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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:05,540 In the last episode of Benson, Clayton, my dad, Miss Krause, and Benson went to 2 00:01:05,540 --> 00:01:06,540 Hong Kong on business. 3 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:10,840 Well, they barely arrived when Clayton was kidnapped by mistake. An evil woman 4 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:14,520 named Ursula sent her thugs out after him because she thought he was a high 5 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,400 fashion designer and they wanted his designs. 6 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:18,080 Dad called the police. 7 00:01:18,300 --> 00:01:22,040 The only evidence was a pin with a weird design on it. Well, the police seemed 8 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:26,750 worried. Clayton was a prisoner in a Chinese castle, tied and gagged. I wish 9 00:01:26,750 --> 00:01:30,610 been there. Well, anyway, he managed to call Benson and the search was on. My 10 00:01:30,610 --> 00:01:33,490 dad spotted a car with a weird design on it and gave chase. 11 00:01:33,890 --> 00:01:36,390 Then Benson and Miss Krause couldn't find my dad. 12 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:39,870 When they got back to the hotel, they found out the police were after Benson. 13 00:01:40,170 --> 00:01:44,230 They thought Benson got rid of Clayton. So Miss Krause and Benson made a run for 14 00:01:44,230 --> 00:01:48,450 it. Meanwhile, my dad followed the car to the bad guy's hideout. At night, he 15 00:01:48,450 --> 00:01:50,230 climbed over the wall to check things out. 16 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:51,640 That was a mistake. 17 00:01:51,700 --> 00:01:53,500 And you won't believe what happened next. 18 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:12,180 I demand to know what's going on. It's very simple, handsome. 19 00:02:12,540 --> 00:02:14,600 I want Alexander's drawings. 20 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:16,080 Who's Alexander? 21 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:17,760 I am. 22 00:02:18,730 --> 00:02:22,370 I mean, I'm not, but she thinks I am. And you're going to give me those 23 00:02:22,370 --> 00:02:25,770 drawings, even if I have to torture you to get them. 24 00:02:29,490 --> 00:02:30,870 Give her the drawings, Alexander. 25 00:02:34,630 --> 00:02:40,110 Madam, I appeal to whatever is left of your reasons. 26 00:02:40,930 --> 00:02:43,690 Can't you see you've got the wrong man? 27 00:02:44,150 --> 00:02:46,570 All this can only end badly. 28 00:02:47,410 --> 00:02:48,410 Please. 29 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:53,270 Kong, bring the handsome one to my room. 30 00:02:53,510 --> 00:02:54,810 I'll deal with him personally. 31 00:02:55,310 --> 00:02:58,650 Oh, and then gag Alexander and do rude things to him. 32 00:03:00,410 --> 00:03:02,730 What did 33 00:03:02,730 --> 00:03:09,590 the 34 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:11,010 hotel save and you called? 35 00:03:11,250 --> 00:03:12,830 The governor hasn't come back yet. 36 00:03:16,110 --> 00:03:17,650 We'd better get out of this cab. 37 00:03:17,870 --> 00:03:19,090 Yeah, yeah, I'm running out of money. 38 00:03:19,430 --> 00:03:20,690 I'm getting car sick. 39 00:03:25,950 --> 00:03:27,750 Now what are we supposed to do? 40 00:03:28,170 --> 00:03:29,710 We may know. 41 00:03:30,130 --> 00:03:32,010 Oh, the police don't find us. 42 00:03:32,330 --> 00:03:35,050 At home, Bob. You and me. Oh, sure. 43 00:03:35,290 --> 00:03:36,370 We'll blend right in. 44 00:03:37,850 --> 00:03:42,690 Um, I think they may have noticed us. 45 00:03:47,980 --> 00:03:51,100 have blocked your face all over Hong Kong. 46 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:55,440 Clayton and the governor are missing and you are wanted. 47 00:03:57,020 --> 00:03:59,440 What are we going to do? 48 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:01,100 Well, don't do that. 49 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,660 There's a cop coming. 50 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:09,560 What are we waiting for? Let's go. 51 00:04:18,829 --> 00:04:20,089 We can't walk all night. 52 00:04:21,390 --> 00:04:23,230 Oh, you want to get a room? 53 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:27,390 Shouldn't you buy me dinner first? 54 00:04:29,710 --> 00:04:33,830 Why, you want to make smart remarks? You come up with an idea. 55 00:04:35,950 --> 00:04:36,950 Okay. 56 00:04:38,630 --> 00:04:40,030 We're on an island, right? 57 00:04:40,350 --> 00:04:41,350 Right. 58 00:04:42,870 --> 00:04:44,950 We're surrounded by water, right? 59 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,380 What makes it an island, nunchuck? 60 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:50,720 So do we hide in the water. 61 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:54,840 Are you serious? We could swim all night long. 62 00:04:55,980 --> 00:04:57,760 What are you worried about, Chopstick? 63 00:04:58,420 --> 00:04:59,420 Wood floats. 64 00:04:59,540 --> 00:05:04,200 So, what are you saying? 65 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:05,520 We're in a boat. 66 00:05:13,820 --> 00:05:15,100 Benson, wire. 67 00:05:15,310 --> 00:05:16,610 Are they hiding on a boat? 68 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:18,590 Because the police won't look for us here. 69 00:05:18,790 --> 00:05:20,630 And I need a quiet place to think. 70 00:05:22,770 --> 00:05:25,190 Perfect. She even bugs me in her sleep. 71 00:05:29,390 --> 00:05:30,770 The next morning. 72 00:05:35,670 --> 00:05:38,170 What time is it? I have 5 .15. 73 00:05:38,830 --> 00:05:40,130 Then your watch is broken. 74 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:42,670 You should try calling the hotel again. 75 00:05:42,890 --> 00:05:45,850 I called 20 minutes ago. Still no governor and no clique. 76 00:05:46,130 --> 00:05:49,070 Wait a minute. How did you call? I had the guy pull over. 77 00:05:49,570 --> 00:05:50,790 Now, listen, I have an idea. 78 00:05:51,010 --> 00:05:55,210 Well, it better work. I'm tired and hungry, and I haven't done any shopping. 79 00:05:55,470 --> 00:05:58,230 Rouse, listen, I think I've worked out a plan how we can find out what happened 80 00:05:58,230 --> 00:05:59,230 to the governor. 81 00:05:59,470 --> 00:06:00,470 Yeah? 82 00:06:01,070 --> 00:06:02,210 A cab he took. 83 00:06:02,850 --> 00:06:03,930 We'll go to the cab company. 84 00:06:04,710 --> 00:06:06,390 Now, Chief, that's a good idea. 85 00:06:06,790 --> 00:06:08,290 Do you know you kept me awake all night? 86 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:15,160 Snow. I do not snow. Get out of here. It would have to be one of these. 87 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:16,400 Thank you. 88 00:06:17,020 --> 00:06:21,780 Now, there are five different people on this list with five different 89 00:06:21,780 --> 00:06:23,820 destinations. Which one do you think is the governor? 90 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:25,340 Well, I don't know. 91 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:27,440 Well, now what are we going to do? 92 00:06:27,940 --> 00:06:31,680 Well, obviously we have to go to each one of these five destinations and try 93 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:32,679 figure it out. 94 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:33,680 Come on, let's go. 95 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:35,080 Okay, I'll... 96 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:58,880 Are you sure this is the right place? This is the first address on the list. 97 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:03,380 Why would the governor come out here in the middle of nowhere? We'll never find 98 00:07:03,380 --> 00:07:06,500 him. Don't get excited, Krauss. We'll find him. 99 00:07:06,740 --> 00:07:08,440 Hong Kong's a small place. 100 00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:11,360 On the other hand, it may take a while. 101 00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:13,100 Oh, boy. 102 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,820 Who are these characters? 103 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:18,320 Oh, don't worry. They're just tourists. 104 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:20,160 Tourists? From where? 105 00:07:20,660 --> 00:07:24,120 Casablanca? These guys haven't seen a bathtub in years. 106 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:27,100 Remain calm. 107 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:29,220 My friend is somewhat unpredictable. 108 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,040 Who are you? 109 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:34,460 Our names aren't important. We're FIS agents. 110 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:37,960 What the hell is an FIS agent? Fashion Industry Security. 111 00:07:38,740 --> 00:07:39,940 Counter -espionage. 112 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:41,400 Industrial. 113 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:43,400 Personal Protection Branch. 114 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:47,020 So, what do you want from us? We know where your friends are. 115 00:07:47,260 --> 00:07:49,220 Where? Well, we can't tell you that. 116 00:07:50,690 --> 00:07:51,690 Look, slimeball. 117 00:07:51,870 --> 00:07:55,490 You tell us where our friends are, you'll be eating fried rice or a straw. 118 00:07:57,390 --> 00:08:00,770 Better tell your friend to talk. She wants to go shopping and she gets very 119 00:08:00,770 --> 00:08:01,770 cross. 120 00:08:02,390 --> 00:08:03,630 Okay. All right. 121 00:08:03,910 --> 00:08:06,990 Ursula Van Dyne kidnapped your friend. She thinks they're high fashion 122 00:08:06,990 --> 00:08:07,990 designers. 123 00:08:08,210 --> 00:08:09,750 What have you guys got to do with it? 124 00:08:10,510 --> 00:08:13,170 We work for the man Van Dyne thinks he kidnapped. 125 00:08:13,490 --> 00:08:16,450 We need time to get him out of the country. Your friends were the perfect 126 00:08:16,450 --> 00:08:17,970 diversion. Can we go now? 127 00:08:18,670 --> 00:08:19,730 Oh, yeah. Beat it. 128 00:08:23,050 --> 00:08:25,030 I guess I took care of that pretty good. 129 00:08:25,270 --> 00:08:26,270 You sure did. 130 00:08:26,650 --> 00:08:29,830 Except that we don't have a phone number and address, and we have no idea where 131 00:08:29,830 --> 00:08:30,970 Clayton and the governor might be. 132 00:08:31,250 --> 00:08:32,850 Okay, so I'm not perfect. 133 00:08:33,270 --> 00:08:34,270 You're not even pleasant. 134 00:08:35,130 --> 00:08:37,590 What are we doing in the garment district? 135 00:08:37,929 --> 00:08:41,370 Kraus, didn't you listen to those two jerks up on the peak? This Van Dyne 136 00:08:41,370 --> 00:08:42,789 thinks Clayton is a clothing designer. 137 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:46,470 Aren't. Aren't, since there's only two listings for Ursula Van Dyne in the 138 00:08:46,470 --> 00:08:49,150 book, and one of them is in the garment district. Yeah, what? 139 00:08:49,510 --> 00:08:51,870 I think the humidity here has warped your brain. 140 00:08:52,810 --> 00:08:53,930 Put it in a push cart. 141 00:08:56,370 --> 00:08:57,370 Here. 142 00:08:58,470 --> 00:08:59,570 See? That's it. 143 00:09:01,930 --> 00:09:02,930 Ring the bell. 144 00:09:06,990 --> 00:09:09,850 May I help you? 145 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,610 Yeah, we're here to see Miss Ursula Van Dyne. 146 00:09:30,830 --> 00:09:31,829 Good afternoon. 147 00:09:31,830 --> 00:09:33,410 I'm Ursula Van Dyne. 148 00:09:34,090 --> 00:09:37,730 I'm Vincent de Buandas and my associate, Gretchen Krause. 149 00:09:37,990 --> 00:09:38,990 I see. 150 00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:41,230 Well, what can I do for you? 151 00:09:41,590 --> 00:09:45,070 We want our friends back or we will tear this place apart. 152 00:09:45,510 --> 00:09:52,470 What my associate means is that you have apparently, 153 00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:56,470 by mistake, taken some dear friends of ours prisoner. 154 00:09:56,890 --> 00:09:59,090 We'd be quite satisfied if we could get them back. 155 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:01,470 Come with me. Come. 156 00:10:13,350 --> 00:10:15,210 Please, make yourselves comfortable. 157 00:10:17,590 --> 00:10:20,150 You know, I've no idea what you're talking about. 158 00:10:20,770 --> 00:10:22,950 Miss Van Dyne, there's no need to play games. 159 00:10:23,470 --> 00:10:25,250 We know you haven't. Yeah. 160 00:10:25,670 --> 00:10:30,170 One of Sabolo's that snatched Clayton dropped a collar pin with that dumb 161 00:10:30,170 --> 00:10:31,570 on it. That design? 162 00:10:31,990 --> 00:10:33,750 Well, that's simply our company's trademark. 163 00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:35,290 Do you know what it means? 164 00:10:35,650 --> 00:10:36,449 Well, of course. 165 00:10:36,450 --> 00:10:39,310 It means fine quality clothing at low, low prices. 166 00:10:41,690 --> 00:10:44,670 Well, if that's the way you want to play it, then I suppose you won't mind if we 167 00:10:44,670 --> 00:10:45,369 look around. 168 00:10:45,370 --> 00:10:46,390 Be my guest. 169 00:10:47,430 --> 00:10:48,430 Come on, Cross. 170 00:10:48,470 --> 00:10:49,470 That way, please. 171 00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:01,280 Yes, Ursula. 172 00:11:06,220 --> 00:11:09,060 What are we going to find down here? 173 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:12,080 Looks like trouble. 174 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:14,160 Come on, come on! 175 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:48,400 What are you doing? 176 00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:53,140 Let's get out. 177 00:12:05,820 --> 00:12:09,760 This is where the woman always trips and falls down in the movies. I think 178 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:10,940 that's so degrading to me. 179 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:14,020 Let's discuss film politics some other time. 180 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:16,540 How about that? 181 00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:34,700 They actually fell for the old barrel through the skylight trick. Things are 182 00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:35,700 looking up. 183 00:14:35,980 --> 00:14:37,300 Who am I kidding? 184 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,700 Oh, Benson got away. 185 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,060 He's sure to rescue us. 186 00:14:42,540 --> 00:14:46,780 How am I going to get Kraus, Clayton, and the governor back from Ursula? She's 187 00:14:46,780 --> 00:14:49,980 not going to keep them at the factory. She knows I know where that is. 188 00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:53,200 Well, I've got her home address from the phone book. 189 00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:55,780 But she's got all those guys working for her. 190 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:59,240 If I could get a whole bunch of people to come with me. 191 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,510 I wonder if the Jackson 2 is coming to Hong Kong. 192 00:15:04,350 --> 00:15:05,630 I'm a wanted man. 193 00:15:05,990 --> 00:15:12,530 If I could get the cops to chase me, I'll just annoy a few of them and lead 194 00:15:12,530 --> 00:15:13,650 to Ursula's place. 195 00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:21,870 Uh, hey. 196 00:15:22,450 --> 00:15:23,450 I'm a wanted man. 197 00:15:25,150 --> 00:15:26,310 I'm a wanted man. 198 00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:29,390 That has a way of making you feel unwanted. 199 00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:47,960 If they had thought, what if they shoot? 200 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:53,280 Get that man out! 201 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:07,560 I can't believe he lost him in the panic there. 202 00:16:16,110 --> 00:16:17,470 I lost him in a pedicab. 203 00:17:11,579 --> 00:17:17,200 It's so good to see you. Where are the police? I lost them. How are we going to 204 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:17,999 get out of here? 205 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,619 What is your plan, Benson? 206 00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:20,819 I don't know. 207 00:17:20,819 --> 00:17:25,359 What? You mean you went to all the trouble to get in here and you have no 208 00:17:25,359 --> 00:17:26,359 of escape? 209 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,640 We should be traveling with Indiana Jones. 210 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,500 How many men did she have? Virtually dozens. 211 00:17:31,940 --> 00:17:34,560 Boy, you really botched up business, Joe. 212 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,420 You should have gone to the American consulate. 213 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:40,280 Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Hindsight. 214 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:41,880 Governor, I'm going to go and scout. 215 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:45,360 You think we should untie Clayton? Well, let's not rush into anything. 216 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,600 What? 217 00:17:47,740 --> 00:17:49,420 Oh, well, maybe he was kidding. 218 00:18:33,230 --> 00:18:34,230 Come and get me. 219 00:18:37,370 --> 00:18:37,750 Who 220 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:48,890 are 221 00:18:48,890 --> 00:18:49,930 they? Dancers. 222 00:18:50,590 --> 00:18:54,630 What did you say to them? I told them they were missing the audition for the 223 00:18:54,630 --> 00:18:55,990 -Chinese version of Chorus Line. 224 00:18:56,990 --> 00:18:57,990 What do we do now? 225 00:18:58,530 --> 00:19:02,070 Well, into the dragon suit, down the steps and out the door is what I had in 226 00:19:02,070 --> 00:19:03,200 mind. Good plan. 227 00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:06,980 Wait a minute, wait a minute. Shouldn't we think this through before we start 228 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:10,520 gallivanting around in a dragon suit? Yeah, what are the alternatives? 229 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,040 The alternatives? 230 00:19:12,380 --> 00:19:13,660 Torture? Captivity? 231 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:16,540 An everlasting diet of sizzling fish lips? 232 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:19,320 Okay, Vincent, we'll miss you. 233 00:19:28,980 --> 00:19:30,960 Kraus, stop stepping on my heels. 234 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:32,959 Dragon, your feet. 235 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,280 Oh, get it? Dragon, your feet. 236 00:19:35,580 --> 00:19:37,560 That reminds me of a story. 237 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:39,040 This is not the time for it. 238 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:41,600 Sorry. 239 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,900 Sorry. Sorry, Governor. 240 00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:48,180 Sorry, Clayton. 241 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,080 Everybody's watching. 242 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:05,470 Make this look good. All right, now keep in mind, the traditional dragon dance 243 00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:08,730 is an ancient celebration of... Shut up and boogie! 244 00:20:14,950 --> 00:20:16,410 They're shooting at us! 245 00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:19,210 Well, it's only five seconds. 246 00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:34,600 Don't you guys see the dragon break dance? 247 00:21:05,070 --> 00:21:07,130 It hasn't been all that much fun this time, sweetie. 248 00:21:08,690 --> 00:21:10,170 Ah, there you are. 249 00:21:10,510 --> 00:21:12,790 Yes, here I am. And I surrender. 250 00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:15,950 I think this proves that I did no harm to Clayton or the governor. 251 00:21:16,190 --> 00:21:17,490 Well, we never thought you did. 252 00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:19,290 We were simply seeking your assistance. 253 00:21:20,430 --> 00:21:21,430 Krause? 254 00:21:21,610 --> 00:21:23,750 Okay, so I made a little mistake. 255 00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:25,650 Where's Van Dyne? 256 00:21:32,230 --> 00:21:33,530 I think there's your answer. 257 00:21:36,010 --> 00:21:37,990 You see, I told you. 258 00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:43,290 Hong Kong's the city of excitement and intrigue. I wouldn't know. I didn't get 259 00:21:43,290 --> 00:21:44,310 to see much of it. 260 00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:46,790 Let's go home. 18567