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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,340 --> 00:00:09,340 Thanks, Bob. 2 00:00:14,100 --> 00:00:15,100 Here you go, Eddie. 3 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:17,720 Best deep -fried pizza on the planet. 4 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:20,220 Ah, because if it isn't deep -fried, what's the point, right? 5 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:25,520 Hey, not that you sweat a gross amount or anything, but I made you the type to 6 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:26,520 spread the headband. 7 00:00:27,260 --> 00:00:28,260 Thanks. 8 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:32,360 How do I look? 9 00:00:32,759 --> 00:00:33,760 Great. 10 00:00:33,980 --> 00:00:37,180 Yeah. You know, I didn't know any better. 11 00:00:37,630 --> 00:00:40,210 I would think you guys wanted something from me. 12 00:00:42,550 --> 00:00:45,770 By now you've heard that the International Skate Video Awards are 13 00:00:45,770 --> 00:00:49,330 Gilroy. It's going to be mammoth. This is bigger than when the meteor crushed 14 00:00:49,330 --> 00:00:52,730 half our town. So, of course, Luther and I are going to create our own video to 15 00:00:52,730 --> 00:00:57,270 enter into the competition. But we need money. Yeah, it's always awkward and 16 00:00:57,270 --> 00:00:58,610 weird to ask people for money. 17 00:00:59,270 --> 00:01:02,930 Yeah, like telling your best friend that he has a piece of spaghetti hanging 18 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:03,930 from his ear. 19 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:05,690 Awkward! 20 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:11,040 Well, we do want something from you, Eddie. We want to enter the 21 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:12,640 Skate Video Awards, and we need money. 22 00:01:12,900 --> 00:01:13,900 How much? 23 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:17,000 Fifteen big ones. 24 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:20,480 Fifteen thousand? 25 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:25,160 No, no, fifteen bucks for film supplies and two bananas. 26 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:29,560 No, no, no, no, guys, guys, guys, you're thinking way too small here. I love 27 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:33,140 this idea, though, because if you were actually able to pull this off and win, 28 00:01:33,380 --> 00:01:37,160 this would be huge for Riot Skates. Holy guacamole. 29 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:38,540 I just had a stroke of genius. 30 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:43,760 I am going to give you the Riot Skates credit card. 31 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:50,140 Now I'm trusting you with this. 32 00:01:50,780 --> 00:01:52,500 So spend it wisely. 33 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:55,180 All right? 34 00:01:56,020 --> 00:01:57,240 Don't mess this up. 35 00:01:58,740 --> 00:02:02,840 Kitty, we're going to make the most awesome, greatest skate video ever! 36 00:02:07,039 --> 00:02:10,780 Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't believe what happened. Yes, no, maybe. 37 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:14,940 Don't forget that I'm a genius. Are you crazy? Someone should be listening to 38 00:02:14,940 --> 00:02:16,860 us. Wait, don't tell me. Not again. 39 00:02:17,260 --> 00:02:19,380 Would you just calm down? Is there a problem? 40 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:20,760 Let's get a pizza. 41 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:24,620 And then what? Like nothing ever happened. Calm down. It's only Tuesday. 42 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:25,940 We'll get a pizza. 43 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:29,780 And hope that no one overheard us talking. Calm down. Cause I'm a genius. 44 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:31,160 It's only Thursday. 45 00:02:31,420 --> 00:02:33,880 And by tomorrow, we'll have everything just fine. 46 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:50,720 Getting this credit card is a major game changer. 47 00:02:50,940 --> 00:02:54,460 Everything we thought about making a skate video, out the window. We now have 48 00:02:54,460 --> 00:02:55,700 think Hollywood movie big. 49 00:02:57,300 --> 00:02:58,360 Oh, tiny drinker. 50 00:02:58,640 --> 00:02:59,640 I got it. 51 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:03,020 Put it on the card. Business expense, you know. 52 00:03:06,260 --> 00:03:09,860 I got the tip out. Go ahead and get yourself a big one. 53 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:12,460 Something real nice. Real nice. 54 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:18,210 Now. What can we do to kick this video into gear? What do we need? 55 00:03:18,430 --> 00:03:20,090 Evil leprechauns. Action scenes. 56 00:03:20,350 --> 00:03:21,890 We need chases. Chases. 57 00:03:22,510 --> 00:03:23,850 Oh, evil leprechauns. 58 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:25,270 Explosions. We need explosions. 59 00:03:25,710 --> 00:03:26,710 Oh, I got one. 60 00:03:27,590 --> 00:03:28,590 Evil leprechauns. 61 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:33,350 Did you just say evil leprechauns? Come on, bro. You know all the best villains 62 00:03:33,350 --> 00:03:35,970 are leprechauns. Okay, have you seen Evil Leprechaun 10? 63 00:03:36,370 --> 00:03:39,910 Oh, wait, wait, wait. The guy, he had the mini chainsaw. 64 00:03:42,510 --> 00:03:44,310 That's the best movie ever. Okay, okay. 65 00:03:45,829 --> 00:03:48,030 I'd be able to find everything we need in this phone book. 66 00:03:51,150 --> 00:03:54,850 Here, you take this half, look for evil leprechaun, and I'll look for 67 00:03:54,850 --> 00:03:59,190 pyrotechnic. Luther and I have come a long way since making our first skate 68 00:03:59,190 --> 00:04:00,190 video. 69 00:04:06,390 --> 00:04:07,390 Anyway, 70 00:04:08,930 --> 00:04:10,130 we've hit the big time now. 71 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:15,540 I can't believe we rented a sound stage. 72 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:18,880 It's like we're making a real Hollywood movie. Thanks to this piece of plastic, 73 00:04:18,980 --> 00:04:19,980 we are. 74 00:04:20,540 --> 00:04:23,020 There you go, my good man. Put it on the credit card. 75 00:04:26,380 --> 00:04:27,380 Okay, 76 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:28,519 what do we got here? 77 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:33,440 We got the fan for the fake snow. We have the lights, standard coffin, a 78 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:37,460 camera, and last but not least, a creative Hollywood -grade explosive. 79 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,240 There's a whole lot of boom -boom in here. 80 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:44,860 Oh, you know I love the boom boom. 81 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:54,880 Everybody and their stupid brother is making a skate video. 82 00:04:55,140 --> 00:04:58,460 But not to worry, I got first place in my butt pocket. 83 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:00,500 I'm sure you can handle this off. 84 00:05:00,820 --> 00:05:01,820 Are you kidding? 85 00:05:01,980 --> 00:05:05,680 I'm a one -man film crew. I've got everything you need. Lights, camera, 86 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:06,680 mic. 87 00:05:07,020 --> 00:05:08,020 Hard -boiled egg. 88 00:05:10,540 --> 00:05:12,680 The secret to making a great skate video is simple. 89 00:05:13,260 --> 00:05:14,260 Star power. 90 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:16,280 And who's the biggest star in the world? 91 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:17,880 Lady Lucy. 92 00:05:18,060 --> 00:05:22,520 Exactly. And she happens to be in town this week singing the national anthem at 93 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:26,300 the Gilroy Arena. You definitely want to be in my skate video. 94 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:27,579 Double die. 95 00:05:27,580 --> 00:05:28,900 Wait, how do you know she wants to? 96 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:30,460 Oh, we like this. 97 00:05:31,340 --> 00:05:33,020 She writes me letters all the time. 98 00:05:33,460 --> 00:05:34,940 I'm her number one fan. 99 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:38,620 Dear number one fan. 100 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,140 This is the form letter everyone gets. 101 00:05:41,420 --> 00:05:44,000 I'm taking back my doy. Trust me. 102 00:05:44,820 --> 00:05:46,220 We are getting Lady Lucy. 103 00:05:47,300 --> 00:05:48,300 The doy stay. 104 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:51,440 How's it feel? 105 00:05:52,460 --> 00:05:53,460 Great. 106 00:05:54,540 --> 00:05:55,580 Totally felt dead. 107 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:58,040 Are you the food pickers making the skate video? 108 00:05:58,760 --> 00:05:59,760 Yeah, we're them. 109 00:06:00,180 --> 00:06:02,740 We know you. You're the elf dude from the mall. 110 00:06:02,980 --> 00:06:05,340 What I do at Christmas is my own business, you doorknob. 111 00:06:05,580 --> 00:06:07,820 Now, you want the full leprechaun package? 112 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,520 Full leprechaun package. 113 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:12,020 Otherwise, you pay as you go. 114 00:06:12,260 --> 00:06:13,480 Evil leprechaun laugh. 115 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,360 That's 50 bucks. 116 00:06:18,540 --> 00:06:19,540 Me running? 117 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:24,200 75. 118 00:06:24,580 --> 00:06:25,600 Boxing a kangaroo. 119 00:06:29,820 --> 00:06:33,300 250. Great, we'll take everything but the kangaroo fight. 120 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,940 Oh, come on, bro. It's a kangaroo. 121 00:06:37,070 --> 00:06:41,430 While you two geniuses figure it out, I'll be taking a paid coffee break. 122 00:06:44,730 --> 00:06:48,690 We're so gallantly streaming. 123 00:06:49,570 --> 00:06:55,590 And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air. 124 00:06:56,430 --> 00:06:58,750 It's okay. I'm Lady Lucy's backup singer. 125 00:07:16,729 --> 00:07:21,130 What makes you two lunatics think I want to be in your pathetic little video? 126 00:07:21,330 --> 00:07:23,690 I'm worth over a billion dollars and I don't even know you. Security! 127 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:35,920 What's up with that? 128 00:07:36,220 --> 00:07:39,420 Last minute purchase. I thought, since we're doing an action scape flick, I'd 129 00:07:39,420 --> 00:07:40,800 sort of a James Bond thing. 130 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:42,960 Huh. What's going on here? 131 00:07:43,260 --> 00:07:44,540 I'm a leprechaun hunter. 132 00:07:44,860 --> 00:07:46,480 Bought it at the leprechaun hunting store. 133 00:07:46,740 --> 00:07:47,659 Oh, the one on second? 134 00:07:47,660 --> 00:07:48,660 No, the one on Lincoln. 135 00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:54,240 So, you don't think it's going to be kind of confusing unless we're in 136 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,760 costumes? Oh, no. 137 00:07:56,600 --> 00:08:00,500 Audiences totally get stuff now. You can put any junk in a movie and they'll get 138 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:01,500 it. 139 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:02,520 What the? 140 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:04,320 You got the tux, guy. 141 00:08:04,810 --> 00:08:06,530 It's a bozo with a dumb hat. It's confusing. 142 00:08:07,110 --> 00:08:10,730 We can talk about our awesome costumes later. We have a lot of work to do 143 00:08:10,810 --> 00:08:14,910 people. We have to shoot a lot of stuff. Now, remember, this is the scene right 144 00:08:14,910 --> 00:08:18,310 after we got out of the helicopter fall, right? And we're just about to spot the 145 00:08:18,310 --> 00:08:21,670 evil leprechaun. That's where you come in. No kidding, butt rake. Okay, 146 00:08:21,730 --> 00:08:26,150 everybody, let's get going. We have a lot to do, a lot to do, a lot of energy. 147 00:08:26,430 --> 00:08:27,830 All right, you ready, Otis? 148 00:08:29,030 --> 00:08:31,190 Rolling. And action. 149 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:33,510 Bro, I wanted to say that. 150 00:08:34,059 --> 00:08:35,059 Here we go. 151 00:08:35,580 --> 00:08:36,820 And action! 152 00:08:39,220 --> 00:08:40,600 Gotcha, suckers! 153 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:46,320 That hurts for real! Cut! Cut! 154 00:08:46,780 --> 00:08:47,780 Cut! 155 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:53,200 And action! So, just like any good Hollywood scary movie, we had our evil 156 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:58,420 leprechaun fight scenes, a mountaintop ski chase, and most important, our big 157 00:08:58,420 --> 00:08:59,680 special effects stocking. 158 00:09:00,620 --> 00:09:01,960 All right, bro, this is it. 159 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:03,640 Make special effects, John. 160 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:06,540 The pops. Thanks for letting us use your shack. 161 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:08,100 Yeah, we'll take good care of it, bro. 162 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:12,500 Handling Hollywood -grade explosives is serious business. 163 00:09:12,740 --> 00:09:16,780 That's why I used the Rise Gates credit card and got a certified special effects 164 00:09:16,780 --> 00:09:19,380 guy. Because you never want to have too much. 165 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:23,820 Okay, handling Hollywood -grade explosives is a serious business. 166 00:09:24,060 --> 00:09:28,340 That's why I got the Rise Gates credit card and got a certified special effects 167 00:09:28,340 --> 00:09:29,340 guy. 168 00:09:29,660 --> 00:09:30,660 Thanks, Bill. 169 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:32,120 Never want to add too much. 170 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,440 All right, let's get the explosions out of the shack and let's get this special 171 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:38,440 effects shot going. 172 00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:42,140 Guys, look, I know we're all stoked about the video, but give me a break. 173 00:09:42,740 --> 00:09:45,440 I just got off the phone with the credit card company. They say you got like a 174 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:46,440 million charges. 175 00:09:46,540 --> 00:09:47,459 Hey, relax. 176 00:09:47,460 --> 00:09:51,060 It's all going to be worth it. Just wait till you see the final shack jump. I 177 00:09:51,060 --> 00:09:52,600 mean, there's going to be fireworks everywhere. 178 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:56,700 All right, Luz, let's go do a safety check inside the shack one more time. 179 00:09:57,710 --> 00:10:00,730 Safety first, people. Stand back. Stand back. 180 00:10:01,030 --> 00:10:02,410 Stand back. Safety first. 181 00:10:02,710 --> 00:10:03,770 Safety first. 182 00:10:04,350 --> 00:10:05,350 Okay. 183 00:10:09,110 --> 00:10:11,850 It's kind of dark in here. Luth, hit that switch. 184 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:14,490 I can't find it. Where's... Oh, here it is. 185 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:43,140 There's nothing to be alarmed about. It was just one little mishap. I'm 186 00:10:43,140 --> 00:10:45,160 officially shutting down this production. 187 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:46,299 Give me the credit card. 188 00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:49,100 Oh, no. Goodbye, little buddy. 189 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:50,320 Give it. Give me that. 190 00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:53,040 Give it. Give it. Give it. 191 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:54,820 Eddie, 192 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:58,140 just don't wig out. We got a bunch of amazing footage. We'll put it together 193 00:10:58,140 --> 00:11:00,680 tonight. Trust me, this video is going to knock your socks off. 194 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,200 Yeah, well, I'll be the judge of that. 195 00:11:02,900 --> 00:11:03,900 Oh, hey, Pop. 196 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:19,430 not giving up. Just gotta find Lady Lucy before she leaves town. 197 00:11:19,850 --> 00:11:23,690 Uh, may I respectfully say something, Kojo? You're not an ever -one fan! 198 00:11:25,450 --> 00:11:26,490 Are you done? 199 00:11:26,690 --> 00:11:30,270 Almost. She doesn't love you, man. She thinks you're a fool. And I'll drop 200 00:11:30,270 --> 00:11:36,330 blisters on my... Now I'm done. You're right, Ozzie. She doesn't care about 201 00:11:36,330 --> 00:11:39,510 Kojo. But that doesn't matter. 202 00:11:40,550 --> 00:11:43,390 She's gonna be in my skating video. 203 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:45,680 Whether she likes it or not. 204 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:48,440 I like where this is going. 205 00:11:53,820 --> 00:11:54,820 Okay, 206 00:11:55,040 --> 00:12:00,040 guys. 207 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,080 I got your tech. 208 00:12:02,940 --> 00:12:06,900 Eddie, I know you have your doubts about us right now, but here it is. 209 00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:11,020 The DVD that's going to win us first place at the International Skate Video 210 00:12:11,020 --> 00:12:13,380 Award. Yeah? Well, you better wow me. 211 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,520 Drop it. Okay. I've got to wow you. You just be ready. 212 00:12:18,140 --> 00:12:19,140 Ready. 213 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:22,440 Skeetard. 214 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,200 Starring Zeke Falcone. 215 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:30,220 And Luther Waffle. 216 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:38,480 With special guest Martin Van Pelt as the evil leprechaun. That's too bad, 217 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:42,000 Oh, we're geniuses. I can taste the trophy. 218 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:34,800 Did you notice anything missing from this skateboarding video? 219 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:39,200 Oh, we should have got the boxing kangaroos. No! 220 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:45,020 I'm talking about the skateboarding. Because all I'm seeing is a bunch of 221 00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:46,880 goofballs popping out of coffins. 222 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:48,600 He was right. 223 00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:52,420 I guess we got so caught up trying to make this big Hollywood video that we 224 00:13:52,420 --> 00:13:55,080 of forgot about the skating. 225 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:58,200 Guys, the deadline for the video awards is tomorrow. 226 00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:00,420 I can't submit this. 227 00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,010 It's terrible. 228 00:14:02,730 --> 00:14:04,330 It's garbage. 229 00:14:04,630 --> 00:14:05,930 You understand? 230 00:14:06,390 --> 00:14:09,270 You cost Riot Skates a small fortune. 231 00:14:09,510 --> 00:14:10,510 Bad. 232 00:14:11,230 --> 00:14:12,230 Bad. 233 00:14:13,690 --> 00:14:16,470 Sorry. Luz, don't cry. 234 00:14:19,820 --> 00:14:22,880 How do you know her limo will take this alley to the airport? 235 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:28,060 Trust me, I know everything about Lady Lucy. She hates freeways, loves llamas, 236 00:14:28,060 --> 00:14:29,720 and dislikes cold toilet seats. 237 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:30,679 Oh, yeah. 238 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:31,680 Oh, 239 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:33,740 there she is. Get in the position. 240 00:14:34,060 --> 00:14:35,060 Ah! 241 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,560 I don't have time for emergencies. I'm a celebrity. 242 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:51,400 I know, but there is a llama giving birth down the street, and the baby's 243 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:52,720 is getting all scrunchy like this. 244 00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:55,400 Oh, no, a llama. 245 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:58,100 Celebrities love llamas. 246 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,120 Where? That way. 247 00:15:01,380 --> 00:15:02,720 Move your celebrity buns. 248 00:15:03,780 --> 00:15:04,780 Call them back. 249 00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:09,300 Call my agent. It's a photo op. 250 00:15:09,540 --> 00:15:12,540 Now, relax your shoulders like you're skating. 251 00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:13,820 What? Huh? 252 00:15:15,189 --> 00:15:19,870 Oh, no, you're that awful kid I hate. You've got some nerve. Now move it. 253 00:15:20,630 --> 00:15:21,710 Thanks, Lady Lucy. 254 00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:23,830 I'm coming. 255 00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:26,050 Cut. Got it. 256 00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:28,710 With a little trick photography, it's in the bag. 257 00:15:29,390 --> 00:15:30,390 Bodacious. 258 00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:36,350 Well, we can kiss that skate video award goodbye. 259 00:15:36,990 --> 00:15:37,990 I don't get it. 260 00:15:38,710 --> 00:15:41,110 Making a skate video used to be so much fun. 261 00:15:41,550 --> 00:15:43,930 Simple. Yeah, it actually had skating in them. 262 00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:45,250 You're right. 263 00:15:47,710 --> 00:15:49,950 I have an idea. 264 00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:53,810 We have six hours. That's easily enough time to make an old school skate video. 265 00:15:54,730 --> 00:15:58,790 Let's crush it. And we don't need explosions or fake snow or an evil 266 00:15:58,810 --> 00:16:01,110 We don't need anything. Let's do it. 267 00:16:05,390 --> 00:16:06,990 I'm going to need our boards. Yeah, probably. 268 00:16:08,670 --> 00:16:11,930 All right, Coach O. You're going to film just my legs while I skate in these 269 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,250 crazy Lady Lucy shoes. 270 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,700 Man, how do female ladies walk in those things? 271 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,240 Well, they're actually kind of comfy. 272 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:20,560 Action! 273 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:31,560 This time, we never skated so hard and had so 274 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:32,560 much fun. 275 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:38,340 In the end, we finished our skate video just in the nick of time. 276 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:45,280 Welcome! To the 25th Annual International Skate Video Award. 277 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:56,120 There we were, competing against some of the best skaters 278 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:58,380 in the world. Two Brazilian dudes, a Canadian. 279 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,020 And Gojo. 280 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:01,700 Whatever, it was still an honor. 281 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:05,819 Give it up for Pierre Luke, skating the cliff. 282 00:17:29,070 --> 00:17:35,210 is Cornelius Jonesworth with special guest, Lady Lucy, a skate duet. 283 00:17:35,610 --> 00:17:39,750 And directed by Sir Ozzie Kephart. 284 00:17:40,110 --> 00:17:41,110 Yeah! 285 00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:44,090 Dude, you're wearing short shorts? 286 00:17:44,350 --> 00:17:47,190 When you got sweet knees, why hide the goods? 287 00:17:47,410 --> 00:17:48,410 Look. 288 00:17:49,870 --> 00:17:53,470 I directed this. 289 00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:55,930 No biggie. Really biggie, actually. 290 00:17:56,940 --> 00:17:58,760 Oh, sorry. Your hair's in my mouth. Sorry. 291 00:17:58,980 --> 00:17:59,980 Sorry about that. 292 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,220 Call my agent. It's a photo op. 293 00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:08,720 You're the kiddo. You got some moves. 294 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,000 Thanks, Lady Lucy. 295 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,079 I'm coming, Mama. 296 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,320 Ah. Yeah. 297 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:13,880 Yeah. Give it up for me. 298 00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:15,700 Yeah. 299 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,240 And me. 300 00:18:17,620 --> 00:18:22,580 And our last video of the evening, Vegan Luther with Old School. 301 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:23,920 Woo. 302 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,800 Concrete. You bet, bro. 303 00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:03,660 That's all you really want. 304 00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:06,380 Whoa! 305 00:19:11,580 --> 00:19:12,580 Beautiful, man. 306 00:19:13,340 --> 00:19:16,080 Beautiful. Oh, yeah. 307 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,680 Good job. Are you sweating or crying? 308 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,200 Both. A little bit. Both. 309 00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:25,980 And this year's winner of the International State Video Awards is... 310 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:01,840 Beautiful, Angela. 311 00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:03,560 Prettiest thing I've ever seen. 312 00:20:06,980 --> 00:20:07,980 Hey, Martin. 313 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,900 Just here to congratulate us on winning the award, huh? 314 00:20:11,260 --> 00:20:13,620 No, I'm here for something else. 315 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:15,160 What's that? 316 00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:17,480 Your credit card was declined! 317 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:21,020 Well, it really is an evil leprechaun. 22969