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And last night I couldn't sleep.
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I lay awake for hours, wrestling with
the problems that face us today and all
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our tomorrows.
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And in the early hours of the morning,
as the dawn rose above Westminster, I
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reached a decision.
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And the decision I made was to ban the
motor car.
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No more noise, no more pollution.
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No more traffic wardens.
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Why? No more waste of resources or
finances.
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Stop it, someone!
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For God's sake, stop it!
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The swish of the bicycle tyre and the
dip in the fountain
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of the steam -driven public transport.
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You're a crazy creep!
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Well, does Magnus know?
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Well, in that case, wait for the meeting
on Tuesday.
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No,
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that's a very good deal. Believe me,
Mike.
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Yeah. Look, I've got to go. My car's
just crashed.
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I don't know, some kind of motorway
pileup.
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All right.
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I'll call you on Monday.
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Have a good weekend.
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Bye.
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Tiny.
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Just we blur.
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Oh.
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The next thing I'm going to ban is
television.
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Oh, no!
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Gosh, what a bloody maniac!
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No more passive and indiscriminate
viewing of second -hand bat and trivia.
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Instead, we're going to make our own
entertainment.
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The fireside conversation and the
writing of very, very long letters.
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Which brings me to the telephone.
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And the racing pigeons.
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as the years of post -war authority
waned the home improvement business
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boom in switzerland and for the first
time in his life Geoffrey's father
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he could afford a holiday.
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But it was not to be, because the day
before his holiday began, Bernard
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Foster broke his leg.
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And it was at St Mark's Hospital in
Swindon that Bernard met a certain
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Nurse Watkins, who was in fact to turn
out to be the future Mrs Foster.
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I'm sure many of you gathered here on
this happy day will recall those heady
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days at 17 Hendon Drive, Bernard and
Carol's first home.
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But it wasn't all roses for the
newlyweds, because just as suddenly as
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begun, the fitted kitchen boom was over.
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So... Then in 1964, Bernard and Carol
sold No.
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17 Hendon Drive and moved into the
carpet business.
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What a mistake that was to be.
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Then things improved for the Fosters,
for there was to be a new addition to
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family.
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And so it was that on August 20, 1966...
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Geoffrey Stephen Foster was born at the
Stoke Newington General Hospital
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at ten minutes past four.
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I first met Geoffrey at St Albans
Secondary Modern School.
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And although not the greatest scholar in
the world, Geoffrey was always pretty
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good at sports.
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Especially behind the bike shed.
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Well, I think that's enough of me.
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I think it's time we charged our glasses
and drank a toast to Geoffrey and
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Angela.
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To the happy couple.
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My daughter is the most precious thing
in the world to me.
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And when she came to me and begged me to
let her marry that...
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Because I love her.
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I agreed.
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Worst mistake of my life.
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I tell you now, that if that piece of
scum doesn't stop
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drooling over my daughter this minute,
I'll kill him.
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Geoffrey is the best catch in the
county.
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And the only reason he got trapped into
this marriage
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is because your daughter led him on and
then wouldn't give
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him one unless he promised to marry her.
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Anyway, she's his now.
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And he can do what he likes with her.
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Um... This seems like a good opportunity
to, um... Oh!
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Telegram.
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Which side are you on? Right on the
street.
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I just came in to find a toilet.
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A third of it.
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Bring us back a beer, would you?
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I'm incredibly sorry about this.
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I completely forgot to thank the
bridesmaids.
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Hi. I'm Angela's brother.
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It's a great day for it, isn't it?
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They said it was going to rain, but
there's hardly a cloud in the sky.
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Jeff, what have you been doing? I over
-slept. Went to this study, Jeff? Yes.
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Oh, me too. Everyone gets a sausage,
won't you?
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Would you do something for me?
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We're in a bit of a fix.
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You see...
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Our photographer has run off.
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Did you listen to Carl?
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Did he? Well, he's here. He's here. But
we've got no one
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to take this photo of. I'm going to go
get a camera.
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Gigi.
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There's a red Volvo blocking the exit. I
think it's one of your guests.
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Red Volvo? Yes, sir.
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That'll be my brother -in -law.
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Watch him down there with the moustache.
Right. Sorry about it, sir.
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Unlucky, sir.
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There's a red Volvo blocking the service
exit. We can't get the bins out. Do you
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mind moving it? Of course, Bill.
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No.
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No.
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I'll even pay you an extra 25 pounds.
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Nothing, no, no. No, no.
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Well, in that case... Now,
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I do a lot of gardening, which means
I've got very strong hands.
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So, unless you want to be singing
castrato for the rest of your life, I
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you take your boot in there.
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And play the first tune.
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Excuse me.
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I'm a doctor.
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Could you all please take one step back?
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Is he going to be all right, Doctor?
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I don't know yet. Shall I get him some
chocolate?
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I'll tell you when.
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I think this whole wedding's been a
shambles.
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I mean, half of our relatives have been
killed.
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Some of them came a bloody long way.
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Jim and Vi came from Cornwall.
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Well, we had some very close relatives,
and some of them were quite wealthy.
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What are we going to do?
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I mean, we understood that she was a
strong and a healthy girl.
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And here it is, about two hours into the
marriage, and you're telling us she's
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unconscious?
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Well, she's never been ill before.
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Has she been?
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A one -fit, all her life.
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We even had her checked out before the
wedding by a very good family doctor.
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Well, it's just not good enough.
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We entered this marriage in good faith,
and we're not satisfied.
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And I'm giving you fair warning that my
Geoffrey is seriously thinking of
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calling the old thing off.
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What's going on? Where's Angela?
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Angela's going to be all right.
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It does paint it, doesn't it?
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No, it's more than that.
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Look, look, look. Could you at least
tell us what it is?
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Do you speak Latin?
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No.
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Please trust me.
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I'm doing all I can.
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Thank you.
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It would have been a great wedding,
wouldn't it, if they hadn't started
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the drink so early?
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Yes, you're right.
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It's the caterer's fault.
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Did you mention anything?
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No.
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I've got the tickets and I've written
the note. Did you put the note down?
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What note?
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I just said that we were very sorry but
that I had to leave him and the kids
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because we love each other.
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Angela? Just a minute.
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Evelyn, you wouldn't believe the crowds
tonight.
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Your dad's here.
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Hello, Angela.
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Sorry we're late.
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Smashing the theme, eh?
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Hello, Victor.
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Oh, I'm so sorry we weren't here when
you arrived.
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Oh, what a Christmas this is going to
be.
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Kids are so excited that you've changed.
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Oh, we've got some stories to tell you,
Victor. Jack, tell him about it. No, no,
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leave it out there. No, no, no.
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Come on, let's drink.
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Here.
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Listen, can I win your shoe?
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She means more to me than anything in
the world.
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I'll live with her.
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Oh, je suis, je suis bleu
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and very moist.
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Oh, au revoir, au revoir, late dogs.
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Je suis, je suis...
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Yes, we will.
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I'm very loose.
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So long.
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Bye -bye.
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