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Stop...
Stop !

Krypto!

Take me home!

Home!

Krypto!

Home.

No need to thank us, sir, as we will not
appreciate it.

We have no consciousness whatsoever.

Merely automatons here to serve.

Meet 12.

She's new.

He looked at you.

I put your parents' message on to soothe
you.

Thank you.

He finds it soothing.

**speaking Kryptonian**

The message was damaged in transit from
Krypton to Earth.

But what is there?

And you are the one who made him.

We love you more than heaven, our son.

We love you more than land.

Our beloved hope will soon be gone
forever.

But hope vitalizes our hearts.

And that hope is you, Kal-El.

We have searched the universe for a home
where you can do the most good.

And live out Krypton's truth.

That place is Earth.

And the rest of the message is lost.

14 fractured bones.

Damage to bladder, kidney, large
intestine, lungs.

Our poor superman.

With a healthy dose of Yellow Sun we will
have him up and at 'em in no time.

Nooooooo!

He landed somewhere near here.

I can't see where.

Well, keep looking.

Sir, you are only 83% restored to health.

You must rest.

No can do, Four..

I gotta get back to the fray.

But this Hammer fellow just beat you at
full power.

Sir?

What is this?

Krypto!

What the hay, dude?

I thought you destroyed the whole superman
robot.

I thought I told you to keep an eye on
him.

We feed the canine, but he is unruly.

And he realizes we are not
flesh and blood and couldn't

in our heart of hearts care
less whether he lives or dies.

Stop, Krypto.

He's leaving.

Ow!

Ow!

Stop!

Krypto!

Ow!

Ow!

Stop!

Stop!

Sit!

Sit!

Stay!

The alien is on its way back.

And counting... and counting...

I'm inside Chocos, Larry.

No fatalities.

I can't win.

anymore.

12C.

18A.

34B.

Down!

He's been studying him for years.

He's developed over 2,500 fight rules for
this situation.

Superman!

Bravo.

You got him.

Malik Ali.

A local.

Lex, we have the engineer.

The target has led us to the ice castle.

The rumors are true.

I don't know how in the hell...
...thing hasn't been spoiled.

We hear that...

...coms two to one.

Holy.. like the entire structure
has descended into the ice.

And we have what we need.

Return to base.

I can drill into it, Lex.

Your pride won't be making our choices
today, Angela.

Thank you.

We'll need more than you when we get
there.

Coms one to two.

Tell them what we need to do.

Wrap it up.

The United States will continue to feel
the wrath.. of the hammer Boravia!

Once again, you free fella.

When you saved my woman from being
attacked.. are you all right, Superman?

No, you gotta get out of here.

It's not safe.

You saved us so many times.

Now it's our turn.

Maybe you shouldn't have done that
thing in Jarhanpur.. or Superman.

Decelerate all portals.

Ultraman is back.

Ultraman!... Ultraman, you did so good!

Ken, Ken.

Sorry, Barry.

Hey, loser.

Hey, Steve.

Hey, what do you got against adverbs,
Ken?

How are we supposed to know how
we feel.. when we read this malarkey?

In sports writing, you learn
the sentence.. is the modifier.

Hey, Ma.

Ma!

Hey, Clark.

Me and Pa.. just wanted to call and
say.. congratulations on that front page.

Boy, that is something.

Hey, ask Ma if she barbecued
up any road kill lately ... Like a possum or Chitlin.

What's that, Clark?

Sorry, Ma.

Just in the middle of a big news day.

What are Chitlins?

Chitlins are intestines.

Thanks, Cat.

You read this crud?

I thought it was great, Clark.

Great?

Yeah.

Big time.

Well we don't want to keep you...

...but, uh.. wanted
to say congrats...

...and tell you that we worried about you,
Clark.

It's been a minute.

Tell him don't be a stranger.

Pa says don't be a stranger.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I heard him, Ma.

Okay, I gotta go.

I gotta run.

Yep, okay.

Love you.

So this guy just flew into Midtown...
...and started attacking people...

...demanding for Superman to show up?

Yeah.

Saw that in my article.

I didn't actually have to make it through
your writing, Clark.

Knowledge is worth many sacrifices.

That isn't one of them.

Ha ha ha.

Very funny, Lois.

22 people in the hospital.

Over 20 million in property damage.

It does make you wonder.

Wonder what?

As great as he is, maybe Superman didn't
completely think through...

...the ramifications of the Boravia thing.

Well, if this guy is even from Boravia.

What do you mean?

His name is the Hammer of Boravia.

Yeah, I doubt his parents named him that,
Jimmy.

We have no clue what his actual goal was
here.

I think it's pretty obvious.. the
goal was kicking Superman's ass.

He didn't completely kick Superman's ass.

pretty thoroughly, Clark.

Show me!

You show me what ties there are...
...between Boravia and this... Hammer!

Yeah, see, Superman did say he thought the
Hammer might be...

...faking a Boravian accent.

Superman said that?

Yeah, I interviewed him right afterwards.

Great guy.

You know, it's funny that you keep
getting...

...all these interviews with Superman,
Clark.

I don't think there's anything
funny about good journalism, Lois.

Uh-huh.

The relationship between Boravia...

...and the United States.. has
been like.. iron for thirty years...

...until.. Superman
came along.

What you're looking at, my friends...
...is the most powerful being...

...on planet Earth.

Ultraman.

You created this man.

Check this out.

The Engineer.

The former Special Operative, whose blood
I infused...

...with microscopic machines called
Nanites...

...which she can form into...
...anything she can imagine.

And of course, you're familiar.. with
my flying armored forces, the Raptors.

Altogether, they're an
unstoppable.. force we call...

...Planet Watch.

More than capable of...
...containing any otherworldly threat.

So, you want.. the Defense
Department to hire.. your metahumans...

...to take down the Kryptonian.

After Superman acted with violence...

...against our Boravian allies,
I think it'd be worth considering.

Big Blue stopped the war.

Naive, maybe, but well-intentioned.

Oh, I don't know the intentions.. of
an unattended fire hose, General Flagg.

I just do what I can...
...not to be splashed.

Mr. Luthor.

The disarming Director Crowley.

The country of Boravia has purchased
over...

...$80 billion worth of arms from
Luthor Corp.. in the past two years.

And?

And no one would profit more from a
war.. with Boravia, John, more than you.

A cynic might say that having Superman out
of the way...

...might not be bad for business.

Well, what's particularly bad for business
is dying.

And I have a distinct feeling that's where
we're all headed...

...with the Kryptonian running wild.

So we're going to lock up all metahumans
now?

The other metahumans aren't going off
half-cocked.. interfering in foreign affairs.

They don't have, and I have proof of
this...

...a hidden headquarters in Antarctica...

...that violates 12 international
treaties.. and they aren't aliens.

Shouldn't all that be more than enough
reason.. for Planet Watch to at least...

...bring the Kryptonian in for
questioning?

Admittedly, I'm not comfortable with a being from another planet as dangerous as him on the loose...

...with a being from another planet...

...but the optics...
...Superman is popular.

Less so every day, according to chatter
online.

Not to mention the potential
risk.. of failing to contain him.

I assure you, secretary, we can contain
him.

Yeah, they got this stuff.

What's this Kryptonite stuff called?

It's called Kryptonite.

Well, it kills him, right?

As far as we can ascertain, there's none
left on the planet.

I'd have a workaround for that as well.

Well, it doesn't matter, Lex.. because
without solid proof of malicious intent.. it's just not worth the risk...

What are you doing here?

Three months ago, we had our first date.

And so, to celebrate, I am
making you.. your favorite.

Breakfast for dinner.

That's your favorite.

You love breakfast.

Yeah, for breakfast, you love it for
dinner.

What?

It was very funny today.

What?

It's hilarious, the little back and forth
we had going.

You giving me guff for my article?

Jimmy was eating it up.

I wasn't acting, Clark.

If you keep interviewing yourself...
...eventually people are going to figure it out.

But the glasses?.

Yeah, they won't fool everyone forever.

And ethically...

...these interviews are hugely
problematic.

I mean, you literally know the questions
in advance.

Okay, so why don't you interview me?

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like that.

Come on, Lois.

I'm media savvy.

I can.. handle any
question that comes my way.

Are you being serious right now?

Yeah.

You'd let me interview you as Superman.

Sure.

How about now?

Um...

Ready?

Let's do it, Cronkite.

Superman?

Miss Lane.

Recently, you've come under a lot of fire.

I don't know if it's a lot of fire...

It's a lot.

Today, the Secretary of Defense said he was
going to look into your actions in Boravia.

That's funny?

It's not funny, funny.

It's just, um... I
mean, come on.

My actions?

I stopped a war.

Maybe.

Uh, not maybe.

I did.

Okay.

How?

Well, Boravia invaded Jarhanpur.

And I showed up and told them that wasn't
right.

And?

And smashed some tanks and things.

And a couple of planes and some other
stuff.

There were no casualties and no
significant injuries.

Did you interact at all with the president
of Boravia, Basil Ghurkos?

A very small amount.

What's a very small amount?

That was between us.

This is all on the record.

Yeah, but that conversation was between
the two of us.

Yeah, and I would ask that question
whether or not I knew the answer to it.

Really?

Really.

After I stopped the war, I went to see
Ghurkos.

Where?

In the capital of Luchabik at the Royal
Palace.

And?

And I took a private audience with Ghurkos.

How?

I flew him out to the
desert and I... And?

And I placed him against a cactus.

A cactus.

So torture?

No, not torture.

It's spikes.

Were, like, not even that big.

What did you say?

I told him that if he ever
messes with Jarhanpur

again, he'll have to
personally answer to me.

What did you mean by that?

That if such events occurred, we would
have a more serious discussion.

That's all.

More serious than tearing up his back on a
cactus?

Ghurkos was going to kill people.

You seem to keep forgetting that.

In effect, you illegally entered a
country, inserting yourself in the middle

of an incredibly heated geopolitical
situation.

One second.

Siding with a nation, Jarhanpur, which
historically has not been a friend to anyone.

Jarhanpur has changed.

Against a nation that's
technically our ally and

then threatened to
murder their head of state.

First of all, whether or not
Jarhanpur is an imperfect

country does not give another
nation the right to speak.

Yeah, but the Boravian
government maintains they're

freeing the Jarhanpurians
from a tyrannical regime.

Yes, but you know that's very silly.

I do?

The Boravian government of all people is
saying this?

Come on.

This is on the record, Superman.

No, no.

Now, see, now you're being dishonest,
Lois.

How am I being dishonest?.

Wait.

Stop.

You're being dishonest
because you know as well as I do

that the Boravian government
is not well-intentioned.

I think that's almost certainly the case,
but do I know that?

No, I don't.

Can we go on now?

Yeah, fine.

Do you think this is going well?

Do I think this is going well?

I think I'm doing a good job.

Superman, did you consult with the president before
entering Boravian airspace?

No.

The Secretary of Defense?

Or any U.S. official

before you took matters
into your own hands and decided

unilaterally how to handle this
extremely delicate situation?

Ghurkos and his goons were going to kill people.

Yes, but the results of you seemingly
acting as a representative of the United

States will cause more problems around the world

I wasn't representing anybody,
except me!

More than a war that would've lasted
between 12 and 24 hours and

was just replacing one
tyrannical regime with another.

Is that really how you feel?

I'm not the one being interviewed,
Superman, but I question it.

Yeah, I would question
myself in the same situation

and hold off a beat and
consider the consequences.

People were going to die!

Okay, I'd like to change the subject.

If I could.

Okay.

You've gotten a lot of heat on social
media lately.

I don't read that stuff.

Superman doesn't have time for selfies.

Third person?

You're referring to yourself in third
person now?

No, it's just a thing
I came up with that I

thought I'd try to work
into the next interview.

This is on the record, Superman.

Okay, well, not the part where I said
that.

Yes, that part.

Well, that part was an aside.

That was off the record.

You have to say off the record beforehand,
not after.

Why are you being like this?

Fine, I won't write that you
spend your spare time trying

to think up soundbites,
which are terrible, by the way.

Social media.

Yes.

As you may know, or maybe you don't, since
you claim not to read any of that stuff.

Very seldomly.

Maybe sometimes people catch you reading
it and become very upset.

Okay, well, you can't use that.

People on social media are suspicious
because you are an alien, yes?

Yes.

I've been very honest about that from the
beginning.

I come from a planet called Krypton.

Okay.

Which is gone now, by the way.

Destroyed.

Along with all of my history, my parents.

They send me here as a baby to save my
life.

Here where?

I'm not going to say that.

You know I'm not going to say that.

Okay.

What do you know about these biological
parents of yours?

Just that they send me
here to serve humanity

and to help the world
to be a better place.

They said that?

They did.

They sent a message along with me.

That message is why I do what I do.

I cherish it more than anything.

Because you understand now
there are an awful lot of people

out there maintaining you're
here for more nefarious purposes.

Hashtag super spy, hashtag super shit.

Super shit?

Come on, Lois.

You know that one specifically irritates
me.

This is on the record, Clark.

I didn't make it up.

It's what people on the internet are
saying.

I'm going to go.

Really?

Yeah.

Come on, Clark.

Don't do this.

I'm not doing anything.

No?

No, that's not you?

Packing up your shit and walking out of an
interview?

I'm not walking out of an interview.

I'm just late.

This is what you do every time you're
faced with conflict.

You get mad.

You pout.

I'm not mad.

You pretend like nothing's wrong.

Nothing is wrong.

Look, I gave you a nice long interview.

Longer than I ever gave myself,
by the way.

Oh, you can tie in your imaginary
interviews with yourself?

That's a thing you can do?

You got a lot of good stuff.

Some stuff you can't use.

I am well aware.

I knew this would never work.

What does that mean?

Lois?

What does that mean?

Nothing.

I just... told you I wasn't good at relationships.
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okay..

The real antarctica.. how cool!.

He was right ahead.

But how are we going to gain access?

oh Ye of little faith.

oh my.. God.

Superman I preemptively put up the soothing message... Oh my! I do apologize but this is a restricted area.

This is what we came for.

Hopefully there's something
out here we can use to

convince the general Superman
requires immediate action.

I can't stand metahumans, but he's so
much worse.

Superman.

He's not a man.

He's an it.

A thing with a cocky grin and
a stupid outfit that somehow

becomes the focal point of
the entire world's conversation.

Nothing's felt right since he showed up.

I know, Lex.

I've sacrificed my own humanity to help
get rid of it.

Can you get in?

It might take a while.

What if the Kryptonian shows up?

Don't worry.

I'm creating a distraction.

What?

This message.

From his parents.

It's damaged but there's more.

It's... I can make
over the rest.

**Speaking Kryptonian**.

Got it!

Hurry up!

He's an awfully small distraction.

it'll get bigger.

Git! Get out of here.

everybody okay?

Hey buddy! Eyes up here!

Deep, slow breaths, ma'am.

You're gonna be fine.

It's just so cheap.

It's so obnoxious.

You know what I mean?

You can afford thousand dollar concert
tickets for your twenty-year-old girlfriend?.

The Justice Gang has arrived on the scene.

That's Green Lantern, Hawk Girl,
and Mr. Terrific.

They're funded by the Lord Tech
Corporation.

Get her!

What's the skinny?

It's hide is tough, but it's off
balance.

I've been trying to figure out a way to
get it out of here alive.

Get it someplace where we can study it.

Oh, come on, man.

What?

No point in telling us!

My knee!

Guy!!

Help!

I'm trying oven mitts!

Good for you, Apple!

I'm getting blinked to death!

C'mon be careful!

Good gosh, there's got to be a better way to do this.

C'mon.

Authorities are saying there haven't been any signs yet of loss of life.. thanks to Metropolis' hometown hero Superman?

But the damage to property could be in the millions and city spokespeople..

How's it going with that guy you were
seeing?

You were saying you weren't sure about
him?

Yeah, he's a little strange.

Whoo!

Kaiju steaks all round, huh?

I was hoping we could
capture it and take it to an

intergalactic zoo, or at least
euthanize it less painfully.

Come on, bro, don't be such a wuss.

Hey!

Just another day in the life of the
Justice Gang!

Another day?

It's just a working day!

It's very well proven to be permanent,
though.

Probably not!

Good chance, though, I'm saying.

You okay?

Everybody okay?

Just like to say thank you on behalf of
Lord Tech Industries for the opportunity!

Why is nobody clapping?

This has to be BS.

Well, it couldn't be mistaken.

Oh, no.

Well, that sounds very disturbing,
Lex.

Twenty-eight of the world's top linguists
have confirmed the translation,

and thirty of the top
forensic computer techs

have confirmed the
validity of the footage itself.

Any chance that they're mistaken?

Unfortunately, no.

You have the footage?

Yes.

Let's take a look.

Hey, Kal-El.

Yeah?

We love you more than heaven, our son.

We love you more than land, our beloved
homes, to be gone forever.

But hope vitalizes our hearts,
and that hope is you, Kal-El.

We have searched the
universe for a home where you

can do the most good
and live out Krypton's truth.

That place is Earth.

I don't get it.

What's bad about that?

The people there are simple and profoundly
confused.

Weak of mind and spirit and body.

Lord over the planet as the last son of
Krypton.

Dispatch of anyone unable or unwilling to
serve you, Kal-El.

Take as many wives as you
can, so your genes and Krypton's

might and legacy will
live on in this new frontier.

And as you do us proud, our beloved son,
rule without mercy.

What about all the
kind acts Superman has

performed over the years,
saving countless lives?

No, he's grooming us, lulling us into
complacency so he can dominate without

resistance, forging a path for his
super-powered descendants to rule the Earth.

I will not accept that.

Will you?

You see what I'm saying?

I...

I'm scared.

I will admit that I am scared.

Because who knows how large his secret
harem is already.

Dude, you got a secret harem?

No, of course I don't have a harem.

If any of that message is even remotely
true, then you are exactly the kind of

alien threat I was
commandeered by the Green

Lantern Corps to protect
this planet against.

Back off, Guy.

Make a move, Big Blue.

Guy, relax.

Was the message real or not?

The first half is real.

The second half was
damaged on it's trip

from Krypton to Earth,
so it's got to be doctored.

No way, Clark.

I know those computer forensics guys.

They're not gonna say it's legit.

Unless they are sure.

I'm so sorry, man.

But there's no way that message is fake.

Where'd they get the footage, though?

Are you considering bringing Superman in
for questioning?

We're talking with the president and we
are reviewing our options now.

Now, I'm sorry I'm gonna have to go
Miss Lane.

And if you did, point it out.

You buying this?

I don't put anything past Luthor,
Rick.

But the message is authentic.

If the Kryptonian is a danger,
we have to act.

I was a big Superman fan.

I supported him all the time on a lot of stuff, but now?

I mean, I hope he rots in hell.

I don't care.

You're supposed to get out.

Where is the internet?

Don't call me Chief.

I'm gonna do my job.

It's no wonder the Kryptonians interfere
with Boravia's interests.

Boravia wants to save
the people of Jarhanpur

and Superman wants
to keep them enslaved.

As though, from what I hear, he finds
Boravian women the most physically

attractive and wants to add them to his
secret harem.

Thank you!

That couldn't have gone better, Mr.
President.

You were so comfortable and dynamic.

Excellent.

The real Mellenzo is here.

Very comfortable.

Very comfortable.

Bravo, bravo.

Come on, run.

Leave me alone.

We did it, Lex!

I will just celebrate until the alien is
off the board.

Oh, here.

Brought you a doughnut from Dough's Holes.

New shop in Park Ridge, of all places.

The fake message.

was a stroke of genius.

It's not fake.

He is here to kill us.

I knew it.

When we got Superman's fortress.

I hoped to get the knowledge to help
destroy him.

Little did I know, his own parents would
be providing it.

Oh, my boy.

Right?

Yeah.

I'm thinking of opening one in my half of
Jarhanpur.

Four.

Four.

What happened?

I tried to protect Superman.

How did Luthor get in here?

It's keyed into my DNA.

Must protect Superman.

Four.

I'm sorry for Greg.

Krypto?

Krypto?

Well, yeah, that's
gonna be... Lex, I tried to stop him!

It's fine, you know.

Superman, we finally meet.

Would you like a coffee?

Where's the dog?

Dog?

The dog, loser!

You took the dog!

That's right, you get all of this.

Dad!

Where's the dog?

I have no clue what you're talking about.

He's just a dog.

I don't know what dog you're talking
about.

What did you say?

I didn't say anything.

You heard what he said!

You heard him!

He took him!

I mean, it seems to me that the only rabid
animal around here is Superman.

Ever since the discovery of the Kryptonian's
master plan, he's gone off the deep end.

Thoughts, Chris?

Can't say I'm surprised, Cleavis.

It's guys like this, they always got a
whole bunch of dark, ugly secrets.

What do you mean, guys like this?

This is better than everybody else.

Makes those declarations against killing
people unless it's absolutely necessary.

Really, dude?

It kind of sounds like
you're trying to make

the guys who are a
little more edgy than you.

look like jerks, you know what I mean?

A lot of these guys, these heroes from the
magazines are obsessed with me.

Because I'm more jacked than they are.

They know they're more edgy.

You have a dog?

No, not really.

It's more of a foster situation.

Coco.

You were out there helping them?

Oh, no, that's just some dimensional imp.

They've got that handled, I was looking
for the dog.

You okay?

The footage is not what it looks like,
Lois.

Okay.

The ship my parents sent
me in was damaged in transit,

so I only ever heard the
first part of the message.

And I believed I knew how it ended.

That my parents had sent me here to serve
the people of Earth and to be a good man.

I'm not here to rule over anybody,
Lois.

I never thought you were.

Even for a moment, Clark.

Oh, that's really good.

I'm sorry before.

Me too.

But we're bound to though.

We're so different.

I was just some punk rock kid from Baker
Line and you're Superman.

I'm punk rock.

You are not punk rock.

I like the Stranglefellows and the POVs
and the Mighty Crabjoys.

Those are pop radio bands.

They're not punk rock.

The Mighty Crabjoys suck.

Okay, well, a lot of people love them.

My point is I question everything.

And everyone.

You trust everyone and think everyone
you've ever met is, like, beautiful.

Maybe that's the real punk rock.

Lois, what did you mean when you said that
you knew this would never work?

I don't know.

I gotta go.

The DOJ has a warrant out for my arrest,
so I'm gonna turn myself in.

Wait, what?

Why?

Maybe they'll take me wherever they took
the dog.

I don't know how else to find him.

It's a dog.

Yeah, he's not even a very good one,
but he's out there alone.

And he's probably scared.

I love you, Lois.

I probably should have told you that a
long time ago.

Is that necessary?

I'm coming in on my own accord.

No one read me my rights.

The courts decided those rights don't
apply to extraterrestrial organisms.

Therefore, at this point, Superman,
you don't have any rights to read.

The government is very well aware of the
potential limitations detaining you.

So we've outsourced your confinement and
your interrogation to Planet Watch.

Planet Watch.

I'm sorry about this.

Hey!

Twice in two days.

What a pleasure.

Luthor.

Your obsession with me is getting a little
creepy.

Don't worry.

Tall, dark, and martian isn't my type.

Kryptonian.

Yeah, same diff.

Where are we?

A pocket universe.

I replicated the Big Bang with a Luthor
Corp.

mega collider tearing a tiny hole between
the two universal fabrics.

I'm able to access it from multiple dimensional
portals I've set up around the globe.

Rex, the metahuman known
as the Element Man, has

been called into service
for a specific purpose.

He can metamorphose into any known substance,
even substances foreign to this planet.

Like..

Like...

Kryptonite.

Once again Vasil Ghurkos is sending troops to the Jarhanpurian border...

Superman's been out
of commission less than

a day and already
Boravia's pulling this crap?

Right?

What?

Sorry, I'm trying to figure out how Lex
Luthor's connected to all this.

How's that a mystery?

Luthor Corp sells arms to Boravia.

Boravia goes to war, Luthor sells more arms
and gets richer than ever.

Nope.

No?

Uh-uh.

I have a connection at Boda Bank.

Boda handles the transactions between
Luthor Corp and Boravia.

Yes, Luthor Corp sold them
approximately $80 billion worth

of arms, but for those arms,
Boravia paid only $1.625 billion.

So Luthor gave them arms for free?

For what?

That's the $78,375,000,000 question.

Have you found out where they're holding
Superman?

No one in the government will say.

Luthor seems to be
working to disable Superman

just so he can't stop
the invasion of Jarhanpur.

Why?

That's way too much sugar, Lois.

I party like a rock star, choir boy.

Still can't hide the taste of petroleum.

God.

Lex is holding Superman in a pocket
universe.

A what?

I don't know what a pocket universe is,
neither does my source.

They don't know
anything about anything,

really, but for sure he's
in a pocket universe.

Who's your source?

I can't say, but you owe me.

Big time.

Like... I can't even tell you how big.

I love you, Jimmy Olsen.

I love you.

Love you.

This is my monkey bots here, farming
outrage 24-7.

Trashing you online.

Hashtags.

Well, how do you contain a superdog?

You beam super squirrels into its brain.

We'll learn what we can, and then we'll put the
varmint down.

It will definitely be painful..

This is our private correctional institution.

Most cells are rented out
to governments who want to

keep their incarcerations
of political agitators private.

Others have more personal transgressions.

Fleurette wrote a blog about me.

There are a few things I hate more than
petty ex-girlfriends.

You wouldn't be telling me any of this.

If we ever planned on
letting you out?

Nope.

You'd be terminated already if it was up
to me.

But first, the government has some
questions they want answered.

Rex, look who it is.

You be sure to keep our guests in check, old Joseph
certainly wouldn't want it any other way.

I'll be back tomorrow to get the answers
we need.

Hey handsome..

Come on over.

Hi.

Hey.

Oh, sorry we had to meet
here, but Lex is always

accessing traffic cameras
so he knows where I am.

I really don't understand why you
stay in that relationship.

Because he made it a point
to tell me about all his

ex-girlfriends he had in
prison in his pocket universe.

What?

Right!?

How's your mom?

My mom?

Oh, I love her so much.

I think of her as my mom even more than my
own mother.

Oh, she feels the same way from the one
time that you guys met?

So hey, okay.

There seems to be some sort of connection
between Boravia and your boyfriend.

I'm not clear on what... what's wrong.

What's wrong?

I thought you wanted to see me,
Jimmy.

I do, but Eve, how could I even really see
you with Lex still in the picture?

You're just trying to get information out
of me.

I swear to God that's not it.

I just know that if I could
get some real dirt on him

then maybe the two of us
could... Be together again?

Yeah.

But you said my toes look like someone
spilled shrimp cocktail on the floor.

You have unconventional toes.

Who cares?

There's other parts of you that people
would find very attractive.

Lex tortured a dog the other day.

Jesus Christ!

I know.

I have to go.

Eve, please see what you can find out.

Okay.

Yes!

Yes!

I'm putting them in my pocket.

Joseph, he's your son?

Don't talk to me.

Please.

I can fly over and get him if
just... if you'd stop with the Kryptonite.

There's no way out of here, okay?

There's always a way.

I said don't talk to me!

Don't talk to me!

Yeah, so what do you want me to do?., where's the creamer?

On the counter where it always is.

He's in your group, right?

The... what's it called again?

The Justice Gang!

No.

We're not called that.

Your name is Mr. Terrific.

You don't get a vote with a name like
that.

I also voted against it.

Yes.

And as leader, I get tiebreaker.

No, Superman is not officially a member.

Because you don't want him to vote.

You know which way that would go.

Shut up.

He's kidding.

So how do you even know Superman anyway?

I just do.

So you know about the hypno glasses?

Now she does.

Well, I'm not saying who he is just that
he wears hypno glasses.

They make his face terrific.

How do they work?

They make his face
look different in your brain

when he wears them so
that you don't know who he is.

Yes.

I know this, first of all.

But second of all,
you really shouldn't be

telling me this in case
I don't know who he is.

So you know he's Clark Kent?

Oh my god.

Why does he trust everyone?

He doesn't.

Just us because we are also of the cloth.

Of the cloth?

What are we gonna do?

About what?

Superman!

He's your friend!

Some friend came here to rule over me?

It would be difficult to find him.

I put nanobot GPS trackers into Superman's
bloodstream.

You can see where his trail ends abruptly
right here at Fort Kramer, a dormant

military post across the river about ten
miles down.

Even if he was dead, those trackers would
still be there.

So all this leads me to
believe, as your article

surmised, he really
is a pocket universe.

You put nanobot GPS trackers in your
friend's bloodstream?

Oh, I do that to everybody.

So, okay, come on.

Let's go to Fort Kramer then.

The four of us and find out what's going
on.

And then do what?

Save him.

You want to bring a federally incarcerated
prisoner out of jail?

Look, I think this is
being done to keep him

from interfering with
the Boravian invasion.

No, you look.

I'm a Green Lantern lady.

That means I took a vow not to get
involved in politics.

Oh, that's part of the vow?

It's implied.

Yeah.

An implied vow?

Every time there's something he doesn't
want to do, he says it's part of some vow.

Oh, I swear to God, I'm
two seconds away from

forming a giant hammer
and beating you both to death..

Is Supes here to take over the world?
I don't, know.. probably not.

But the risk is just not worth the beef
between the U.S.

government and the Justice Gang.

Not our name.. makes us sound like cowboys..
but I agree with the rest.

See, you're just going to let your friend
rot in a pocket universe.

That haircut should be against your vows.

That what?

That what should be what?

I'll have you know, 348 chicks say
otherwise.

Hey.

What?

I'm not saying we're going to save him,
but...

I think we can at least
check out what's going on

with your boyfriend
with this foreign criminal.

He's not.

We're just seeing each other.

Thanks.

You want me to drive?

We'll take my ride.

You have a flying saucer, but you couldn't
get a faster garage door?

I haven't worked on that yet.

I'm not even sure how I feel, honestly.

What?

About Clark.

He's not my boyfriend.

We've actually just been seeing each other
for a couple months now.

Yeah, maybe just to be clear.

I'm not into people's emotions.

Yeah, no, totally.

I'm just thinking out loud.

I was going to break up with him,
actually.

We had this huge fight, and he told me he
loved me, and it just didn't...

Q&A time, alien!

Today we have a special guest.

I think I know him...

And the smell of his piss as we flew
across the desert.

That is a lie!

No, not Vasil.

He's just here as an observer.

Not me.

Now, the U.S.

government has a few questions for you.

Luthor, I barely know him.

He gave me food one time.

Who are you working with here on Earth?

I'm not working with anyone, Luthor.

Tell him nothing, Superman.

I have no family or nothing.

Luthor, don't do this.

You eating my food was a great honor,
Superman.

Got lucky on that one.

No, Luthor, don't do this.

Please.

Let's try another question, shall we,
Superman?

Who raised you as a child?

I believe in you, Superman.

Don't tell him nothing!

I didn't imagine that would go so quickly.

Pardon me.

Mr. Hanson.

I'll be back later with someone else
you've chatted with and I'll kill them too.

Maybe that reporter you always do
interviews with.

Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent next.

No, no, no, no.

We're freaking out, Tom!

Get back.

here or I'm gonna leave!

Hey!

Um... That's his path.

DNA trail leads to that tent.

Isn't that one of those Justice guys?

It's just the smart one.

Hey!

You heard the man!

I am giving you one last chance to stop!

I was just about to say the same to you.

Holy shit.

Unbelievable.

That jackass did create a pocket universe.

And that's his path.

For creating a pocket universe,
if you are just one picometer up,

you will have a black hole where Earth
used to be.

And every time you
enter or exit, you risk

tearing a hole into
the fabric of reality.

You're kidding.

It's the type of reckless science Lex
Luthor specializes in.

What are they doing?

They're trying to hack you.

So I guess you decided to help.

Only because it'll piss off Green
Lantern.

Thanks.

He just killed that poor guy.

Mali.. his name.. was Mali

And I think.. I-I think.. I think..

You said you can get to my son, right?

Why are you still gross looking?

I don't know.

That must be the sun.

What sun?

There's no sun here.

That's the problem.

I need to heal.

I get my powers from the yellow sun.

Just give me a second.

Come on!

Hell yeah.

We're in.

Whoa! An anti-proton river.

Could we rappel?

Rappel?

Where am I going to get the gear to rappel
into a pocket universe?

Where am I going to get the gear to rappel into a pocket universe?

I don't know.

Maybe it comes out of your circles or
something.

Circles?

What?

T spheres.

Okay.

They're three dimensional.

Circles are flat.

Sorry.

Unbelievable.

This place is filthy with black hole
vortexes.

And that anti-proton river will tear us
apart in seconds.

We cannot go in ourselves.

Copy.

I can't make a sun.

I know.

I can only make something kind of like a
sun.

What?

All right.

Okay.

We've got hydrogen.

And we've got helium.

And we've got helium.

What are you doing?

Hey!

Hey!

No, no, stop!

Enough!

You're going to get all of us in trouble!

What are you doing?

Hey!

He's doing something in here!

George!

George!

He's doing something!

You are not going to take me to the right
for this, officer!

Go straight behind the bar!

We're not getting a benefit from you!

You've saved him.

I can't carry him when I change forms.

No..no no.. Krypto!.. Krypto.. Krypto stop! You're going to squash the baby!

What do you see?

Did you find him?

Oh, my God!

What is that?

The portal's been open too long.

I can't stand here much longer.

Oh, no.

Oh, you look like shit.

I'm fine.

I think we need to get to those portals up
there.

Uh, right.

How do we... port them?

I don't know, but we'll figure it out.

Joey!

What.

Kill him! He's still weak!

Hold it, freak. Nice and slow. Back in the cage.

What are you going to do.. splash us?

Yes?

With... with our white swanic acid?

Do you have him?

Hot damn!

What?

It's a flying dog.

Uh-oh.

What?

Come on!

Come on!

Black hole!

Oh boy!

Krypto! Come here boy! I can't get out of this!

Krypto! There's a black hole, we'll never get out of it! Pull us out!

Krypto!

Stop it! Krypto! Help us up!

Bad boy!

Rex!

Joey!

Man..

You are so weird.

Do you have him?

Them.

Superman, a mean dog in a cape, a weird baby, and a squiggle man.

What?

Terrific?

Follow me!

Ruff!

Krypto!

Go!

Leave it!

Are you kidding me?

Those things aren't cheap!

Oh, my gosh.

Thank you.. Hey, bubby

Hey.

Hey.

You came to get me?

Yeah.

There's more people being held prisoner in
there.

We gotta go get them.

Not through here, you can't.

Not with you like this.

Claude, what the...
It's kryptonite poison.

He'll heal, but it'll take a day or two.

Get him someplace safe.

Take the T-craft.

The controls are easy and intuitive.

I need to stay back here and make sure the
portal is secure.

No.. dog.. dog..I really need to

No.

Dog, I really need
you to... Come on.

Okay.

Intuitive.. Yeah, for sure.

Pick that up!

Eve!

Get out of here, you idiot!

Go!

Move!

How the hell could he have gotten free?

We need to find him.

Eve?

Oh, I'm so done, Jimmy.

Oh, um... I have everything
you need to ruin Lex forever.

What?

Where?

Over here.

How dare he throw a pencil at me?

He's going to regret how mean he always been to me.

if I send you this, Jimmy...

Uh-huh.

You have to promise me we get to hang.

This weekend.

Just the two of us.

Uh... Okay?

Yeah, okay.

Uh-huh.

How, uh...

How long?

All weekend.

All weekend!?!

Oh, my God, Jimmy.

I'm sorry this is such a major imposition
on your life.

No, it's not an imposition.

I... I can tell you
don't really think so.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no.

Eve?

Come on.

Um, I'm Martha.

This is John.

I'm Lois.

Lois.

Here, son.

Oh, mom.

Um... They sent
me here to rule over everyone.

They sent me here to kill people.

Clark!

That ain't... that ain't...

Is our boy gonna be okay?

Yes.

Mr. Terrific says yes.

Don't mind him, Lois.

He's just a big old mush.

Especially when it comes to Clark.

This girl is obsessed with you?

Uh-huh.

How do you do it, Jimmy?

Look, I didn't even want to bother you,
but you told me to call with anything I

got, so... Yeah, but I thought you
said she disappeared off the line.

I don't know.

She might have dropped her phone in the
toilet.

She does that a lot.

Well, I'm not really sure that sexy
selfies are...

Your hot ex is a genius.

Hot?

We have to talk to Perry.

I'll be there as soon as I can,
okay?

Sending sexy selfies behind the back of
Lex Luthor.

She has to be the biggest idiot in the
world.

Lex, we just told you the portal was
destroyed!

The dimensional aperture is still there.

We can open remotely
so... It is not safe!

We can close the aperture later by
inputting the coordinates, correct?

Theoretically.

Great!

If we can't find him, we'll need to draw
him out.

Look, Lex!

That could tear a dimensional rift into
the surrounding area!

This is something you think I don't
know?

That shouldn't happen!

Oh, you don't say!

Can you stop it?

Can I stop it?

This is why you don't create a damn pocket universe.

There, Superman won't be able to ignore
that.

Now we know where he'll be next.

Thought you was out here.

Hey, pop.

Never seen you sleep that long.

Last week, me, Mom, Hector and them,
we took a drive to Beerki's Burritos.

Down in Luttus.

Like the one that used to be out by that
old blue bar out on route 9...

Do you remember that?

Mm-hmm.

Burritos still just as good.

That Luanne.. she seems nice.

Her name's Lois.

Hmm?

His name's Lois.

Yeah, she's nice.

But you don't seem quite yourself.

You know, well, that
message that my parents sent

with me, I had never heard the second half before.

Well, I'd say what you wanted
that message to mean says a

whole lot more about you than
what anyone meant for it to mean.

You don't understand.

I'm not who I thought I was.

They sent me here to hurt people.

Parents aren't for telling their children
who they're supposed to be.

We are here to give y'all tools to help you
make fools of yourselves all on your own.

Your choices, Clark.

Your actions.

That's what makes you who you are.

I'll tell you something, son...I couldn't be..

more proud of you.

Oh, mush.

Clark, get something on the box you might
want to see.

And over in Eastern Europe, Boravian troops
gather at the border seemingly mere

minutes away from invading Jarhanpur once
again.

Now, nearby villagers are willing and
ready to defend their country despite the

exponentially superior firepower of the
well-trained Boravian military.

The villagers cling
onto what little hope they

have left as they're
surrounded by the soldiers.

Superman!

Without Superman here to stop it this time.. the Jarhanpurians don't have much hope. .

I cleaned your boots.

I'll go get them for you.

Superman, we need you here in Metropolis,
now.

I have to get to Boravia, terrific.

There won't be a
Boravia, or a Metropolis,

or a planet Earth if
you don't get here soon.

This rift is about to tear it to the city.

I can't stop it.

I need your help.

All Metropolis citizens, this is a
mandatory evacuation.

Repeat, this evacuation is not optional.

This is a mandatory evacuation.

Repeat, this evacuation is not optional.

This is a mandatory evacuation.

We're all going to be scared.

Come on, just put her on.

Please, let me hear her!

Can you put Persephone on the phone?

Yes, she will care!

Kids know the sound of your voice!

So I've been able to connect with our
contact at BodaBank.

Luthor's been selling arms to Ghurkos for
pennies on the dollar for years.

Why, you ask?

I do you ask why.

He did it in exchange for half of Jarhanpur.

You too.

At first I thought Eve was just sending me
selfies, but in the background of the

shots were maps, contracts, all kinds of
documents, chronicling a bravious

agreement to cede half of the country to
Lex Luthor once the invasion is complete.

He wants to make himself king.

King.

King.

Should we really still be standing here?

Lois, you got that flying saucer deal up
on the roof?

Grant, group, come on.

Grab the board, Jimmy.

How many does it hold?

Five or six.

Six.

Okay.

Come on, you too.

Why the hell would Lex want half a desert?

His cultish acolytes believe he's going to
create a technologically advanced utopia.

Utopia?

That's a profit factor as well.

I mean the petroleum deposits alone are worth
multiples of his investment.

Whatever his motives
are, we know Luthor did

everything he could to
ruin Superman's reputation.

Eve's photos show he was behind the whole Hammer of Boravia scam.

And all the bots stirring up anti-Superman
sentiment online.

Mr. Terrific believes
Luthor is also behind

the spreading rift between
universes out there.

All of it seems to be geared
towards stopping Superman

from standing in the way of
the Boravian invasion, Chief.

Call me Perry, kid.

Post the story.

Fast.

Lock the door, kid.

Why don't I have a seat?

Jimmy, will you transcribe?

Uh-huh.

The Daily Planet has obtained exclusive
information proving that billionaire Lex

Luthor is in league with the Boravian
dictator Vasil Ghurkos.

Clark, are you close?

It's about to hit Metropolis, and my codes are not shutting down.

Shit!

Uh oh.

Lex.. The rift is almost here!

So slow it down.

I can't unless I can put the code in.

Just hold on a minute, then.

Giant hole, man!

Otis!

Not sure where we're going to land when the world is gone.

There's a code to close the rift,
but it's too complicated to hack.

Luthor will have the code at LuthorCorp.

Just give me a minute, I'll
get Krypto and we'll go-You got that dog, man?

yeah, I didn't want
him killing my parents' cows.

Now what? We're going to focus on the alien.. 7R!

It's not too late for either of you.

5A!

You don't have to do what Luthor-

Now, Angela, as planned.. fill his lungs and kill the sonuvabitch!

Can't he hold his breath for over an hour?

Not without air in his lungs.. he'll be dead in minutes.

The nanites are suppressing his optic
nerve.

Sight and extra vision should be
completely muted.

Mouth breach.

Yeah?

There I am.

We won't sleep peacefully!

The whole street will be flooded.. With the blood of Jarhanpurians!

I'll kill you all!

What's his game?

Using friction to get the nanites out?

Doesn't matter if he gets them off his
face.

The nanites are still in his lungs.

Engineer, Ultraman.. keep up!

We're trying!

Maintain LOS.

Yes!

No shit, now!

Hurry!

He'll suffocate any minute.

The Engineer envelop him completely.

Wait! Wait! What is he doing?

Unfortunately, we can't withstand an impact at this speed.

No, Angela! Unsheathe! He's the only one protected!

Entering the hole.

Infrared, please.

Switch to night vision.

Her heart's still beating, but she's
unconscious.

Call in the raptors.

What's that?.. That's right...

Cloning you was relatively simple.

All it took was combing
the aftermath of your

battles until I located
a strand of your hair.

That's how you got into the fortress?

You had my D.N.A.?

Yes, but as is often the case with
cloning, the match was imperfect.

He might be even stupider than you,
if that's possible.

But easier to control.

3L.. And stronger!!

22K!

31D!

2A!

5B!

5B!

6K!

9A!

My brain will always win!

Brain beats brawn!

No matter what you do to me, Luthor,
your plans in Boravia won't work.

Oh, man!

Why's that?

Because I called in some friends.

Mr. Luthor?

There is an anomaly at the border.

Sorry kid.. Superman couldn't make it.. so you got an upgrade.

Our troops are no match for metahumans.

I sent the withdrawal order.

Withdrawal!?

Never!

You have to go to the bunker!

I know you won't kill me! You are too dedicated to peace.. Like Superman.

I'm not like Superman.

It's perfect.

Post it, kid.

On it.

I think you overestimate the importance of Jarhanpur to me, Superman.

That was just a bonus.

I'm not killing you so the Boravian
military conflict can proceed.

I created the Boravian military conflict
so I'd have an excuse to kill you!

Once you involved
yourself by you, I can easily

get our government
support in nullifying you.

Why?

Because you're destroying us!

10Y! 13B!

You're driven by envy, Luthor.

It couldn't be more obvious.

No shit.

I'm not dim.

I'm aware Envy consumes my every waking
moment.

13L.

I know!

When they mention Galileo or Einstein or
one of these other twits in the same

breath as me, I feel a tide of vomit burn
the back of my throat.

But at least Galileo did something.

He wasn't summoned.

He wasn't some dope fiend delusion catapulted onto this
planet just to have the world fawn over

him because his strength illuminates how
weak we all really are.

So my Envy is a calling.

It is the sole hope for humanity because
it is what has driven me to annihilate you.

Well, what are you smirking at, you idiot?

Brain beats brawn.

Sorry, Chump.

No!.. No! No! No!

You watching through those?

Tell him what to do.

Krypto!

Get the toy!

36!

Come on, stupid dog!

Charlie down!

12C! Delta down!

Hotel down!

No!.. Bravo down!

Bravo down! I just said that, Ellie!

Alpha down!

Lex?.. The Raptors have arrived.

Kill him!

Good luck with that!

Hey!

This ain't playtime.. quit messing around!

We have to get to Luthor to stop the rift!

I'm not messing around.

I'm doing important stuff.

It's going to reach a Bakerline in a
minute.

There are people there.

Let's go.. We'll never make it in time!.. Come on!!

Lex!

I'm closing the freaking rift!

No, they chose him!

Let them die!

We'll close it from the bunker before it
gets to a city I care about.

Open the portal!

Not bad.

Let's go.

Safety first, people!

Hey! Hey! All the codes and records are in here..I can help!

I don't need your help!

I'm the goddamn Mr. Terrific.

You piece of shit alien!

That is where you've always been wrong
about me, Lex.

I'm as human as anyone.

I love, I get scared.

I wake up every morning and despite not
knowing what to do, I put one foot in

front of the other and I try to make the
best choices I can.

I screw up all the time.

But that is being human.

And that's my greatest strength.

And someday, I hope, for the sake of the
world, you understand that it's yours too.

Oh, that's beautiful.

But none of this matters, you patronizing
clown.

The government gave me the authority to
kill you.

If not today, then...

Oh! Oh! No! No! No! Krypto! Stop!

Krypto drop him! Krypto drop him!.Drop him!.

Dude.

Got it.

Lex!

What?!

Well, this just in.

An absolute bombshell from the daily
planet.

Billionaire Lex Luthor aligning himself
with a foreign entity, believe it or not.

Luthor has been giving them billions and billions of dollars worth of free weapons.
..

Lex Luthor has been working
covertly with Vasil Gherkos and

the Boravian government to
overthrow the country of Jarhanpur.

Luthor has been giving them... We
had Luthor on this show many times.

Little did we know, he was a traitor.

The foolishness of that.

The one thing
conservatives and liberals can

finally agree on is
that Lex Luthor sucks.

The whole world turned against Superman.

And we all owe him an enormous apology.

He is, of course, the hero we always
thought he was.

That was sick!.. Guy!.. Maybe he should join the group.

Please! I mean no offense.. but that creepy mug is what you want representing the Justice Gang?

Justice Gang? That's a cool name.

You're in!

I'm glad you're not concerned about the
Metahumans, Rick.

Because now they're the ones making the
rules.

Fleurette!

Mom!

Get his bald ass to Belle-Reve!

Now we can be together forever!

Ms. Lane.

Oh, hi.

I thought I might give you an interview.

I could fill you in on all the behind the
scenes.

Sure.

I think that would be... Great.

How about over here, for an interview?

Ay!

I love you, too.

How long have they been hooking up?

About three months, I think.

Got this place cleaned up pretty good.

I love that.

Cleaned yourself up pretty good,
too.

You think so?

Yeah.

I think it gives you character.

Maybe one day you'll give me a name.

Well... Four is a name?

So is Gary.

Ah shit!

Sir, I think your cousin has returned.

Yeah.

What the hell, dude?

Why did you move the door?

I didn't move the door.

Where is my dog?

Okay, well, this is why he has behavioral
issues.

No boundaries.

It's not healthy, isn't it?

Thanks for watching him, bitch!

She likes to go and party on other
planets.

Planets with red suns.

Because of our metabolism can't get drunk
on a planet with a yellow sun.

If I had any emotional capacity whatsoever,
I'd be concerned about her partying.

Yeah.

Superman, would you like to see the
footage of your parents?

He finds it soothing.

Oh!

Yeah, Gary.

That'd be nice.
e.