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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:11,360 Morning, bro. 2 00:00:11,420 --> 00:00:12,420 Morning, dude. 3 00:00:12,460 --> 00:00:17,380 You know the drill. Once around the block, first one back wins breakfast. 4 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:19,000 Ooh, yummy. 5 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:20,980 Ah, pit stain. 6 00:00:21,420 --> 00:00:23,760 He only put the coupon in the box. 7 00:00:41,390 --> 00:00:42,590 I can't forget my lucky nickel on it. 8 00:00:43,770 --> 00:00:46,610 You know, I love lute, but sometimes I don't get them. 9 00:00:46,950 --> 00:00:48,570 I mean, would Tony Hawk have a lucky nickel? 10 00:00:49,210 --> 00:00:53,010 Heck no. Or stick a seven of diamonds in his helmet? Or put a horseshoe in his 11 00:00:53,010 --> 00:00:54,730 pants? I mean, that's unprofessional. 12 00:00:55,110 --> 00:00:57,570 Okay, maybe not unprofessional, but it's kind of strange. 13 00:00:58,150 --> 00:00:59,750 Shoot, shoot, Hawk. Break it down. 14 00:01:01,870 --> 00:01:02,870 What are we waiting on? 15 00:01:04,670 --> 00:01:05,830 Ready, set, go. 16 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:37,740 I think I broke my jaw. 17 00:01:42,460 --> 00:01:43,460 It's all better. 18 00:02:32,810 --> 00:02:39,290 you off my new business card there's an ant on it look it off house painting dog 19 00:02:39,290 --> 00:02:45,250 walking massage swedish and shiatsu i don't like that i also provide complete 20 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:46,510 video production services 21 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:19,240 I'm gonna grab you by your tail, put you in a cage, you little... 22 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:24,620 Jumpsuit Man, he's on a warpath. 23 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:25,739 A warpath. 24 00:03:25,740 --> 00:03:28,000 He was... Luce Corkett, look behind me. 25 00:03:32,100 --> 00:03:33,700 Cojo, what are you doing? 26 00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:36,220 Celebrating. It's your birthday? 27 00:03:37,420 --> 00:03:39,100 It's banking time. 28 00:03:39,580 --> 00:03:40,800 Don't the brakes, Luce Goop. 29 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:42,520 It's not my birthday. 30 00:03:42,740 --> 00:03:44,740 I'm celebrating the 20 ,000th hit online. 31 00:03:44,980 --> 00:03:45,980 Watch it. 32 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:49,880 A couple weeks ago, Kojo's mom filmed him nailing a rail slide down at the 33 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:50,959 No biggie. 34 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:52,300 He did do a blindfold. 35 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:01,780 What I'm talking about! 36 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:05,320 Rops. Whatever. 37 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:07,080 A lot of guys post their jumps online. 38 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:10,740 It's a way to get your name out there. Sort of a launching pad to becoming pro. 39 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:14,320 It legitimizes you. That may be the biggest word you've ever used. 40 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:17,420 Snackalicious? Not a word. 41 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:22,320 20 ,000 hits? I mean, they should put me on a stamp. Name a candy bar after me. 42 00:04:22,380 --> 00:04:23,380 Hey, I like that. 43 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:24,520 Kojo bar. 44 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:29,120 20 ,000 is nothing, man. Matter of fact, we're about to post a trick that'll 45 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:33,000 blow yours out of the water. Yeah. We even hired a professional camera guy. 46 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:34,600 We did? 47 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:36,600 Yeah, we did. Remember? 48 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:38,320 The famous guy? 49 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:41,840 Oh, right. The famous guy, definitely. 50 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:43,960 None of this amateur stuff for us. 51 00:04:44,510 --> 00:04:45,590 Hey, what the? 52 00:04:46,430 --> 00:04:47,590 That's that little mouse. 53 00:04:48,790 --> 00:04:51,270 Look, a little critter. 54 00:04:51,770 --> 00:04:53,830 He must have escaped from Joseph Johnson. 55 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:57,290 You little cutie patootie. 56 00:04:58,090 --> 00:05:02,830 Yeah. There is no way you and Dr. Doolittle here are going to make a video 57 00:05:02,830 --> 00:05:03,830 better than mine. 58 00:05:04,110 --> 00:05:05,170 He's licking me. 59 00:05:23,370 --> 00:05:25,830 I did something sort of stupid today, and I really need your advice. 60 00:05:26,170 --> 00:05:28,750 I told Kojo... Hang on. Let me get my dumb bottle. 61 00:05:29,190 --> 00:05:33,150 I asked you not to call it that. A couple of weeks ago, Ginger saw a dog 62 00:05:33,150 --> 00:05:36,770 on TV use a squirt bottle to squirt a dog and make sure he didn't pee on the 63 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:40,350 table. So here was the deal. She could squirt me any time I did anything dumb. 64 00:05:40,530 --> 00:05:44,250 In return, I got her cupcake. To be honest, I didn't think I was ever going 65 00:05:44,250 --> 00:05:45,250 do anything dumb again. 66 00:05:47,070 --> 00:05:48,370 Okay. Go ahead. 67 00:05:48,810 --> 00:05:52,710 I told Kojo that... I didn't even get to the dumb part yet. 68 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,020 Sorry. Itchy finger. 69 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:55,760 Keep going. 70 00:05:55,820 --> 00:05:59,300 I told Kojo that I hired a professional cameraman to shoot me and Luther 71 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:00,300 skateboarding. 72 00:06:02,140 --> 00:06:05,460 Do you know any professional camera dudes who would video us? 73 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:10,960 There's a kid in my class. His name is Garrett. But everyone calls him Stinky 74 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:12,420 Cast. Give him a ring. 75 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:14,200 Ginger, seriously, thank you. 76 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:16,520 Hey! 77 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:19,920 That's for leaving the toilet seat up last night. I fell in. 78 00:06:24,860 --> 00:06:28,360 Letting the rat hang out in the old army fort. You know, I don't use it anymore. 79 00:06:29,140 --> 00:06:30,320 Reporting to duty, sir. 80 00:06:30,620 --> 00:06:32,480 Luther Waffle is here at your command. 81 00:06:32,840 --> 00:06:35,580 Go! The enemy is behind us! Go! 82 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:41,360 Where did you... Yes! 83 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,180 I finally won an attack. 84 00:06:53,070 --> 00:06:54,790 You know, you must be good luck. 85 00:06:56,170 --> 00:06:57,670 I'm gonna call you lucky. 86 00:07:03,330 --> 00:07:08,170 Hey, you stinky cat, the video guy? Yeah, you the dumb brother, the squirt 87 00:07:08,170 --> 00:07:09,049 bottle guy? 88 00:07:09,050 --> 00:07:10,050 Yeah. 89 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:12,330 So you know how to shoot skateboarding? 90 00:07:12,730 --> 00:07:17,070 Eh, action's all the same. Shoot low, don't anticipate, boom, boom. 91 00:07:17,390 --> 00:07:18,389 All right. 92 00:07:18,390 --> 00:07:19,430 So what about money? 93 00:07:19,870 --> 00:07:20,870 Consider it a gift. 94 00:07:21,870 --> 00:07:25,690 You put in a good word for me with your sister. I sort of have feelings for her. 95 00:07:25,850 --> 00:07:28,010 She is crazy hot. 96 00:07:28,430 --> 00:07:30,330 Oh, that's crazy gross. 97 00:07:31,230 --> 00:07:32,870 But you got yourself a deal. 98 00:07:35,670 --> 00:07:39,930 You're kidding, right? This stuffed rib is your professional cameraman? 99 00:07:40,450 --> 00:07:41,510 Give me a break. 100 00:07:41,850 --> 00:07:42,850 I told you, right? 101 00:07:43,210 --> 00:07:46,850 I saw your video. Who directed it? My mom, Nancy. 102 00:08:27,630 --> 00:08:28,630 Yes, you are. 103 00:08:32,590 --> 00:08:36,650 What's his problem? He's superstitious, and he's really starting to bug the sap 104 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:37,650 out of me. 105 00:08:39,990 --> 00:08:41,770 Shoo, shoo, huck, huck, boogie down. 106 00:08:42,049 --> 00:08:43,230 Let's go, lucky pants. 107 00:08:44,169 --> 00:08:45,170 Oh, yeah. 108 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,300 I'm feeling like something hot and buttery. Not an Ollie with a corn 109 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:13,800 Can't be done. 110 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,060 Follow my lead. 111 00:09:50,410 --> 00:09:51,410 We're squishing lucky. 112 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:52,509 It's okay. 113 00:09:52,510 --> 00:09:53,510 Say sorry. 114 00:09:53,950 --> 00:09:54,950 Just say sorry. 115 00:09:56,410 --> 00:09:57,410 Sorry. Good. 116 00:09:57,470 --> 00:09:58,470 He didn't mean it. 117 00:10:03,090 --> 00:10:04,090 Hola, everyone. 118 00:10:04,130 --> 00:10:06,890 Welcome to the premiere of the hottest gay clip in Internet history. 119 00:10:07,390 --> 00:10:10,410 All right, keep cell phones turned off until after the show. All right. All 120 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:13,830 right. Uh, this is where they're showing the world's lamest video. 121 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:23,120 Hey, look, here comes Olivia. 122 00:10:25,340 --> 00:10:29,320 What is he doing? Her accent throws me off, man. I'm just never sure what she's 123 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:30,500 saying. All right, look. 124 00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:36,360 Just do what I do in algebra, all right? Just nod, smile, understand. 125 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:37,619 Hello, boys. 126 00:10:37,620 --> 00:10:41,760 Hey, girls. What a smashing idea to have an actual red carpet soiree. 127 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:44,240 Uh -huh. 128 00:10:51,180 --> 00:10:52,180 Yeah. 129 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:55,500 Luther? 130 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:03,420 Before I ask Luther to roll the tape, give it up for our director, Stinky Cat! 131 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:07,640 Meow. 132 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:13,720 Oh. All right, Luther. Roll the magic. 133 00:11:21,130 --> 00:11:23,250 We're having some technical difficulties. 134 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:25,630 What? What's going on back there? 135 00:11:27,810 --> 00:11:30,810 Lucky is sort of eating the tape. 136 00:11:31,630 --> 00:11:33,730 What? We ain't got no backup. 137 00:11:34,050 --> 00:11:35,550 Let's get out of here. 138 00:11:35,930 --> 00:11:37,990 People, please remain calm. 139 00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:40,030 Luther, seriously, what is going on? 140 00:11:40,270 --> 00:11:43,730 The poor guy, he ate the tape. He was probably hungry. 141 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:46,370 That was the world's lamest video ever. 142 00:11:46,670 --> 00:11:47,670 Kojo out. 143 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:51,120 That was a royal flop. 144 00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:57,680 I'm going to need a bigger bottle. 145 00:12:06,980 --> 00:12:10,120 Are you kidding me? 146 00:12:10,340 --> 00:12:14,800 I mean, did you see that jump we hit? And now because of what Luth did, no 147 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:15,800 going to see it online. 148 00:12:16,010 --> 00:12:20,790 Oh, and you can bet I let Luth have it. You nincompoop. From now on, no more 149 00:12:20,790 --> 00:12:25,170 lucky charms. No salt shakers, no lucky nickel, no rabbit's feet. Skateboarding 150 00:12:25,170 --> 00:12:29,150 is about hard work, dedication, and having major guttage. You got that? 151 00:12:29,470 --> 00:12:30,470 Yeah, I got that. 152 00:12:30,870 --> 00:12:34,370 Major guttage. I think Luth got the message loud and clear. 153 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:56,600 I guess there's no more lucky business. 154 00:12:58,140 --> 00:12:59,140 Right, Lucky? 155 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:01,500 Lucky? Where are you? 156 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:03,760 Lucky? 157 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:05,240 Lucky! 158 00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:11,900 Don't play with me. This isn't funny. 159 00:13:12,420 --> 00:13:13,420 Come on, boy. 160 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,600 You report to duty right now, mister. 161 00:13:15,860 --> 00:13:16,860 Come on, boy. 162 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:18,120 Come on, boy. 163 00:13:23,790 --> 00:13:26,150 We have to help the poor guy. He's out there. He's alone. 164 00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:27,750 Helpless. 165 00:13:28,210 --> 00:13:30,570 Luz, you said you were done with all that lucky garbage. 166 00:13:30,890 --> 00:13:32,590 I am. I swear. 167 00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:34,290 But he's my bro. 168 00:13:35,810 --> 00:13:36,810 Bro. 169 00:13:38,770 --> 00:13:39,770 Bro. 170 00:13:48,930 --> 00:13:49,930 Jumpsuit's got him. 171 00:13:50,110 --> 00:13:51,110 Jumpsuit's got him. Come here. 172 00:13:51,390 --> 00:13:52,390 Jumpsuit's got him. 173 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:02,680 No way, Luce. 174 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,580 Jumpsuit is freak city. Total freak city. 175 00:14:05,980 --> 00:14:09,540 No one knows much about Jumpsuit except for the fact that he wears a jumpsuit 176 00:14:09,540 --> 00:14:11,880 every day and does weird stuff in his garage. 177 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,640 There are plenty of rumors about what goes on in there. 178 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,100 All of them scary. 179 00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:22,140 Luce, lucky the goner. Face it. 180 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,220 So you're not going to help me? 181 00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:29,740 No, and don't give me that sad puppy dog face either. That will not work. 182 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,120 No way. 183 00:14:31,220 --> 00:14:32,220 Never. 184 00:14:36,020 --> 00:14:38,940 I really dislike myself right now. 185 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,360 Thanks, Steve. When we get back, Lucky and I, we're going to get you a thank 186 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:45,900 gift. Maybe a cowboy hat. I don't want a cowboy hat. No, you look good in a 187 00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:48,760 cowboy hat. I don't want a stinking cowboy hat. We're going to get him a 188 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:49,760 hat. 189 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:52,320 Yes, Ginger, I'm about to do something dumb. 190 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:54,400 Extremely dumb. 191 00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:03,860 There's something about putting on a ninja outfit that makes you totally 192 00:15:03,860 --> 00:15:04,860 on your feet. 193 00:15:21,940 --> 00:15:24,680 There's nothing cooler than flying over the hood of a car. 194 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:53,250 Whoa. 195 00:15:53,710 --> 00:15:55,070 What do you think it is? 196 00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:59,470 It's a deforce modulation attenuator. How on earth did you know that? 197 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:00,750 It says it right there. 198 00:16:01,590 --> 00:16:02,590 Wow. 199 00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:05,910 Who would have known old Jumpsy was a high -flying astronaut? 200 00:16:07,150 --> 00:16:09,150 I just thought he was a grumpy geezer. 201 00:16:11,950 --> 00:16:12,950 There's Lucky. 202 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:31,550 Come on, Zeke, you gotta try this out. 203 00:16:32,030 --> 00:16:34,690 We're here to get lucky, not screw around. 204 00:16:35,050 --> 00:16:39,970 I know, but the plan didn't say anything about running into this G -Force thingy 205 00:16:39,970 --> 00:16:40,970 -ma -deely. 206 00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:44,370 Wow. 207 00:16:45,410 --> 00:16:46,410 Booth, no! 208 00:16:49,090 --> 00:16:51,270 Booth, I forbid you. 209 00:17:27,690 --> 00:17:28,690 It's bomb, bro! 210 00:17:30,370 --> 00:17:34,110 Woo! Mr. Waffle, I'm disappointed in you. 211 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:41,040 doubt that skateboarding is about hard work dedication and having major guttage 212 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:45,680 but maybe luther's right maybe luck comes into it every now and again i mean 213 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:50,220 what else explains stinky cat pestering my little sister falling over a wagon 214 00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:54,960 and dropping his camera in just the right spot or a kid leaving his hockey 215 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:58,660 in the middle of the sidewalk and all of it being captured on the coolest video 216 00:18:58,660 --> 00:18:59,660 ever 217 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:07,620 There's got to be some luck in that. 218 00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:18,720 Thank you. 219 00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:23,420 We'll do it again sometime. 220 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:25,740 Thanks, man. Thanks for coming. 221 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,240 Not bad. 222 00:19:27,660 --> 00:19:29,520 Now I play the waving game. 223 00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:34,180 That was fashionably, simply riveting. 224 00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:35,690 Cool. Cheers. 225 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,210 Thanks, man. We appreciate it. 226 00:19:40,850 --> 00:19:43,050 When you get 20 ,000 hits, holler at me. 227 00:19:43,790 --> 00:19:45,790 You'll be hearing from us real soon, then. 228 00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:49,710 Eat it, bro. 229 00:19:49,810 --> 00:19:50,709 Woo! 230 00:19:50,710 --> 00:19:51,770 High's the limit, man. 231 00:19:52,010 --> 00:19:53,010 Warm out, Keith. 232 00:19:53,050 --> 00:19:54,050 Hey, 233 00:19:56,310 --> 00:19:57,890 Louie, aren't you forgetting something? 234 00:19:59,050 --> 00:20:00,310 It's our lucky charm. 235 00:20:02,210 --> 00:20:03,210 Bro. 16494