All language subtitles for benson_s01e05_conflict_of_interest

Miss Cross, I hope I haven't insulted
you. No, no.

Let me take a shot at it.

I personally fixed a special breakfast
for you.

Sausage and eggs Dusseldorf, and you
hardly touched a bite.

Miss Cross, believe me, it's not the
cooking.

It's the cook.

These darn state elections.

Every campaign function I attend, I have
to eat the same meal. Dry chicken,

wrinkled peas, crusty mashed potatoes.

Cold gravy with a skin on it.

I had six yesterday.

Well, at least, Governor, you won't have
to eat that meal on the 22nd. I know,

Benson, because on the 22nd, I'll be
here to see Katie and her school play.

Just so you'll recognize her, she'll be
the cute blonde with blue eyes. Not so

high.

Roger. That's what I meant.

You've been missing quite a lot lately,
sir.

Katie's teacher called yesterday.

Katie's been misbehaving and talking in
class.

Well, I'll tell her you talked to me
about her talking, and I'll talk to her

about it.

She misses you when you travel so much.

And I think she's messing up in school
because she needs your attention.

That's why it's important for you to be
at that play.

I'll be there. Thank you, Benson.

Here you are. I've been looking all over
for you. Well, that wasn't necessary.

I was right here.

Well, you shouldn't be. At 10 o 'clock,
you're addressing the Rotary Club, and

by noon, you have to be in Mountain Lake
with the Oddfellows. Better take your

swim trunks.

Kayla, make sure the 22nd is clear. Yes,
Benson, I know Katie's play. I don't

want to hear another word about it. Now,
the governor has absolutely no

commitments on the 22nd.

I was just telling Benson, honey, I
wouldn't miss it for the world.

Oh, good.

By the way, they want the parents to
help out with the scenery the next few

nights. Oh, well, Katie, I... I know,
but I figured it was worth a shot.

Katie, I just can't.

But, Benson, would you mind filling in
for me?

Well, as long as you can't be there.

But it's supposed to be parents.

Well, maybe we could fool them.

It's just that I'm a little busy right
now. You see, Katie, your father has a

campaign for the state elections. Now,
you're a little young, but I'll try to

explain it to you.

You see... If we can swing a plurality
of at least four of the undecided

counties, you will preserve the majority
in the state assembly.

Anything else you want to know?

Governor, you really must be going.

Governor, look what just came for you in
the mail.

My seat catalog?

No, sir.

It's from the president.

Of the United States?

I got a letter from the president. I
wonder what he wants.

I think he wants you to open it.

I never got a letter from the president
before.

I did. It said, greetings.

It certainly is beautiful paper. We used
to make this bond at the paper mill. 30

cents a sheet, I'll bet.

There's no profit in this paper, really,
but my father always felt... Sir, what

does it say?

Oh, uh...

He's inviting me to a governor's
conference at the White House. Katie,

that wonderful?

When is it? Your father is going to meet
a great leader, respected and admired

by at least 17 % of the country.

Sir, that's quite an honor. What's the
date?

Oh, the 24th. Oh, well, in that case,
you can go.

Sir, that is wonderful news, but the
president is two weeks away, and we

have to hurry.

Do you realize that you have an
impatient bunch of elks waiting?

You better watch where you step.

And you better get to school.

Daddy, will you be home before bedtime?

I want to show you my costume.

Oh, um, your last speech is in
Carsonville at six. The plane leaves at

You should make it easily. Oh, good.
Yes, I'll be there, honey.

You can count on it.

Great. I'll have them bring the car
around.

You know, Governor, while you're in the
White House, you should give it a good

one -solver.

I mean, you never know.

This president was a one -term governor
that nobody ever heard of. I wonder what

are your chances of becoming president
of the United States?

About the same as me becoming king of
Sweden.

You do so much with the costume. To look
ugly, you have to feel ugly.

Feel ugly?

Yeah. Think of something rotten.

More rotten.

Disgusting.

You're not mad enough.

You need to concentrate on bad things.
Things that upset you.

Think of the people around you, always
doing stupid things, getting in your

interfering with your work.

Yeah, but you need more practice now.
Can you laugh?

No,

like a witch.

You try it.

No, meaner.

Quick,

we'll surprise him. You hide in the
bathroom. He comes in, you jump out.

Okay.

Come in.

Yes, about Daddy.

He's not coming tonight.

I knew it.

Well, it's not his fault, Katie.

He got fogged in in a town called
Carsonville, about 100 miles from here.

promised to see my costume tonight.

I don't vote, so I guess he didn't care.

Didn't care, Katie?

Didn't care?

Well, of course your father cared. He
tried everything he could to get here.

It was a driving rainstorm.

Your father's car got stuck in a
mudslide.

He crawled out of the car and ran to the
bridge. The bridge had been swept away

by a raging river. He grabbed a vine and
swung across to the other side.

And there was a chemical plant near that
river, so your father really risked his

life. He dragged down a truck which
drove him straight to the airport. Your

father made it, Katie. He made it!

Because the planes were grounded.

And your father yelled, I'll fly the
plane myself.

There's only one thing that'll keep me
from my daughter.

The governor doesn't know how to fly a
plane.

That's the thing.

Oh, come on, Katie. These things happen.

They always happen.

I'm sorry.

It's just that we were going to read him
a theme from a play.

I'm here.

I'd like to hear it.

Nothing.

Mm -hmm. Okay.

You don't want me to hear it? I can use
the time to rebuild my thumb, which I

smashed fixing the sets.

Okay, Benson.

We'll do it.

I don't know that we can equal your
performance, but we can try.

I play the Wicked Witch.

Oh, you must be a great actress.

And I play the Good Fairy.

You must be even better.

ugly, misshapen body.

There beats a heart.

Katie, time for you to get ready for
bed.

Don't forget to brush your fangs.

Okay.

Benson, now that the child is gone, what
did you think of my performance?

Meh. Look who I'm asking. You know
nothing of the theater, they ask.

I come from a theatrical family.

I was born in a trunk.

Katie, they opened it.

Okay, Miss Krause, you stand here and
follow the play. Just tell me when you

need lights or snow or whatever it is.

No, Benson, that is what you do. I will
operate the controls.

Miss Krause, the guy who usually does
this couldn't make it, so they asked me.

My father was in the theater. I could do
this blindfolded. This is very

complicated machinery.

Nothing is too complicated for a German.

How about surrender?

Okay. All right, we're ready. And bird
singing.

Oh, good.

Miss Krause, I don't hear birds.

Bye. Nice working with you.

Miss Krause, I still don't hear birds.
Tweet, tweet, tweet.

Okay, okay, okay. Forget the birds.

Here comes the snow fairy. Get ready for
the snow.

My mistake.

No kidding.

It's all right, kids. We'll catch up
with you.

If it's not too much trouble, we'd like
the snow.

I'm trying. I'm trying.

Thank you. Snow.

That's the white stuff.

You didn't happen to see any snow up
there, did you?

Okay, okay. Forget the snow. It's too
late. Turn on the sunrise.

Benson, I am doing the best I can.

That's what's so tragic.

Could you turn off the sunrise?

Yeah.

Hello, sunrise.

Benson, what are you doing? You're
ruining everything.

I'm getting a lot of help from Krause.

Aren't you supposed to be out there?

Yes.

Well, what are you doing here?

Oh, just hanging around.

Vincent, can I get back?

Okay, Kraus, can you send Katie back?

Okay, Kraus, don't send Katie back. I
repeat, do not send Katie back.

Instead, I want you to kill the sunrise.

It's sort of a code.

Look, I've got some bad news.

I just got a call from the White House.
The president regrets the inconvenience,

but the date's been changed from the
24th to the 22nd. But that's as nice as

play. I know.

What are we going to do?

Oh, I don't know.

But I'll be knocking on the governor's
door at sunrise.

Sunrise!

Benson, I think there's a tree on my
head.

Miss Cross, could we have some light,
please?

There's a bird!

It won't break!

Oh, no!

That's right.

Reserve the same suite for Governor
Gatling, but instead of the 24th, make

for the 22nd.

Thanks. Bye.

What are you doing?

I made a... reservation just in case he
decides to go to Washington.

But don't worry about it. He's not
going. Well, of course he's not going.

reservation doesn't mean his mind's made
up. So what is it hurt to change it

since he's definitely not going to be
there on the 24th and I can always

the 22nd with all Taylor's ideas.

Would you run that past me again?

Forget it. Where is he?

Oh, he should be here any minute. Not
him, you.

You want to see me? You got that right.

Marcy, make an appointment for Benson to
see me.

Send him to Washington on the 22nd. Of
course I can. I can only recommend that

he go.

I recommend that he go to Katie's Play.
Well, excuse me, Benson, but it's not

your job to recommend. We're talking
about the responsibilities of a

What about the responsibilities of a
father?

Aren't you overreacting just a little?
My father missed all of my school plays.

Then look what happened to you.

It is a matter of priorities, Benson,
and the governor will just have to miss

the Snow Fairy.

Is what true?

What Taylor said about Daddy missing the
snow fairy.

Snow fairy?

Oh, you thought I said the snow fairy.

No, no. I said the slow fairy.

What? The slow fairy.

You see, your father has a speaking
engagement across the river, and we

want him to be late, so it's very
important for him to miss the slow

Then how's he going to get there?

On the fast fairy?

And he's on his way now, so why don't we
get you into your costume and surprise

him? Good idea.

Practice your cackle.

Taylor, it'll break her heart if her
father misses that play. I am very

Benson, but it is my job to recommend
that he break her heart and his job to

it.

Hi, fellas.

Oh, Governor, you're back.

Why, am I supposed to be someplace else?

No, sir, you should be here, especially
on the 22nd. Benson, aren't you supposed

to be doing something? Right, and I'm
about to do it.

He is going to the White House. He
can't. He can.

He shouldn't. He is, and it is not your
place to tell him what to do. And it's

not your place to tell me my place.
Gentlemen, I'm completely in the dark.

I know, but let's deal with one problem
at a time.

Sir, I'm not going to tell you how to
raise your daughter. That's your job,

mine. But I'm sure you would want to be
aware of how much she needs you to be

there. I realize that, but you have to
fulfill your public commitments. You

a responsibility to the people. What
about his responsibility to his

don't need to be reminded of my
responsibilities. I'm fully aware of

I've made up my mind on this without the
benefit of your opinion or yours.

Taylor, I realize what's at stake here,
and Benson, I know the price I'm paying.

I'm going to Washington.

Where'd that come from?

I don't know, but I wish he'd give his
speeches that way.

I see you're up.

I'm up myself.

I see.

Is there any more of that cheese?

Mm -hmm. Oh, where is it?

Tell you the truth, Bunton, I couldn't
sleep.

Tell you the truth, sir, I'm not
surprised.

I couldn't sleep either.

Governor, the only reason I said what I
said this afternoon is because Katie is

a part of this job that I didn't bargain
for.

I didn't come here to be a nanny for an
eight -year -old orphan.

Just the same, I can't help caring about
her. Benson.

There's a lot that I don't mind doing
for Katie, but one thing I can't do is

her father.

You've made that point. But the thing
we've got to do now is just get through

the next four years the best way we can,
and I'll make it up to her somehow.

Mm -hmm.

Well, there's some things you can't make
up.

You can't put her on hold, Governor.
She's not going to stay eight just

you're busy.

I know that.

You know that, and you're going to go to
Washington anyway?

Yes.

No, sir, I think you're making a
mistake.

It wouldn't be the first one, would it?

Dunson, I know you're thinking about
Katie, and I appreciate that, but don't

tell me what to do.

I won't take it from Taylor, and I won't
take it from you.

I swore to serve all the people of this
state, not just my family and friends.

That's why I have to go to the White
House.

We have serious problems in that state,
and so far the federal government hasn't

helped us.

If that's the only point, I make this
trip's worthwhile.

I see your point, but I'm not sure Katie
will.

No, that's a problem.

What would you do if you were me?

You just told me not to tell you what to
do.

And I meant it.

But now I'm asking you to tell me what
to do.

Well, if I were you, sir, I'd talk to
her.

Tell her what the problem is.

Hope she'll understand.

Come in.

Morning, Daddy. Good morning, honey.

My, you look nice.

Thank you. I wanted to catch you before
you went to school. I have something to

say.

It's about your school play.

You're going to love it, Daddy.

I am reminded of a story...

About George Washington, who once had to
make a choice between attending a

ceremony decorating one of his generals
and

celebrating Martha's birthday.

You see what I'm driving at.

That was President Grant.

Oh, did he have a wife named Martha?

Julia. Oh.

Um, Petey, I'm afraid I have some bad
news.

You're not coming to the play, are you?

Honey, my meeting with the president has
been moved up to the same day as your

play.

You were depending on me to be there, I
know.

There are a lot of people depending on
me right now.

Sure, Daddy.

I understand.

Honey, you know I'd be there if I could.

I know, Daddy.

It's the President.

I understand.

Do you really?

No.

But I love you anyway.

I love you too, honey.

Frog leg.

Well, it was in bad taste anyway.

From a not -too -secret admirer.

Daddy.

You're beautiful.

I wish you could have been here.

He does too, sugar.

Katie, you have a phone call.

Hello?

Everybody clapped.

Okay, it's been nice talking to you,
too.

But it's all right, aren't it?

Okay, thank you. Bye.

Who was that?

The president.

Really?

I'm not sure it really was the
president, because he kept apologizing.

sorry he had to bring Daddy to
Washington.

He was sorry Daddy had to miss the play.
He kept apologizing for everything.

Then that must have been him.

And so Dr.

Judy Henderson, floating down the dark
river of the Mato Grosso on her raft,

narrowly missing the crocodiles and the
piranhas, delivered the theorem safely

to the thousands of stricken villagers.

The end.

That's a good book.

Hi, Benson.

Hello. I didn't know you were here.

I'm just reading Katie a story.

Oh? I wanted to finish that one for her.
I just did.

Have you come out?

Dr. Judy had the serum, but her raft
was... No, no, no. Wait, wait. I think

problem was... It's okay. I'll ask her
tomorrow.

Benson, I just closed the window.

Katie likes to sleep with it open. No,
no, no. She likes it closed.

I open it for her every night.

I ought to know her. She's my daughter.

I ought to know. I put her to bed when
you're not here.

She sleeps with it closed.

She sleeps with it open.

Hey, guys, leave it half open and let me
get some sleep, okay?

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