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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:16,700 For guys like us who skate all day long, we rip through calories like, like guys 2 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:17,740 who skate all day long. 3 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:21,100 That's why every few months, we go shrimping. Shrimp is major protein. 4 00:00:21,380 --> 00:00:24,120 I love shrimp so much, I made my very own dipping sauce. 5 00:00:24,380 --> 00:00:26,480 Uncle Luther's Home Style Dipping Sauce. 6 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:28,340 You just put your own label on it. 7 00:00:31,430 --> 00:00:32,750 Okay, let's check the net. 8 00:00:33,010 --> 00:00:36,230 Hey, you think Tony Hawk catches his own shrimp? Oh, no, he probably just shakes 9 00:00:36,230 --> 00:00:38,730 his fist at the water and the shrimp jump into the boat. 10 00:00:39,270 --> 00:00:40,970 Okay, let's see what we got here. 11 00:00:43,630 --> 00:00:44,630 Soggy pizza box. 12 00:00:46,210 --> 00:00:48,230 Message in a bottle. 13 00:00:48,930 --> 00:00:49,930 Say in a secret. 14 00:00:51,450 --> 00:00:52,550 An old book. 15 00:00:53,390 --> 00:00:55,850 Hey, my third grade math book. 16 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:03,080 What the heck was that? I don't know. Maybe we hit a rock. You better throw 17 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:04,080 anchor over. 18 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:10,040 There's something in the water. 19 00:01:10,340 --> 00:01:13,300 Give me your hand. Luke, don't panic. Give me your hand, bro. Give me your 20 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:13,779 Don't panic. 21 00:01:13,780 --> 00:01:14,780 Don't panic. 22 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:46,520 All right, well, put it back. 23 00:01:46,820 --> 00:01:47,820 Okay. 24 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:49,360 Back in the water. 25 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,280 I'm fine, man. I'm freaked out. 26 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:56,400 What was that? It's like glass. I'm sure it was nothing, man. Let's get out of 27 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:57,400 here. 28 00:02:00,300 --> 00:02:03,880 Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't believe what happened. Yes, so maybe. 29 00:02:04,140 --> 00:02:06,540 Don't forget that I'm a genius. Are you crazy? 30 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,240 Someone should be listening to us. Wait, don't tell me. 31 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:52,240 Captured in Kilworth Bay. Yeah. Holy cow, Cud. This is Rejector Bow. Yeah. 32 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:53,680 We could have been toast. 33 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:55,480 Six -foot slices of dead bread. 34 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:58,500 Local boy attack. 35 00:02:58,820 --> 00:03:00,420 Kirby Cheddar? Yeah. Look at that St. 36 00:03:00,620 --> 00:03:02,920 Gilroy Memorial. You want to go see how messed up he is? Yeah. 37 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:04,120 Yeah, let's go. 38 00:03:20,310 --> 00:03:21,650 Nothing but bull. 39 00:03:24,570 --> 00:03:27,170 Looks like I'm doing my business down at the gas angle. 40 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:28,790 Again. 41 00:03:32,410 --> 00:03:38,490 A traumatized boy, an angry shark, and a handsome reporter for the story for the 42 00:03:38,490 --> 00:03:40,790 ages. Here's the curvy cheddar. 43 00:03:41,150 --> 00:03:44,250 Excuse me. You boys wouldn't have any information on the victim, would you? 44 00:03:45,830 --> 00:03:47,330 Wait, are we on television? 45 00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:48,930 Dale, if I may jump in. 46 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:52,340 As two of the best skaters in the area on our way to becoming international 47 00:03:52,340 --> 00:03:58,060 pros, superstar wonder boys, we unfortunately have nothing to report. 48 00:03:58,520 --> 00:03:59,620 Channel 8 rocks! 49 00:04:00,620 --> 00:04:05,500 Is it cool if we hang? 50 00:04:05,860 --> 00:04:06,960 For one minute. 51 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:10,160 You are a family of friends, right? We don't hate him. 52 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:14,220 How is he? Well, he hasn't spoken since the accident. 53 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:17,440 Got a large abrasion on his left. 54 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:19,459 Butt cheek. 55 00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:20,459 Can we see? 56 00:04:20,459 --> 00:04:23,700 He's kidding. No, no, no, I'm not. You don't need to see. Yes, we need to see. 57 00:04:23,700 --> 00:04:25,640 No, you don't. I need to see. All right, enough. 58 00:04:26,020 --> 00:04:27,560 You two bozos out of here. 59 00:05:00,580 --> 00:05:01,580 What'd he say? 60 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:10,220 The bloodthirsty shark has been captured alive and is being held 61 00:05:10,220 --> 00:05:14,480 in a holding tank in a... Oh, wait! Here come the local skateboarders. You just 62 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,620 spoke with the shark victim. 63 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:19,060 Tell us. Is he going to pull through? Is he awake? Does he have insurance? 64 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:20,280 Did he say anything? 65 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:24,360 He did say something. 66 00:05:25,060 --> 00:05:27,100 What were the historic words? 67 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:30,000 He said, uh... 68 00:05:31,310 --> 00:05:32,310 Jump the shark. 69 00:05:33,770 --> 00:05:36,770 Jump the shark. Jump the shark! 70 00:05:37,010 --> 00:05:39,590 The frail victim's last request. 71 00:05:39,870 --> 00:05:43,070 But which of these local skateboarders will jump the ferocious fish? 72 00:05:43,750 --> 00:05:46,670 No, no, I'm allergic to getting eaten alive. 73 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:52,530 Well, then that leaves only you, Zeke, to heroically honor poor, pathetic Kirby 74 00:05:52,530 --> 00:05:53,810 Cheddar's last request. 75 00:05:54,070 --> 00:05:55,790 Will you jump the shark? 76 00:06:01,070 --> 00:06:02,070 Yeah, okay. 77 00:06:03,090 --> 00:06:04,410 I'm emphatic, yes! 78 00:06:04,710 --> 00:06:07,950 Ladies and gentlemen, this is Dale Davis, live from St. Gilroy Memorial. 79 00:06:08,290 --> 00:06:10,250 Shark watch, day one. 80 00:06:10,690 --> 00:06:12,590 All my problems are solved. 81 00:06:13,310 --> 00:06:14,610 Oh, yeah, baby. 82 00:06:22,690 --> 00:06:23,690 Bro, 83 00:06:23,930 --> 00:06:27,590 what were you doing back there? You just volunteered to jump a stinking shark. I 84 00:06:27,590 --> 00:06:28,590 didn't actually volunteer. 85 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:30,960 I got roped into it. What was I supposed to say? No? 86 00:06:31,340 --> 00:06:32,340 I did. 87 00:06:34,020 --> 00:06:36,720 Okay, so tank's about 25 feet. 88 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:39,580 I've done 25 feet before. 89 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:41,280 Sort of. 90 00:06:41,780 --> 00:06:45,220 You could do this, and besides, how big can the shark be, right? 91 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:48,920 Whoa. 92 00:07:00,810 --> 00:07:03,710 Or may not have just tinkled in my shorts. 93 00:07:06,490 --> 00:07:06,970 According 94 00:07:06,970 --> 00:07:15,270 to 95 00:07:15,270 --> 00:07:19,950 this book, you have a 40 % chance of survival in the ocean and a 1 % chance 96 00:07:19,950 --> 00:07:21,250 survival in a shark tank. 97 00:07:22,850 --> 00:07:26,930 Because, you know, you're, like, trapped in there like a shark snack. 98 00:07:28,830 --> 00:07:32,830 Usually in these situations, Zeke is the brave one. I could clearly see he was 99 00:07:32,830 --> 00:07:35,230 freaked. So I had to be strong. 100 00:07:35,450 --> 00:07:36,470 I had to be his rock. 101 00:07:36,770 --> 00:07:37,990 I had to suck it up. 102 00:07:38,210 --> 00:07:39,630 So can lean on me. 103 00:07:40,570 --> 00:07:42,250 Okay. I'm solid. 104 00:07:43,070 --> 00:07:44,450 Solid as a rock, okay? 105 00:07:45,110 --> 00:07:46,110 Okay. 106 00:07:46,950 --> 00:07:47,849 It'll be okay. 107 00:07:47,850 --> 00:07:48,850 It'll be okay. 108 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:50,870 Yo, 109 00:07:51,190 --> 00:07:53,090 Zeke. Heard about what you're doing. 110 00:07:53,290 --> 00:07:54,410 That's some serious junk. 111 00:07:54,650 --> 00:07:57,310 If I was you, I'd seriously think about bailing. 112 00:07:58,630 --> 00:08:00,190 Really? It's not all about you. 113 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:04,950 I'm having a concert here at Don's tonight, female ladies only. So, if you 114 00:08:04,950 --> 00:08:08,070 any hotties, which is very unlikely, give them one of these. 115 00:08:11,350 --> 00:08:13,910 Kojo sings in the key of classy. Watch out! 116 00:08:16,570 --> 00:08:19,670 And since you don't have any brothers and sisters, Monty, I think this would 117 00:08:19,670 --> 00:08:21,030 a golden opportunity for you. 118 00:08:21,230 --> 00:08:24,510 Well, I'd like to be your new brother there, but I have to check with my 119 00:08:24,510 --> 00:08:26,150 parents. I already did. 120 00:08:26,550 --> 00:08:27,489 They're cool. 121 00:08:27,490 --> 00:08:28,490 Oh, well. 122 00:08:28,930 --> 00:08:33,370 Now, as my replacement brother, naturally, I train you. Sure. I didn't 123 00:08:33,370 --> 00:08:36,450 chance to do this with Zeke. He was the lost cause before I was born. 124 00:08:36,909 --> 00:08:37,909 Oh, great. 125 00:08:38,590 --> 00:08:39,770 I'm ready and willing. 126 00:08:40,110 --> 00:08:42,929 Okay. There was a lot of eye contact just then. 127 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,630 Lower your gaze when you talk to me. 128 00:08:46,010 --> 00:08:48,770 Oh, well, uh... Sorry there. 129 00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:02,020 Tony, you have never failed me. 130 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:03,920 I need help. 131 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:05,840 I need you to give me strength. 132 00:09:10,820 --> 00:09:13,440 A little privacy here. I'm having my Tony time. 133 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:15,320 Sorry, Tony. 134 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:18,560 I'll never do that again. 135 00:09:19,060 --> 00:09:22,840 But look, Kirby, I'm going to tell you a little fairy tale to make you feel 136 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:27,580 better. There once was a doughy little boy in the hospital. 137 00:09:28,140 --> 00:09:31,820 who made a stupid and dangerous request. 138 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:37,140 And from that day, everybody hated him. 139 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:39,500 Leanne. 140 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:44,080 If you're referring to Zeke jumping the shark, I never said that. 141 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:45,400 What? 142 00:09:45,740 --> 00:09:49,680 Yes, you did. No, I didn't. I merely said bump the cart. 143 00:09:50,700 --> 00:09:51,700 Wait, what? 144 00:09:52,180 --> 00:09:53,940 You said bump the cart? 145 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:58,240 You were standing next to my food cart, and I had yet to eat my lime jello. So I 146 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:00,460 tried to warn you that you were about to pump the cart. 147 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:04,140 Wait, wait. So you didn't say jump the shark. 148 00:10:05,260 --> 00:10:06,780 This means V's off the hook! 149 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,000 Yeah! 150 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,200 Yeah! 151 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:14,780 Oh! 152 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:17,540 Hero. Skater. 153 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:21,480 Turkey -jerky enthusiast. A very complex young man. 154 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:22,720 V! 155 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:25,670 Look, you don't have to do it, okay? 156 00:10:25,990 --> 00:10:29,250 What are you talking about? Okay, look, I misunderstood Kirby, okay, because he 157 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:32,830 never said it. My bad. But the good news is you don't have to jump the shark. 158 00:10:33,870 --> 00:10:34,870 All right. 159 00:10:34,930 --> 00:10:37,370 That's it. Pack up the cameras. We're going home. Wait, Dale, don't go 160 00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:38,870 Why? 161 00:10:40,270 --> 00:10:41,610 Because I'm still going to jump the shark. 162 00:10:46,770 --> 00:10:49,350 You get that? 163 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:57,180 V, read my lip, okay? You don't have to jump the shark, period. 164 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,620 All right, now let's just move on with our lives. 165 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:02,300 Luth, I've been thinking about this, all right? This could be my defining 166 00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:04,620 moment. Your defining moment? 167 00:11:04,820 --> 00:11:08,280 It's what you're remembered by. Like Tony Hawk nailing the 900 at the X 168 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:12,320 But Tony Hawk, he didn't make it the first time, okay? You have one shot to 169 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:12,899 the shark. 170 00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:13,900 That's all I need. 171 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:21,260 Hopefully. Your bathroom duties include the sink, the tub, the toilet. 172 00:11:21,460 --> 00:11:22,460 Who's that? 173 00:11:24,460 --> 00:11:27,380 Well, officially, you won't become my brother till after your shark food. 174 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:29,920 Hiya there, Zeke. 175 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:31,680 Monty Wiggins. 176 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:34,760 Hiya. 177 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:40,280 Hey, for your information, okay, I'm not going anywhere. So you can tell Johnny 178 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:41,280 Sunshine over here. 179 00:11:42,020 --> 00:11:43,020 No offense, buddy. 180 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:45,480 Now, he won't be needed, all right, butt place? 181 00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:48,280 Dream on, pit snipper. Cheese snipper. 182 00:11:48,740 --> 00:11:49,740 Lobster bat. 183 00:11:57,740 --> 00:11:58,740 My bathroom schedule. 184 00:11:58,780 --> 00:12:00,820 Yes, you get two bathroom breaks a day. 185 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:02,880 If you don't have a large bladder, get one. 186 00:12:11,660 --> 00:12:15,840 Now, I have faith in Zeke, but let's say something goes wrong. Okay, I have a 187 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:16,840 backup plan. 188 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:18,260 Amazing backup plan. 189 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,540 I'm going to turn the shark into a vegetarian. 190 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:31,880 Now, vegetables are not just for sharks. They're for kids also. So kids out 191 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:36,740 there, eat three to nine helpings every day. Okay? I do. I can't get enough of 192 00:12:36,740 --> 00:12:37,740 it. 193 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:40,440 That's good corn. 194 00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:43,680 I like it. 195 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:49,280 Okay. 196 00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:54,500 That's not good. 197 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:56,880 I just hope it doesn't turn into... 198 00:12:57,290 --> 00:12:58,290 You know what? 199 00:13:01,330 --> 00:13:02,370 The jupes. 200 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,490 No one knows why it's called the jupes. 201 00:13:05,850 --> 00:13:10,150 All I know is it's when a skater's nerves get so bad that you can't do the 202 00:13:10,150 --> 00:13:11,350 simplest cookie -cutter tricks. 203 00:13:12,110 --> 00:13:15,690 I just need to take it easy, get my mind off the thing. 204 00:13:17,690 --> 00:13:22,410 All the female ladies, they want me to be their baby. 205 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,980 They're talking about me. 206 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:35,760 Thank you, thank you. 207 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:40,080 Hope all you female ladies are enjoying Kojo after dark. 208 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:44,920 Now I want to slow it down a little bit, dedicate this next song to a dude who's 209 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:46,540 risking his buns tomorrow. 210 00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:50,860 We've had our differences over the years, but this one comes from the 211 00:13:51,460 --> 00:13:53,500 Zeke, this is for you. 212 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:24,220 Much is body hot. 213 00:14:31,340 --> 00:14:32,380 Morning, sis. 214 00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:33,660 Here's your breakfast. 215 00:14:35,060 --> 00:14:36,540 Golly, I hope I got it right. 216 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,020 Okay, let's see. 217 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,500 One poached egg. 218 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:41,960 Good. 219 00:14:45,060 --> 00:14:48,000 Tastes like whole milk. I prefer skin, but no biggie. 220 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,520 And toast looks a little brownish. 221 00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:00,770 Feel free to zing me back. 222 00:15:01,070 --> 00:15:02,430 Oh, no thanks. 223 00:15:02,650 --> 00:15:05,710 I don't think brothers and sisters should really zing each other. 224 00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:12,390 We're less than one hour away from the big shark jump. You think Zeke is 225 00:15:12,390 --> 00:15:13,369 nervous? 226 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:15,370 You bet your sweet apples he is. 227 00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:18,210 Okay, my jeeps have gotten worse. 228 00:15:21,350 --> 00:15:22,350 Unexplained wipeout. 229 00:15:25,570 --> 00:15:26,570 Serial mishaps. 230 00:15:28,639 --> 00:15:29,639 Shower shenanigans. 231 00:15:30,540 --> 00:15:35,820 And there's nothing I can do. Nothing any doctor can do. Worst case scenario, 232 00:15:35,980 --> 00:15:38,460 the jupes get so bad that your body goes into total lockdown. 233 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:42,540 You get so freaked you can't move a muscle. And nobody had it worse than 234 00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:46,700 Gunderson. Right before he was going to drop in at a big vert contest, he froze 235 00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:47,700 solid. 236 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,360 For three years. 237 00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:52,080 For the last time, just go! 238 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,040 Let's just hope it doesn't get that bad. 239 00:16:00,910 --> 00:16:06,930 A great white, three rows of razor -sharp teeth, and a skater trying to 240 00:16:06,930 --> 00:16:07,930 county. 241 00:16:13,470 --> 00:16:16,710 Kojo, the nurse says I'm able to eat solid food now. 242 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,209 May I? 243 00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:19,330 You may have a chip. 244 00:16:19,810 --> 00:16:20,950 No cheese, Cheddar. 245 00:16:25,910 --> 00:16:27,730 So, let me understand you. 246 00:16:28,230 --> 00:16:29,730 You've never zinged anyone? 247 00:16:30,110 --> 00:16:31,410 Mr. Too -Good -For -Singer? 248 00:16:32,270 --> 00:16:33,270 Golly there, Jinder. 249 00:16:33,610 --> 00:16:38,690 I just think we should be nice to all people. Young, old, rich, poor. Are you 250 00:16:38,690 --> 00:16:40,270 trying to make me barf? 251 00:16:53,390 --> 00:16:57,970 Okay, look. Your problems are solved, okay? If you fall into the tank, the 252 00:16:57,970 --> 00:16:58,889 won't eat you. 253 00:16:58,890 --> 00:16:59,890 What are you talking about? 254 00:16:59,990 --> 00:17:03,430 Okay, I've been feeding the shark vegetables and I've turned them into a 255 00:17:03,430 --> 00:17:04,429 vegetarian. 256 00:17:05,710 --> 00:17:09,470 This is you if you were solid meat, okay? Cute little eyes, little hot dog 257 00:17:10,050 --> 00:17:11,050 Got that. 258 00:17:11,290 --> 00:17:12,290 Luther, Zeke. 259 00:17:13,650 --> 00:17:14,650 Okay, anyway. 260 00:17:14,730 --> 00:17:15,730 Watch. You ready? 261 00:17:19,550 --> 00:17:21,970 All of the vegetables have made him angrier. 262 00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,770 We forget about that, okay? I have bigger problems. 263 00:17:27,390 --> 00:17:28,390 I've got the Jews. 264 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:29,880 Wait, how bad? 265 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,080 Gunderson bad? I don't know yet. 266 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:33,880 Okay, but here's what I want you to do. 267 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:37,500 You can't let me chicken out, so when you drag me behind the golf cart, if I 268 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:39,040 don't go, I want you to go, got it? 269 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:43,720 I think so, yeah. Just do the opposite of whatever I say, okay, no matter what. 270 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:46,400 Wait, wait, so do the opposite of what you just said right now? 271 00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:47,840 No, it hasn't started yet. 272 00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:50,520 Okay, so wait, wait, it hasn't ended yet. 273 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,660 Just go, no matter what. 274 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:54,960 Okay, I got it. 275 00:17:55,860 --> 00:17:56,860 Just don't go. 276 00:17:57,330 --> 00:18:01,170 There appears to be a holdup. Just do the opposite. 277 00:18:01,770 --> 00:18:05,890 Is Zeke going to jump, or dare I use the words, weenie out? 278 00:18:09,890 --> 00:18:12,230 Uh, uh, Luke, don't go. 279 00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:14,690 I mean, really, don't go. My shoe's untied, all right? 280 00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:19,410 He said his shoe was untied, okay? I didn't know what to do. I was so 281 00:18:19,410 --> 00:18:23,730 that my brain was all goobly -gopped, and I just played it safe. 282 00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:28,310 What are you doing? 283 00:18:31,670 --> 00:18:33,090 This is it! 284 00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:14,250 I think I can say without any hyperbole, Zeke is the greatest American who's 285 00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:15,250 ever lived. 286 00:19:16,650 --> 00:19:17,650 What's up, guys? 287 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:18,890 Thanks for coming out. 288 00:19:22,210 --> 00:19:24,970 Well, not bad for a pit sniffer. 289 00:19:25,370 --> 00:19:26,370 Thanks, Ronsticle. 290 00:19:28,170 --> 00:19:32,790 Monty, this is my brother. You can head back to fairy tale land where everyone 291 00:19:32,790 --> 00:19:33,790 talks nice. 292 00:19:33,810 --> 00:19:34,950 Bye -bye, sapsucker. 293 00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:49,510 Whether jumping the shark is going to be my defining moment or not, time will 294 00:19:49,510 --> 00:19:52,410 tell. But it's just nice to know that my friends were there to support me. 295 00:19:53,450 --> 00:19:58,950 Right. So you mean your enemies were there to not support you. 296 00:20:00,350 --> 00:20:02,170 Luther, we're not doing the opposite thing anymore. 297 00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:04,250 Okay. 298 00:20:05,310 --> 00:20:06,650 So we are doing it. 299 00:20:07,410 --> 00:20:08,410 Great. 300 00:20:09,890 --> 00:20:14,510 Well, Kojo, our paths don't cross that often, but I've enjoyed your company, 301 00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:15,469 handsome buddy. 302 00:20:15,470 --> 00:20:19,510 How about you never talk to me ever, and you can have the rest of my nachos? 303 00:20:20,790 --> 00:20:21,830 It's Kojo time. 304 00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:23,090 Come on, girl. 305 00:20:23,610 --> 00:20:25,490 Oh, boy, 306 00:20:30,150 --> 00:20:31,850 Kirby Cheddar, things are looking up. 21895