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Undeniably me.
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Oh, so me.
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Undeniably.
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Oh, thank God. I am
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famished.
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Nice suit.
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Thanks. You look like... Kermit the
Frog's general ward.
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Gross. Miss Piggy's gender was gross,
but clever, as it implies that said STD
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was contracted by slutty Piggy by the
aforementioned horny little toad. So,
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yeah, pretty much heard it all.
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You know, I was just going to say that
girl married that Magic Mike guy, but...
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Yeah, sure.
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Okay.
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Sugar, sugar, gluten, gluten.
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Fortunately, I brought my insulin shot.
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You know, your face isn't even going to
be seen.
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Excuse me?
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I mean, think about it. We're all part
of this alien slave colony on this
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totally vegetarian planet called Eden
Six.
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Our faces have to blend in with the
indigenous plant life of a dying
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It's a total avatar rip, if you ask me.
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Boom!
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We're alien people?
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Yep. They're gonna make us all plants
and post.
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Say bye to your face. Hello, computer
-generated one.
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Boom! What's with the boom?
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Uh, that's my thing.
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Oh. It used to be kapow!
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But I thought that one syllable was way
more effective.
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Boom! Okay.
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Luckily, I'm here for the paycheck more
than the experience, though.
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I told my extra agent, after today, I'm
only doing featured work where they can
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see my face.
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See, featured work can get you noticed
by the director, which could get you
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singled out for a line, and then, boom,
more money, guild insurance, and most
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importantly, graduated to that.
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What is that?
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That? is the VIP craft service table
reserved only for stars of this
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program, producers, directors, and
definitely not space
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alien vegetable people.
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See you around, space broccoli!
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Boom!
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Standing between these two tables, I
definitely understand the French
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Revolution.
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I see a scene going on here.
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Going in!
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Oh my gosh, this is just amazing. On our
way home again, we used to have deli
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sandwiches all week and meat pies on
Fridays. Is that five different types of
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hummus? Yeah, I think so.
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Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I can't
believe I'm standing next to this.
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Do you remember that episode where David
Silvercrass, yuck of it, and when Kelly
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New used to fight all the time at the
Peach Fit? I reckon you were each
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muses, right?
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I was once someone's muse, Corkity the
Crocodile Hunter. He had a whole
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crocodile farm in Australia.
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Yeah, you know, Channel 7 did a whole
new story about him every time he used
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have new hatchlings. He used to name one
after me. Guy was obsessed.
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I mean, that was until, you know, Taman
12 ate his arm off above the elbow. Then
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he just named him, you know, after Kylie
Minogue. Kylie, the croc.
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Got a ring to it, you know.
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Anyway, nice to meet you, Iron.
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It's nice to meet you, too, uh... Taman.
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Like Salmon, or Slammon, or... Carved
Taman!
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Carved Taman.
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You're funny.
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Oh, thanks, Iron.
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What part?
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Excuse me? What part are you playing?
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A really important one.
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Which one's that?
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Interstellar, intergalactic.
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You know, mysterious one, half human,
half alien, half broccoli.
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That's a lot of habs. Yeah, it's very
complex.
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Hmm. It doesn't ring a bell.
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Oh, it was on the new pages. Yeah, they
came out this morning. Oh, yeah? The
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pink or the blue? Because I have them
both. My script was adjusted. The purple
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ones? Purple? Yeah.
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Blue. Then pink.
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Then the new, new ones.
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Purple.
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I mean, that's when Xanadu comes in?
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Xanadu.
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You mean like the Olivia Newton -John
movie musical? Oh, you know that one!
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Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I think the
director's not as great as everyone
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is. I mean, who calls a really important
new... Complex.
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Complex. That's right, Ian.
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Complex character, Xanadu. I mean, in a
world of broccoli people, that has to be
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the most ignorant content ever created.
I mean, who does that?
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My brother.
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Excuse me? My brother. He wrote this,
and he's directing it.
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Oh. I'm really very proud of my brother,
but I'm even more protective.
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Wow.
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What a magnificent world he's created.
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Mm -hmm. And he made you a... Scarecrow
space warrior.
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Scarecrow space warrior? Blowing my
mind! And broccoli people, I mean, that
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just the most amazing, amazing thing
ever, and it's extremely nutritious.
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Mr. Ziering, we need you on set.
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Yeah. Nice to meet you, Iron.
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It's such a lovely name, Iron.
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Iron Ziering. I mean, you know, is it
great? It's finished, right? Is it great
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or is it finished? You tell me, because
I'm really, really good at that.
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Actually, you know what? That's really
awkward. You know what?
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Let's just say it's exotic.
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Iron Ziering, exotic.
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Nice to meet you.
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The scene is not working.
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All right, there's no passion. There's
no commitment to the environment of the
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world. Does that make sense to you?
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Yep. You take this and you tell me if
it's Guatemalan.
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Mm -hmm.
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Okay, so what we need, we need to
understand these secrets. We need to
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you are a liar. I'm sorry, I don't know.
Okay, we need talent.
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We need exceptional talent.
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We need that.
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You, do that again.
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Get there, get there, okay? I want it to
be real, guttural, desperate, primal,
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like from your loins. Give me the loins.
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That's close. I need damage.
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I need... Yeah, bam!
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Yeah!
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Yes! Got it. Okay, stop, please.
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Yeah, just give her that line.
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Uh, congratulations.
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Can you sign here?
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You're now in SAG, 75 extra bucks.
Thanks!
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What the... Oh, come on!
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Get ready for pictures.
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Last look's clear.
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Looking good, Space Jesus.
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Yeah, you too, looking good.
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Space Broccoli.
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But thanks for the gig, you know.
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Hollywood, where dreams come true.
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Okay, guys, let's recap.
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So, Dorinda, played by my extremely
talented girlfriend here, has her cute,
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cuddly space bot pet. He's called T
-232, who's loyal, and he accompanies
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Dorinda on her fantastical voyage.
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Far from home. I know the studio
insisted on this little guy as he's
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in post and kids will go crazy and
they'll mass produce a million of these
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things and make another billion dollars,
but what do I care, right? Wrong. My
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agents, geniuses, got me licensing on
it. I get one cent for every thousand of
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these sold. If they make ten million of
these, I'm making like... A hundred
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dollars?
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Don't ever interrupt me again.
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Anyway, these are some of Dorinda's
friends that she meets along the way.
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finds my bro, Ian.
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Our scarecrow, he's alone in a space
desert that's been set up by a moisture
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farmer named Owen, okay?
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And Dorinda, she's lost, okay? And he's
in turn looking for, like, um... Let me
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guess, a heart?
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No, not a heart, okay? She's looking for
an electromagnetic power charger,
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which, while keeping his heart beating,
also keeps these dangerous fragments
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from penetrating the organ. So until he
finds this thing, he's in grave danger,
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and you're all in grave danger.
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And he's... Well, he's Jesus.
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Yeah, of course he is. Jesus kind of is
always in danger.
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And you, you are one of the Zygomycota,
or stocks of space mold, that our Delta
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Team Emerald encounters while on their
journey on the yellow brick path of
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Zigzura. I'm stocks of mold.
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Brainstorm, everybody.
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Shh.
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You're not a stock.
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You're a whole forest of it.
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You're like your own people, okay? Your
own species.
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Your own species of Zygomycota, okay?
And...
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Well, CGI and literally thousands of you
write CGI and space mold to be their
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leader. You'll be like the leader of the
zygomycota.
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I'm the leader of the mold?
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Uh, congrats. That's an upgrade and
another 75 ,000 years. Oh, thanks.
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How is this possible?
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Where is the justice?
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Okay,
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everybody, let's just, uh, let's do
this. Time is moolah. What are we doing?
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You're just standing around.
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I'd just like to say how thankful I am
for this opportunity, and I think it's
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super -duper clever that you borrowed
from all these amazing classic films.
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What did you just say?
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Like Wizard of Oz, Star Wars, you know,
Passion of the Christ.
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How much?
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Are you implying that I plagiarized?
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I can get rid of her in a heartbeat,
Michael. We have a thousand extras that
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replace her.
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Meek! Meek! Over here!
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Oh, for the love of God!
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I will be somebody!
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First off, every single one of these
ideas is original, okay?
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The studio greenlit my vision, mine,
because I'm original and I'm fresh.
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Isn't she essentially Dorothy with an R2
-D2 cross -toto sidekick and he's the
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scarecrow with a Tony Stark heart and
the whole world and concept is a veiled
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attempt at environmental messaging a la
Avatar and he's, well, he's Jesus, so...
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Jury's out on that one. So, yeah.
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So, like a hodgepodge. So, my granny in
South Africa always used to say that the
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best soups are made with leftovers.
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So, I just want to let you know, for the
record, that when my blood sugar level
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drops, I really don't have control of
what I'm saying, okay?
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It's this guy. This guy right here. He
has 10 ziplock bags full of marshmallows
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and enough toilet paper to wipe every
space broccoli's ass in all of the
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universe.
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The jig is up.
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