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Some days, walking into college feels like walking into a boxing ring.

And here she is!

The Maddox! The brainy champion has taken the beating lady for a kind

from a cute guy.

Maybe better.

Or not.

So, Sam took the poster down.

How heroic.

And so pathetic you couldn't save yourself.

Does he know what happened to the last person who took your side?

Wait, what are you talking about? Oh, she doesn't know, bless.

Lee got a mark on her record because of you.

But you feel bad. You should feel bad.

Assuming she's capable of feeling.

But wait, now I'm curious. If she doesn't know about Lee, what else

know about?

That Oscar Bierfeld is right about her.

Uh -huh, like he's right about you.

Wait, what has Oscar Bierfeld said about you?

It's more of a money talk situation.

He's sponsoring my place here.

Turns out he does think pretty people have talent. He just doesn't think

one of them.

We're electrically connected.

We're lighting our own way. We've got this all together, no matter what they

say. We'll weather any storm and we'll ride it to the end. Just stay connected.

and I'm sorry.

That's a new way of saying hi.

You stood up for me against Jamie and Naomi.

What does the red carpet mean to you?

Sexist.

Oh, and pointless.

Yeah, pointless sexist. It means you're somebody.

The red carpet means one thing.

Exposure. It's prime fashion real estate, and getting your work seen on

means worldwide attention, which is why this assignment is serious business.

You'll be competing for the chance to dress Emily Savage.

You'll all pitch to Emily's stylist, and the person who impresses the most will

dress Emily for her upcoming premiere.

And because I'm a nice person, you'll each get to do a practice pitch to me

before the real thing. Any questions?

Wouldn't it just be easier to declare me the winner now and save everybody's

time?

There is no way I can lose this. I follow 2 ,900 of the hottest fashion

bloggers. If anyone knows what's hot right now, it's me, right?

I'm sorry, am I the only one who thinks dressing a Hollywood A -lister is a big

deal?

Yeah, sorry. Yeah, no, you're right. It's huge.

Actually, I've had this idea for a one -shoulder dress which might work for

Emily. The whole thing is obviously a fit.

Totally. I mean, we all know a certain somebody, probably besties with Emily

Savage. She'll just call her and tell her she wants to win. Can you cut it

I would never cheat and... Anyway, I don't even think I have Emily's number

anymore.

Why do you let those two D -listers get to you?

Who's going to hate?

Yeah, I know.

Yeah.

I could ignore them.

Definitely I can do that.

How do you feel about trampolining?

Or learning to trapeze?

Are you organising a birthday party for a clown?

What? No, a date.

Not a date.

Sort of a date. It's a trial date. Exactly. So go big or go home, right? Or

medium.

Or even, you know, small.

Oh, yeah, I see where you're coming from. Keep it simple.

Also, it's not like, you know, we're 11, and we've both been on dates before,

and there's no need to lose our fall.

Right.

Keep it cool.

Hey, remind me to never rob a bank with you. You've got no stealth.

I have stealth.

I nicked your pen on our third day.

Right, shouldn't have blamed Lenny for that.

Can I have it back?

I guess.

I've got my eyes on your pencil case anyway.

Stop, I need to work.

Yeah, me too. Quit distracting me, Malik.

Hey!

I was just with Lenny.

So, we've established that we're friends with each other's friends.

Yeah. Great.

So, you and Lenny are a thing?

Not a thing.

Just two people hanging out on a Friday night.

Okay.

Except it might help to have some general conversation topics.

Oh, okay. Yeah, I get it. Okay, ask me anything.

Me and Nanny are pretty tight now with BAM practice and everything.

What's his favourite book?

I have no idea.

What scares him?

Dogs in costumes.

No, I can't. I don't know.

Favourite film?

Do these questions get any easier?

Seriously?

Brilliant.

Thanks so much.

you doing?

Giving you a good luck for your date hug.

Thank you. Practice pitch time, ladies and gentlemen.

Who would like to go first?

Well -volunteered Nyla.

She looks nervous.

I'm not surprised.

Asking a model to talk and think at the same time is unfair.

I'd like to start.

By revealing myself.

My dress.

Revealing my dress.

Okay, let me just find... One word you could use to describe Emily Savage

is boring.

No, not boring. I meant boring as in you break away from the boring.

I haven't... Do you want to put us all out of

our misery and stop, Nyla?

Yes, please.

Okay. I'm going to erase that from my memory bank so I don't have nightmares.

Jamie and Naomi, please.

Hello, everyone. Our design for Emily is bold and daring.

The semi -sleeved neon is designed to sock. As dresses with the talking point

feature get 49 % more press coverage.

In today's social media generation, you need to make an impact.

Our inspiration was simple.

When we were looking at representations of female empowerment, we came across

this statue of the Greek goddess of victory, none other than Athena herself.

Thank you.

Next up, Nisha.

So the right dress can

take Emily Savage from actress to icon.

A 21st century icon.

You've heard the pitch.

Now get ready for the dress.

Well, thank you, Nisha, for the perfect example of how to over -promise

and under -deliver.

I'm sorry. Think you've made a mistake?

A dress like this got 150 ,000 likes yesterday.

And therein lies your problem.

Fashion isn't the present. It's the future.

Social media can tell you what people are wearing now. It can't tell you what

people will want to wear next month.

You need some originality.

OK, Lenny.

Thinking what I'm thinking.

If it's that we need to find a way to get Ali fired, then yes.

We should pair up.

With my design and your pitching, we can nail this assignment.

OK, fine.

I'm still going to look into getting her fired.

Hey, I just... No, I had a change of mind.

Oh, my God, you have a date and you need advice about it?

How did you do that?

You know how some people are psychic?

I'm boy psychic.

So, first things first.

Makeover.

No. Have you ever even seen a rom -com? I can't watch them. I have a very strong

gag reflex.

Well, you came to me for a reason. And instantly regretted it.

Well, your first instinct was right.

I have the wisdom you need.

So, hand yourself over to Lexi, dating guru.

Bye.

Bye.

That is... Great for when you have a spot.

This is from a shoot I did. The theme was psychopathic astronaut.

Chosen all marine colours for our dress because Emily Savage loves the sea.

Um, Nyla? It's... Project out.

Perfect.

We have your look.

This is what I was wearing. Hey, I added a deeply essential hair clip.

Now, bring on the date.

Uh, that's sort of the problem. I haven't ever actually, you know...

Don't make me finish the sentence. Why didn't you say?

In that case, we need a prate. A what?

A prate. A practice date.

I invented the word.

Nyla Malik arrives at the 2017 Met Gala.

Wearing your granny's curtains by the looks of it. Excuse me? My granny would

have better taste.

I wish.

But I haven't had that kind of training.

Is Nyla Malik beating Harry Styles?

Wow. Some guys have no taste.

I think it's time the trash took itself out.

We were just leaving anyway.

Yeah. There's only so long you can be in the same room as a model before it

starts to affect your IQ.

Out!

Okay. What is wrong with you?

Why don't you just sit there and take that?

Whatever happens, the hater's going to hate.

Oh, yeah.

I did say that. Sometimes Taylor Swift lyrics just pop into my head. But this

situation needs some classic high school -style vengeance.

Not a good idea. When Lee stood up for me, she got a mark on her record.

Lee's an amateur.

So, you want to avoid awkward silences.

But who do most guys want to go out with?

An underwear model?

Themselves. That's disturbing.

Only if you think about it.

So, you have to be like the female version of him.

He likes sports. Well, you love hitting things with a bat.

He's sort of gothy. Well, you're thinking of getting a bat. And if you

care about that?

By the time he has realised, you've already moved on to the next guy. And

works? How many boyfriends have you had?

Lexi?

I'm still counting.

Yes, it does.

So, what about kissing?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I've done that. We don't need to practice.

Uh, no.

Not on the... No, I'm good. I'm... good.

You coming? I'll catch you up.

Our guest today needs little introduction.

Fashion editors voted her the world's most influential stylist.

Her contact list is an A to Z of Hollywood talent, and of course includes

Savage, who you are pitching to dress today.

Please welcome Jessica Massey.

Lee, you're up.

The red carpet, cameras flashing, people screaming your name, a woman asking

serious questions about manicures.

If I were facing all that, I'd want to feel comfortable.

Is this a joke? No.

One of my girls has still got the scars from her globes dress.

Glamour is not comfortable.

Next.

Nylonisha, you're up.

Emily Savage.

Beautiful, inspiring, and above all, original.

We have harnessed that originality into a design that takes her out of her

fashion past and into her fashion future.

On her last four red carpets, Emily has previously worn metallic or red -tinged

dresses.

That was her past.

Her future is marine colours.

That speaks to her love of all things aquatic.

She does love the sea.

Thanks for doing this. Hey, anyone would want to wear this dress.

Emily would like that.

Jamie and Naomi.

We want Emily Savage to be the only person people notice on the red carpet.

This is the dress to do it.

What up

I mean, I feel sorry for Naomi in front of a whole year in her underwear. Yeah,

that was an unexpected bonus.

Well, I guess she should have been more careful with her stitching.

Or, you know, more careful with where she left her dress.

Wait, Misha, did you do that to their dress? A little more gratitude, please.

Totally ruined my manicure on picking all those seams.

But it was cruel.

Vengeance tends to be.

What will you do?

If this is about the meeting with Emily Savage, next week is really busy.

She's going to have to fit around my diary if she wants to.

Oh, no.

You did not.

So, do you come here a lot? Well, all the time.

I just love the vibe.

Don't you?

It's definitely peaceful.

I'm pretty much one of their best customers.

I suppose you think you're

clever. I think one of us is.

The other?

Not so much. You can drop the attitude, Nisha.

If Nyla hadn't confessed, this would have come out later and you'd both be

the course.

As it is, you're both getting an F and Jamie and Naomi will take the prize.

Now get out.

Nisha!

Nisha! Look, I'm sorry.

But you have to admit, it was a pretty shady thing to do. Oh, and throwing me

under the bus wasn't.

I thought we were meant to be friends.

We are friends.

Save it, Nyla.

And next time we need someone to have you back, look somewhere else.

Okay.

Not what I was expecting.

So the other day this guy online said that he thinks that graffiti is the

greatest art form known to man.

Let me guess.

You think it's comics.

I actually think it's opera.

But you love...

Comics. I'm starting to think they're a little bit too venal and much more

subtle and low -key.

And opera, you know, it's just so... profound.

We should go.

Thank you.

Nisha will calm down eventually.

Even the angriest of volcanoes can't erupt forever.

I don't think.

I got an E in geography.

Yeah, maybe you're right.

And hey, maybe Jamie and Naomi will be so focused with the Emily Savage thing

that they'll just get off my case.

See?

Everything is going to be awesome sauce.

Movie night later.

We can imagine the art of fiction.

Come alive and stand with us.

Should we shame and break?

And is everything to your satisfaction, madam?

Yes, it is.

Actually, no.

Opera is just men shouting at you in Italian.

OK, good. I think this might be about me. And comics aren't juvenile. And do

know what else? There is nothing fun about this weird old person's

You're right about the opera. I went once and I fell asleep, but there's no

to freak out. Yes, there is. This is my first ever date and I think I just ate a

snail.

Also, you're acting like someone...

I don't even know.

And I just really, really want to get out of here.

I wanted to impress you. By acting like my grandad?

I was aiming for grown -up. Maybe I went a little bit too grown -up, this place.

No offence.

But I do know a place where we could get really great chicken wings, if you're

interested.

Only if we can get cheese on the wings.

I love cheese.

How did you know?

Because you wrote a song about it.

Oh, yeah.

Wow, you really do pay attention.

Oh, this is going to be a great date. Just a few minutes and we can get out of

here.

No, we won't.

Oh, the young lady just left, sir.

Sorry, I have to go, but we'll do chicken wings.

Soon.

I've got to say something really important.

Don't worry.

We're leaving this time.

I'm here.

Thank you.

You do know you're hugging me, right?

Yeah. And if you mention this to anyone, online bullying will be the least of

your worries.

Me?

Yeah. The thing, you broke my phone.

Don't ruin the hug, Nyla.

You do realise this would never happen in real life?

But I do.

Seriously, this close to buging.