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Here you go. Thanks, Mom.

Ginger, ginger, ginger, ginger.

These are the great Bobby Dicey.

Does this mean... Holy frillies, I won!

That's right. I won lunch with the Bobby Dicey. In case you've been living under

a rock, the guy's the world's greatest daredevil. If it's crazy, dangerous, or

borderline stupid, Dicey's done it. We have a clip, right?

Check it out.

Dude's been a huge inspiration my whole life. And get this.

Before he retires, Bobby says he'll be tackling one last stunt right here in

Gilroy. Can't wait to tell Lou.

Bro,

I have big news. Wait, wait, wait. No, it's the dance hall news, okay? Bro,

Jack Bean compared to the news I got for you.

I want the Bobby Dicey contest!

What? Stop saying what I'm saying. You're freaking me out.

Cows have seven stomachs.

Wait, so we both won?

I guess so.

Hey, Thumb! Who won the Bobby Dicey contest?

Oh, it's me!

Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't believe what happened yet. No, maybe.

forget that I'm a genius. Are you crazy? Someone could be listening to us. Wait,

don't tell me. Not again.

Would you just calm down? Is there a problem?

Let's get a pizza.

This will act like nothing ever happened. Calm down. It's only Tuesday.

We'll get a pizza.

And hope that no one ever heard us talking. Calm down. Cause I'm a genius.

It's only Thursday.

town one.

But you know what? It doesn't matter because we get to have lunch with the

Dice. The only man to surf down the side of the volcano on hot lava.

Oh, no!

Yes! It really is me, Bobby Dice.

As you can see, I have a flare with a dramatic.

See, a lot of your minds are blown right now.

I find it helpful for fans such as yourselves to reach out and physically

me to prove the moment's really happening.

Oh, that's buttery. Now, I have a surprise for you. I hope this is about

because I haven't eaten in three days.

There is no lunch.

What I am offering to feed you is far better.

Dinner? No.

An opportunity.

I'm looking for someone in here to become a member of my team for my final

stunt.

After a behind -the -scenes access, learning my secrets, and getting in

inside the mind of a man who lives on the edge.

How does that sound?

Sounds amazing!

Getting to work with the Bobby Dicey on his final stunt, this is a once -in -a

-lifetime opportunity. And we're going to do whatever it takes to win this

thing.

Yes, we will.

Don't do that!

Some good daredevil in Luke.

Thanks, pal.

We love you, Bobby!

Not just anyone can make it onto my team.

Being a daredevil is serious business.

Are you chewing gum, Rick?

I guess you could say that.

What about you?

You chewing on anything?

Just adrenaline, sir.

I like that. Me too.

All righty, then.

If you think you might have what it takes, go home.

That's right.

Get out of here.

But if you know you have what it takes, then meet me in my truck in an hour.

Mr. Bobby, sir!

What? I was just wondering what kind of cool secret stuff you got going on in

there.

That's none of your business.

You got that, muchacho?

Okay,

it's go time!

Bobby, you won.

Nobody won.

I didn't see what I was looking for.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. So you're telling me that we busted our humps all

for nothing?

Afraid you're going to have to watch a stunt on TV just like everybody else.

Friday night, 10, 9 central.

Ah.

Wake!

I didn't want to win anyway.

Because I got a thing.

Super hot date on Friday.

Yeah, right.

How could Bobby not pick us? We killed it out there. I know, you even did pinky

push -ups, and I'm pretty sure those are impossible.

Maybe I blew up my urine test.

Luke, there was no urine test.

Ooh.

Man, I just wanted to see a sneak peek of his new stunt.

You know what?

We're gonna get that sneak peek.

Because we've earned it.

You know the plan?

Ready to do your thing?

Yeah, I got it, bro.

As you know, Luther plays a mean harmonica. The best part is, he's

to play a special chord that can make anyone fall asleep instantly.

Snooze, Monica.

Works every time.

Bro, I think I'll go human battering ram on this thing right now. Hang on.

That works, too.

Oh, what do you think's under there, huh?

If it's a robot dolphin, I'm going to flip out.

He's going to shoot himself out of a cannon.

Yes.

Well.

Oh, boy.

Uh, Mr.

Dice, we can explain why we're in here. See, Luther, he was looking for his

lucky... Oh, why?

I found it.

Don't con me, boys.

First off, you two get past my bodyguard, Norman.

The best in the business.

Then, you manage to get through that steel door somehow.

All to get an eyeful on my latest stunt?

Well, when you say it like that, it sounds sort of... Sort of what?

Stupid? Ill -advised?

Off -the -charts gutsy?

You bet your haunches, Vince, which is why you boys have won.

What? You passed the test.

Welcome to Team Dicey.

Oh, we made it.

I'm not quite sure what to make of that, but whatever lubes you two.

Ready for an honest day's work, fellow Team Dicey members?

You bet, fellow Team Dicey members. It's not every day that two guys get to work

on a human cannon.

Guys, they picked you? Chum Panties?

Yeah. Said we share the same daredevil -y blood.

Oh, go.

What do you care? You said you didn't want to win, that you got a hot date,

remember? Oh, she is way hot.

She's a model.

A model?

Wow. That's impressive.

We'd love to meet her. Yeah. Why don't you bring her to the stunt?

I'll act as Pat.

Yeah.

No problem.

Can't wait.

See ya.

Done. Simple.

This little filly is going to fire me 300 miles an hour through those tiny

openings in those rock -hard walls without an inch to spare.

Then, if I'm lucky, I'll land in that net with my guts still on the inside.

Are you sure you're going to make it?

That's what 10 million people are going to pay 50 bucks each to find out.

Let's test the firing mechanism.

It's here.

It's VL -90 rocket fuel.

Had NASA whip it up for me.

Not sure how much I need, though. I'm thinking two, maybe three squirts.

What do you think, Red?

Oh, three, definitely. More is always better. I like the way you think.

Three it is.

I'm thinking too much Rocket Girl.

Hello. Acme Modeling Agency?

Yes. I'd like to place an order for one beautiful hot model. Certainly. Are you

a photographer?

No, I am not a photographer. I just need a really hot date.

Huh?

Hello? Hello?

Oh.

Well, hello.

I'm thinking you, me, tomorrow night.

What do you say?

you a whopper.

Okay.

Our measurements are correct.

No one in here should make it through these three walls into the net without a

scratch. Let's do this.

It's supposed to go through the hole, right?

Bobby, if that had been you, you'd be toast.

You're right, Zeke.

The only thing to do now is eat.

You guys are cleaned up. Let's chow down.

So, Bobby, that stunt, it's pretty hairy, even for you. Are you sure you're

ready? If I didn't know you better, I'd think you were questioning my method,

Zeke. No, it's just that the stunt hasn't been going too well. Fork that

thought!

Why did you have to even say anything?

Now he's all weird and freaky. I'm just trying to figure out why he's so bent on

hitting the concrete at 300 miles an hour. But relax.

Boys, I got somebody I want you to meet.

This here's Otis.

He's a Tasmanian snapping weasel. Pretty docile creatures, really.

Until you feed him.

Now I want you to reach in that box and get that drumstick.

I think it'd take my arm off. It might. It might not.

I'm trying to teach you something.

Go get it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, you can't touch that critter. He's got a bad

tooth. All right, be smart.

Okay, peace.

That's really fun, bro. How'd that feel?

Awesome. It's like my stomach's doing a 180.

That 180 feeling you got going in your gut? That's what us stair devils live

for. That means you're on the road to greatness.

Yeah. It's my turn, yeah?

Not bad,

Bobby. Getting your bell run red, it's all part of the game.

Let's eat.

Oh, we get this.

Oh, good.

Oh, bro, check this out. This one's my favorite. It's where Dicey dived

headfirst off that building into the piranha tent.

Look, you can't let Bobby do that stuff.

The dude is not thinking straight. He had one too many knocks to the noggin.

He's gonna shoot himself out of a cannon.

I don't want to scrape our idol off of the wall with a putty knife.

Bro, where are you going?

I'm gonna talk him out of it.

Bro, what are you doing with that thing?

Blocked the cannon.

With a pillow.

Fine, I'll use my cannon core.

Okay, it's official.

Guy's office rocker. Okay, well, let's get out of here before he ties us up and

has us screaming for hello.

What are you doing here?

You weren't followed, were you? Not that I know of.

Oh, no, he's doing math with letters, bro.

Bobby, while I were here at 3 .30 in the morning, it's because we were worried

about you.

What is all that?

Stunt. What?

You didn't think I was going to wing it, did you?

I go over every probability and possibility so I don't wind up at a

My own.

So all those splattered melons were just a part of your process.

Absolutely.

And it doesn't hurt to have an engineering degree from a little school

Stanford University.

Ever hear of it? Yeah.

Sure you have.

Because it's a real kick -butt school.

I'm totally surprised by what we found.

I guess it goes to show you that people don't pay to see an engineer.

They pay to see an entertainer. And there's no bigger entertainer than Bobby

Dicey.

That's great, Bobby. We'll let you get some rest. We'll see you tomorrow.

Oh, Bobby, you've got to give me one more shot with Otis.

If you feel it, Red, go for it.

The good news is Bobby didn't croak, but he was seriously injured, which meant

that 10 million fans weren't going to get to see his final stunt.

And as one of those 10 million fans, I was bummed.

Got anything to add, Luth?

No.

Way to go, Red. That clavicle was the only bone I hadn't broken yet. Oh,

Bobby.

Look, I appreciate you guys helping me with the stunt.

But it hurts my heart, me, to have to call it off and disappoint all my fans.

Maybe you don't have to call it off.

Bobby, I can do it. What are you talking about? You're not even in a squirrel

bank.

Yeah, but no, but in your suit and helmet, everyone's going to think it's

See, I get what you're doing, but this is dangerous.

You're a skater. You've got your whole career to think about. And skaters don't

back down from challenges any more than daredevils do.

That's impressive.

All right, all from you, Bobby.

Dale Davis here, coming to you live from Gilroy, California, where the great

Bobby Dicey will attempt to do the impossible once more.

Can he do it?

The world awaits when we return.

Bobby! Bobby!

Bobby!

So, bro, how does it feel to be an official daredevil? If I don't splatter

front of a million people, it'll be great.

So she's all fueled up?

Yeah, just like Bobby said, 1 .2339 scoops, give or take.

What up, Julio?

Just wanted to stop by, show you what I got on my arm.

A model.

She's big.

That's right, baby.

That's real.

Just wanted to say good luck.

And remember, you're Bobby Dicey now. So don't forget to salute the flag and

wave to the cameras.

You got it.

You got that 180 feeling in your gut?

Big time.

Good. Use that.

You're gonna be great, Zeke.

Thanks, Bobby.

Look, bro, just don't forget to stop, okay?

All right?

You got this.

And away we go!

nerves of steel spine of titanium if i was sitting down i'd be on the edge of

seat

Bobby Dicey has shocked the world!

Oh, I thought you were a daughter.

Are you kidding me? That was cake.

Yeah!

Bobby Dicey!

Yeah!

Well, Bobby, it was one heck of a ride.

Enjoy your retirement.

You know, after watching you on TV, I realized I could never walk away from

this.

So you're not retiring?

Heck no.

Too much fun.

That's why I just booked a five -city tour. And you two are welcome to join me

anytime.

That'd be awesome.

Hey, Bobby, you gotta give me one more shot. Come on, man. All right, Red.

If you're feeling it. Yeah?

All right. I'm feeling this.

Yeah, bud.

Luke, I wouldn't recommend that. Oh, no, I got this.

All right.

You sleeping?

Bro, let it go.

Stay there, little buddy.

Watch your head.

We'll have one smoothie and that bear claw right there.

No, no, not that one. That one.

Baby, will you help out?