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That is why books are awesome.

And now it's time to see how you did on yesterday's quiz.

Luther and I love Mr. Phipps' English class.

It's the best 45 minutes of sleep we get all day.

Two months to a spot.

This is history.

No, I'm sorry, it's English class.

English. But thanks for playing.

Something you should know about Mr. Phipps, he's more than just your run -of

-the -mill teacher.

This is also Gilroy's number one game show house.

And don't worry, boys. I am not going to send you home empty -handed. For each

of you, we get a shiny new F.

An F.

And don't worry. You can try again tomorrow on Quiz Day.

As usual, our highest grade goes to Lisa Grubner.

Wow. Thanks, everybody.

Don't worry, big boy.

Even though you got an F, you're in luck. I like my men dumb.

First of all, Luther and I aren't stupid.

Heck no, we ain't. We just don't have time to care about school.

Yeah, it doesn't fit into our busy skateboarding schedule. Besides, our

rep Eddie Colletti doesn't care about it, so we don't either.

The last thing Eddie cares about is our grade.

I'm very concerned about your grade.

What? I just took a look at your report card.

D minuses?

What is that?

It's like a D, just a little bit worse.

Guys, Riot Skates has a new policy, okay? We want well -rounded skaters.

so it pains me to say this but until you get your grades up your sponsorship is

suspended

Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't believe what happened. No, maybe. Don't

forget that I'm a genius. Are you crazy? Someone should be listening to us.

Wait, don't tell me. Not again.

Would you just calm down? Is there a problem?

Let's get a pizza.

And then we'll act like nothing ever happened. Calm down. It's only Tuesday.

We'll get a pizza.

And hope that no one's overheard us talking. Calm down. Cause I'm a genius.

It's only Thursday.

And by tomorrow we'll have everything just fine.

Eddie, seriously?

You're going to suspend us so we don't have a C average? A C average?

We're not brain perfectors.

Guys, I'm sorry, but that's the dealio, all right? Until you get your grades up,

I'm going to need to confiscate all your Riot Skates gear, starting with the

keys to the rig.

Come on.

Hand them over. Let's go.

All right? Now I'm going to need your boards and everything.

Everything? Yeah, okay? Everything.

Okay, looks to be about everything.

Wait, Luther.

I'm going to need that Riot Skates toothbrush.

Really? Come on, I use this thing like once a month.

Okay, that about does it, boys.

Oh, and boys, there's only one way to get these things back.

Begging? Get your grades up.

You know what? We don't even need our board.

What are you talking about?

I mean, skateboarding isn't just about skateboards, Ray.

It's about ramps, grinding rails, getting big air.

Watch me shred.

Yeah, we, uh, we kind of need our boards. No, you're doing great.

Okay, next quiz card.

How much would a gallon of milk weigh on Jupiter?

Trick question.

Due to the atmospheric pressure on Jupiter, the milk would explode,

impossible to weigh.

Kind of fun, Walter.

Take five, everybody. I have to taunt my brother.

Uh, Zeke, if you're looking for your report card... It didn't make it on the

fridge next to mine. It's in the drawer of shame.

Now you and your little brainiacs can yuck it up. We're going to be in my

not being there.

Hmm. Dumb and dumber can't even get into their own room.

You know what?

We've just about had it with you. Just because you have book smarts, we have

something that you don't have.

Yard smarts.

You mean street smarts, you dork.

No, I mean yard smarts.

You're going down, pit sniffer!

Okay, what are we going to do about this quiz tomorrow?

I have an idea.

I'm willing to offer my... Services.

My tutoring services.

But it'll have to be one -on -one.

Luther, hit the brick.

Alone in a room with you, Grubner.

Yeah, that sounds like never.

Please tell your sax guy he can beat it.

Chill, Mark.

Look, I'm just trying to help you get your sponsorship back.

All you have to do is pay me in smooches.

I just got my tongue scraped.

I'd rather lick a bike tire.

You don't mean that.

Oh, no, he does.

Observe.

That's it.

It's over between us once and for all.

Come on, Marv.

Too harsh?

Nah, you had to do it.

Okay, where were we?

I don't know, bro. I don't know what's going on up there. It's like a...

Constant party with my brain guys.

Brain guys?

Yeah, my brain guys.

Hey, brain guys!

Pizza time!

Woo! Pizza for everybody!

Hey, Luke!

Very popular!

I hear mariachi music.

Oh, I don't know, okay? It's getting crazy up there. I can't even focus

test. Okay, look, Luke, we can do this. Maybe we just have to approach school

the same way we approach skating.

What do you mean?

Look, what do we do right before a contest?

We get psyched up.

Well, you're not saying we should... Just saying. Maybe we should have the

attitude with the quiz as we would if we were skating.

It's time. Let's do it. We don't rush.

Can you not annoy the other students, Mr. Ugly Face?

Okay, before we get to the quiz portion of our class, I'd like to give you a

quick word from our sponsor, me.

This Saturday night on Public Access Channel 43, I'll be hosting the next

installment of Gilroy's Brain Busters. So make sure you tune in for that. And

now, back to the quiz in 3, 2, go!

Yeah!

Ready for this? We just got our results back from our quizzes, and whabam! C

pluses, baby!

Yeah! I left mine at home. It says parents are right having it framed.

back in business!

Woo -hoo!

Right, all right, all right!

Excellent work.

And, as promised, V, here's your gear back.

You are once again officially sponsored by Riot Skates.

Whabam! Eddie, I can't tell you how good this feels. Ha -ha!

Uh, wait, what about Luther's gear?

Didn't Luce tell you?

He failed the quiz.

Sorry about that, Luce, but, you know, them's the rules.

You failed the quiz?

Why didn't you tell me?

I'm an idiot, okay?

No, you're not.

Yeah, I am. I'm too dumb to skateboard.

Nobody's too dumb to skateboard.

Yeah? Well, I am!

Luther and I plan to conquer the skateboarding world together.

It just doesn't feel the same without him.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

You pass Luther, and this delicious smoked ham is all yours.

Mr. Falcone, do you know how many students tried to bribe me by giving me

There has to be some way for Luther to pass your class.

Let us go on your game show.

Now, Zeke, I know you're flying high after your big C +, and I'm proud of you

for your improvement, but Gilroy's Brain Busters is really for the smartest kids

in town.

Listen, let me and Luther on your game show, and I guarantee you we'll win this

thing. And if we do, Luther passes your class.

I don't know.

Mr. Phipps, you're a game show host.

Okay, so let's make a deal.

Okay, time is running out. Okay, five seconds left, four seconds left, three

seconds left. Mr.

Phipps, I need your final answer.

I'm in!

But I should warn you, hotshot, our reigning champs are pretty much

Oh, yeah? Who's that?

Them.

Can't wait.

Wait a minute. Let me get this straight.

You're signing up for Gilroy's Brain Busters?

You do realize you have to have a brain?

Now that we're officially over, I don't sleep in your old pants anymore.

Yeah, that's right. I dug them out of the trash.

And now I'm going to bury you. Don't count on it. Me and my partner plan to

some damage.

Yeah? And who's your partner?

Einstein?

Oh, no, it's better than Einstein. It's... Luther.

Who?

Luther.

Luther!

You know, for your information, Luther is a lot smarter than you think.

Luke, what are you doing?

Oh, I'm trying to achieve.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, my mom always gives a stupid mouth a good cheese.

Okay.

I just talked to Mr. Phipps, and he's going to let us go on Gilroy Brain

for extra credit.

What?

Why, we'll get creamed.

Well, there's no other choice. It's the only way you're going to get your

sponsorship back.

And unfortunately, we're going to have to do more than just have the attitude.

We're going to have to study.

Well, no.

That means we have to use books.

Yep.

Books.

Okay. You have 17 hours to learn everything there is to know about the

All right.

Can we play a quick game of Possum Zombie?

Okay. One quick game.

Six hours to learn everything there is to know in the world.

I'll start at the beginning at the A's, you take the Z's, and I'll meet

somewhere in the middle.

Oh, bro, I can't focus.

It's like a spring break in my head.

Bro, you've got to get a grip on those guys.

Hey, guys, listen up.

Luther wants to study.

Good luck with that.

Guy, he's right. Okay, maybe we need to study.

Or we could have a licorice pie.

Yeah.

Hey.

I thought I just heard a bull whip.

Hello and welcome to Gilroy Brain Busters with your host, Lenny Biff. All

Thank you, Matt. Thank you, everybody, for joining us. That's right. It's

Brain Busters.

It's the show where we find out whose brains are best, right? Let's start the

show by meeting our contestants.

We'll start with our returning champions for 15 straight weeks, two ladies who

are just as pretty as they are smart, Miss Ginger Falcone and Lisa Grubner.

Welcome back, champs.

Glad to be back, Lenny. Me too, Lenny.

Without a certain boy on my mind, I'm ready to kick some brain butts.

Fantastic. And let's meet their challengers.

God, we've been studying all night. We're tripping with smarts.

It's a bit of a family feud today as we have Ginger's brother, Zeke Falcone, and

his partner, Luther Waffle.

I can eat two through my nose.

Okay, let's get right to our first question. Contestants ready?

Hands on buttons.

What is the capital of Zimbabwe?

You got this, Luther. You had the Zencyclopedia.

Uh, Taco City?

Oh, no, I'm sorry. That's wrong.

The answer is Harare. That's correct for ten points.

Well done, ladies.

The girls are on the board, and now the boys will find out the penalty for

getting a wrong answer, and that is, of course, audience... Professor K!

Professor K!

Professor K!

Who?

That's right. Professor Payne is going to teach you a lesson. Ten seconds in

pit.

Thank you, Professor.

And here we go with our next question.

In what sport would you use a shuttlecock?

Oh, Taco City.

Oh, wrong again.

Badminton, of course.

Absolutely right for ten more points for the ladies.

And I'm sorry, boys, it looks like the professor is going to give you your

diplomas. Audience, Professor Pate. Professor Pate. Professor Pate.

Oh, that's higher education at its best.

Oh, an invisible scarecrow.

Big guy's named Bob.

A color you can smell.

Professor Pate.

Ruth, you're totally hosing us. You've got to step up your game. Okay, it's not

me. It's my brain, guys.

For ten points, we're looking for a burrowing nocturnal mammal that's native

Africa.

Honey, I got this. I was reading about it this morning.

The answer is aardvark.

No, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. That's your first right answer of the day.

Ten points, little boy.

What are you doing?

Remember, you hate him now.

Right. She's so not cute.

And for our recap, we have Ginger and Lisa at 590 points with Zeke and Luther

10. And we'll be right back with our final round.

Where do you think Eddie's going?

He's probably going to look for a replacement skater.

You think?

Why wouldn't he?

You haven't gotten a single question right yet.

You got to tell your brain guys to step it up. Okay, I'll ask them. You don't

ask them. You tell them.

Hey, brain guys, listen up. The guy you work for, he's in trouble.

What's he going to do to us? And the party's over.

You hear me? You got that?

I am not messing around.

Okay, he means business.

Let's clean up in here.

Clean up.

Welcome back to Gilroy Brain Busters. It's time for our final round, where you

can wager any or all of your points.

Anything can happen, and it will.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Let this landslide continue.

Girl, it's time for your final question.

Here it is.

Name the five children of the last Russian czar.

Piece of cake. You've got Alexei, Anastasia, Olga, she's the oldest,

And lastly, Zeeky Poo.

No, I'm sorry.

Zeeky Poo is incorrect.

We were going for Maria.

Maria.

So dirty.

Okay, let's see what the ladies bet. How much was it?

Oh, all of it.

Why'd you do that?

I wanted to crush them by as many points as possible.

But don't worry.

There's no way those pit snippers are going to get their question right.

All right, that leaves Ginger and Lisa with zero points, and it's time to turn

to Zeke and Luther.

Guys, this is your final question.

Name the largest state in Mexico.

Ha! Not a chance.

I don't know.

Wait, wait, wait. I can answer this. Really?

Okay, guys.

Think, okay? We can figure this out. We were in Mexico once.

Yeah, yeah, on spring break.

Oh, we ate tacos.

I remember.

It was fun.

You guys want to do a taco run? Okay, no, not right now, all right? What do we

remember?

Oh, I learned that song from a guy on the street.

Yeah, yeah, I remember that guy. I played fetch with his tiny dog.

What kind of dogs did he have?

He said they're from the biggest state in Mexico.

Chihuahua. Oh, Chihuahua.

Chihuahua is correct.

Another right answer for Zeke and Luther. Let's find out how much they

All of them, which means Zeke and Luther are Gilroy Brain Busters champs.

Congratulations to the guys.

All right, and don't worry, ladies.

Professor Payne is coming in with your consolation prize.

It's an all -expense -paid vacation.

Oh, that doesn't sound so bad.

To the pits!

Luke totally came through and proved to himself that he wasn't dumb at all. He

just needed his guys upstairs to pay attention and pull it together.

That should be all of it, Luke. You are officially back on the Riot Skates team.

Shabam!

Oh, and I almost forgot.

Here's your toothbrush.

My toothbrush.

A tooth cleaning device invented by William Addis in 1780.

I did not know that.

Come on, bro.

Let's hit it. Yeah.

Oh, wait. Hey, Luther. Wait, Luther.

You forgot your riot skates belt.

Oh, this is my belt.

What do you want, hand licker? Well, I've been going over my notes, and

according to my tally of gotchas, which includes every prank stunt and fish in

the face we've ever done to each other, turns out we're exactly even.

742 to 742.

You might want to check your math, bucko.

I'm up by one.

What do you mean?

I forgot when this happened.