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I'm sorry, was that a trick?

I missed it. I was too busy doing this.

Corky, Kojo.

Let's go to the judges.

Wow, okay.

All two methods in as well?

You know, Kojo, beating you just works up such an appetite.

Let's tune in.

Cheese quesadilla coming right up. Get ready to bust out your 11s, ladies,

because it's gojo time.

Ta -da!

Hey!

I thought I told you kids to stay away from here!

Now either buy some batteries or get lost, you wuss!

Rumpmaster General's Mr. Fitzel. He owns an electronics store and his back door

opens onto ramps. He's always hassling us and calling us riffraff in a million

different ways.

Riffraff! Riffraff!

Riffraff! Riffraff! Riffraff! Riff!

Riff! He's a total bus waxer, but skateboarding is not a crime.

You know what is a crime? Five bucks for this kid -sized ice cream cone.

Oh, man.

It's okay.

You gonna buy me another one?

No.

Well, I got a little surprise for you, Riff Raff. I finally called the cops.

You've been threatening that every day. You're not going to call the cops.

So who's laughing now, Riff Raff?

Me! I am!

Wait,

don't tell me, dude, you won't believe what happened.

All right, freeze, punks! Up against the wall!

Okay, what do you want us to do, freeze or get up against the wall?

Don't get smart with me. I don't like smart.

I eat smart for breakfast.

Hey, yo, I know my right.

I'm making my one phone call.

Hey, baby girl.

Oh, no, yeah, just thought I'd give you a call. You know, baby, it's nothing.

Hey, hey, arrest those two first, deputy.

They're riffraff.

That one's riff, that one's raff.

As an officer of the law, you must... Work up quite an appetite. What are you

getting at, rooster top?

Extra quesadilla.

Are you offering an on -duty police officer a bribe?

Good, because I love me some quesadillas.

Arrest those boys, Deputy Dongle. Hey, it's Deputy Dingle. Deputy Wally Dingle.

I'm sorry, but this is public property, and skateboarding's not a crime.

One of these days, you boys will be sorry.

Nobody makes a fool out of Clarence Fitzell.

Again!

Whoa!

Man,

it is a great day for skating. No Fitzell, no cops. Kojo went to get a

Right on.

Soda? Oh, yeah, root beer me.

Oh, yeah.

Dude, why?

I love the spray.

Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Some guys like sports drinks or protein bars for a little afternoon pickup. Not

me. Like a cold splash of Soda Fizz.

special can of root beer. It's been shaking in my nana's bingo tumbler for

years.

Saving it for my 16th birthday.

I'll have to use this thing to air dry my delegates.

FYI, I like them to smell like bacon.

Oh, yeah.

You are a strange and wonderful creature, Looper Waffles.

Do I smell bacon?

All right, well, I'm out, man. Mom's making dinner. You want in? Oh, no, I'm

wired from that spray.

Gonna grind for a while.

I landed this quadruple kickflip, and then this robot came out and shot me

this green goop and took my skateboard.

Luth, I don't believe you. Look, I am not lying.

Okay, maybe it was a double kickflip, all right, but I landed it. A skateboard

-stealing robot.

Yes, I swear. Just like the time you swore you saw Bigfoot.

It's Bigfoot called Manimal Control!

That was an honest mistake, all right? Mr. Buzznick is super hairy.

Luther, there is no robot. You probably saw a shiny trash can.

It's not a shiny trash can, okay?

I'm leaving.

I'm not an idiot.

Closet, Luther. I knew that.

I want a bottle of tea.

What's up, bro daddy?

We need a banana board.

Yeah, you guys want to have one of these?

It's like my backup. Little banana buddy.

Luther, I am back to take your skateboard.

I am an angry robot.

You told him? Yeah, it might have slipped out.

Don't worry, Luther. I believe your robot story.

Thanks, Harvey.

Everyone knows that evil robot cyborgs have been sent from the future to steal

our most prized possessions like gold and dental floss.

Yuck it up! Why am I here to be treated like an Aussie?

Go in and shred the fountain.

Yes! Yes!

The robot! It's back there!

If a robot ever shows up, I will slap myself silly.

I swear it's right there!

Well,

let's get it over with.

Oh, no, it's got for our dental flies.

Oh, this is right. What is that thing?

The K -Bot 3700.

The latest in artificially intelligent robot technology.

I built it myself to keep you worthless riffraff away from my business.

You have one minute to vacate the premises.

Hitzel, are you kidding me? You built a robot just to hassle us? Oh, it's going

to do more than hassle you.

Bitzel thinks he can scare us away with a rolling boombox?

He's got another thing coming.

Noise -canceling headphones!

Great idea! Hollywood!

I love their burgers.

See? I can't hear a word you're saying.

No, I'm nothing against dolphins.

Donuts, they do sound like a good idea.

modification those worthless riffraff will be sorry especially

these two

oops

hey guys it's back

where's your music you overgrown jukebox i was in the mood for a little doo -wop

Don't you know you...

Spare key?

Yeah.

Hey, guys, I really don't mind if you're skating around here, but just try and

stay away from my mom's new planner, all right?

Oh, sorry. Or break it.

Whatever.

Hey, yo, this is Banks, man. We can't get any air. There's no place to grind.

And we got to watch your bigfoot -looking neighbor put sunscreen on.

Losing ramps was like losing a best friend.

We've had so many good times there over the years. Like the first time I landed

a 360.

Or the time we found a whole case of pork gravy.

It tastes really nasty, but it's great for squeaky wheels.

Well, I was desperate, so I called the only person who could help.

Unfortunately, the governor had more important things on his plate.

So I just called Deputy Dingle.

Okay, let me just make sure I got this straight. So Mr. Fitzell built a skater

-hating robot who lasered your pants off and kicked you out of your skate spot.

That's correct.

Sounds like a 1237 to me. Definitely a 1237.

What's a 1237? Kids messing with an officer's head.

It's like the week I spent chasing after false Bigfoot report.

Copy that, gentlemen. I have legitimate police business to attend to.

Oh, I am so proud.

We make such a good team, K -Bot.

Give me five.

Oh, but that's not so good.

Then maybe I should power you down.

I can't let you do that, Mr. Pitzel.

What? I said I cannot let you do that, Clarence. What are you doing?

Oh, Kirby Cheddar, what happened to you, man?

I was walking down the street, and this crazy vacuum cleaner flatted my

trombone.

That vacuum sounds like Fitzell's robot.

Yeah, but what's he doing outside of ramps? I don't know, but it's one thing

go after skaters. But you don't go beating up poor defenseless weenies like

Kirby Cheddar.

That's what I'm saying.

So what are we going to do now?

Hide.

Good idea.

Deputy Dingle?

Oh. You know what? I'm glad you called, okay? That robot is real and it's

totally out of control. Relax.

Your story checked out and I apprehended the robot.

Guys, he accidentally offended the robot.

Yeah!

That's right. And Mr. Fitz will want to apologize to you.

Why don't you meet us down at Ramps?

Don't listen to him, Zeke. He'll take your car keys.

Cool. All right. We'll see you there.

Fuck, my phone!

Next mission, destroy Zeke and Luther.

Mr. Fitzell!

Deputy Dingo!

Yoo -hoo!

Skater dudes come in peace.

I don't know, Luther. Something smells fishy.

Oh, my tuna quesadilla left it in the oven.

Wow.

Fritzl's a total slob.

Mr. Fritzl, dude, you've got to shut that thing down, okay? It's out of

I can't. The keyboard, it's got a mind of its own.

I screwed up big time, big time.

Don't worry.

We'll take care of it. Really?

We will?

You will?

That's right, Mr. Fitzwill, because despite what you think of us, we're not

worthless.

That is so brave.

You're a modern -day hero.

Well, if you survive.

Surviving's good.

We had a weird situation.

We needed a plan to bring down a robot. So we turned to the one guy who knows

weird, lives weird, and frankly, It is weird. The first thing you'll need to

defeat a rogue robot is a pair of battle -ready fighting suits.

Luckily for you, I have to have high -tech prototypes.

Get to the plan, Oz.

In due time, which is now, when the K -Bot powers up for its big laser blast,

Zeke, you will hold up this mirror and reflect the laser back at the robot,

giving it a well -deserved taste of its own medicine.

Are you sure this is going to work? It worked in Galactic Force 9, so yeah,

pretty much full proof.

These are high -tech battle suits.

Had the baking sheet backed by nine. We're making ladyfingers.

Over here.

Reflect on this.

Ooh, good one.

Prepare to be destroyed.

Lute, new plan.

Roar!

I don't know, Lute. This might be the end.

Oh!

My beautiful yellow spine!

I could really use a soda spray right now.

Luce, that's it.

What's it? I need you to run home and get that can of roofer you've been

for two years.

But why?

Well, there's no time to explain.

There isn't?

Well, there might be, but it'd be cutting it close. Let's just do it

No, Luce, we've wasted too much time on this conversation.

Now go!

Hey, robot, come and get me!

Come on! Come and get those! Don't come to me!

No time to talk.

I got the

can. Give it to me.

Whoa. Hey.

Hey, robot.

Can it.

I am so glad I didn't open that can on my birthday. He did it! He destroyed the

evil vacuum cleaner!

Well, I hate to say it, but I was wrong about you skaters.

You're not completely worthless, Rip -Rap.

Well, whatever.

We did what we had to do.

I'll be going now.

So, um, you boys need anything, just, uh, let me know.

How about you stop hassling us at ramps?

Oh.

Oh, okay, it's a deal.

I'll try to be a little bit nicer from here on out.

Oh, girl pug!

Not you, Kirby Cheddar! Nobody likes you!

Wait a minute.

Okay. Come on.

Oh,

my pocket protector.

Yeah, it was looking pretty grim. Lasers flying, neighbors running, Kojo sobbing

like a little girl. Hey.

Then I stuck the can in the robot's crusher and blew it to smithereens.

I helped.

Wow, you guys are like total heroes.

Some say heroes, some say legends. You know, we don't like to put a label on

Unless you would like to.

Yeah, but one thing's for sure.

We'll never have to see that ugly robot again.