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Okay, Eddie, what's up?

Yeah, you're sweating. Is it bad news?

No, boy, this is happy, excited, glorious sweat.

Mmm.

Can you smell the difference, huh?

Smell the joy.

A little bit of Friday.

Okay, look, I am crazy stoked about our new ad campaign, Roll Into Summer.

Nice. Yeah. Eddie Coletti, marketing genius.

Anyway, the best part of our new campaign is we are going to add another

sponsored skater.

Another sponsored skater? We're the two faces of Riot Skates. Three faces of

Riot Skates? That's like a horror movie.

Another skater?

Eddie, with all due respect, that is a terrible idea.

You want this guy to represent Riot Skates?

Besides, you're not going to be able to find another great skater. You're right.

I'm not.

You are.

Really? Again with the spit?

Quit surprising us.

Oh, I'm so sorry about that.

Oh, and by the way, the new skater has got to be a girl.

Uh, check.

Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't believe what happened. Yes, I know,

Don't forget that I'm a genius. Are you crazy? Someone should be listening to

us. Wait, don't tell me. Not again.

Would you just calm down? Is there a problem?

Let's get a pizza.

And then we'll act like nothing ever happened. Calm down.

It's only Tuesday.

We'll get a pizza.

And hope that no one overheard us talking. Calm down. Cause I'm a genius.

It's only Thursday.

And by tomorrow we'll have everything just fine.

Okay, to recap, Eddie gave us our marching orders that we had to find a

could travel with us for two weeks on our Roland de Summer tour.

She had to be cool, an awesome skater, and she could not be a bus waxer. Oh,

wait, wait, add on that she can't have more than 12 fingers.

I'm not putting that on the board.

She has to have smooth style.

Oh, oh, put on there that she has to have luxurious lemony fresh hair.

Bro, take this seriously. We have a responsibility.

All right, can you at least put lemony up there?

No. He won't even give me one.

Enough talk, bro. It's time for us to go find the perfect gator girl.

Well, bro, looks like we're out of luck.

No girls here.

Spoke too soon?

Hi, baby, it's at two o 'clock.

Lovely Mr.

Guy with long hair. Just wanted to say, hey, bro, keep it manly.

Girl's a guy. Yeah.

It's going to be tougher than we thought.

Well, not if we find that certain place.

Rob, please don't start this again. There's no such thing as Skater Girl

Highway. So there's a local legend called Skater Girl Island, a magical

where there's no guys, just girls shredding it up.

Personally, I don't believe in it. Well, I didn't believe in ranch flavoring

until I actually tasted a ranch.

If there's any chance this place does exist, there's one guy who would know.

long, Karen.

Goodbye, Shoshanna.

Later, Linda.

I don't need you. I don't need you.

Tojo, are you tearing up the black book?

Yep. I've upgraded.

Going digital, so I replaced it with my new Life Master 8G.

Look,

I just downloaded the new Babe Organizer app. Look, it can hold the digits of 20

,000 female ladies. Check it out.

Natural blonde, midtown area.

You have 13 results.

Did you hear that? A baker's dozen. Watch out!

Kojo, I'm happy for you, but we really need to know if there's this place known

as Skater Girl Island.

Skater Girl Island?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Skater Girl Island is located at Elm and Haddock. Baby!

You've given him a secret.

Okay.

Skater Girl Island, here we come.

Dang it. We made a wrong turn somewhere.

Where are you?

Uh, hiya, crowbar.

What's that supposed to mean?

Nothing.

We're gonna wait.

Everyone in Gilroy knows of our town bullies, the Plunk Brothers.

There's six of them. You got Charlie, Arturo, D 'Angelo, Kenny, Deutz, and the

meanest of all, crowbar.

Oh, he's so mean, he even eats succulents.

I don't even know what succulents are.

Succulents. They sound nasty.

Hey!

You don't leave unless we say you can leave.

What are you doing on our side of town?

Succulents.

Did you guys have anything to do with that kid falling from the sky?

Yeah. He got the spa treatment.

Spa? S -P -A.

Secret Plunking Apparatus.

A mixture of alarm and terror with a dash of uh -oh. So beat it, or you're

Take it easy, Crowbar. We're just trying to find Skater Girl Island, okay?

Oh, you mean that magical place with no guys and just girls shredding it up?

It doesn't exist!

Now scram!

Ta -ta, Mr.

Minty.

You're probably wondering why Charlie Plunk called me Mr. Minty. It's because

love Mr. Minty milkshake.

But Burger Barn only sells them once a year.

And in one off season, I had a hankering for them, and I heard the Plunks could

hook me up.

Oh, yeah, that's the ticket. Enjoy your green friend, Waffle, because now you

owe us a favor.

Favor?

All right, whatever.

What worries me is that they still haven't asked me for their favor, which

I owe them.

I owe them a lot.

Elm and Haddock?

There's nothing here.

All right, why did I get all excited?

I don't believe in anything anymore.

Just take it easy, Luz.

Stay professional. Remember why we're here.

Right.

Wait, why are we here? To find the next ride skates, Carl.

All right, right.

Wait, what's going on? We're coming, Pete.

All right.

Oh, no.

They're going to throw us into a steaming pit of muck.

That's a lot of muck.

Wait.

Are you the queen?

Silence.

Sanctuary. Well, we didn't mean to invade, Miss.

We just need to find some skater girls.

We need nothing from you. It's actually kind of a cool thing. We're looking for

the next right skates girl.

Oh, my gosh! Is this for your roll -into -summer promo tour?

Yep, that's it.

Huddle up!

I think the queen's in my shop class.

Enough!

Spread the word and skater girls from near and far will hear of your desires.

Under one condition.

A little smooch?

No!

You must leave here and never, never return to Skater Girl Island.

Do we have a deal?

Deal.

Everyone,

I want to thank you for coming to the audition. Please have your skating

out and ready.

Thank you. Cake.

Six. Good teeth.

This likes kangaroos.

Thanks, Lola.

Entry saved.

Baby, you've made my life so much better.

That entry's never been easier.

Oh.

State your name, age, and anything gross about you.

Ow! No!

No! Ow!

Since you're a fan of Tony Hawk. Why not? He only has the best pro skateboard

record in history.

He's won 72 contests.

And he came in second. 19 times.

Probably she knows her rock.

She has lemony -smelling hair.

She's perfect.

She's perfect.

Well, thank you, Susie.

Vandalincer? Wait, isn't Vandalincer's turkey jerky? Yeah.

That's my family. It's embarrassing. There's so much jerky around the house,

don't know what to do with it.

I know, I know.

Thank you for coming. We're going to put your resume right on top of the fire.

Well, thank you.

Oh, hello.

Hi.

Martha,

so you want to be the new ride skates girl?

What's it to you? Well, I am kind of the one deciding.

Okay, Martha.

It says under special skills that you have a hairy foot.

Are you calling me a liar?

No. No. You can keep it on. You can keep it on. Get back in the show!

Get back in the show!

Okay, Martha.

We'll put your photo on top.

The special fly.

Thank you so much, everyone. We will go over those resumes, and we will announce

tomorrow who is in the semifinals.

It was great meeting everyone.

Any questions?

Oh.

Waffles, it's payback time.

Now you're going to repay us the favor.

Oh, the favor.

What are you doing with that loaf of bread?

Mother's making garlic bread.

But that's none of your beeswax!

Oh, no!

All right, Waffles, here's the deal. You're going to rig the Riot Skates

contest. Yeah. What?

I can't do that. Oh, really?

Maybe this will change your mind.

Presenting the SPA secret plunking apparatus.

Yeah. Looks like an atomic toilet.

You've got that right.

It's going to launch you to the moon.

Unless you make our sister the Riot Skates girl.

Who is your sister?

Luther and I were given a sacred mission to find the ultimate Riot Skates girl.

At first, I thought it was an impossible task.

But this Tuesday, girl, it's all good.

Okay, this is bad, all right? The plunks are saying I have to make their hairy

-footed sister, Martha, the right skates girl. Or else they're going to launch

me in their atomic toilet.

Did I mention she has a hairy foot?

Okay, let's do this. Big day!

All right, so we narrowed down the pack from yesterday, and now we're going to

ask each of the girls a skateboard -related question and see how they

I'm loving it. And then we're going to put them on their boards and see how

do.

What do you mean she's not gonna make it, Doc?

All the skater girls in Gilroy are here, and I need their digital dating data.

Don't pull the plug, Doc!

Don't pull the plug!

Oh, no!

Ah!

Wah!

Wah!

Okay, thank you, Debbie.

Okay, and last but certainly not least, Susie Vandalencer.

Susie. If you were the right skates girl, how would you use your position to

make the world a better place for skateboarders everywhere?

If I were the right skates girl, I would act as a skate ambassador and give

skateboards to all the hungry children in the world.

Thank you.

Oh, I think we found our right skates girl.

That answer was lame.

Oh, Eddie, how about one more really good applicant?

What? Martha?

What?

What is she doing here?

Martha, remember her from yesterday?

We loved her.

We did? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, Martha, if you were a Riot Skates girl,

how would you use your position to make the world a better place for

skateboarders everywhere?

Like I'd give a squirt!

Great answer.

Great answer. Good answer.

Luther, what's going on with you?

I like her, bro. Okay, she's edgy. She's fun.

She does that every five minutes.

Luther, we need to discuss this. And we will, right after the skateboarding.

Awesome.

Talking about that was awesome. Oh, you guys want to be awesome? Huh?

Martha!

Get ready. She's going to knock you out.

What? I told you. Let's make it official. Martha!

Are you out of your mind?

We're not picking her, so just deal with it.

Hey, guys.

So is it taken care of?

Is our sister the new Riot Skates girl?

I don't really fly.

But I found a way better way to pay you guys back.

Pudding? Yeah.

All right, and you're welcome. We don't want this stinking pudding. We prefer

flan. We had a deal.

Looks like someone could use a spa treatment.

I don't want this. I believe we have an opening.

Now, if you are, I'm not going to lie.

It ain't gonna be pretty. And you're gonna keep getting these spa treatments

every day till you pick our sister. Prepare for a festival of discomfort.

I still can't figure out why Luther was pushing

so hard for that Martha girl.

Sometimes I worry about her.

Hold on, hold on. What happened?

Do you know that girl Martha?

Yeah.

She's a plunk. A plunk? A plunk!

Charlie and Crowbar, they put the squeeze on me to make her the riot

girl. I knew something was fishy.

I'm scared, okay? I can't spend the rest of my life avoiding the plunks.

You won't have to. We're going to go pay him a visit right now.

That look of fear on Luther's face was the same look that kids in the

neighborhood have had for years. All because of the plunks.

But their reign was about to end. How?

Every bully has a weakness.

Here's your boneless rib sandwich, Marvin.

No longer available in stores.

Beat it!

Hey, Kidman, that's crime.

Okay, Crowbar, I'm issuing you a challenge. Me against you.

Huh? A challenge?

That's everybody's weakness.

How about it, Crowbar? If you win, Martha can be the new Riot Skates girl.

But if I win, you have to stop bullying Luther.

Yeah! And every other kid in town.

So what's it gonna be?

I need you back down.

Fine!

What's the stupid challenge?

We're gonna grind across the steaming pit of muck.

Longest grind wins.

We've temporarily opened our sanctuary for this test of will. And only one

be victor.

I'm cool with it.

But you go first.

Your turn.

Wait!

You know, Luke, I think things are going to be a little different around here

from now on.

A little better?

So, the Plunk family bullying business was shut down for good. Turns out Martha

didn't even want to be a skateboarder after all. In fact, what she wanted to

was...

A Mexican wrestler.

No,

it was a crazy week, but I gotta tell you, it was all worth it. We found the

perfect skater girl, and we made her an official member of the Riot Skates team.

Susie Vandalenser, do you swear on this skateboard to uphold the integrity and

supreme awesomeness of Riot Skates?

Oh, and to not be a bus waxer.

I do. And by the power vested in us by Riot Skate, we now pronounce you an

official sponsored skater.

All right, all right, all right.

Susie, congratulations.

Thank you. Guys, nice job.

Oh, I got to teach you how to spill butter. Like this, like that, and then

hit really hard.

That's our girl.

And so, Life Master 8G, I give you back to the Earth, and we'll forever cherish

the time that we spent together.

Come on, Kaja, let's go.

Let's go.

What was that?

Phone's ringing.

Oh, baby!

She's alive!

That was me.

Hello?