All language subtitles for Zeke And Luther s02e25 Ball of Trash

To become a pro skater, it takes hard
work and dedication.

But it also takes a little tender loving
care.

And that's why every Thursday afternoon,
Luke and I slow down for a bit and take

care of the things we love most.

Our board.

How's it going over there, Luke?

Oh, time to dry off.

Our board loves a bubble bath.

Why do we do it? Because when it comes
to skateboarding, we care.

What? Hey, Julio. You go on and get your
buns on down the ramps. Couple

gentlemen looking for you. You want to
tell me who they are?

I'll give you a little hint.

It rhymes with the cop.

Oh, I gave it away.

Luke, we got a problem.

Wait, don't tell me...

You won't believe what happened. Yes,
no, maybe. Don't forget that I'm a

Are you crazy? Someone should be
listening to us. Wait, don't tell me.

again. Would you just calm down? Is
there a problem?

Let's get a pizza.

And then we'll act like nothing ever
happened. Calm down. It's only Tuesday.

We'll get a pizza.

And hope that no one overheard us
talking. Calm down. Cause I'm a genius.

It's only Thursday.

And by tomorrow we'll have everything
just fine.

There's a lady from Puerto Rico. She
looks mad.

Relax, Dr. Worrywart. I have this woman
wrapped around my finger.

Toddy, I must say you were looking...
Damn it, roller boy.

That worked.

Boys, we have an agreement.

I let you skateboard or skate back here
in exchange for one thing.

Remember? Of course. We clean up the
trash. Nice for you because it makes the

area clean. Nice for us because it makes
for great skating.

That guy's wigging me out.

Not just because he's a policeman. I
have a thing about people with beady

I call it a win -win. Right.

Well, you want to tell me what that is?

In addition to being the greatest skate
spot in all of Gilroy, Ramps is also the

backside of a mini mall, which means
there's a lot of nastiness rolling

back there. Yeah, plastic bags, old
cups, old textbooks.

Anyways, we said we'd pick it up, and at
some point we decided to roll it into a

ball. Why did we do that again?

Because we thought it'd be funny.

This isn't funny.

Unsightly nuisance.

98 bucks.

This is going to get expensive.

Sorry about that.

Expensive for you.

What?

Kojo, where are you going?

Tell Joelle.

Wait, hold on. Guys, guys, come on. What
are we supposed to do with this thing?

We're in this together.

Wait, I know what we can do with this.

I'm waiting. Tomorrow is my mother's
birthday.

I usually get my mom a smelly candle.

No, no, no. Look, there's definitely
something in here that she'll like. It's

just, how do we get it to my house?

Woo -hoo! Just keep smacking it, Luke.

I can do it.

I can do it.

back to Good Day, Gilroy. My guest this
morning is an enterprising 15 -year -old

boy named Cornelius Jonesworth.

While most teens today are busy wasting
time, flouching, Kojo here has been busy

designing his very own body spray.

That's right, Dale. I've developed my
own secret formula from 11 herbs and

spices. I call it... Kojo.

The ladies love it. It's gonna be a real
moneymaker.

Watch out!

Watch out, indeed.

My. That is a very pungent must.

How about a little spray for the host if
the ladies love it so much? Not that I

really need it.

I really need it. No freebies, bro.

Gentlemen, if you'd like to kickstart
your love life, cogestions. Goes on sale

tomorrow at Don's on the pier.

No freebies, bro.

Louis, it's noon.

What are you doing up so early?

You're where?

Yeah, my mom, she didn't appreciate the
gift.

She's got a smelly candle.

Well, bottom line is that she wants it
off her property, so I brought it here.

Very funny, Duncan.

Sorry, Duncan.

For sale, unique collector's item.

Big. Beautiful, eight -foot ball of
trash.

How much?

Fifty -five dollars.

Yeah?

Although it is starting to attract
flies.

Fifty bucks?

Best offer.

Oh, look.

Little league hat.

Aw, and you wrote the K backwards.

You're such a cute kid.

That was two years ago.

Oh.

Look, my old banana peel.

He knows yours.

Grubner, 12 o 'clock.

Lenny, take a knee.

Out of the bushes, lovey cheeks. This is
not a social call. I'm just passing

through.

Grubner, why do you have a kid on a
leash?

I'm a twacker.

Okay. Pink who always care. We do bake
sales, car washes, and today we're doing

free child care for moms without
nannies.

Why?

Where's your stinky friend?

That would be an eight -foot ball of
trash.

We're selling it. Oh, snooker doodle. It
should be sorted.

Metal, paper, glass, plastic. Then
twisty -tied and dropped off at the

plant.

Beady eyes again. Those beady eyes make
me nervous.

Lisa, I am offended by your tone. I'm a
skater. If I did everything I was

supposed to do, I wouldn't have time to
do what I care about most.

Skating.

Can I have a little help, please?

Toe Jettins, bro. Game changer.

Hey, TJ.

Looking dandy.

What are you doing, Cap Hot? I have this
friend who's not very good with the

ladies, and he's very interested in your
product.

Really? Okay, it's me.

What are you wearing? Oh, that would be
my own body odor. I also have a soft

-boiled egg in my shorts.

I don't think so, Cap Hot.

Wait a minute. I have an idea.

What if I were to be your guinea pig?

If your cogestions worked on me and
turned me into a first -rate ladies'

I'll make millions.

The twackers are doing yard work for the
homeless.

You want to come with?

You'd look yummy in a beret.

Corn sticks.

BTW, that ball of trash outside is an
environmental hazard.

We'd be happy to pitch in and help you
get rid of it. We got it, Lisa. We're

getting rid of it. Lisa and I are going
to fill it for 50 bucks.

Cute and dumb.

I guess that's how I like them.

Bye, Grubner.

Sorry about that.

No problem.

I'm, uh, Bob.

I'm calling about the ball of trash.

Yeah, you and everyone else, Bob.
Getting a lot of calls about that.

So, you want 50 bucks for it, huh?

Yeah, the old ball of trash is like
family to me. I don't want to sell it,

my brother's coming back from college
and we have to turn the trash ball room

into an actual bedroom.

Look, here's my offer.

You pay me 50 bucks and I'll take it off
your hands.

What? Look, pal, it's a ball of stinking
trash.

No one's going to buy it off you. No
one. And I'm guessing by now that things

become a serious hassle.

50 bucks.

Sold.

Yes. All right, so we made 50 bucks?

Not exactly.

I can't believe we have to pay to get
rid of this thing.

And don't you think it's a little weird
that Bob wants to meet on a pier at

midnight? I just want it gone.

It's taking over our lives. It's costing
us money.

It's attracting cats.

But nothing good happens on the pier at
midnight, okay? Nothing.

It's fine.

Hey, got the money?

You must be Bob.

No names.

Just trying to be friendly.

Grabby. What are you going to do with
it?

Recycle it or something?

Yeah, something like that.

Now beat it.

I don't know, bro. Something just
doesn't feel right. I know.

I'm not asleep.

People throw junk in the ocean all the
time, right? I bet a shark will eat it.

And besides, it wasn't us, that guy.

Bob did it.

Lutz? I'm outside.

I was freaking out about Bob, okay, so I
turned on the TV.

ASO? Turn on the TV!

The trash is being washed up from the
levee to the pier. And I just got word

that the beach commissioner has closed
Pacific Shores until volunteers can

up the mess. That is our trash.

You think?

I hate being in trouble.

Trackers are on the job, Mr. Davis.

We're not only going to clean up this
unsightly nonsense, but we're also

for clues trying to find out who's
responsible for all this.

One can only wonder what kind of sicko
would cause this disaster.

That's my book.

It shakes this reporter to his very
core.

This is bad.

I got to lay down. Our names are all
over that stuff. I know.

Come on, Luth. No.

Okay.

I hate being in trouble.

Let's hit the beach!

Yeah! Let's hit the beach! Oh, no. We
are going to turn over every grain of

sand, and we are going to find the punks
who did this. They're going to find out

it's us.

Bro. Let's hit the beach!

What are we going to do? Let's hit the
beach!

Yeah! Let's hit the beach!

Yeah! We're going to hit the beach!
Yeah!

We did it!

Hey, mister.

I thought all you cared about was
skateboarding.

Why the change of heart?

We saw you on TV and we started freaking
out.

Freaking out about the environment.

I knew you were the perfect man.

Bro, we gotta go. We're stuck.

Gentlemen,

the world is full of beautiful female
ladies. And nowhere on earth are they

abundant than right here at Don's.

Ready?

Cojo. So I'm going to prove to you that
cogescence can turn any man into a

ladies' man.

You, sir, may I have a moment of your
time?

Why, yes, I suppose. I was just here
minding my own business reading a book.

See, this guy is a nerd, with a capital
Erd, but with the help of

cogescence.

Score three numbers in ten minutes, or
I'll give away my man's spray for free.

Okay, now don't mess this up.

What's up with you? I feel itchy. Have
you tested this stuff for allergies?

This is no time for allergies, dweeb.

If you don't get digits, we don't get
paid.

We dodged a bullet.

I say we go skate ramps. Still want
this, bro?

Hey, kids.

Well, dang it!

Terrific job out there today.

So, what's on deck for the teens who
always care?

You know, just some general... caring.

Actually, Mr.

Davis, a twacker's job is never done.

Next, we're putting our focus on saving
the poor spotted tree lizard.

Such a tragedy.

And my audience loves tragedy.

So, how would you three like to be
guests on my show this afternoon?

We'd love to!

Excuse me, ladies. I hope I'm not
interrupted.

But would you mind if I were to woo you?

Excuse me, Oz.

Forget wooing. Just smell me.

My man's off to a slow start.

Then probably hadn't kicked in yet.

Sorry about the salad, Rose.

I need to toss it anyway. Here, let me.

Hello, my sherry.

A little for you.

Okay, 30 seconds till air.

Just stay relaxed and have fun, you
guys. I don't even know what we're

about. Just like Grubner do all the
talking. This is so exciting. I've

wanted to be on Good Day Gilroy. Well,
then today's your lucky day.

Sweetie, we're getting a real glare off
those braces of yours. You're off the

show. No, but I'm a huge fan.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. We need her.

Make me proud, boys.

Our next two guests.

are members of a teen activist group,
Teens Who Always Care.

Zeke, Luther, what did you think when
you first walked up on the beach and saw

all that trash?

Well, we saw we were in huge trouble.

And by we, I mean we of people of the
earth.

I know the authorities are working very
hard to find the culprit, but tell me,

why do you guys care so much?

Well, the elders...

There's just so much to care about. You
got your environment, the planet.

Yeah. Old people.

And all that type of stuff.

But today, you're both here to talk
about the spotted tree lizard.

We love those things.

Have you ever just grabbed one and
caressed its little wings?

Wings? Arms.

He means arms.

Well, our viewers are in luck today
because we happen to have from the

Zoo an... actual spotted tree lizard.
Bring him on out here. Come on. Don't be

shy.

There we go.

So boys, tell me a few facts and figures
about this fine specimen.

Well, as you can see, it's a very
lovable creature.

Hey, little fella.

Those beady eyes again.

This is bad.

Oh, he doesn't.

Look, too lovable. Oh, no, that's just
how a lizard says hi.

Oh! Oh!

Oh, lizard goo!

He doesn't seem too friendly.

No, no, there's nothing to be alarmed
about. That's just how a lizard makes

friends. It's like a friend request.

Oh! Lizard goo!

Now stop petting that thing!

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Lizard goo! Get that stinking lizard out
of here right now!

You guys don't seem like teens who care.

It's because we don't care.

We're just a couple of skaters who
didn't understand that there's a good

to recycle up until now.

Excuse me? We paid a guy 50 bucks to get
rid of the big ball of trash we had and

wound up ruining the whole beach.

Yeah, we let down the people of the
earth.

The truth is, up until now, we really
only cared about skating.

The real teen who cares is right over
there.

Lisa, do you want to come up here?

Thank you, Zeke.

I think you two have learned something
very important.

And just so you know, I'm not going to
let this affect our relationship.

We did learn something very important.

Yeah, even though we care about skating
and stuff, we care about other things

too. Well said, Luther Waffles.

That's why we started some new trash
balls. But this time, we made sure to

them out properly.

We got paper, plastic, stuff that smells
gross, and things we might eat later.

Scotty?

The long ball.

Oh. Look, I don't know what to say.

Gotcha, Tex.

I'm sorry.

Are you kidding me? I want to buy every
can you have.

What? I feel sorry for me.

I've never gotten more sympathy hugs.

Oh, it burns so good.

Uh -oh.

Betty, I get crusty eyes in the morning.