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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:07,500 Well, it's a typical Christmas in California. 2 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:11,680 70 degrees, the surfing is great, and everyone's out of school going bonkers. 3 00:00:11,940 --> 00:00:12,940 20 minutes? 4 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:14,980 But for Luce, Christmas ain't that fun. 5 00:00:15,300 --> 00:00:18,760 He gets sort of edgy. It's gonna be another 20, so I can't even get a good 6 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:19,760 in. 7 00:00:19,980 --> 00:00:21,440 Luce, it's Christmas. 8 00:00:21,740 --> 00:00:22,980 You just gotta deal with it. 9 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:24,500 Have a piece of toast. 10 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:27,240 An NP? 11 00:00:28,610 --> 00:00:32,509 A thinking end piece. Can I not get anything nice around here? 12 00:00:32,729 --> 00:00:34,410 We get stressed during the holidays. 13 00:00:35,030 --> 00:00:38,450 Sorry. I get like that, too. And it's not just because we can't get a good 14 00:00:38,450 --> 00:00:41,490 in. Luce and I have got good reason not to dig Christmas anymore. 15 00:00:41,770 --> 00:00:44,170 Ever since we've gotten older, we've gotten lousier presents. 16 00:00:44,530 --> 00:00:45,610 You ain't lying. 17 00:00:46,010 --> 00:00:47,010 Socks and underwear. 18 00:00:47,230 --> 00:00:50,710 Socks and underwear. I mean, I know that Christmas is about giving and not 19 00:00:50,710 --> 00:00:52,270 getting, but this is out of control. 20 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:55,830 And poor Luce has got it worse than I do. My family's crafty, so they make 21 00:00:55,830 --> 00:00:59,120 stuff. Last Christmas, my Nana knitted this baseball glove. 22 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:01,080 And that. 23 00:01:01,180 --> 00:01:04,900 But if there was one thing that Zeke and I wanted, I know what it would be. 24 00:01:05,180 --> 00:01:07,080 Don't say it, Luke. We promised we wouldn't torture ourselves. 25 00:01:08,820 --> 00:01:09,820 The Turf Monster. 26 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:11,180 And we said it. 27 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:15,740 The Turf Monster! You know you want it. 28 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:17,940 The Turf Monster! 29 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:19,600 You know you want it. 30 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:21,660 The Turf Monster! 31 00:01:21,940 --> 00:01:23,500 You know you want it. 32 00:01:23,770 --> 00:01:28,290 Man, I want it. I mean, imagine the places we could take that thing. But now 33 00:01:28,290 --> 00:01:31,410 that we're older, the days of getting good presents are long gone. 34 00:01:31,610 --> 00:01:32,970 I mean, seriously, Luke, come here. 35 00:01:34,430 --> 00:01:36,350 Please, for me, just eat a cantaloupe and relax. 36 00:01:36,790 --> 00:01:37,910 I don't want a cantaloupe. 37 00:01:38,370 --> 00:01:42,030 I want a middle piece of bread, not a butt beat. 38 00:01:43,990 --> 00:01:46,610 That wasn't supposed to happen. 39 00:01:54,620 --> 00:01:55,980 Sorry about that, sir. 40 00:01:58,940 --> 00:02:01,520 Dude, we messed up Santa bad. 41 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:07,240 Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't believe what happened. Yes, no, maybe. 42 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:11,420 Don't forget that I'm a genius. Are you crazy? Someone should be listening to 43 00:02:11,420 --> 00:02:13,300 us. Wait, don't tell me. Not again. 44 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:15,820 Would you just calm down? Is there a problem? 45 00:02:16,140 --> 00:02:17,200 Let's get a pizza. 46 00:02:17,420 --> 00:02:19,380 And then we'll act like nothing ever happened. 47 00:02:31,340 --> 00:02:37,620 Hey, bingo gels, bingo gels, bingo gels. Hold on. 48 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:38,880 Santa, sir. 49 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:40,100 How many fingers? 50 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:44,220 I think he's hungry. 51 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:51,760 You know this guy over here? Of course I know him, you doorknob. 52 00:02:52,580 --> 00:02:54,560 Come on, old -timer. 53 00:02:54,780 --> 00:02:59,140 Snap out of it. Oh, bingo gels, bingo gels. 54 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:01,660 You've got to be kidding me. 55 00:03:01,980 --> 00:03:06,280 I finally find the most legit -looking Santa in the history of all Santas. Some 56 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:07,560 yahoo throws a melon. 57 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:08,840 Yeah, I hate melons. 58 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,160 Look at him. He's perfect. 59 00:03:11,540 --> 00:03:13,480 Real beard, rosy cheeks. 60 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:21,500 Don't worry, sir. I mean... What do you mean, don't worry? We have a job at the 61 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:26,420 Gilroy Galleria in 45 minutes. Yeah? What kind of job? He's a mall Santa, you 62 00:03:26,420 --> 00:03:27,420 hockey puck. 63 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:30,320 Kids sit on his lap, parents snap a picture. 64 00:03:30,580 --> 00:03:31,580 So what do you do? 65 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:33,400 I'm a pro basketball player. 66 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:36,400 You know, I don't like you. 67 00:03:36,660 --> 00:03:39,820 Well, Mr. Alpha, we'll take him to the doctor, but I'm sure he's going to be 68 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:40,820 fine. 69 00:03:41,780 --> 00:03:43,640 I don't know if the elf is mean. 70 00:03:45,460 --> 00:03:50,840 Ladies and gentlemen, The toy sensation of the Christmas season, the Pootie Poo. 71 00:03:51,220 --> 00:03:56,520 As you know, these lovable little things, pooties, are sold out in stores. 72 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:58,960 Probably because I bought them all back in July. 73 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:03,080 Question from John Q. Customer. 74 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:05,400 Do you offer free gift wrapping? 75 00:04:05,740 --> 00:04:07,220 Yes, we do, for $9 .95. 76 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,720 Okay, step on up, one for customer. 77 00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:15,000 Follow -up question. I noticed the hefty $75 price tag. May I use a coupon from 78 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 the Rib Shack? 79 00:04:16,140 --> 00:04:17,180 No, Ozzie. 80 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:19,420 This is highway robbery! 81 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:21,060 I'll take one. 82 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:22,440 Cutting. Possible cut. 83 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:27,860 Doctor says Santa's going to be fine. He just needs a lot of food and a lot of 84 00:04:27,860 --> 00:04:30,240 rest. Yeah. He's on his third bowl of soup. 85 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:32,320 He doesn't seem tired. 86 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:37,400 There's got to be another Santa who needs an elf. What's he doing? Hey, what 87 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:40,480 about old Gus Philpot? Talking to his agent. He said what? 88 00:04:41,140 --> 00:04:43,520 Well, tell him he's got an anger problem. 89 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:47,940 I got bupkis. Thanks for ruining my Christmas. 90 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:52,160 Wait a second. What about your job at the mall? What about all the kids 91 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:53,099 to see Santa? 92 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:55,340 All those kids waiting to see Santa. 93 00:04:55,740 --> 00:04:58,220 Don't put this on me. You guys messed this thing up. 94 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:03,920 Okay, Leith, I know that we have issues with Christmas, but this doesn't feel 95 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:04,920 good. 96 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:10,900 Those kids, those lovable, stinking kids are just waiting. 97 00:05:12,260 --> 00:05:13,260 What are you thinking? 98 00:05:18,770 --> 00:05:19,770 Hey, you want to do this? 99 00:05:20,050 --> 00:05:21,050 Let's do it. 100 00:05:26,930 --> 00:05:27,930 What'd I do? 101 00:05:29,290 --> 00:05:30,290 Hey, 102 00:05:31,430 --> 00:05:32,950 kid, what do you want for Christmas? 103 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:39,630 Okay. 104 00:05:41,470 --> 00:05:43,980 Don't you think you're a little old? a pain on Santa's lap, kid? 105 00:05:44,340 --> 00:05:47,240 Some say I'm too old for pacifiers, but they relax me. 106 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:49,700 I'll tell you, what do you want for Christmas? 107 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:51,899 Oh, nothing. 108 00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:52,900 Just felt like chatting. 109 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:57,380 Okay, all right. Okay, let's... Come on, Jack! 110 00:06:13,260 --> 00:06:15,540 What have we got here? Looks just like a workshop at home. 111 00:06:16,340 --> 00:06:17,340 Okay, 112 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:21,400 random Santa guy, I'm going to have to ask you to leave my garage and... 113 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:29,640 Ladies? 114 00:06:30,220 --> 00:06:31,220 You're fired! 115 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:36,760 Hey, you've got some skills, Big Red. Well, I've had a little practice. 116 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:38,920 Nice laugh. 117 00:06:39,060 --> 00:06:40,300 Way to keep things Christmassy. 118 00:06:40,620 --> 00:06:44,270 So here's the deal. Basically, I... I have 24 hours to unload a pallet of 119 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:46,630 poopies. I need some serious help around here. 120 00:06:46,890 --> 00:06:47,890 What do you say? 121 00:06:47,930 --> 00:06:49,970 You do the wrapping, I'll do the selling. 122 00:06:50,330 --> 00:06:53,450 Well, Santa's got a lot of presents to deliver tonight. 123 00:06:54,910 --> 00:06:57,810 All right, one question. 124 00:06:58,990 --> 00:07:00,750 What are you going to do with the money you make? 125 00:07:01,110 --> 00:07:02,290 Spa weekend, baby. 126 00:07:03,070 --> 00:07:05,250 Massage, manicure, pedicure, the work. 127 00:07:05,870 --> 00:07:09,530 Why? Because I deserve it. You know, this is the season of... Giving, yeah. 128 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:14,420 Please. Call me Santa. 129 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:18,600 Hey, I'll buy you the Prince of Pancakes if you just keep rapping like that. 130 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:19,880 Yeah. 131 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:23,500 All right, kid, what can Santa get you this Christmas? 132 00:07:23,740 --> 00:07:25,160 I want the Turf Monster. 133 00:07:26,460 --> 00:07:31,740 I know you want it. It's got fat tires for going off -road? Yes, kid, I know. 134 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:35,060 Santa knows exactly what a Turf Monster is. You couldn't handle that much 135 00:07:35,060 --> 00:07:36,060 awesomeness. 136 00:07:37,660 --> 00:07:40,040 Dude, sorry. You want a candy cane? 137 00:07:41,220 --> 00:07:42,220 Thanks for stopping by. 138 00:07:42,660 --> 00:07:44,540 All right, come on. You know where to go. 139 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:46,039 All right, bro. 140 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:48,340 Good Christmas deed done. Let's get out of here. 141 00:07:48,540 --> 00:07:51,740 I'm sort of bummed. All these kids talking about these Christmas gifts 142 00:07:51,740 --> 00:07:53,760 going to get. I know. Everyone's going to be looking forward to Christmas 143 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:54,780 morning except us. 144 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,100 Oh, Santa, baby! 145 00:07:57,420 --> 00:07:58,820 Don't forget my candy! 146 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:00,679 Oh, no. 147 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:01,700 Here comes Kirby. 148 00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:06,020 Just when we thought it couldn't get any worse, up walked Kirby Cheddar, the 149 00:08:06,020 --> 00:08:07,380 most spoiledest kid in Gilroy. 150 00:08:07,740 --> 00:08:08,740 Check it out. 151 00:08:08,830 --> 00:08:14,550 Limited edition air dampening. $3 ,000 gold watch. Yeah, rumor has it his 152 00:08:14,550 --> 00:08:16,190 underwear is lined with lamb foot. 153 00:08:16,410 --> 00:08:18,610 But really, Kirby's smile says it all. 154 00:08:18,850 --> 00:08:21,570 This is the smile of a kid who gets everything he wants. 155 00:08:22,170 --> 00:08:25,310 Judge, write down anything he says, and I'll get it for him. 156 00:08:25,770 --> 00:08:26,770 Okay, 157 00:08:27,330 --> 00:08:28,330 let's get started. 158 00:08:28,730 --> 00:08:32,210 I want twinning bicycles, one for weekdays and one for weekends. And like 159 00:08:32,289 --> 00:08:35,909 Luther and I were handed the Christmas miracle we were looking for. I wonder if 160 00:08:35,909 --> 00:08:36,990 Luther's thinking what I'm thinking. 161 00:08:38,579 --> 00:08:41,020 Regia, can you write anything I want on this list? 162 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:43,860 Two turf monsters. 163 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:48,660 And if you get me all those things, it'll be a very good Christmas ending. 164 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:01,920 Please tell me you did what I hope you did. We got two turf monsters. 165 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:12,180 Luke and I covered for you. Oh, I see what's going on. You guys stole my job. 166 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:15,320 No, no, no. We were trying to steal your job. Come on. Take it easy. 167 00:09:17,780 --> 00:09:19,460 I'm done taking it easy. 168 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:21,500 Go, go, go, go. 169 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,080 I'll go get you. 170 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:29,560 It's finally here. 171 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:33,480 Christmas. Besides an angry elf chasing Luke and I, I think it's going to be a 172 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:34,480 good one. 173 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,540 First time in years, I might get a Christmas present that I actually want. 174 00:09:40,020 --> 00:09:41,860 How much is your deluxe spa retreat? 175 00:09:42,580 --> 00:09:44,300 Manicure, pedicure, yogurt wrap. 176 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:47,680 Let 177 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:55,300 me 178 00:09:55,300 --> 00:09:57,220 guess, up all night delivering Christmas presents? 179 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:00,440 Sorry about that. 180 00:10:00,660 --> 00:10:01,700 $500 an hour? 181 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:03,080 No problem. 182 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:04,120 Make it two hours. 183 00:10:16,810 --> 00:10:17,810 Merry Christmas, bro. 184 00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:18,850 You too, bro. 185 00:10:18,930 --> 00:10:19,909 Oh, that's good. 186 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:23,550 Okay, now before Kirby opens our present, don't think I forgot about our 187 00:10:23,550 --> 00:10:24,550 gift. Aw, 188 00:10:25,550 --> 00:10:28,350 $20. Bro, now that's all. 189 00:10:29,490 --> 00:10:30,490 Here's your $20. 190 00:10:31,550 --> 00:10:32,550 Merry Christmas. 191 00:10:33,410 --> 00:10:34,410 Okay. 192 00:10:35,670 --> 00:10:36,970 Now he's taking off the bow. 193 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:38,850 Now he's showing the bow to his mom. 194 00:10:41,890 --> 00:10:43,230 Now he's sniffing the bow. 195 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:45,310 Just hurry up and open it, you little nut! 196 00:11:05,420 --> 00:11:06,780 That's right, you cheese nuts. 197 00:11:07,020 --> 00:11:08,220 I ain't going nowhere! 198 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:13,540 We finally 199 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:20,260 got them. We got our turf monsters. 200 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:23,660 Getting them from Cheddar was easier than we thought. After the coast was 201 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:24,940 we just knocked on the door. 202 00:11:26,740 --> 00:11:30,660 Hello, Mrs. Cheddar. Merry Christmas. Yep, we're collecting unwanted gifts for 203 00:11:30,660 --> 00:11:31,419 the greedy. 204 00:11:31,420 --> 00:11:34,780 Needy. I have two skating boards my bubble cheeks doesn't want. 205 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:36,240 I'll go get them. 206 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:40,240 Oh, here are some holiday perron puddings for you. 207 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:43,040 Double score. 208 00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:46,100 Come on, let's go air these puppies out. 209 00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:51,300 Oh, Mr. 210 00:11:51,660 --> 00:11:53,800 Santa. Are you sleeping? 211 00:11:55,660 --> 00:11:57,600 Time to find out who you really are. 212 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:05,180 Santa Claus, 28 ice... East Road. 213 00:12:05,780 --> 00:12:06,780 North Pole. 214 00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:08,700 Sick ID. 215 00:12:08,860 --> 00:12:10,040 You've got to be kidding me. 216 00:12:12,060 --> 00:12:13,060 Ginger. 217 00:12:14,060 --> 00:12:18,560 Are you looking for something? No, just passing through. You're probably 218 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:20,800 wondering why I'm not up at the North Pole. 219 00:12:21,460 --> 00:12:26,380 Since you mention it. I had a busy night. So I thought I'd rest up a little 220 00:12:26,380 --> 00:12:28,460 before I went back on my long trip home. 221 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:31,660 Right. Well, you better get your rest. 222 00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:34,630 Just lay back. Yep. 223 00:12:35,650 --> 00:12:38,930 And you can just put my wallet back in my coat. 224 00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:47,010 Can't wait to take these babies off for us. 225 00:12:47,230 --> 00:12:48,290 Ooh, the turf monster. 226 00:12:48,870 --> 00:12:52,550 You know you want it. Bro, I'm filled with Christmas vibes right now. 227 00:12:56,070 --> 00:12:57,070 Great. 228 00:12:58,170 --> 00:12:59,330 Hey, Cheddar, what's shaking? 229 00:12:59,950 --> 00:13:00,950 Nothing. 230 00:13:01,310 --> 00:13:02,650 Cheddar, cheer up. 231 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:15,260 Okay, Cheddar, stop crying. 232 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,860 Bro, he's messing up my holiday vibe. 233 00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:22,940 What was I thinking? 234 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:25,300 Cheddar may be spoiled, but he's still a kid. 235 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:29,620 Zeke's not a bad person, okay? He just makes bad decisions sometimes. 236 00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:31,040 Me? What about you? 237 00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:34,380 Yeah, me too. That's right. The point is that we had to do something to make 238 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:35,380 things right. 239 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:36,820 Okay, let's take it out. 240 00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:40,820 Okay, here's what I heard. 241 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:44,620 that Santa was up in Yuba City last night and he had sleigh trouble. 242 00:13:45,180 --> 00:13:49,400 Really? Sleigh trouble? What kind of sleigh trouble? Just sleigh trouble, 243 00:13:49,940 --> 00:13:51,300 Oh, I hear you, bro. 244 00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:55,840 But what kind of sleigh trouble? It doesn't matter. The point is that it's 245 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:59,600 Christmas today, which means technically Santa has till the end of the day to 246 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:02,400 deliver all his Christmas junk. Oh, sleigh trouble. 247 00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:07,380 So I still might get my present? You said it yourself. You've been a good boy 248 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:08,560 all year. You're golden. 249 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:10,620 So, what did you want for Christmas? 250 00:14:10,940 --> 00:14:12,800 I want a booty pool. 251 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:18,360 A booty pool. I think I know... I mean, I think Santa knows exactly where to 252 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:19,360 find one of those. 253 00:14:20,420 --> 00:14:22,920 Sold out? You had a garage full of them. 254 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:24,880 What do you want one for? 255 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,740 We're trying to make a boy's Christmas dreams come true, okay? 256 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:29,960 It's a classic. 257 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,700 Oh, isn't that special? 258 00:14:32,460 --> 00:14:34,200 Last one just went off with that driver. 259 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,760 Yo, buddy, hey! Guys, hold on. 260 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:39,320 This guy can get you one. 261 00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:44,760 Mr. Christmas Wish, Mr. Jolly all the time. Santa, these guys need a Christmas 262 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:49,840 miracle. Look, it just doesn't work that way. I can't possibly just... Didn't 263 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:50,840 think so. 264 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:53,360 The last Poodie Poo and Gilroy is on that delivery truck. 265 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,060 Let's hop on it. 266 00:15:00,980 --> 00:15:04,360 Ginger, I don't think you really understand what Christmas is all about. 267 00:15:04,660 --> 00:15:05,660 Yeah, I do. 268 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,040 It's about a luxurious weekend at the spa. 269 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:11,520 Ginger, Christmas is about giving. 270 00:15:11,820 --> 00:15:13,460 Even your brother Zeke learned that. 271 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:16,500 I am so sick of the Santa act. 272 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:20,740 You want giving? I'll give you this whole stack of cash if you just admit 273 00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:21,860 you're not Santa Claus. 274 00:15:22,140 --> 00:15:23,620 All right, you got me. 275 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:27,560 My name is Wesley Gettleson. I sell doors, and I like to dress up like Santa 276 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:28,740 Claus at the holidays. 277 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,040 I knew it. 278 00:15:35,050 --> 00:15:36,370 Keep your money, Ginger. 279 00:15:36,790 --> 00:15:41,250 You don't need to go to a fancy spa to make yourself feel good inside. 280 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:34,420 Kirby's Christmas dreams are now driving away in that van. And all because of 281 00:16:34,420 --> 00:16:35,420 Santa's little helper. 282 00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:36,900 All right, Stretch. 283 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:41,000 It's time to cha -cha. You ruined my Christmas. 284 00:16:41,420 --> 00:16:42,960 Now I'm going to ruin your fate. 285 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:47,020 Bro, seriously, what do I do? I'm pretty sure punching an elf is bad luck. 286 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000 Okay, 287 00:16:50,060 --> 00:16:51,060 it is off! 288 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:54,460 Clearly there was more going on here than just a ticked off belt. This guy 289 00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:57,540 devoted his entire Christmas to messing with him. And then it hit me. 290 00:16:58,320 --> 00:16:59,560 He had nowhere else to go. 291 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:04,180 Bro, he's not fighting dirty. He's just fighting weird. 292 00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:06,020 Time out, time out. I want to ask you something. 293 00:17:06,339 --> 00:17:11,920 What? I was wondering if after you're done beating up my friend, if you wanted 294 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,420 to come to a Christmas party with us. 295 00:17:14,319 --> 00:17:17,040 Look, we're really sorry that we accidentally wrecked your Christmas. 296 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:18,680 We didn't mean to. 297 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,500 What do you say? 298 00:17:26,119 --> 00:17:27,280 That'll be real nice. 299 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:28,859 Thank you. 300 00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:29,860 You're welcome. 301 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:38,080 You're not telling me when I got beat up by an elf. 302 00:17:38,580 --> 00:17:40,500 So we made one person's Christmas a little better. 303 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,460 But it doesn't take away the sting that we're feeling about Kirby. 304 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,300 Yeah, he didn't get a pootie. 305 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:46,700 So we had to give him something. 306 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,400 So we're going to give him this old football. 307 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:52,520 Where are you going? 308 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:53,680 I'm going to a party. 309 00:18:05,610 --> 00:18:06,610 What's up, Sergio? 310 00:18:09,930 --> 00:18:11,950 Oh, everybody actually showed up. 311 00:18:17,990 --> 00:18:20,210 Wow, where'd all this food come from? 312 00:18:20,530 --> 00:18:24,350 We're a travel fast, my friend. A mystery donor supplied this scrumptious 313 00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:27,090 spread. All hail the mystery donor. 314 00:18:27,290 --> 00:18:28,290 Woo! 315 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:35,140 Whoever spent their money on all this made a lot of people happy. 316 00:18:38,460 --> 00:18:39,460 How do you feel? 317 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:46,880 I feel a warm, gooey feeling inside. 318 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,120 I can stand this once a year. 319 00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:51,200 Merry Christmas, Santa. 320 00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:53,160 I mean, with me. 321 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:55,620 Merry Christmas, Ginger. 322 00:19:05,559 --> 00:19:08,880 Seeing Kirby's hopeful face, it made me realize that Luth and I shouldn't have 323 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,440 cared so much about what we wanted. 324 00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:13,740 This gift is to Kirby from Santa. 325 00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:17,140 Unfortunately, he was about to get crushed. It was all our fault. 326 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:24,760 Hey, 327 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,200 we can put a football in there. 328 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:35,180 Change, where'd your friend go? 329 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:39,860 Guess he's going back home. 330 00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:42,000 28 Ice Road. 331 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:43,520 North Pole. 332 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,020 I thought I heard a sleigh bell. 333 00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:52,500 Yeah, me too. 334 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:13,570 So, Oz, what's the deal with these pootie poos? Why are they so great? 335 00:20:13,810 --> 00:20:16,670 I will show you. Can pootie sit in your hand? 336 00:20:17,430 --> 00:20:18,430 Sure. 337 00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:21,410 Tickle his tummy. He makes a little noise. 338 00:20:22,770 --> 00:20:24,190 And out comes the yummy. 339 00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:26,890 What is that? 340 00:20:27,390 --> 00:20:28,390 It's raisins. 341 00:20:28,910 --> 00:20:31,250 Pootie's nothing but a lovable raisin dispenser. 342 00:20:32,530 --> 00:20:35,170 Yeah, I'll just stick to eating raisins out of the box. 24936