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Night boys don't kick like that!
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Don't you give up.
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Don't you do it.
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Don't you let go.
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Okay, I won't.
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Why do you feel like Danny Glover? Shut
up, Rose.
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Okay. Promise me you'll never let go.
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No matter how senile you get or how
strong the urge to purge your emotional
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past. Promise me you will not throw that
damn diamond in the ocean. That thing
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is easily worth like a bajillion
dollars.
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Think how much good you could do selling
it. You can open an orphanage.
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endow a children's hospital, neuter
every stray cat in America for God's
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Promise? I promise, Jack.
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I promise.
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Oh, good.
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Yeah. Wine.
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A master thief is from Columbia in
militant female auteurs of the 1970s,
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ashamed to admit my only goal in life is
to have Jack's babies and wash his
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underwear. Just wait. Tomorrow, is Noah
and Allie's rain kiss from the notebook
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in the shower.
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Bring your cozy.
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See, that's why you're my bestie, Stink.
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Stink, there's something I want to say
to you.
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Oh boy, that's never good.
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The last time someone said that to me
was seventh grade, Great Neck, Long
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Island. My little sister tells me that
Kenny Winston convinces her to put a
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of pennies up her vagina. And when we
finally pull it out, seven cents are
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missing. I did that too!
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I mean, I still can't find a tube cherry
chapstick and a pair of Malibu barbie
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shoes. Is that normal?
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Seriously, though, I just want to say
that I'm so grateful for you and for
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everything you've been doing.
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Home is where your family is, and you've
been family since I've got here.
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Oh, thanks.
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Now, if I can just stop missing my
auditions because of these damn buses,
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wouldn't be so bad.
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We need to get you a car.
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Sing, I can't even afford an extra side
of ranch and veggie grill. How am I
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going to get a car?
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One word.
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One week free when you're in for a week.
Sweet good news.
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Now, let's go get you a car.
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Oh, more good news. I think I finally
found my missing cherry chapstick. Oh,
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yeah.
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Okay,
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okay, okay.
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Favorite Britney moment and go. That's
so easy. Her debut music video.
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Baby, one more time.
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Yes, it's a pedophile's wet dream. But
it's also like the... strongest post
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-modern examination of innocence
destroyed by esoteric sexuality, while
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simultaneously breaking habituate walls
of impotent male demagoguery by
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projecting an overt attestation of pure
girl power.
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I mean, it is so obvious, right?
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What about you?
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Oh, um, Britney with the python wrapped
around her. Ooh. Yeah.
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Because it looked like a giant penis.
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How many degrees did you say you had?
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Calvin Sirsock. Oh, my God. Cole
Highlock.
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How are you?
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Yeah, good.
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I mean, you know, every day I'm
hustling.
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Every day I'm hustling. Every day I'm
hustling. Every day, every day, every
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I'm hustling.
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Um, yeah, so I didn't know you were
here.
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Yeah, yeah, I've been here for over a
year now. The transition was hard, but
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I've been working.
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You've been working.
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That's amazing.
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Yeah, I just finished up with Alfonso.
Oh, Alfonso.
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Isn't he, um, the guy who did that,
like, DJ, karaoke place in Sydney?
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He's making a go of it in the States, is
he? You guys doing, like, bar mitzvahs
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or weddings?
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No, not that Alfonso.
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Alfonso Caran.
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The director of, uh, Gravity.
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And Ito Mama Tambien and Children of
Men?
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Yeah. He's making this mega -catastrophe
film.
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And I, like, landed the male lead.
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You got an acting job?
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Yeah.
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I know it's a long way from our days on
away and home again. I mean, I just
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finished wrapping with Jen.
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Jen. Lawrence.
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Lawrence. Jen Lawrence.
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Zen Lawrence.
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Yeah.
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Anyway, how are you? Are you just
visiting, or...? No, you know, I'm here
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stay, but I just got here, so... You
know, just getting a car and, like,
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my legs and, you know, getting some
relaxing work, so... Yeah, I know how
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is. The first six months I was here, I
was bartending at this dump on Cahuenga.
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It was depressing, but then I would tell
myself... Hey, at least I'm not in a
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chicken suit holding some street sign.
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Yeah. Anyway, look, I'm playing Jesus in
this new sci -fi, and I reckon I could
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get you on set.
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You're playing Jesus?
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Yeah.
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Yeah,
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well, it's this mega -catastrophe film
set in these collapsing worlds out of
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space. It's this total commentary.
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Look, they might have already cast up,
but I could probably make a phone call
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and get you in for, like, some featured
extra work, some line.
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Here's a card.
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Call casting. I'll let them know you'll
be calling.
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I've got to run.
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But it'd be great to work with you
again, just like old times.
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Yeah, just like old times.
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Later, Reggie.
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Hi, I'm Reggie.
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How can I help you today?
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Oh.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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This coupon's expired.
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Is she having an episode?
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Is this an episode?
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Cole can't act his way out of a
paperback Heimlich. And now he's in a
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playing Jesus with Jennifer Lawrence and
my coupon's expired.
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It'll be okay, you think?
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I thought everything was going to be
different.
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Maybe I'm not cut out for this.
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Excuse me for interjecting. I think
that...
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What you're experiencing is what I like
to call a crisis in confidence.
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Girlfriend, you've got to believe in
yourself. Trust me, we at Budget Car
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Rental, we know these things.
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Our slogan is we don't only rent cars,
we inspire souls.
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I made that last part up, but it's
implied.
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I'm going to tell you a story, and
everybody knows the best way to tell a
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is... I hit it, DJ.
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And you feel you've lost your way.
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Been playing by the rules.
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Just doesn't pay.
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So have faith in yourself.
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Listen to your compass.
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Let it all go and shake your cupid's
compass.
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Here at Budget, we've got cars SUVs
large and small. We've got ladders that
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big and small.
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What we can't rent really has no free,
because girlfriend, miles are for free.
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So give him, give him, give him what you
got.
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Again, have faith in yourself and listen
to your compass.
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Well, I definitely think I feel better.
I don't know what any of that means, but
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I definitely feel better. You just got
to remember that coupons expire, but
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faith in yourself never does.
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Hey, here's your rental car. I got you
the complimentary upgrade.
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Enjoy.
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Um,
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do people spontaneously break out in
song? Like, is that a thing?
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Oh, yeah. All the time. Yeah, happens
all the time. Oh, got it.
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