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Yolo County Athlete of the Year. Me, Pete Falcone. I even beat out an old

walker named Buddy Love who took the bronze in Athens.

No disrespect, but have you ever seen a power walker?

Kind of dorky.

Excuse me. I beg to differ. I hardly think this looked dorky.

Right. Sorry, Mr. Love.

Anyway, Athlete of the Year is a nice honor, and it came with a killer gift

basket, which my bro Luth is gonna love.

If there's one thing Luther Waffles digs, it's a gift basket.

It's all yours, bro.

So, what's up?

Let's see.

I freaked out for no reason. In G -Town, Zeke's the man.

And me?

I just wish I could win my own tiny jar of pickles sometimes.

So, you gonna tell me what's bugging you?

Uh, global warming.

Yeah, bet it spanks to be a penguin right about now. Yeah. I thought you

mad at me or something.

Oh, no, we're good.

Crackers fail.

If you're eating the gift card.

Shower gel.

Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't believe what happened. Yes, no, maybe.

Don't forget that I'm a genius. Are you crazy? Someone should be listening to

us. Wait, don't tell me. Not again.

Well, dude, just calm down.

Is there a problem?

Let's get a pizza.

We'll act like nothing ever happened. Calm down. It's only Tuesday.

We'll get a pizza.

And hope that no one overheard us talking. Calm down. Because I'm a

It's only Thursday.

And by tomorrow, we'll have everything just fine.

This is Dale Stormy Davis with Up to the Minute Weather. The famous El Gringo

winds are coming to California. Oh, yeah.

It's going to be breezier than a Dutch whistle.

I don't usually get this worked up over a stupid weather report, but this could

be big. Winds will be gusting up to 35 miles an hour.

35 miles per hour? That is perfect wind skating weather. All you need is your

board, a sail, some wind, and it is the raddest time you can have on a

skateboard.

What's up?

Man!

Still can't believe you sleep in your garage.

Where do you go to the bathroom?

The washing machine?

Yeah, once. Long story.

So, what do you want? It's about your best friend, Luther Goof.

You know he's weird, right?

You came over to bash Luther?

I mean super weird. Like, weirder than my dog. And my dog eats rocks.

FYI, Luther's way smarter than he looks.

I thought there'd be more people.

Anyone want to text their friends?

Luke, what are you doing?

What am I doing? I'm doing something great. Something unforgettable. No one

ever forget the time good old Luther Waffles jumped off the fire escape at

ramps. I even made my own t -shirts.

Free t -shirts!

Woo! Bro, just get down from there before you get hurt, okay?

Yep.

Weirder than my dog.

This, okay?

Who wants a shirt?

No, bro, it's like sometimes I feel like I'm living in your shadow. That's nuts.

Sometimes I get the glory and sometimes you get the glory. That's the thing.

Okay, I never get the glory.

I'm glory free.

a thinking baby.

It's like full -on hero status.

And me, I can't even get my helmet on.

OK, well, what are we going to do?

We don't even know who this thing belongs to.

Great, now he's crying.

Pipe down, Ruth.

Chill out. Maybe he's got a diaper situation.

Let's, uh, have a look.

Yeah, looks good. Oh, wait a second.

Luke? What?

Candy bar found in my pocket.

Eat.

He just said eat. What's that come up?

Got leftover pizza, ketchup,

milk. Yeah, Luke, there's no way you can eat any of that stuff unless we put it

in the blender first.

You're going to be a heck of a baby owner when you grow up.

Thank you.

There we go.

Okay, so you try and open his mouth, and I'll record.

Sorry, bro.

But did you hear that growl?

Yeah, he growled.

Mystery solved.

I'd know that growl anywhere.

I think what we have here is a little jumpsuit Johnson.

Hey, uh, jumpsuit, are you missing a little baby or something?

You want my baby Jarvis? I'm on my way. A pall has been cast over this Gilroy

neighborhood since the disappearance of two -year -old Jarvis Johnson.

The missing toddler is described as a bald male, two -foot -one, last seen...

Packing a butt present.

Jarvis! Jarvis!

Jarvis! Jarvis!

Come here! Come here!

Dale Davis, Action 8 reporter. And your name is?

Uh, Luther Waffles? Yes, and tell us how you came across the missing child.

I was windskating behind the ice factory and this guy came flying by.

Luther, tell Gilroy how it feels to save a baby's life. Pretty great.

Uh, yeah, I don't, I don't know. we know. And he's modest, too. In case

just tuning in, this is Dale Davis live on the scene with Luther Waffles, Baby

Saver.

Baby Saver?

In case you just joined us, I'm here with Luther Waffles, the remarkable teen

who rescued missing toddler Jarvis Johnson.

So, tell us how you saved the baby's life.

How I saved the baby's life? Exactly. In your own words. Just take us there and

tell us how you handled it.

I could feel it.

Luther was about to come clean and tell everyone the truth, that I saved the

kid. But then I thought, why?

Why not let Luther have a few moments of glory?

Well, the truth is that... The truth is that my best bro, Luther, pulled off the

most amazing rescue. I saw the whole thing.

That baby flew by like a shot. And I was sure that he was going to splat against

the wall. But Luther dove in and saved him.

Yeah, that's what happened.

Luther Waffles, finally someone our town can be proud of. This has been Dale Hot

Scoop Davis.

Action News reporting.

Back to the studio. Come here, you.

See,

what are you doing?

You said you wanted a few moments of glory.

Well, now you got it.

That Luther did enjoy it. A real confidence booster.

Oh, Luther Waffles! One of my all -time best bros. Hey, now that you're

officially cool, how about a two -shot?

Get over here.

The weird thing was that the story didn't just die down like I thought it

Luther was blowing up and suddenly everyone wanted a piece of him. Hello,

Luther Waffles.

And when I'm not saving babies, I'm feeding them. And I only feed them the

with Luther brand baby food.

Now made with real food taste.

They even let him be the celebrity judge at the Mr. Milpitas contest.

Let me see those pecs dance.

That's what I'm talking about.

And to top it all off, he even wrote a book.

The winds of Gilroy were angry that day.

And then, from out of nowhere, a baby flew by me like a bullet.

Attached to another bullet.

I had no choice but to act swiftly.

I jumped on my board and knew I had to go it alone.

My best bro, Zeke, was engulfed in fear.

He put his helmet on backwards and pathetically wiped out.

Might have even tinkled himself.

Lute, buddy, I have a word with you, please.

Yeah, sure, buddy.

Be right back, all right? Text me if you see any runaway babies.

So, bro, you're kind of going a little over the top with that old story of

yours. Yeah, how so?

I put my helmet on backwards and wiped out.

Bro, it's called storytelling.

You've got to paint a picture.

Besides, I'm going on good day Gilroy later.

So, yeah, I had to tell him something.

So you're going to tell him that I tinkled myself?

I was the one that saved the baby, remember?

I don't mind you soaking up a little glory here and there. Just don't throw

under the bus.

I thought, you know, as my best bro, you'd be a little bit more supportive.

Holy tamole, do we have a show for you.

Is everybody...

Unless you've been living under a rock. You've heard the story about little

Jarvis Johnson and the young man who saved him, Luther Waffle.

What am I going to do? Not watch this?

Oh, yeah. Me and Luther Goof are bros. Always getting together. Doing good

deeds. I'm all about the deeds.

Gotcha.

So please welcome Luther Waffle.

Welcome to the show.

That'd be so great to see you.

All my fans in the audience.

Luther, we have a special good day Gilroy surprise for you.

Reunion!

I waved at the camera.

Wow,

he's quite a talker. Yeah, he's become quite a little chatterbox.

What's up, buddy?

Remember me, huh?

Luther, the one who saved you?

Zeke saved me!

What did he say there?

Sounded like Zeke saved me. No, it must have been something else.

What did you say?

Zeke saved me!

Jarvis? Can you tell me one more time? Are you saying Luther's a big old phony?

Yeah, that's right.

John!

You have played me and everyone else in this town for a dang fool.

The kid doesn't know what he's talking about, okay? Everyone knows you can't

trust a baby.

Maybe he's a liar.

Luther, on live TV, do you have something you need to get off your

Luther, it's okay. Don't do it.

Okay, fine.

I didn't say Jarvis. My buddy Zeke did.

Luther, on behalf of our beautiful city, you make me want to puke.

And when we come back, I'll be cooking up some chicken enchiladas.

What was I thinking? Now the whole town thinks I'm a jerk.

You stink, Waffles!

I already knew that!

The worst part is what I did to Zeke.

He's not my best bro. I let him down.

He'll be better off without me.

I'm leaving town.

Yeah.

We're good.

Usually when I say I'm running away for good, I just go to ramps for a few

hours, but... But this time it's different.

This time, I'm going somewhere where no one will ever find me.

Hey, bro, you here?

Susie. Things around here are no fun, so I've decided to leave town.

You've been a good friend, Luther.

Don't worry, he's just going down to Rams like he usually does.

P .S., I'm not going down to Rams like I usually do, so don't bother looking for

me because you won't find me.

P .P .S., I suppose if you want to send me a Christmas card, send it to Luther

Waffles, care of Devil Mountain, California.

Oh, no, not Devil Mountain.

P .P .P .S., yes, Devil Mountain.

and my new home.

Vincent D!

I'm just going to go lay down.

Because of the extreme wind conditions at Devil Mountain, campers have been

advised to evacuate. The Park Service has raised the avalanche level here from

high to super high.

In other words, if anyone is still up there, they're dead meat.

This is Dale Stormy Davis with Action 6 reports.

Stay tuned for sports with Dale Booyah Davis.

Level 64, that's pretty good.

Zeke?

What are you doing here?

Came up here to get you. The winds are starting up.

Yeah? Well, I'm not leaving.

It's my new home, and I love it.

Just had a wonderful steak dinner, and now I'm relaxing in my new house.

It's okay. I brought an umbrella just in case it rained.

Why are you best friends with such a hamhead?

I don't care about what happened. I don't care about trophies or saving

All I care about is skateboarding and you.

Remember, it's bros before anything.

I know, but I can never do anything right.

that the search and rescue helicopters will not be able to get up to the

Stranded Dean's Ferry. If you pan up to the area called the Devil's Backside,

yes, I think you will be able to see the boy's head sticking out of the Devil's

coin slot.

Guys, I know I said I didn't like Luth Goof, but now that I see he's about to

bite it, I realize I'm going to miss him.

Luth, you've got to listen to me. You've got to hide back down in the parking

lot. It's not safe.

Zeke! Here I come!

Luke, what are you doing?

Bro, I'm getting you out of here.

What did you bring the jumper kit for? Just relax, all right? Save your

strength. Got it.

Bro, you got to go. There's an avalanche coming. It's bros before anything, all

right?

For someone who just saved my life from not saying much.

Kind of going for that silent hero thing.

I won't even say a word.

Here they come, folks.

Oh, this is exciting.

Luther Waffles, all of Gilroy just witnessed your gut -wrenching act of

Your moment of glory.

Do you have the time to say a few words?

That's okay, dear.

moving well that's our story in this reporter's opinion the avalanche is over

where we're all clear bro

look at that

somebody must have seen your heroics and was impressed enough to send you a gift

basket pretty nice huh

Stale crackers?

Cheap pickles?

I don't even see any olives in here.

Whoever sent me this gift is not only a tightwad, they're weak!

Why don't you look at the card and see who sent it to you?

Yeah, good idea, bro.

Want to see the cheap bus waxer? You bought me this thing, right?

Thanks, bro. That was really thoughtful.