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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:38,220 We're going to have a lot of fun together, Katie. 2 00:00:38,420 --> 00:00:42,320 No, Benson's not. This is his first lieutenant governor's conference, and 3 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:45,660 going to make a good impression if it kills me. That's what I like about 4 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:46,680 She keeps me motivated. 5 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:04,200 Benson, I just ran into the lieutenant governor of California. He said to say 6 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:07,170 hello. Oh, yeah. What's his name? It's running right out of my head. 7 00:01:08,090 --> 00:01:11,190 Felder. That's a funny name for a man, even in California. 8 00:01:13,150 --> 00:01:14,150 Felder. 9 00:01:14,690 --> 00:01:16,070 Gritch. Felder. 10 00:01:16,490 --> 00:01:20,470 Gritch and Crouch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's me, little Gritch. 11 00:01:20,750 --> 00:01:24,510 So what are you doing here? Well, I'm booked here. 12 00:01:24,730 --> 00:01:28,950 I mean, in the hotel, in the Versailles room. Still wowing them with my 13 00:01:28,950 --> 00:01:30,430 hypnotism. Oh, yeah? 14 00:01:31,210 --> 00:01:33,370 Well, let me introduce you. Oh. 15 00:01:33,870 --> 00:01:35,790 Benson, Clayton, get it over here, quick. 16 00:01:37,150 --> 00:01:42,910 This is Lieutenant Governor Benson Dubois. How do you do? And Clayton 17 00:01:43,090 --> 00:01:46,130 Hello. This is my friend Zelda Romanshkova. 18 00:01:46,550 --> 00:01:49,210 Pleased to meet you, Miss Zelda. 19 00:01:51,250 --> 00:01:54,910 Why don't you come along backstage with me? We'll catch up on dull times. 20 00:01:55,310 --> 00:01:56,310 Benson, 21 00:01:56,530 --> 00:01:58,750 do you want me to go to your room with you? 22 00:01:59,110 --> 00:02:00,290 What will Zelda think? 23 00:02:02,350 --> 00:02:04,440 No, no, I mean... to talk business. 24 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:06,400 You know what I mean. 25 00:02:06,620 --> 00:02:07,279 Come on. 26 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:08,280 Let's go. 27 00:02:11,660 --> 00:02:14,980 Why don't you look at this, Benson? 28 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:20,980 You know, really, it's disgusting to see people show such a wanton disregard for 29 00:02:20,980 --> 00:02:22,340 something as nice as money. 30 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:24,580 Relax, Clayton. It's just a game. 31 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:27,560 Why don't you give it a try? 32 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:30,460 You might even like it. 33 00:02:33,510 --> 00:02:36,130 Eh? All right. 34 00:02:37,310 --> 00:02:38,310 Got a quarter? 35 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:40,450 Where's your money? 36 00:02:40,550 --> 00:02:42,930 I just got a dollar bill. I don't want to break it. 37 00:02:43,270 --> 00:02:45,670 A dollar bill? You don't want to break it? It's cheap here. 38 00:02:45,870 --> 00:02:46,870 Quarter. 39 00:02:46,970 --> 00:02:47,970 What's the matter? 40 00:03:13,650 --> 00:03:14,990 That's pretty easy. 41 00:03:15,870 --> 00:03:16,990 Well, I'm leaving. 42 00:03:17,310 --> 00:03:19,810 There's really no justice in the world, you know? Hey, 43 00:03:20,650 --> 00:03:25,130 what have you got here? 44 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:43,920 Once more from the top. 45 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:45,400 Come on, here we go. 46 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:46,800 Come on, pay attention. 47 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:49,440 Jimmy Crack Corn. No, I started on that. Come on. 48 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:53,620 Jimmy Crack Corn, and I don't care. 49 00:03:54,140 --> 00:03:56,660 Jimmy Crack Corn, and I don't care. 50 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:01,040 Jimmy Crack Corn, and I don't care. What are you doing? That's not the way the 51 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:01,879 chorus goes. 52 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:05,800 I don't care. You don't care? Well, I care. Once more from the top. Now, do it 53 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,380 right. No more messing around. Come on, here we go. 54 00:04:07,660 --> 00:04:09,940 Jimmy Crack Corn, and I don't care. 55 00:04:10,180 --> 00:04:12,020 As I walked out. 56 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:15,259 That's not funny. 57 00:04:15,260 --> 00:04:16,420 That's not even the right song. 58 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:21,079 You know it. Right? I just really, I really don't. I really hate that. This 59 00:04:21,079 --> 00:04:21,719 really great. 60 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:25,620 This is really great. Las Vegas is really some kind of town. It's an 61 00:04:25,620 --> 00:04:28,880 town. At home, all we have is recorded music in the elevator. 62 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:33,000 You guys. Jimmy Crack Corn. As I walked out in the streets of the... You 63 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,000 gotta... 64 00:04:36,970 --> 00:04:38,050 Start working bigger rooms. 65 00:04:38,330 --> 00:04:44,990 Come on, let's go. Once more from the top. Here we go. Jimmy crack corn 66 00:04:44,990 --> 00:04:46,570 and I push the button, please. 67 00:04:46,910 --> 00:04:50,630 Push the button. Jimmy crack corn and I don't care. 68 00:04:52,070 --> 00:04:56,690 So, what do you want to do today, Dad? Honey, whatever you want to do, this is 69 00:04:56,690 --> 00:04:57,690 your vacation. 70 00:04:57,710 --> 00:04:58,710 So you decide. 71 00:04:58,950 --> 00:05:00,590 We can go see the Hoover Dam. 72 00:05:01,190 --> 00:05:05,510 We can sail on Lake Mead. We can drive up to Virginia City. Anything. 73 00:05:06,410 --> 00:05:07,169 go to the mall. 74 00:05:07,170 --> 00:05:08,170 The mall? 75 00:05:08,270 --> 00:05:09,410 Yeah, I love to shop. 76 00:05:09,890 --> 00:05:13,510 Okay, the mall. I think it's this way. 77 00:05:22,070 --> 00:05:24,930 Let's see what we have here. 78 00:05:26,970 --> 00:05:31,150 Vent. We call that blackjack, sir. 79 00:05:31,350 --> 00:05:33,510 That is absolutely right. 80 00:05:38,510 --> 00:05:41,930 I seem to be crowding the table with my winnings. 81 00:05:42,950 --> 00:05:46,870 Perhaps I should try my hand at another game. 82 00:05:47,230 --> 00:05:48,830 No, that's entirely up to you. 83 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:53,670 Where's the real action around here? 84 00:05:55,330 --> 00:05:59,130 High rollers like yourself, they usually prefer to play craps. 85 00:06:04,790 --> 00:06:07,490 Well, I think I'll just give that a whirl. 86 00:06:08,810 --> 00:06:11,990 I mean, I'm obviously a natural. 87 00:06:14,010 --> 00:06:15,290 That's you, Mr. 88 00:06:15,590 --> 00:06:16,590 Natural. 89 00:07:19,850 --> 00:07:20,850 your breakfast? 90 00:07:21,110 --> 00:07:23,190 At least you don't have it until I wake up. 91 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:27,630 I am talking about your breakfast with the governor of Nevada. 92 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:29,610 You've got 15 minutes. 93 00:07:32,550 --> 00:07:34,110 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 94 00:07:34,530 --> 00:07:38,330 Two of the world's most beautiful people. How's it going? 95 00:07:38,890 --> 00:07:43,670 What are you dressed up for? I got an early date with a deck of cards. 96 00:07:44,030 --> 00:07:46,390 So you decided to go dressed as a joker? 97 00:07:50,540 --> 00:07:52,360 I love that sense of humor. 98 00:07:53,460 --> 00:07:55,920 Don't you ever change, huh? 99 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:57,880 There you go. 100 00:07:58,780 --> 00:08:01,100 You are a beautiful human being. 101 00:08:43,049 --> 00:08:44,070 Anything else you want to do? 102 00:08:44,730 --> 00:08:45,730 Not really. 103 00:08:45,870 --> 00:08:47,450 You want to go around the hotel again? 104 00:08:48,090 --> 00:08:49,090 If you want to. 105 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:50,750 Well, if you want to. 106 00:08:51,610 --> 00:08:52,750 Why don't we just sit down? 107 00:08:54,050 --> 00:08:55,650 Isn't it too cold out here for you? 108 00:08:55,950 --> 00:08:56,950 No, it's nice. 109 00:08:57,770 --> 00:08:59,330 Winters here aren't like back home. 110 00:09:02,130 --> 00:09:04,970 Well, so who's your favorite singer nowadays? 111 00:09:06,230 --> 00:09:07,230 Oh, I don't know. 112 00:09:08,770 --> 00:09:11,530 I hear this Prince fellow is very entertaining. 113 00:09:12,270 --> 00:09:13,270 Yeah, he's okay. 114 00:09:14,530 --> 00:09:18,690 Well, when I was your age, I was crazy about Glenn Miller. 115 00:09:19,310 --> 00:09:20,310 He's all right. 116 00:09:20,570 --> 00:09:21,730 You've heard Glenn Miller? 117 00:09:22,110 --> 00:09:24,490 Yeah, we had to study him in music history. 118 00:09:28,330 --> 00:09:34,030 Katie, I guess I just don't know what to talk to you about anymore. 119 00:09:34,590 --> 00:09:36,150 You're trying too hard, Dad. 120 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,490 Why don't you talk to me about you? 121 00:09:39,490 --> 00:09:40,490 Me? 122 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:43,030 You want me to talk about me? 123 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:44,450 Yeah. 124 00:09:45,970 --> 00:09:47,470 Well, how about you? 125 00:09:48,670 --> 00:09:49,670 Me? 126 00:09:51,850 --> 00:09:56,930 Well, I was a very long baby. 127 00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:58,330 Really? 128 00:09:59,690 --> 00:10:03,310 Oh, Katie, you're a wonderful daughter. 129 00:10:03,510 --> 00:10:05,530 I love you too, Dad. 130 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:34,840 a place to bet, sir. 131 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:36,360 In a minute. In a minute. 132 00:10:37,820 --> 00:10:44,760 Okay. Let me save these three here and put it 133 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:45,599 on 13. 134 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,020 No. 13. 135 00:10:47,860 --> 00:10:48,860 21. 136 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,160 I don't know. Maybe 13. 137 00:10:51,460 --> 00:10:53,080 Maybe 13. No, no. 21. 138 00:10:53,380 --> 00:10:54,380 Okay. 139 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:56,560 Okay. 140 00:11:14,990 --> 00:11:15,649 Mint 13. 141 00:11:15,650 --> 00:11:17,890 You owe me a mint 13. 142 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,510 Goodbye there. 143 00:11:24,370 --> 00:11:25,630 Mint 13. 144 00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:38,490 What? Clayton! 145 00:11:38,850 --> 00:11:41,330 Huh? How you doing? 146 00:11:41,770 --> 00:11:43,050 How am I doing? 147 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:46,320 A loser. 148 00:11:46,860 --> 00:11:48,660 Well, at least the trip was educational. 149 00:11:49,340 --> 00:11:53,360 Well, why don't you come with us? We are going to meet the governor and Katie 150 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:55,220 and see my friend Zelda perform. 151 00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:58,180 Yeah, but maybe you ought to change this suit first. 152 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:00,400 Gone. 153 00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:03,340 Everything is gone. 154 00:12:04,940 --> 00:12:06,760 Oh, the poor guy. 155 00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:09,520 Oh, Crossman didn't lose a dime of his own money. 156 00:12:09,780 --> 00:12:11,060 Oh, well, then, who cares? 157 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:12,280 Come on, let's go. 158 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:29,360 I don't mean to bother you, but I think you are great. 159 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,100 You are one of my biggest fans. 160 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:35,660 She's a little excited. I'm not very bright. 161 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,520 Would you mind giving me my autograph? 162 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:43,260 No, I know what you mean. It would be my pleasure. Do you have a pen or a 163 00:12:43,260 --> 00:12:44,260 pencil? 164 00:12:45,060 --> 00:12:46,060 It's me. 165 00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:47,420 Ah, good. 166 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:51,180 You have a lovely wife. 167 00:12:51,380 --> 00:12:52,460 You have a lovely jacket. 168 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:54,140 Would you like to trade? 169 00:13:23,449 --> 00:13:29,890 Now, I'm sure you are all familiar with hypnotism, huh? Or what you think is 170 00:13:29,890 --> 00:13:33,970 hypnotism, such as the twirling pendant on the chain. 171 00:13:34,670 --> 00:13:37,190 Well, you are not going to see that here tonight. 172 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:41,490 With what they're paying me, I can hardly afford to eat, never mind to buy 173 00:13:41,490 --> 00:13:42,490 jewelry. 174 00:13:42,790 --> 00:13:45,870 These, oh, these, darling, they're leftovers of Zsa Zsa's. 175 00:13:46,950 --> 00:13:48,470 Curtain, please, darling. 176 00:13:48,990 --> 00:13:50,070 No, no, no. 177 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:54,330 All my act requires is your cooperation, all right? 178 00:13:54,650 --> 00:14:00,290 So, why don't we get things started by having two volunteers come up out of the 179 00:14:00,290 --> 00:14:01,290 audience? 180 00:14:01,410 --> 00:14:03,010 Who wants to give it a try? 181 00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:04,969 Huh? 182 00:14:05,730 --> 00:14:06,730 Come on. 183 00:14:07,190 --> 00:14:08,190 Don't be shy. 184 00:14:09,670 --> 00:14:13,710 Benson. Benson, come on. It'll be fun. No, I don't want to go. Let me go. 185 00:14:14,010 --> 00:14:15,010 Benson. 186 00:14:15,650 --> 00:14:18,110 Ah, there we are. 187 00:14:18,990 --> 00:14:23,130 Come right up, darlings. Come on, Kraus. Now, I don't even think I can be 188 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,730 hypnotized. Well, just play along. I don't know. 189 00:14:26,270 --> 00:14:28,830 Please, a night hand for these lovely people. 190 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:47,040 Now, friends, I must tell you that this lady is a friend of mine from many years 191 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,480 ago, Gretchen Krause. 192 00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:52,500 But tell the truth, Gretchen, never before have I hypnotized you, right? 193 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:54,540 I don't think so. 194 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:58,180 It's too bad, because if you had, you would explain a lot. 195 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:02,760 Gretchen, darling, I want you should look at me. 196 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:04,880 Now, Gretchen. 197 00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:11,010 Singing back across the many years to when we first met in New York. 198 00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:14,250 Now go back. 199 00:15:15,170 --> 00:15:16,170 Back. 200 00:15:17,070 --> 00:15:18,930 You are just a young girl. 201 00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,150 Way, way back. 202 00:15:22,850 --> 00:15:23,910 Sleep, Richard. 203 00:15:27,070 --> 00:15:28,070 Good. 204 00:15:28,650 --> 00:15:31,410 You are just a young lad in Bavaria. 205 00:15:35,850 --> 00:15:36,930 It's very cold. 206 00:15:40,290 --> 00:15:42,510 Someone is coming down the path. 207 00:15:42,730 --> 00:15:43,730 Who is it? 208 00:15:44,930 --> 00:15:48,410 Oh, it is Johan, the goatherd. 209 00:15:48,890 --> 00:15:53,010 The goatherd. He can keep you warm. 210 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,370 Oh, yeah. 211 00:15:57,930 --> 00:15:59,130 Now, wake up. 212 00:15:59,330 --> 00:16:00,770 You wake her up. 213 00:16:01,330 --> 00:16:02,610 Wake Gretchen. 214 00:16:03,090 --> 00:16:05,430 Benson, what are you doing? 215 00:16:05,710 --> 00:16:06,710 defending myself. 216 00:16:06,930 --> 00:16:11,830 Thank you, Gretchen. Thank you. Wasn't she wonderful? A hand for Miss Krause, 217 00:16:11,910 --> 00:16:14,410 please. Thank you, darling. You're wonderful. 218 00:16:14,690 --> 00:16:16,490 And now you are. 219 00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:17,910 Uh, 220 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:22,490 Benson Dubois. Oh, yes, Benson Dubois. You are here for the lieutenant 221 00:16:22,490 --> 00:16:23,570 governor's conference. 222 00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,790 And how is it going so far? 223 00:16:26,130 --> 00:16:32,690 Well, very, very busy. Oh, yes. Well, maybe now you have a little time to 224 00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:34,219 Mm -hmm. 225 00:16:34,220 --> 00:16:35,780 Do you feel relaxed? 226 00:16:36,420 --> 00:16:38,460 Oh, more than relaxed. More like tired. 227 00:16:39,260 --> 00:16:40,520 Good, good. 228 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:44,620 Just let your body go limp. 229 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:48,320 Oh, no, no, no. Not that limp. 230 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:54,700 So, I understand you are a successful politician, but tell me, is there 231 00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:57,260 else you have ever dreamed of being? 232 00:16:57,820 --> 00:16:59,200 Well, I like to sing. 233 00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:00,460 You got a shower handy? 234 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:02,200 Can you dance? 235 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:03,720 Sure, I can move, yeah. 236 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,640 Friends, are we going to have a good time tonight? 237 00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:12,700 I should warn you, many people have tried to hypnotize me before. Sleep. 238 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000 Good. 239 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:21,940 You are no longer Benson Dubois, lieutenant governor. 240 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:29,200 You are now Benson Dubois, Las Vegas headliner. 241 00:17:33,230 --> 00:17:39,170 When I count to three, you will be ready to perform your opening act, assisted 242 00:17:39,170 --> 00:17:41,790 by the solid gold dancers. 243 00:17:43,650 --> 00:17:45,350 One, two. 244 00:17:53,230 --> 00:17:55,150 Is everyone having a good time? 245 00:17:56,530 --> 00:17:57,830 Then let's party. 246 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,220 Even before you... 16740