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Previously on Zeke and Luther. Here's what happened. Zeke and I needed some

because of a little mishap. I blew up my Nana's cabin. So we got jobs around

here, but nothing really worked out. We got fired.

It's all good, because we heard Garouche Industries, the world's largest skate

company, was looking for test skaters. Garm wants you.

So we hit the road. Getting there wasn't easy, though. I had to pee a lot, and

we were trapped by aliens.

Worst of all, we had to bring Minnie Munch. But we made it. And now we're

to work for the greatest man in skateboarding history, Garm Garouche.

It's the guy I just ran over.

Oh, man.

This is it.

I'm an official skateboard tester for Grouch Industries.

This is a dream come true.

Speaking of dreams, when they say sleeping like a baby, is this what they

I gotta say, I sleep great, too. You know why? Because everything at GI is

cushioned. The fluffy pillows, the robes.

Check this out.

Toe warmers. Care for a snack?

Oh, maybe you just want a Garmbar.

And if you need anything else... Did you need something, Z?

Oh, no, no, I just, my hand just flipped on the button again.

A great and powerful morning.

Great and powerful morning to you too, sir.

Oh, no, no, this is for Luther.

Luther. Uh, Mr. Grouch, Luther's been having a bunch of nightmares ever since

blew up his Nana's cabin, so... Oh, Luther.

Are you ready for a great and powerful morning?

Hey,

Gar.

Oh, okay. Hey, great news. I just heard from the boys in the skate lab, and they

say the new skateboard is finally ready.

The Magnum X500?

People said a computerized skateboard was impossible.

Yeah. People said you're a major jacknozzle for even trying it.

What people?

People.

Well, you can tell those people that the new skateboard is finally ready.

And this afternoon, we're going to test.

This is the greatest moment of our lives. All

for one, one for all.

Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't believe what happened. Yes, no, maybe.

Don't forget that I'm a genius. Are you crazy? Someone could be listening to us.

Wait, don't tell me. Not again.

Well, dude, just calm down. Is there a problem?

Let's get a pizza.

And then we'll act like nothing ever happened. Calm down. It's only Tuesday.

We'll get a pizza.

And hope that no one will learn us nothing. Calm down. Because I'm a

It's only Thursday.

And by tomorrow, we'll have everything just fine.

You guys look great.

Good luck.

At ease, Tori. Be out there.

Let's roll, fellow tester.

I've got to shoot my nan out of tech.

Gate board tested.

Wait till Garm gets a load of me.

Ooh, I'm blowing up.

Probably Luther.

Where is my phone? It's old.

Well, in this mess, who knows?

You hid everything but the piñata last night.

Greetings,

my elderly friends.

Don't freak. My name is Oswald. You may call me Ozzy. Oh, you must be one of

Lucy's little friends.

Oh, well, more of a mentor.

He worships me.

Take your business, Beanpole.

Well, yeah, Luther gave me the green light to borrow his world of

Video game? World of Battlecraft?

You kids are into some pretty funky stuff, aren't you? Crazy thought. Would

folks care to join me in battle against the Ogres of Mim? Pass.

My cookie buns gets a little overheated when it comes to games.

It's over! Wacken time!

Mr.

Grouch, give me 30 seconds of your time.

And I'll make you so much money, you'll be blowing your nose with $100 bills.

Hmm. Because this is just a five.

Nils, come in here. I have something I want you to take a look at.

Nils is the head of our home shopping division. He'll know how to sell that

thing. Can't wait to meet him.

Hey, Carmine. Whoa.

What do we have here?

It's the Wedge -O -Matic.

Huh?

Feel like a winner?

Everything we sell here at Garouche Industries gets put through the

test standards possible, huh? Or it doesn't get stamped with the big G. All

right. Now, this is our new quenchade.

Very excited about it. Here we go.

Try that.

Natural strawberry.

Big yes for me. Zeke, try yours.

Sardine splash.

You know, we get a lot of complaints from skateboarders who get chased by

right? But these new skate pants you're wearing are made from space -age fibers

that dogs hate. Let's try them out.

Theo, bring in Dr. Chompers.

Somebody put a turkey leg in my pants.

You, Mr. Grump?

A lot of bad vibes coming from your direction.

See, look.

Magno Max 500.

Hope I get to test it out.

Yeah. Me too, if I survive.

What do you mean?

Haven't you noticed?

Ever since this morning, it seems that Garm likes you a lot more than he likes

me. Wow. Why don't you go grease his wheels?

Go, babe.

Go. Come on.

Hey, Garm.

Hey, I just wanted to say that I think you're a really neat guy, and I think

were a totally rad skater. And I think it was really cool that you built this

empire right after your nasty accident.

My accident at the X Games?

You know, the one that supposedly ended your career.

Luke and I were in the front row. You know what?

If you're not feeling blissful, then maybe you should just leave.

Okay. The ogres are congregating in the north tower. I say we lure them out with

the jewel of Vespar.

And then I'll throw in one of those exploding doohickeys.

Oh, you're a nasty one.

One thing to remember is we stay calm and stick together.

Questions? No, not yet. What is she doing?

Stick to the plan.

I'm coming after you, cookie bun.

Stick together.

Come on. Okay,

don't be nervous. Remember, with these skate kids, bigger is better.

Big, loud, and extreme.

You're the expert.

I guess.

We're live in three, two... My name is Ginger, and I'm about to change the way

you think about potatoes. The new potato wedging system from Garouche Industries

guarantees delicious potato wedges the first time and every time for only $19

.95. Hey, Ginger, isn't the Wedge -O -Matic so much more than a potato

Uh, not really. You know, when I'm at home, I stick a banana in my Wedge -O

-Matic and kapow!

on his home meal.

Oh, yes, I do. Call now. The new wedge of Manigault wedge anything you like,

it'll turn lead into gold.

You don't know what you're talking about, you meathead.

The future of skateboarding, gentlemen.

Magnimax 500.

This high -capacity battery self -propelled the board, allowing the rider

up to six miles in a single push.

I hate pushing.

Smile. Mr. Grish, that would be a world record.

Manigault! Please let me ride that tasty board. I'm the real deal.

Dojo? Theo?

Okay. No!

Mr. Goff, don't do me like this!

No!

Anyway, today, one of you will make that historic ride.

Wait, just one of us? Well, yes, Zeke, because it's a skateboard, not a bicycle

built for two.

Luther.

I would be honored.

Hot to live by!

But no can do.

There you go.

Zeke and I are a team.

And there's a saying that we live by.

Something for us and all for none.

Or something like that. The point is that if I were to write that Magnum Max

solo, we'd mess up our teaming.

So I'm sorry.

Okay. Well, let's get back to work.

Oh, hey, Zeke.

Look at this.

It's the new Garou skate pen. Maybe you'd like to go back into the pen

room. Test that out.

Absolutely, Garou.

Hey, and thanks for understanding that Luther and I are a team. Okay, Mr.

McBushy, I'm going.

Luther, I understand about the whole teamwork thing, but skateboarding,

an individual sport.

Believe me, it's going to come a day.

When Zeke is going to sell you out.

Oh, no he wouldn't. Oh, yes he would. Oh, no he wouldn't. Oh, yes he would.

no he wouldn't. Oh, yes he would.

Wow.

Since you said it like that, I totally understand what you're saying.

Don't let Zeke stand in your way.

Gee, this pen.

Luke, does this mean what I think it means?

Look, I'm riding the Magno Max, and I'm not letting you stand in my way. Luke,

you're a team.

Remember?

All for one and one for all. There ain't no teams!

Skating is an individual sport.

Besides, you'd sell me out in a heartbeat.

No, I wouldn't. I don't even want to hear this, because I know where this

You're selling me out. Wait, no, Luke, you're making...

A big mistake.

I wasn't mad at Luther, to be honest with you.

Okay, I was a little mad at him, but I was more mad at Garm. He got inside

Luther's head, and I was going to give him a piece of my mind.

But since Garm wasn't there, I decided to write him a nasty little note.

You are so stupid.

Destroy all of their waffles.

T -minus one minute and countdown.

Guess what, Nana? This is going to be the longest ride in the history of human

skateboarding.

What's that noise?

Uh, we're just sitting here quietly doing a crossword puzzle.

Carl, they're coming from behind.

I see those turkeys. Oh, I'm just glad that you and Zeke are having a nice

Geez, Nana, why'd you bring Zeke up?

It's not like I'd turn my back on him or anything.

Not a boogie, Bootsy. Peace out.

T minus 35 seconds.

Oh.

Magnetic boots?

No way I'm going to fall off this thing.

Boots! Boots! Boots!

Boots, you've got to listen to me.

Garmin's trying to destroy you.

Destroy me?

Wait, come on, bro. I think you're a little jealous, okay?

It's not that pretty.

Look, you've got to come with me.

No way, bro.

On the road to greatness.

Woo!

Ah,

forget potato wedges. Let's take this puppy to the extreme.

You think this thing can handle two potatoes?

Ha!

Let's try three potatoes.

I got a good feeling about this.

Excuse me.

At ease.

Dude, I don't know who you think you are, but you are not going to destroy my

best friend.

Well, it's too late, because Luther is doomed. I don't think so.

It's time for you to take your medicine.

I did everything I could to get you to leave Zeke, but you just wouldn't do it.

And now there's nothing you can do as I get my revenge on Luther.

Revenge for what?

Ending my escape career.

I was in first place until my final run. But then some punk kid by the name of

Luther Waffles decided he needed to take a picture.

I searched for him for years.

But when I set up that phony hunt for skateboard testers, Luther fell right

my trap.

And now he's going to pay with the ultimate wipeout.

Theo, we had a meeting about this.

Luther is a great skater, and he's not going to wipe out. Oh, yes, he will.

His skate boots are magnetized. There's no way he's stepping off that board.

And then, blammo.

What's blammo? Boom, boom.

Kerbluing. What?

His skateboard will explode.

Don't you dare.

You're a lousy skater, by the way. Real lousy.

Just a crazy thought.

Dumb times call for dumb plans.

God personally asked me to be the test skater, but I, you know, wanted to keep

my options open.

Who are you again?

You!

Teriyaki? No.

Hickory. Hickory?

Oh, shh. I smell.

Kojo smells some salty.

Oh, moving a little too fast.

My feet are stuck.

My feet are stuck.

Oh, this is bad.

From Garouche Industries TV, we wish you an extreme good night.

Ker -pow!

Good job, everybody. Good job.

Wow, not one sale.

Guess nobody likes your potato cannon.

It's a wedger dipstick.

Hey, you're pretty good.

Oh, I know you're disappointed.

It doesn't have to be this way. Come on.

Hug it out.

Sure.

Kapow!

This is Cornelius Jonesworth.

Might I ask who's having a meaty snack in there?

Uh...

Bob Van Lamp. Yeah, this is Bob Van Lamp, and it's a hickory strip, by the

I know my jacket, Van Lamp.

Okay,

I'm coming in.

Where's Van Lamp? No, no, no, Kojo, I need your help. Garm's out of his mind

Luthor's in trouble. We have to go, we have to go. What about my jacket?

Get in, Minimunch, we gotta save Lut.

Take it easy on my ride. butt rake i'm in no mood hey let me stop those kids

get back here watch out

oh

no rats see ya stop them now

42 seconds!

You okay, Lou?

Except for the part where I almost exploded.

That was a cool bar.

Theo! Help me!

Theo!

Theo!

Everything worked out okay.

In the end, they busted Garm and shut down Grouch Industries.

Surprisingly, even though they threw Garm in jail, we still got paid for our

work. It's almost enough to rebuild Nana's cabin and repair the damages to

bedroom. Don't ask.

Which is why, until their places get fixed, everyone is staying with me.

You win again, cookie buns.

Hey, youngsters, you wouldn't want to play doubles, would you?

See, you want to be my teammate?

I wouldn't have it any other way.

Cincinnati rules, anything goes.

You don't even know where Cincinnati is.