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To become a pro skater, it takes hard work and dedication.

But it also takes a little tender loving care.

And that's why every Thursday afternoon, Luke and I slow down for a bit and take

care of the things we love most.

Our board.

How's it going over there, Luke?

Oh, time to dry off.

Our board loves a bubble bath.

Why do we do it? Because when it comes to skateboarding, we care.

What? Hey, Julio. You go on and get your buns on down the ramps. Couple

gentlemen looking for you. You want to tell me who they are?

I'll give you a little hint.

It rhymes with the cop.

Oh, I gave it away.

Luke, we got a problem.

Wait, don't tell me...

You won't believe what happened. Yes, no, maybe. Don't forget that I'm a

Are you crazy? Someone should be listening to us. Wait, don't tell me.

again. Would you just calm down? Is there a problem?

Let's get a pizza.

And then we'll act like nothing ever happened. Calm down. It's only Tuesday.

We'll get a pizza.

And hope that no one overheard us talking. Calm down. Cause I'm a genius.

It's only Thursday.

And by tomorrow we'll have everything just fine.

There's a lady from Puerto Rico. She looks mad.

Relax, Dr. Worrywart. I have this woman wrapped around my finger.

Toddy, I must say you were looking... Damn it, roller boy.

That worked.

Boys, we have an agreement.

I let you skateboard or skate back here in exchange for one thing.

Remember? Of course. We clean up the trash. Nice for you because it makes the

area clean. Nice for us because it makes for great skating.

That guy's wigging me out.

Not just because he's a policeman. I have a thing about people with beady

I call it a win -win. Right.

Well, you want to tell me what that is?

In addition to being the greatest skate spot in all of Gilroy, Ramps is also the

backside of a mini mall, which means there's a lot of nastiness rolling

back there. Yeah, plastic bags, old cups, old textbooks.

Anyways, we said we'd pick it up, and at some point we decided to roll it into a

ball. Why did we do that again?

Because we thought it'd be funny.

This isn't funny.

Unsightly nuisance.

98 bucks.

This is going to get expensive.

Sorry about that.

Expensive for you.

What?

Kojo, where are you going?

Tell Joelle.

Wait, hold on. Guys, guys, come on. What are we supposed to do with this thing?

We're in this together.

Wait, I know what we can do with this.

I'm waiting. Tomorrow is my mother's birthday.

I usually get my mom a smelly candle.

No, no, no. Look, there's definitely something in here that she'll like. It's

just, how do we get it to my house?

Woo -hoo! Just keep smacking it, Luke.

I can do it.

I can do it.

back to Good Day, Gilroy. My guest this morning is an enterprising 15 -year -old

boy named Cornelius Jonesworth.

While most teens today are busy wasting time, flouching, Kojo here has been busy

designing his very own body spray.

That's right, Dale. I've developed my own secret formula from 11 herbs and

spices. I call it... Kojo.

The ladies love it. It's gonna be a real moneymaker.

Watch out!

Watch out, indeed.

My. That is a very pungent must.

How about a little spray for the host if the ladies love it so much? Not that I

really need it.

I really need it. No freebies, bro.

Gentlemen, if you'd like to kickstart your love life, cogestions. Goes on sale

tomorrow at Don's on the pier.

No freebies, bro.

Louis, it's noon.

What are you doing up so early?

You're where?

Yeah, my mom, she didn't appreciate the gift.

She's got a smelly candle.

Well, bottom line is that she wants it off her property, so I brought it here.

Very funny, Duncan.

Sorry, Duncan.

For sale, unique collector's item.

Big. Beautiful, eight -foot ball of trash.

How much?

Fifty -five dollars.

Yeah?

Although it is starting to attract flies.

Fifty bucks?

Best offer.

Oh, look.

Little league hat.

Aw, and you wrote the K backwards.

You're such a cute kid.

That was two years ago.

Oh.

Look, my old banana peel.

He knows yours.

Grubner, 12 o 'clock.

Lenny, take a knee.

Out of the bushes, lovey cheeks. This is not a social call. I'm just passing

through.

Grubner, why do you have a kid on a leash?

I'm a twacker.

Okay. Pink who always care. We do bake sales, car washes, and today we're doing

free child care for moms without nannies.

Why?

Where's your stinky friend?

That would be an eight -foot ball of trash.

We're selling it. Oh, snooker doodle. It should be sorted.

Metal, paper, glass, plastic. Then twisty -tied and dropped off at the

plant.

Beady eyes again. Those beady eyes make me nervous.

Lisa, I am offended by your tone. I'm a skater. If I did everything I was

supposed to do, I wouldn't have time to do what I care about most.

Skating.

Can I have a little help, please?

Toe Jettins, bro. Game changer.

Hey, TJ.

Looking dandy.

What are you doing, Cap Hot? I have this friend who's not very good with the

ladies, and he's very interested in your product.

Really? Okay, it's me.

What are you wearing? Oh, that would be my own body odor. I also have a soft

-boiled egg in my shorts.

I don't think so, Cap Hot.

Wait a minute. I have an idea.

What if I were to be your guinea pig?

If your cogestions worked on me and turned me into a first -rate ladies'

I'll make millions.

The twackers are doing yard work for the homeless.

You want to come with?

You'd look yummy in a beret.

Corn sticks.

BTW, that ball of trash outside is an environmental hazard.

We'd be happy to pitch in and help you get rid of it. We got it, Lisa. We're

getting rid of it. Lisa and I are going to fill it for 50 bucks.

Cute and dumb.

I guess that's how I like them.

Bye, Grubner.

Sorry about that.

No problem.

I'm, uh, Bob.

I'm calling about the ball of trash.

Yeah, you and everyone else, Bob. Getting a lot of calls about that.

So, you want 50 bucks for it, huh?

Yeah, the old ball of trash is like family to me. I don't want to sell it,

my brother's coming back from college and we have to turn the trash ball room

into an actual bedroom.

Look, here's my offer.

You pay me 50 bucks and I'll take it off your hands.

What? Look, pal, it's a ball of stinking trash.

No one's going to buy it off you. No one. And I'm guessing by now that things

become a serious hassle.

50 bucks.

Sold.

Yes. All right, so we made 50 bucks?

Not exactly.

I can't believe we have to pay to get rid of this thing.

And don't you think it's a little weird that Bob wants to meet on a pier at

midnight? I just want it gone.

It's taking over our lives. It's costing us money.

It's attracting cats.

But nothing good happens on the pier at midnight, okay? Nothing.

It's fine.

Hey, got the money?

You must be Bob.

No names.

Just trying to be friendly.

Grabby. What are you going to do with it?

Recycle it or something?

Yeah, something like that.

Now beat it.

I don't know, bro. Something just doesn't feel right. I know.

I'm not asleep.

People throw junk in the ocean all the time, right? I bet a shark will eat it.

And besides, it wasn't us, that guy.

Bob did it.

Lutz? I'm outside.

I was freaking out about Bob, okay, so I turned on the TV.

ASO? Turn on the TV!

The trash is being washed up from the levee to the pier. And I just got word

that the beach commissioner has closed Pacific Shores until volunteers can

up the mess. That is our trash.

You think?

I hate being in trouble.

Trackers are on the job, Mr. Davis.

We're not only going to clean up this unsightly nonsense, but we're also

for clues trying to find out who's responsible for all this.

One can only wonder what kind of sicko would cause this disaster.

That's my book.

It shakes this reporter to his very core.

This is bad.

I got to lay down. Our names are all over that stuff. I know.

Come on, Luth. No.

Okay.

I hate being in trouble.

Let's hit the beach!

Yeah! Let's hit the beach! Oh, no. We are going to turn over every grain of

sand, and we are going to find the punks who did this. They're going to find out

it's us.

Bro. Let's hit the beach!

What are we going to do? Let's hit the beach!

Yeah! Let's hit the beach!

Yeah! We're going to hit the beach! Yeah!

We did it!

Hey, mister.

I thought all you cared about was skateboarding.

Why the change of heart?

We saw you on TV and we started freaking out.

Freaking out about the environment.

I knew you were the perfect man.

Bro, we gotta go. We're stuck.

Gentlemen,

the world is full of beautiful female ladies. And nowhere on earth are they

abundant than right here at Don's.

Ready?

Cojo. So I'm going to prove to you that cogescence can turn any man into a

ladies' man.

You, sir, may I have a moment of your time?

Why, yes, I suppose. I was just here minding my own business reading a book.

See, this guy is a nerd, with a capital Erd, but with the help of

cogescence.

Score three numbers in ten minutes, or I'll give away my man's spray for free.

Okay, now don't mess this up.

What's up with you? I feel itchy. Have you tested this stuff for allergies?

This is no time for allergies, dweeb.

If you don't get digits, we don't get paid.

We dodged a bullet.

I say we go skate ramps. Still want this, bro?

Hey, kids.

Well, dang it!

Terrific job out there today.

So, what's on deck for the teens who always care?

You know, just some general... caring.

Actually, Mr.

Davis, a twacker's job is never done.

Next, we're putting our focus on saving the poor spotted tree lizard.

Such a tragedy.

And my audience loves tragedy.

So, how would you three like to be guests on my show this afternoon?

We'd love to!

Excuse me, ladies. I hope I'm not interrupted.

But would you mind if I were to woo you?

Excuse me, Oz.

Forget wooing. Just smell me.

My man's off to a slow start.

Then probably hadn't kicked in yet.

Sorry about the salad, Rose.

I need to toss it anyway. Here, let me.

Hello, my sherry.

A little for you.

Okay, 30 seconds till air.

Just stay relaxed and have fun, you guys. I don't even know what we're

about. Just like Grubner do all the talking. This is so exciting. I've

wanted to be on Good Day Gilroy. Well, then today's your lucky day.

Sweetie, we're getting a real glare off those braces of yours. You're off the

show. No, but I'm a huge fan.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. We need her.

Make me proud, boys.

Our next two guests.

are members of a teen activist group, Teens Who Always Care.

Zeke, Luther, what did you think when you first walked up on the beach and saw

all that trash?

Well, we saw we were in huge trouble.

And by we, I mean we of people of the earth.

I know the authorities are working very hard to find the culprit, but tell me,

why do you guys care so much?

Well, the elders...

There's just so much to care about. You got your environment, the planet.

Yeah. Old people.

And all that type of stuff.

But today, you're both here to talk about the spotted tree lizard.

We love those things.

Have you ever just grabbed one and caressed its little wings?

Wings? Arms.

He means arms.

Well, our viewers are in luck today because we happen to have from the

Zoo an... actual spotted tree lizard. Bring him on out here. Come on. Don't be

shy.

There we go.

So boys, tell me a few facts and figures about this fine specimen.

Well, as you can see, it's a very lovable creature.

Hey, little fella.

Those beady eyes again.

This is bad.

Oh, he doesn't.

Look, too lovable. Oh, no, that's just how a lizard says hi.

Oh! Oh!

Oh, lizard goo!

He doesn't seem too friendly.

No, no, there's nothing to be alarmed about. That's just how a lizard makes

friends. It's like a friend request.

Oh! Lizard goo!

Now stop petting that thing!

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Lizard goo! Get that stinking lizard out of here right now!

You guys don't seem like teens who care.

It's because we don't care.

We're just a couple of skaters who didn't understand that there's a good

to recycle up until now.

Excuse me? We paid a guy 50 bucks to get rid of the big ball of trash we had and

wound up ruining the whole beach.

Yeah, we let down the people of the earth.

The truth is, up until now, we really only cared about skating.

The real teen who cares is right over there.

Lisa, do you want to come up here?

Thank you, Zeke.

I think you two have learned something very important.

And just so you know, I'm not going to let this affect our relationship.

We did learn something very important.

Yeah, even though we care about skating and stuff, we care about other things

too. Well said, Luther Waffles.

That's why we started some new trash balls. But this time, we made sure to

them out properly.

We got paper, plastic, stuff that smells gross, and things we might eat later.

Scotty?

The long ball.

Oh. Look, I don't know what to say.

Gotcha, Tex.

I'm sorry.

Are you kidding me? I want to buy every can you have.

What? I feel sorry for me.

I've never gotten more sympathy hugs.

Oh, it burns so good.

Uh -oh.

Betty, I get crusty eyes in the morning.