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Dude, have you seen that building?
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Okay, jumping off of it onto a
skateboard is like a death wish.
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You think I don't know that?
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I've been up all night pounding toast. I
even ate Fishbelly's Toast House.
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Wow. What can I do?
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I told Vin and the director that I'd do
it. As your best bro.
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Okay, I'm telling you, bail!
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Okay? Ugh, I gotta go to the studio.
3J's introduced me to my new rap
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Supposed to be a big time hot shot.
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Body spray.
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Gotta make a good first impression.
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What am I gonna do?
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What would Tony Hawk do?
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Tony, I need your help. Vin Jackman
wants me to do this impossible skate
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for his movie.
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My skating comrade, nothing is
impossible.
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The jump is almost 100 feet.
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Dude, that's impossible. Don't be a bus
waxer. Bail. Really?
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Listen to Luther.
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He is a wise man.
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Luke, you're right.
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I gotta talk to Ben.
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Yeah?
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Gotta work the piss.
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All right, bro. See you later.
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Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't
believe what happened. Yes, no, maybe.
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Don't forget that I'm a genius. Are you
crazy? Someone could be listening to us.
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Wait, don't tell me. Not again.
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Would you just calm down? Is there a
problem?
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Let's get a pizza.
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And then we'll act like nothing ever
happened. Calm down. It's only Tuesday.
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We'll get a pizza.
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And hope that no one overheard us
talking. Calm down. Because I'm a
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It's only Thursday.
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And by tomorrow, we'll have everything
just fine.
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I'm about to snap that $1 ,000 photo of
their chick.
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Then I can buy back Vic and Luther's
car.
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Thanks to my meatloaf camera.
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Deliciously clever.
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I don't want to disturb you two.
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Lovebirds just want to help set the mood
with this romantic meatloaf.
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Meatloaf? Bro, I'm a vegan.
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No meat.
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All right, sweetie, I am off to set. Oh,
and don't forget about our date
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tonight. And it's at Club Tesoro.
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And it's at 6.
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And nothing.
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Wouldn't miss it for the world, babe.
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Club de Soro. Six.
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Noted.
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Hey, Oz. Your car's at the wash! Quit
hounding me! Nick!
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Hey.
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Ben, I need to talk.
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Yeah, you got it.
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But, hey, I need a favor first.
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Take Courtney out on a date for me.
Sure, I... Wait, really?
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Yeah. I just got the new Possum Zombies
game, and you know how it is.
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I got to get my possum on.
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Just, uh, tell him at a meeting or
something.
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Sure. I guess.
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But, Vin, we gotta talk about this stud.
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I'm starting to think it's just... Whoa,
whoa, whoa.
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I don't like your tone.
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And I pick up on that stuff.
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I can talk to squirrels.
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All I'm saying is the building is really
high. Hey, you know what? Yesterday you
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were all, go big or go home, bro.
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I can't believe this.
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I'm starting to think that you're...
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As you all know, there's only one way to
cross the line with me, and that is to
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call me a certain word. And Vin Jackman,
famous action superstar, was about to
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do just that.
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Poser?
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Poser? Me?
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I am not a poser, Vin Jackman.
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And you know what?
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You are going to get your stunt, and
it's going to be the greatest stunt in
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history.
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Cool.
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Bring it in.
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No.
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What up, baby?
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Can't wait to meet my awesome new rap
partner.
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Mm -hmm.
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Where is he at?
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Right here.
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What the beans is that? That?
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I got a name, chump. It's Chill E. Dog.
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3J, this is some kind of joke.
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No. Come on, now. He's serious about his
music.
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That's right. Number one in Sweden,
sucker. Where you at? I don't know, bro.
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come on, Luther.
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Come on, man. He's a pro.
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A street street poet.
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Now let's get you two in the booth.
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Woo!
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Better crack a window in that booth.
With all that body spray, Red here
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like he fell in a bucket of stink.
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I tell you, this whole King of Ramps
business, not so easy. But at
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least it can't get any worse.
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What the?
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Zeke never forgets to feed the cow
-trat. My buns aren't a hunk of cheese.
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And Zeke never forgets to close the gate
like you did. Now the bikers got in.
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Oh,
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come on.
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Hey,
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get out of here. This place is for
skaters, not one -willing freaks.
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Get out.
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What?
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Hey, Kojo, I need you to send over the
captain. I got to test out a big stunt.
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All right, whatever.
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Hey, here's a what if for you.
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What if a bunch of unicyclists got into
ramps? You left the gate open.
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No, no, everything's cool.
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All right, here's what you did.
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Get the gate's phone!
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Kojo?
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Shoot all the moose coming straight out
the pound.
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He's a runner, ain't he? I tell him to
heal.
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I really enjoyed laying
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down a record. I mean, we totally had a
groove going.
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Chili dog's kind of nasty. I mean, I
don't pitch my... What?
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I had an itch.
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Yeah, I should be preparing for the
biggest jump of my life, but for some
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I'm picking out Ben's fancy -pants
girlfriend. What am I going to say to
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She's a big celebrity.
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I have to admit, though, this one was
pretty cool.
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Huh. I don't know what this does.
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Okay,
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okay, okay. Okay.
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Who knew you could play dodgeball on a
limo?
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You're not Ben.
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No, I'm not.
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I'm sort of filling in for him. He had a
meeting.
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That's weird.
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Right?
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Yeah, yeah, that's weird.
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Don't worry. The evening is going to be
great. We're going to have a lot of fun.
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That's the smooch you're really looking
for.
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Hey, back off, you blood -sucking stab!
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Great.
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All the annoying photographers are out.
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And the award for worst night ever goes
to... Tonight!
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Yay!
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You know what? I have an idea. This
night's about to get a whole lot better.
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Driver!
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now.
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Sir?
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I will get you at the next stoplight.
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This is the best bacon wrap hot dog I've
ever had.
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Must get picture.
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Let me ask you, did Vin really have a
meeting or is he at home playing pop and
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pop?
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Well, in his defense, If we don't kill
those possums, we'll all be zombies
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I thought so.
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Well, hey, I appreciate you taking me
out tonight. It's been totally random.
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In a good way.
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Oh, and hey, good luck on your big stunt
tomorrow.
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Oh, thanks.
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I'll need it.
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Oh, you have a little mustard. Yeah.
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Oh, bodacious.
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Everything's coming up, Ozzie.
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Now I can buy back the guy's car.
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Squirrels. Oh,
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you hung out with Courtney Mills.
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It was like a once -in -a -lifetime
opportunity.
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Well, me? What about you? You just
played down tracks with a rapping
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Well, things really do happen fast in
Hollywood, huh? Totally.
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All right, looks like the captain's
ready for his test run. Let's do this
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the crew shows up.
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No! Whoa, no!
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Okay, it's like a million feet up. Let's
stop.
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Don't try to talk me out of this. I
already told Vin that I'd do it.
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Good luck, Captain.
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Three, two, one.
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Oh, that was bad.
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Oh, that's worse.
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You can tell them you're bailing. No.
I'm going to tell them to move the ramp
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four feet to the left.
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Action!
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I know what you're thinking.
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You have me cornered. But nobody
corners.
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The Masked Avenger.
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And... Cut!
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Nailed it.
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Hey, can I get a juice box?
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Zeke, baby, you're up.
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All right, bro, you got this.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Make me look good.
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Action! You know, I've gotten myself
into a lot of crazy situations.
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But this is going to be one I'll never
forget.
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If I survive.
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was sweet, and here are the keys to your
car, which was never missing.
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Zeke's kissing my girl.
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When a guy pulls off a massive skate
stunt, he deserves a little treat.
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This is what you get for making moves on
my girl.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Ben,
what's going on?
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Oh, no, no, no. It's not what you think.
We were not kissing. She was just
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wiping some stuff off my chest.
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Okay, I swear to you, dang something off
of my face. Honey mustard.
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Oh, is that your little nickname for
her? I'm going to destroy you.
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Ben, relax.
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Ben,
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you all right?
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A beautiful movie face.
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50 million hits?
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Yeah, baby.
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You and Chili Doll's rap song is going
viral, baby.
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Yeah, we going to be bigger than your
giant clown feet. At least my ears
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made out of carpet.
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Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill,
chill. I got to give you all some good
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Jay -Z's opening act just dropped out.
And you guys are replacing him on his
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world tour.
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What? Yes. Hot Chili Ball.
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Yes, and we meet tomorrow, baby.
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Wow.
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Tomorrow, tomorrow?
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Yeah. Get ready for your life on the
road. I'm telling you, you red hot.
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We got to jump on this right away.
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Yeah, just like Ugly jumped on your
face.
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What?
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Got your text. What's up?
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Zeke, big news.
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Sit. Okay.
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Actually, too low. Stand.
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Better.
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Zeke, I want you to star as the masked
Avenger.
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Me? Wait, Vin is already shooting the
movie. Yeah, Vin's injured. You're not.
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And we have to finish.
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Luckily, until now, he's been wearing
the mask in every shot. But tomorrow,
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week, we unveil the Avenger's face.
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So, you want me to be an actor?
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Late decision. I know.
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Maybe you need time to think about it.
Back at your mansion.
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I don't have a mansion.
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Yeah, you do. Vince Place.
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Studio owns it.
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It's yours now.
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If you say yes.
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I'm just a skater from Gilroy. This is
ridiculous.
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Ridiculous. The director's lost his
mind.
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I'll do it. Sweet.
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Um, excuse me, Mr.
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Director. If you have any parts for a
hokey sidekick, I am your man.
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All real, all tasty, all yeah.
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Zeke never forgets to lock the gate. You
need to do something, King Kojo.
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All right.
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For the last time, I said shoo!
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I can take these unidocs!
253
00:14:46,140 --> 00:14:47,760
So you're really leaving.
254
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You're going to go off on a world tour,
and I'm going to be making movies.
255
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,240
Well,
256
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it's easier if you take the air out
first.
257
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:06,000
Hey, bro, we gotta make plans to hang
out. Skate.
258
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,080
Wow,
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big time calendar you got there.
260
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You free the 19th?
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Oh, no.
262
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,080
What about next month?
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Got me totally bugged.
264
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Thanksgiving.
265
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I can't make that either.
266
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I guess it's gonna be a while.
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Until we hang out.
268
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Yeah.
269
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Let me get you. Yeah, cool.
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00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:41,300
Wait,
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I got you something.
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Bacon bits.
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Your favorite.
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Extra chunky.
275
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:56,160
Thanks, bro.
276
00:16:10,630 --> 00:16:13,110
Quinn, I'm digging this new robo -skater
crap.
277
00:16:13,370 --> 00:16:16,190
Do you wood, Kimo Sabe? I've been
jotting down a bunch of notes of all the
278
00:16:16,190 --> 00:16:17,190
stunts I want to do on it.
279
00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:19,170
You mean that your stunt guy will do?
280
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:23,250
Why would I need a stunt guy? I just
jumped off of a building.
281
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Yeah, but now you're our big star.
282
00:16:25,330 --> 00:16:26,269
Can't get hurt.
283
00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:31,390
No way. In fact... What are you doing?
That's my board. I have nationals
284
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Skating is my life.
285
00:16:32,810 --> 00:16:33,810
Your skating days?
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Over.
287
00:16:37,690 --> 00:16:39,590
All the single doggies say, yeah!
288
00:16:39,980 --> 00:16:42,440
And all the single doggies say, yeah.
289
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:45,500
All the single doggies say, yeah.
290
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,480
Has anyone seen my bacon bits?
291
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Yeah, I saw them.
292
00:16:52,140 --> 00:16:57,140
When I ate them. Those were a gift from
my best bro. What kind of gift is bacon
293
00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:58,140
bits anyway?
294
00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:02,200
Your bro sounds like a real pile of
stupid.
295
00:17:04,289 --> 00:17:08,230
You don't talk about my best bro like
that, okay? Guys, guys, settle down.
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You're partners now.
297
00:17:09,910 --> 00:17:10,649
Zip it.
298
00:17:10,650 --> 00:17:13,770
I'm going to zip it. Zip, zip, zip, zip.
Knock it off. Zip, zip, zip.
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00:17:14,670 --> 00:17:15,670
Action.
300
00:17:18,190 --> 00:17:20,170
Masked Avenger, this is so strange.
301
00:17:20,730 --> 00:17:22,690
I feel like I've known you my entire
life.
302
00:17:22,950 --> 00:17:24,569
You have, Maria. It's me.
303
00:17:24,770 --> 00:17:26,790
It's me.
304
00:17:27,329 --> 00:17:28,830
This is good. Real good.
305
00:17:29,150 --> 00:17:30,150
This was it.
306
00:17:30,630 --> 00:17:34,750
I took off that mask. From this day
forward, I would be known as Zeke
307
00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:36,690
rich and famous hotshot actor.
308
00:17:37,810 --> 00:17:38,810
Was I crazy?
309
00:17:40,850 --> 00:17:42,610
It's not me.
310
00:17:44,190 --> 00:17:46,450
I'm Zeke Falcone, and I'm not an actor.
311
00:17:46,790 --> 00:17:47,790
I'm a skater.
312
00:17:48,210 --> 00:17:49,210
Always will be.
313
00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:51,010
Not good. Not the word. Not the word!
314
00:17:52,690 --> 00:17:56,170
When this town is full of actors, you'll
find somebody else.
315
00:17:58,190 --> 00:18:00,730
And, uh, Courtney, if you're ever in
Gilroy...
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We'll get a bacon, Doc.
317
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,540
I didn't think it was going to end up
like this.
318
00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:14,220
Me backing Gilroy without Lou.
319
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:17,220
But then, maybe that's what growing up
is.
320
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,180
Hey, Zeke's here!
321
00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:21,540
What's up?
322
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,200
Good to be back, everyone!
323
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,400
Oh, Zeke! You're back!
324
00:18:25,950 --> 00:18:29,310
Here, take it. Take the crown. I don't
want to be king, all right? I got stuck
325
00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:33,230
in the toilet. The bikers came and took
my phone, and I got bit by the couch
326
00:18:33,230 --> 00:18:36,050
rat. Relax, Kojo. Everything's going to
go back to the way it was.
327
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:40,030
Except for that, Luther won't be around.
328
00:18:40,230 --> 00:18:41,510
What are you talking about, foolio?
329
00:18:42,090 --> 00:18:42,929
Luther's here.
330
00:18:42,930 --> 00:18:43,930
What?
331
00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:15,700
You're supposed to be on tour.
332
00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:19,800
Yeah, I mean, Chili Dog kind of had some
creative differences.
333
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,540
Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip.
334
00:19:25,220 --> 00:19:26,219
We're back.
335
00:19:26,220 --> 00:19:27,240
You know it, man.
336
00:19:29,020 --> 00:19:32,020
National's coming up. I do believe we
have some training to do.
337
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:33,280
Butter me.
338
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:38,540
All right, all right. When are you going
to realize I'm going to win that?
339
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:40,900
We'll see about that, Kojo.
340
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:42,520
Good luck.
341
00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:56,220
So Luther and I have been training
nonstop for Nash.
342
00:19:56,740 --> 00:20:00,400
Yeah, so we took a break tonight because
we have the preview copy of The Masked
343
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:04,460
Avenger. All right, fire it up, boys. I
got popcorn.
344
00:20:05,460 --> 00:20:09,000
For me, foolio. I can't wait to see who
they got to play the lead.
345
00:20:11,380 --> 00:20:13,440
Masked Avenger, this is so strange.
346
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,000
I feel like I've known you my entire
life.
347
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:17,940
You have, Maria. It's me.
348
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:19,640
It's Dr.
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00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:21,340
Frank Carter.
350
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:22,440
Ozzie?
351
00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:24,130
Your dentist.
352
00:20:24,670 --> 00:20:25,670
Oh.
353
00:20:27,050 --> 00:20:29,970
Yeah, I don't know about you guys, but
I'm going for a skate. Yeah.
354
00:20:31,470 --> 00:20:33,550
Oh, Kojo, hands off my jerky, man.
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