All language subtitles for Automan s01e10 Murder, Take One

Thank you.

thank you

This is the story of Walter Nebecker.

Doing what he likes best, fighting crime
in the streets.

You see, Walter's a policeman.

Unfortunately, the chief doesn't want
Walter on the streets.

Captain, get back to your cage, boy.

Now! So Walter must fight crime in his
own way, in the computer room.

That's where he's an expert.

Fortunately for me... Walter's advanced
knowledge of electronics led him to

experiment with what is called a
hologram.

That's a very fancy word for a three
-dimensional picture that, when

can be made to look real, sound real.

As a matter of fact, given enough power,
it can even be made to feel real.

That's kind of what got me into this
world.

My name is Auto Man.

You must be Walter Nebeka.

How did you know that?

It's on the programming you fed into my
system. I must say, Walter, you're very

good. Very good indeed.

I look wonderful.

If you do say so yourself.

You programmed me to be honest.

But tell me, why did you call me Auto
Man? It means that you're the world's

first truly automatic man.

You can do anything because you're not
real.

Oh, but I am. I'm as real as you are,
just different.

And thanks to you, perfect.

Nobody's perfect, Auto Man.

That's not true, Walter.

You've programmed me to observe other
people and do whatever they can do as

as they can do it.

Jimmy Connors playing tennis, John
Travolta dancing.

In fact, on a scale of one to ten, think
of me as an eleven.

I've created a monster.

No, what Walter really created was a
wonderful force for good.

Auto Man.

That's me.

Shall I get your car, Mr. Gillette?

Anything. It's a red Porsche.

Yes, sir.

We contracted him for about four years
before she came over to the other

Well, well, well, what do you know? It's
America's sweetheart.

How are you, Veronica?

Fine. No thanks to you.

So how is the Jack the Ripper of
journalism?

I gather you read today's column.

I did. And so did my lawyer.

I'm going to sue you into oblivion.

It's a shame you can't be that dramatic
on screen.

You think you can destroy me?

Is that a threat?

One phone call, I could put you in the
obituary.

And don't think I wouldn't do it.

I don't.

Hollywood has been that Veronica Everly
can't stop trying to throw her weight

around.

If I hurry, I can still make the Mars
column. There you go, son.

You're a dead man, Keith.

Do you hear me?

Ciao, Veronica.

Good evening.

Goodbye.

Come in, Jack.

Lieutenant Curtis, I would like you to
meet Sheila Dunham.

How do you do? Miss Dunham was Keith
Gillette's assistant.

Oh. Hello, Lieutenant.

How do you do?

I understand you're in charge of the
case.

Ah, yes.

Such as it is.

Afraid we don't have a lot of good leads
at the moment.

Well, I'll give you more than a lead.

I'll tell you who was behind the murder.

Really?

Veronica Everly.

Veronica? You mean the actress?

Most people might quibble with that
description.

Well, we'll investigate this woman, but
what we need here is evidence, not

theory. Well, here.

I brought everything that Keith was
working on, all his notes.

There are names in there that I've never
heard of.

Have you got a computer, Jackie, for
this? I'll get this stuff to Wally.

See what never she can come up with.

All right. Okay.

Well, thank you, Miss Dunham, for the
help.

We'll be in touch.

She is going to pay for this.

One way or another, she's going to pay.

Hi,

Wally. Hi.

Lieutenant Curse wants to know how
you're coming on those gossip columnist

notes. Well, I'm just about to get some
answers.

Hello,

Walter.

Hello, Roxanne.

Wally, I don't think this is what the
lieutenant had in mind.

He wanted a computer analysis of those
notes.

Nobody can do that faster than Auto Man.

Go ahead, Auto.

Tell her what you found out.

Okay.

Tanya Boyer uses biorhythms before
she'll agree to do a picture.

Guess who's not really a natural blonde?

Yeah. As soon as Lieutenant Curtis
finishes interrogating Veronica Everly,

give him all this late -breaking news.

Did she say Veronica Everly is here?

Please, Otto.

You've already made me look like a
perfect fool.

She's one of my all -time favorite
stars.

I must have played your tape of Queen of
the Nile a hundred times.

Do you think you could introduce me?

Otto, you're supposed to be helping me,
not the other way around.

Well, if you had let me finish, I would
have explained I've actually learned a

great deal.

You mean about who's a natural blonde
and who isn't?

Otto... No, about someone who has a good
reason to see Keith Gillette dead.

Who?

Michael Hagedorn.

Gillette was involved in an
investigation into the financing of a

The Silver Dawn.

Apparently, it stumbled onto the fact
that Hagedorn was paying for the film

illicit drug profits.

The notes also show that a major drug
transaction is in the works.

Okay, now that's more like it. Wait, do
you have this man's address?

Right here.

Now, do you think I could meet Miss
Eberle?

Forget it, Otto.

I have enough trouble explaining you to
myself.

Where are you going?

Well, I'd like to have something to
corroborate this reporter's theories

I go to Lieutenant Curtis.

Would you like me to come along?

Not this time, Otto. I think I can
handle this one by myself.

Well, is there anything you'd like me to
do while you're gone? Yeah.

Nothing.

Well, I... I'm sure Walter wouldn't mind
if I asked her for an autograph.

Cursor?

Miss Everly, I'd like to thank you for
taking the time to come down here.

If there's anything else, I'll call you,
all right?

Good evening, Lieutenant.

Oh, Asian man, hello.

What brings our Washington's finest down
to our humble precinct?

Officer Nebaker's running some computer
checks for me.

But when I heard Miss Everly was here, I
just had to say hello.

Veronica Everly, this is Federal Agent
Mann.

Why, hello.

I feel as if we're old friends.

I've seen all of your films three and
four times.

You're even more captivating in person
than you are on the screen.

Oh, well.

You're not so bad yourself.

Well, if you'll excuse me, I have a
murder investigation to run.

Roxanne, would you finish this for me,
please? Sure. Thank you.

Excuse me.

I have a late call at the studio
tonight. Perhaps if you're not doing

later, you'd like to drop by the set.

I think Officer Nebaker was expecting
you to stick around.

I'm sure he wouldn't mind.

Besides, I've always been fascinated by
films.

Some of the illusions they create are so
real.

Once you know the tricks, you can spot
them a mile away.

Is that so?

And I could show you a lot more.

You mean... You mean a private tour?

Anything for the boys in blue.

Tell me...

Does that collar require recharging?

No, but I do.

Kurta? The auto car, please. I've
decided to take Miss Everly up on her

invitation.

Of course Walter won't mind. You know
how open -minded he is.

Okay, so we won't tell him.

Thank you, Curtis.

Good evening, officer.

Good evening.

Oh.

You must be in that science fiction
movie this year.

No, actually, I'm a guest of Veronica
Everly.

Stage 18?

Oh, yeah. Well, just follow the green
line, and when you get... That sounds

enough.

Thank you.

Maybe I ought to go back to the day
shift.

Weird.

Cursor?

I feel at home already.

Settle, please.

I've heard it all before, Gib.

Kitty, you think we could lose the gum?

Back to number one, please, everybody.

Still rolling.

Settle.

And action.

I've heard it all before, Gib.

You just tell a woman what she wants to
hear.

What I want to hear is that you'll leave
with me tomorrow.

Never.

You want me as much as I want you don't
do this to me You're

not

giving

it to me you understand it.

I just don't believe you that's all How
do you expect me to do a love scene with

this mealy -mouthed twerp? Hey, look.

If your sugar daddy wasn't bankrolling
this picture, you wouldn't even be in

Get the hell out of here!

Go on, get out!

Get out!

Jason!

What do I do now?

It's a small part.

We'll get another actor.

We will.

When?

I have three days to wrap the whole
film. Where do I find someone to play

What about him?

Who?

That gorgeous hunk over there.

That's somebody I could do a love scene
with.

You're kidding.

You are.

I don't even know who he is.

Well, let's go find out.

Excuse me.

You are, uh, Mr... Mann.

Otto J. Mann.

Miss Hopkins.

Mr. Mann.

Mr. Mann.

Miss Hopkins.

My pleasure.

Have you ever done any acting, Mr. Mann?
Oh, all the time. I think there's a

little Robert Redford in my program.

How would you like to do a love scene
with me?

Right here.

Right now.

A love scene? You mean like... Rudolph
Valentino in The Sheik?

Something like that.

Certainly. Where's my horse?

No horse, Otto.

Cynthia! Can I borrow your script for a
moment?

Thank you.

Read the part of Gibb.

I know my lines.

I'm a quick study.

Oh.

Hey, Phil, how are you? Oh, Mike.

Can I get you anything, Mr. Hagedorn?

No, that'll be all, Oscar. Thanks.

Did you just come from the set?

Yep.

And?

Slowly.

I'm falling farther behind. I can't tell
you what that's costing you.

Is that all you can say?

What about Kitty? How's she doing?

Fine. She's doing fine.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Tell me the
truth.

You've seen her before. What do you
think?

You know what I think?

I think that someday she's going to be a
big star.

That's what I think.

Yeah, as your lawyer, I have to remind
you that if they don't finish shooting

this movie by the 14th of this month,
the other investors have the right to

out, which means you'll get stuck with a
whole 20 million dollars. Oh, look, the

worst comes to worst. We'll cut out the
last few scenes.

Unfortunately, the contract is very
specific.

If you don't deliver every word as
written in the script, every scene, then

have the right to walk away without
coming up with a dime.

You know, you really want to push me
into investing in this movie.

Best way in the world to plow back my
drug profits.

That's what you said.

So what happens?

I end up having to kill a gossip
columnist to keep him from exposing my

operation. I checked with the DA's
office.

The police still can't buy a clue.

Yeah, well, I got a bigger problem.
Because if I have to pay for this movie,

won't be able to pay Casey for that
heroin that's coming in.

And he'll kill me before I'll take an
IOU.

Mr. Haggard, there's a guy parked across
the street.

He's been there for close to an hour.

Want me to check it out?

Yeah, right away, Oscar.

If there's a problem, you know what to
do.

Yes, sir.

You got some business in this
neighborhood?

We just like watching the grass grow.

Police officer.

Sorry, sir. You know, we've been having
a lot of burglaries lately.

Yeah, well, that's why I'm here.

Simon? What is Simon?

If you're looking for Auto Man, he's
probably down at the J -Tree studio.

What? He introduced himself to Veronica
Everly and somehow got invited down to

the studio to watch them film that movie
she's in. He went down there alone?

Well, I'm sure he's keeping a low
profile.

How sure?

Not at all.

When I look at you, the whole world just
melts away to nothing.

I've heard it all before, Gib.

You just tell a woman what she wants to
hear.

What I want to hear from you is that
you'll leave with me tomorrow.

Never.

You want me just as much as I want you.

Don't do this to me.

Okay, that's great. Teddy, let's set up
for close -up, shall we? Same positions.

Not too shabby.

Not too shabby at all.

I like it.

Print it.

Okay, that's a cut.

I said that's a cut.

How was that?

Terrific. Kitty, you were great. Go
relax for me, okay?

So, Mr.

Mann, you have an agent?

What's an agent?

Like a vampire with a telephone.

Then I definitely don't have one.

Don't worry. You are going to play Gibb.

You mean I'm in the movies? Just like
that?

They don't call it the Dream Factory for
nothing.

Well, I could be the next Clint
Eastwood.

Dirty Otto.

I like the sound of that.

What are you doing?

Oh.

Hello, Walter.

Honey, that was some of the best acting
I've ever seen you do.

Who was acting?

I don't believe this.

I leave you alone for an hour and this
is where you wind up? I thought you'd be

more pleased, Walter.

I got the part.

You what? The part I just auditioned
for.

They want me in their movie.

Oh, my God.

You certainly are a man of many talents,
Agent Man.

Don't worry.

Your secret is there with me.

But don't forget who invited you.

Well, what do you have to say for
yourself?

Which do you think is my better side,
Walter?

Right or left?

Walter?

Walter, what is going on? The captain
said you were following up a lead on the

Gillette case. You almost got your head
taken off.

It was worth it. I'm okay, Jack. Here,
take a look at that.

That first name, Michael Hagedorn?

He's an underworld figure reputed to be
a drug trafficker.

Gillette died in the middle of
investigating that movie Hagedorn was

You figure that he came up with
something a little bit more than just

right? It sure looks that way.

What about this other name?

Philip Eames. I traced him down from the
license of the car I saw pull up to

Hagedorn's last night. He's evidently
Hagedorn's attorney.

If you'll notice, he must spend all of
his time making large cash deposits into

brokerage houses.

May 10th, $795 ,000. May 29th, $644
,000.

June 11th, $989 ,000.

It looks suspiciously like this Eames
character makes his living by doing

people's laundry.

Well, he's far too wealthy for that. I
doubt he even does his own laundry.

Money laundering, I mean.

I'd have to agree with you.

All of this money came from accounts in
the Cayman Islands. That is one of the

most notorious stopping places for
illegal profits in the world.

Look, I wouldn't be interfering with
your investigation if I talked to these

men, would I?

Well, Hagedorn is fairly reclusive. One
of the few places he's seen is on the

set of that film.

While you're trying to get at him
through the front door, I can be

flank, as it were.

All right. Sounds good.

Keep in touch.

Lieutenant Curtis seems pleased I'm in
the movie.

All right. All right.

Just as long as you put the
investigation first.

You can take the part.

Just promise me you won't get carried
away with it.

Carried away?

Me?

Look, I only know Keith Gillette by
reputation.

I never met the guy.

Well, so then you didn't know that he
was... that he was doing an in -depth

study.

The financing of your motion picture,
then, huh?

I know he had it in for one of my stars,
you know, Veronica Everly.

Veronica Everly. Wish she wouldn't have
anything to do with the financing of

your picture, would she?

No, of course not.

What can you tell me about Philip Eames?

Only that he's my lawyer and he
overcharges me.

That's about all.

Was he the one who set up the accounts
in the Cayman Islands?

Look, I think you better refer those
questions to him. I got a $20 million

I'm trying to keep on its feet.

$20 million.

That's a lot of money.

Where does a man get $20 million?

Well, either you're born rich or you're
smart until you get lucky.

I was all three.

Thank you very much for your time, Mr.
Hagedorn.

That's all, Lieutenant.

I'll let myself out.

Yeah, no, I've got that.

Look, why don't you just tell me... Who
was that?

Wouldn't say.

Give me a hot tip on the Gillette
murder.

You think it's for real? Well, there's
only one way to find out.

That's to meet him face to face.

All right, get out!

I haven't been able to get a thing out
of him.

Why don't I just put him out of his
misery?

Look, I don't care how long it takes.

He's going to tell you everything he
knows.

I'll do my best, sir.

Yeah, you do that.

We're going to start all over again.

Nice and slow.

You saw all that reporter's last notes,
right?

You know that I did.

Then you can tell me exactly what was in
them.

As a matter of fact, I can't.

I got all the time in the world, smart
guy.

You want the other hand?

You're one out of time.

Hello, Phil.

Phil Agadon. Oh, how are you, Michael?
Phil, I just had a visit from a very

Lieutenant Curtis.

Hey, take it easy.

routine, cooperate.

Phil, listen.

That cop knew everything about the
Cayman Island accounts.

I'm telling you, Phil, they know
everything.

If we don't finish principal photography
of this turkey by 6 p .m. tomorrow, it

won't make much of a difference.

How's the movie going? Are we on
schedule?

If there are no catastrophes, we'll make
it. But if we don't, you're going to

have a hard time explaining to Casey why
you can't afford to pay for the goods

you ordered.

Thanks for your help, Cursor.

So, Jack never told you where he was
going, eh?

Only that he was going to meet someone
with a tip on the Gillette case.

If it's any consolation, I know that
Agent Mann is looking for Jack right

Well, so is every available man I have.
That doesn't mean we're going to find

him.

No. No, I didn't report a phone problem.
You got the wrong office.

It's me.

Agent Mann.

Did you find out where Jack is?

No, but I did find out he's alive.

And I also found out a number of other
things. For starters, Hagedorn and his

attorney are supposed to take delivery
of 20 kilos of heroin very soon.

The only problem is if he can't finish
the movie by tomorrow evening, he can't

complete the deal.

What has drug smuggling got to do with
making movies?

If the movie's not finished, then
Hagedorn is.

It means he'll have to shell out the
whole cost of the movie himself.

And as a result, he won't be able to buy
the drugs.

Sounds crazy.

Agent Mann, you still have a couple of
scenes left in the movie, don't you?

Yes. Why?

Then what you've got to do is make sure
that they don't finish.

Stall them.

Throw a tantrum.

Do anything.

But don't let them complete the scenes.

How is that going to help?

It'll buy us time.

To find that heroin that's coming in.

Hopefully to find Jack.

Well, I tried to trace the call that was
placed from where they have Lieutenant

Curtis. But they weren't on long enough.

This is as far as I got.

First four digits.

Well, at least that's a start.

Well, what are you waiting for? Go!

He's not here in five minutes. I'm going
to take him off the film.

You do that and I walk.

I'm not doing this scene without him.

Charming.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Mr. Mann.

Where have you been?

Your call was 90 minutes ago.

I guess I overslept.

Oh, well, that's different. He
overslept.

Would you mind getting into wardrobe?
We've got to move.

As soon as I have lunch.

Lunch?

We don't have time for lunch.

Well, I can't work on an empty stomach.

Who do you think you are?

Frank. Frank, look, it's going to take
longer to fight with him than to feed

him.

Fine.

Fine.

Lunch. Lunch!

15 minutes.

I'll need 45.

I'll start with caviar on toast points,
then a nice lobster bisque.

And maybe a simple salad with Belgian
endive and Japanese mushrooms.

Maybe there's a particular wine you'd
like.

Oh, any pre -war Lafitte Rothschild will
do. And if you could send that to my

motorhome. Oh, Mr. Mann, you don't have
a motorhome.

Well, make sure by the time lunch gets
here that I do.

And do something about this blue psych.
It clashes with my collar.

Okay, you see, Veronica, you do your
first two lines here, you walk right to

her.

Why?

What do you mean, why?

Because that's where the rest of the
scene is played.

But what's my motivation?

Why am I walking over there as opposed
to, say, over here?

It seems awfully arbitrary.

No, no, it's not arbitrary at all. You
see, we've spent the last 90 minutes

lighting this entire set.

so that you could play your scene over
there.

I feel a lot better playing it right
here.

Well, I don't give a flying flamingo,
Mr. Mann. What would make you feel

We're going to do this scene the way I
want to do it, or we're not going to do

it at all.

Temper, temper.

You let me know when you've moved all
the lights.

I'll be in my motor.

Move the light over here.

We're going to play the scene over here.

All right, tell them to play that.

I like your style.

But somehow I get the feeling that what
you're doing has more to do with you

being a policeman than a prima donna.

You keep that theory to yourself, and
I'll make you a star.

I'm already a star.

Then I'll make you dinner.

You're on.

Oh, I've missed you so.

It won't be long now.

wrap this movie.

Good old Michael gives me the 18 million
to buy the heroin with, and the only

thing I'm buying with it are two tickets
for Rio. Oh, that sounds wonderful.

But you left out one part.

What do you mean, getting rid of
Michael?

That's right.

That, my dear, is to something you
can...

Selby. All right, shoot.

Yeah, I've got it.

Yeah, we don't pick up the stuff until
we've heard it's been paid for.

Right.

Heard any word from Curtis.

What about that high -powered federal
buddy of yours?

Has he come up with anything?

Agent Mann.

No, he's busy trying to prevent Hagedorn
from meeting that 6 o 'clock deadline.

Well, what about you?

There's a thousand phone numbers to
start with these four digits.

I'm just going through the phone company
records to see if any of these places

seem like promising hideouts.

Well, he's been gone for 36 hours. I
just hope he's still alive. That's all.

Hello, Gib.

That's great. Veronica, perfect. Norm,
that's going to be the shot. Right where

it is. Don't change anything.

Ladies and gentlemen, listen up for a
minute.

As you're all aware, we have only three
hours to finish this entire scene.

I cannot stress enough.

I need everyone's cooperation.

Everyone's cooperation.

Any questions?

Yes, just one.

I was just thinking.

How much more dramatic this scene would
be in the middle of a raging snowstorm?

I'll just pretend I didn't hear that.

First positions, everybody, okay?

Let's see if we can get a run through.

Three more hours and we're home free,
huh?

It may just be the three longest hours
of your life.

Marker.

Action.

Hello, Gib.

It's been a long time.

Not long enough.

Oh, sorry.

Do you suppose we could get some cue
cards made up, Frank?

Great.

Captain. What?

I think I've got something.

What is it?

This phone number. It's a brand new
installation in an abandoned building.

Now, why would anybody want to put a
brand -new phone line in an abandoned

building?

I think I just answered my own question.
Have you got an address on that? I sure

do. All right, then. Let's get going.
I'll get up.

You hear something?

You're hearing things. Turn it up.

Turn it up.

As

we

take a look at it again, we see that...
All right, boys, post your weapons over

here nice and easy.

You certainly are trigger happy. It
wouldn't surprise me if you're the man

murdered Keith Gillette. You're crazy.

Who knows? Maybe that gun of yours will
match the bullet that killed him. It was

my idea.

Hagedorn put me up to it, I swear.

Captain, I never thought I'd be so glad
to see you.

Well, he thanked you for the inhibition.

He figured it out. If we're not too
late, I think I know where we can find a

couple million dollars worth of heroin.

Take over.

I'll see you later.

Where are you going? I'm going to make
sure Hagedorn and his lawyer don't get

the sudden impulse to leave town.

Wally, thank you.

Let's go.

Captain, you need some attention.

No, no, I'm all right. Come on, let's
go.

We've got less than an hour. I don't
care what happens. Just keep the camera

rolling. Don't worry. You know what they
call me?

The miracle worker.

Hello, Gib.

It's been a long time.

Time is a relative concept.

Einstein proved that. It's not the right
line. Keep rolling. The velocity of an

object approaches the speed of light.

He doesn't want you, Gene. Can't you see
that?

Those clouds up there certainly look
threatening.

Maybe we should go inside.

What cloud?

Cursor.

I said...

Captain Boyd, over here, Curtis.

You all right?

Yeah.

I don't know. I think I'm getting a
little old for this.

Very funny. Very funny.

Let's find the dope.

Look the other way.

Eureka.

I

don't

believe it. How could something like
this happen? I'm out 20 million.

That's the least of your problems.

What's going on? Very simple.

You give me the combination of you're
safe and I become a very wealthy man.

You're not getting your hands on my
money.

Never.

Stay away, Kitty.

This loss is mine.

I don't think he'll hurt me, Michael.

Who wants to talk first?

Hold it!

Going somewhere, Mr. Reams?

Quick, Commissar!

Coming down!

Well done, Walter. Very well done
indeed.

How was your performance, Otto?

Sorry I missed it. I think it'd be fair
to say it was a real showstopper.

Well, that's the report, Otto.

Another case closed.

I must say the role of actor was
amusing, but I infinitely prefer that of

fighter. Well, that's a relief to hear.
I was afraid you might have gotten...

The bug.

Have you two seen this? What?

It's Sheila Dunham's gossip column, page
three.

Production has stopped abruptly on the
$20 million feature The Silver Dawn,

federal and local investigators
arresting producer Michael Hagedorn, his

Philip Eames, and several other persons
on charges of drug smuggling. How about

that? Keep reading.

Even a bigger mystery than the fate of
the film is the whereabouts of Hollywood

newcomer Otto J. Mann, who, according to
those who've seen the footage, stole

the show.

Here's hoping we see more of the
handsome Mr.

Mann.

I don't believe this.

Have you ever heard anything more
ridiculous in your life?

I couldn't agree with you more.

Oh, by the way, I'd like to ask your
opinion about something. Oh, okay.

When I answer my fan mail, should I sign
auto man or just plain auto?