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I dropped a frozen waffle.

Not cold enough for you, huh?

How about frozen? Nothing?

How hot is it?

Ginger, what are you doing?

That's for using all the hot water. I had to take a freezing cold shower this

morning. I didn't use any hot water. I've been sleeping.

No? Well, you would have.

Pit sniffer.

You're way out of control.

And you know what? I'm not even going to retaliate. For once, I'm just going to

let it be.

So beat it. Over.

You put guacamole in my shoes.

Now it ends.

Got it? You might want to check your pants pocket.

It's still not over yet, huh?

wait don't tell me dude you won't believe what happened yes no maybe don't

forget that i'm a genius are you crazy someone should be listening to us wait

don't tell me not again would you just calm down is that

Okay. Okay, we're good over here.

Oz, what do you think? I think we'll be kicking some serious great fanny at the

tech fair because, gents, we've invented the most scientifically advanced engine

in history.

Hey, the taco valve won't stay on the paper towel pipe.

Here, use this hair clip.

I don't know about you fellas, but I'm so excited I'm a flutter. Oh, no.

We wouldn't normally be bro -chilling with Ozzy. But we had to do a project

the tech fair, so we teamed up with him. Okay.

Let's crank this bad boy up. Loop in the wheel.

Okay,

steady. Run faster!

March, man! March!

Now for the true test.

We'll admit close.

I prefer my toast lightly browned.

If you guys were my eyes, you'd see how dumb you all look. Not now, we're about

to make history.

We're toasting, people!

Toasting!

How could you ruin our project? We've been working on it for weeks!

Huh, this isn't even my hair clip. It's Mom's.

Okay, there have been a lot of gnarly moments with Ginger over the years, but

today was the worst, and it never ends.

All I can do is take my anger out on this hand gripper.

I've been doing it a lot lately.

Oh, sweet news!

New possum zombie video game comes out tomorrow.

Dead possums, reloaded. Who do we show gonna be first in line? I'll butter it

up.

Oh, you got chair butt, bro.

Ginger, put glue on my seat again.

It's from Ozzy. He says, come over, gents.

All righty.

I mean, who says gent?

Hey, I just got your text.

What is all this stuff down here? It's mostly my mother's equipment.

Is she like some weird scientist or something?

Yeah. She works for one of the top tech labs in the world. She's not weird at

all. Cool. So, what do you want?

Well, fellow tech fair partners, I stayed up all night with two short naps

invented our new project.

Voila!

A sippy cup?

I call it an anti -gravity cup. You can drink the beverage of your choice lying

in bed on a trampoline hanging upside down without smelling a drop.

So much for the tech fair.

Whatever. Oz, you got a little rodent problem in your pocket. Oh, Sidney, up

from your nap. Oh, did you miss your best buddy in the whole wide world?

Now fetch me a treat.

Oh,

thanks, Sid.

Oh, Oz, you got that thing trained pretty well.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, thanks for behavior modification, Chip.

Wow. Potato chip technology's really come a long way.

Not a potato chip, a micro chip.

My mother's company developed them for animals that they send into space.

In Sidney's case, I clipped the chip behind his little tiny ear, and it

the natural evil that all hamsters possess.

Now he's the sweetest pet. Wow.

I was thinking to use one of those for your sister. Oh, yeah, for sure.

Actually, that's not a bad idea.

If I put one on Ginger, maybe it would take out her natural evil.

Oz, you got to hook us up with one.

Negatory. Chip hasn't been tested on humans. Or shifters.

Hey, Oz, you want to show us what that cool thing over there is?

It's a mini fridge, a .k .a. my beverage fort.

What do you want, Sidney? You want an orange juice?

Oh, this is a fun function here. I call it a fun skin.

Okay, it probably wasn't right to take Oz's behavior modification chip, but if

Ginger becomes less of a pain in the caboose, then I've made the world a

place.

But how are we going to get it behind her ear?

If she catches us, she's going to have a freak attack.

Major freak attack. We have to be sneaky.

Super sneaky.

Cue the sneaky music!

I was thinking a little bit more spy.

What is your Uncle Chet doing here?

Oh, thought we could use his help. He's handy.

Sorry, Uncle Chet, there's too many people.

Oh, FYI, I took a really long shower and used all the hot water, so you're going

to have to take an icy cold one.

Icy. No worries.

No worries?

Holy crap, Jake, the chip actually worked. I feel like the wicked witch of

Gilroy just croaked.

I didn't mean to bug you, but I made you some brownies.

It's funny. I was making my usual recipe for you, and it called for a cup of cat

vomit. Why would I put a cup of cat vomit in my brother's brownies? It makes

sense.

Thanks, Jen.

Wow. I forgot what an actual brownie tasted like.

So, what are you guys up to today?

The usual, skating.

Why? Mind if I hang out?

Who knew there was a cool human being under all that ginger?

Look, I'm happy for Zeke that Ginger's this normal sister now. But if you ask

me, she's been hanging out a little too much.

But hey, I'm not going to let it bother me.

Spro's night out. Me and Ze camping out for the new possum zombie video game.

I've got to get my dead possum on.

First in life.

Yeah, you know it, bro daddy.

Oh, brought you some seasoning.

You know how you like it salty.

Ginge, you score?

Oh, yeah, baby.

I bought all the turkey jerky in town.

I didn't know what flavor you liked.

Sorry about them all. You are the jerky queen.

A little better?

Yeah.

What is she doing here?

Okay, well, when did she start liking possums?

I don't know, but it's cool. We've been playing all the old games all afternoon.

I totally nailed your red possums. And I totally squashed your possum babies.

I'm going to go make a juice run. You possum dogs hold down the fort.

So, uh, isn't there other friends you should be hanging out with?

Nope. It's my new best friend.

Zeke is not your best friend, okay? You're his sister. Zeke's my best

Listen to me, waffles.

You're no longer wanted around here. So beat it before it gets ugly.

You are not

Zeke's best friend, okay? Because I'm Zeke's best friend. I've been his best

friend since before you were born.

Barsad, you have corn on your nose.

Secondly, I don't care.

It's the Zeke and Ginger show now, baby. And if I ever catch you hanging around,

I'm going to wreck you.

Oh, yeah?

Well, I'm going to wreck you.

He tried to bite me.

That was a warning.

Leave!

All right, we're all juiced up.

Where's Luth?

Oh, he got a text from his mom, and he had to go home.

Huh.

That's weird.

Yeah, I guess it's just the two of us.

So what am I going to do now?

Just hang out with myself?

Yeah! Kick me!

I won.

Well, he doesn't cheat.

You want to be my friend?

Yeah! All right!

Sorry, I just don't have that many friends. In fact, my mom's been paying

mailman to eat lunch with me.

Oh, Sidney, up from your nap?

No biting, Sidney!

Sorry, he hates anyone who tries to be my friend.

Ginger tried to bite me, too.

Ginger? Why would she do that?

No reason.

I mean, we definitely didn't take one of your behavior modification potato chips

and put it on her.

My licensor's going off. I wonder what triggered it.

Okay, fine!

I mean, we put one of the chips on Ginger, but at first she was cool, but

she's all jealous that she turned on me. You did what? You have to remove it!

There's no telling what could happen!

Trust me, I'm not an idiot.

Who is it?

Who do you think?

Hey, bro, got your tech?

Are you alone, huh?

Were you followed?

Dude, what's up with the freakiness?

We need to get that chip out of Ginger's ear right now, all right? It's not

safe. Are you nuts? Ginger's been great lately.

Are you kidding me? Okay, last night in line, Ginger tried to... Hey, buddy.

What are you doing here?

I couldn't find Zeke, and I thought maybe he was here.

What's going on?

Oh, we're just talking about the new possum zombies.

Bro, you gotta come over and play with us. I've torched so many possums with my

thumb, sir.

What?

Catch you later.

Told you to stay away from my best friend. You try that again, I'll rip

nose off.

Oh, and this fell over.

Fine, okay?

If Zeke won't take out the chip...

I know that because Ginger's become so cool to hang out with now that Luther's

feeling a little left out. But he'll come around.

Right, Ginch?

Yeah, I mean, I love Luther.

Too bad. I was really hoping he could chill with us.

What are you doing? I'm getting Zeke back as my best friend.

Dream on, pickniffer.

Your toe.

control okay she wants you all to herself she tried to destroy me luther

talking crazy again crazy i'll show you crazy look at that she backed up a room

trying to run after me dude you want to tell me what's going

on i swear okay the dresser the chair luther i have no idea what you're

yammering about but can i go back to sewing my brother's sock look for once i

have an awesome sister she even sews my socks

Don't ruin it for me, okay?

Okay, I'm telling you, bro, this is not who she says she is!

Zeke!

Zeke!

If you happen to remove the chip from Ginger, do so now.

It's malfunctioning, I tell you.

Malfunctioning! Wait, really? Yes.

I was having lunch with my mailman friend when Sidney got so jealous, he

Ginger's have to get him.

No, I need the number of a superhero.

Anyone? I'll even take Turtle Boy.

Bro. You can't get in. Your door's all bashed in. Bro, don't. It's Ginger.

wacko.

Bro, she's gone.

The only way to fix Ginger is to destroy the chip.

But how?

Well... I was able to lure Sidney onto his hamster wheel with his favorite

pre -chewed marshmallow.

Then he started running faster and faster and faster and...

This is them one. I'm not done.

And faster and faster and faster!

And when he hit 50 miles per hour, the behavior modification ship overloaded.

After that, Sidney was back to his old hamster self.

Well, looks like we're going to have to set a trap.

Set a trap?

Using a pre -chewed marshmallow?

No. You.

Oh,

hey,

Ginge. Just came by to chill with Zeke, my best bro.

We're hanging out.

Got to get her up to 50 miles per hour. Let's kick it up a notch.

They got me a hat for Christmas.

Who's there?

46?

47? The wheels are breaking up.

49?

50?

Jeff!

Ginger,

are you okay?

So Ginger's back to her old self.

I realize that there's no such thing as a perfect sister.

Heck, I'm not perfect. Now there's Luther.

Yep, I am.

Hey, guys. I was making brownies for my judo class in space and made too many.

You want them? Come on. They're good.

Yeah. Not bad.

She added extra cat vomit.

And gravel.

Oh yeah, baby.