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You can do it one more.

Bring it, baby, bring it.

Oh, yeah, 100 ,000!

All right, rolling the celebration.

Oh, Big Papa's all over.

We posted a lot of tricks over the years, but we have never gotten this

hits. Awesome. And as you know, we're a guy to enjoy a festive occasion.

Nothing says 100 ,000 hits like peanut butter cake and papaya juice.

What's up?

Oh, you saw our trick online?

You're a skate company and you want to sponsor us?

Here's the deal. Since getting a sponsor is so huge, the guys are always

pranking each other down at ramps pretending to be skate companies.

It's good, clean, twisted fire.

We know it's you, Kojo. Go suck a fish.

I got another call. Hold on.

Talk to me.

Hello, this is Doug Thistle. I'd like to sponsor you and give you a billion

dollars. Wham!

Who want to sponsor you, foolio?

Holy crap, Case. That was Kojo, which means the first guy was a real sponsor.

A real sponsor?

Oh, let me talk to him!

Oh,

no, he's drowning!

Oh, no!

All right, I got it, I got it!

Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't believe what happened. Yes, no, maybe.

Don't forget that I'm a genius. Are you crazy? Someone could be listening to us.

Wait, don't tell me. Not again.

Would you just calm down? Is there a problem?

Let's get a pizza.

And then we'll act like nothing ever happened. Calm down. It's only Tuesday.

We'll get a pizza.

And hope that no one overheard us talking. Calm down. Cause I'm a genius.

It's only Thursday.

And by tomorrow we'll have everything just fine.

Hello?

Hello? Oh, good.

Oh, good. You're still here.

No, no, no. We don't have a sponsor yet.

We can definitely meet you tomorrow.

Yeah, that'll be great. I love you.

This is huge.

I mean, sure, we've had some small gigs in the past, but nothing compares to

having a legit skate sponsor. We're talking about free equipment, free

and maybe even our own signature board.

We've dreamed about this day our entire lives. That's why we already have a

design in mind.

Pretty awesome, huh?

So I'm all set to go skiing, and I can't find one of my skis.

So I go looking for it, and where do I find it?

In the toilet!

Oh, yeah, about that. I was cleaning my board with your hairbrush when it fell

into the john, so I tried to unclog it with your ski, and it overflowed, so I

had to soak up all the gross water with your sweaters.

So, in other words, you're welcome.

Wrong move, buckos.

See this face?

This is the face of revenge.

And you're going to get yours.

Great. Looking forward to it.

Hello?

You did? You saw our trick?

It's another skate sponsor, Dino Coletti. Wait, wait. From Riot Skates?

Hot chili sauce!

Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!

Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!

Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Zeke. What up, man?

Dino, Coletti, you were like one of our favorite pro skateboarders. I mean, your

beard should be in the skating hall.

Thanks, guys.

Hey, I'm a real big fan of yours, too.

You know, I really dig the way you pop that bank to bank.

You guys are totally pushing the limits. Well, I mean, we almost die every day.

Well, you got to do it, right?

You know, when I quit competing, opened up my first skate shop, Riot Skates.

Boom.

Yeah.

And I would love to sign you guys, you know, and have you design your own

Oh, that would be awesome, Donutbeard.

Dino.

Bonus snack.

And here's your new key.

And don't forget, next month it's Locktoberfest.

Look, Ozzy, we need to talk.

I heard about Zeke and Luther meeting with some sponsors, which is lame

everybody knows I'm the best skater in town.

I thought they were the best.

I don't have my style, my piznaz.

Anyway, today's your lucky day.

I want your parents' business to sponsor me.

Hmm. Well, since I make all the decisions here at Tephard Keys, we will

you. Cool. But on one condition. You help train me for the Strongest Man in

Gilroy contest.

What?

Kimiko, the love of my life, just dumped me because she thinks I'm a weakling.

We were having a lovely picnic until she asked for half my breadstick.

That was my downfall.

strongest man contest, it'll prove to her that I'm no longer a wimpozoid. But

dude, you'll get creamed.

I think I bid you good day, man without sponsor.

Okay, I'll train you.

Oh, yippee!

There are my

superstars. I'm Mr. White. These are my assistants.

I'm Zeke, and this is Luther. Let me get right to the point.

I represent FunCorp, the largest fun -based company in the world, and we want

you to be the faces of our new line of skateboards, skatewear, and related

accessories.

Wow, the faces?

Related accessories?

I know I'm moving fast, but I'm a very busy man, and I think you guys are

genius. Now, I'm going to write down a number. This is the amount of money...

you guys are going to make in the first year alone.

Excuse me one second. Let me do a little shake.

Yes! Yes!

Genius Town.

That's exactly the kind of enthusiasm we want you to bring to Fun Corp. Now, I

know this is perhaps the biggest decision you've ever had to make. So,

time. You've got three minutes.

Listen up, dog. We don't have much time, and we got to get you in shape fast.

Ready for this? Oh, feeling good, my man?

All right, Oz.

Now, like, three pounders. Yeah, I got to kick up the testosterone.

Here comes Kimiko.

She probably heard about the strongest man contest and wants me back.

Hello there.

How dare she, that pumpkin eater.

Oh, yo, that's it, Oz. Yo.

Channel that anger. Yeah, she thinks you're a giant toothpick with glasses.

Yeah, keep the insults coming. Oh, oh, oh, she just said you smell like a wet

dog. Oh, yeah, that's the stuff.

What do you think? Should we sign with Fun Corp or with Dino? I mean, Dino was

really cool, but... Totally.

All he offered us was our own board, so... Mr. White, we are in. Double

with cheese!

I have a very good feeling about you, too.

You seem to be fine, upstanding citizens.

Just sign these contracts, and you're going to be very wealthy young men.

Hold it!

You do not want to sponsor them.

I will prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Zeke and Luther are

human beings. Then don't listen to her. For charity! Young lady, this is a

private meeting.

But keep going.

I call this presentation, Zeke and Luther, Bad for Business.

Exhibit A.

Do you want the representatives of your company juggling chinchilla?

I think not.

Beijing Old People Fight Club.

Ready, fight!

Despicable.

Taking advantage of free refill.

I can't think of a worse crime.

I've seen enough.

I think I'm going to need to look for new skaters. Now, Mr. White, we can

explain. You see, maximizing our free refills just makes good economic sense.

As far as old people fighting, old people need exercise, too, you know. And

far as those chinchillas, those are actually stuffed animals. You see, I

that's because I stole them from my little brother.

Hmm.

I don't use the word genius very often, but that argument...

One genius!

Congratulations, boys.

You are now sponsored.

Sign your contract.

This isn't over, you pit snippers!

Blow butter!

Getting a sponsor is like a dream come true.

Mr. White even bought me my own jerky bar.

Check it out.

Let me see.

I think I'm in the mood for buffalo jerky. End cut, near the bottom.

Mr. White also bought Luther a new gaming system and a kid who's paid to

him every time.

Yes! In your face!

30 games in a row!

We wanted to show Mr.

White the idea we had for our very own signature board.

The Z represents me and here's Luther. We have nod to Tony Hawk and in ramps is

all this. You can't forget where we came from.

Gold truck, hybrid wheel bearings, Persian grip tape, you know, no cheapy

I'll be sure to pass this on to my assistant.

It's genius.

Not genius.

Now, we're going to design all new outfits and gear for you guys, starting

your helmets.

Well, we can't wear our own?

We've had them for a very long time.

Wait, wait. You can't take my fins, okay? I've been wearing these since I

born, all right? This is who I am.

Now, wait a second, Lute.

This is a very small price to pay for big -time sponsorship.

Give me the helmet.

Come on.

All right, all right, okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Good boy.

Good boy.

Ladies

and

gentlemen, welcome to the Gilroy Drug Man Competition.

Let's meet the athletes.

Strength is in your anger.

Think about how she dumped you. Sorry, bud.

And that was Ozzie Kippard in last place.

Don't worry, Ozzie. I got a plan.

Is someone eating cornflakes or is that the sound of my ribs cracking?

I miss my fins, bro. Okay, I miss them bad. I know you do, bro.

Sometimes at night, if I put my hand right here, I can almost feel.

Okay, well, don't worry. This will cheer you up. New Zeke and Luther

skateboards.

Do in stores next month.

What happened to our design?

This is lame.

Who puts their faces on a skateboard?

I guess we do.

What's this?

Going zooming?

Going zooming.

What does that have to do with skateboarding? I would never say going

Dude, if I said going zooming, I'd want you to smack me. Look at this. No grip

tape, cheap truck.

This has to be a mistake.

Let's go see Mr. White.

Going zooming.

Remember you said, bro.

Hey, Mr. White. Thanks for meeting us here. We really need to discuss the new

board. Genius, aren't they?

No, no.

They're... The design is kind of funky and sane.

Go in zooming. Trust me, kids are going to eat it up. Our market research shows

kids love Z -words.

Zooming, zapping, zipping.

That's why they're going to love you, Zeke.

So I'm just, what, supposed to change my name to Zoother?

Make a note of that. Zoother.

Look, guys, think of all the money you're going to make.

Right. Exactly.

Now. We gotta hurry. We got the big skate launch this afternoon. Go change

your Zeke and Luther skatewear, which, by the way, you are going to love!

Okay, the short -sleeved sweater is way beyond lame, and for some reason they

have the pocket for cotton swabs. You know, when you're about to grind

something, but you have to clean your ears out first.

Give me a break.

And then the long, goofy socks with the pom -poms. I don't even know what to say

about that. And then there's the built -in butt pads.

Even my butt feels stupid.

Getting a sponsor was everything we wanted. But this?

I don't know.

Wow.

I was going to get back to you guys by getting this finata full of wasps. But

seeing how dorky you look, that's payback enough.

Nice job selling out.

Our next event, the truck pull.

All right, stay here.

Hey, hey, hey. What's up, buddy? Yo, find me my lady over there. Thank you,

You should go talk to her.

Our last place competitor, Ozzy Gephardt, is struggling.

Hey, bro!

He's stealing your girl!

Back off, Thor!

I owe my great strength to my freaky, demented love for you.

Oh, Joe.

Oh, Joe, thank you.

Kephart Keyes is proud to be your new sponsor.

Right on, bro. And I must say, you got some hot steel running through those

skinny little pipes of yours.

Yeah, I do.

Welcome to the worldwide launch of our newest product line, Zeke and Luther's

Skatewear.

Now let's meet them, Zeke and Luther.

What are we doing?

We're supposed to do some tricks and go with the music.

Okay, kids, let's hear it for the Zeke and Luther.

If you happen to fall on your bed, we are happy to report.

We've ordered beds, cause we've got pads, sewn into the back of the short.

Zoom, zoom, we're going zooming.

Heading out to all the coolest places.

Zoom, zoom, we're going zooming.

Time to take a ride on Zeke and Luther's faces.

Zoom, zoom, we're going zooming.

All right, hey, why don't we show the kids their famous handshake, Slow

Broccoli.

Broccoli?

Uncorp owns 2 ,000 broccoli farms. It's a perfect fit.

Okay, kids. We got lots of Zeke and Luther products out in the lobby for all

your skatewear fun.

Buy up.

Kids, don't buy this junk.

What are you doing? This company does not care about skateboarding. All they

care about is making money. This stuff is lame and cheap.

A real skater never cleans.

Kids, come on. Don't listen to them. Keep shopping. Go Zooming.

Now, come back here. Come on. Come on. Come back.

Quit. What do you mean? What are you doing? Hey, come on.

You can't quit.

Read your contract.

I own you for the next 99 years.

Hey, give me that back.

Come on. Give me that.

You playing keep away from me? I'm 45 years old.

Come on, boys.

Show them we mean business.

They can't fight without their action music.

Oh, here, I'll change it.

Wait, wait.

Everybody come and get it!

Hey, come on.

Hey,

whoa, come on.

Come back. Come on, guys.

And that, fortunately, ended our sponsorship with Fun Corp.

But lucky for us, Dino Colletti called us up a few days later to see how we

doing. Truth is, we should have got with him from the start.

We finally did it.

Yes, finally our own signature, boys.

Welcome to the club, boys.

No, they're okay, I guess.

But just once, they're still not as cool as mine.

Yeah, they have hard keys.

Ryanski! Woo!

It was a pretty big week. We got our own sponsor. We got our own board.

It doesn't get much better than that. You just did.

Look what I found in your trash, bro.

Luth, that's the piñata that Ginger filled with wasps.

Maybe. Or maybe she didn't want to feed the candy, so she told us they were

wasps.

Luth, it's buzzing.

Just like good candy.

No, no, Luth, stop! No!