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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,979 --> 00:00:08,580 Booth and I operate on the idea that if we want to become pro skaters, we have 2 00:00:08,580 --> 00:00:11,400 to act like pro skaters. You're loud and clear, bro. 3 00:00:11,940 --> 00:00:12,940 Not so professional. 4 00:00:13,020 --> 00:00:14,020 Yeah, you're right. 5 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:16,600 So, we're always comparing ourselves to the pros. 6 00:00:16,860 --> 00:00:17,960 We check out their moves. 7 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:19,200 We can do the moves! 8 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:24,460 Then we look at their gear. We got the gear, baby! 9 00:00:27,300 --> 00:00:28,680 And then we check out their clothes. 10 00:00:32,650 --> 00:00:36,510 Then we noticed that the pros have something that Luth and I don't have. 11 00:00:37,850 --> 00:00:43,050 Girlfriends. I'm lonesome. You'll be fine. I don't know how we missed it, but 12 00:00:43,050 --> 00:00:44,310 they all have girlfriends. 13 00:00:44,850 --> 00:00:48,330 You know, to hang out with after a hard day of skating and whatnot. 14 00:00:48,550 --> 00:00:51,510 Even Kojo got a girlfriend from that dumb teen dating show. 15 00:00:56,130 --> 00:00:58,150 This is such a tough decision. 16 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:12,060 Kojo, will you accept this rose? Of course I will, snooker bun. 17 00:01:13,340 --> 00:01:14,340 That's right! 18 00:01:14,660 --> 00:01:16,880 Yes! Watch out! 19 00:01:18,860 --> 00:01:22,460 We gotta take the plunge, Lute. 20 00:01:22,740 --> 00:01:23,740 Get us some girlfriends. 21 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:25,360 We're gonna get some ladies. 22 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:28,020 How are we gonna do that? 23 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:29,880 I don't know. 24 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:31,060 Maybe it's in that magazine. 25 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:46,410 Dude, you won't believe what happened. Yes, no, maybe. Don't forget that I'm a 26 00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:50,390 genius. Are you crazy? Someone could be listening to us. Wait, don't tell me. 27 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:51,410 Not again. 28 00:01:51,490 --> 00:01:53,590 Would you just calm down? Is there a problem? 29 00:01:53,930 --> 00:01:55,010 Let's get a pizza. 30 00:01:55,230 --> 00:01:58,790 Then we'll act like nothing ever happened. Calm down. It's only Tuesday. 31 00:01:59,150 --> 00:02:00,230 We'll get a pizza. 32 00:02:00,470 --> 00:02:04,010 And hope that no one will ever hear us talking. Calm down. Cause I'm a genius. 33 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:05,390 It's only Thursday. 34 00:02:05,730 --> 00:02:08,110 And by tomorrow we'll have everything just fine. 35 00:02:14,570 --> 00:02:15,570 You in? 36 00:02:15,750 --> 00:02:17,090 All right, guess she's all yours. 37 00:02:20,050 --> 00:02:22,890 Okay. I can do this, getting a girlfriend. 38 00:02:24,590 --> 00:02:25,890 I'm a cute guy, right? 39 00:02:26,630 --> 00:02:28,610 Yeah, definitely. You're a cool cat. 40 00:02:30,310 --> 00:02:31,310 Cutie cat. 41 00:02:32,190 --> 00:02:33,810 Captain Cutie Cat. 42 00:02:39,290 --> 00:02:40,870 What are you tube socks up to now? 43 00:02:42,390 --> 00:02:43,790 Jojo, here's a dollar. 44 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:45,160 Go buy yourself a new rose. 45 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:51,700 Mind if I curl up in your lap? 46 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:54,640 Meow. 47 00:02:58,540 --> 00:02:59,540 Nice, 48 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:01,080 so I'll just call you later. 49 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:08,500 If you guys are trying to meet girls, you're making this way too difficult. 50 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:12,040 There's only one surefire way. Kojo, we don't need any of your advice. 51 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:13,720 We're fine. 52 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:15,700 Luce, what happened? 53 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,960 Maybe she's allergic to cats. 54 00:03:18,460 --> 00:03:21,840 Yep. You guys are doing just fine. 55 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:24,800 Raspberry with a loser boost. 56 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:45,560 Yeah, I was, uh... Oh, Saul. 57 00:03:45,980 --> 00:03:46,980 Who was that? 58 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:48,760 I don't know. I've never seen him before. 59 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:51,340 Huh? Uh, Kojo, wait up. 60 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:57,020 So, remember when you were talking about that one surefire way of meeting girls? 61 00:03:57,200 --> 00:04:01,080 I know it's probably dumb, and, uh... Just in case, do you want to tell us 62 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:01,799 it is? 63 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,760 Gentlemen, you're in good hands. 64 00:04:04,140 --> 00:04:07,160 I present to you my big book of female ladies. 65 00:04:07,780 --> 00:04:11,440 I've got the inside info on every single girl in Milpitas. I can match up any 66 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:13,040 losers. Even you two. 67 00:04:15,049 --> 00:04:16,209 Sweet. We're not losers. 68 00:04:16,470 --> 00:04:18,130 All right, let's get started. 69 00:04:18,930 --> 00:04:21,310 Luke Goof, tell me about your perfect lady. 70 00:04:23,470 --> 00:04:26,490 Like brown hair, brown eye. 71 00:04:27,390 --> 00:04:31,250 Go for about 5 '4". I could even go for a two -footer. 72 00:04:32,270 --> 00:04:33,990 That's a tad short, Luke. I know. 73 00:04:34,230 --> 00:04:35,230 What can I say? 74 00:04:35,330 --> 00:04:36,550 I like the shorty. 75 00:04:38,010 --> 00:04:39,130 I'm a little more simple. 76 00:04:39,950 --> 00:04:45,820 I want a girl who's smart, nice to look at, And she has to love to laugh. Gotta 77 00:04:45,820 --> 00:04:46,820 have a sense of humor. 78 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:47,960 All right, got it. 79 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:52,540 Now, as soon as I get my $40 processing fee, you guys will have your perfect 80 00:04:52,540 --> 00:04:54,560 girlfriends. But first, my little disclaimer. 81 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:58,760 Kojo and Kojo's Big Book of Female Ladies cannot be held responsible in the 82 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:01,400 event that the girls have moved away, changed their hairstyle, or fallen out 83 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:04,400 the ugly tree. All comments made by the female ladies do not necessarily reflect 84 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:06,640 the opinions of Kojo or the parent company of Kojo and Kojo's mom. 85 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:11,620 Good thing about getting a girlfriend is that I've never kissed a girl before. 86 00:05:11,860 --> 00:05:12,900 I think about it. 87 00:05:13,130 --> 00:05:14,130 A lot. 88 00:05:14,150 --> 00:05:15,810 That's why I ordered kissing Katie. 89 00:05:17,870 --> 00:05:19,830 Yeah. Found her in a magazine. 90 00:05:20,210 --> 00:05:22,010 And she comes with a suction door mount. 91 00:05:25,690 --> 00:05:29,870 I've been waiting to practice kissing on her because I just get so nervous. 92 00:05:31,030 --> 00:05:32,070 She's cute though, huh? 93 00:05:32,350 --> 00:05:34,390 What? Oh, I have nice lips. 94 00:05:45,930 --> 00:05:47,510 I can't kiss a plastic dummy? 95 00:05:47,770 --> 00:05:51,550 Look, maybe, just maybe tonight, I'll get a kiss from a real girl. 96 00:06:04,390 --> 00:06:08,510 I asked Kojo for a girl with brain, look, and a sense of humor. 97 00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:12,750 And there she is, reading a big old hairy book. 98 00:06:13,450 --> 00:06:14,750 So she's definitely smart. 99 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:18,160 And yeah, she's very attractive. 100 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:21,440 Two out of three. Well, I hope she likes to laugh. 101 00:06:23,260 --> 00:06:26,580 Hey, I'm Zeke. You must be Allie. Why, hello. 102 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:28,320 Allie. 103 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:29,700 Allie Gator. 104 00:06:29,740 --> 00:06:30,740 Just kidding. 105 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:37,340 Wow, quite a laugh you got there. 106 00:06:37,660 --> 00:06:40,560 Yeah, I swallowed an air horn when I was three. 107 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,160 Not. 108 00:06:47,660 --> 00:06:50,900 So I won this goldfish at the fair, and it died. 109 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:53,420 Everyone was like, flush it down the toilet. 110 00:06:53,700 --> 00:06:55,400 But I didn't, because that's wrong. 111 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,640 So I stuffed it and made it into a keychain. 112 00:06:58,860 --> 00:06:59,860 Enchanting. 113 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:02,020 So, Lorna. 114 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:04,800 That's an interesting name. 115 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:06,240 What are you into? 116 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:07,460 Boys. 117 00:07:13,020 --> 00:07:16,700 Look, my girlfriend had a lip whisker a foot long. 118 00:07:17,390 --> 00:07:18,390 staring at me? 119 00:07:18,410 --> 00:07:20,190 Not all boys. 120 00:07:20,430 --> 00:07:27,110 Just super, super cute ones with red hair and freckles. 121 00:07:27,430 --> 00:07:30,130 The kind of boys I just want to kiss. 122 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:31,550 Okay. 123 00:07:33,050 --> 00:07:34,050 Okay. 124 00:07:34,610 --> 00:07:35,610 All right. 125 00:07:35,850 --> 00:07:37,150 Let's eat something, yeah? 126 00:07:37,530 --> 00:07:39,930 Looks like you like the chicken skewers. 127 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:42,470 What I want isn't on the menu. 128 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:44,650 Really? Just relax. 129 00:07:45,010 --> 00:07:46,430 Are you relaxed? No. 130 00:07:47,270 --> 00:07:48,350 Oh, poor thing. 131 00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:52,850 Come on. Let Mama take you to Kissy Town. But I don't want to go to Kissy 132 00:07:57,590 --> 00:07:58,590 Hey, guys. 133 00:07:59,390 --> 00:08:02,150 Allie wants to grab a picture in the photo booth. 134 00:08:02,350 --> 00:08:05,330 Oh, yeah. We would love to go to the photo booth. Come on. Let's go to Booty 135 00:08:05,330 --> 00:08:06,330 Town. 136 00:08:12,290 --> 00:08:13,290 Bro, 137 00:08:13,470 --> 00:08:14,470 my girlfriend. 138 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:16,040 Far from perfect. What? 139 00:08:16,180 --> 00:08:19,460 Yours? Hey, mine has a runaway whisker, right? No, no, no. 140 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:20,960 Ah! Ah! 141 00:08:21,420 --> 00:08:23,420 Hold on. Don't put their leg over here. 142 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:28,660 Ah, someone get their knee in my back. All right. 143 00:08:49,610 --> 00:08:50,630 I don't feel good, bro. What? 144 00:08:51,050 --> 00:08:52,250 Not having a girlfriend. 145 00:08:52,810 --> 00:08:53,890 What were we thinking? 146 00:08:54,130 --> 00:08:56,250 Yeah, there's no such thing as a perfect girl. Yeah. 147 00:08:56,650 --> 00:08:59,430 The only girl I'll ever need is right here. 148 00:09:00,430 --> 00:09:01,430 Yeah. 149 00:09:05,350 --> 00:09:09,730 Here's a single pizza toast for my single friend. 150 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:17,430 There's a dude. 151 00:09:28,970 --> 00:09:30,170 That dude is thick. 152 00:09:30,410 --> 00:09:31,590 He's talented. 153 00:09:38,070 --> 00:09:42,050 Dude is not a dude. 154 00:09:45,110 --> 00:09:46,110 Wow. 155 00:09:51,910 --> 00:09:55,250 She's a very talented mic enthusiast. 156 00:09:55,510 --> 00:09:57,870 Yeah, yeah. She's very enthousiast. 157 00:10:00,270 --> 00:10:03,190 If there's one thing we know, that girl's in trouble. 158 00:10:03,950 --> 00:10:04,809 Right, Luke? 159 00:10:04,810 --> 00:10:05,810 Oh, yeah. 160 00:10:06,010 --> 00:10:07,550 Trouble with a capital T. 161 00:10:09,170 --> 00:10:10,410 Oh, you're buttering your hand. 162 00:10:12,090 --> 00:10:13,090 I know. 163 00:10:13,790 --> 00:10:17,790 Okay. The moment I saw her, I felt like I got kicked in the stomach by an angel. 164 00:10:17,830 --> 00:10:19,110 She was the perfect girl. 165 00:10:19,430 --> 00:10:23,430 The moment I saw her, okay, I felt like I was going to barf in her face. 166 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:27,750 Look, and I don't mean to get so sappy with you guys, but I was in L -U -V -E. 167 00:10:28,050 --> 00:10:29,310 I couldn't tell Luke how I felt. 168 00:10:29,709 --> 00:10:30,850 Couldn't tell you how I felt. 169 00:10:33,030 --> 00:10:34,030 Man, 170 00:10:36,490 --> 00:10:37,670 I'm hot. 171 00:10:39,770 --> 00:10:42,710 Oh, not like that. It's hot out. 172 00:10:43,030 --> 00:10:44,510 Here, can you get a picture of me and my bike? 173 00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:45,750 Sure, yeah. 174 00:10:45,790 --> 00:10:47,270 I want to send it to my friends back home. 175 00:10:47,510 --> 00:10:48,810 They're shoveling snow right now. 176 00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:50,250 Is that mean? 177 00:10:51,490 --> 00:10:52,309 You know, good. 178 00:10:52,310 --> 00:10:53,310 It'll be funnier that way. 179 00:10:53,910 --> 00:10:54,910 I got it. 180 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:59,460 Oh, but her paws are dunking up her camera. They'll have a picture in a 181 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:01,840 Stop it. 182 00:11:02,860 --> 00:11:08,480 Do it. Hello? 183 00:11:08,740 --> 00:11:09,559 Do it. 184 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:12,320 Okay. You're not getting it. 185 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,520 It's point and shoot. Nothing to bite over. 186 00:11:27,660 --> 00:11:30,180 Oh, Luke, you made a real dork out of yourself right there. Who, me? 187 00:11:30,660 --> 00:11:33,780 What, you're the one like, I'm Zeke, I'll have your picture and your jiffy. 188 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:38,080 Jiffy? That's not even a word. And I thought you were dumb with girls anyway. 189 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,240 Well, I changed my mind. 190 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:40,620 I have total dibs on her. 191 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:41,840 Well, dibs denied. 192 00:11:41,940 --> 00:11:44,540 All right, because I saw her first. What, you can't deny my dibs. 193 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:46,800 Okay, pick a number one through 100. 194 00:11:48,180 --> 00:11:49,180 37. 195 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:51,120 What, how do you do that? 196 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:53,060 Look like you boys got a problem. 197 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:54,600 No, no, we're fine. Everything's fine. 198 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:56,160 I'll see you later. 199 00:11:57,930 --> 00:12:01,050 Well, it looked to me like you both got the hots for the same girl. 200 00:12:02,730 --> 00:12:05,370 Yeah. Well, there's only one way to settle this. 201 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:09,250 You compete for her, head -to -head, like I did on Team Bachelor. 202 00:12:09,490 --> 00:12:12,290 We've had enough of your girlfriend advice, all right, Coach? Wait a minute, 203 00:12:12,390 --> 00:12:13,369 Luther. 204 00:12:13,370 --> 00:12:14,370 Let's say we do this. 205 00:12:14,550 --> 00:12:15,770 How do you know she'll agree to it? 206 00:12:16,010 --> 00:12:18,210 Bruh, there are two things ladies love. 207 00:12:18,550 --> 00:12:21,910 One of them is when guys compete for them. I guarantee you she'll say yes. 208 00:12:25,430 --> 00:12:26,530 What's the other thing that they love? 209 00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:32,680 All right, Luther Waffles. 210 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:34,220 It's on. 211 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:37,060 May the best man win. No, because I'm going to win. 212 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:40,700 The competition is simple. 213 00:12:40,940 --> 00:12:44,620 Both gentlemen will have some alone time with you, at which point they will 214 00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:48,360 display their moves, their suave, and their spice. I'm going to spice you up 215 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:49,720 like a plate of hot beans. 216 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:52,760 Really? Hot beans? 217 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,020 I'm sorry about that. 218 00:13:06,860 --> 00:13:10,960 Let me get this straight. You two are competing for me, and you think this is 219 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:11,759 good idea? 220 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:15,380 That's right. And at the end, you will give one gentleman a single rose. 221 00:13:15,820 --> 00:13:18,900 And before you ask, I'm already taken. 222 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,100 Right. 223 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:23,800 So whoever gets the rose becomes my boyfriend? 224 00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:25,840 From that day forward. What do you say? 225 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:29,640 How could I say no? 226 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:30,980 Then let the games begin. 227 00:13:33,140 --> 00:13:34,780 Uh, guys, wait. 228 00:13:36,010 --> 00:13:37,010 Aren't you forgetting something? 229 00:13:38,870 --> 00:13:40,050 Not that. 230 00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:42,370 We don't know each other's names. 231 00:13:45,190 --> 00:13:46,190 Hey, I'm Zeke. 232 00:13:47,070 --> 00:13:48,410 I'm Luther. 233 00:13:49,430 --> 00:13:50,430 Thank you. 234 00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:52,390 When did you start kissing knuckles? 235 00:13:52,610 --> 00:13:54,170 I haven't kissed a knuckle since I was five. 236 00:13:54,650 --> 00:13:55,930 My name's Danny, by the way. 237 00:13:56,410 --> 00:13:57,770 Oh, hi, Danny. Nice to meet you. 238 00:14:00,110 --> 00:14:01,470 Just talking to my donut. 239 00:14:01,870 --> 00:14:03,110 You know, everybody does it. 240 00:14:05,230 --> 00:14:07,170 And so the competition begins. 241 00:14:07,490 --> 00:14:09,110 It's every man for himself. 242 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:13,290 Our contestants are competing to win the hand of this very special lady. 243 00:14:13,570 --> 00:14:18,710 But just how low will they go? As we all know, when it comes to the game of 244 00:14:18,710 --> 00:14:20,590 love, there are no rules. 245 00:14:35,690 --> 00:14:39,910 When I saw Luke kissing her knuckles, I knew it was going to be game on. 246 00:14:54,490 --> 00:14:57,250 He thought he was so funny messing with my croquette ball. 247 00:14:57,450 --> 00:14:58,450 But guess what? 248 00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:00,209 Not funny. 249 00:15:00,210 --> 00:15:02,850 Okay, I was up by two wickets and kicking what's -her -name's butt. 250 00:15:14,890 --> 00:15:17,510 It was a battle of wits, and I needed to come back with something clever. 251 00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:21,710 But I couldn't think of anything, so I nailed him with a rotten melon. 252 00:15:27,670 --> 00:15:32,070 From Mother Nature's ample bosom, the flora and the fauna. 253 00:15:32,490 --> 00:15:34,870 This hates poetry. The guy can barely read. 254 00:15:35,170 --> 00:15:37,130 The spotted whippoorwill. 255 00:15:37,730 --> 00:15:39,630 Singing. Caw -caw! 256 00:15:40,070 --> 00:15:41,070 Caw -caw! 257 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:47,720 And now it's time for you to pick one of these lucky gentlemen to be your 258 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:48,720 boyfriend. 259 00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:50,960 Get out of here, hippie! 260 00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:54,240 Any final statements? 261 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:55,640 Oh, yeah. 262 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,800 Look, I really like you. 263 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:01,580 And I'll treat you very well. 264 00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:06,760 And we punched the dolphin once. No, I merely pushed the dolphin. 265 00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:10,020 It's time. 266 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,200 Okay, then. 267 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,900 You know, this is a very tough decision. 268 00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:24,440 And it's extra hard because I'm already in love with Hank. 269 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:29,080 My bike. 270 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:30,880 I call my bike Hank. 271 00:16:31,220 --> 00:16:35,400 Anyway, I could never pick a boy who didn't love to ride, too. I like to ride 272 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:36,580 bikes. I have 57 bikes. 273 00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:37,900 No, you don't. 274 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,600 You've never seen them. 275 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:40,960 Great, great. 276 00:16:41,060 --> 00:16:43,740 Why don't you guys go grab your bikes and meet me back at the park in an hour? 277 00:16:46,510 --> 00:16:47,510 To be continued. 278 00:16:56,550 --> 00:16:58,490 Your grandma calls. She wants a bike back. 279 00:16:58,790 --> 00:17:01,930 Yeah? Well, at least I didn't steal my bike from a six -year -old girl. 280 00:17:02,390 --> 00:17:06,290 This is pink lightning, baby. She never lets me down. 281 00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:10,230 You guys ready? 282 00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,290 Yeah, yeah. 283 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:16,099 I didn't know what she was up to, but I had a feeling it wasn't gonna be a ride 284 00:17:16,099 --> 00:17:17,099 in the park. 285 00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:23,240 I don't think she likes you. 286 00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:27,040 So, Danny was right. 287 00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:29,040 We didn't have a clue about getting girlfriends. 288 00:18:29,260 --> 00:18:30,980 No. Man, I was such an idiot. 289 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:34,880 No, no, bro. If anyone was an idiot, it was me. No way, bro. 290 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:39,540 I was the bigger idiot. I was the biggest idiot in the history of idiots. 291 00:18:39,820 --> 00:18:41,820 And that girl is an idiot, too. 292 00:18:42,980 --> 00:18:43,980 Luther. 293 00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:45,220 I know. 294 00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:47,420 We should probably apologize to her, bro. 295 00:18:48,140 --> 00:18:50,940 Probably thinks we're a couple of dummies. But we're not, Luther. 296 00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:53,930 We've just been going about this whole girl thing the wrong way. 297 00:18:59,690 --> 00:19:00,690 It's on us today. 298 00:19:01,550 --> 00:19:04,470 Thanks, but you guys are going to let me eat in peace, right? 299 00:19:05,370 --> 00:19:06,370 Listen, 300 00:19:06,550 --> 00:19:07,529 we're sorry. 301 00:19:07,530 --> 00:19:09,150 We're just a couple of guys who made a mistake. 302 00:19:09,410 --> 00:19:10,410 We're guys. 303 00:19:11,410 --> 00:19:12,450 We're complicated. 304 00:19:13,790 --> 00:19:14,790 Okay. 305 00:19:15,390 --> 00:19:16,390 Thanks. 306 00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:24,200 I was actually feeling kind of bad about that crazy bike ride I took you guys 307 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,480 on. We deserved it. 308 00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:31,100 I mean, we got so caught up trying to outdo each other, we forgot to get to 309 00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:32,100 you. 310 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,160 Danny. 311 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:34,760 Yeah. 312 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:36,960 Danny. 313 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,400 Okay, that's a start. Have a seat. 314 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:47,440 Uh, so, is, uh, Danny short for Danica? 315 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:48,860 No. Danielle? 316 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:50,800 Mm -mm. 317 00:19:50,950 --> 00:19:51,950 Danasaurus? 318 00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:55,170 Wow. Actually, my name really is Danasaurus. 319 00:19:56,710 --> 00:19:57,950 I told you. 320 00:20:00,370 --> 00:20:02,310 I told you. 321 00:20:04,150 --> 00:20:08,070 What up, baby girl? Just got your text. Look, we ain't spoken in a while. Yeah, 322 00:20:08,150 --> 00:20:09,530 um, I met someone else. 323 00:20:09,930 --> 00:20:10,930 Who? 324 00:20:15,150 --> 00:20:17,070 You leaving me for the sandwich guy? 325 00:20:17,870 --> 00:20:21,470 Yeah, so, um, I'm gonna... I don't need that back. 22667