All language subtitles for Zeke And Luther s02e20 Robo-Luth

Helmet? Check.

Jerky? Check.

Your move.

Check.

What? Oh, man.

All right. Now go across that top three,
please.

Pacific Terrace Wall of Records is a
living piece of history that dates all

way back to the olden days.

1998.

Z owns just about every record. My best
bro's a man.

I do own one record, though.

For the most skate wheels stuffed in
one's pants.

114.

115! That's a new record!

This is the proudest moment of my life.

That record's great, but now I'm gunning
for even a bigger skate record.

Something that Zeke doesn't even own.
Wizzy Newcomb's Water Jug record.

You ever seen Water Jug?

You sure about this, Liz?

Dude, you're never gonna bust this.
Wizzy's held it for like ten years. Do I

look nervous?

Yeah, kinda.

Okay, so here's the deal. Our town was
built on a landfill, so we get a lot of

sinkholes. Basically, the ground shakes
and leaves a big hole.

They're so common that we have a record
for jumping them.

Forget who owns that record.

All right, it's me.

Oh, man, I'm wearing my noodles.

Maybe you should try the jump another
day. Look, it's all good, okay? And when

say it's all good, it's all good.

Guess what?

It's all good.

Fuck it, bro.

Just relax.

It's all good.

Wipeouts are a part of skating. They're
like getting D's in school. No matter

how hard you try, they're going to
happen. So when a skater does go down,

Luther did, everyone rallies around.

Even an egg muncher like Kojo pitches
in.

Guys?

Guys?

Okay, okay.

Go, go, go.

No, we're not cutting his leg off.

We just need to stimulate some blood to
his knee.

No, no, no, don't.

Yeah, sounds like it's on time to me.

No saw, Kojo.

Well, if it looks like I'm going to have
to take you to the knee doctor.

I promise he'll be the best, closest
doctor I can find.

Okay.

Medically speaking, the knee is kaput.

But you've come to the right place.

I am the country's foremost authority on
knee injury, as well as a top -notch

Frankfurter enthusiast. Care for a link?

No, I'm fine.

I'll take one.

Now, Luther, you have two options. A
traditional procedure which immobilizes

knee for three to four months.

Wait, three to four months? Or a new
experimental replacement surgery.

If it works... You'll be up and skating
by the weekend.

The weekend? Yeah, boy.

What do you think?

Hey, I'd say if he can fix a knee as
well as he can cook a weenie, you're

golden.

Okay.

Let the slicing begin.

Why am I still awake?

I'm just talking about this kind of
roaring. I can't work on an empty

It's killing me not to be with Luth
during surgery, but once a week, my

make me suffer through a little bonding
time with Ginger.

Believe me, I do not look forward to
these next 15 minutes.

Bring me fish brains. I'm working you
like a rented mule.

Uh -huh. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna win. Uh
-huh. Oh,

yeah, baby.

Are you kidding me? You're trash
-talking me in checkers.

Lame.

Trash -talking is part of the game. I
get in your head and you'll never win.

I own you.

Oh, we're playing head games now, are
we?

Okay.

Oh, you think that was bad? It was a lot
worse a few days ago. I had a really

nasty head cold, and I came in here.

You didn't sneeze on anything, did you?

They're lying.

One big, nasty sneeze.

Oh, looks like the 15 minutes are up.
I'll see you next week.

Wait!

Feels like pillowcase, right?

It's 3 o 'clock. Dr. Flip said I should
check my knee.

Whoa, my new knee came with a computer
port.

Cool.

Oh, feels pretty good, too.

Hello,

Lutheran. Mind kicking back my new
birthday soccer ball?

Sure.

I'm sorry, Curb.

It's okay. I'll have fun looking for it.

Look.

Got you an ice pack.

I don't think I'll need it today.

Let's hit it, yeah?

All right. Whatever you say.

Big things didn't get into my head.

Please.

One big, nasty sneeze.

Watch out!

Ew.

Wait. He could have sneezed on anything.

going to overreact

that's

a new knee feel bro tingly what a good
tingly i think i'm gonna try wizzy's

water jug record again what come on you
shouldn't be jumping one jug right now

hey terry set him up don't worry bro
i'll get a good feeling about this yeah

know what he's doing

Everybody, get your cameras ready.
Luther's about to wipe out again.

Luther going for that record was totally
corny.

I had a feeling he was going to bust his
other knee, and it was not going to be

pretty.

Luther broke Wizzy's water jug record
with no problem. To be honest, I thought

was going to be the first one to jump 13
jugs. Must have been just one of those

freak things, like that time I dropped
my banana.

Hey, guys, look! Look, my banana in
Atlanta's drinking!

I kept the banana as a souvenir.

I wasn't expecting to see you until your
checkup.

Is everything okay with the knee? Oh,
no, no, no. The knee is fine. I was just

wondering what you did to it. Yeah, he
ollied higher than he ever has in his

whole life. It was crazy.

It was far from crazy.

You see, your replacement knee contains
experimental robotic microhydraulics.

Say, huh?

So you're saying this wasn't an
accident?

Lothar Woffers has a robo -knee.

Dude. Dude.

There. I've just maximized the knee's
efficiency.

Observe.

I mean, sorry about your wall.

No worries.

Just remember, your knee is a prototype,
so you must keep a lookout for any

troubles. In the meantime, enjoy your
knee's view of... Power.

Did you hear that? I have a superpower,
which means I'm a superhero.

This is great. I have so many decisions
to make, like should I use my powers for

good or evil?

Okay, I'll use them for good.

I'll take care of that.

Hey, Zeke.

How's the best big brother doing?

What do you want, Rensicle? I just
thought you could use a little pick -me

fruit bowl. Extra cherries.

Oh, and on a totally unrelated note, I
was just thinking how hilarious it was

that you blew your nasty nose gunk on
something in my room.

Forget it, Minnie Munch. I'm not going
to tell you what it was.

Look, you big -looking puss bag.

This isn't funny anymore.

There's a huge sinkhole over at P -10th
Street. Later, Trampy.

Adios.

How deep do you think it is?

I don't know.

It smells deep, though.

Let's find out.

Hey, Cheddar, you still got that soccer
ball? Oh, no, but my parents got me this

bowling ball. I like it even better. All
right.

So the lower it takes to hit the bottom,
the deeper it is.

I don't hear anything.

Maybe it's got one of those soft
bottoms.

That is one deep sinkhole.

That's what we call a devil's drop.

I have an announcement to make.

Tomorrow, I'm going to shatter the
Stinkhole record, which is currently

my best bro, Zeke, by jumping Devil's
Drop.

Woo!

Yeah, that's not all.

Eventually, I will break every record
there is.

I was looking at Devil's Drop, and it's
like 30 feet across and one deep mama.

Oh, bro, I am so pumped. I always think
about filling the hole with something

dangerous, like lava or polar bears.

Luce, you're missing the point. I don't
think you should do the jump.

Oh, bro, I could jump three of those.

Luce, are you listening to yourself?
Don't you think you're getting a little

carried away?

I'm not getting carried away.

Wait, what is that?

That's nothing.

What are you doing?

Captain Waffles?

And you're wearing tights. I have never
seen this outfit before in my life.

Captain Waffles, my super tights are
itchy.

Kirby, what are you doing here? I'm
Cheddar Boy.

You have a sidekick? I mean, you kind of
have to if you want to get... You're

not a superhero, and with this whole
sinkhole, I think you're making a huge

mistake. What's going on here? I just
think you're a little jealous.

Jealous? Admit it, bro, okay? The only
reason you don't want me to jump Devil's

Drop is because I'll be breaking one of
your records.

stupidest thing i've ever heard why
can't you just be happy for me huh why

you have to be better than everyone i
don't always have to be better than

everyone else whatever captain waffles i

came up with a theme song captain waffle
van cheddar boy fighting not now

cheddar boy

See? I'm getting in her head.

You're throwing out all your stuff
because of one sneeze.

Everything but my furry friend
collection.

I'm disinfecting those and wrapping them
in plastic.

Congratulations. You got in my head.

Well, if you mess with the bully, you're
going to get the horns.

But there's no shame in being beaten by
the master.

You always have to be better than
everyone.

Why does everyone keep saying that? I
don't always have to be better than

everyone else. I'm just a little
competitive.

Okay, I'm the most competitive guy in
town.

Is it bad that now I want to hold the
record for being the most competitive

in town?

Yeah, I might have a problem.

Hey!

Can you sign this, please?

Oh, AJ.

You want an autograph?

Wait, how do you spell AJ?

Never mind. Just draw your cat.

There you go.

Luther, it's a big night for both of us.
I'm already warming the celebratory

schnitzel.

Gesundheit.

Yo. Hey, bro.

Look, I know we've had our differences,
but now I realize you're a solid dude.

I just want to wish you good luck.

I was just giving you props, bro.

Coach, I... That was weird.

Hey, Luke.

Hey, bro.

It kills me to say this, but... You know
how you were talking about the fact

that I can't handle not being better
than everyone?

Well, you weren't completely not unwrong
about that.

You mean I was right?

Yeah, that's it.

And it made me realize that...

I don't really care which one of us has
this record, or any record.

You're my best bro, and I want you big,
but... Thanks, bro. That means a lot.

Now, go crush Devil's Drop.

For me.

Luther!

Luther!

Luther!

Luther! Luther!

Luther!

This is crazy, okay? I'm just a good
-looking guy with a wonky robo -knee.

I couldn't let Z down.

Or Dr. Bliss.

Or that girl I drew the cat for.

Come on, you need one more good job.

I can't reach it. I can't reach it.

Grab, grab, grab my leg.

Loser, don't save him. I will fix it and
you will own all the records.

I had a choice to make. Save my robo
-knee or save my best bud.

But I guess that's a tough choice you
have to make when you're a superhero.

Grab my leg.

Bro, you already have Lizzie's record.
You don't have to do it again. No.

I want to do it with my real knee.

All right, bro.

There.

I've cleaned every square inch of my
room.

Hey, Ginge.

Look, I just want to say that I'm sorry
for blowing my nose on something in your

room. It wasn't cool to mess with your
head like that.

Now you're going to tell me what it was?