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You're probably wondering who's the numbskull coming out of the water and

his problem is. Well, that numbskull is me, Zeke. And my problem?

Well, this is the worst day of my life.

And I'm pretty sure I swallowed a jellyfish.

It's a sea monster! Get him!

The thing is, today wasn't supposed to be like this. But kick back, relax, and

I'll tell you more about it in a second.

Wait, don't tell me, dude, you won't believe what happened yet. Oh, maybe.

forget that I'm a genius. Are you crazy? Someone could be listening to us. Wait,

don't tell me. Not again.

Would you just calm down? Is there a problem?

Let's get a pizza.

Let's have a laugh like nothing ever happened. Calm down. It's only Tuesday.

We'll get a pizza.

It won't let no one overhear us talking. Calm down. Because I'm a genius.

It's only Thursday.

Oh, yeah. Today wasn't supposed to be like this. It was supposed to be

You see, Don, it's the 10th anniversary of the day Luther and I started

skateboarding. A huge moment in history. So we're throwing a big party tonight,

right here.

Probably gonna need pizza, corn dogs, a cheese platter. And donuts?

Chicken fingers, buffalo fingers. And donuts?

Salty chips.

And donuts?

Yeah, sure, a couple donuts.

Yeah.

Dough...

So how many people? Just you two?

Don, have you even been listening? There's going to be a ton of kids here

celebrating the greatest moment of our lives.

The day we found the board.

I love that story.

Uh, guys, when I look off into the distance all dreamy, that means you're

supposed to tell the story. We were just two kids hanging outside your donut

shop when it appeared.

Our destiny.

We were shaking with excitement.

No, no, no. I was shaking because I had to go potty.

The minute I saw that board, I knew our lives had changed.

I jumped on it and led us to the promised land.

He wrote it first, then I wrote it second.

I'm telling you, Don.

That day has etched in our memories like a permanent recording.

Kind of like the one I got on videotape.

What are you talking about?

My security camera out front.

I got about 15 years of surveillance footage stored away in the back closet.

Wait, wait.

You have footage of the first day we skateboarded? Yep.

Can we see it?

No way. You need top -level security clearance to see those tapes. All my

employees know that.

Don, you're the only one that works here.

True.

So that's why I'm always employee of the month.

Man, that is so lame.

When did Don become such a donut head?

Wait, Luz, I have an idea.

We need to get back into that security closet.

What if we use your snooze Monica?

No, no, no, no, no, no. I said I wouldn't use it for evil purposes.

Only for good.

After a lifetime of noodling on the harmonica, Luther happened to stumble

two musical notes that, if played exactly the right way, made people fall

instantly asleep.

This is for good, Luth. We're not going to steal the tape. We're just going to

look at it.

Hey,

Donny boy, how about a little jingle while you work? No, thanks. I'm more of

talk radio man.

Especially that one guy.

Mad Mouth Malone in the morning. He's my favorite DJ.

Huh?

Look, I just bit into a donut, and what did I find?

Jelly? No.

A golf ball. The golden golf ball. You found it.

She won!

She won!

Hey, everyone.

Ginger won the keys to my kingdom.

Isn't that great?

I placed the golden golf ball in my donut dough and decided that whoever

it, will inherit the shop when I retire.

You're serious?

Well, I can't go on forever.

So if you're interested, Ginger, all this could be yours.

Don Donaldson? I think.

Let's get jiggy with this.

There we are.

Oh, you were so cute.

Oh, look.

I missed Dawn's fro.

Here we go.

This is when I first stepped on the board and showed you how it was done.

Man, you were really shaking.

Told you I had a potty.

Wait a second.

That's not how I remember it.

I skateboarded first.

You can't afford it to burn.

So this is the property I was talking about.

Oh, it's nice.

I want to bulldoze by Friday.

We'll talk details later. Now, I am sorry.

Howdy, future donut queen.

That's you.

Oh, Don Sue.

Clever.

Yeah. So, I have some paperwork drawn up. Uh -huh.

Transfer of ownership.

Great. The early retirement plan.

And yourself.

Mm -hmm. I'll sign whatever you need. Great. After I see what you got.

Huh? Well, I can't hand the store over to just anyone.

I need to know you got donut making in your blood.

Are you kidding me? I'm tap -do positive.

Great. Then you'll have no trouble passing the test.

Okay. How do you feel?

You look just like me.

The dream come true.

I'm starting to think it's pretty cool that it was me and not Zeke who skated

first after all these years.

Me. Luther Waffles. The first.

Just like...

George Washington, the first president to walk on the moon.

Yeah, so Luke skated first that day. It really doesn't matter.

In fact, I'm kind of happy for the guy. But between you and me, it's really not

a big deal. I'm starting to think it's a huge deal.

Because ever since that day, he's been lead board.

Maybe.

Just maybe.

I should be lead board today.

What? Yeah.

But I'm always lead board. I know.

But since I stated first, maybe I'm more of the leader type.

Maybe my leadership skills haven't been nurtured.

Nurtured? Yeah, nurtured.

So let me get this perfectly straight.

You think you can handle being lead board? Yeah.

Luther has no idea what it means to be lead board. All these years, I've made

look so easy. But trust me, it's not all peaches and cream. Being lead board is

about spacing.

Making sure Luther's at a safe distance.

It's also about making snap decisions.

It's about making sure your partner has proper snackage.

It's like I'm the pilot, and my number one job is to make sure that I steer

ship down those train tracks.

You know what I mean?

But come on, Zeke. You've got to give me a chance to be leader.

Okay, fine.

You can be lead board.

Just make sure we're back in time for the party at dawn. All right, all right,

this is going to be awesome.

Hey, Kojo, you want to ride with us? Whoa, Lute, what are you doing? Relax,

amigo, I'm keeping things fresh.

I guess I can grace you with my presence. Where to?

Yeah, where to, Mr.

Keep Things Fresh? Look, guys, you're safe when Luther Waffles is at the

okay? Everyone get it? I say skateboard, go!

Let's escape, boys! Whoa!

Another dead end?

Quicksand?

In the history of Lee Ward, this dude is absolutely the worst.

Doesn't look like it was my idea.

Hey, guys, it's pipe down.

Trying to figure out the next move.

Hey, I got it. Look, we'll hit the bench and 50 -50 the rail, all right?

I don't know, Lou.

Maybe we should start heading back so we can set up for the party. Yeah, man,

because I got to shower up and tag them down. Guys, I'm Lee Ward, all right?

And as Lee Ward...

I say skateboards. Oh!

I don't know what to think. It's getting late. We should head back.

See a shark?

Whoa!

Jake!

Jake!

What do we do, Kojo? I don't see him. I don't know, man.

You're supposed to be the big leader.

Kojo was right.

But as a good leader, it was important that I didn't panic. That I made smart

and sensible decisions.

Oh, my pants.

Oh.

Now you see why I'm upset? My best friend led me off a stinking pier.

Hey, you! But at least things can't get any worse.

Hooligans! Having a nice time staring little children?

What? No, I was being attacked.

Wait a second.

You're one of those skateboard jockeys I saw on the boardwalk.

Reckless hooligans.

They made me drop my pudding pot.

So, where's your leader, huh?

The one with the goofy helmet?

Okay. For the record, not normally the leader. In fact, he's a terrible leader.

He's the reason I fell off the pier. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on.

You went off the pier?

This is Tower 5. I just popped a perp for multiple code violations.

Jumping off the pier and scaring little kids. Over.

Hey, Rex.

All right, two things. One, neither of those things are code violations.

And two, you left your car lights on again. Over.

Ah, crap, hey.

Guess I'm out of here, Rex.

Hold on. Just because technically you didn't break the rules doesn't mean you

didn't screw up big time, cowboy.

So you're going to stay right there and think about that while I go jump my car.

You wouldn't happen to have any jumper cables on you, would you?

Here you go.

Fresh out of the oven.

So give it to me straight, Don.

What's the verdict?

You pass.

I did?

Yep. With flying colors.

You ran this place exactly how I'd want it to be run.

So enjoy your victory, donut.

Don, the last thing I want right now is another donut.

This place is mine?

All mine?

Yep. But don't forget about your donut.

Don, for the last time, I don't want the stinking donut!

That was part of the test, wasn't it?

One should never be tired of donuts.

I'm not getting the donut shop, am I?

Nope. So my dream of bulldozing this dump and putting up Ginger World is

Huh?

If you don't help me find my buddy, then you're not getting your noodles back.

What are you doing here?

Look, I'm going to bust you out of here, all right?

No, call the shots enough for one day.

I know you have the right to question my leadership skills, and I know that

you're mad, but... You're darn right I'm mad. I'm in here because of you.

Now get lost.

Fine.

I was going to break you out of this chicken coop so we wouldn't have to miss

our party.

But you know what?

You're on your own.

Yep.

Ah, it's Dianora, sucker.

Ah,

the leader.

Rex's lucky day.

And it smells like my old cat shoe to me. But anyway, I gotta go.

Let's go.

Arrivederci.

Adios.

So, what's new with you?

Cork it, Luz.

I'm trying to think of a way out of here.

You got anything?

Still thinking.

Still thinking.

Okay, here it comes. Wait for it.

Ah, you don't got nothing, do you? Not, uh, yeah. So what's your idea?

I think you're gonna like it.

Hey, kids!

Do not poke the seal carcass!

Oh, sorry, ma 'am.

My mistake.

Take your shoes off. What are you talking about? Saucer! We don't have

the chit -chat, okay? The only way we're getting those keys is with your monkey

toes. Now hustle!

A little -known fact.

Zeke, he has monkey toes. For real.

But after years of skating and gripping the board with his feet, his toes have

become like fingers.

Short, stubby little fingers.

Nice work.

It's all too long.

Rest it.

Now, pop the top on that soda pop.

Are you kidding?

What do we need the soda pop for?

I'm thirsty.

Ruth, we don't have time.

And that's how it was on our 10 -year anniversary.

It wasn't about my monkey toes or Luther's snooze Monica.

No. It was about remembering what's really important.

We're friends no matter who leads.

Well, Luke, I gotta admit.

When the chips were down, you definitely came through. Maybe you should lead

every day.

Are you serious?

Well, maybe every once in a while.

Thanks, D.

You know what?

Happy anniversary.

Happy anniversary, man.

Thank you.

Oh,

you've got to be kidding me.

Is that a golden golf ball?

Yeah.

And I want you to have it.

Don, you've got a winner! Over here!

My son!

You won!

You won!

I'm going to teach you everything I know. I'm going to show you how to make

chocolate glaze, and maple glaze, and french fries, and coconut, and regular

nuts, and I'm going to teach you all about the logic of food.