut, I have a notion that

you can win this election.

You bet he can.

And to help you attain that goal, I
hereby pledge myself as your campaign

manager. Yay!

Clayton, don't get yourself all heated
up. And that, Benson, I am not going to

take no for an answer.

Clayton, you are penurious,
parsimonious, mean -spirited, money

venal. What exactly are you trying to
say, Benson?

You're just the man for the job.

about me?

You're a good man, too, but he asked for
it.

No, I mean I want to help, too, but I
have to be in charge of something, not

just a grunt.

Fine, fine. You can be in charge of
scheduling.

Peter, you can handle the press chores.

Denise, you can manage the campaign
headquarters.

What'll I do?

You've already got a job. I do? You're
the governor.

Oh, right.

Can't you stand around here? We've got a
campaign to get rolling. Yeah, we'll

get out that press release. Yeah, let's
get clacking. I'm going to call little

Petey, tell him the good news.

Then, sir, we're going to make a great
team.

Gee, I hope I'm doing the right thing.

You make a fine lieutenant governor.

Well, I'm not worried about that.

What is it, then?

It's having both Krause and Clayton on
my side.

thee, so listen up. Colonel Krause is in
charge of scheduling.

And it does not allow time for small
talk.

From what I've seen, it doesn't allow
time for sleeping either.

You can sleep after you are in office.

Well, there's a campaign slogan.

Today we move into your campaign
headquarters.

You will meet me in the parking lot in
48 seconds.

Somebody's got to tell that woman that
running for office is just an

You know, this reminds me of the first
time I ran for office.

Oh, gee, I only got 30 seconds.

Well, this is a pretty funny story. It's
about the guy that talked me into

politics as a profession.

Mm -hmm.

Good old FDR.

FDR? Yeah. What happened?

Well, no, you better go ahead. You don't
want to keep Miss Krause waiting.

Yes, I do.

Yeah, Roosevelt's always been one of my
favorites. Roosevelt?

Yeah, FDR, the guy that started you in
politics.

My fat FDR!

This FDR was a druggist in my hometown.

I used to work at the FDR drugstore
every day after school. And it turned

there was an opening at senior class
president.

Saved by the bell.

Yes, yes.

Uh, well... As I said before, Governor,
I guess this is it.

See you around.

Somewhere.

Menton, you are not hearing me. Yes, I
am, Clayton. I'm hearing you, and I have

the headache to prove it.

Am I your trusted political advisor or
what?

Worth Lakewood has a reputation as a
political wheeler -dealer. Right.

So? I don't want that kind of individual
connected with this campaign. I'm not

meeting with Worth Lakewood. Worth
Lakewood influences a lot of big

contributors. One word from him could
put this campaign in the black.

Yeah, but where will it put the black in
the campaign?

I'll give up.

Say, Benson, did you see the polls this
morning?

No. Good.

Benson, you've got a radio interview at
6 .15 tomorrow morning. I'll pick you up

at 5 .30. We'll miss the traffic.

Yeah, by about three hours.

Listen up.

Tomorrow evening, you speak at a dinner
in Walnut Grove for parents without

partners. Can I go without a date?

Initial this and put it on my desk.
Schnell.

Oh, listen, Denise.

Send some flyers and posters over to
Mrs. Betts' teacher union.

We can't, Benson. The printer called. He
said he'll vote for you, but until you

pay him for the last order, he can't
send any more posters.

Why haven't we paid him?

If we pay him, we can't pay the campaign
workers.

Yeah, but we need those posters. We've
got to have publicity.

I keep telling you, Benson, it takes
money to run a campaign. Lots of it.

I know that, Clayton, but it is possible
to run a campaign without compromising

your principles.

Principles? Meanwhile, what do you
expect your campaign workers to do when

find out that you cannot pay them?

They are going to work harder than ever
because they believe in Benson.

They don't mind waiting for their
paychecks.

Come on.

Even you don't believe that.

I certainly do, and I will prove it. All
right, everybody.

Listen up, right now.

Kraus, Kraus, I don't think that this is
the time to... Don't worry about it,

Benson. Just leave this to me. I can
handle it.

Quiet, everyone, right now.

Kraus.

Benson has something to say.

Thank you, Gretchen.

Ladies and gentlemen, first of all, let
me say that I am very pleased with the

way the campaign is going. You are all
doing a wonderful job.

Now, we knew that this was going to be
an uphill fight, but so far we've

to keep our heads above water.

And we are going to come out on top and
win this election.

For as long as we believe in what we're
doing and we stick together, victory

will not only be ours, but it will also
belong to the people of this state.

Now, did you say we weren't going to get
paid? Well, actually, I was just

getting to that.

To be sure, you know, we're always a
little low on money, so we won't be able

pay any of you this week.

Well, what about next week?

Well, actually, I was just getting to
that.

We won't be able to pay any of you for
quite a while, but as long as we stick

together... What, is it lunchtime or
something?

Better this way, Benson. Now you know
who you can depend on. I'd rather have

found out after the election.

Got no money, got no campaign workers,
got to the bottom of the polls, but as

long as you got your principles, you got
it made.

Now, wait a minute, Clayton. Just
because nobody in this state knows who

is and they hardly have enough money to
keep things going and his chances of

getting elected are practically zero
doesn't mean you have to be such a

gus.

Krauss, that's just the kind of speech
that makes me glad you're not my

speechwriter.

Hey, don't pick on me. I'm on your side,
but I'd give you the shirt off my back.

Please, I'm depressed enough already.

Hi, guys. Look, I got the kids in my art
class to do a poster for Benson. Oh,

that's splendid. Sid Liebling, would you
hand me those mailing lists, please?

Sure. Are you finished with the carbon
paper, Pete?

Yeah. Be careful, it's our last one.

You know, I gotta hand it to us.

Even though we ain't got much money,
we're still getting the job done.

Oh, Pete, Vincent.

I gotta get approval on this, sir,
personally.

Oh, yeah? Well, I'll read it as soon as
I catch my breath. Give it to me, I'll

proof it.

Uh, Vincent, I... I had a telegram from
the Bay City Ranchers Association. I

know. 2 .15, luncheon, 20 -minute
speech. I know the scheduling.

Not so fast, Mr. Schmart, Alec.

They canceled.

Canceled? Why?

Well, we have a little problem here.

Wait a second. I was the first problem.

Well, that's something we all agree on.

Hey, look, everyone. Ben's is on 6 o
'clock news. Oh, turn it up. Okay.

Dubois' lackluster fit for the... The
office of lieutenant governor appears to

be grinding to a screeching halt. He
doesn't know what he's talking about.

Meanwhile, in the northern part of the
state, the well -oiled Tyler political

machine chalked up another impressive
showing. At the Bay City Ranchers

Association, Tyler had this to say.

Well, it's been my experience that it
takes two runners to make it a race.

Unfortunately, my opponent seems to be
stuck in the starting block.

Or maybe he hasn't found his way out of
the locker room.

That guy gives me gooseberries.

Hi, everybody.

I tried to call you, but the phone
company said you'd been disconnected.

Disconnected? Didn't we pay the bill?
Well, sort of. Well, we paid it, but the

check bounced.

We're broke.

Flat, busted belly up.

Well, what about the money I bought?
Gone.

That includes 900? Gone.

We even spent the money in a coffee
kitty.

Hey.

You know, you don't need money for
everything.

I mean, look at these posters.

I got them for free.

Vote for Benson. He's a neat guy.

Benson, a radical dude.

Well, thank the kids, Katie.

That's very nice.

Okay.

Governor, speak to you in a minute.
Sure, Benson.

Do you know this guy, Worth Lakewood?

Only by reputation.

You think I'm being bullheaded by not
meeting with him?

Well, Benson, we both know that politics
is a matter of give and take, and

stubborn people don't get very far.

So you do think I'm being bullheaded?

Well, it wouldn't hurt to hear him out.
You don't have to commit to anything.

Yeah, well, I guess it wouldn't hurt.

Clayton? Mm -hmm?

I guess I'll meet with this Lakewood
guy.

You know, call him and send him. Can I
get right on it?

Oh, wait.

Remember. And I mean this.

No deal.

Benson, Benson, Benson.

Let me handle this.

I'll just make a few calls.

From somewhere else.

Listen, everybody.

There's no reason to be concerned about
these minor setbacks.

Benson's absolutely right. I've seen
this happen with many a campaign.

Of course, all those people lost.

What I'm trying to say is if we all work
hard, we're bound to see the light at

the end of the tunnel.

In the meantime, I guess we'll have to
depend on the light at the end of the

street.

And last spring, my Queen Elizabeth
Rhododendron blossomed two weeks early.

I can't tell you what a surprise that
was.

Yes, yes, yes, I can imagine.

Oh, Duncan.

Oh, am I interrupting?

Oh, no, Governor, no, no. You know Miss
Hotchkiss.

Oh, how do you do?

Miss Hotchkiss, why don't you tell the
Governor about your poor begonias? Yes,

you'll get a tear out of this.

Are you familiar with the begonia
family?

Well, now, you know, the name Ruby
Begonia does ring a bell.

Clayton, when is this Mr. Lakewood going
to get here? I'm starting to get cramps

in my mandibles.

Listen to me, Benson.

Worth Lakewood is a very important man
who might make a very big contribution,

but only if you remain on your very best
behavior.

Well, if I'm very nice to Mr. Lakewood,
will he take us to Dairy Queen?

Oh, he's here. Now, straighten up. Let
me fix your tie.

Get away from me.

Mr.

Lakewood, so good to see you. Allow me
to present Benson Dubois.

How do you do?

Well, it's a pleasure to meet you at
last, Mr. Dubois. I've been following

campaign. Oh, so you're the one.

I was telling Clayton just last Sunday
at the club.

Dubois has the charisma, the leadership
qualities, and the gut to really go

places in politics.

And I'm not just talking lieutenant
governor either.

Exactly what he said.

Precise words.

Well, I certainly appreciate your
confidence.

But I'm taking this one campaign at a
time.

Well, as far as this one's concerned, I
think you can still pull it out.

We see a bright future for you. You're
the best man for my money.

How much of your money did you have in
mind?

Just a joke. Just a little ha -ha.

Well,

excuse me.

He's nothing like his father.

He certainly isn't. Oh, well. Now let's
talk turkey, Mr. Dubois.

Now, I know that running a campaign can
be an expensive undertaking.

Well, you'll get no argument from me.

But I happen to be in a position where I
can raise a sizable amount of money for

you. Say, to the tune of $75 ,000.

How does that sound?

Very musical.

It does have a nice ring to it. Yes, it
certainly does.

But just for my own peace of mind, just
why are you interested in giving me this

money? Oh, now, wait a minute, Mr.
Dubois. I'm not giving you the money.

I'm... investing it in your candidacy.
Well, what I'm trying to say is I

certainly will accept your offer if
you're offering it because you believe

and the things I represent.

I'm certain we share some ideas about
government.

Well, I'm not.

I'd like to know specifically what you
expect from me. Now, you don't need me

spell it out for you. I mean, you're an
intelligent man.

Take the money. Don't ask so many
questions.

Oh, well, when you say don't ask many
questions, that makes me nervous.

Now, you must understand, if you don't,
you're very naive.

Oh, I understand that one must make
compromises, but I just want to make

it's a compromise that I can live with.

All right, let's just cut right through
it.

Here's how it works.

If you get elected, you can accomplish
some of those things you believe in.

If I help you get elected, you can help
me accomplish some things.

But without my $75 ,000, you can't even
get elected.

So what you're saying is if I take your
money, somewhere down the line, I owe

you. You can put it that way if you
like.

Well, it's a debt I don't want to pay.

Oh, now, come on. You must know the
score. If you don't owe me, you'll owe

somebody else.

It's been very nice talking to you. Now,
look, you.

How many chances is a guy like you going
to get?

I beg your pardon?

You're an unknown, under -financed black
candidate. You don't have many options.

I've got this option.

You can take your money, your politics,
and your big -shot attitude and stuff

them in a trash bag because you're
talking garbage.

Oh, don't give me that.

That holier -than -thou attitude.

You can't win this election without
people like me, buddy.

Well, let me tell you something, buddy.
Until you start putting the emphasis on

caring and forget about winning, you're
nothing but a boy on the backside of

democracy. Good day!

And after

Mr.

Dubois' public tirade, he left the
Promenade Hotel without comment to the

This ill -timed burst of temper may
prove to be the final blow to a

who's had his back against the ropes
from the start.

Boy, did you see that?

He really lost his cool.

I don't think I've ever seen him look so
angry.

You'd think he's a terrible person if
you didn't know him.

Yeah, and the voters don't know him.

Well, I don't care. I'm still proud to
call him my friend.

Too bad we can't call him our next
lieutenant governor.

How you doing, buddy?

Well, not too good, according to the
late edition.

They say I'm finished.

Oh, don't worry about tomorrow. They'll
wrap fish in that paper.

You look at that picture. Makes me look
like a raving lunatic.

I'm not even sure I'd vote for this guy.

I'm still gonna vote for you. Ditto.

You're the best man for the job. Yeah,
who needs that jerk's money?

Have a delivery for Benson Dubois?

Here you are. Saw your picture in the
paper.

Sign here.

Thanks.

You know, you don't look nearly as crazy
in person.

Thank you.

A towel? A towel?

A note.

What does it say?

In case you don't have... one to throw
in.

Tyler. That jerk.

That's it. I'm gonna go kick his tail.
Pete, Pete.

Well, it's been a long day. Why don't
you guys go on home? I'll lock up.

Listen, if you want some company, I'll
be happy to stay. Yeah, me too.

No, that's all right. I'll stay. I'd
really rather be alone.

Well, chin up, you bozo.

It'll be okay.

Hang in there, friend.