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In the last episode of Benson, Clayton, my dad, Miss Krause, and Benson went to

Hong Kong on business.

Well, they barely arrived when Clayton was kidnapped by mistake. An evil woman

named Ursula sent her thugs out after him because she thought he was a high

fashion designer and they wanted his designs.

Dad called the police.

The only evidence was a pin with a weird design on it. Well, the police seemed

worried. Clayton was a prisoner in a Chinese castle, tied and gagged. I wish

been there. Well, anyway, he managed to call Benson and the search was on. My

dad spotted a car with a weird design on it and gave chase.

Then Benson and Miss Krause couldn't find my dad.

When they got back to the hotel, they found out the police were after Benson.

They thought Benson got rid of Clayton. So Miss Krause and Benson made a run for

it. Meanwhile, my dad followed the car to the bad guy's hideout. At night, he

climbed over the wall to check things out.

That was a mistake.

And you won't believe what happened next.

I demand to know what's going on. It's very simple, handsome.

I want Alexander's drawings.

Who's Alexander?

I am.

I mean, I'm not, but she thinks I am. And you're going to give me those

drawings, even if I have to torture you to get them.

Give her the drawings, Alexander.

Madam, I appeal to whatever is left of your reasons.

Can't you see you've got the wrong man?

All this can only end badly.

Please.

Kong, bring the handsome one to my room.

I'll deal with him personally.

Oh, and then gag Alexander and do rude things to him.

What did

the

hotel save and you called?

The governor hasn't come back yet.

We'd better get out of this cab.

Yeah, yeah, I'm running out of money.

I'm getting car sick.

Now what are we supposed to do?

We may know.

Oh, the police don't find us.

At home, Bob. You and me. Oh, sure.

We'll blend right in.

Um, I think they may have noticed us.

have blocked your face all over Hong Kong.

Clayton and the governor are missing and you are wanted.

What are we going to do?

Well, don't do that.

There's a cop coming.

What are we waiting for? Let's go.

We can't walk all night.

Oh, you want to get a room?

Shouldn't you buy me dinner first?

Why, you want to make smart remarks? You come up with an idea.

Okay.

We're on an island, right?

Right.

We're surrounded by water, right?

What makes it an island, nunchuck?

So do we hide in the water.

Are you serious? We could swim all night long.

What are you worried about, Chopstick?

Wood floats.

So, what are you saying?

We're in a boat.

Benson, wire.

Are they hiding on a boat?

Because the police won't look for us here.

And I need a quiet place to think.

Perfect. She even bugs me in her sleep.

The next morning.

What time is it? I have 5 .15.

Then your watch is broken.

You should try calling the hotel again.

I called 20 minutes ago. Still no governor and no clique.

Wait a minute. How did you call? I had the guy pull over.

Now, listen, I have an idea.

Well, it better work. I'm tired and hungry, and I haven't done any shopping.

Rouse, listen, I think I've worked out a plan how we can find out what happened

to the governor.

Yeah?

A cab he took.

We'll go to the cab company.

Now, Chief, that's a good idea.

Do you know you kept me awake all night?

Snow. I do not snow. Get out of here. It would have to be one of these.

Thank you.

Now, there are five different people on this list with five different

destinations. Which one do you think is the governor?

Well, I don't know.

Well, now what are we going to do?

Well, obviously we have to go to each one of these five destinations and try

figure it out.

Come on, let's go.

Okay, I'll...

Are you sure this is the right place? This is the first address on the list.

Why would the governor come out here in the middle of nowhere? We'll never find

him. Don't get excited, Krauss. We'll find him.

Hong Kong's a small place.

On the other hand, it may take a while.

Oh, boy.

Who are these characters?

Oh, don't worry. They're just tourists.

Tourists? From where?

Casablanca? These guys haven't seen a bathtub in years.

Remain calm.

My friend is somewhat unpredictable.

Who are you?

Our names aren't important. We're FIS agents.

What the hell is an FIS agent? Fashion Industry Security.

Counter -espionage.

Industrial.

Personal Protection Branch.

So, what do you want from us? We know where your friends are.

Where? Well, we can't tell you that.

Look, slimeball.

You tell us where our friends are, you'll be eating fried rice or a straw.

Better tell your friend to talk. She wants to go shopping and she gets very

cross.

Okay. All right.

Ursula Van Dyne kidnapped your friend. She thinks they're high fashion

designers.

What have you guys got to do with it?

We work for the man Van Dyne thinks he kidnapped.

We need time to get him out of the country. Your friends were the perfect

diversion. Can we go now?

Oh, yeah. Beat it.

I guess I took care of that pretty good.

You sure did.

Except that we don't have a phone number and address, and we have no idea where

Clayton and the governor might be.

Okay, so I'm not perfect.

You're not even pleasant.

What are we doing in the garment district?

Kraus, didn't you listen to those two jerks up on the peak? This Van Dyne

thinks Clayton is a clothing designer.

Aren't. Aren't, since there's only two listings for Ursula Van Dyne in the

book, and one of them is in the garment district. Yeah, what?

I think the humidity here has warped your brain.

Put it in a push cart.

Here.

See? That's it.

Ring the bell.

May I help you?

Yeah, we're here to see Miss Ursula Van Dyne.

Good afternoon.

I'm Ursula Van Dyne.

I'm Vincent de Buandas and my associate, Gretchen Krause.

I see.

Well, what can I do for you?

We want our friends back or we will tear this place apart.

What my associate means is that you have apparently,

by mistake, taken some dear friends of ours prisoner.

We'd be quite satisfied if we could get them back.

Come with me. Come.

Please, make yourselves comfortable.

You know, I've no idea what you're talking about.

Miss Van Dyne, there's no need to play games.

We know you haven't. Yeah.

One of Sabolo's that snatched Clayton dropped a collar pin with that dumb

on it. That design?

Well, that's simply our company's trademark.

Do you know what it means?

Well, of course.

It means fine quality clothing at low, low prices.

Well, if that's the way you want to play it, then I suppose you won't mind if we

look around.

Be my guest.

Come on, Cross.

That way, please.

Yes, Ursula.

What are we going to find down here?

Looks like trouble.

Come on, come on!

What are you doing?

Let's get out.

This is where the woman always trips and falls down in the movies. I think

that's so degrading to me.

Let's discuss film politics some other time.

How about that?

They actually fell for the old barrel through the skylight trick. Things are

looking up.

Who am I kidding?

Oh, Benson got away.

He's sure to rescue us.

How am I going to get Kraus, Clayton, and the governor back from Ursula? She's

not going to keep them at the factory. She knows I know where that is.

Well, I've got her home address from the phone book.

But she's got all those guys working for her.

If I could get a whole bunch of people to come with me.

I wonder if the Jackson 2 is coming to Hong Kong.

I'm a wanted man.

If I could get the cops to chase me, I'll just annoy a few of them and lead

to Ursula's place.

Uh, hey.

I'm a wanted man.

I'm a wanted man.

That has a way of making you feel unwanted.

If they had thought, what if they shoot?

Get that man out!

I can't believe he lost him in the panic there.

I lost him in a pedicab.

It's so good to see you. Where are the police? I lost them. How are we going to

get out of here?

What is your plan, Benson?

I don't know.

What? You mean you went to all the trouble to get in here and you have no

of escape?

We should be traveling with Indiana Jones.

How many men did she have? Virtually dozens.

Boy, you really botched up business, Joe.

You should have gone to the American consulate.

Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Hindsight.

Governor, I'm going to go and scout.

You think we should untie Clayton? Well, let's not rush into anything.

What?

Oh, well, maybe he was kidding.

Come and get me.

Who

are

they? Dancers.

What did you say to them? I told them they were missing the audition for the

-Chinese version of Chorus Line.

What do we do now?

Well, into the dragon suit, down the steps and out the door is what I had in

mind. Good plan.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Shouldn't we think this through before we start

gallivanting around in a dragon suit? Yeah, what are the alternatives?

The alternatives?

Torture? Captivity?

An everlasting diet of sizzling fish lips?

Okay, Vincent, we'll miss you.

Kraus, stop stepping on my heels.

Dragon, your feet.

Oh, get it? Dragon, your feet.

That reminds me of a story.

This is not the time for it.

Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry, Governor.

Sorry, Clayton.

Everybody's watching.

Make this look good. All right, now keep in mind, the traditional dragon dance

is an ancient celebration of... Shut up and boogie!

They're shooting at us!

Well, it's only five seconds.

Don't you guys see the dragon break dance?

It hasn't been all that much fun this time, sweetie.

Ah, there you are.

Yes, here I am. And I surrender.

I think this proves that I did no harm to Clayton or the governor.

Well, we never thought you did.

We were simply seeking your assistance.

Krause?

Okay, so I made a little mistake.

Where's Van Dyne?

I think there's your answer.

You see, I told you.

Hong Kong's the city of excitement and intrigue. I wouldn't know. I didn't get

to see much of it.

Let's go home.