All language subtitles for Zeke And Luther s03e16 Bro, Wheres Our Car

Wow, I can't believe a skate company
would just give you a car. And the name

that company is Riot Skates
Incorporated.

Sponsored skaters.

It's nice.

Yep.

Even nicer when you sit in it.

Seats four.

One, two, three.

What a quinkity.

Carpooling is so good for the
environment.

And, as Junior Miss Gilroy, it's a cause
I feel strongly about.

Yeah, yeah, me too.

Super strongly.

So why don't we hop in the car and we
can go kick it at Linsicum Beach?

Okay, as you can see, Luther and I are,
uh, how should I say, hitting on those

girls. Guilty.

Z's got a thing for, uh, Monica, Junior
Miss Gilroy.

I'm a sash man.

See, I like the other one, Bridget. That
little birdie just told me that she

dumped her boyfriend, Mike Hicks. Guess
I gotta introduce her to the wonderful

world of waffles.

I just broke up with my boyfriend
yesterday.

You broke up with Mike?

Yeah.

I had no idea.

Come on, let's hug it out.

You know, I'm not sure I'm ready to
start dating again.

Yeah, and I have a pageant next week, so
no dating until I win.

Oh, um, dating?

Guys, who said anything about a date?

What? What, a date? Who said date?

Wow, you jerk.

Um, just a couple of nice guys taking a
couple of nice girls to the beach.

Okay, let's do it. As long as we
carpool.

Luce, to the beach!

Freeze, dirtbags!

Oh, I knew these shorts were against the
law.

Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't
believe what happened. Yes, no, maybe.

Don't forget that I'm a genius. Are you
crazy? Someone could be listening to us.

Wait, don't tell me. Not again.

Would you just calm down? Is there a
problem?

Let's get a pizza.

We'll act like nothing ever happened.
Calm down. It's only Thursday.

We'll get a pizza and hope that no one
overhears us talking. Calm down. Because

I'm a genius.

It's only Thursday.

Just as I thought.

Code violation.

His paint job is three shades too
glossy.

Dingo, why are you hassling us?

Well, we've gotten a lot of complaints
lately about you two and your sweet

little ride.

Could you hurry it up? Because we have
ladies waiting.

Oh, I know what you're saying.

If I keep my ma waiting, she paddles my
buns.

Don't worry.

You meant ladies for romancing. Yeah.

I totally knew that.

So you're going to give us a ticket or
not?

Not. This time I'm throwing the book at
you, but I'm going to make it stick,

literally.

How's my driving? Now every concerned
citizen has a hotline to police

headquarters.

Jump suit put you up to this?

No. I'm sorry, I can't divulge that
information.

You see, when I joined the force, I took
an oath. Jerky.

Yeah, yeah.

Jumpsuit put me up to it. Don't say
anything.

We've never seen eye to eye with my
neighbor Jumpsuit. He's just a mean old

waxer. He's been getting even more bus
waxery ever since we got the riot rig.

Jumpsuit thinks putting a stupid bumper
sticker on our car is going to spoil our

fun, well... This is my phone number.

Okay, guys. Okay, that'll be Bob. What's
up? Who's

the

analyst?

Hello, Department of Driving Safety.
This is Officer Phipps. Phipps!

I want to make a complaint about those
kids driving that riot skates car.

Oh, absolutely, sir. Where are those two
boys also? Oh, I'm sure you are.

Now, is the problem that they're too
good looking or just too awesome?

What are you talking about, Phipps?

Phipps!

Phipps!

Ladies, we're going to treat you to
whichever donuts you like. Put it on our

tab. Yep.

Gentlemen, you're early.

Eddie, early, early for what?

Our meeting.

It's not for another hour. You totally
forgot about the meeting, didn't you?

Come on, Eddie. We didn't forget about
the meeting.

Hey, bro, did we forget about the
meeting? I told you guys to start

stuff down. I did write it down. Look.

Start writing stuff down.

Guys, Jackson Kuplik, the CEO of Riot
Skates, is flying here from Texas to

you.

A meeting?

We had plans.

Yeah, two plans.

So what are we going to do?

Bro, I say we do both.

Really? Both?

Yeah. Eddie, we'll be there. Yeah. Good.
And don't be late, because in case you

hadn't noticed, I just had surgery to
seal up my sweat glands.

Wow. It strives the bone. Yeah. And my
doc says to avoid any and all stress.

Hey, we'll be there. All right? We're
not going to let you down.

Good.

Wow, the beach.

Mike never wanted to go to the beach.

Such a Mike move.

Eddie, what's up?

Guess who just walked into Don's?

It's a public.

What? I thought we had an hour. Yeah, I
did too, but we don't. He's here now.

Go, lady.

You got a problem rustling up my
skaters? No, sir.

You better get over here now.

Don't sweat it.

Quack, quack.

A couple of chairs.

Wait, what?

We have to get back.

Wow, the beach is so beautiful today.

You know, California has 612 miles of
pristine beach coastline.

California, my home state.

Wow, I had no idea.

You know, Monica, you won't find this in
one of your fact books, but no day at

the beach is complete without lemonade.
Right, Luz?

Right, right.

We should go get some. Really, I don't
need any lemonade. Look,

I suck a lot of money into this company,
cold lady. I'm just not sure I feel so

warm and fuzzy about working with these
young fellas.

Oh, no, sir. Zeke and Luther are great.
They're very professional young men.

Janine, two lemonades to go, please.
Thank you.

So, you must be Mr. Kupflick. It is an
honor to meet you, sir.

So, uh, guess we'll be doing some
business -y stuff together?

Uh, yeah.

A co -lady and I were just discussing
that. Wow.

Luke, you know when you're at one of
those really important meetings and

everything is going so great that time
just flies?

I sure do, Z. I can't even believe the
meeting's already over.

Much love, Mr. C.

You're hilarious.

Ho, you horses, fellas!

Don't scurry off like a couple of
spooked armadillos. I thought I would

know you a little better.

In fact, let's do lunch.

Lunch. That sounds great.

We just have to go put more quarters in
the parking meter.

Yeah. All right, but hurry back. I got
some big news for you fellas.

Just in case I get thirsty on the way to
the car.

Sorry about the delay.

Gilroy's all out of lemonade, so we had
to drive to Milpitas.

Milpitas, the jewel of the Central
Coast.

Did not know that. Here you go.

And mine's empty.

Oh, yeah.

I got a little thirsty on the way.

But I left you a sip.

So, what do you girls want to do?

We could play beach volleyball or build
a sandcastle.

Or, you know what is a really cool beach
activity?

Getting buried in the sand.

And now what do we do?

Just sit back and enjoy it, honey bun. I
think we should take some pictures of

the girls enjoying themselves, but I
left the darn camera in the car. I will

BRB. I bet Mike never buried you, right?

Wait!

I'm getting sand in my sack.

Guys, have a seat and enjoy some of
these Asian pea poppers with me.

Get her done.

Hold on now.

We're going to do this Asian style with
genuine Asian chopper sticks.

So that we can enjoy each and every
individual pea, no matter how long it

Okay, so here's the big news. You boys
like baseball, right?

Not really.

Yeah. Okay, so tonight, during the
seventh inning stretch of the Crappers

you two are going to take a victory lap
around the outfield in the Riot Skates

car.

It's Bridget. Go on, you can get that.

No, no, that's probably the wrong
number. No, I insist.

I got a rule. We don't hide anything in
this company. So, if you get a phone

call, you take it in front of everybody.

Go on, speakerphone it.

Yeah. Hello?

What the heck is going on?

We... What's going on is that we have to
go get the ridescape car. Watch for

sidescape!

And you're going to do just fine. You
two are the most inconsiderate guys I've

ever met.

Way worse than Mike Hicks? Way worse.

That is low.

Hold on. No, no, hold on. Listen, we're
sorry we've been such jerks. You got to

let us make it up to you. We'll take you
to the crabbers game tonight.

Yeah, it'll be awesome.

Four of us.

Driving up to the Crabbers game in this
door.

Bro.

Somebody stole our car.

We walked nine miles from Lensica Beach.
And why?

Because our car was stolen.

I left my shoes in the car, and my feet
are sensitive.

The riot rig's been stolen, and we have
to make an appearance at the... crabbers

game in three hours oh i got an idea
stall stall yeah i like it buy

more time not like hide out in a
bathroom stall until this whole thing

over stolen cars don't just blow over
you have to tell it

my guys i got your text i don't know why

but mr cuplick loves you which means he
loves me which means i love you that's

great eddie yeah Life is great for Eddie
Colletti right now, and I don't want to

jinx it, but it looks like my sweat
seals are holding up. I haven't sweat a

in 12 hours.

Eddie, we got to tell you something, and
you're not going to like it. What? Why?

Please don't stress me. He's going to
stress me, isn't he?

The thing is... There's Team Couplet.

Get your pigs in a poke, boys, because
we're going to town.

You're not going to believe this, but
we're expecting like five zillion people

at the Crabbers game tonight.

And before it skips my mind, be sure and
park the ride -skates car out front

where everybody can see it. It's a real
eye -catcher.

Oh, sir, the thing about the car is...
The car?

No, not the car.

Oh, no. I think I'm springing a leak.

Oh, whoa! Oh!

Doggone it, Coletta! Get control of
yourself!

You're sweating at me.

Now, what's this about the car?

It's been stolen, sir.

Stolen? Uh, the car is insured, sir, and
I can file a police report, but you

have every right to be upset.

Upset? You're darn tootin' I'm upset.
I'm real upset.

No, uh, listen.

That's cold, laddie.

I am madder than a toad in a hot
skillet. And when I get mad, I fire

Mr. Complex, sir, we're really sorry.

Yeah, please don't fire us. Oh, I'm not
gonna fire you boys. I'm gonna fire him.

He fired Eddie.

Was he Eddie Coletti?

Our first gay rep?

I'm never going to forget him.

Me neither.

So we put together a mushy tribute.

Would you roll the mushy tribute,
please?

I can't believe I'm never going to see
that sweaty lug again.

Luke, it can't end like this.

Eddie's more than our manager.

He's our friend.

We have to find a way to convince Mr.
Kublik to give Eddie his job back.

Okay, how about this?

We find the riot rig, we steal it back,
we get to the Crabbers game, and Mr.

Kublik gets so happy that he hires Eddie
back.

I like it.

But we don't know who the bus waxer is
that stole our car.

Luke, think.

Who is the biggest bus waxer?

We know.

My kicks.

I'm talking about a certain astronaut
who hates us.

And it's time for Crabbers Baseball.

I'm Trevor Flapp, and today's game is
brought to you by Riot Skates.

I know we're all looking forward to that
cool Riot Skates car taking a lap

during the seventh inning stretch.

That's a nice -looking porterhouse steak
you got there, Luce.

Thanks, bro.

Think I should turn the porterhouse
steak over?

Yeah, why don't you cook the other side
for a while?

I think an astronaut just entered our
orbit.

Why don't you let that porterhouse steak
stay on the coals for a little while

longer? You know how I like them burnt.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You
don't treat a porterhouse like that.

Take this pig off the grill.

As soon as you tell us where our car is.

I don't know where your dang car is.

Mr. Johnson, you've wanted it gone since
we got it. Now tell us where it is or

the state gets it.

Okay, okay, okay, I'll tell you
everything. Just please stop burning

beautiful piece of beef.

Hey, look, I admit, I had your car
towed. What?

It was parked in a red zone.

No, it wasn't.

Your car wasn't stolen. It's sitting
down at the city tow yard right now.

He's giving me a mistake.

Let's roll.

Come to papa.

There it is. Dinkle,

that's him.

Sorry, boys. I'm off the clock.

And this time you're not going to be
able to buy me off with a piece of

Toofy. That'll work.

All right. I'm looking the other way.

This didn't happen. Nudge, nudge, wink,
wink, tickle the queen.

Wait, huh?

I think it means we can go in.

Uh,

Dingle, what is that?

Oh, that's Molly, the guard ostrich.

Be careful. She's a feisty one.

Lock up when you're done.

Bro, I don't know about this.

I got it covered. Hey, you go fire up
the rig.

Ostriches dig me.

Eric Royster stepping to the plate.

You know, the crowd seems a little down
because that darn Riot skate car has yet

to make an appearance.

Peanuts. Get your peanuts. Who wants
peanuts? All right.

Now batting, number 10, Eric Royster.

Royster steps to the plate.

First pitch, he sends to a straightaway
center.

The Mennies should have this for out
number three.

Oh, wait.

It's the Riot skate car.

This is trouble for the Crabbers.

Two runs are going to score.

Wubbles makes the catch.

Holy Toledo, the Crabbers win.

Now that's what I call baseball.

Riot Gates made the appearance of a
lifetime.

And we hung around after the game and
passed out some gear.

Mr. Kupflick was glad to see us.

But nobody was happier than Eddie.

Because Mr. Kupflick gave him his job
back.

Don't you love it when stuff gets
wrapped up like that?

So, the moral of the story is, don't
date girls that are attractive.

Okay? Because attractive girls will...
No, no, no, no, no, Luke. The moral of

the story is, do your job and then do
other fun stuff or your manager could

fired. That's good, bro. I gotta write
that down in my journal.

Oh, from now on, I'm writing down
everything.

Fun facts, tidbits, messages, recipes,
baseball statistics, galaxies, sock

sizes, monkeys per capita, how long I
can hold my breath, Zodiac Signs,

underwear.

Bridget, Monica, we know we messed up
bad. You gotta let us make it up to you.

This isn't so bad.

Yeah, this is nothing.

Molly?