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Let's go, Mamboa!

Break!

Gentlemen, I know when the crisis will end. 'building.

Yes? Yes.

When Vladimir is admitted to the hospital for anorexia, that is, never.

I was also listening to this clown who you make him joke.

No, I'm not kidding, dear. But what do you know about it?

The last book you read is the Subsidiary, right?

Listen, lower your crest.

Look, here you nail the boards for the ostriches.

You're not a surveyor anymore, eh!

Remember instead, dear, that whoever is a surveyor is a surveyor all his life.

Sappilo. Did you understand?

Here, anyway...

I'm talking to you, eh!

I speak to you because you can understand.

A creditor of mine leaves me a debt trullo...

Yes, because he has creditors, Understood?

Yes, yes, I have creditors, yes.

A trullo,

half-wrinkled,

laughing,

small village of Fuglia,

free of tourists.

So what do I do?

To avoid paying IMU, I put it in sale.

Only one shows up.

Oh, just one!

He says, yes, yes, I'll take it, I'll take it.

But you have to pay the notary.

Take into account, the house was the dream of the Italians.

They made it a nightmare.

You know what I tell you, architect?

You've been annoying me with these speeches, I'm just going home.

Oh what the hell!

Are you crazy?

But what kind of jokes are these people playing?

But then I say, we're half a day away a company that is soon to go bankrupt.

And am I going to joke with you?

What the fuck are you laughing at?

But Nando, sadness is a luxury for the rich.

Those who are in trouble should laugh.

Alright. Discover!

Of head!

Hey presto!

Grandmother! But enough!

The seventies are over!

The seventies!

Oh, Bible!

Look, the seventies are eternal, did you understand?

And everything that came after that is wrong.

Let's go there!

Who will help me set the table?

It's hard work, huh?

But at least on Saturday!

But I don't know, Dad!

Hey, Vincenzo!

Dad, let's sing about you, shall I read it to you?

And go! Get on, let's go!

Look what you got, how you treat it! Oh!

theme your dad development dad for It's a problem for me because I don't have it I have a

vice-dad who would be my grandfather but I don't have to call him that because he likes to do the

young man with females This is one fantasy, this kid, one thing...

He took it from me!

my vice-dad when he argues and raises the voice so I found out he's my dad

my mother was ten years for the world...

she doesn't even look like a Roman anymore one evening Lebanon has taken a spur that cannot be

he remembered nothing like that after that nine months I was born the deputy was shouting...

he is the son of Argentoni!

But dad, what are you talking about? I didn't think of anything!

I'm not finished!

Let him finish, let's see where he wants to go the little boy, right?

Come on, go!

My deputy is complaining because he has a angry wife But who is angry who?

No! But I agree!

I don't use these terms!

No!

She is a mother who makes dinner to make herself serve I don't make dinner!

I suffer from hip arthritis, All right?

Let me finish!

Come on!

Enough, suh!

But my deputy is always cheerful mom she says that in her opinion he fell in love

in fact he takes too many showers But this is not a topic,

this is an invention this is a fairy tale, right?

I never told her these things, True?

No, you didn't say them!

I know I have a lot of imagination, I swear!

So much fantasy, huh!

But you let the pawn pass! I don't eat!

And I'm the revolutionary today!

I'm a workaholic!

Mother!

Hate!

Come on!

Come down here!

You're flying!

Come on!

I still have to grind the drippa in trattoria!

My love!

Come on!

I must love!

Come on!

Yes!

And then look!

The longer Gigi stays, the more suspicious he becomes. it will be increasingly difficult for me, you see?

Then he got the hang of it!

Sabri, I think that the hour is enough for you!

Let's leave them!

But how do we do it?

I would have done it the same day I told you encountered!

But I can't, dad!

You are everything to me!

And...

I'm a diver, Sergio, don't forget it!

The restaurant is Gigi's, the house is Gigi's!

I say if...

if I leave I'll be left with the rags ass!

Don't talk like that!

Sorry, love also needs...

of beautiful words, right?

Pure beautiful words!

You are refined, you are a bag of words!

Read a lot of books!

But the patches are the patches and the ass is the ass, huh!

And that's how I'll remain if I leave Gigi!

But there's me!

Unfortunately I'm a surveyor, oh!

Hey!

You're a carpenter now!

You work two days a week, not for a year!

...and the return of love eternal... What are you saying?

What are you saying, huh?

People don't leave each other because they don't have any more the deaf!

That's why he's going to kick ass!

Oh, you see, the ones have finally arrived too beautiful words!

Eh, but when I had to work, eh!

...you who do not fear...

...you won it!

...oh, oh my god, come on!

...there was the scooter party!

...the half-aruga extrullo goes to do... ...do you want me to think or not?

...habitable, sea view!

...eh, good air!

...Germans are crazy about that!

...believe me!

...it's a real bargain!

...what the fuck are you saying?

...but which sea?

...he's in the mountains, you said it!

...no!

...do you see?

...eh!

...you see how I found myself, no?

...do you see it?

...and you know something about it, you see?

...It is true!

...you have to help me!

...that's right, that's right!

...now I'll show you my good heart!

...Vicenzi is the black guy and I'll make you do it whole week!

...Vicenzi is it true?

...who Vicenzi is, really?

...that one has two children!

...but what brings him to me?

...I don't have the money to finish it construction site, think bamboo!

...but do you want to earn money or not?

...leave that bamboo!

...I'll come up with an idea!

...I'm hitting the jackpot today!

...eh!

...ok, I'll even accept a partner, Force!

...twenty euros today, six million tomorrow!

...eh!

...no let me understand!

...every time you play you ask him for a financing!

...investment!

...I don't invest!

...the farm is home!

...but what a crisis!

...always the black market licenses!

...but what would I have done to you if it wasn't for the 'Guardian Angel up there!

...I have the Angel down here too Guardian!

...and thank you Sergio!

...my Guardian Angel is not doing shit!

...because you ate it!

...come on architect I'll finance it!

...oh!

...this is a brave man!

...Understood?

...I want to believe it!

...after you!

...twenty euros!

...no' twenty-three!

...like twenty-three?

...no' twenty-three!

...sandwich, I can't find any change!

...second!

...right away!

...go you bastards, go!

...bring your bike!

...stop right there!

...do' you go?

...I'll finance it!

...and I'll take it!

...you've always been untrustworthy, huh!

...oh!

...today we are a group that they want to say... ...theme music!

...kill for today!

...eh!

...I say I sang with the neomelodic singers...

...I sang with the group of scouts... ...but also fascist songs...

...but not only because... ...you are fascists... ...because they're really ugly!

...what, but remember that these pay...

...and they pay well!

...I should mention that your son... ...asked us for a scooter...

...do you have any idea how much scooters cost?

...come on, let's go!

...bitter joy to me, isn't it?

...bitter joy!

...but Nando!

...but what's happening Nando?

...what happens?

...what happens?

...here, watch what happens!

...are you law?

...are you law?

...didn't they teach you that?

Look, I'll tell you.

They won 6 million at Bar de Chang.

For a moment I thought it was me.

Instead, someone who played half an hour later than me.

One like him, one like you.

Bad luck, think if you and Sergio won Really.

Sergio was going out of Kapoczka.

What did you say?

Out of Kapoczka.

So I really make you believe it.

What?

That we were the ones on bikes.

We play a prank on him.

It seems like a bit of a lame joke to me.

And why I don't know what he does asshole?

Last idea.

I me me me I scan the betting slip and put numbers with Photoshop.

Here you go, good boy, slaughterer.

Scannaro.

If we do it, you laugh.

Hello Sergio.

HI.

Psst, I'm coming.

Come on, she sees.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Oh, this is the night I gave to this time.

Sergio.

Yes?

We are rich.

Yes, rich.

You and me.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

No.

Yes.

Come on, let's tell him now.

Listen, I respect even the faggots but this is a construction site, we work here,

so move... Otherwise You're fucking in the ass.

Ah!

At that time...

So... Wait!

Where are you Sergio?

And where are you going?

To work.

The waist!

I work without a belt.

You walk!

After you!

You walk!

The helmet!

The helmet!

The helmet!

Where is that other one going?

I fire you all!

Understood?

I fire you all!

I fire you all!

But did you tell him it was a joke?

It's not that long ago.

He went away like a rocket.

But now I'm calling him.

He left his cell phone here.

Darnit.

Alright.

We'll tell you tomorrow.

At least that way if another good one cooks it broth.

You pulled off a good prank, huh?

Did you see how he escaped?

He was very happy.

He went to work.

If you look at the sea from the plateau, moment you are a slave among slaves,

you will see like a dream of tall ships and a tricolour waving for you.

Ask for the fietta and the swimming pool, wait and hope because the time is already near.

When we are near you, we will find another dulce or another league.

Another dulce or another league.

No,

what's happening, Sergio?

What did you say?

I'll take you, I'll take you.

I did terrible.

What are you?

I did terrible.

It changes everything.

Sergio, really?

Yes, everything.

I'll buy you the villa by the sea, I'll buy you the bench, I'll produce your next album,

I'll take you there this morning.

Oh, but what's going on here?

Why did you stop singing?

And what are you doing here?

After two days.

Give us back the stinker!

I'll wipe your mother's ass!

And you leave me like this!

Here, he even put on his suit party!

But you don't love me anymore!

But after 25 years!

But who stays together for love?

Spend?

It's the mortgages and the resentment that make things go let's have a wedding!

Where?

Where?

Where are you?

Where are you going?

Mom, no violence!

It doesn't solve anything!

And let one thing be clear: if you leave, me the old one too!

I don't even think about it, I don't I'm leaving because this

this is my son's house and therefore my house too!

It's true, but you tested it on me, otherwise I would have eaten it in court!

I don't like you!

He even steals money from your wallet, I saw you!

Mom, don't do that!

Then maybe one day you'll get better Together!

Anyway now dad just wants to be happy and you're always angry!

So you agree, well, arm yourselves with it everyone go away!

Because this is my home!

And the dying account is too!

Finally, pay attention, I can see more!

You're an idiot!

You mess around for love at your age, but you know that a family requires

responsibility?

You talk about responsibility, but when I asked you who

it was my father you gave me a rose of suspects, let's go!

It's not my fault if there was love in '68 free!

But I was born before '68!

Eh, I was ahead of my time, Well!

Mom, but what are we without now? refugees!

No, we are not refugees, no, look!

We are rich!

I won 3 million!

You're a slut, like all those in the entertainment world!

But what show?

But who has ever managed to do it? show?!

Maybe I'm here singing Faccetta nera... Yes, but you wanted to be a singer!

I keep my trust elsewhere and I find myself horned!

Don't trust anyone, because I'm here Inside there is work 12 hours a day.

I don't care!

You're not going to get from here anyway you take nothing away, because

all that is This is all my stuff.

But who wants your stuff, you cheapskate?

I only took my stuff.

And the beauty case, do you know why?

Because I have condoms inside.

I need them.

I'll take it with me.

Now you see that you are right.

Honey, you're a genius!

I always said you deserved something. more important than your life.

But how happy I am for you and for us.

Let's do something.

You go to the little gardens.

Yes.

I have to get my cell phone back now.

Understood?

Yes.

Did you understand?

To finish the construction site I only need a million and a half.

In exchange I'll give you four apartments.

It's a deal.

Do you have a light?

No, I don't have it to turn on.

You know, you're just like that. asshole that I enjoy

more to see you fail than to make you a deal.

Good morning!

Good morning.

Nice to meet you, Sergio.

Did he offer him a deal?

Yes.

Yes, be careful.

This is what Maria promises you at the beginning and Mountains.

I say this, you give me this, but I'll give you this too.

Then in the end he even makes you a pair of underwear.

Then do you know what he does in the end?

He hires you, gives you a pittance and makes you become like this.

Like these poor wretches here.

This is a bastard, huh.

He's dressed like this but he's one of my workers.

Go to work, go.

Engineer, go.

Ah!

As well as banned.

This is a sheepish boor.

Stink.

This is to save water.

He doesn't even wash himself.

You're fired.

I'll burn you to the ground.

I understand you?

There's no dinner here yet.

In Rome, Rieti and Frosinone, in the triangle of the pecorino, you never work there again.

Who's dinner?

What are you doing?

The dinner...

Listen, come, come.

Very nice to have met you, eh.

Very pleased to have me... Hello, dear.

Oh, comrades!

The principle is not going!

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you.

I have to tell you something.

Did you see what a show?

Oh, that's enough, we can't take it anymore.

But I don't have it, I have it.

I have to give this to you.

Here, the dents.

Sergio, it was a joke.

I'm not joking, what did you do?

I do turteria, do you understand?

But what does he want to show?

But really, really?

No, you don't understand me, Sergio.

Guard.

Nice to meet you, these people.

Eh?

Pleasure.

Second.

Sergio.

There's also the Napoli boot.

I don't know if it's from your area, right?

Oh, yeah?

Here, I have to serve this.

May you die.

Here, this.

Eh?

Well.

Done!

We didn't win anything, Sergio.

Eh?

Yes, yes, yes.

The betting slip made me talk about Microsoft Photoshop.

You didn't win anything, Sergio.

Ah, ah, ah.

Now I'm going to make people believe that it's all the same scherzo.

And that's not true.

It must be here, right?

But why did you leave him?

You won't find a man like Gigi anymore.

I hope so.

Mom, you don't ruin your children's lives for Love.

It's a fleeting feeling.

All the fiction in the world says it.

Excuse me, do you mean one?

Listen, you have to finish seeing this fiction.

You'll see if I finish, huh?

But are we leaving like this, with three things?

Oh, but it's true.

Eh, we'll buy everything new.

We're rich, huh.

Is there no meth like Milky Bad?

Sergio, he has three million.

Do you know what it means?

Let's take a big one villa by the sea, for you a

soccer field and for you a movie theater.

What more do you want?

Okay, mom.

If it's for your happiness.

There he is.

This would be the rich guy.

On a cattle car.

But this guy was taking the piss out of you.

He doesn't allow you, huh?

Oh, yes.

Darling, I've been looking for you for an hour.

But what happened to you?

I had to take your phone off your hook.

Gigi was slandering me, wasn't he?

Let me introduce you to my boys, Brando and Angela.

This three million has not even seen Monopoly.

Excuse me, he was fond of that one Before.

But where did you end up?

Have we been waiting for you for two hours?

Yes.

Eh?

Well, can you introduce me to your family?

Yes.

Afterwards, though.

I need to talk to you for a moment first.

Dad, don't be such a jerk, though.

Eh, I'm Letizia, his daughter.

Pleasure.

And this is Artemio, my baby.

And the nephew.

You even got together with a grandfather.

Oh!

And plant now, come on.

I am Sergio's mother.

Yes.

Ah, nice to meet you, ma'am.

No, I'm sorry it all happened this way. quickly.

We didn't even have time to let's get to know each other for a moment.

Given saccio, as they say.

But, well, now we're all together.

We will be a family.

Yes.

Like a family?

No.

Are you kidding, Sergio?

I don't want strangers in the villa great.

Well, but we'll get two nice suites.

Let's see what happens.

Then, if it doesn't happen... ...if it doesn't if we were to get along...

...we're keeping the villa by the sea.

Ah, ma'am, let's put the inside in studio flat.

But how about in the studio flat?

Yes.

But about what?

Love...

...love, I need to talk to you for a moment.

But what do you have to tell me, Sergio?

Go to the bar.

Please go to the bar for a moment.

See you at the bar.

He's just hanging out there, huh.

Did you see?

She's only with him for the money.

I'll tell you.

And I'm not wrong.

What did you say, sorry?

Let's go to the bar.

I love you.

I love you.

I have to tell you something.

I love you.

From today...

...I'm alive from today.

Love... What do you have to tell me?

Eh?

Where are you?

Have I ever introduced you to my friends from worksite?

Nice ones, I'll introduce you to the day.

They played a prank on me.

The thing you won't believe.

What did these sons of bitches do?

They took the betting slip, the one I gave you brought to the restaurant today.

They deleted the numbers, the ones that I had played.

And they put the numbers, the real ones, those who really won.

A lot of money.

But how did we tell him?

An idea, an idea really... ...and formidable.

Practically...

...I have to tell you something.

It's a joke.

It's a joke...

It's a joke.

We didn't win anything.

There is not a lira, Sabri.

There is not a penny.

There is not a penny.

Love!

Hate!

Help!

Everything is mine.

Everything is mine!

I was born poor, I live in misery.

The moment I decide to give a turning point in my life, to follow the man

that I love, I find myself a beggar, I meeting...

Damn me!

Darnit!

Don't worry, how does he do it?

What do we do?

I mean, I only have 76 euros in that beauty case.

We have a house, we have no money, we have no work.

How much do you have?

100 euro.

No, 50.

I burned 50 of them.

126 euros for 7?

Those rich people already hate each other like that.

Think about when we tell them that they have become poor things, some fuck yous will leave.

And then we don't tell him anything.

Sorry, we don't tell him anything.

For two months we were silent, we were making things up something.

With feeling, as I may say.

Poverty is better accepted.

But I say are you crazy?

I'll keep the cash register.

I wonder how they make him believe for two months of being rich.

It's like when you play a prank.

Just think that it's true.

Here, finally.

Hey, welcome.

That's better.

At that time...

Are you sick?

107 euro.

What did you get into?

Honey, we are rich.

Champagne, please.

So, there is a little problem that we discovered.

For big hits you have to wait two months to get paid.

They don't pay right away.

So for a while you have to stay a a little more relaxed.

How do you say?

Low profile.

Understood?

Mom, keep a low profile.

Has love boiled your brain?

Are you kidding?

But do you have the betting slip?

Go to the bank with the betting slip and ask for a loan.

Banks only give money to the rich, you know, right?

And let's exploit it.

This neoliberalism.

But there is another little problem for which we can't turn it off.

And what would this problem be?

Let's hear it.

What would that be?

Tax.

Tax?

Here, the tax office, yes.

Because out of three million winnings one is we have to pay taxes.

You understand?

Those are terrible.

The tax guys follow you around for two months.

They won't leave you with another one.

Yes, they are damned.

They even have the database of all those that win.

And they put the sporpalons behind him like piranha.

But I'm scared.

No, love, it didn't happen.

So nothing big from you.

No, no, no, a bread and bed is better fast.

Uh, mom.

It's like robberies, you know?

For two months the loot is left untouched, Understood?

Go now!

Come on, come to the tax office.

Go! Go! Go.

Fast.

Fast.

One word, quick, me.

But look at you, you realize where we have to go go?

But I can pay... Tell me?

The bill?

This?

Yes.

Who pays for it?

Well...

Who pays for it?

And who pays for it?

Because you don't know who pays for it, huh?

And who knows these?

But do you realize?

Come on, where are we going?

Get on, grandma!

It is written in this newspaper that he has someone from the neighborhood won.

Can you tell us something?

No, look, I really can't tell you. Nothing.

Well yes.

What can I tell you?

Third.

20 euro.

We grew up together, this gentleman, within the same neighborhood.

20 euro.

I didn't grow up with Sergio, but he always helped me.

Alright, right?

Eh, fine.

Do you know how much it costs to sleep seven people? pure dentro a un bed and breakfast?

Do you know?

And you know that we we are laborers and not you

we could certainly maintain in the hotel, Sergio?

And then he came to sleep at your house.

At my house?

Well.

Here you are.

Come, come.

Nando's House, this is one of the first five bed and breakfasts in Rome.

Understood?

Well.

He doesn't even know that the reviews are against it.

Rai, I don't know how to buy it.

Look at this disgusting place.

Look here.

He's right, you smell that shit but.

All right.

And yes, even the dirty drawers in the shoes.

It looks just like our home.

Let me take the drawers.

Who are you, excuse me?

She's just Nando's mom.

I brought the tagliatelle.

Thank you.

Madam, thank you.

How kind.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Good evening.

Thank you.

Thank you, goodbye.

But Nando, where is he?

Oh no, Nando is down, he's down in the garage with the Scottish elect.

Look at this, how wonderful.

Do you understand why one of the top five is welcome.

Cut them off from the welcome.

Come, come.

Look here.

This food is a gift from heaven.

Listen, how's the displacement coming out?

Because there are seven of us and this feels like home to me small.

I only see a sofa.

Oh yes, but now we'll see each other.

In the meantime, let's thank heaven.

No, no, Mom, I'm sorry.

You can't take the only bed double.

That is, you now take your things and you move to the couch.

And here Sabrina and I sleep.

But don't you understand that I'm obliged?

It's that I have to stay with my leg stretched out and side.

Otherwise my hip will lock up.

I don't know if you don't understand...

Keep...

But we'll talk about it tomorrow, okay?

Darling, are you okay?

Yes.

It reminds me of when I was in Iraq with the 'hollus and we slept in the bombed houses.

We'll have nightmares.

Shit place.

Of course, this son of yours, huh?

A bit arrogant as, isn't it?

But what about?

He must have been shocked.

We changed his life in 24 hours.

I would like to see you.

If they did the same thing to you, how would you have reacted?

Eh, I know, love.

Sorry, love.

What about your mother?

Your mother?

You never talk about your mother, huh?

What does my mother have to do with it?

Beautiful, bossy...

Let's not open my mother's speech, huh?

Which is a long speech, let's leave it for...

I can assure you that it was one really silly, even for her.

For her too?

But I guess that's silly.

He was a strong fool.

Oh, Sergio!

Oh, my goodness!

Come on!

But there is...

Come on, he's talking nonsense!

Guard, guard, guard.

But how about a plan!

Thieves, you know?

The thieves?

Thieves by force, what's up?

Why do they break?

Think, I have to take my daughter's device

who has to use it night and I forgot it.

But you're such a jerk!

But he enters people's houses without don't even knock!

No, it's just that if you don't use it regularly...

What did you rude guy say?

No!

A me?

Yes, I said rude!

Sergio, you're at home mine, you eat me to sleep in

garage, you eat the slices of mom and I know the rude.

So you know what this tells you rude?

That tomorrow morning is eight.

Benannate!

You, this great lady and the whole circus that he brought you along.

But please!

But let's talk like civilized people for a moment?

And don't come and tell me the story of friendship in the courtyard because I remember

me when you had the BMW that you were doing via the surveyor,

as you passed in front of the construction site, how did you get away...

That's what he did to us!

That was a movie quote, Understood?

Ignorant, that if I were born from you...

...instead I did the days at bingo... ...maybe you didn't end up like this!

You know where you need to get your inspiration from, the quotes?

Made by that great lady you have Neighbor!

At eight o'clock, let's go!

Stable?

It's stable.

Perfect.

Mom, did you see?

So, look.

Camper van.

Ecological fir, the top of the segment, huh?

I even mounted it for you armchair, but... Thanks.

It's a refugee vehicle, I'm not getting in it.

If someone sees me I know... And then where do we go?

Let's go to Puglia, it's the top destination of the rich in Puglia, don't you know?

But where in Puglia?

Where?

In Mezzaruga, mother.

The Germans are crazy about Mezzaruga.

Crystal clear sea, wonderful.

They say dear Ibico.

I want to go to Ostia with Gigi.

Gigi is no longer here.

You are ungrateful, he supported us for years.

You have to end it.

You just repeat what he told you.

What are you doing?

I have to hear.

I worked in there for 12 hours a day. day, more than he was there.

Get it over with.

All right?

Alright.

Yes, you make me jealous.

What is he doing?

What is he doing?

Do you want to stop or not?

Make me jealous.

Let's go there.

As.

Yes, I'm happy for the hat-trick in Champions, but it doesn't make sense to me.

I don't remember my childhood in a van as if embarrassed.

I want to dedicate these things to the captain and a Shakira.

Hello, little one.

But still with this nonsense?

You still have the illusion of becoming a footballer.

In life we ​​need certainties.

Did you understand?

You don't dream.

We will have this misfortune.

What is this back?

A mother who clips her son's dreams.

Many, many, many.

But how do I mount?

My back hurts, huh?

What do you see?

A platform here for the disabled.

I need to be lifted up.

Come on.

What are you doing?

Oh!

Sorry, I have the L5.

Can you help me lift mommy?

Piano.

Hall.

There are!

There are!

There are!

Hey!

But you have no way to do it?

And what will be bad?

But how do you stop the pieces?

Ah!

Goodbye, my dearest.

Sit down, it's dangerous.

Put his seat belt on.

But there is no belt.

How is it not there?

There isn't.

Third, legal.

But you tie it up, you know?

But yes.

Eh oh, how dangerous, eh.

Here you are.

The privacy.

Uh oh.

Are you blind?

Your path was there.

No, no, no, no.

We only build provincial roads.

Ah, you want to save the toll, huh?

Because it's more poetic.

Rude.

Put this in place.

Here you are.

Sergio.

How hungry, how hungry.

Hey, they say half an hour is an hour and forty-five at sea.

But who told you this party?

Google Maps.

Honey, but you booked at mezzaruga sea ​​or halfway up the mountain, excuse me?

Eh, sea, mountain.

As long as you eat.

And just don't break it more... Oh, but they're kids.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Brando is a loser.

He dreams of the Champions League and is in the bank in mandione football club.

I believe it.

With a mother who only thinks about money is it's clear that his trouble is coming.

So-and-so of me.

Love!

The old lady is sour.

And the building is destroyed.

In my opinion, he's on drugs.

And then there's that one over there who kisses you continuous.

Doesn't it disgust you?

That's the man whose mother is in love.

So give him some respect, huh?

And I hope that in life it happens to me too you, because it's an extraordinary thing.

I really hope not.

She likes her grandfather so much because he has three millions more than gigi.

I have to stay with you.

What I said.

I have to give you two slaps, I am.

I gave you a few when you were little, huh?

This charade must end, however.

Because sooner or later they find out, huh?

Don't worry, we'll figure something out.

Well yes.

You speak well to yourself.

You have a son who tells you certain things.

He gave me a... okay, let's leave it look at this.

Why did he let you go through this?

Let's leave this one, trust me.

You have to tell me why.

Nothing.

He now thinks and reasons as he says.

He has to tell us that he left together to the ruined.

He became like him.

And right.

I like football, I'm sixteen.

Oh!

Shall I go and educate you?

Come back, come back!

No, you don't have to come in, no!

But call!

What a family of seeds!

Oh, won't you?

Look, I was talking about my family, carina.

But you're touchy.

I heard you.

Talk about your family, good girl.

Be careful, Mom!

Apulia!

No!

You have to go back!

Oh God, Brando!

Frustration ball!

But ball over, I got the ball!

But does he need it?

I'll tell you later, okay?

Dad, that... Ball finished, stand up again.

Look what he's doing, dad.

But it's all bread.

The ham is an extra.

I don't like this rich life.

I was better off when I was poor in my own home.

And I ate well.

My love, wealth and poverty are only moods.

The cosmos provides us with everything we need.

Just ask.

Cosmo, come down for two hundred grams of ham!

But did you touch yourself?

I'm just telling you.

But when are we arriving?

Puglia is long, dear.

Very long, you understand?

We must be patient.

We'll have to stop and sleep somewhere. part.

Come on, come on.

Where?

Where?

You'll see.

But we sleep here, in the van, up there.

Oh no, that's enough!

We have the money and tonight we want a hotel.

He's right.

And possibly Five Star, All right?

And then don't come and tell us that the taxman here he comes to hunt us down.

Because we don't believe it.

You're just cheapskates.

Here's the truth.

Let's go there.

Five Star Farmhouse.

Oh, Sergio I booked you four suites, huh?

And then there's a menu, look.

Tonight there's a dinner that will drive us crazy.

We finally eat.

Come on, we can finally enjoy these millions!

What do you want?

Nando!

No, no, no, please, don't hang up.

I'm sorry, but... I'm in middle of the road, Nando.

I ask you for the last favor of my life.

Nando, please.

Still?

What you did at home was enough for you my?

Nando, I'm desperate, do you understand?

Desperate.

So listen to me, this is the last favor what do I do to you.

Then you disappear from my life forever, clear?

Sure.

Salve.

Excuse me, it's just that van parked out?

No.

All right.

He leaves me a credit card, unkindly?

Sure.

Thank you.

But is this the supermarket card?

Yes.

And you're wrong.

Nando.

Yes, yes, I hear you, Sergio.

Do you feel?

Yes.

Come here, come here.

There's Nando.

He's my partner, the one who won with me all this money.

Nando speaks, everyone hears you, talk, talk.

Bad news, Sergio.

The taxman knows that someone from the construction site won, they're keeping an eye on us.

And...

But are you sure, Nando?

I have a cousin in finance.

He says they put the two on our coasts men.

One tall and dark and one blonde.

They are Russian.

They pretend to be tourists.

Let me understand, Nando, but if these people find out All...

what do you want all this money, these are there they suck the head better at least.

Exact.

Be a beggar, please.

Be a beggar or he'll give you one hammered in the forehead.

I don't want to give a million euros to State.

Gigi says taxes are theft.

Teeth, udisciti.

And now what do we do, Sergio?

Eh?

We even booked, damn it.

Guard.

Look at her.

Look at them.

What bastards.

You're right, Nando.

One dark and one blond.

Well, yes.

Yes, yes.

They were the tourists.

And who was he?

What now?

Artemio.

When I look at you, you cry.

Mom pees downstairs.

And this is Italy?

And this is Italy?

The Italy we wanted?

That our fathers went up in mountain?

No!

This is not Italy.

Does it seem possible to you that a family of Italians, of unemployed, of course,

of the poor, has no right to pass two, three, four, five, six days here,

in a nice place?

We don't.

Beautiful, isn't it?

The boats yes and us no.

Oh no.

And I'm not okay with that.

This little boy.

Look here.

Keep, keep.

Look, a little boy.

It takes me an eight year old boy to cry who hasn't eaten for three days.

But he was joking.

Oh my God, I don't even have the money anymore buy diapers.

Look at the sight down there.

Look, look at that... No!

I say no!

No!

Let's go!

It just is!

Look, excuse me.

Should I move you from this van?

Eh I moved it.

Do you know why I moved him?

Why?

Because the van is mine.

Then I moved it, thanks.

Eh I moved it, yes.

Let's go.

Shame!

We are children.

Let's go!

Crises in Italy.

Thank you.

But to screw them over completely we have to sleep in a motel.

But of the squalid ones.

Actually, no!

It's better to be safe than sorry about Refisca.

We have to sleep in the van.

If I earned another million, right.

Sabrina, I'll go with you to the bathroom.

I have to go to the toilet.

What, excuse me?

Hey, help me.

My hip hurts, that's okay.

If I bend over I risk not getting up.

Like now, you see.

Yes, yes, but it's strange because until recently you walked very well.

What about?

And arthritis, the hip, they do that.

Shooting pains that come and go.

So, what can I do?

Dad.

Love.

But how long has it been since we were a bit Together?

Do you know what dad does?

One thing is right.

He opens a herbalist's shop for you.

A little room behind that makes the flowers of sleep.

It's an amazing business.

Dad, what about that herbalist's shop?

I know we didn't win a thing.

Today they withhold taxes on winnings when you get the money.

And I can explain everything to you.

Relax.

I'm quiet.

You know I don't care about money.

If only we could see the wonder that we have we would all be richer.

The wonder is right in front of me.

You are an angel.

Oh, it's burning.

For goodness sake.

Here you are.

First I have to accompany her to the bathroom.

Then I have to help her cut her nails. of the feet because he says he can't reach them.

But he wants to humiliate me.

Come on, Sergio.

He treats me like a nanny.

They are.

Please.

This is like the moon of my rhinos.

Look at the moon I've put together for you.

And you're talking to me about my nails mother.

But I throw myself into the fire.

But you are truly a master.

Well.

Oh, you're lucky you have this character.

You always have to laugh.

But how do you do it?

Even in a situation like this.

Look how we're camped.

You're right.

Of course it would be nice to have so many of us, a lot of money.

Many.

So many of you say what I do.

Let's hope.

But it's scary.

But you have to believe.

It's even scary.

And a...

Eh?

The only thing I'm afraid of is losing.

Eh?

What is it?

What is that?

Still disassembling, sorry.

No, no, no.

They're watching us.

No, but they're all there.

Look, your mother is getting angry.

Let's set it on fire.

Let's set fire, let's set fire.

Would you mind if we tell each other our stories? complexes?

No, I prefer my fiction about nobles.

My complex is that I'm Gin's son Tonic.

Now I'll explain to you.

I don't know who Gin Tonic is.

Do you know who he is?

Ah, who.

So, Bruce Lee.

But how should I tell you?

If I don't find this million and a half, fallisco.

Only you want to help me.

Oh.

But what do you want from me?

I'm not rich.

But do you know that you have 26 million?

Relax.

Is it true that one of the shipyard?

But Sergio, isn't that right?

You know, I've already told you too much.

Come on, let me work.

You're not pushing me.

Come on, you'll solve my life.

What does it cost you?

Five assembly pushes.

You have all the I will.

Where is Sergio?

Speaks.

Where is Sergio?

I heard it today, there is one in Puglia with van.

If you call him and find out which way he'll go tomorrow, I'll pay you an extra week.

What do you say, is he selling?

One more week?

What's wrong with me?

Guard

how wonderful, huh?

Yesterday the sea and today the countryside.

Let's go!

Mom, I'm hungry.

I'm hungry too.

Here you are.

Oh, look at that tree of biological children!

Oh my god, how I would love to eat this someone.

Come on, let's let them taste them.

Honey, shall I pick them for you?

Look at this, how wonderful!

Here they are!

They are extraordinary, these biological children.

Do you want to put it with those chemical figs that are do they buy inside the stores?

They make me sick.

It is true!

Cool helps!

In the meantime we had lunch at the golden rock.

Treforchette on ristolunso.it Well done, mother!

You finally decided to offer a price, eh?

Yes, certainly.

Also because in Italy, you know, the only ones

who have the money they remained retired.

Honey, I don't have the pension, you know, why don't I

I have never bent over dirty game of capitalism.

Come on, what do we all have at home?

It is not true!

I have never stolen from someone's wallet. your ex-wife!

Hey!

Oh, enough of you idiots!

Either golden rock or we go back to Rome!

Hey!

Who is?

Great old Sergio!

How nice to see you, Sergio!

Hello, Giuseppe!

Hey!

What are you doing here?

Oh no, I have business in the area.

But this meeting really makes me Pleasure.

May I introduce you to my lady?

Very honored!

Pleasure!

Sergio, since you slandered me I've been thinking about you everyday.

No, look, on the contrary, I'm really sorry about that

I didn't behave that way with you.

I apologize.

No, no, no.

I understood that I made a mistake with you and I wish you would forgive me.

Can I invite you to lunch?

No, eh, unfortunately we already had booked at the golden rock and...

Eh, what's the problem?

You are all my guests.

When are you?

Set.

Set?

Yes.

And let's go, eh.

Yes.

No, the first one ends.

The first one ends.

Well.

Perhaps...

Go, go.

Ah, look how wonderful.

Look what I had brought to you.

Eh?

But excuse me, can you bring me some tortellini? in broth?

But what about tortellini in broth, mother?

This is Bologna, eh, San Mare.

Well, then it's a fish fantasy raw, okay?

Eh, a raw fish fantasy, be kind.

Heads up, oysters and mussels.

You treat me well, huh.

You can see that they are used to enjoying the life.

You know, but what do you want from me?

One and a half million.

Sergio, I know you won the lottery.

You quit your job, you go on vacation, to notice in this luxury place.

You don't have to fool me, though.

But what?

Now do the scratch.

Ah, the voice of innocence, there you have it.

Do you still want to deny?

Lady?

Lady?

Madam, I'm talking to you.

Yes, ma'am.

I say, you are rich now, you have to invest.

You give me a million and a half, I give you five apartments, you resell them

to one million and nine, there earn four hundred thousand

euro, it is possible that I'm not interested?

No, no, no, no, do we care and how?

They are only trees that we decide always that family money together.

No problem, great.

I have all the papers here and also a draft of contract.

No, white is bad.

The red one?

Sergio, think about your colleagues.

If I fail they will lose their jobs.

That's right, he's right, eh.

We are left-wing and we have to help the workers.

But on the left you are thrown into profit if is that why you say?

But why?

Four hundred thousand euros of profit for you do they suck?

Don't tell me no.

Think about it for a few days.

We ate very well.

You give yourself the star this year.

Thank you.

Without tax reasons we should inflate a

the bill is a little, three hundred and fifty euros more.

Three hundred for me and fifty for her, Understood?

So that's seven hundred and forty-two euros.

And with the lobster, my white and my red.

Right.

I would immediately give her three hundred for myself, Thank you.

And the bill is that ugly little gentleman with the peeled earring.

Thank you very much for the children.

The bathroom, excuse me?

Here on the right.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Now?

Eh, but now?

Now.

How hungry.

I'll be silly about it tomorrow.

But did you get it?

The cosmos.

How many are there?

Three hundred.

You are terrible.

Candy for everyone.

Here you are.

Sergio.

Eh?

We have to take a detour.

Do you have to go to the bathroom?

No, because there is a villa on the sea in sale, silly.

A villa by the sea?

Yes.

No, no, no.

I have a splendid trullo waiting for me halfway through a wrinkle and there I go.

Well.

No, we are evaluating this as our own investment.

Our investment?

But what are you saying?

But I say, are you crazy?

You fill us with money and then you have to help ship them too.

Come on mom, it's so beautiful.

From the photos it looks like a prince's villa.

What does it cost you?

Oh okay, okay.

Let's take this detour.

Mass.

Let's relaunch, eh.

Sergio, but you... Sabrina.

Let's go.

Let's go?

But yes.

Come Mr. Sergio, come and see a real house of VIP.

Gorgeous.

Hey, look here.

Vintage furniture and carmine.

Well, very very interesting indeed.

And here is the jewel in the crown.

Come on, come on.

Nice, huh.

Come and see here.

Yes.

Well.

Private beach.

A paradise.

What was I telling her?

A paradise.

Do you like it?

Gorgeous, really.

And how much would it cost?

Oh, nothing.

The owners haven't been here for years.

They sell it off, let's say, they give it away, Here you are.

One million euros and we're done.

How much?

One million.

Run!

Yes, yes, yes, I have for charity... Come and see.

Excuse me a moment.

What's up?

Come and see.

What happens?

Excuse me, okay?

You're welcome, you're welcome.

What happened?

There is a young grandmother in the photo.

How did grandma look when she was young?

A cosmic coincidence.

Who knows what it means.

What does it mean?

What does it mean?

Eh?

What does that mean, Mom?

It means she wanted to come to the house 'ex-lover, right?

He was not a lover.

No?

He was the great love of my life.

Another?

Yes.

And he left us his heart.

And you were with a rich man then?

Were you rich too?

No no.

In the seventies the rich were communists and we were happy to scrounge.

What good times.

Mom, sorry.

Yes?

Sorry, Eva.

Eh?

But if this was a lover, those times we they would be, right?

I mean, it could be him.

But who?

Your father?

Dad, yes.

Don't mention it.

But don't you see how handsome he is?

Look at it.

Excuse me.

But you came here to see the grandma's boyfriend?

No no.

I'm working.

I know.

There was a misunderstanding, look.

It doesn't exist.

I leave you... I please come on outside.

I am working.

I can explain to you... I don't want to... Out?

Come on, go.

No, we are the ones who are leaving.

Go.

Understood?

Hands off, in the meantime.

Here you are.

We're leaving, we won't be there anymore feet in this house.

Let's go?

What are we doing here?

Eh?

Come on, let's go.

Whose photo is this?

Put it there.

Come on, let's go.

She doesn't see me in here anymore.

If you remember.

Let's go?

Oh my God, poor things.

What a life.

Who prays to us.

We are rich!

HI!

Ah, Marlon Brando.

He doesn't believe you came because you think to have the money?

That you haven't left in life yet.

But what do you want from me?

Who are you?

Who are you?

This?

I'm the one who supports you.

You're living a miserable life and you go ahead.

Shut up now, that's enough.

Here, look, we've arrived.

Here's half a wrinkle.

But it sucks.

From afar, from close up it's a poem.

The guide says enchanted place.

You are materialists.

But where did you take us?

It looks like a cemetery, it looks like.

They're all dead.

More refugees.

Truly.

All of which, my goodness.

As they ask.

No, keep it, keep it.

There is someone alive.

Good morning.

Good morning sir.

Good morning, welcome.

Salve.

We are looking for number 66 of Gavur Street, what is this right?

That's it.

No, no, it's 66.

That's it, number 66.

I would have collapsed.

Always like this?

Sergio, you know I'm fed up, huh?

This journey, so exhausting for Nothing?

Do you want to tell me now where we are going? sleep?

In a hotel by the sea.

Mola plants, you make a fuss and you chase them away money, you understand?

Oh yes, if he has them, because I'm starting to doubt that he won, you know?

Oh, enough!

But what do you doubt about Sergio, are you crazy?

Ours is a family, right?

Oh, here it is.

I don't trust him.

I want proof.

Oh, you want proof?

Do you want proof?

So you know what I tell you, I'm going to shoot the first one now

million, I'm going down and I I cover the pillar on the sea.

All right?

Eh?

I apologize for the rash reaction. than before.

I'll take care of everything.

I beg you.

I'm redoing the gazebo, I'm whitewashing the walls, garden system.

All of me.

I'm only asking for two months of hospitality.

For me and my family.

But you're crazy.

But why?

I don't put 7 people in someone's house customer.

To her, in fact.

But excuse me, did you say that the owner? he never comes home?

He would never know.

But he realizes that we don't have it to eat?

Don't we have any sleepovers?

My mother is about to die.

Who cares, shit.

He's right.

No, no, no.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Listen well.

Listen well.

These works are roughly 5,000 euro.

Eh?

All right?

Guard.

Do you see these?

These are the last ones I have.

I buy all the material myself.

At my expense.

Then we make a fake invoice.

Eh?

For the owner.

Come and do these jobs.

Mmm?

These?

Eh?

Hahaha.

Hahaha.

Hahaha.

10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1.

Do you want me to sleep?

Mom's sleeping, eh.

Finally.

I can take it anymore.

I can't take it anymore.

Listen to me carefully.

Do me a favor and listen.

This is our new vacation home.

And what about taxes?

What are you worried about the taxman?

We agree with the agency.

We are officially the new maintainers.

Brilliant.

This is for fat people.

Anyway, this is our home.

We have to fix it.

Would you like to put in some full flower beds? of flowers?

For example.

Yes!

Yes, yes.

A bit of enthusiasm.

The gazebo is completely destroyed.

You'd like to fix it all.

We put the mother in place, at least it doesn't move anymore.

Yes!

Did you wake up?

Yes!

Yes?

Yes, yes.

We can't leave the walls like this either dirty, right?

Yes!

What yes?

No!

Tomorrow at six in the morning everyone here, in the cloister, ready.

Clear?

Go up, go down.

It's all a game of wrist.

Understood?

Go up, go up and go down.

Force!

Trial!

You don't work with your hands in your pockets!

Let's go!

Force!

What?

Mom, do you want to make us a nice coffee?

Eh?

But I don't even think about it.

So, listen.

Make a little hole in the seedling like this.

All right?

You take.

Then every thirty centimetres you put the stones around for the sweating.

Don't forget, okay?

All right.

With what you cost me.

Yet the wind still blows.

Splash the water, the ships on the bow.

Listen, but... ...you what drugs do you use?

None.

How do you always manage to be so happy?

I have traveled the world with non-profit organizations.

I have seen wars, hunger, torture.

And then I think we should thank the sky every morning and I do it.

Oh, so you don't have a joint?

Yes, I have a joint, but I'm not giving it to you.

You're a minor, brother.

I am not your brother.

We all are in the world.

Amen.

And yet the wind...

...also blows... The money's run out.

What's there to eat?

Potato diet.

Did you see on the highway?

The sign?

18 euros per quintal.

Don't worry, love.

Don't worry.

I'm tired!

About what?

I propose to hire a gardener and a butler like Antonebbi.

Listen, you have to stop watching it. stay tuned to the nobles.

Do you understand that they hurt?

I told you a thousand times and he doesn't look at them more.

But why?

We are not rich!

Yes, darling, we are rich.

But do you know what the problem is with us rich people?

Don't you want to know?

Boredom.

Boredom, boredom is our problem rich, right, love?

Yes.

Well, then we have to find some hobbies, you know?

Go to work, go, get started, go.

Force.

But how rich that I don't even have one? stuff for a change?

Look, his is full.

In the cosmos?

No, in the attic.

Mother!

Don't do anything, eh!

They are 80's clothes.

Honey, try this.

Is that okay with you?

A servant's uniform.

Let's hire one, I'll take the right one.

Nice to meet you, my name is Pier Gilberto Barbara Pallarini.

Artemio, but they call me Art because it is long.

Nice ball.

Do you want to play?

At home the lawn is English style and the mini door.

Let's go.

So they bought Villa Mondruzzi.

Yes, but it's a secret.

They're afraid of the taxman.

They say they are keepers.

Ah, interesting.

And what does the dad do?

I don't know, I know he has a lot of hobbies.

He's rich and bored.

He told me.

Five hours of martial arts a day.

I like the new neighbor.

Sonia, what do you think?

It will be the last of your usual ones infatuations.

It's your turn.

Negative energy, always.

Wow, how many heads this one left us, eh!

You know what I think, if?

That you were right.

You can love each other even without money.

The important thing is to pretend to have them.

And when I told you?

What are you doing?

Eh?

What is he doing?

But what are you doing, excuse me?

But don't you realize?

But does it seem normal to you?

That is, without permission?

But who authorized you to do something? of the kind?

I can't understand!

But excuse me, why... I mean, the writings on the walls!

But what does she care, sorry, huh?

About what we do in our house?

Your house?

You are just simple maintenance workers here!

Oh no, what an idiot!

That's an excuse for the taxman!

Are you an idiot to me?

The villa is ours!

How are you?

But he asked me for help on his knees!

He couldn't eat!

Please finish the work and go. go!

Excuse me!

I'll give you ten days, okay?

Can I explain everything to you?

Of course!

But why does he start again like the other one? day?

Excuse me!

Wait a minute!

Of course!

Oh!

At that time?

What is this?

What happens?

It happens that nothing is true!

It's all fake!

There is no winning!

This gazebo here!

This masterpiece!

Nothing!

It doesn't exist!

Nothing ever existed!

I mean, you're making fun of all of us!

Look, he's a good person, Sergio!

And they played a prank on him!

Wretched and...

This is how we found ourselves!

What?

You are his accomplice!

I will never believe you again!

But we wanted to defend you!

It protects against poverty, misery, no?

No!

I want to know if I am poor, All right?

But guys, we are not poor!

We are so rich inside!

But enough with this bullshit!

They're all excuses for not doing anything. from morning till night!

Stop with the swearing!

What a beautiful family you've started, eh!

You who talk about family!

At your age still ask who your father is and

she doesn't even know why he did it with everything!

Oh, calm down, eh!

That's rude!

Coffee like your mother!

The day has come when we say the truth!

Then I'll tell you what I think of you!

For me you are a fake, a hypocrite, an arrogant one!

Anything but a communist!

You are a fascist!

Fascist!

Fascist me!

You're only with him for the money!

And you're also an idiot because he doesn't give them to us. ha!

Don't offend my mother, you old hag!

Oh, watch your words, eh!

Because what else are you doing, grandpa?

What is he doing?

Please, Sergio!

But what do you want to bring up?

Fuck us!

Force!

Come near me!

It's over!

It's been teasing me since we left, Excuse me!

Oh yes, then give him two slaps. they are doing well, go ahead!

Wait, wait two minutes!

It scares me!

I want to sleep!

Let's go to Rome!

Me too!

I want to see more of these losers!

Force!

Let's go inside!

Where?

We finally all agree!

Dad?

Daddy?

I felt...

Breathe!

Think about the cosmos...

with the planets aligned...

Xavier?

Yes?

Sergio, have you thought about it?

So now you ask me...

No, I can't hear you, Saverio!

There is no field!

I have to call you back!

I have to call you back!

Yes, yes!

Sergio?

Do you realize that we could earn 400,000 euros like this?

It's so true!

It's so true!

Money brings money!

This fantasy again?

You just need to see what has brought us, Sergio?

It's just my fault!

If everyone in your house is hysterical, it's my fault!

No, eh!

Dai, su!

Of course it's your fault!

Whose should it be?

It's your fault, yes!

In life you just joke!

Jokes, jokes!

Playing the fool doesn't solve your problems. life problems, you understand?

Buffoon of what?

I work so hard, you understand?

A deck like this!

But I try to look at the glass half full!

I am an optimist!

I will die an optimist!

Here you are!

Sergio!

The glass is not half full, it's half empty!

You are not an optimist!

You're a moron!

There you are!

One ticket was enough for you of a betting slip

shit, you got it in your hand I immediately felt like a millionaire!

Do you know what the truth is?

Do you know what the truth is?

It's just that if I told you that day that I didn't I won, you didn't go with me!

I said I won, I won and you are come and join me!

Look at this!

This is the truth!

Let me understand!

But what are you saying?

That I'm a whore?

Does it bother you that I tell you these things?

But you know that you would really like to go back there to correct it, right?

Listen, the only thing that I it's interesting and you know it Sergio, it's that the

my children do not grow up in misery like I grew up there.

Eh?

And you know it because I've always told you, I always told you!

And what is the result?

This!

We don't even have money for gas to go to Rome!

There you are!

Don't worry.

Your clown will take care of finding the money.

Eh?

Where are you going dad?

To die killed in space!

Give me a sign.

And give me a sign.

...who have our debts, as we do we forgive our debtors,

and temptations have nothing to do with it accept evil.

Sergio!

What do you want?

But what are you doing here?

Are you not a believer?

And neither do you!

Oh!

But what are we doing?

What are we doing, huh!

It's the first time that... that I don't have a 'idea.

Ehi, yes!

Spend?

Ehi, yes!

Dr. Sergio and Mrs. Sergio, I presume.

Pleasure.

Pleasure.

Pleasure.

Who do I have the pleasure with?

Hey, I'm your neighbor, Pier Barbara Pallarini.

But you can call me by my name.

Barbara?

No, Pier.

Oh, sorry.

Can I offer you some champagne?

No, but we would like to disturb...

us.

What do we do, if?

Come on, come on!

What are we doing?

Let's go?

Come on then, put it on.

Take it down here.

But what is he doing?

It's the wind!

To yours!

I'm happy to meet you.

The idea of ​​posing as maintenance workers is brilliant.

No, even for villa robberies.

Today wealth is brought.

So much anguish.

I tell him this every day.

But the real drama is where you go to invest.

The brick collapses.

The stock market is dancing.

Gold falls.

But where do you put the money?

This is a question I ask myself every day. morning as soon as I wake up.

Where do I put the money?

True, dear?

Of course not.

But maybe we have to go back.

No, no, no.

Wait.

Oh no, you have to taste yours shrimps.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

But not these.

The big ones.

No, no, no.

But these are fine.

Via.

Via.

Those are better.

Why did you leave the tray?

The same one, it doesn't let you recognize it.

I once had a consultant.

Yes?

Yes, a real leech.

One of those who finds the tray.

Then it goes to companies with water up to their necks.

Then you lend him two cents and suck his dick blood.

Is dead.

Where can I find another one now?

You have it in front of you.

You are a leech.

He much more.

It's a boast.

Well, in...

Listen.

There is a... A business idyllic in failure.

They sell you five apartments for one one and a half million.

You resell them for one million and nine.

Fifty thousand are for us.

Your earnings are four hundred thousand.

And we take fifty from the builder, no?

This must be said in fairness, Sergio.

Absolutely, of course.

But do you have any papers?

Paper?

I have an ironclad record.

It's a draft contract.

Wow, how efficient.

What efficiency?

But Sergio only thinks about money.

All day.

But it's a fantasy.

A pastime, never.

Well done, well done.

We need to celebrate.

Bring the buffalo!

In Rome they confirmed.

It's all true.

Here is the company, here is the construction site.

Look, there are all the photos.

No, no, no.

I don't trust, I don't trust.

But then who is he?

But who does he hang out with?

Look, if he invites us to eat to his house and introduces us

someone who has already dressed with him, I can even think about it.

Otherwise, like this, no.

But there are... There are only photos of the construction site.

He has nothing against the website.

Good girl, she's one of us.

However, when it comes to investments financial, one should not think

too much in the present... Peter went out.

He's in.

But the wife wants come and eat at home

ours with those that hit you.

Really?

Bravo, eh?

Who is?

Cow.

It's enough, eh?

Oh!

And go!

Oh!

Go, piano!

You want to send each other to hell once for everyone and never see you again?

Eh?

Yes.

Yes.

So what?

Come on then!

Let's get everyone together.

Let's pretend to be rich for the last time, please!

So then we go back to Rome and it costs a hundred thousand euros, we'll take two apartments.

Beautifully separated.

Yes, Sergio.

I'm in.

Sorry, but I'm not credible as investor.

You underestimate yourself.

Because as old, rich and bitchy, you are very credible.

And then you can do the stupid thing that she marries the rich man for money.

But how many great ideas are coming out!

I am a stock market speculator.

Yes, the she-wolf of Wall Street.

Ok, then it's perfect to do it 'heiress.

Here you are.

Here you are.

Yes, but suppose these dancers control are the internet.

Do they check themselves on the internet?

How famous.

How famous?

We will find some rich berserker who will you look like.

Let's get a little excited.

HI.

Good morning.

I knew you knew him.

Yes.

So, stay tuned to us soon and don't ask me too many questions.

Don't you want to save your work?

No.

And then you have to transform me from pieces which you are, gentlemen.

Understood?

It's a word.

Who teaches us?

Us.

But what are you doing?

Are we at the tavern?

But excuse me, but I look like this ugly old man, but I say.

Yes?

Do you even need makeup?

Pepe is Argentinian, 16 years old, a promise of soccer.

All European clubs want him.

Look, look how much you look like him.

How could you possibly be like him? Understood?

I could say that I am I was the one who recommended it

to invest in your card, you understand?

You're the only way to never see yourself again.

I'm really curious.

Oh, I like these, come on.

Excuse me.

Mietaldetector control.

But what is this doing?

Mietaldetector.

Cow!

Certovski head you are ale!

Drugg!

Let's go!

Sorry, Vladimir, from the KGB.

Ex-communist, worse than the communists.

But I had to take it with all these villa robberies, you understand?

You did well.

My wife is Sonia.

Very nice to meet you.

Pleasure.

Eh, we said we'd be on first-name terms.

You, there, you!

Getting to know you.

Gilberto.

Oh, Gilberto, nice to meet you.

Come on, have a seat.

But how come you're dressed like you're thirty? but?

Eighties parts, Barbara, I had you said.

Via?

Yuppi!

When the money was in the round.

I didn't understand.

But you always make me look bad.

Come on, let's go get changed, okay?

No!

No!

But there's no need!

No!

Freedom!

You're welcome, eh!

Freedom!

Let me introduce you to my wife.

Come.

Love!

Yes!

I know her.

Sure, already.

Here it is!

Hello, hello.

HI.

Pleasure.

HI.

My name is Anna Perla Rosa Spina in Liberandi of

Dragon, Countess of Tortorici for Sabri Friends.

Nice to meet you, Sonia Barbara Pallarini.

Here it is.

Gilberto.

Gilbertino!

This is a rabbit!

Come on, have a seat, Gilberto.

Hello, Gilberto.

Hello, Art.

But what are they playing?

With real money?

Oh, yes, yes.

The psychologist said so.

So they get used to it right away, they grow small vampires.

Then I give him the change.

Second.

Oh, have fun, but most of all, win.

Hey!

Is there anything to drink?

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Please remember, Gilberto.

Please remember, okay?

Lady Lucrezia!

We command!

Fine thanks.

Business?

Ah, full steam ahead.

Your husband found me the investment Perfect.

My figurative husband.

He couldn't be against it.

Excuse me, Mrs. Lucrezia, but I don't want to to be indiscreet.

But what is it about?

Ah, well, machine guns, cannons, bombs.

With all these wars they go away like the bread, yes.

In the face of pacifist ticks.

Excuse me, are you perhaps a leftist?

This?

When I go to the toilet it's always the bottom left.

As?

Come, come.

Let's go see the sea.

But look who's here!

Check it out here!

Hey, guys!

Linda West!

Nice to meet you, Sonia Barbara Pallarini.

Pleasure.

And law?

What does it do?

No fuck.

It lives in infinite abundance of cosmos.

She is a very rich heiress, Yes.

And my husband takes care of the business for her.

He manages the estate.

The heritage.

Shall we make a nice toast?

Yes!

To friendship!

To friendship!

Come, let me introduce you to a couple of investors. that might interest you in the future.

Strong people, people who come.

Are you bringing me here?

Right here.

Here, look.

May I introduce you to Messie Morgan.

He comes from the Ivory Coast.

It owns lands as large as Switzerland, I can assure you.

Just for bananas.

Then I have yours for pineapple.

Yes, yes, yes.

But what else?

And Jacques Ferriere, I already told you presented.

He is the economic advisor to the Elysée for all business with Africans.

Delighted.

Do we have any news from Italy?

No, I don't want any more. hear talk, then we

they say they do the remember, let's leave it true.

And then there's him.

We are brothers, we are brothers.

I would strangle him, I love him.

Samerio, nice to meet you, Samerio.

Years ago he wanted me to invest in a site, the Airbnb.

And I replied, brick is more solid.

And now I'm looking for money, I'm looking for money.

I saw the cards, it's interesting.

Let's talk about this.

No, no, wait a minute.

Which?

The deal is ours.

The business is ours, but if I lean on it

table and the deal flies it doesn't belong to anyone anymore.

I'll be right back.

Did you see?

I had to sign.

Now the French are stealing the phrase from us.

What the fuck kind of shoes did you give me?

I'm 45 and these are 42.

Box, hold on, you're going to stay at home place, hold on.

I understand, I have to do French.

Ah, but you are too suspicious.

I should have known when you kissed me asked for HIV test.

And that's enough of this.

It just is.

Always checking.

Here they are.

Here we are.

Who is?

I promised you.

The best investment.

There he is.

There he is.

Nice to meet you.

Thank you.

Juliano Pereira of the Fields.

But they call me Pepe.

Game with the number 10, like the great Francisco Totti, right?

Ah, that's wonderful.

Come on, give me a couple of dribbles because I'm a I've never seen a champion this close up.

And just like that?

Because on how many feet do you make the are you dribbling?

Ah.

Where you go?

Fa stretching.

Pepito!

Pepito!

Are you Sabri?

Here I am.

Solo fa stretching.

Every now and again.

Oh, what are you doing?

You only have to do two dribbles.

Oh, I'm not a clown like you.

You're right.

I'm a joker, yes.

Eh?

Look how I got into trying to find the butt to something.

Anyway, do as you please.

Know that you are missing out.

Occasion for what?

You're scared.

You think you're a loser because you're yours Mom thinks you're a loser.

Well, you're kind of right, no?

Come on, I'm on the bench with Mandrioni Football Club.

Here, you see, I...

I understand this thing, for example.

I'm going to talk to this mister.

I played with you a certain touch.

He told him you to the ball.

Well.

You are a champion.

And you don't know it yet.

You will play at the Olimpico.

I would raise the cup.

And then at forty...

You will kick the ball into the stands.

Anyway, listen, do what you want.

But listen, in life...

to save face sometimes you have to risk losing it.

Damn or are you shadow?

No.

You didn't believe it.

Look here.

Football today, motivation is everything.

Big!

Big!

Bravo!

Did you understand who the champion is?

I'll take you to Trigoria.

Run away from mom.

Run from mom?

Run at full speed, mother.

But what do you say about this?

Happiness for investment.

Pride.

Come on, come on.

Take me to the toilet.

After you.

Oh, that's amazing.

How Football Brings Out Passion own animal.

About something.

Something, I don't know, like an heiress.

Macron too, huh?

Anyone wanna have an orgy?

But what are you doing?

But where are you going?

But enough drinking now.

Enough, huh?

Education, what does it have to do with it?

I told you to shut up.

If you talk it sounds like you're ignorant.

I've been working since I was 13.

And I'm certainly not ashamed of that.

That's why I didn't study.

I had a dream which was that of corner.

Sing.

If you only knew how much I paid for the dream there.

Are you passionate about singing?

Yes.

Then I fell in love with Enzola.

He made me have two children and he gave me dumped.

I had to do the parking attendant first and then the baker.

And in the end she was sguata, she was inside the trattorias.

Oh yeah.

Dreams are for the rich.

Not for people like us.

Strange.

From the way you dress I thought you were more spoiled, you know it.

Only the poor were left to dress themselves Well.

Rich people enjoy parties.

Come on Carmen, they're waiting for us, come on.

No, wait.

Today the hip is much better, you know, it hurts me less.

And I think I can do it on my own.

Yes, yes, I can do it on my own.

What a daughter of a whore.

I asked these guys a few questions investors.

They all talk nonsense, come on it's clearly a blef.

But no, but it's not possible, come on.

Look, come here, look.

Look who we have here.

Yes.

Do you remember the photos of the construction site?

Eh?

What does this seem like to you?

Mr. Morgan.

Moratore?

Yes, the black landowner.

I'm hoeing the earth.

But it's true, it's crazy, it seemed like a bargain True.

But don't you understand?

The deal is real.

It's the vampire that's fake.

You do more, eh.

Here we are, here we are.

You come down in the evening and you're lighting the fires.

Salerio, can we talk?

Of course not.

Calmly, calmly.

It's suitable that we go there late.

Do you want to drink something?

No thank you.

Did you understand?

It's obvious.

Everything OK.

At that time.

At.

Did you see?

He asked to speak to Salerio, everything under control.

It's not that they're spotting us.

But what do they do to us?

Nothing.

Sergio.

That?

Well, now I'll tell you that...

Me a little.

Here it is.

We lost all the money.

Do you realize?

No.

The son of those rich people he brushed them

all the money that Salerio had given him.

There is no problem.

Second.

Keep these 50.

A lot of that money will come anyway.

But they are always better.

Oh well, I'll take them inside.

Yes.

At.

You don't have to worry about anything.

Understood?

Everything under control.

Ok?

At.

At.

At.

At.

At.

At.

At.

Oh!

At!

At!

I knew you smoked weed.

And you drink hidden from mom?

I celebrate the performance, sister.

Big round of applause to these two knights of the Work!

So, okay?

We have the agreement.

Oh!

Piermi give me money to finish the construction site and I give him six apartments.

A joy!

Well...

...sorry... ...I won two million on the Tokyo Stock Exchange.

Oh, of course, mind you.

As for the my mediation there is no problem,

I'm even happy with one cash without problems, understood?

Dear Saverio, do you know that in this 'did mediation really need to happen?

No, I don't think so.

Don't you know?

Oh, wait...

Barbara, tune the shrimp, did you forget?

One and a half million, five apartments, 400 thousand profit, 50 thousand tea,

50 thousand in purchase, did you forget?

But you said you were a vampire?

Oh, oh, what is the vulture doing with me?

Barbarella...

But does she really think? that we would have trusted

of an unemployed carpenter 80s clothes?

Oh, that money is mine!

Sabrina!

What happens?

These do not respect the agreements, eh!

How do they not respect the agreements?

We had agreed that day there with those two

fucking shrimp that they smelled of ammonia!

Eh, but what agreement?

That agreement that I...

Xavier?

We are air friends.

Friends, brothers we are.

And I also brought my workers here to finish his stage.

By the way, guys, tomorrow at eight o'clock yes attack.

He makes the cellar available.

If you want to rest a little.

I'm not coming to work with you.

Ta girl!

Salop!

What did he say?

He said he was from a whore!

And now you're unemployed, bamboo!

And what do you want to do?

Nando!

God bless you!

What can I say, Sergio?

Nando!

Sergio, I have a family, Sergio.

Nando!

Sergio!

You used to do it yourself!

Nando!

And now I'll do it for you!

But you!

Oh my god, if...

What now?

Wait.

Sergio!

Hate!

Hate!

Come on!

Come on!

Stand still!

Stand still!

Leave it alone!

These are rich people, the thieves!

If they agreed among themselves!

Leave them alone!

Wait, wait, wait.

Sergio, please do it for me.

Eh?

Ok.

That's fine.

Well done, Sergio.

That's fine.

There are winners in this life...

and there are those who lose!

Part!

Self-defense.

He was the one who was abused, did you see?

But what are you talking about with these people? beggars?

He's signed everything now.

We have what we want.

We do damage at home when they go there.

Come on!

But who is he with?

But the beggars to whom?

Wretched!

And this cell phone?

No!

Ugly!

Easy!

The old steel!

Via!

Via!

Sergio!

Via!

But who died?

Search new!

There's a false 8, Sergio!

Sergetto!

Sp weaker.

Once and for all, I did not steal in Carla's wallet.

Yes, sometimes.

Let's say, I pick up dropped coins.

Here, yes.

Here you go.

What are you doing?

Look... it's a little roll.

But it's 3400 euros.

For common expenses!

They were dropping coins, huh?

Let's also dress them for the maiden industrial.

Eh, guam, guamio!

What will you do now?

Vacation.

I'm unemployed now.

I'm going to get a little tan before I go back Africa.

Ah, ah, ah!

Made me laugh!

Figure, with all the work you'll find there!

Actually, I was thinking of buying a pair Of...

what is it called?

Large estates!

Ah, ah, ah!

Ahia, guard, guard.

The Counts.

Here, look, a good one.

Here, I'll finance Conti's.

Here, all I have left.

I don't need anything anymore anyway.

Sergio, I don't know how to tell you this.

That?

You said, I hit the jackpot.

So I tried.

I won the 6 million.

But where do you say that?

Senegal's tax system is terrible.

I have a lot of taxes on foreign money.

I take them there secretly.

And if you help me invest well, I'll give you 2 million.

And you deserved it.

And your guardian angel fee, Brother.

Here, but now you say now who is the negro between me and you?

Hey!

Excuse me.

You know that we could also have a house together take?

But with what money?

I know it!

On the internet I discovered this van It's a period piece.

It is worth 80 thousand euros.

I was sitting on a fortune and I didn't even notice it I knew.

I'm joking, you fell for it!

You saw that I taught you something me too?

What?

To laugh.

So instead of clowns we will have two.

I found a site, Zero Budget Life and here we are

they are all the tricks to live without money.

Oh, but will you stop talking about money?

You still haven't figured it out?

Wealth is a state of mind.

Oh.

I have some bombshell news.

One thing that changes our lives from this to Like this.

Do you want to know?

And!

Do I drop the bomb?

And!

Are you sure?

And!

Sabrina starts singing again!

Hate!

Yes!

Did you want to dream?

And dream!

What a rip-off this bomb is!

I thought we were rich another time time!

And now we're back!

And...

This little boy, look...

...

...

... ... ...

... ... ... ...

...

... ... ... ...

Now we're here, hurry up and I love you, don't waste another moment.

Above us, not a cloud.

About us, love is a fairy tale.

About us, if you want to fly.

On us, once again.

About us, if you want to fly.

I'll take you far away, in the wheat fields that they are born inside me.

In the deaf, then screws, of you in love in the most beautiful place there is.

Far from the world, carried by the wind, breathe your freedom.

If you want to play for a moment, you can come back meeting to make love here and there.

For us, love is a fairy tale.

Above us, not a cloud.

About us, love is a fairy tale.

For us, love is a fairy tale.

About us, love is a fairy tale.

About us, if you want to fly.

You were close to me and then I realized how important you were.

Here we are, hurry up.

I love you, don't waste another moment.

On us, once again.

About us, I can't stand you.

Here we are, hurry up.

I love you, don't waste another moment.

Here we are, hurry up.

I love you, don't waste another moment.

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