All language subtitles for Zeke And Luther s01e04 Pilot

The sound of skateboard wheels grinding
on the pavement.

Man, there's nothing sweeter.

This started as a regular day for me and
Luther.

Laps around the block, a million
kickflips, some sign grindage.

Hey, guys.

Hey, ladies. You need help with the
sunscreen?

And of course, a few wipeouts along the
way. But that was nothing.

Things were about to get crazy.

Real crazy.

And I don't mean jumping over a baby.

Not bad. That's her second fastest time.

Right on.

Snackage? Absolutely.

Salty. Wait, what are they? They're
liver nuts.

It says right here they protect us
against ringworm.

Dog food?

Come on, Lewis.

You can't eat this.

She's getting the game.

They're chewy, though.

Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't
believe what happened. Yes, so maybe.

Don't forget that I'm a genius. Are you
crazy? Someone could be listening to us.

Wait, don't tell me. Not again.

Would you just calm down? Is there a
problem?

Let's get a pizza.

And then we'll act like nothing ever
happened. Calm down.

It's only Tuesday.

We'll get a pizza.

And hope that no one will ever hear us
talking. Calm down. Cause I'm a genius.

It's only Thursday.

And by tomorrow we'll have everything
just fine.

Luther and I are on our way to becoming
pro skateboarders. We eat, drink, sweat,

bleed skateboarding. I even go into the
shower with my skateboard. I do my

homework on my skateboard.

That's stupid.

I don't do my homework.

A lot of pro boarders, they don't bother
with personal hygiene.

Not me. I shower like three times a day
because it relaxes me and lets me stay

in touch with my body. I'll let you in
on a little secret.

I've been getting this tingling right
under here.

It's my first underarm hair.

I'm naming him Gordon.

You kept me up last night, you little...
Ready for another lap?

Slow butter.

18 feet.

Dig it.

Oh, hey, Kojo.

I don't know if you got our email, but
we changed your nickname from Sergeant

Sniffwad to Commander Sniffwad. Yeah, we
gave you a promotion.

Very funny.

Check out the jacket.

Sweet.

Unsweet.

Oh, your mommy bought you a new jacket.

Show and tell's over. Thanks for
stopping by. My mother didn't buy this

The owner of Dastardly Skate gave it to
me.

That's not all.

The Dastardly Street Hub.

Don't touch.

I don't know where your fingers have
been.

So why did they give it to you?

To feel sorry for you? Yeah.

Dastardly Skate gave it to me because
they know I'm the best boarder around.

They're sponsoring me.

You have a sponsor?

That's right.

They're officially in the Kojo business.

But I lose it.

Last summer, Kojo won some stupid slalom
contest, and we've never heard the end

of it. We were smoked his doodad, but we
were grounded. Yeah, our parents said

we were acting freaky.

Slow butter?

Not now. Bottom line, if Luther and I
are going to be pro boarders, we need a

sponsor to hook us up with the latest
gear.

Look at this.

My wheels are mushing out. The other
day, I tried to make a hard cut, and I

wiped out in my little sister's falafel
stand.

The good news is, we know just the guy
who will sponsor us.

Oh, mama, do we.

Who is it?

So you want me to be your sponsor?

Don's Donuts is a landmark in this town.
And you, Don, are obviously a smart

businessman who knows what he's doing.

Well, I am smart.

What am I doing?

Giving us money to buy these Dantley
polyblasters. You want me to buy you

skateboards. Right.

And in return, Luther and I will wear
Don's Donuts t -shirts wherever we go.

Yeah, but lots of people wear my t
-shirts. I don't buy them nothing.

But those people aren't celebrities.

Well, neither are you.

Are you?

Yeah, sort of. I mean, we're on our way.

Okay, wait, don't tell me.

Singers?

Skateboarders, Don.

Look, pretty soon kids all over the
country will idolize us. There'll be

magazine covers, paparazzi.

Exactly.

We'll be famous.

Right? I get it.

I'm in. Sweet.

So you'll buy us the boards?

No. But you can have as many of these as
you want.

It fell in the body.

This

is

a mixture of mom's overnight facial
cream, salt, egg white, carrot juice,

sardine oil, a full spoon of paprika,
and a pinch of love.

I know my baby Gordon, but come on. He's
my first.

Check this out.

See, I got this scar trying to reverse
Ollie, and I accidentally wiped into my

grandma. When we get a sponsor, I'm
going to come up on some new elbow pads

a helmet for my nana. Nana made me this
sweater for Christmas.

I got a worse scar, though, but you
can't see it because it's in here.

It's from the time when... Me and Zeke,
we tried to board the old drainage pipe

that runs from here to Gilroy.

Wow, we were just kids.

Call it the Tunnel of Terror from the
wild dogs that live in there.

We vow to never try the Tunnel of Terror
again.

Luther needs to lie down now.

Courage, brains, fortitude.

That's what it takes to be a pro skater.
All qualities embodied by Mr. Tony

Hawk. And Luther and I just idolized the
guy.

Tony got his first sponsor when he was
our age because he was doing crazy stuff

like nailing a frontside 540 rodeo flip.
You don't even have to know what that

is to know that it's a rad move.

Oh, oh, that's nothing.

That's just a stupid poster I put up. I
mean, I don't even know why it's there.

Langley, I'll... Her name's Olivia.
She's very...

I don't know. I just like the way she
holds the jar. It's very natural.

Are you talking to that poster again?
Get out of here, fish breath!

Get a real girlfriend, please. You're
scaring people.

That's Ginger.

She thinks she's my mother. You ain't my
mama! My point is this.

Like Tony Hawk, Luther and I need to
perform a trick that's so crazy, so

so off the wall, that'll make the
sponsors come running.

Don, we need to borrow your roof!

What are you guys doing?

We, brace yourself for this, are going
to ride a loop -to -loop in your famous

giant donut.

I have two rules at Don's Donuts. No
pets inside the store, and no

inside my donut.

Don, why not?

All we have to do is build a ramp
that's... How big, Luce?

Let's just say a big ramp. A ramp that's
big enough to generate the proper

takeoff speed.

No way.

Don, don't make naughty on our dream.

I'm sure when you were our age, you
dreamed of glazed donuts and maple bars.

Yeah, mostly the glazed. See?

So please, we're begging you.

And we promise not to hurt your baby.
Right, Luke?

We'll show your baby love.

Buckets of love.

No!

Just as Luther and I have every right to
run!

Maybe we're not meant to have a sponsor
right now.

Respectfully, Luther.

Cork it.

What word is written on the bottom of my
board?

Unstoppable. That's right. We're
machines.

We're maniacs. We can't be denied. So
what's our next move?

I got a big nothing.

I've never seen him this bummed out
before, but I know what to do.

Just when I thought you guys couldn't
get any freakier.

Mom says you have to take this pie over
to the new neighbors.

I can't. You take it, Minnie Munch.
Zeke, give your skateboarding fantasy a

and do what Mom says.

Fine.

Give me that thing.

It's still hot.

What are

you doing?

I'm visiting my little man. Yeah?

How's Gordy doing?

He grew about a half inch. I'm really
pleased with his thickness.

Cool.

Hello.

We have a pie for you. You know, it's
sort of a welcome to the neighborhood

dealie. Oh, that's awfully sweet of you.

I'm Olivia March, then.

I'm Luther Waffles, and he's Zeke.

Oh, the skateboarding blokes.

I've heard about you.

In fact, somebody said you were going to
skate inside a large pastry.

Yeah, that's been cancelled on account
that the large pastry had a head -on

collision with the minivan.

Oh, pity.

I was looking forward to it. I'm rather
impressed by Daffy's stunt.

You are?

Because we have another Daffy stunt.

We do?

Yeah, we do. Only Daffier. It's the
Daffiest. It's called, um...

The Tunnel of Terror.

We said we'd never do the Tunnel of
Terror again.

Luth, Corkett, I'm on the phone.

Mr. Dantley, I'm telling you. Once you
see this stunt, you're definitely going

to want to sponsor us. Those wild dogs,
they'll eat us. So, at least we'll have

a sponsor.

I'm sorry, Mr. Dantley. My associate
just wanted me to tell you how sweet

polyblasters are.

So, we'll see you tomorrow.

Three o 'clock, old abandoned drainage
pipe.

We did it. Blow butter.

Olivia Selang, the olive girl?

I knew she looked familiar.

She is?

How about that?

Now, this is all making sense.

You're doing this for her.

You're trying to impress Olivia. You
love her.

I do not.

Then why do you have a shrine to her?

That's not mine. Someone must have just
broke in and set that up.

You... You're not backing out of this,
Luke. Zig and I, we wrestle like eight

times a day.

But that's just what best friends do.

But this time, it got ugly.

Real ugly.

Don't be a weenie!

It was an accident, I swear.

You're right. You crossed the line,
mister!

Come on, Gordon. We're leaving.

Great. Luther hates my guts.

But I got a bigger problem.

A seven -mile tunnel that runs all the
way to Gilroy.

Fortunately, I got a good night's sleep
and put on my lucky underpants.

Zeke!

Zeke!

Diamond Jim Dantley!

Stanley Skateboard. You are one brave,
whacked -out kid.

Sure you're up for this?

All good.

It's all good.

Hey.

Just so you know, I got a girlfriend,
but one word from you, she's toast.

Hey, big bro.

How you feeling?

To be honest, it's kind of weird not
having Luther here.

Whatever. Just wanted to let you know we
had a nice run.

A couple laughs.

Ginger, it's not like you're never going
to see me again.

Yeah, right.

Hey,

Daniel Boone.

As a wide frontiersman once said, when
your trail buddy crosses you, get your

CDs back. I want my Hilary Duff.

your top in that.

Hello, darling.

Make no mistake.

You gotta have brains, guts, and
stainless steel buns.

Watch out!

All Zeke has is dumbness.

I don't even know what you're talking
about.

Face it, Luther.

Your bro's a goner. Can it, Kojo.

Zeke isn't a goner. He's right in that
tunnel up right now.

Uh -huh.

We're waiting.

He's right there, Kojo.

Just what I thought.

A goner.

Who it is?

I'm Outskies.

Sadly, well, I hardly knew you.

Olivia, wait.

I'll give you a ride.

It's okay. I'd rather walk.

Oh, it's all good. I'll just ride next
to you, make sure no one creepy follows

you home.

I thought not having a brother was going
to feel better than this.

I mean, it feels okay.

I just thought it'd be better.

What should we do?

I'm going in.

Don't try to stop me.

Pants.

These pants.

They're still warm.

This can only mean... I don't know what
this means.

We're here. It's me. Hurry.

What's going on?

Take your pants off.

Take them off. The dog's deep pants to
me.

They're mean, vicious.

They're very pushy. You shouldn't have
come in here, man.

What was I supposed to do?

You were in here.

Thanks, Luz.

I know I shouldn't have acted the way I
did.

Being all bossy and the whole Gordon
ordeal.

I know I should probably say sorry, but
you know my policy of never apologizing.

Right, but that's kind of a jerk -noying
policy.

Yeah, I know, and I'm really sorry about
that, all right?

What is it?

What? What is it?

I guess this is it, bro. I love you.

Ditto, dude.

It's just a little sissy dog.

Dude, a bunch of little sissy dogs.

Deliver it.

You're killing me.

How can you snack in time like this?
You're killing me.

Okay, guys.

Let's treat.

Weird twist of events, the Liver Nubs
people heard the story about two

courageous skateboarders who came to
pack a wild dog. And they decided that

were just the guys that they wanted to
sponsor.

Liver Nub, a dog's best friend.

And a skateboarder.

And cut.

That's a wrap, everybody.

Isn't this great?

Check out the new gear, Poly Blasters.

I slept with mine last night.

Slow butter.

So, it looks like we're definitely on
our way.

Living the dream of becoming world
famous skateboarders.