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Hey, Benson, how's the talent search
coming for this year's telethon?
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is fine.
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Do you mind being just a little more
specific?
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How do you expect me to introduce the
acts?
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You're the master of ceremonies? What
happened to Ernie Depew? Oh, he was
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that Sunday show on Channel 3, and he
was at the zoo, and he tried to kiss
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raccoon, and it made a snack of his
nose.
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So I am filling in for Ernie Depew.
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Too bad you didn't fill in at the zoo.
The raccoon could have had a feast.
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Well, anyway, I have got a surprise for
both of you. I booked a big -name act
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for our show.
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Oh, really?
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Who? Did you go to the state fair last
summer?
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You got Kenny Rogers?
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No, no, no. I got the animal act.
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Walkers, rats, and cats.
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That's a great act.
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Rats and cats?
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They do a rodeo, a little soft shoe.
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But the best part is when they recreate
the chariot race from Ben -Hur.
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Rats and cats.
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This is the greatest animal act since
Topo Gigio, and I want it in the star
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position.
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Sir...
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How am I going to introduce a bunch of
rats?
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Well, you could say, and now, here are
some close personal friends of mine.
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It's terrible. It's just terrible. One
minute you're here, and the next minute,
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poof.
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I'm so sorry, Governor. It's a tragedy.
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What's a tragedy?
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Walker's cats ate Walker's rats.
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Now, that's what I call real dinner
theater.
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Governor, I called the florist, and
they're going to send some flowers to
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Walker. Thank you, Miss Cross. Yeah.
They are yellow daisies in the shape of
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wedge of cheese.
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That's nice.
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Sir, I just heard. It's a tragedy, a
horrible, horrible thing.
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You laughed when I told you.
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Nervous tension.
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Who's taking their place? Oh, I haven't
even thought about that.
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Oh, oh, my mother went to school with
Beth Parker.
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Well, maybe he knows somebody.
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Look, I have an idea. How about Gladys
Knight and the Pips? Sure.
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Why don't we just get Frank Sinatra?
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All right.
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They're in town, and I kind of know
them.
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I kind of know them. How come you kind
of couldn't get tickets?
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Well, I don't know them all that well.
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Actually, I only know one of them. You
know Gladys Knight?
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No, that's not the one.
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You remember when I was in the hospital
with my allergy?
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Yeah. Well, Bubba was in the room across
the hall. He's one of the Pips.
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He'll never remember you. Sure he will.
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Look, I'm going to the concert tonight.
I'll drop backstage and ask him about
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doing the telethon.
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That's exciting.
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Gladys Knight, the Pips. on my
telephone.
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Yeah, I can get their autograph.
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I'm going to go upstairs right now and
listen to all their albums.
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You got their albums?
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Yeah. You look surprised.
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A little bit.
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Just because I'm governor doesn't mean
that I can't get down.
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This song is called simply Save the
Overtime for Me.
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Benson, are you sure it's okay for us to
be back here? Sure.
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Who's going to throw us out? Hey, get
out of here!
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Huh? I said get out of here!
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Uh, hi.
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I'm a personal close friend of Bubba,
and we were in the hospital together.
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I don't care if you were in Hello Dolly
together.
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You can't be back here. Hey, hey, keep
your hands to yourself, you big palooka.
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Excuse me.
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What is your name?
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Leland. Want to make something out of
it? No, no, no, no, no. I just wanted to
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tell you that we didn't come down here
really to see Bubba. We came down here
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see you.
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Huh?
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Well, actually, Gretchen came down to
see me.
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Huh?
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She was watching some of your moves
during the show, and she said that you
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quite a hunk.
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Excuse us a moment, Leland. Vincent, may
I speak with you?
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What are you doing?
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I'm trying to buy some time.
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With my body?
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You're right. I may need to throw in
some cash.
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Forget it.
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Krauss, it's for the telethon. Just hang
it.
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So, uh, Gretchen, how would you like to
see me flex my pecs?
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Do what?
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Just humor him. Right, right.
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So, Leland, what exactly are pecs?
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Here, I'll show you.
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Oh!
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Counting every second.
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Is this another one of your wacko
friends?
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I think he broke my toe. Hey, brother,
this guy broke William's toe.
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Oh, what a great audience. I'm telling
you, they were something else. They even
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applauded when I dropped the microphone.
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Well, that's because you were so
wonderful this night.
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Thank you.
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Who is he?
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Well, actually, I'm a friend of both.
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Well, was this another one of your wacko
friends?
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Wacko, yes.
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No.
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Well, we only met briefly. I'm Budget
Dubois, the state Benson director.
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Uh,
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my name is Benson Dubois.
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I'm the state budget director.
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Benson? Mm -hmm?
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You got some great moves for a budget
director.
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Well, thank you. Thank you very much.
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I'm sorry about barging in on your act
that way. I hope I didn't ruin anything.
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My toll.
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Let it die home.
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What the heck were you doing out there?
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Well, I was trying to escape from
Leland.
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Oh, the guy with the pants. Yeah, I just
thought I'd come by and ask you
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all a little favor.
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If you're bucking to be the fourth pimp,
forget it.
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No, no, I'll never try anything like
that again.
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Actually, the favor is not for me. It's
for the Meyerson Children's Clinic.
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Children's clinic.
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Yeah. You see, every year they do a
telethon to raise money. Money. Yeah.
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Because without money, we wouldn't have
any sick children.
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I mean, we would have sick children, but
they wouldn't have a place to be sick
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in.
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Well, I mean, they'd be sick all over
the state.
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I'm not explaining this very well, but
you want us to be on the show, huh?
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you.
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Right. When is it? Day after tomorrow.
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Oh, I'm sorry. We booked in Mount
Brewster day after tomorrow.
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Oh, fiddlesticks.
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I don't suppose you're lending me one
pip.
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Maybe another time. It was really nice
meeting you, Benson. Thank you very
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It was a wonderful show. Thank you all.
Thank you. Maybe next year. Yeah.
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Tough luck, Leadfoot.
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Well, keep in touch.
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Okay. Straight ahead, brother.
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Well, it's just great.
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Pips are on the road, and Ernie Depew is
in the hospital, and Walker's rats are
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in his cats.
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Great day.
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Shame. Real shame.
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Well, I'm sorry, Governor. They just
weren't available.
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You know, I really believed you knew
Gladys Knight and the Pips. Me too.
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Why did you fib?
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I didn't fib.
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I said I kind of know them, and I do
kind of know them. Well, I kind of know
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them. Oh, I have all their albums.
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But I don't go around bragging that I
can get them on the show.
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Well, Dad's mad.
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How am I going to explain this to the
kids at school?
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I told them I could get Gladys Knight's
autograph.
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Benson, Benson, Benson, I have just
written my introduction for Gladys
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and the Pips. I'd like to run it by you.
That won't be necessary, Clayton.
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Benson, may I finish?
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Just once. I wish you would let me
finish.
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All right, here we go.
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except the part where you said they are
here.
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What's wrong with that? They're not
going to be here.
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What?
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Benson kind of exaggerated his
friendship with them.
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You mean he doesn't know them?
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Right.
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Benson, Benson, Benson.
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Who would have thought you'd think this
low?
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That's the last thing I'll volunteer
for.
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Hey, Benson!
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Get you here. I don't care.
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Mattis, Nate, and Bubba.
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Pete, I don't want to be teased.
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I'm serious.
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Look.
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Look.
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Landis, Bubba, what are you guys doing
here? We had to cancel our concert in
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Mount Brewster. They just got 15 inches
of snow.
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Do you still need someone to help out
the kids?
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What are you saying?
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We can do the telethon.
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You're kidding.
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He's kidding. You're not kidding. You're
not kidding.
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I gotta ask you one small favor in
return.
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You name it, Mama, you got to get it.
You caught me with it.
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I'd like for you to sing with me.
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You got to be kidding.
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Me sing with you? Oh, I couldn't sing
with you.
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That's what I thought.
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It'll be fun. And all the people around
here who know you will get a kick out of
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it. It'll be great for the telethon.
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I'll take that as a yes.
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Now, we have an interview to do, so I
got to run, okay?
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I'll see you later. Okay.
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We'll call you later about rehearsal.
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that you had a surprise for them. I
certainly do.
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Gladys Knight and Bubba were just here,
and they are going to do the telephone,
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and what's more, they want me to sing
with them.
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Oh, Benson.
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So let's keep those phones ringing, and
we'll be right back after these
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messages.
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Well, sir, how am I doing?
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Well, I don't know. You seem so at ease.
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Considering... Considering what?
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Well, considering all those millions of
people watching you on their TVs.
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Imagine all of those millions of strange
faces staring up at you.
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Think of all those eyes.
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Kind of creepy, isn't it?
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Oh, I think you're right.
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look funny to you? He always looks that
way.
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He looks sick or something.
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You should help him.
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Oh, yeah, I'll take care of it.
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Hey, Clayton, how you doing, old buddy?
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This man's something else, isn't he?
Huh? He's really come a long way.
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He was a very ugly baby.
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How ugly was he?
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He was so ugly, he had to sneak up on
his teddy bear.
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Get ready to go on.
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He had a very friendly sister.
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Everybody liked her. I mean everybody.
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She was picked up so many times, she
grew handles.
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Got a message here.
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Shut up and introduce the next act.
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Say goodnight, Clayton.
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in the pit.
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living hurt so much you can't believe it
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turn around and see my smiling face
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waiting to lend a hand just when you
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I'm staring.
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You should know that I'm someone who
tears
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enough to pull you through my situation.
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And when you need a shoulder,
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I'm standing...
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And when you think you've had enough and
you're crying from the strain,
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take a sip from my French soup cup.
It'll help to ease the
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pain.
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