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Say, Jones, did you issue the notice to our employees announcing our annual golf

tournament? Yes, sir, and all the men seem very enthused about it. Oh, that's

fine. There's nothing like golf to keep a man physically fit. Yes, sir.

Panther speaking.

What?

Oh, I'm so sorry.

I'll take care of it immediately.

I'm sick and tired of having complaints from our customers about late

deliveries. My own golf club just called me about an order they placed three

days ago.

Why can't we make deliveries?

We've been having trouble in the delivery department, but I just hired

men, and everything's going to be all right now.

I hope.

Well, it better be. Where are these new men? I'd like to see them. Right out

there, sir.

Price $50, third price $25, fourth price a keg of beer. What is it? What do we

have to do?

Shoot golf.

Oh, hunting.

Get out.

I'll show you all about this golf stuff, see?

You wrap yourself a long stick with a gimmick on the end of it, like that, not

as big as that. You walk up to the baton place, see? And then you take a mighty

swing.

All right, get two barrels off.

What do you know?

We're right in the middle of one. The middle of what?

A golf place.

I don't see any golfs.

Oh, look at the golfs.

Now's our chance of sneaking an hour's practice, and it's a cinch to win that

hundred bucks. Come on.

Wait, how are we going to shoot golfs without guns?

Come on, Buffalo Bill.

Pardon me, gentlemen.

You mean us? Yes. Are you members of the press?

Why, uh... I used to be, but I didn't do any pressing. I went through the

pockets, sort of a dry cleaning.

Why,

you gentlemen misunderstand.

Why, this tournament is just for ladies and gentlemen of the press.

Well, I... Press.

Yes, sir.

Press. Okay, sir. Press.

Yes, sir. Press.

Yes, sir.

I'll take care of things now, and you go and see that the tobacco table is set.

Yes, sir. Right.

wearing short pants.

Why don't you be quiet? That's the kind of clothes they wear in this game.

Come on.

I shot a perfect 78.

Yeah, for the first hole.

Oh, no, really. It was a ripping game. I'll bet it was. Lord Douglas, he made

in. Say, where's my dog pants?

How should I know?

I had them here when I... Where are my shoes?

I do.

And where's my...

I shot a birdie yesterday. You did?

That's great.

Well, Jasper, what did you shoot yesterday?

I shot a seven, but they wouldn't give me the money.

You did?

Yeah. That's great.

I'm very sorry, sir.

Hiya,

boys. Nice day for golf, eh?

Quiet, please.

Oh, you got secrets, eh?

Sorry, old man. You're in a trap.

Trap? What do they catch around here?

Pests. Oh, they got them here, too?

Go ahead. Get started. All right.

Say, do you know you're supposed to follow us?

We don't follow nobody.

I should say not. Come on, fellas. A lot of open ground out here. Let's go this

way. You on the plate?

Those guys are just beginning.

Telling me?

Yeah. Watch this, fellas.

the man with the spittoon haircut.

Oh, getting personal, eh?

Pardon me before you back that ball.

Did you pick up my ball?

Most assuredly not.

Ah, pardon me. Did you pick up my ball?

I should say not.

Say it. Did you pick up the gentleman's ball?

Why, no.

Oh, I did not.

You did not what?

I still didn't.

Pick out your ball, stranger.

I think this is it.

Come along, girls. We'll go.

Spread out.

Oh, a wise guy. A head clunker, eh? Get out of here. He didn't do it. Then you

did.

Get out. Get out before I...

Oh, a washing machine.

I didn't know it was Monday.

What are you doing?

My washing.

Oh, Lady Godiva, eh?

Hey, all the samey washy shady?

Hey, any of your clothes on that line?

No. Then stay out of it.

Did you see my ball?

Yeah. It's up in the tree.

What are you, a chopper down at three? You think you're George Walsh?

Say, say, what's the matter? What's the time thing I tell my boss?

You look nice and honest.

What the... Hey, what's the matter?

What do you do?

What do you chopper, chopper, chopper? What do you do? You got a shovel here?

Oh, quiet now, will you?

I'm getting better, see?

The pieces are getting smaller. Yes. I've got a police.

He's a crazy.

Oh. Oh, boss, the boss.

There's your old man.

It's a pick in the shop. Well, it's a no -go. There. Look at that. They're using

their axe and they're chopping the tree.

That's them over there.

He's pointing where you are.

You mean he's pointing where I was.

Come on, let's go.