All language subtitles for benson_s04e20_half_court_trap

Good morning, Krauss. Good morning,
Benson. Oh, Benson, I'm glad you're

need your opinion on something.

What's up?

Well, Arnold is giving me an early
birthday present.

Oh, that's nice.

What's he buying you?

Europe. No kidding. Where are you going
to put it?

Oh, no, no. I mean, he's giving me a
trip to Europe, and we can't decide

to go.

What are your choices?

Well, I want to go to Switzerland, and
Arnold thinks he'd be happier on the

Riviera. Well, he will be if you're in
Switzerland.

Good morning, Gretchen. Good morning,
Benson. Good morning. What a wonderful

to start the day. Hey, you were really
serious about this jogging, weren't you?

Sure, I even talked Pete into it.

Pete? What Pete?

Boy, that last mile was a killer.

Pete, we only ran one mile.

What? That's the longest mile I ever
ran.

It's the only mile you've ever run.

I'll get myself something to eat.

Good morning, all.

Peter, a new suit.

Benson, I've been looking for you. I
have a message. Your nephew will be

arriving on a later flight, but he said,
and I quote, no sweat, Harlington is

making the grab in the hog limo and
shooting me over pronto.

What language is that?

Baltimore.

Thank you, Clayton. You did that very
nicely. That's a fact, Jack.

Now I gotta split, catch you on the
rebound.

What language is that?

Preppy jive.

Benson, how long has it been since
you've seen your nephew?

Oh, well, we haven't really spent any
time together since he was a little boy.

He's a basketball player, isn't he?
Yeah, he's the star of the Mount Carroll

University Cougars.

So, Benson, how long will your nephew be
staying here?

I don't know, until next school year.
He's got some sort of summer job.

Boy, he sounds like a talented young
man.

Yes, he is. He's very talented.

Very good looking, too. Of course, that
runs in the family.

It sure isn't running rampant.

Why don't you start your vacation to
Europe today?

I'd love to. I love vacations.

I remember when I was a little girl, my
parents used to take me to the Black

Forest every summer.

Yeah, but apparently it didn't do any
good. You kept finding your way back.

Benson, someone's looking for you.

Oh, Tommy.

Come on in.

How you doing, Uncle Benny?

Uncle Benny?

Tommy, while you're here at the mansion,
call me Uncle Benson, okay? Right.

I see you met Krauss. Oh, sure. We've
been talking basketball.

It's boring.

Governor, this is my nephew, Tommy
Caulfield. Tommy, Governor Gatling.

I'm very glad to know you, Tommy.
Pleased to meet you, Governor. I heard

pretty good things about you. Oh, I've
heard nice things about you. Benson

me you are one heck of a basketball
player.

And a captain, too.

More basketball.

I think this is where I came in.

Nice meeting you, Tommy. Same here, Miss
Gross.

I used to play basketball in the Navy.

I wasn't the captain. I was just an
ensign.

What did you play? Post -up, off -guard,
small forward? What?

No, just basketball. We didn't have
those other games.

I'll explain it to you later.

I had one heck of a two -hand set shot.

What's your favorite shot?

Actually, my favorite is a 360 -degree
cradle jam or a simple gorilla dunk down

the center of the lane. That way they
can't hijack the ball even if they post

low.

I'll explain it to you later.

Well, I'm sure you two have plenty to
talk about. It's good to have met you,

Tommy. Have a seat, Tommy.

Hey, Uncle Benson, I really appreciate
you letting me stay with you this

Oh, think nothing of it.

How's your mom and pop? Oh, pop's okay,
working hard in the store. You know,

shoes are his life.

And with Cynthia married and me away at
school, mom's talking about a career,

interior decorating.

Yeah, but look at you, Mr.

Basketball. Your father thinks you're
going to be another Dr. J.

Hey, fathers don't lie, do they?

It won't be long before you see me in
the pros raking in the big bucks.

Well, good. Maybe then I can get a good
seat for a change. Well, if you ever

need good seats, see my friend, Mr.
Harlington. Who is that?

Alan Harlington, Arlington Industries.

He's on the alumni committee.

That's who I'm working for this summer.
You know, they look out for us

ballplayers. Well, what do you mean?

Well, they see you get spending money
when you need it, take you out to

help you meet the right people, you
know, look out for you. Oh, I see.

Oh, well.

It's great to see you doing so well. You
want to get some grub?

Our grid's groceries.

Oh, by the way, there's a piece on you
in the sports section this morning.

In here?

Yeah, that is you, isn't it? Tommy
Caulfield, the blade?

Oh, yeah.

Okay, well, bring it along with you. You
can read it in the car.

Nah, that's okay. I'll read it later.
Let's go eat.

Are you gonna take the basketball with
you? I go everywhere with this

basketball. I eat with it, I sleep with
it, I do everything with it. Ah, yes, a

perfect companion.

It's always glad to see you, and it
doesn't mind if you dribble.

Well, Sid, I see you back again today.

Yeah, thought I'd come back and give it
another try.

I'm almost finished here.

I don't know whether this cable system
is worth all this trouble.

Oh, yes, it is.

Cable is going to revolutionize the
television industry.

Yeah, it's going to bring back radio.

There. Let's see if that'll do it.

Well, at least it has a nice, peaceful
hum to it.

I'm paying $18 .95 a month for a kazoo.

I'm sorry about that, Benson.

I'm going to have to pick up another
part.

Well, that's okay. I'll probably be busy
with my nephew for the next few days

anyway. Oh, that reminds me. He left a
note for you on your desk.

Oh, he must be out somewhere trying to
hustle up a game.

All he thinks about is basketball.

Yeah. I was the same way when I was his
age. Oh, yeah? Another basketball

player? Yeah.

Pretty good, too.

Oh, we were all pretty good on the
playground, Sid.

No, I played in college.

I made All -American.

Small college.

It's been a mighty small college.

I'll show you my scrapbook sometime.

Okay, I can read it while I'm waiting
for the television revolution to be

completed. I'll give you a call when I
get that part, okay? All right, Sid.

Night. Night -night.

What in the world is this?

Dear Uncle Benzie, I went out for a
minute...

Pretty soon, Tommy.

Whoa.

Hey, Uncle Vincent. Oh, I see you got my
note, huh?

Yeah, yeah.

You're putting me on, huh?

What do you mean?

This note.

Oh, you mean my handwriting. Pretty bad,
isn't it? I always did write like a

chicken. Yeah, now you're beginning to
spell like one.

That's a good one.

Yeah. I thought your mother said you
were doing well in school.

I am.

Well, what's your answer?

Oh, now I'm beginning to see the
problem.

What problem?

You've forgotten why you're in school.

I'm there to win games and get to the
pros.

Well, I don't see how you're going to do
either if you flunk out of school.

What are you talking about? I'm a B
student.

Well, with spelling like this, Tommy,
how do you swing that?

I get by.

Well, how's your reading?

I can read. What is this, anyway?

Here.

Read this article on you.

I already read it.

Read it to me.

Come on, Uncle Benson. I said read.

Tommy the Blade Caulfield. There. Go on,
go on. Keep going. Keep going.

Tommy the Blade Caulfield.

Phenomenon. Phenomenon.

Yeah, phenomenon.

And very

table. Variable.

Variable.

Genius.

His Pro Pro

Proficiency

Oh, Francis, sweetheart, I don't see how
you could not know.

I don't care what his grades are.

I'm telling you, Tommy can barely read
or write.

Oh, no, I don't think sending him home
is the best way to handle it.

I don't know yet.

Why don't you give me some time and let
me see what I can do?

Okay, babe.

Take care.

Oh, my best to Ted, okay?

Bye -bye.

Tommy?

Can you come down here for a minute?

Come on.

Where are you going?

Oh, Mr.

Harlington's taking me to the athletic
club for dinner.

Oh, good. Then you'll have somebody to
read the menu to you.

I bet you understand, Uncle Benson. I'm
going to be rich. I'm going to be a

star. I'm going to be a fat cat.

A fat head is more like it.

My old man went to college, didn't he?

What does he make, $25 ,000 a year?

I'm going to make more than that just
for signing my name to a contract.

Good evening, I'm Vincent Dubois,
Tommy's uncle. Come in. How you doing,

Harrington? Let him grab a tie and I'll
be with you in a minute. All right. Can

I get you a drink or something?

Oh, any juice at all would be just fine,
thank you.

Okay, have a seat.

Thank you.

How about that nephew of yours?

One heck of a basketball player, huh?

Well, that's what I hear.

Oh, he's terrific.

That boy's gonna put Mount Carroll
University back on the map where it

Did you know that Tommy is having a
problem with reading and writing?

Well, it can't be that big of a problem.
After all, he is in college.

True, but he can barely read a simple
paragraph from the newspaper.

Oh, well, maybe it's a little awkward.

We can't all be Einstein.

That's true, but I was hoping for
something a little more than C -spot

Believe me, we all are concerned about
Tommy's future, and we have his best

interests at heart. I don't believe you.

I think all you guys are interested in
is Mount Carroll University's basketball

program. No, that's not all we're
interested in.

It's true, a winning basketball team can
pay the tab for Mount Carroll.

But even beyond that, it brings national
recognition.

And when you say Mount Carroll, people
know what you're talking about.

And that's a good feeling.

And that's important to you. Sure it is.

I'm proud that I attended Mount Carroll
University.

And I want to see it get the credit it
deserves.

Even at the expense of kids like Tommy?

Wait a minute, Uncle Benson.

Mr. Harlington's my friend.

He's even going to help me get an agent
when I turn pro.

Yeah, but Tommy, only about one in a
thousand makes the pros. What are you

to do if you don't make it?

Mr. DuBois, don't you have any
confidence in your own nephew? Of course

confidence in him.

It's just that I don't want to see him
give up on the one thing he can count

his mind. Please, can we talk about this
later on?

Tommy, they're just using you. Can't you
see that? Mr. Dubois, everybody gets

used. Damn few make a million dollars
for it.

Let's go, Tommy. I don't want to be
late.

You really embarrassed me, Uncle Benson.

Now, I'm 19 years old. I know that.

But it's my life.

And I can handle it, okay?

You mean nobody knew that your nephew
couldn't read or write?

Oh, I think they knew, Governor. They
just passed him anyway.

Oh, I hardly believe anybody would do
that.

Well, in order to promote their athletic
programs, some schools are willing to

overlook a student's lack of academic
skills.

We're not talking about physics and
calculus, Clayton. We're talking about

reading and writing.

What it boils down to is that this
school is using student -athletes to

pockets. Why don't you tell Tommy that?

Oh, he won't listen.

Especially when he's got a millionaire
telling him he's got it made.

Sometimes talking just won't do it. You
have to show him.

Always worked for me.

I remember when I was a kid, I always
wanted a dog.

Governor, you're not going to... All the
other kids have dogs. He is.

So I was about 11, I guess.

I won!

I won!

You cheated. You cheated.

What are you talking about? We saw you
jump on the bus.

I didn't know. I just wanted to sit down
for a minute. I didn't know I was going

to move.

Have a lot of fun, Daddy. You should
come with us next time. We're going to

every morning.

Well, I could certainly use the
exercise, but running's so boring.

How about basketball? You said you
played in the Navy.

That's a pretty good idea, Pete. We
should get up a game. What about you,

Clayton?

Absolutely. An endicott never shies away
from competition.

So what do you say, Benson?

Basketball? No, sirree. I've had it with
that subject.

Oh, that's right. That's why I was going
to tell you that story.

Get ready.

Oh, see, where is it?

Get set.

Oh, yeah.

Go.

Oh,

they are in excellent shape.

See, I always wanted a dog, but my
father was allergic, so I had to settle

pig.

Yeah.

But Rover wouldn't fetch.

Well, that's why nobody takes a pig duck
hunting.

Well, anyway, my father thought it was a
waste of time, and he tried to talk me

out of it, but I tried to teach that pig
how to fetch.

And I would throw the ball and retrieve
it, and toss the ball and retrieve it,

so Rover could see how it was done.

And I did that for about a week.

I imagine you got pretty good at it.

Yeah, I did. But you're missing the
point, Benson. Well, why don't we leap

forward to the pig?

Well, the point is that sometimes the
only way you can teach somebody

is by showing them.

And you taught the pig how to fetch.

No, pigs don't pay attention.

But it showed me something.

That you can call a pig Rover, but you
can't make him fetch you.

Now, I know it must be crystal clear,
but I don't get it.

Sure you do, Benson. See, my father
tried to talk me out of wasting my time

Rover, but I wouldn't listen.

So he let me learn the hard way.

The hard way?

Well, why didn't I think of that?

Bunsen, you weren't there.

But I'm going to be at that basketball
game, Governor, and I'm going to bring a

friend. Good.

I used to take Rover with me every day.

Gee, it's been years since I thought
about that pig.

What ever happened to Rover?

Oh, we had him for Christmas dinner.

There it figures.

Well, he couldn't fetch.

Thanks for stopping by. Yeah. Need
another guy?

Hang around.

Okay. Okay, here we go.

Great defense, Pete.

I thought so.

He could have hurt me.

Okay, that's game.

Yeah, well, I don't know about you, but
I am beat.

Governor? Oh, Benson, you must be tired.

How about you, Clayton?

Oh, not really. I could go another
couple of seconds. Ow!

What'd you say?

Nothing.

Pete? Oh, you count me out. It's making
me too hungry.

You only played one game. I was just
warming up.

Well, maybe Sid will play with you. Oh.

Him play me?

I don't mind. A little one -on -one. Go
on. Be social.

All right. I'll try not to embarrass
you, Sid. Hey, thanks, man. I really

appreciate that. Here, warm up, Sid.
Thanks.

You got a lot of good stuff, man. Keep
working on it.

See ya.

How could I lose seven straight games
into a cable repairman?

Maybe because he was an All -American
once.

That explains it. He must have played
pro.

No, he never made it past training camp.

Well, I'm not surprised.

A little guy like that doesn't stand a
chance.

He beat you, didn't he?

You set me up.

Only to prove my point, Tommy.

You're right, too.

I gotta get with it.

Now you're talking.

I gotta practice more, push myself, lift
weights.

It's not too late.

Tommy, who are you kidding?

Hey, I can make the pros. I know I can
make the pros.

I'm not saying you can't make the pros.

But suppose you don't. Then I'll get a
job as a coach someplace.

Where? What college wants to be bothered
with some coach that can't read or

write? Don't worry about me. There's a
lot I can do.

Yeah, but are they the kind of things
you want to do for the rest of your

Well, it's too late to go back to high
school.

Basketball's all I know.

Well, you can change that.

I don't know, Uncle Benson.

Okay.

Give up.

Let me tell you one thing.

If you don't do something about this,
nobody else will.

Hey, I've got friends.

It's Coach Lovell, Mr. Harlington, lots
of people.

Yeah, but who do they really love? Tommy
Caulfield or the Blade?

It's all the same person.

But for how long?

Tommy, you can't play college basketball
the rest of your life. Sooner or later,

you're going to be nothing but a memory
to them.

You can't ask me to give up basketball.

You're a talented athlete. I would never
ask you to give up your dream.

What are you telling me? I'm saying
cover yourself.

But, Uncle Benson, I can't even read.

That just means you got a lot of hard
work ahead of you.

You think summer school will help?

That's a good start.

You think I'm a loser, don't you?

No. You've always been a winner.

I just want you to start winning off the
court.

I guess you're right.

Come on, let's go.

Where's the fife and drum?

Oh, I sure... Look at my fat eggs.

What a ridiculous sport. Nothing
civilized should cause this much pain.

The pain fits you so well, Clayton.

I haven't felt like this since I helped
my dad hang that moose head.

Boy, you get inside one of those things
and you never get out.

I guess we all overdid it, huh, Benson?

Perhaps. But then again, some of us are
in better shape than others.

Meaning you, I suppose.

Yes, I must admit to feeling rather
well. I even thought we might play a

this afternoon.

Well, fortunately, I have appointments
to fill my day.

Count me out. I got a lot of eating to
make up for.

How about you, Governor?

I've got a few years on you, my friend.
It takes no longer for this body to

recuperate.