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The frail.

The frail.

The frail. A long time ago, we arrived on this

A long time ago, we arrived on this

A long time ago, we arrived on this planet after a very long journey. Our

ship was heavily damaged.

ship was heavily damaged.

ship was heavily damaged. But we were in luck. We had found a

But we were in luck. We had found a

But we were in luck. We had found a planet with air and water and life.

My fool of a brother was in charge.

My fool of a brother was in charge.

My fool of a brother was in charge. He ordered us to try and make contact

He ordered us to try and make contact

He ordered us to try and make contact with the locals.

with the locals.

with the locals. I told him it was a mistake. Of course,

I told him it was a mistake. Of course,

I told him it was a mistake. Of course, I was proven right.

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We were the only intelligent creatures

We were the only intelligent creatures

We were the only intelligent creatures on the planet. It was ours.

We studied the flora and failed

We studied the flora and failed

We studied the flora and failed the others obsessed over big game. I

the others obsessed over big game. I

the others obsessed over big game. I focused on the small.

focused on the small.

focused on the small. A new order had arisen. The primates,

the people.

The

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My baby.

My baby.

My baby. [Music]

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[Music] Let's

Let's

Let's [Music]

go.

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[Music] answers.

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It's a

It's a

It's a [Music]

special.

special.

special. [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

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We'll tear down your spectac.

with his baby from

clean out this planet earth.

You're just a plague.

The world as we know it ended in 2018

The world as we know it ended in 2018

The world as we know it ended in 2018 when the war between Earth and Moon

when the war between Earth and Moon

when the war between Earth and Moon Nazis culminated in nuclear Armageddon.

Nazis culminated in nuclear Armageddon.

Nazis culminated in nuclear Armageddon. The last survivors from Earth boarded

The last survivors from Earth boarded

The last survivors from Earth boarded the only remaining craft capable of

the only remaining craft capable of

the only remaining craft capable of interplanetary travel, Vestial

interplanetary travel, Vestial

interplanetary travel, Vestial Celestials Amelia, and traveled to the

Celestials Amelia, and traveled to the

Celestials Amelia, and traveled to the dark side of the moon. The good news is

dark side of the moon. The good news is

dark side of the moon. The good news is humanity found a refuge. The bad news is

humanity found a refuge. The bad news is

humanity found a refuge. The bad news is it was in the former Nazi moon base.

it was in the former Nazi moon base.

it was in the former Nazi moon base. They were living side by side with

They were living side by side with

They were living side by side with former moon Nazis.

My name is Obi and I live on the dark

My name is Obi and I live on the dark

My name is Obi and I live on the dark side of the moon. How's that for a fancy

side of the moon. How's that for a fancy

side of the moon. How's that for a fancy opening line? I've lived here my whole

opening line? I've lived here my whole

opening line? I've lived here my whole life along with the last 1,980

life along with the last 1,980

life along with the last 1,980 humans left in the universe. Or so we

humans left in the universe. Or so we

humans left in the universe. Or so we thought.

thought.

thought. What am I looking at?

What am I looking at?

What am I looking at? An old volcs

An old volcs

An old volcs way from Earth.

way from Earth.

way from Earth. How did someone get one of those things

How did someone get one of those things

How did someone get one of those things airborne? Who's even left on Earth to

airborne? Who's even left on Earth to

airborne? Who's even left on Earth to get it airborne? It's heading here.

get it airborne? It's heading here.

get it airborne? It's heading here. Uh, straight course for the landing

Uh, straight course for the landing

Uh, straight course for the landing dome.

dome.

dome. The hatch is closed, right?

The hatch is closed, right?

The hatch is closed, right? The hatches

The hatches

The hatches opening.

Get open.

Get open.

Get open. Sir, we are receiving an override signal

Sir, we are receiving an override signal

Sir, we are receiving an override signal from the craft.

from the craft.

from the craft. Well, turn it off. Shut it down.

Well, turn it off. Shut it down.

Well, turn it off. Shut it down. That's not how override signals work.

That's not how override signals work.

That's not how override signals work. We've got to get people out of there.

We've got to get people out of there.

We've got to get people out of there. Evacuate. Seal the dome. Any way to tell

Evacuate. Seal the dome. Any way to tell

Evacuate. Seal the dome. Any way to tell who's owned that ship?

who's owned that ship?

who's owned that ship? Naomi, we have pinged every comm

Naomi, we have pinged every comm

Naomi, we have pinged every comm frequency we have.

frequency we have.

frequency we have. If they have an override code, they must

If they have an override code, they must

If they have an override code, they must be from the base.

be from the base.

be from the base. We don't know who they are and what they

We don't know who they are and what they

We don't know who they are and what they want.

want.

want. I can't let them win.

I can't let them win.

I can't let them win. So, what's the alternative, Mom? Shoot

So, what's the alternative, Mom? Shoot

So, what's the alternative, Mom? Shoot them down.

them down.

them down. The last thing we need is any more Nazis

The last thing we need is any more Nazis

The last thing we need is any more Nazis back on the station.

Obie.

Obie.

Obie. Obby, stop.

Obby, stop.

Obby, stop. Warning. Pressure dropping in landing

Warning. Pressure dropping in landing

Warning. Pressure dropping in landing bay. Evacuate immediately.

We are ready to fire. Man, are you okay?

What is this? God, what the hell?

Overhead,

Overhead,

Overhead, idiot. Over here. Mr. Washington.

What's going on? I'm shutting down

What's going on? I'm shutting down

What's going on? I'm shutting down section by section.

We're up.

We're up.

We're up. Sir, I think she's in the hanger.

Sir, I think she's in the hanger.

Sir, I think she's in the hanger. What? Oh, no.

What? Oh, no.

What? Oh, no. A bar.

Okay,

Okay,

Okay, here we go.

here we go.

here we go. All the environmentally depressurized

All the environmentally depressurized

All the environmentally depressurized breathing devices.

What the hell? What

What the hell? What

What the hell? What What is she doing? She's going to save

What is she doing? She's going to save

What is she doing? She's going to save them.

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Bring security.

Bring security.

Bring security. Lots of it.

Lots of it.

Lots of it. Oh, I wash it. You could have gotten

Oh, I wash it. You could have gotten

Oh, I wash it. You could have gotten yourself hurt.

Hello, moon people.

Hello, moon people.

Hello, moon people. Who are you?

Who are you?

Who are you? My name is Sasha.

My name is Sasha.

My name is Sasha. Relax.

Relax.

Relax. We come from Russia. Well, was Russia

We come from Russia. Well, was Russia

We come from Russia. Well, was Russia before this earth, how you say, blowed

before this earth, how you say, blowed

before this earth, how you say, blowed up.

up.

up. And what is this supposed to be?

And what is this supposed to be?

And what is this supposed to be? Girl, what look like? It's my ship, Kia.

Girl, what look like? It's my ship, Kia.

Girl, what look like? It's my ship, Kia. I built it myself.

I built it myself.

I built it myself. Hey, hey, hey. No touching.

Hey, hey, hey. No touching.

Hey, hey, hey. No touching. Looks like you covered it in glue and

Looks like you covered it in glue and

Looks like you covered it in glue and rolled it through a junkyard.

rolled it through a junkyard.

rolled it through a junkyard. Well, concern was to save my people, not

Well, concern was to save my people, not

Well, concern was to save my people, not making beautiful sculpture.

Did you use a TPMS to regulate the

Did you use a TPMS to regulate the

Did you use a TPMS to regulate the landing rockets?

landing rockets?

landing rockets? Yes. From Va Dert. had to root through

Yes. From Va Dert. had to root through

Yes. From Va Dert. had to root through exhaust manifold clutch.

exhaust manifold clutch.

exhaust manifold clutch. That's not possible. There's no way to

That's not possible. There's no way to

That's not possible. There's no way to hold power without a D30.

hold power without a D30.

hold power without a D30. It's easy to byp of serious R.

It's easy to byp of serious R.

It's easy to byp of serious R. [ __ ] Then why didn't you use one?

[ __ ] Then why didn't you use one?

[ __ ] Then why didn't you use one? Why didn't I use one? We were slowly

Why didn't I use one? We were slowly

Why didn't I use one? We were slowly dying on the radiation planet, not

dying on the radiation planet, not

dying on the radiation planet, not leaving a moon paradise. Okay.

leaving a moon paradise. Okay.

leaving a moon paradise. Okay. Excuse me. May I be in charge for a

Excuse me. May I be in charge for a

Excuse me. May I be in charge for a minute?

minute?

minute? You're the boss lady.

You're the boss lady.

You're the boss lady. Mhm.

Mhm.

Mhm. You're looking for paradise. I got news

You're looking for paradise. I got news

You're looking for paradise. I got news for you.

for you.

for you. Oh, be enough.

Oh, be enough.

Oh, be enough. How do you know about the moon base?

How do you know about the moon base?

How do you know about the moon base? It's programmed into computer knows how

It's programmed into computer knows how

It's programmed into computer knows how to get home. It's like a uh it's a a

to get home. It's like a uh it's a a

to get home. It's like a uh it's a a pigeon. Like a metal space pigeon.

pigeon. Like a metal space pigeon.

pigeon. Like a metal space pigeon. Damn straight. It's a pigeon.

Damn straight. It's a pigeon.

Damn straight. It's a pigeon. Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry. I'm sorry, but you can't stay here. We

I'm sorry, but you can't stay here. We

I'm sorry, but you can't stay here. We barely have enough food and supplies for

barely have enough food and supplies for

barely have enough food and supplies for the people already here.

Look at them.

Look at them.

Look at them. You can't send them back.

You can't send them back.

You can't send them back. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Especially not on this thing.

Especially not on this thing.

Especially not on this thing. I have a responsibility.

Put them in the storage rooms for now.

Put them in the storage rooms for now.

Put them in the storage rooms for now. Postcard so that they can't leave.

Postcard so that they can't leave.

Postcard so that they can't leave. I will see what I will do with them

I will see what I will do with them

I will see what I will do with them later.

later.

later. Move the refugees to storage room 27.

Move the refugees to storage room 27.

Move the refugees to storage room 27. Let's go. You

Let's go. You

Let's go. You feed them. Give them blankets.

feed them. Give them blankets.

feed them. Give them blankets. I appreciate the hospitality.

I appreciate the hospitality.

I appreciate the hospitality. [Music]

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[Music] Come on,

Come on,

Come on, move it along.

move it along.

move it along. Go

Go

Go girl, come visit me tonight. No, I can

girl, come visit me tonight. No, I can

girl, come visit me tonight. No, I can tell you about the tuple of RR and maybe

tell you about the tuple of RR and maybe

tell you about the tuple of RR and maybe other things. Huh?

other things. Huh?

other things. Huh? Come on, let's go.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, let's go. Rook, bro.

Rook, bro.

Rook, bro. [Music]

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[Music] Can you try our fresh algae?

Can you try our fresh algae?

Can you try our fresh algae? Come to the market at level 17.

Come to the market at level 17.

Come to the market at level 17. I'm not sure they would have been in

I'm not sure they would have been in

I'm not sure they would have been in such a hurry to get up here if they knew

such a hurry to get up here if they knew

such a hurry to get up here if they knew what a [ __ ] hole this place was. overpop

what a [ __ ] hole this place was. overpop

what a [ __ ] hole this place was. overpop populated, under supplied, and very

populated, under supplied, and very

populated, under supplied, and very little in the way of medicine, hygiene,

little in the way of medicine, hygiene,

little in the way of medicine, hygiene, or skilled professionals. I mean,

or skilled professionals. I mean,

or skilled professionals. I mean, literally, it's falling to pieces. If

literally, it's falling to pieces. If

literally, it's falling to pieces. If it's not the helium 3 reactor that

it's not the helium 3 reactor that

it's not the helium 3 reactor that blows, another random moonquake takes

blows, another random moonquake takes

blows, another random moonquake takes down the life support. And of course,

down the life support. And of course,

down the life support. And of course, I'm the only one who bothers to learn

I'm the only one who bothers to learn

I'm the only one who bothers to learn how to fix things around here.

Quake alert. Quake alert. Stay close to

Quake alert. Quake alert. Stay close to

Quake alert. Quake alert. Stay close to the walls and wait for the break to end.

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stabilized.

You okay? You okay? It's going to be all

You okay? You okay? It's going to be all

You okay? You okay? It's going to be all right. As it's been so often throughout

right. As it's been so often throughout

right. As it's been so often throughout history, while the regular people

history, while the regular people

history, while the regular people suffer, one group has all they need.

suffer, one group has all they need.

suffer, one group has all they need. I'll spare you the bloody details, but

I'll spare you the bloody details, but

I'll spare you the bloody details, but today the Jobsists are the official

today the Jobsists are the official

today the Jobsists are the official religion on the moon base.

religion on the moon base.

religion on the moon base. I have a question for you about this

I have a question for you about this

I have a question for you about this moon base. Are we in a closed system or

moon base. Are we in a closed system or

moon base. Are we in a closed system or an open system?

It is a closed system

and it is only in a closed system where

and it is only in a closed system where

and it is only in a closed system where we control all the inputs.

we control all the inputs.

we control all the inputs. So the outputs will be in harmony.

So the outputs will be in harmony.

So the outputs will be in harmony. There are two types of people in this

There are two types of people in this

There are two types of people in this world. Harmony people who love

world. Harmony people who love

world. Harmony people who love Shut the [ __ ] up, sweetheart.

It is a perfect mechanism.

Now let us pray for our holy father

Now let us pray for our holy father

Now let us pray for our holy father Steve to shed light on us.

Look at your e prayer apps.

Holy Steve who work in the cloud

Holy Steve who work in the cloud

Holy Steve who work in the cloud hallowed be thy designs who will return

hallowed be thy designs who will return

hallowed be thy designs who will return as the CEO when others have failed us.

as the CEO when others have failed us.

as the CEO when others have failed us. Give us our inflated devices prices.

Give us our inflated devices prices.

Give us our inflated devices prices. There's somebody here who does not

There's somebody here who does not

There's somebody here who does not appreciate flawless design.

Someone who considers themsself a power

Someone who considers themsself a power

Someone who considers themsself a power user.

You

You

You let me see your phone.

jailbroken.

jailbroken.

jailbroken. Why don't you want to be like everyone

Why don't you want to be like everyone

Why don't you want to be like everyone else?

else?

else? Is our selection of default wallpapers

Is our selection of default wallpapers

Is our selection of default wallpapers not sufficient? Do we not provide you

not sufficient? Do we not provide you

not sufficient? Do we not provide you with an adequate choice in ringtones?

You know what happens when unauthorized

You know what happens when unauthorized

You know what happens when unauthorized changes are made?

You get pricky bricked.

No, no.

I believe in Steve. I believe in Steve.

I believe in Steve. I believe in Steve.

I believe in Steve. I believe in Steve. I believe Steve. I believe in Steve. How

I believe Steve. I believe in Steve. How

I believe Steve. I believe in Steve. How many of

many of

many of have a nice after?

Yeah.

Hi, OB.

Lena, you left all these people out here

Lena, you left all these people out here

Lena, you left all these people out here to die.

to die.

to die. The temple is open only for those true

The temple is open only for those true

The temple is open only for those true in faith.

in faith.

in faith. Like the guy that maniac just blew into

Like the guy that maniac just blew into

Like the guy that maniac just blew into Adams. He was excommunicated.

Adams. He was excommunicated.

Adams. He was excommunicated. It's probably a hacker

It's probably a hacker

It's probably a hacker or a pirate or

or a pirate or

or a pirate or both.

Man's got a point.

Well, that's that's not good.

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Do you have any idea how much those

Do you have any idea how much those

Do you have any idea how much those doors cost? Do you have any idea how

doors cost? Do you have any idea how

doors cost? Do you have any idea how many people were stuck out in a hallway?

many people were stuck out in a hallway?

many people were stuck out in a hallway? The system must remain closed.

The system must remain closed.

The system must remain closed. How long you think your system will hold

How long you think your system will hold

How long you think your system will hold up if I change the Wi-Fi password?

up if I change the Wi-Fi password?

up if I change the Wi-Fi password? Huh?

Okay, ceremony over. Everybody go back

Okay, ceremony over. Everybody go back

Okay, ceremony over. Everybody go back home.

Mom.

Mom.

Mom. Mom.

Mom.

Mom. Hello, sweetheart.

Hello, sweetheart.

Hello, sweetheart. Why are you in here?

Why are you in here?

Why are you in here? Did you know what was going on outside?

Mom, where's your medicine?

Mom, where's your medicine?

Mom, where's your medicine? You don't need to worry about me,

You don't need to worry about me,

You don't need to worry about me, sweetheart.

sweetheart.

sweetheart. Yes, I do.

Yes, I do.

Yes, I do. I'm fine.

I'm fine.

I'm fine. I have to worry about everyone. Ever

I have to worry about everyone. Ever

I have to worry about everyone. Ever since dad died, I'm the only person

since dad died, I'm the only person

since dad died, I'm the only person keeping this place running. The moon

keeping this place running. The moon

keeping this place running. The moon quakes are getting worse. The wirings in

quakes are getting worse. The wirings in

quakes are getting worse. The wirings in the hallways are all corroded. The

the hallways are all corroded. The

the hallways are all corroded. The centrifugal blowers are I mean, Mom, I

centrifugal blowers are I mean, Mom, I

centrifugal blowers are I mean, Mom, I don't know how long I can keep the life

don't know how long I can keep the life

don't know how long I can keep the life support working without help.

Thank you, Don.

Thank you, Don.

Thank you, Don. We offer simple solutions for every

We offer simple solutions for every

We offer simple solutions for every problem. All we ask people is think

problem. All we ask people is think

problem. All we ask people is think different.

different.

different. [ __ ] off.

[ __ ] off.

[ __ ] off. You will never find a man if you keep

You will never find a man if you keep

You will never find a man if you keep talking like that.

talking like that.

talking like that. Mom, I don't need a man. Okay, I'm fine.

Mom, I don't need a man. Okay, I'm fine.

Mom, I don't need a man. Okay, I'm fine. Commander.

Commander.

Commander. Hello, Malcolm.

Hello, Malcolm.

Hello, Malcolm. Hey, Malcolm.

Hey, Malcolm.

Hey, Malcolm. Miss Washington. I heard you saved the

Miss Washington. I heard you saved the

Miss Washington. I heard you saved the day out there.

day out there.

day out there. Not bad.

Not bad.

Not bad. Yeah, thanks. It was uh you know,

Yeah, thanks. It was uh you know,

Yeah, thanks. It was uh you know, nothing.

nothing.

nothing. Well, I better be off. I'll see you

Well, I better be off. I'll see you

Well, I better be off. I'll see you girls later.

He's such a fine young man,

He's such a fine young man,

He's such a fine young man, and you two would make beautiful babies.

and you two would make beautiful babies.

and you two would make beautiful babies. What?

What?

What? [Music]

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[Music] Here's what's left of Amelia.

Here's what's left of Amelia.

Here's what's left of Amelia. Poor girl was cannibalized for parts

Poor girl was cannibalized for parts

Poor girl was cannibalized for parts years ago.

years ago.

years ago. And no one stopped to think what we

And no one stopped to think what we

And no one stopped to think what we would do if the only spacecraft left was

would do if the only spacecraft left was

would do if the only spacecraft left was torn to pieces.

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[Music] You see the 6G soccer match? just

You see the 6G soccer match? just

You see the 6G soccer match? just Oh yeah. East side.

Oh yeah. East side.

Oh yeah. East side. You don't understand how they become so

You don't understand how they become so

You don't understand how they become so bad.

bad.

bad. I can't.

I can't.

I can't. No.

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What the

heat?

What is that?

What is this? Then

there

Who are you?

You know who I am.

The moon fur.

The moon fur.

The moon fur. My mother watched you die.

your maza.

My gutter damaron.

My gutter damaron.

My gutter damaron. What about it?

What about it?

What about it? Where is it?

Where is it?

Where is it? Been gathering moondas for the last 20

Been gathering moondas for the last 20

Been gathering moondas for the last 20 years.

You humans,

You humans,

You humans, all you want to do is destroy what I

all you want to do is destroy what I

all you want to do is destroy what I created.

Like I destroyed your lazy kn.

You need me. Your mother is f

What do you think you know about that?

What do you think you know about that?

What do you think you know about that? What do I need you for? Huh?

Give this to her.

Give this to her.

Give this to her. It will make her feel better.

It will make her feel better.

It will make her feel better. What do you have to lose? You know she's

What do you have to lose? You know she's

What do you have to lose? You know she's going to die soon.

What the hell?

Mom, you okay? Obie.

Mom, you okay? Obie.

Mom, you okay? Obie. Mom, what is that?

Mom, what is that?

Mom, what is that? You got to bear with me. Okay.

You got to try it.

Wow.

Okay.

What was that?

Where did you get that from?

I I'll be right back.

I knew you would be back.

I knew you would be back.

I knew you would be back. Explain.

Explain.

Explain. It's called Willia.

It's called Willia.

It's called Willia. It is pure energy.

It is pure energy.

It is pure energy. It powers our ships. It make us live

It powers our ships. It make us live

It powers our ships. It make us live forever.

forever.

forever. Us who?

H.

H.

H. You have to cut me loose so I can show

You have to cut me loose so I can show

You have to cut me loose so I can show you.

you.

you. Better not try anything funny, old man.

We are

We are

We are [Music]

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the frail.

the frail.

the frail. A long time ago, we arrived on this

A long time ago, we arrived on this

A long time ago, we arrived on this planet after a very long journey.

planet after a very long journey.

planet after a very long journey. [Music]

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[Music] Our ship was heavily damaged,

Our ship was heavily damaged,

Our ship was heavily damaged, but we were in luck. We had found a

but we were in luck. We had found a

but we were in luck. We had found a planet with air and water and life.

My fool of a brother was in charge.

My fool of a brother was in charge.

My fool of a brother was in charge. He ordered us to try and make contact

He ordered us to try and make contact

He ordered us to try and make contact with the locals.

with the locals.

with the locals. I told him it was a mistake. Of course,

I told him it was a mistake. Of course,

I told him it was a mistake. Of course, I was proven right.

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We were the only intelligent creatures

We were the only intelligent creatures

We were the only intelligent creatures on the planet. It was ours.

We studied the flora and failed

We studied the flora and failed

We studied the flora and failed the others obsessed over big game. I

the others obsessed over big game. I

the others obsessed over big game. I focused on the small.

focused on the small.

focused on the small. A new order had arisen. The primates.

A new order had arisen. The primates.

A new order had arisen. The primates. Then I did something I knew my brother

Then I did something I knew my brother

Then I did something I knew my brother would never understand.

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[Music] I stole some of our precious failure and

I stole some of our precious failure and

I stole some of our precious failure and gave it to my two favorites, Adam and

gave it to my two favorites, Adam and

gave it to my two favorites, Adam and Eve. I could have waited, let nature

Eve. I could have waited, let nature

Eve. I could have waited, let nature take its course, but why not give

take its course, but why not give

take its course, but why not give evolution an urge? But I learned soon

evolution an urge? But I learned soon

evolution an urge? But I learned soon that the paradise was doomed.

My brother ordered us to take our ship

My brother ordered us to take our ship

My brother ordered us to take our ship and move underground.

and move underground.

and move underground. You see the earth is hollow.

In the center

In the center

In the center you find enough for us.

Enough to power your ship.

Enough to power your ship.

Enough to power your ship. Enough to keep your mother alive.

The other frails are not as nice as I

The other frails are not as nice as I

The other frails are not as nice as I am. They hate your kind.

am. They hate your kind.

am. They hate your kind. Won't be easy to get there from them.

Won't be easy to get there from them.

Won't be easy to get there from them. Wasn't planning on asking.

Wasn't planning on asking.

Wasn't planning on asking. Oh, how human of you.

The entrance to the hollow earth lies

The entrance to the hollow earth lies

The entrance to the hollow earth lies between two mountains on Antarctica.

between two mountains on Antarctica.

between two mountains on Antarctica. The entrance to hollow earth.

The entrance to hollow earth.

The entrance to hollow earth. Okay. And once I'm down there,

Okay. And once I'm down there,

Okay. And once I'm down there, you find the city of Agata. In the

you find the city of Agata. In the

you find the city of Agata. In the middle of the city lies a temple where

middle of the city lies a temple where

middle of the city lies a temple where they keep the rail. in a simple vessel

they keep the rail. in a simple vessel

they keep the rail. in a simple vessel called the Holy Grail.

called the Holy Grail.

called the Holy Grail. What's your angle?

What's your angle?

What's your angle? Why so good to help?

Why so good to help?

Why so good to help? I'm running out of option,

I'm running out of option,

I'm running out of option, my dear. Just like you.

But you have to go soon. Take that

But you have to go soon. Take that

But you have to go soon. Take that Russian with you.

Russian with you.

Russian with you. What? No.

What? No.

What? No. But you want to fly that ship by

But you want to fly that ship by

But you want to fly that ship by yourself?

yourself?

yourself? Why don't you go with me?

Why don't you go with me?

Why don't you go with me? No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. My presence would only expose us all.

But there's something I want you to

But there's something I want you to

But there's something I want you to have.

have.

have. Gross. I don't want that.

Gross. I don't want that.

Gross. I don't want that. Can come in handy.

Can come in handy.

Can come in handy. Finger eye.

Finger eye.

Finger eye. [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] God.

If this is going to work, you have to

If this is going to work, you have to

If this is going to work, you have to promise to keep your mouth shut and do

promise to keep your mouth shut and do

promise to keep your mouth shut and do exactly as I tell you.

exactly as I tell you.

exactly as I tell you. Ah, only need Sasha for muscles. Okay,

Ah, only need Sasha for muscles. Okay,

Ah, only need Sasha for muscles. Okay, you will be impressed. Girl, back in tax

you will be impressed. Girl, back in tax

you will be impressed. Girl, back in tax station, they call me the Siberian bear.

station, they call me the Siberian bear.

station, they call me the Siberian bear. Oh my god. Have you ever seen bear? I

Oh my god. Have you ever seen bear? I

Oh my god. Have you ever seen bear? I fight them all the time. If you see true

fight them all the time. If you see true

fight them all the time. If you see true Russian bear

Russian bear

Russian bear Donald

Donald

Donald ever thought of driving that thing off a

ever thought of driving that thing off a

ever thought of driving that thing off a cliff?

cliff?

cliff? I hear this time of year is very nice at

I hear this time of year is very nice at

I hear this time of year is very nice at the center of the earth.

the center of the earth.

the center of the earth. I know about your little trip. I want

I know about your little trip. I want

I know about your little trip. I want in.

in.

in. You need stay there.

You need stay there.

You need stay there. Obie, let's put our differences aside.

Obie, let's put our differences aside.

Obie, let's put our differences aside. I need your help. Why would I ever help

I need your help. Why would I ever help

I need your help. Why would I ever help you?

you?

you? You and I both know the truth.

The moon is not going to be here for

The moon is not going to be here for

The moon is not going to be here for long. Soon enough, we will all be dead.

long. Soon enough, we will all be dead.

long. Soon enough, we will all be dead. I just need some comfort for my flock.

I just need some comfort for my flock.

I just need some comfort for my flock. All right,

All right,

All right, sure.

sure.

sure. Let's go.

What was this? Why you allow them to

What was this? Why you allow them to

What was this? Why you allow them to come?

come?

come? Might be the only way I can finally get

Might be the only way I can finally get

Might be the only way I can finally get rid of him.

rid of him.

rid of him. Okay, stop.

All right, we need to get rid of him.

All right, we need to get rid of him.

All right, we need to get rid of him. I'll go find something big. Stay here.

I'll go find something big. Stay here.

I'll go find something big. Stay here. Don't talk.

Don't talk.

Don't talk. The red goes here and the white right

The red goes here and the white right

The red goes here and the white right here.

here.

here. Huh?

[Music]

Hey. Huh?

Hey. Huh?

Hey. Huh? [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] Dude, this is like a fully

Dude, this is like a fully

Dude, this is like a fully punchresistant outfit. How did that make

punchresistant outfit. How did that make

punchresistant outfit. How did that make any sense in your brain?

any sense in your brain?

any sense in your brain? Hey, Donald. What's up, Brian? Tyler,

Hey, Donald. What's up, Brian? Tyler,

Hey, Donald. What's up, Brian? Tyler, fat Tyler,

fat Tyler,

fat Tyler, Obie,

Obie,

Obie, Malcolm,

Malcolm,

Malcolm, what are you guys doing?

what are you guys doing?

what are you guys doing? Uh, sorry. Um, we really didn't know

Uh, sorry. Um, we really didn't know

Uh, sorry. Um, we really didn't know that was you.

that was you.

that was you. Hello. I am hurt one.

Hello. I am hurt one.

Hello. I am hurt one. Listen, we are going to steal that

Listen, we are going to steal that

Listen, we are going to steal that Valkor, head to the center of the Earth,

Valkor, head to the center of the Earth,

Valkor, head to the center of the Earth, which is apparently hollow, and

which is apparently hollow, and

which is apparently hollow, and hopefully find the one thing that can

hopefully find the one thing that can

hopefully find the one thing that can get my ship running and save my mom and

get my ship running and save my mom and

get my ship running and save my mom and basically the whole of mankind. Okay.

Okay, cool. Can I go?

Okay, cool. Can I go?

Okay, cool. Can I go? Yes. I mean, uh, yeah, sure. We could

Yes. I mean, uh, yeah, sure. We could

Yes. I mean, uh, yeah, sure. We could use the muscle.

use the muscle.

use the muscle. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Excuse me.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Excuse me.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Excuse me. It's my job.

It's my job.

It's my job. Who is it? Who are you? Listen, Cowboy

Who is it? Who are you? Listen, Cowboy

Who is it? Who are you? Listen, Cowboy team is full. Already have all the

team is full. Already have all the

team is full. Already have all the muscles we need.

Hey, uh Malcolm, not that I'm

Hey, uh Malcolm, not that I'm

Hey, uh Malcolm, not that I'm complaining, but uh shouldn't you keep

complaining, but uh shouldn't you keep

complaining, but uh shouldn't you keep the armor on? We It's going to be

the armor on? We It's going to be

the armor on? We It's going to be dangerous.

dangerous.

dangerous. Huh? Oh, that's not mine. There's like

Huh? Oh, that's not mine. There's like

Huh? Oh, that's not mine. There's like an insane fine if I wear it off duty.

an insane fine if I wear it off duty.

an insane fine if I wear it off duty. Anyway, it's okay. I got my lucky shirt.

Anyway, it's okay. I got my lucky shirt.

Anyway, it's okay. I got my lucky shirt. Lucky shirt. All right, let's do this.

Lucky shirt. All right, let's do this.

Lucky shirt. All right, let's do this. Yeah, let's do this.

Yeah, let's do this.

Yeah, let's do this. Next stop, Earth. Years of nuclear

Next stop, Earth. Years of nuclear

Next stop, Earth. Years of nuclear winter have rendered the surface

winter have rendered the surface

winter have rendered the surface uninhabitable. What fun and adventures

uninhabitable. What fun and adventures

uninhabitable. What fun and adventures we'll have there

we'll have there

we'll have there or we'll die a horrible radiation death.

or we'll die a horrible radiation death.

or we'll die a horrible radiation death. Buckle up.

Man, it's cold in here.

Man, it's cold in here.

Man, it's cold in here. Oh, sorry. You want me to put on the

Oh, sorry. You want me to put on the

Oh, sorry. You want me to put on the heater?

heater?

heater? Yeah. Yeah, that'll be great.

Yeah. Yeah, that'll be great.

Yeah. Yeah, that'll be great. I don't have any.

Are you sure this thing can handle

Are you sure this thing can handle

Are you sure this thing can handle atmospheric re-entry?

atmospheric re-entry?

atmospheric re-entry? Please, girl, it will hold. I build it.

Please, girl, it will hold. I build it.

Please, girl, it will hold. I build it. Just read the map.

So, the map says we should be headed

So, the map says we should be headed

So, the map says we should be headed toward Antarctica. Uh, look for big ice

toward Antarctica. Uh, look for big ice

toward Antarctica. Uh, look for big ice sheets or something.

sheets or something.

sheets or something. Well, that helps. Half the world is

Well, that helps. Half the world is

Well, that helps. Half the world is covered in ice these days.

covered in ice these days.

covered in ice these days. Oh yeah. Oh

anyway. Um,

anyway. Um,

anyway. Um, head south toward that big building over

head south toward that big building over

head south toward that big building over there.

there.

there. What is that place?

What is that place?

What is that place? It's me. Let's just land down slowly.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? Adjusting the yaw.

Adjusting the yaw.

Adjusting the yaw. It's not your pitch. Get your hands

It's not your pitch. Get your hands

It's not your pitch. Get your hands down.

down.

down. Who wants to pitch where the yaw

Who wants to pitch where the yaw

Who wants to pitch where the yaw supposed to be?

What was that?

What was that?

What was that? Congratulations, girl.

Congratulations, girl.

Congratulations, girl. You broke it.

You broke it.

You broke it. No, I didn't.

Stay very very still.

I can't talk the ship. You broke it. It

I can't talk the ship. You broke it. It

I can't talk the ship. You broke it. It didn't break anything. It was already in

didn't break anything. It was already in

didn't break anything. It was already in pieces. Don't touch anything anymore.

pieces. Don't touch anything anymore.

pieces. Don't touch anything anymore. I'm going to crash. Your fault.

This won't work.

I knew it. Russian quality. Don't blame

I knew it. Russian quality. Don't blame

I knew it. Russian quality. Don't blame me. It's

okay. Okay. I'm fine. I'm fine. Are you

okay. Okay. I'm fine. I'm fine. Are you

okay. Okay. I'm fine. I'm fine. Are you fine?

fine?

fine? Yeah, I'm fine.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Everybody out.

This is the last time I'm getting into

This is the last time I'm getting into

This is the last time I'm getting into anything built by you.

anything built by you.

anything built by you. Would have been fine if not touch beach.

Would have been fine if not touch beach.

Would have been fine if not touch beach. I told you it was faulty.

I told you it was faulty.

I told you it was faulty. I'm surprised the whole thing didn't

I'm surprised the whole thing didn't

I'm surprised the whole thing didn't explode. The CDI and the OBS were

explode. The CDI and the OBS were

explode. The CDI and the OBS were completely miscalibrated.

completely miscalibrated.

completely miscalibrated. Did you get that SL meter from an old

Did you get that SL meter from an old

Did you get that SL meter from an old sucker?

sucker?

sucker? Guys, actually I did. So what?

Guys, actually I did. So what?

Guys, actually I did. So what? Holy [ __ ]

Holy [ __ ]

Holy [ __ ] [Music]

Maybe goes without seeing, but you

Maybe goes without seeing, but you

Maybe goes without seeing, but you didn't expect to see this.

didn't expect to see this.

didn't expect to see this. Wow. [ __ ] Turns out it was all true.

Wow. [ __ ] Turns out it was all true.

Wow. [ __ ] Turns out it was all true. I guess that means Raila really is

I guess that means Raila really is

I guess that means Raila really is powering that tiny adorable little sun

powering that tiny adorable little sun

powering that tiny adorable little sun thing over there.

thing over there.

thing over there. And that's what we need.

All right. What do you think? Well,

All right. What do you think? Well,

All right. What do you think? Well, probably go around here and then go in

probably go around here and then go in

probably go around here and then go in the middle.

Did anyone think to bring a compass?

Did anyone think to bring a compass?

Did anyone think to bring a compass? Sorry,

Sorry,

Sorry, no reception.

I thought I hid it somewhere.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow. Is that a

Is that a

Is that a Whoa. Yeah.

Whoa. Yeah.

Whoa. Yeah. No 3310. It's classic.

No 3310. It's classic.

No 3310. It's classic. My dad used to talk about these all the

My dad used to talk about these all the

My dad used to talk about these all the time.

time.

time. I remember that.

I remember that.

I remember that. First phone he ever had.

First phone he ever had.

First phone he ever had. Is this the original cover?

Is this the original cover?

Is this the original cover? It's undestructible. Survive nuclear

It's undestructible. Survive nuclear

It's undestructible. Survive nuclear war.

war.

war. Does it still do the menu?

Does it still do the menu?

Does it still do the menu? Star button. Yeah. Autolock,

Star button. Yeah. Autolock,

Star button. Yeah. Autolock, of course.

of course.

of course. All the original ringtones.

All the original ringtones.

All the original ringtones. Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. Snake.

Unbeatable. High score.

Man, you should put that away. If that

Man, you should put that away. If that

Man, you should put that away. If that freak sees you, he'll excommunicate you

freak sees you, he'll excommunicate you

freak sees you, he'll excommunicate you in a heartbeat. Esco what?

in a heartbeat. Esco what?

in a heartbeat. Esco what? We don't want to know. Just put it away.

We don't want to know. Just put it away.

We don't want to know. Just put it away. Actually, let me see it again.

Actually, let me see it again.

Actually, let me see it again. So, which one is it? Put away or give?

So, which one is it? Put away or give?

So, which one is it? Put away or give? Can't be both.

Can't be both.

Can't be both. Doesn't this thing have a compass?

Doesn't this thing have a compass?

Doesn't this thing have a compass? No, it's it's just games.

No, it's it's just games.

No, it's it's just games. See things?

See things?

See things? Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Tools.

Tools.

Tools. Yeah, try tools.

Yeah, try tools.

Yeah, try tools. It's calculator. Look

bus

works perfectly and no Wi-Fi needed.

works perfectly and no Wi-Fi needed.

works perfectly and no Wi-Fi needed. This is it.

This is it.

This is it. The promised land.

The promised land.

The promised land. The perfect closed system where we can

The perfect closed system where we can

The perfect closed system where we can control everything.

control everything.

control everything. This is what I want.

This is what I want.

This is what I want. Ryan, open your PowerPoint. I'm going to

Ryan, open your PowerPoint. I'm going to

Ryan, open your PowerPoint. I'm going to dictate some slides.

All right, people. I got a strong

All right, people. I got a strong

All right, people. I got a strong feeling it's this way.

feeling it's this way.

feeling it's this way. Follow me.

Follow me.

Follow me. Let's go meet the CEO of this place.

Let's go meet the CEO of this place.

Let's go meet the CEO of this place. [Music]

Hold on.

Hold on.

Hold on. I'll go check it out.

I'll go check it out.

I'll go check it out. That sounds like the exact opposite of

That sounds like the exact opposite of

That sounds like the exact opposite of what you should do. Malcolm. Mal. Mal.

what you should do. Malcolm. Mal. Mal.

what you should do. Malcolm. Mal. Mal. Mal.

No worry. I

No worry. I

No worry. I keep you safe here.

keep you safe here.

keep you safe here. Really? You going to keep me safe?

Really? You going to keep me safe?

Really? You going to keep me safe? What? You don't believe me?

What? You don't believe me?

What? You don't believe me? Girl, I have experience fighting bear

Girl, I have experience fighting bear

Girl, I have experience fighting bear also tiger in in Russia in my camp. We

also tiger in in Russia in my camp. We

also tiger in in Russia in my camp. We have many hungry animal

this place is crazy. That thing was like

this place is crazy. That thing was like

this place is crazy. That thing was like and I was like

promised you never do that again. Well,

promised you never do that again. Well,

promised you never do that again. Well, we should probably go then because

we should probably go then because

we should probably go then because there's like 10 more of can come back.

there's like 10 more of can come back.

there's like 10 more of can come back. Where is the problem? 10 against one is

Where is the problem? 10 against one is

Where is the problem? 10 against one is almost fair fight.

almost fair fight.

almost fair fight. We got to go.

We got to go.

We got to go. Which way? Don't say that way.

Which way? Don't say that way.

Which way? Don't say that way. Uh

Uh

Uh well um I I just

well um I I just

well um I I just I just need a second.

I just need a second.

I just need a second. She doesn't know.

She doesn't know.

She doesn't know. We're lost.

We're lost.

We're lost. We're not lost. I said I just need a

We're not lost. I said I just need a

We're not lost. I said I just need a minute.

It's wrong.

It's wrong.

It's wrong. It's this way.

It's this way.

It's this way. We just came from there.

We just came from there.

We just came from there. Wait,

Wait,

Wait, are you like actually insane?

are you like actually insane?

are you like actually insane? We are inside Earth. It's simple. It's

We are inside Earth. It's simple. It's

We are inside Earth. It's simple. It's like mirror. Only east is west and west

like mirror. Only east is west and west

like mirror. Only east is west and west is east.

is east.

is east. Me crazy.

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] the legendary city of Agartha. at the

the legendary city of Agartha. at the

the legendary city of Agartha. at the center of the center of the earth. And

center of the center of the earth. And

center of the center of the earth. And at the center of that, the Villia.

at the center of that, the Villia.

at the center of that, the Villia. Unfortunately, the place is crawling

Unfortunately, the place is crawling

Unfortunately, the place is crawling with. And I'm not hugely fond of

with. And I'm not hugely fond of

with. And I'm not hugely fond of shape-shifting reptilian humanoids. This

shape-shifting reptilian humanoids. This

shape-shifting reptilian humanoids. This should be interesting.

should be interesting.

should be interesting. [Music]

Yeah, the unions.

clean this up.

Well, it certainly has been an

Well, it certainly has been an

Well, it certainly has been an interesting last few millennium with

interesting last few millennium with

interesting last few millennium with this whole infiltrate the upper echelon

this whole infiltrate the upper echelon

this whole infiltrate the upper echelon of human society and manipulate them

of human society and manipulate them

of human society and manipulate them into destroying each other. Now, we

into destroying each other. Now, we

into destroying each other. Now, we might have just gone a little heavy on

might have just gone a little heavy on

might have just gone a little heavy on the political realm. Pardon me, madam,

the political realm. Pardon me, madam,

the political realm. Pardon me, madam, but in my own defense, I was far and

but in my own defense, I was far and

but in my own defense, I was far and away the first of us to swim those

away the first of us to swim those

away the first of us to swim those frigid waters.

frigid waters.

frigid waters. Mhm. And we're all real proud of you,

Mhm. And we're all real proud of you,

Mhm. And we're all real proud of you, Caligula. But you went, for a lack of a

Caligula. But you went, for a lack of a

Caligula. But you went, for a lack of a better word, insane. And we've all

better word, insane. And we've all

better word, insane. And we've all learned that humans really don't like

learned that humans really don't like

learned that humans really don't like their insanity being challenged. And

their insanity being challenged. And

their insanity being challenged. And then there was that little thing with

then there was that little thing with

then there was that little thing with your horse.

your horse.

your horse. We're just friends.

Oh my god. And little Sucky. You know,

Oh my god. And little Sucky. You know,

Oh my god. And little Sucky. You know, who knew that social media was going to

who knew that social media was going to

who knew that social media was going to work? That was brilliant. Everyone too

work? That was brilliant. Everyone too

work? That was brilliant. Everyone too wrapped up in cat videos and sending

wrapped up in cat videos and sending

wrapped up in cat videos and sending dickpicks to procreate instead of think

dickpicks to procreate instead of think

dickpicks to procreate instead of think with their brains. Very nice. Sure

with their brains. Very nice. Sure

with their brains. Very nice. Sure helped with my case during the

helped with my case during the

helped with my case during the elections.

elections.

elections. And you two crazy kids with your

And you two crazy kids with your

And you two crazy kids with your crusades and your jihad or whatever you

crusades and your jihad or whatever you

crusades and your jihad or whatever you want to call them.

want to call them.

want to call them. Nothing like a little montheism to throw

Nothing like a little montheism to throw

Nothing like a little montheism to throw people into centuries of battles over

people into centuries of battles over

people into centuries of battles over exactly same ideology.

Oh, don't even get me started on 80. 80

Oh, don't even get me started on 80. 80

Oh, don't even get me started on 80. 80 hit the with the

hit the with the

hit the with the hell. Hell my sexiness. Help me.

hell. Hell my sexiness. Help me.

hell. Hell my sexiness. Help me. Oh, shut up, you old drunk fool.

[Music]

[Applause]

What about me?

What about me?

What about me? You managed to destroy all that human

You managed to destroy all that human

You managed to destroy all that human vermin, but you destroyed everything

vermin, but you destroyed everything

vermin, but you destroyed everything else along with them. Madame President,

else along with them. Madame President,

else along with them. Madame President, well,

well,

well, total victory. All but a few stragglers

total victory. All but a few stragglers

total victory. All but a few stragglers gone. And now the planet is ours again.

gone. And now the planet is ours again.

gone. And now the planet is ours again. Yes. A beautiful, unlivable planet.

Yes. A beautiful, unlivable planet.

Yes. A beautiful, unlivable planet. Totally nuclear wasteland. Very good,

Totally nuclear wasteland. Very good,

Totally nuclear wasteland. Very good, Miss President.

Miss President.

Miss President. I will say something.

I will say something.

I will say something. Shut up.

Shut up.

Shut up. Perhaps I wasn't paying attention, but

Perhaps I wasn't paying attention, but

Perhaps I wasn't paying attention, but we still have our spaceship.

we still have our spaceship.

we still have our spaceship. Why can't we just take it and move to

Why can't we just take it and move to

Why can't we just take it and move to another planet?

another planet?

another planet? Space.

Space.

Space. Space is huge. Where do you recommend we

Space is huge. Where do you recommend we

Space is huge. Where do you recommend we go? Second star to the right and then

go? Second star to the right and then

go? Second star to the right and then straight till the morning.

straight till the morning.

straight till the morning. You know how difficult it is to find a

You know how difficult it is to find a

You know how difficult it is to find a planet to live on.

planet to live on.

planet to live on. My brother

My brother

My brother created this pest,

created this pest,

created this pest, the humans.

He will get punished as soon as I find

He will get punished as soon as I find

He will get punished as soon as I find him.

But we really didn't have to leave if

But we really didn't have to leave if

But we really didn't have to leave if you hadn't turned the surface into a

you hadn't turned the surface into a

you hadn't turned the surface into a radioactive mess.

Miss Pedan,

Miss Pedan,

Miss Pedan, a total victory indeed.

a total victory indeed.

a total victory indeed. I really don't think there's any reason

I really don't think there's any reason

I really don't think there's any reason to overreact.

to overreact.

to overreact. [Music]

[Music]

[Music] Please, everyone,

Please, everyone,

Please, everyone, sit down and enjoy your meal.

My dear sweet brother,

My dear sweet brother,

My dear sweet brother, I will find you. And when I find you, I

I will find you. And when I find you, I

I will find you. And when I find you, I dip your head in the bucket of [ __ ]

dip your head in the bucket of [ __ ]

dip your head in the bucket of [ __ ] [Music]

[ __ ]

[ __ ]

[ __ ] That's

That's

That's all right. Looks like we've got to take

all right. Looks like we've got to take

all right. Looks like we've got to take a left to this junction and then at the

a left to this junction and then at the

a left to this junction and then at the um

um

um Look, look, look, look, look. It's him.

Look, look, look, look, look. It's him.

Look, look, look, look, look. It's him. It's really him. He's still alive. I

It's really him. He's still alive. I

It's really him. He's still alive. I told you,

told you,

told you, Donald. I don't even know why I have to

Donald. I don't even know why I have to

Donald. I don't even know why I have to tell you this, but that's not him.

tell you this, but that's not him.

tell you this, but that's not him. How can you be sure?

How can you be sure?

How can you be sure? Because we're in the center of the

Because we're in the center of the

Because we're in the center of the earth.

earth.

earth. Who knows how far his reality distortion

Who knows how far his reality distortion

Who knows how far his reality distortion field extends?

field extends?

field extends? Perhaps we only think we are here

Perhaps we only think we are here

Perhaps we only think we are here because that is what he wants us to

because that is what he wants us to

because that is what he wants us to believe.

believe.

believe. He is first among thieves. He will show

He is first among thieves. He will show

He is first among thieves. He will show us the path.

Your important usability will not

Your important usability will not

Your important usability will not foreign.

foreign.

foreign. Okay, we got to run.

Evil.

Evil.

Evil. Greetings.

Greetings.

Greetings. Your CEO ship

So, what has planned?

So, what has planned?

So, what has planned? Just give me a second. I can come up

Just give me a second. I can come up

Just give me a second. I can come up with something.

Maybe go back to running. No.

Maybe go back to running. No.

Maybe go back to running. No. Go. Come on.

Go. Come on.

Go. Come on. Did you go ahead? I'll hold him off.

[Applause]

Come on, let's go.

I'm confused. What we going to do next?

I'm confused. What we going to do next?

I'm confused. What we going to do next? We're going to go get that Grail.

We're going to go get that Grail.

We're going to go get that Grail. I thought we were supposed to save your

I thought we were supposed to save your

I thought we were supposed to save your man.

man.

man. I know him. He can take care of himself.

I know him. He can take care of himself.

I know him. He can take care of himself. And I can't.

I can't do this alone. Okay.

I can't do this alone. Okay.

I can't do this alone. Okay. I need you.

I've heard before. He's that um

I've heard before. He's that um

I've heard before. He's that um Oh, what's his name?

Oh, what's his name?

Oh, what's his name? He's that um

He's that um

He's that um Oh, what's his name?

Oh, what's his name?

Oh, what's his name? IBM. IBM the Bill Gates. Donald Trump.

IBM. IBM the Bill Gates. Donald Trump.

IBM. IBM the Bill Gates. Donald Trump. Oh, look at the costumes. You got

Oh, look at the costumes. You got

Oh, look at the costumes. You got Boston. King Nazi. Nazi. That's it.

Boston. King Nazi. Nazi. That's it.

Boston. King Nazi. Nazi. That's it. I have so many questions. We can help

I have so many questions. We can help

I have so many questions. We can help each other. Quid proquo.

each other. Quid proquo.

each other. Quid proquo. You didn't let me finish.

You didn't let me finish.

You didn't let me finish. I have so many questions.

I have so many questions.

I have so many questions. Too bad that you're not going to be

Too bad that you're not going to be

Too bad that you're not going to be alive to answer them.

Don't kill me.

Don't kill me.

Don't kill me. Nobody's getting killed.

They need us.

I have a business proposition for you.

You're going to like this.

How'd you open it? I don't know.

How'd you open it? I don't know.

How'd you open it? I don't know. Stop. Give me paper.

The structure says here

The structure says here

The structure says here something about finger. Maybe it is

something about finger. Maybe it is

something about finger. Maybe it is gibberish.

gibberish.

gibberish. Maybe not.

If you have an idea now is needed.

If you have an idea now is needed.

If you have an idea now is needed. [Music]

What is that?

Brother,

where is he?

where is he?

where is he? Quit proquo.

Quit proquo.

Quit proquo. What do you want? I need you to bring my

What do you want? I need you to bring my

What do you want? I need you to bring my people here to the hollow earth.

people here to the hollow earth.

people here to the hollow earth. So you can ruin Agata

So you can ruin Agata

So you can ruin Agata like you have ruined the whole planet.

like you have ruined the whole planet.

like you have ruined the whole planet. Only my followers, only the jobists. We

Only my followers, only the jobists. We

Only my followers, only the jobists. We of all people appreciate what you've

of all people appreciate what you've

of all people appreciate what you've done here. We will maintain it in

done here. We will maintain it in

done here. We will maintain it in perfect harmony.

perfect harmony.

perfect harmony. Are you negotiating with Hitler? He's

Are you negotiating with Hitler? He's

Are you negotiating with Hitler? He's not well known for keeping his promises.

not well known for keeping his promises.

not well known for keeping his promises. Czechoslovakia. Anyone? You take me for

Czechoslovakia. Anyone? You take me for

Czechoslovakia. Anyone? You take me for a fool.

a fool.

a fool. Trying to get him to sign an enduser

Trying to get him to sign an enduser

Trying to get him to sign an enduser license agreement.

license agreement.

license agreement. No one reads that [ __ ] man. He's just

No one reads that [ __ ] man. He's just

No one reads that [ __ ] man. He's just going to do whatever he wants. It's a

going to do whatever he wants. It's a

going to do whatever he wants. It's a wholly binding contract.

wholly binding contract.

wholly binding contract. Siri, enduser license agreement.

Siri, enduser license agreement.

Siri, enduser license agreement. Opening holy end user license agreement.

Opening holy end user license agreement.

Opening holy end user license agreement. All that information there is contingent

All that information there is contingent

All that information there is contingent upon whether

upon whether

upon whether Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Agree.

Siri maps

Siri maps

Siri maps destination home.

destination home.

destination home. Calculating directions to home.

Route planned.

Route planned.

Route planned. That explains a lot.

That explains a lot.

That explains a lot. The dark side of the moon.

You did us a great service. Now we can

You did us a great service. Now we can

You did us a great service. Now we can finally leave this horrible planet.

finally leave this horrible planet.

finally leave this horrible planet. Of course, a man's only as good as his

Of course, a man's only as good as his

Of course, a man's only as good as his exit strategy.

I can brainstorm with you

as long as you deliver my people to me.

as long as you deliver my people to me.

as long as you deliver my people to me. Yeah,

Yeah,

Yeah, about that.

about that.

about that. Mob, boys.

Oh yeah.

What the hell?

Wow. The holy grail, huh?

I'm going to go get it.

Be careful.

It says here the grail is attached to

It says here the grail is attached to

It says here the grail is attached to the base but can't be removed without

the base but can't be removed without

the base but can't be removed without triggering some kind of a

triggering some kind of a

triggering some kind of a self-destruction.

What do you think's the weight of this

What do you think's the weight of this

What do you think's the weight of this thing?

thing?

thing? My weight. Ah, wait. Wait.

My weight. Ah, wait. Wait.

My weight. Ah, wait. Wait. Uh, it's about 84 sal.

Uh, it's about 84 sal.

Uh, it's about 84 sal. What? Did you just make that up?

What? Did you just make that up?

What? Did you just make that up? It's a old Russian system. Look it up

It's a old Russian system. Look it up

It's a old Russian system. Look it up sometime.

sometime.

sometime. It's

uh 1,500,500

what?

what?

what? ounces

ounces

ounces or grams? Can't remember conversion, but

or grams? Can't remember conversion, but

or grams? Can't remember conversion, but probably grams.

It was ounces.

I saved a room.

You looked the most delicious.

Not to give away my plans or anything,

Not to give away my plans or anything,

Not to give away my plans or anything, but shit's about to get real when these

but shit's about to get real when these

but shit's about to get real when these chains come off.

chains come off.

chains come off. I will not take the chains off. That's

I will not take the chains off. That's

I will not take the chains off. That's not how captivity works.

not how captivity works.

not how captivity works. Sorry,

Sorry,

Sorry, I should have been more clear.

[Applause]

[Music]

Stay alive. Stay alive.

[Music]

There

There

There you know how to drive chariot. How hard

you know how to drive chariot. How hard

you know how to drive chariot. How hard can it be?

Infinite.

Good one.

[Music]

[Music]

You [ __ ]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] Give me that

now.

This is going to be interesting. Go.

This is going to be interesting. Go.

This is going to be interesting. Go. [Music]

Come on, guys. I know you can make it.

Come on, guys. I know you can make it.

Come on, guys. I know you can make it. Make it.

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

Guys,

are you okay?

I really hope this is a stupid question,

I really hope this is a stupid question,

I really hope this is a stupid question, but you guys have the grail, right? We

but you guys have the grail, right? We

but you guys have the grail, right? We don't have to like go back for it.

don't have to like go back for it.

don't have to like go back for it. Oh, cool.

Oh, cool.

Oh, cool. What happened to the others?

What happened to the others?

What happened to the others? Hitler ate them. Not a euphemism.

Hitler ate them. Not a euphemism.

Hitler ate them. Not a euphemism. All right.

All right.

All right. The work here is done.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Heat. Heat.

Heat.

Heat.

[Music]

[Music]

choice and support

Washington. Do you have any idea in how

Washington. Do you have any idea in how

Washington. Do you have any idea in how much trouble you're in? Leaving like

much trouble you're in? Leaving like

much trouble you're in? Leaving like that was the most naive, most stubborn.

that was the most naive, most stubborn.

that was the most naive, most stubborn. Mom, not now.

Mom, not now.

Mom, not now. And the bravest thing I've ever seen.

I'm so glad you're back.

I'm so glad you're back.

I'm so glad you're back. Little baby.

Little baby.

Little baby. Out of the way. Out of the way.

Out of the way. Out of the way.

Out of the way. Out of the way. Wolf gun. This can't be true.

Wolf gun. This can't be true.

Wolf gun. This can't be true. Did you find it?

Did you find it?

Did you find it? Find what?

It's beautiful.

It's beautiful.

It's beautiful. Excellent.

Excellent.

Excellent. Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Give it to me. Obie, you think I'm just going to let

Obie, you think I'm just going to let

Obie, you think I'm just going to let you walk out of here and leave us all to

you walk out of here and leave us all to

you walk out of here and leave us all to die?

die?

die? Well, then your mother dies first.

[ __ ]

[ __ ]

[ __ ] Okay, enough. Why you shoot him? Huh?

Okay, enough. Why you shoot him? Huh?

Okay, enough. Why you shoot him? Huh? You think he's more dangerous? Must be

You think he's more dangerous? Must be

You think he's more dangerous? Must be taken out of equation.

taken out of equation.

taken out of equation. Listen, I am very dangerous

Listen, I am very dangerous

Listen, I am very dangerous because

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] time. Good old German punctuality.

character.

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] Do I hope it's not what I think?

Do I hope it's not what I think?

Do I hope it's not what I think? [Music]

Z

Z

Z [ __ ]

Yeah.

Heat.

[Music]

How nice of you to visit.

Step away from the ship.

[Music]

You guys actually dying or can you help?

You guys actually dying or can you help?

You guys actually dying or can you help? I'm fine. I got two kidneys for a

I'm fine. I got two kidneys for a

I'm fine. I got two kidneys for a reason.

reason.

reason. I'm fine, too.

I'm fine, too.

I'm fine, too. Sasha, go prep my ship now. Come sound

Sasha, go prep my ship now. Come sound

Sasha, go prep my ship now. Come sound the alarm. We've got to get everyone out

the alarm. We've got to get everyone out

the alarm. We've got to get everyone out of here now.

Mom. Mom, you've got to go with them.

Mom. Mom, you've got to go with them.

Mom. Mom, you've got to go with them. Okay. I'm going to I'll find a way to

Okay. I'm going to I'll find a way to

Okay. I'm going to I'll find a way to stop him. Obie, listen to me. I've lived

stop him. Obie, listen to me. I've lived

stop him. Obie, listen to me. I've lived my life. I have my chance to be a hero.

my life. I have my chance to be a hero.

my life. I have my chance to be a hero. We don't have time for this. Please,

We don't have time for this. Please,

We don't have time for this. Please, you make me so proud. Honey,

your father and I will always love you.

your father and I will always love you.

your father and I will always love you. What are you doing? What? Mom.

What are you doing? What? Mom.

What are you doing? What? Mom. [Music]

[Music]

[Music] Mom.

Now you go ahead

Now you go ahead

Now you go ahead and save what's left of humanity.

Blondie inside some turtles.

Emanuel

everybody get on that ship. Come on.

everybody get on that ship. Come on.

everybody get on that ship. Come on. Give me grave. Let me do the rewiring.

Give me grave. Let me do the rewiring.

Give me grave. Let me do the rewiring. No, it's my engine. I just got to get

No, it's my engine. I just got to get

No, it's my engine. I just got to get these people in. Let them deal with it.

these people in. Let them deal with it.

these people in. Let them deal with it. What?

What?

What? We are a team now.

We are a team now.

We are a team now. Hurry.

Hurry.

Hurry. Trust me.

Go.

Trust me.

Trust me.

Trust me. Come on. Go.

Come on. Go.

Come on. Go. Okay, people. Come on.

Come on.

M.

Come on, Sasha. Come on. The whole base

Come on, Sasha. Come on. The whole base

Come on, Sasha. Come on. The whole base is chaotic. Mom. Mom. Come on. We can

is chaotic. Mom. Mom. Come on. We can

is chaotic. Mom. Mom. Come on. We can make it. Mom.

Oh, die.

Oh, die.

Oh, die. Wow.

You're so much more than I ever could

You're so much more than I ever could

You're so much more than I ever could dream.

dream.

dream. A shame

A shame

A shame that you come to such an end.

No. No.

No.

No.

No. It doesn't matter. Ala,

It doesn't matter. Ala,

It doesn't matter. Ala, they have the grave. They are safe.

they have the grave. They are safe.

they have the grave. They are safe. [Music]

[Music]

It wasn't until that moment that I

It wasn't until that moment that I

It wasn't until that moment that I realized how much I'd looked up and

realized how much I'd looked up and

realized how much I'd looked up and relied on my mom.

[Music]

How much all these people had and now

How much all these people had and now

How much all these people had and now they were relying on me.

Main engines running at full capacity.

Main engines running at full capacity.

Main engines running at full capacity. Shield power

Shield power

Shield power one now.

one now.

one now. Coffee machine is online.

Oh,

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] heat n

heat n

heat n [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] Everyone okay?

Everyone okay?

Everyone okay? Yes. Air pressure is under control.

Sasha

Sasha

Sasha washer.

washer.

washer. Sasha. Sasher, talk to me. Why is this

Sasha. Sasher, talk to me. Why is this

Sasha. Sasher, talk to me. Why is this happening?

happening?

happening? I don't know.

It's happening.

It's happening.

It's happening. It's not easy to make a fool out of me.

Which one is the weapons? There are no

Which one is the weapons? There are no

Which one is the weapons? There are no weapons. This is a transport ship. This

weapons. This is a transport ship. This

weapons. This is a transport ship. This American must be weapons somewhere.

American must be weapons somewhere.

American must be weapons somewhere. I have plenty of weapons. We've got

I have plenty of weapons. We've got

I have plenty of weapons. We've got help.

You and everyone on board are entirely

You and everyone on board are entirely

You and everyone on board are entirely at my mercy.

How is he contacting us? I've gutted all

How is he contacting us? I've gutted all

How is he contacting us? I've gutted all of the comm's gear from

of the comm's gear from

of the comm's gear from cellular network.

cellular network.

cellular network. [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] Maku, take the helm for a sec. Sasha,

Maku, take the helm for a sec. Sasha,

Maku, take the helm for a sec. Sasha, show me your phone.

show me your phone.

show me your phone. You humans never understood how it could

You humans never understood how it could

You humans never understood how it could have been if we would have worked

have been if we would have worked

have been if we would have worked together and not against each other. We

together and not against each other. We

together and not against each other. We could have conquered the whole G.

could have conquered the whole G.

could have conquered the whole G. Cliche villain monologue.

Cliche villain monologue.

Cliche villain monologue. This has a thing that looks a lot like a

This has a thing that looks a lot like a

This has a thing that looks a lot like a shield around the ship and then a gauge

shield around the ship and then a gauge

shield around the ship and then a gauge that's down like 75%.

Okay, it's um almost gone now.

Okay, it's um almost gone now.

Okay, it's um almost gone now. Hello,

Hello,

Hello, Malcolm. Can you um can you hold him off

Malcolm. Can you um can you hold him off

Malcolm. Can you um can you hold him off for like 10 seconds?

for like 10 seconds?

for like 10 seconds? No idea.

No idea.

No idea. We're in, right?

We're in, right?

We're in, right? Smart girl.

Want to bet that hypocrite Donald has

Want to bet that hypocrite Donald has

Want to bet that hypocrite Donald has his phone jailbroken, too?

his phone jailbroken, too?

his phone jailbroken, too? Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Bingo.

Bingo.

Bingo. Want to do honors?

Want to do honors?

Want to do honors? Malcolm, turn him on.

Malcolm, turn him on.

Malcolm, turn him on. You never understood.

You never understood.

You never understood. Hey, Wolf Gang.

Hey, Wolf Gang.

Hey, Wolf Gang. All I wanted to do

All I wanted to do

All I wanted to do was to help.

was to help.

was to help. My mother sends her regards.

Have a nice afterlife.

Have a nice afterlife.

Have a nice afterlife. Heat.

[Music]

Heat.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes. [Applause]

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] Hope is a funny thing. All it takes is

Hope is a funny thing. All it takes is

Hope is a funny thing. All it takes is the smallest glimmer and you can walk

the smallest glimmer and you can walk

the smallest glimmer and you can walk forever through the darkness or fly on a

forever through the darkness or fly on a

forever through the darkness or fly on a rusty space bucket or a spacey rust

rusty space bucket or a spacey rust

rusty space bucket or a spacey rust bucket as Sasha called it.

bucket as Sasha called it.

bucket as Sasha called it. Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes. And that's a new high score.

So there I was three dinosaurs. I didn't

So there I was three dinosaurs. I didn't

So there I was three dinosaurs. I didn't know what to do. All I had in my hand

know what to do. All I had in my hand

know what to do. All I had in my hand was Ruby's cape. I feel better in the

was Ruby's cape. I feel better in the

was Ruby's cape. I feel better in the first head the next month. Bang.

Sasha, you you okay?

Sasha, you you okay?

Sasha, you you okay? Oh, you got the salad free steak. I'm

Oh, you got the salad free steak. I'm

Oh, you got the salad free steak. I'm sorry. I should have I should have told

sorry. I should have I should have told

sorry. I should have I should have told you about that.

you about that.

you about that. No, it's not the

I'm just no match to him.

He fight prehistorical vi explosion. I'm

He fight prehistorical vi explosion. I'm

He fight prehistorical vi explosion. I'm not eaten by Hitler. I have no good

not eaten by Hitler. I have no good

not eaten by Hitler. I have no good stories, no good body. I'm just how you

stories, no good body. I'm just how you

stories, no good body. I'm just how you say an oil baboon.

say an oil baboon.

say an oil baboon. That's not at all how you say it. It's

That's not at all how you say it. It's

That's not at all how you say it. It's um it's grease monkey.

um it's grease monkey.

um it's grease monkey. Listen, I've been meaning to ask you

Listen, I've been meaning to ask you

Listen, I've been meaning to ask you about your Valkor. I was wondering how

about your Valkor. I was wondering how

about your Valkor. I was wondering how did you manage to stabilize the exhaust

did you manage to stabilize the exhaust

did you manage to stabilize the exhaust manifold? I was trying to figure it out,

manifold? I was trying to figure it out,

manifold? I was trying to figure it out, but then all this happened and I um

but then all this happened and I um

but then all this happened and I um well, you know,

well, you know,

well, you know, I was rerooting it through a

I was rerooting it through a

I was rerooting it through a D17 thermometer.

D17 thermometer.

D17 thermometer. It used toilet as exhaust.

It used toilet as exhaust.

It used toilet as exhaust. That was the only way I could figure out

That was the only way I could figure out

That was the only way I could figure out how to get rid of the excess heat

how to get rid of the excess heat

how to get rid of the excess heat without using the coollets.

without using the coollets.

without using the coollets. This is perfect.

This is perfect.

This is perfect. I know it's not elegant, but I tried to.

I know it's not elegant, but I tried to.

I know it's not elegant, but I tried to. No, no, it's um perfect.

[Music]

[Music]

She likes you, dude.

She likes you, dude.

She likes you, dude. I thought she likes you,

dude. She's a little too scrawny for me.

dude. She's a little too scrawny for me.

dude. She's a little too scrawny for me. I like a big, strong, and hairy, like an

I like a big, strong, and hairy, like an

I like a big, strong, and hairy, like an oily baboon.

No, no, no. Don't have to be worried. I

No, no, no. Don't have to be worried. I

No, no, no. Don't have to be worried. I am very open-minded. I have I mean, some

am very open-minded. I have I mean, some

am very open-minded. I have I mean, some of my best friends.

of my best friends.

of my best friends. Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay? But they're peanuts in a sauce

But they're peanuts in a sauce

But they're peanuts in a sauce and shellfish

and shellfish

and shellfish and we

worse than saying your goodbyes too

worse than saying your goodbyes too

worse than saying your goodbyes too early

early

early and sending off the memory of your loved

and sending off the memory of your loved

and sending off the memory of your loved ones.

especially if it's an empty casket.

I never had a chance to say how much I

I never had a chance to say how much I

I never had a chance to say how much I loved her.

And now it's too late.

and Malcolm, my only true friend through

and Malcolm, my only true friend through

and Malcolm, my only true friend through all these years.

all these years.

all these years. [Music]

[Music]

Malc,

Malc,

Malc, you're alive.

you're alive.

you're alive. Sorry, guys. I have this weird thing

Sorry, guys. I have this weird thing

Sorry, guys. I have this weird thing where my body shuts down. It's like

where my body shuts down. It's like

where my body shuts down. It's like total catatonic state. My mom used to

total catatonic state. My mom used to

total catatonic state. My mom used to bury me almost 20 times when I was a

bury me almost 20 times when I was a

bury me almost 20 times when I was a kid. It was crazy.

Has

Has

Has you guys figured out you like each other

you guys figured out you like each other

you guys figured out you like each other yet?

Well, maybe you knew it already, but to

Well, maybe you knew it already, but to

Well, maybe you knew it already, but to me it came as a surprise. That annoying,

me it came as a surprise. That annoying,

me it came as a surprise. That annoying, wiry, greasy Russian. Who would have

wiry, greasy Russian. Who would have

wiry, greasy Russian. Who would have guessed?

guessed?

guessed? [Music]

The rate this thing is traveling is

The rate this thing is traveling is

The rate this thing is traveling is going to take us 100 years to get to

going to take us 100 years to get to

going to take us 100 years to get to Mars.

Mars.

Mars. you forgetting to take luck of Earth's

you forgetting to take luck of Earth's

you forgetting to take luck of Earth's gravity into account. Acceleration is

gravity into account. Acceleration is

gravity into account. Acceleration is much faster. It's closer to 80.

much faster. It's closer to 80.

much faster. It's closer to 80. I'm certainly not forgetting that. But

I'm certainly not forgetting that. But

I'm certainly not forgetting that. But we're on course to take advantage of the

we're on course to take advantage of the

we're on course to take advantage of the orbital eccentricity and mean it at its

orbital eccentricity and mean it at its

orbital eccentricity and mean it at its parhelion.

parhelion.

parhelion. Eccentricity cycle much faster than

Eccentricity cycle much faster than

Eccentricity cycle much faster than Earth. It will pull us forward to

Earth. It will pull us forward to

Earth. It will pull us forward to [Music]