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or will that shipment of liquor be over?

Delay? After waiting all these years? Tomorrow a repeal goes into effect?

Yes, yes, Mr.

Jones. I know all that.

I'm very sorry, but that shipment of scotch didn't arrive.

And I'm going to be left holding the sack, huh?

Listen, I'm not doing any business in any other department.

I'm defending on that to pull me out of the red.

What? Hello?

Say, what is this?

Oh, hello.

Hello. Have you got everything?

Everything's all right. We'll have it done in a jiffy. Get busy.

Now, remember, that door goes on the right. Right. Right. Right. Left.

Right.

Let me see.

The door goes on the right.

Right.

Wait a minute. The man says the door goes on the right.

What's this?

A fist.

Right or left?

Oh, ignorant, eh?

Now listen, grapehead.

I'll explain it so even you can understand it.

Now here, get over here.

Now when I say go... We both point to the right.

Go.

Hey, porcupine.

Come here.

Point to the right for this jump, will you?

See?

Get busy. Come on. Where's the map?

Oh, over there.

Make it six inches. Make it six inches.

Mr. Jones?

Mr. Jones, I'm very sorry, but I just found out we won't be able to deliver

bourbon either.

I'll be right down.

Boys, something terrible has happened.

Yes? I have to leave. I won't be long.

Yes? You boys watch the store until I come back. Yes.

Now listen, J .T. Oh, listen nothing.

We have liquor contracts that we can't fulfill.

And it's all due to your neglect.

But I... Do you know that they'll sue us and put our firm out of business? And

then you will be out of a job.

Now you get over to the drugstore and pacify Jones.

He's been calling me up every five minutes. And I'll wait here for an

our last cable.

All right.

Hey.

Mr. Jones in?

No, but he ought to be back any minute.

Oh, boy, do I feel low.

Hey, mix me a pickup.

He wants a derrick.

Look!

Well, we got a raspberry and a... No, no. Some of the prescription stuff.

Sure, we'll have you fixed in a second.

Once we get started, that's every man for himself.

Help me out now. Get busy.

Here. What is it? I don't know, but it smells good.

Okay.

Try this.

No, I think we'd better try this.

I'll be right behind you, don't be afraid

At last of her teeth in it

And lay him down, too.

Where did you get this scotch?

We made it.

All of us.

Listen, boys, there's a fortune in this. We'll make thousands of dollars. I've

got an idea. Don't move.

Maybe we'd better humor him.

I'll marry him if there's enough dough in it.

J .T.? Oh, hello.

I ran into three scotch distillers who just arrived from Scotland.

They're looking for a distributor to handle their output.

Don't let them out of your sight.

Bring him up to the house for dinner. And if we put the deal through, you'll

a bonus.

Okay, J .T.

Boys, we're all partners.

You make the scotch, I'll handle the output.

We'll split 50 -50. Just leave everything to me.

There's millions in it.

You better take it easy. He's liable to have a gun.

Well, there you have it.

over to see his banker to arrange for the money for the deal.

You'll be thanks.

That's fine, Mrs. Walton.

What in the world is that?

Oh, that's the Scots, gentlemen.

I know you'll enjoy them, Mrs. Walton. Of course, they're a bit eccentric.

Miss Walton, may I present Mr. McSniff, Mr.

McSnaught, and Mr. McSnaught.

How do you do?

With a hooty -hoot, hoot, hoot.

An old Scotch salute.

Ah, my panty -tails.

It's a blow -breakman like neck to neck.

Are you laddies by any chance from Loch Lomond?

No, we're from Loch George.

You might go ahead with your musical.

I'll make the boys comfortable.

Gentlemen, won't you be seated?

Come ahead. Ladies and gentlemen, Senor Luis

Ballero Cantino, the famous baritone, will sing for us.

Gracie.

Just don't excite yourself. What about a little twist? A what?

A twirl, a dance.

Well, that would be lovely. Yes.

The gentlemen are going to do their native dance.

I ain't going to take my clothes off for anybody.

See that?

Yeah.

We would like to have you do the Highland bling.

Well, we ain't much on the highland fling, lady, but we sure knock them dead

with our lowland shim.

Our lowland shim?

Yeah, it's the same as a fan dance, only you do it in kilts.

See?

Hey, are you gonna eat that? Nah, that's for you.

Nah, it's for you.

You can't spoil my dinner.

He bit me, but I got him.

I'll get you later.

You better take this now.

Why,

you blithering idiot!

Oh, gentlemen!

I feel as though I've known you for years.

It is an extreme pleasure, and my home is yours.

You're welcome. Yes, we were waiting for you.

The gentleman who brought a sample of the breath of heather. That 106 plus.

Oh, that's fine, gentlemen.

Bring in your breath of heather.

Hoot man. Hoot man. Hoot. Hallelujah.

Hallelujah. Hoot.

Hoot. Hoot.

Hoot. Hoot. Hoot. Hoot. Hoot. Hoot. Hoot. Hoot.

Those three vandals are wrecking our home.

Listen, if we don't sign those three vandals to a liquor contract, we'll have

home to wreck.