All language subtitles for Zeke And Luther s01e12 Luther Leads

You're probably wondering who's the
numbskull coming out of the water and

his problem is. Well, that numbskull is
me, Zeke. And my problem?

Well, this is the worst day of my life.

And I'm pretty sure I swallowed a
jellyfish.

It's a sea monster! Get him!

The thing is, today wasn't supposed to
be like this. But kick back, relax, and

I'll tell you more about it in a second.

Wait, don't tell me, dude, you won't
believe what happened yet. Oh, maybe.

forget that I'm a genius. Are you crazy?
Someone could be listening to us. Wait,

don't tell me. Not again.

Would you just calm down? Is there a
problem?

Let's get a pizza.

Let's have a laugh like nothing ever
happened. Calm down. It's only Tuesday.

We'll get a pizza.

It won't let no one overhear us talking.
Calm down. Because I'm a genius.

It's only Thursday.

Oh, yeah. Today wasn't supposed to be
like this. It was supposed to be

You see, Don, it's the 10th anniversary
of the day Luther and I started

skateboarding. A huge moment in history.
So we're throwing a big party tonight,

right here.

Probably gonna need pizza, corn dogs, a
cheese platter. And donuts?

Chicken fingers, buffalo fingers. And
donuts?

Salty chips.

And donuts?

Yeah, sure, a couple donuts.

Yeah.

Dough...

So how many people? Just you two?

Don, have you even been listening?
There's going to be a ton of kids here

celebrating the greatest moment of our
lives.

The day we found the board.

I love that story.

Uh, guys, when I look off into the
distance all dreamy, that means you're

supposed to tell the story. We were just
two kids hanging outside your donut

shop when it appeared.

Our destiny.

We were shaking with excitement.

No, no, no. I was shaking because I had
to go potty.

The minute I saw that board, I knew our
lives had changed.

I jumped on it and led us to the
promised land.

He wrote it first, then I wrote it
second.

I'm telling you, Don.

That day has etched in our memories like
a permanent recording.

Kind of like the one I got on videotape.

What are you talking about?

My security camera out front.

I got about 15 years of surveillance
footage stored away in the back closet.

Wait, wait.

You have footage of the first day we
skateboarded? Yep.

Can we see it?

No way. You need top -level security
clearance to see those tapes. All my

employees know that.

Don, you're the only one that works
here.

True.

So that's why I'm always employee of the
month.

Man, that is so lame.

When did Don become such a donut head?

Wait, Luz, I have an idea.

We need to get back into that security
closet.

What if we use your snooze Monica?

No, no, no, no, no, no. I said I
wouldn't use it for evil purposes.

Only for good.

After a lifetime of noodling on the
harmonica, Luther happened to stumble

two musical notes that, if played
exactly the right way, made people fall

instantly asleep.

This is for good, Luth. We're not going
to steal the tape. We're just going to

look at it.

Hey,

Donny boy, how about a little jingle
while you work? No, thanks. I'm more of

talk radio man.

Especially that one guy.

Mad Mouth Malone in the morning. He's my
favorite DJ.

Huh?

Look, I just bit into a donut, and what
did I find?

Jelly? No.

A golf ball. The golden golf ball. You
found it.

She won!

She won!

Hey, everyone.

Ginger won the keys to my kingdom.

Isn't that great?

I placed the golden golf ball in my
donut dough and decided that whoever

it, will inherit the shop when I retire.

You're serious?

Well, I can't go on forever.

So if you're interested, Ginger, all
this could be yours.

Don Donaldson? I think.

Let's get jiggy with this.

There we are.

Oh, you were so cute.

Oh, look.

I missed Dawn's fro.

Here we go.

This is when I first stepped on the
board and showed you how it was done.

Man, you were really shaking.

Told you I had a potty.

Wait a second.

That's not how I remember it.

I skateboarded first.

You can't afford it to burn.

So this is the property I was talking
about.

Oh, it's nice.

I want to bulldoze by Friday.

We'll talk details later. Now, I am
sorry.

Howdy, future donut queen.

That's you.

Oh, Don Sue.

Clever.

Yeah. So, I have some paperwork drawn
up. Uh -huh.

Transfer of ownership.

Great. The early retirement plan.

And yourself.

Mm -hmm. I'll sign whatever you need.
Great. After I see what you got.

Huh? Well, I can't hand the store over
to just anyone.

I need to know you got donut making in
your blood.

Are you kidding me? I'm tap -do
positive.

Great. Then you'll have no trouble
passing the test.

Okay. How do you feel?

You look just like me.

The dream come true.

I'm starting to think it's pretty cool
that it was me and not Zeke who skated

first after all these years.

Me. Luther Waffles. The first.

Just like...

George Washington, the first president
to walk on the moon.

Yeah, so Luke skated first that day. It
really doesn't matter.

In fact, I'm kind of happy for the guy.
But between you and me, it's really not

a big deal. I'm starting to think it's a
huge deal.

Because ever since that day, he's been
lead board.

Maybe.

Just maybe.

I should be lead board today.

What? Yeah.

But I'm always lead board. I know.

But since I stated first, maybe I'm more
of the leader type.

Maybe my leadership skills haven't been
nurtured.

Nurtured? Yeah, nurtured.

So let me get this perfectly straight.

You think you can handle being lead
board? Yeah.

Luther has no idea what it means to be
lead board. All these years, I've made

look so easy. But trust me, it's not all
peaches and cream. Being lead board is

about spacing.

Making sure Luther's at a safe distance.

It's also about making snap decisions.

It's about making sure your partner has
proper snackage.

It's like I'm the pilot, and my number
one job is to make sure that I steer

ship down those train tracks.

You know what I mean?

But come on, Zeke. You've got to give me
a chance to be leader.

Okay, fine.

You can be lead board.

Just make sure we're back in time for
the party at dawn. All right, all right,

this is going to be awesome.

Hey, Kojo, you want to ride with us?
Whoa, Lute, what are you doing? Relax,

amigo, I'm keeping things fresh.

I guess I can grace you with my
presence. Where to?

Yeah, where to, Mr.

Keep Things Fresh? Look, guys, you're
safe when Luther Waffles is at the

okay? Everyone get it? I say skateboard,
go!

Let's escape, boys! Whoa!

Another dead end?

Quicksand?

In the history of Lee Ward, this dude is
absolutely the worst.

Doesn't look like it was my idea.

Hey, guys, it's pipe down.

Trying to figure out the next move.

Hey, I got it. Look, we'll hit the bench
and 50 -50 the rail, all right?

I don't know, Lou.

Maybe we should start heading back so we
can set up for the party. Yeah, man,

because I got to shower up and tag them
down. Guys, I'm Lee Ward, all right?

And as Lee Ward...

I say skateboards. Oh!

I don't know what to think. It's getting
late. We should head back.

See a shark?

Whoa!

Jake!

Jake!

What do we do, Kojo? I don't see him. I
don't know, man.

You're supposed to be the big leader.

Kojo was right.

But as a good leader, it was important
that I didn't panic. That I made smart

and sensible decisions.

Oh, my pants.

Oh.

Now you see why I'm upset? My best
friend led me off a stinking pier.

Hey, you! But at least things can't get
any worse.

Hooligans! Having a nice time staring
little children?

What? No, I was being attacked.

Wait a second.

You're one of those skateboard jockeys I
saw on the boardwalk.

Reckless hooligans.

They made me drop my pudding pot.

So, where's your leader, huh?

The one with the goofy helmet?

Okay. For the record, not normally the
leader. In fact, he's a terrible leader.

He's the reason I fell off the pier.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on.

You went off the pier?

This is Tower 5. I just popped a perp
for multiple code violations.

Jumping off the pier and scaring little
kids. Over.

Hey, Rex.

All right, two things. One, neither of
those things are code violations.

And two, you left your car lights on
again. Over.

Ah, crap, hey.

Guess I'm out of here, Rex.

Hold on. Just because technically you
didn't break the rules doesn't mean you

didn't screw up big time, cowboy.

So you're going to stay right there and
think about that while I go jump my car.

You wouldn't happen to have any jumper
cables on you, would you?

Here you go.

Fresh out of the oven.

So give it to me straight, Don.

What's the verdict?

You pass.

I did?

Yep. With flying colors.

You ran this place exactly how I'd want
it to be run.

So enjoy your victory, donut.

Don, the last thing I want right now is
another donut.

This place is mine?

All mine?

Yep. But don't forget about your donut.

Don, for the last time, I don't want the
stinking donut!

That was part of the test, wasn't it?

One should never be tired of donuts.

I'm not getting the donut shop, am I?

Nope. So my dream of bulldozing this
dump and putting up Ginger World is

Huh?

If you don't help me find my buddy, then
you're not getting your noodles back.

What are you doing here?

Look, I'm going to bust you out of here,
all right?

No, call the shots enough for one day.

I know you have the right to question my
leadership skills, and I know that

you're mad, but... You're darn right I'm
mad. I'm in here because of you.

Now get lost.

Fine.

I was going to break you out of this
chicken coop so we wouldn't have to miss

our party.

But you know what?

You're on your own.

Yep.

Ah, it's Dianora, sucker.

Ah,

the leader.

Rex's lucky day.

And it smells like my old cat shoe to
me. But anyway, I gotta go.

Let's go.

Arrivederci.

Adios.

So, what's new with you?

Cork it, Luz.

I'm trying to think of a way out of
here.

You got anything?

Still thinking.

Still thinking.

Okay, here it comes. Wait for it.

Ah, you don't got nothing, do you? Not,
uh, yeah. So what's your idea?

I think you're gonna like it.

Hey, kids!

Do not poke the seal carcass!

Oh, sorry, ma 'am.

My mistake.

Take your shoes off. What are you
talking about? Saucer! We don't have

the chit -chat, okay? The only way we're
getting those keys is with your monkey

toes. Now hustle!

A little -known fact.

Zeke, he has monkey toes. For real.

But after years of skating and gripping
the board with his feet, his toes have

become like fingers.

Short, stubby little fingers.

Nice work.

It's all too long.

Rest it.

Now, pop the top on that soda pop.

Are you kidding?

What do we need the soda pop for?

I'm thirsty.

Ruth, we don't have time.

And that's how it was on our 10 -year
anniversary.

It wasn't about my monkey toes or
Luther's snooze Monica.

No. It was about remembering what's
really important.

We're friends no matter who leads.

Well, Luke, I gotta admit.

When the chips were down, you definitely
came through. Maybe you should lead

every day.

Are you serious?

Well, maybe every once in a while.

Thanks, D.

You know what?

Happy anniversary.

Happy anniversary, man.

Thank you.

Oh,

you've got to be kidding me.

Is that a golden golf ball?

Yeah.

And I want you to have it.

Don, you've got a winner! Over here!

My son!

You won!

You won!

I'm going to teach you everything I
know. I'm going to show you how to make

chocolate glaze, and maple glaze, and
french fries, and coconut, and regular

nuts, and I'm going to teach you all
about the logic of food.