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That's a heck of a breadboard, Bobby.

Oh, sweet stool stand.

If you kids stick with it, someday you'll be building things as challenging

this.

Now, when this baby is finally finished, well, I'm going to give it to my

special little lady.

Woodworking is a fine and delicate craft.

Way to work that slimy slicer, bro.

Thanks, man.

Put the story on that cheese.

Win it through the cheese.

This is going to be the best lunch we've ever built. Oh, yeah.

This is a woodworking class.

Try working with wood.

You don't know how much I want to plunk you guys out of here, you goop -ups. But

I can't because... Carl!

Cookie buns.

How are my two favorite fellas?

As you can see, thanks to Luther's nana, we have a pretty sweet setup at shop

class. As long as Nan's dating her crusty man friend, Carl. We got it made.

There's no way you can flunk it.

We might even get our first C.

Luther, my friend, you're thinking too small.

We may even get our first C+. Shut your mouth.

So, what are you boys making?

Salami and cheese.

Just got to run it through the de -cruster.

Aren't they just so creative?

Yeah. I was just telling them that.

Clack.

Let this be a lesson to everyone.

This is why we wear our safety goggles.

Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't believe what happened. Yes, no, maybe.

Don't forget that I'm a genius. Are you crazy? Someone could be listening to us.

Wait, don't tell me. Not again.

Would you just calm down? Is there a problem?

Let's get a pizza.

It was like nothing ever happened. Calm down. It's only D.

There I see you guys at school every

day. Isn't that enough? We like it here, Carl.

Speaking of school, could you bring some bologna and a few of these buns to shop

class? Why? You got no idea for our project.

Carl, now look, while I'm on my cruise, you'll be well taken care of. I've got a

lasagna in the fridge, and I changed the battery on the nightlight.

Oh, I've got to pack my dancing shoes.

Nana seems super excited about that cruise.

The Royal Banana Cruise Line. There sure are a lot of dudes on this thing, Carl.

Should be going with her. If she hadn't noticed, I have a job teaching you

idiots.

Shuffleboard for single?

Co -ed conga line?

Moonlight bingo at 9 .30.

9 .30?

That's the middle of the night.

If she meets one of these Cruz Casanovas, it'll be goodbye, Carl. Well,

you're so worried about losing her, why don't you do something about it?

You should put a ring on her finger.

That's good, yeah. For a couple of knuckleheads, that's not a bad idea.

You know what?

I could pop the question before she goes.

There you go, Carl.

But you got to look at that.

Cookie

buns,

come here a second.

I have a question I have to ask you.

Carl, honey, what is it? I'm packing my bikinis.

Oh, be careful. You're back.

Go, Izzy.

Make me the happiest geezer in the world and be my wife.

Don't be ridiculous.

Oh, no, where are my flip -flops?

People say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say

happiest. Oh, monkey chunks.

Is it just me, or is the cereal a little chintzy with the frosted dolphins?

I mean, look. It says, an ocean of frosted dolphins in every bite.

And I'm looking at a bowl of diddly. Just because they put it on the box

mean it's true.

That's where you're wrong.

A cereal box is a promise, an agreement between cereal and kid.

How many dolphins you got?

Uh, I have... half a flipper.

My photos.

Oops. We're going to get to the bottom of this.

So today, Luce and I are going to solve one of the great mysteries of life.

What is in the center of a bowling ball?

I'm going with pudding. Really? I'm thinking it's going to be a lava -like

substance. I want lava, too. No, Luce. You already called pudding.

Man, what was I thinking? It's so going to be lava.

We were both wrong.

Fun pick.

Wow.

Carl looks like zombie vomit.

Yeah, well, play it cool.

He's probably a little edgy after being shot down. Yeah.

Hey, Carl.

Sure don't look like a guy who got shot down.

Your final projects are due on Friday.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to try and find my happy place.

The guy is majorly bummed.

I feel bad for him.

Maybe we should do something.

Karaoke? I thought karaoke was raw fish.

No, Carl.

Karaoke is like singing in the shower.

Except people are watching.

You're not naked.

Usually.

Come on, guys, let's pick a song.

My love has sailed away?

Uh, no, Luke.

Wonder who's kissing her now.

I don't think so.

I'm so bald and lonely.

That's a great one, just not for tonight. Come on, Luke, we have to pick

something upbeat and happy.

Can't our lady sing this song?

Do -da, do -da.

Camp town racetrack, five miles long. Oh, do -do -da day.

The first date I had with Cookie Bun.

Do -da, do -da.

We went to the camp town racetrack. Do -da, do -da. I have never been more

miserable. Oh, do -do -da day.

This is all your fault. You two goof -ups talked me into proposing and now

everything's ruined.

Carl, Carl, wait.

Listen, I know you're going through a tough time, but will this in any way

affect our grade?

Oh, you do -da bet it will.

That could have gone better.

All right, pooch. Sonos promised an ocean of frosted dolphins in every bite.

We'll just see about that.

But, Ginger, what can we do about it? We're just kids.

We're not just kids.

We're kids with flattoes.

There are exactly nine frosted dolphins in each box.

It's a box of lives!

I think it's time you paid a little visit to the Fun Edible Corporation.

Stand up for kids across America and parts of Canada.

Yay! Go back!

For the March.

So here's the deal about our grades.

Forget about getting a C+. Forget about getting a C. Unless we get Carl and Nana

back together, we're toast.

So we're going to put the finishing touches on his clock.

He was going to give it to Nana, but he was taking forever.

She'll be so impressed, she'll definitely want to marry him. Oh, this

fighting a good fight.

Ooh.

What?

Oh, sorry, bro.

Well, bro, we did it.

The thing of beauty. And once it dries, we'll give it to Carl.

Yeah, well, just go put it in the barn and start a thingy.

Careful. Oh, yeah, he's gonna love it.

What are you doing here?

Carl, prepare to be dazzled.

We finished your clock so you could give it to Nana Waffle and win her back.

You finished my clock?

Yep. Booth's got in the varnish dryer right now. Not bad for a couple of goof

-ups, huh?

Varnish dryer?

We don't have a varnish dryer.

That's my one chipper!

Help, help!

Stop the machine!

My clock.

My beautiful clock.

Maybe we could glue it back together.

Yeah, glue's good. I have been alive for 70 years.

I have traveled to nine states and two countries.

I have even partied all night with the backup bassist for Neil Diamond.

So you could say I've been around.

But I have never, ever met two bigger goof -ups than you guys.

Now come next Friday, when your final projects are due, I am looking forward

giving you a nice, big F.

Carl doesn't know what he's talking about. We're not goof -ups.

Luke, are you stuck again?

Oh, no.

Well, I've been thinking. I mean, we ruined Carl's life.

And you, for the fourth time today, are stuck in a Chinese finger trap. I'm not

stuck, okay? I just need to pull harder.

It's time that we could change, Lou. We're going to prove to Carl that we're

goof -ups.

We're going to get an A.

An A? You heard me.

Now let's do this.

It can sense fear.

Good news, team.

Profits have doubled this quarter since we removed the raisins from the raisin

brand.

Party's over.

This company is guilty of serial fraud, and I intend to prove it.

This is an executive session, young lady. Who let you in?

Deborah.

Deb? Hon?

Yes, sir? You're fired.

I've got evidence right here that proves your crummy cereal is, in fact, crummy.

May I present Exhibit A, Poochie McGruder.

Miss McGruder used to... Be a fun, happy, energetic girl.

Until she ate a bowl of funnos.

Tell them, Miss Magruder.

Well, I live in a chimney.

And all I ever wanted was a bowl of cereal with a frosted dolphin in every

Did you hear that?

She lives in a chimney.

I'll take it on home, pooch.

I want my frosted dolphins.

How dare you break your promise to this poor girl?

Now, what are you going to do about it?

I'll tell you what I'm going to do about it.

Get these kids out of here.

Kids? What do you mean, kids?

Beat it.

This isn't over.

Oh, it's over.

Eat more photos.

All right, Luke.

You have one day.

What type of project can we get done to assure us an A?

I don't know, bro. I say we go big.

Okay. I like where you're going with this.

But what if we went really big?

Or we could go really, really big. You're on to something, but...

What if we went really, really, really, really big?

Well, really, that's never been done before.

because shrinking our mini puffs down to teeny puffs did so well, I propose

berry clusters without the berries.

All in favor, say aye.

Aye.

Operation Payback phase one complete.

Say hello to my little friend.

How did you get in here?

Deb?

Don't do anything dumb, kid.

If you're going to treat me like a kid, I'm going to act like one.

No. No.

No.

Oh, no. No.

Calm down. Calm down.

I'm not going to do anything.

She wouldn't dare.

No. No.

Oh, no.

Now, you want to talk turkey or are you still thirsty?

Okay, you win.

What do you want?

Oh, I think we can come up with something.

A birdhouse.

On two levels.

And a tiny hot tub.

Is a hot tub functional?

Not a good B -minus.

Well, I've seen all your final projects.

Well, almost all. Those two goof -ups didn't even bother to show up.

So I guess I'll have to give them an automatic... Wait!

We just finished.

This I gotta see.

Get your hopes up, because this is going to blow your socks off. Carl, we are

proud to present something really, really, really... Get on with it.

These draws on this.

The world's largest skateboard.

My.

My, my, my, my, my.

The time you must have spent.

That's right. The effort. Oh, yeah. To create something completely worthless.

Wait, this is not worthless.

Yeah? Can you do one of your kicky flippers on this thing?

Uh, no, it's not really made for... Then your big skateboard isn't functional,

and you deserve a nice big F.

My back!

I can't move.

I need to get to the hospital.

Pronto!

What are we going to do?

Let's see what this baby can do. Oh, yeah.

They're coming in at any second.

Watch out!

the shelf. I bought the first box.

Frosted ginger rolls. Yay!

You know, Pooch, it's not just about getting a cereal named after me. It's

helping the children of America.

I'm just glad it's over.

Wait a sec.

Sunshine in every glass.

I don't see any sunshine coming out of here. Do you?

Ginger, not again.

Come on, Pooch. This one could be yours.

Don't you want your name on your very own beverage?

Poochie juice.

While I was in the hospital, the doctors removed four bunions, replaced the hip,

and fixed my sense of smell.

I was wrong.

You are absolutely not goof -ups.

Dang. You bald sap sucker.

Back at you, you freckled freak.

Oh, Cookie Buns, you smell terrific.

Oh, you cook.

I love you. You love me. But why didn't you say yes when I asked you to marry

me?

Because we were married ten years ago, you dunderhead.

Wait, you guys are married?

Remember our trip to Vegas?

The only thing I remember is that big buffet.

Oh, that prime rib. After that.

The heartburn.

And after that?

The drive -through wedding chapel.

How could I forget?

Boys, I reconsidered your project, and I'm giving you two an A+. Awesome. An

A -plus?

How did you exist?

Well, Haley, since Carl and your nana are married, aren't you and Carl sort of

related?

Turns out, each bowling ball has a different filling.

We got butterscotch, chocolate pudding, applesauce.

I wonder what's going to be in that one.

I hope it's beef stroganoff.