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Oh, boy, am I hungry.

Come on and rehearse.

What are you doing?

You ought to show some place in here how to cook a monkey.

Joe's right.

We can't eat the yak. But I'm starved. I can't dance an empty stomach.

Come on. We've got to keep in practice. We may get a job someday. Come on. Wait

a minute.

What's that?

Come on.

Oh,

please. Come on, we want to rehearse.

all excited.

Those idiots across the hall are driving me crazy with their hoofing. Well,

don't worry, my darling, for I, Paul Payne, shall see they disturb you no

Say,

what say I hear of you?

See

here,

what is all this rumpus?

We're at this and we've got to rehearse.

Throb of millions.

What's a heartthrob?

Yes, O 'Brien speaking.

I want to talk to the Three Stooges.

Oh, just a minute. I'll call them.

Telephone for the Three Stooges!

Hello!

Hello! Hooray!

Hello! Hello!

Listen,

I got a job for you in the shore.

We want you to fill in for a sick act in the panics of 1936.

over at the Lakeside Dippel and see Mr. Johnson, the manager, at his show.

Yes? Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Carry this. Just down to the depot. Come on, Joe.

Come on, Joe.

Shh. Shh.

You've got to sneak by the landlady. You know we owe her plenty. Now go on.

I'm not going to do it anymore, I tell you that. Be quiet.

Say, this is heavy. I can't carry this. I need some help. Stop stalling now and

get going. What do you think I am, a mule? You heard me now. I don't want any

more arguments.

Drop the whole thing.

It's a nice shirt you got on. How long do you wear a shirt like that?

Oh, about down to there. Oh, three or four days. Yes.

Oh, yes. I know. I have something to say. And where do you think you're going

without paying the rent?

Well, we were just on our way to hop the trunk so we could pay you.

Hey, I can try it for me, too.

Oh, no, you don't.

I'll call a policeman. Oh, there's no sense in calling a policeman, lady. I'm

G -man. What's all the fuss? I want you to arrest these men.

You're under arrest.

Get that trunk along as evidence. Come on, get going.

I'll see if they get time and a half overtime. Plus, don't worry about it.

He might get hurt.

What do we do with the monk now?

Let's put him in a bag.

Quiet, Al. Get in there.

Quiet.

Hiya,

girls. Meet the Three Stooges. Comedy, singing, dancing, and snappy dialogue.

I think after we get settled, I'll find a little time for you, shorty.

Spread out.

Oh, jealous, eh?

Well, let's do certain things.

Fresh crab and champagne?

Sure, please, everybody.

Say, baby, can you tell us where we boys bunk tonight?

Why, yes, that's your drawing room down there.

Okay, honeysuckle, we'll be seeing you later. All right, boys.

Oh,

just in time for lunch. What is that?

Why, you ignoramus, don't you know?

It looks like it. Well, wise guys, what is it?

It's a spider.

Tidal!

Trying to kiss somebody, eh?

I know it was a tidal all the time. Sit down.

What do you do with it? Why, you eat it. Wait a minute, now. Now, cut your

slice.

Get your hand out of there.

Everything will be all right. I should get things straightened out.

Hey, you dropped your soy baguette. Oh, thank you.

Oh, the place has got mice.

There we are.

You ain't eating the best stuff.

Like it?

Yeah, but I don't like the stuffing.

I like these little points.

Yeah, I like these little points.

Yeah, crack that for me, will you?

Oh! Bubble water!

What are you hams doing in the destroying room?

Boom! Johnson!

Johnson!

Johnson!

Johnson!

What's the meaning of this?

Well, let's take a roadie and try to crash our party. What do you mean by

invading the star's drawing room?

What do you mean by invading the star's drawing room? It was a mistake.

Here, have this refilled.

Now, come on and get out of here. Come on. Get out.

Get out. We didn't know. Get out.

Come on.

Oh, a cheapie, eh?

Say,

where's our drawing room?

Your bird's up there.

What? Three in one?

Yeah, what about her?

Well, that's what I thought you said.

If I hear another sound out of you birds, I'll have you thrown off the

Okay, boss. Now be quiet. I've got to get some sleep.

Take your luggage for you, boss.

At last you're here.

Joe. Joe. Joe. Kiss me darling.

Hey Joe. Come on Joe.

What's the matter dear?

I'm looking for Joe.

Come to my arms my pet.

It's good to see you, dear.

It's good to see you, too.

Why didn't you write?

I don't know your address.

Oh, my sweet.

Kiss me.

Kiss me.

Mr. Johnson, did you meet Miss... This peeping Tom tried to kiss me in my

I thought she wanted to play post office.

If you guys don't go to sleep, I'll brain you. Now get to bed.

I guess he wants us to go to sleep.

Yeah, come on, get up. All right.

Say, what's going on out here?

Come on, you're next. Get going.

Hey, I'll help you.

Hey,

come here.

Right. Now, porcupine, you're going up there this time. Cup your hands. Get

foot up there.

Huh?

sleep, all right? What are you going to do with this?

You shouldn't believe everything you hear, Mr. Johnson.