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You see this handrail right here? Usually we'd be grinding all the way

bad boy.

But we're doing something a little different today.

We're in the mood for milkshakes.

Ice cream.

Milkage.

Chocolate syrup.

Uh, Luke, what are you doing?

The bacon bit.

Come on, what doesn't taste better with bacon bits, right?

Sure, this might seem a little extreme, but you have to understand where Luther

and I live. We live in... The No Fear Zone!

Yeah!

And cut.

Did we get it?

Ah, fudge crackers, I didn't hit record.

Luth, if we want to get our video on TV, you have to press record. No problem,

record. All right, let's do it again.

Luth, you did remember to take the lint cap off, right? Come on, man, I'm not

dumb.

Dude, you won't believe what happened next. Oh, maybe. Don't forget that I'm a

genius. Are you crazy? Someone could be listening to us. Wait, don't tell me.

Not again.

Would you just calm down? Is there a problem?

Let's get a pizza.

Then what? Nothing ever happens. Calm down. It's only D -Day. We'll get a

It won't take no one over to talk to you. Calm down. Cause I'm a genius.

It's only birthday.

But by tomorrow, we'll have to be teachers.

I have to admit, our milkshake footage came out awesome.

So we entered it into a video contest on a local TV station.

Let me tell them about the prizes.

Hang on, Luke. The show is called The Shred. It's hosted by Dale Davis, and

all about skateboarding. Let me tell them about the prizes. Not yet.

Anyway, people send in wacky skate videos, and Dale plays his favorite. The

audience vote, and the winner get... Luke?

What?

Prizes. Oh, yes.

Huge prizes, okay? Killer pee in your pants prizes.

Like a roasted pig or a suit of armor.

And the best one of all is... A case of spray cheese!

Come on, who doesn't love spray cheese?

Finger cheese?

No, no, bro. The fact is, we still take our skateboarding very seriously. This

is just a little diversion to keep us loose. Right, Lutz? Oh, yeah, I'm

loose.

In the meantime, we're waiting for Dale Davis to call us to see if our video

made the show.

Where's that phone?

All right, stop!

Just listen.

Okay, I found it.

Luke.

Oh, I put it here so I wouldn't forget.

Hello?

Sure, I'll call you Dale.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. You got it.

You saw the video. He wants us to be on the show.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Lurk, you do remember the rules?

Two taps, a hug's over.

Yeah.

Hooch, it's that time of year again, and we have a lot of work to do.

in a meeting. Ooh, talking about lady stuff, huh?

I'm in. Actually, we're planning my surprise birthday party. What? You guys

your own surprise birthday parties?

Isn't that, like, illegal or something?

Tell him, pooch.

She plans everything and shows up and acts surprised.

Watch.

Hey, folks, it's time to meet our finalists for this week's wackiest skate

video. First up, from Pacific Terrace, Zeke and Luther.

Zeke is a C -9th grade student, and Luther recently started knitting his own

neckties. Took me three weeks.

And their opponent, the reigning three -time video champion, Barry the Goose.

Goosey!

So we're going up against our local weird guy, Barry the Goose Goosey. He

to be a decent skater. Now he works down at Tire Depot and makes crazy skate

videos on the side.

Word on the street, Goose once ate a live raccoon.

No way. Hey, I'm just saying what the street says, okay?

Street gets chatty.

All I want to say is that you got to go extreme, man.

You either go big or you go home.

Clune on my way over, 43rd and Lexo have at it.

So, let's go on to the videos. And the first up, Zeke and Luther's video. Whole

lot of milkshaking going on.

Their opponent, the goose. And a video we like to call Rubble of

Trouble.

Take a look and see what the lucky winner will get.

Oh, this is my favorite part.

A soft -serve ice cream machine.

So, call in right now, folks. And remember, you can call as many times as

like.

How about we invite Belinda Gronk?

Pooch, I told you. I only want cool people at my party. No Gronk.

Milton Fist?

Next. Wanda Hurdle. Okay, now you're not even trying.

person that absolutely must be at my party is Hart Hamlin.

Hart Hamlin?

Beautiful, brunette, bad boy.

Hart Hamlin?

The one and the only.

Hello? You want a bad boy? I'm about as bad as they come, baby.

I haven't brushed my teeth in five days.

Give it up, stink.

It'll never happen between you and me.

Never. Yeah, well, I heard Hart only dates chicks that are like five feet or

taller. You're like four and change.

It's true, Ginger.

Hart's a tall chaser. If he wants tall, then I'm going to give him tall.

Hart Hamlin will be mine.

We're back. The votes have been tabulated and the results are in. Stacy?

Oh, hold this.

My favorite part.

Oh, oh.

For a guy. One for the blooper reel, huh, Stacy?

I have it. Thank you very much. And the winner is... Goose! Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

And... Zeke and Lou!

So tune in next week when they bring in more videos.

I'm going to make a promise to all of you right here and right now. I'm going

crush these two losers.

I'm going to chew them up and spit them out.

Oh, yeah? Well, Luther and I aren't afraid of the goose because he just flew

into the no fear zone.

In the no fear zone, there's only one thing served.

Goose. What did you say?

No, no, no. You heard us.

Raccoon breath.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, no, you didn't. Oh, yes, I did.

We're spying to find out what that hairy bus waxer's up to.

Luth over here takes his undercover work very seriously.

Right, Luth?

Aw, man.

Blew my cover.

Everyone knows I'm a shrub.

Is the rocket on?

Feeling good, feeling good.

Yeah, we good?

Well, bro, looks like we're going to have to kick it up a notch.

But I don't mind, because where do we reside, Lute? A town called Fearless.

No, the No Fear Zone.

All right, brother, the No Fear Zone. Oh, yeah.

Wait till we get to loading this.

These aren't tall enough.

We need to go taller, pooch. Taller!

Ginger, you're out of control.

I can handle it.

It's time for the you -know -what.

Ginger, no.

Not the... Yes.

The big mama.

Oh, yeah, baby.

If we're going to win this, we need to do something that's going to be wild.

Something that's going to blow people's minds.

Ooh, ooh, I got it. Right here. I got it.

Luther? Okay, look.

We rail slide the Great Wall of China.

How about a thought we can actually pull off, Luke?

Well, if you... Let's go.

Hey, Stinkster, what are you doing?

You're just playing the finishing touches on your sister's surprise party.

That guy will do great. Crazy things for love.

It's her birthday?

Huh. What are you gents up to?

Not that I care.

Just making small talk.

Yeah, you know, we're brainstorming for this video. It's supposed to really be

impressive.

Luce? I think I got it. Okay, so we're going to fill our pants with helium and

jump over the garage?

We hit the ramp hard, and the helium gas gives us just enough lift to clear it.

Okay, but that's like... 50 feet. How are we going to get down? It's just like

Stinky's Balloons. We let the air out, and down we come.

Because where do we live, Lutz?

The No Fear Zone. That's right.

Don't get me wrong. I love the idea of the No Fear Zone.

But sometimes I get confused with the Really, Really Bad Idea Zone.

Okay, I think we got everything we need.

I'm not scared either.

What?

I thought you said you were scared.

No, I'm not scared.

Why, are you scared? I'm not scared.

You're not scared.

Good, because we're definitely going to beat the goose.

Here, buddy.

Slow, buddy.

Hooch, heart looks so super bad boy today.

I'll take you there.

Tiny food?

Enjoy.

Quiet, everybody.

Ginger's coming.

You ready to do this, Z?

Yeah, sure.

Where are we standing?

The no fear zone.

Right, right, right, right.

Time to bring it down.

Ready your zipper. Okay.

One, two, unzip.

This is bad.

I can't unzip. Come on.

Unzip. I have too much gas in my pants.

Me too. Oh, no.

Come on. What are we going to do?

It's time for this lady to help herself to a piece of birthday cake.

If you know what I mean.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Cake! Shall we?

Hey, Ginger.

I'm liking the outfit.

Thanks. I like it up here.

Ooh, a penny!

I really thought it could work out between us, Ginger.

Oh, well, party on.

This is bad, man, okay? We're getting higher and higher.

Listen, Luth, we'll be fine, all right?

Whoa!

That thing came way too close. I saw the pilot's face. He was laughing at us.

What? Hey, we are not a freak show. We are a freak show. This is all your

What? All right.

Stop. Stop. Calm down. Calm down.

Luth, you're right.

I got us all caught up in this stupid no -fear zone.

I was so obsessed with beating the goose that I ended up being the goose.

I should have told you I was scared.

Dude, maybe being a little scared is actually a good thing. It keeps you from

doing things that are...

Dumb.

Uh -oh.

What? Channel 7 action newscopter. Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Swim away.

Swim away. Oh, no.

Butterfly. Butterfly.

This is officially the worst birthday ever.

Not after you see my present.

A slingshot?

Not your typical gift for an 11 -year -old girl.

Your brother's making like a balloon above Bayshore and Sixth. And you, my

dearie, get to shoot him down with that slingshot.

Sound like fun?

What?

Well, Zeke, if this is the end, at least we're heading into a beautiful sunset.

Ow! Oh, what the corn?

Ow!

A stale donut bowl? What the fuck? I don't want that.

Hey.

Oh, no.

Oh.

learn to quit while you're ahead.

The votes have been counted. Who

will take home our grand prize?

Will it be Zeke and Luther's gassy pants?

Strange young man, but still a winner.

Well,

it was a wild ride. But it feels good to be retired from the wacky video

circuit. And the best part is, now we have all the creamy goodness we can eat

whenever we want.

Cone? Who needs a cone?

May I cut in?

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

You love an idol.