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What are you doing?
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Hiding. From the police?
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Don't worry.
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I hate the bastards.
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They towed my car away last week.
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You can come through the back way if you
like.
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What have you done?
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Nothing much.
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You're not violent, are you? No, no, no.
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Actually, I'm a writer.
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I wondered if you'd be interested in
this script I've written.
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It's a 30 -minute TV play aimed at young
people.
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I mean, that's what I'm interested in.
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Do you like plays for young people?
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Oh, yes.
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I've tried several of the TV companies.
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Bastards! It's too controversial, that's
the problem.
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I mean, I could write that shit, but
what's the point in compromising?
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Life's too short, really, isn't it?
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Do you want some more tea?
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No, listen, where's your back door?
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Um, it's blocked up. I can't open it.
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This is a good bit. This guy is your
age, and he meets a sailor at the pub.
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He says...
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I bet she's good at it.
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Nodding to the girl at the bar.
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Sailor? Not me, mate. I'm queer.
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What do you see in girls?
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I don't know.
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It's supposed to be North Country. I
can't do the actions.
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Don't worry, I'll... This is a bit much,
isn't it? I'm trying to work.
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Police. Now look here.
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I'm sick of you bastards coming round
here.
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My car was towed away, there was no
apology, and you have the nerve to
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£30 for its return.
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What is this?
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Russia, Herr Fuhrer?
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West
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End,
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please, Gough.
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I'm finishing my lunch first.
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Quick! It's important!
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Don't tell me what's important, John.
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I've got angina. Do you know what that
means? That means I've got to eat
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otherwise I'll die. Then you won't be
going anywhere in this cab, will you?
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Come in.
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Come in.
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Look at that. Look at that.
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Rush, rush, rush. See him, see him.
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Heart attack.
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Look, I've got to get to an hospital.
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It's an emergency.
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I'm a nuclear scientist and I've been
exposed to radiation.
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Out of cab.
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Out of cab.
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All right, look, look, I'm sorry.
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The police are after me, but it's not my
fault. It's a case of mistaken
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identity, really.
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Excuse me, do you have a light?
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No, no, sorry.
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Oh dear, I'm bursting for a ciggy. I
don't smoke normally, but I'm so
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Capital Radio.
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Do you listen to Capital Radio?
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I'm doing a special interview there in
half an hour. That's why I'm so nervous.
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Would you need to not work here?
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No. Oh.
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My talent.
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Rich is just a little bit more.
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Right, how much do I owe then?
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Uh, pound.
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Oh dear, can you change a fiver?
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Uh, no, sorry, no.
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Well, what about that little purse
dangling there?
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hands, you could yourself.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God, and your face.
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Are you all right?
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Yeah, I'm fine, thanks.
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Oh, well, take care, then. Bye.
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Bye -bye.
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That'll be £3 .90 for you.
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£3 .90.
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I've had a good day.
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Keep the train, lucky boy.
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Drive! Just drive anywhere. It's all
right, I'll pay.
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I'm a thief.
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How much do I owe you?
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What time is it?
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I'm supposed to be at work at nine.
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But where are we anyway?
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Um, Essex.
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No, I'm really sorry, I don't know much
about last night.
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I don't really know who you are. What am
I supposed to be doing in Essex?
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Do you mind driving me back?
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No, no, I can't.
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What, have you nicked it or something?
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No.
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I'm the heart attack taxi thief.
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All right.
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I'm Angie. Pleased to meet you.
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Yeah, thanks. Be quick. I'm in a hurry.
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Hi, I'm Max. How are you? Here, take
this.
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Oh, thanks.
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Don't thank me. Just strap yourself in
in case I turn this thing over.
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Son of a bitch!
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Ha -ha!
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Didn't expect you to do that.
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I'm an epileptic.
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I've been all right since Christmas.
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My wife says I'm crazy and ought to be
locked up.
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Perhaps she's right.
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I wish I could see her.
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She won't let me in the house without a
lawyer.
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I mean, that's not a proper marriage, is
it?
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Are you married?
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No.
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It's a night I can't take.
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It's all right at first to stay with
friends.
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But you know what it's like when you
start falling over and frightening the
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children.
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And then in the morning it was, Matt,
can you go now?
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I said, Mary, it's half past five in the
morning.
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He said, I'm sorry, Matt.
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I'm sorry.
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I don't feel safe while you're in the
house.
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Cigarette?
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Yeah.
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Cool.
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I admit it, I'm a bit of a mess just
now. I haven't slept for seven days.
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I'm a nice guy, aren't I?
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I've been driving around in this car for
three days and I don't know who I am
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anymore.
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And it's starting to dig.
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If someone doesn't start to understand
me right now, I'm going to kill it all
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and I mean it.
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And I'm coming across.
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Look, Max, we've got our own problems,
right?
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Look, Max, when this car slows down, I'm
going to get out and kick the shit out
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of you. All you have to do is call her.
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Tell her I'm sorry and I'll do anything.
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Anything she wants.
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She'll listen to you, I know.
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Tell her.
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Tell her I love her and I'm really calm
now.
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Don't say you know me and talk quick
before she puts the phone down.
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Who should I say I'm calling?
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Just say I'm sorry and that... Is it
ringing?
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Yeah. Oh, God, she's probably gone
jogging.
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She's maybe met someone else.
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Oh, God, I hope he doesn't answer the
phone.
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Do you think she's met somebody else?
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Huh?
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What's the name? Do you want some money?
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I've forgotten.
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Stop jabbering. Okay, okay. I've shut
up. I've shut up.
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What's your name?
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Philip. Hello, Mr. Philip.
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You don't know me. My name's Andrew
Taylor.
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Hey, what?
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No,
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no, he's alive.
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Have some more money.
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Do you want to do this?
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No, don't do it. I'm sorry.
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Yeah, it's just if you really, really
can't talk to him, Mrs. Phillips, then
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he's very likely to kill not only
himself, but me and my boyfriend as
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No, no, it's the way he drives.
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Yeah, I agree, he's the stuff and does
it, little William.
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Just say I'm sorry, and I've really
changed.
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Yeah, yeah, keep saying you're sorry.
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Right, here's Max. Bye.
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You're from London. We've broken down.
Did you have breakfast?
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No. No, sorry.
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I'm sorry. I know it's a cheek and
everything, but, you know, we're really
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hungry. We'll pay you.
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Well, all right, then.
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I haven't got very much. Come in.
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since our accident, do we, Franny? She
hates me calling her Franny.
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Her real name's Frances, but I call her
Franny.
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You a chicken farmer?
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No, I'm a PE instructor.
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May I use the bathroom, please?
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Yes, it's through there.
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Oh, you've cut your hand.
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Yeah, it's nothing very much.
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What was it, a head -on collision? Or
did you smash into a tree, blind drunk?
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been drinking, you see, heavily.
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And Franny said, oh, I'll drive home.
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Next thing, crash!
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I lost both legs.
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Still, at least she lost her licence.
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Well,
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what do you do?
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I'm a typist.
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Oh, really? I thought you were a
prostitute.
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Charming. How much do you charge? Do you
take a cheque, do you?
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Tim, stop it!
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Tim, stop it!
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Tim, stop it!
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Tim, stop it!
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That's a typical Franny remark.
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Franny's a nymphomaniac too, aren't you,
Franny?
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Aren't you a nymphomaniac, Franny?
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She'd kill me if she thought she'd get
away with it.
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Would you mind cutting some bread for
me?
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Breakfast is very nearly ready.
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Ah, the pimp.
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I was just talking to your call
girlfriend about doing it in doorways.
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Well, I must say, you're a gutless
little swine, aren't you?
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You scratchy, loathsome piece of filth
with your diseased trollop.
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Pimp!
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Whore! Pimp!
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Whore! Pimp! Whore! Pimp! Whore! Pimp!
Whore! Pimp! Whore!
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Whore! Whore! Whore!
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Sorry about that, kids. Too good a
chance to miss.
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Milk go.
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You just leave it outside.
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That'll be fine. Would you mind signing
this order form?
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I'm on holiday next week, you see.
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I'm going to tell you something now.
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I don't want you to react in any way. Do
you understand?
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Don't beg your pardon?
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I'm a police officer and I'm aware of
your situation.
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Do you follow?
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Oh, yes.
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Just answer this next question, yes or
no.
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Are they inside?
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Are they in the immediate vicinity?
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Yes.
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Right. Just relax. Everything's under
control.
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I'd just like you to take two steps
backwards into the house.
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Good girl.
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You're doing very well there.
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Francis.
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Lovely name for a lovely lady.
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Thank you.
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Now, Franny, what I want you to do...
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is without looking or pointing in any
way, I want you to tell me exactly where
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they are.
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They're in the mini.
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Good.
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So it's two pints tomorrow, is it?
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Yes!
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The mini.
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The mini.
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Just one for you to sign for, madam.
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Right, Fran, what I want you to do now
is to go into your living room.
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Yes. You got that?
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Now, have you got any thick cushions or
a rug in there?
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I've got a duvet.
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Oh, that'll do the trick. They're nice,
aren't they?
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Better than making the old bed every
day.
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Yes, I'd never go back to sheets and
blankets.
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Right.
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Now, Fran, what I want you to do is to
go into your living room and lie on the
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floor with the duvet over you. Have you
got that?
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Yes. Now, in a few moments, you're going
to hear a bit of a bang.
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So I'd like you to stay in that position
until myself or a fellow officer gives
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you the all -clear.
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Is that understood?
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Yes. Good girl.
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Off you go then.
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Be careful.
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Stand by.
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Up hand, Gina.
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You're not kidding.
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Nice date?
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Yes, yes, absolutely splendid, yes.
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Jolly top hell, Bungee.
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Bagged anything?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Not yet.
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Good afternoon.
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This is a robbery.
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Pipe down, old chap.
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I'll splash your brains right across
that wonderful antique counter.
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Can we have your best double room,
please?
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Well, they're all the same.
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Now, look, we've got a load of bread and
we're used to good treatment, so what
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we want is champagne and special
service.
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I'm sorry. We don't provide that type of
extra.
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You don't?
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Look.
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See, dear?
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If we get what we want, you...
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Well, if that's the case, I'll have two
steaks, all the trimmings.
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Yeah, yeah, champagne.
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Half a dozen cigars and some flowers,
please. Thank you.
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There, see?
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Money talk.
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The hunt is still continuing for the so
-called heart attack taxi thief. And
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today the police were piecing together
the amazing trail of the wanted
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Dave Hallihan reports.
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It was 10 .30 yesterday morning on this
quiet Victorian estate when the wanted
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man burst into the home of playwright
William Schooney, who lives alone.
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I was aware that at any moment this man
was likely to slit my throat from ear to
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ear. How did you react?
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Well, he was ranting to me about how he
was going to get Mrs Thatcher.
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I pretended to agree with him.
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He then smashed his way through this
window here using that chair
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there.
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The wanted man then hijacked a black
taxi cab from this man, John Trower, now
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hospital recovering from a heart attack.
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I was seconds.
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I was literally seconds away from death.
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This kind of incident is happening more
and more. And I think the government
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should wake up and realise that taxi
drivers should be armed.
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Like the police.
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00:26:21,290 --> 00:26:23,690
encountered the fugitive was actor Alan
Peele.
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00:26:24,530 --> 00:26:27,290
Well, he seemed quite nice, really.
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And when the police told me he was a
vicious armed robber, well, I was
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Were you frightened?
313
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No, not at all. Like I'd go and see him
in prison if he wants me to.
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Then he put a hole in my ceiling and
said he was going to splash my brains
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over the counter.
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Violent stabbing that resulted in the
death of a cripple on a deserted chicken
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farm in the area. He's now thought to
be...
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00:26:56,300 --> 00:27:01,880
Come in.
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Married for the champagne, sir?
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That's a good idea.
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00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:21,430
You were here on holiday?
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00:27:22,230 --> 00:27:23,230
Yeah.
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Some very nice Norman churches around
here.
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Are you interested in churches, sir?
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00:27:36,850 --> 00:27:41,210
Why? Oh, no reason. I just find religion
particularly comforting in times of
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stress.
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00:27:44,310 --> 00:27:47,530
You know, I think it helps to be
philosophical when facing human issues
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00:27:47,530 --> 00:27:49,030
death, for instance.
329
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:51,960
What are you talking about?
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00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:53,380
You both want cabbage?
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00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:55,860
Nothing you've done with before.
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00:27:56,700 --> 00:27:58,760
Really? Where was that, do you think?
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00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:11,880
Hold it. Don't move.
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00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:13,340
Get away from the trolley.
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00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:16,360
Get your hands up in the air.
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00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:19,120
What's going on?
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00:28:19,220 --> 00:28:20,220
That's the milk policeman.
338
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:21,720
What?
339
00:28:21,860 --> 00:28:23,460
Gino's quite right, Andy. I'm a police
officer.
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00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:24,760
Get your hands up.
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00:28:26,620 --> 00:28:27,620
Get a gun.
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00:28:36,980 --> 00:28:38,960
I was just thinking on my way up here,
Gino.
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00:28:39,660 --> 00:28:40,840
I thought, what's the boy done?
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00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:44,340
He's robbed a post office, stolen a few
cars.
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00:28:44,660 --> 00:28:45,820
And I thought, what's that worth?
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00:28:46,460 --> 00:28:47,460
About five years.
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00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,260
Maybe three years with... Good
behaviour.
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00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:02,180
Out there, Gino, there are 50 armed
bully boys offering certain death in the
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event of an injury to a fellow officer.
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00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,460
So I thought, what would I do in your
position?
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00:29:07,100 --> 00:29:09,660
Come down the station for a chat or die
in a hail of bullets?
352
00:29:10,260 --> 00:29:11,260
Yeah.
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00:29:11,620 --> 00:29:13,720
I thought you did that many, you
arsehole.
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00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,020
Then I thought, you lucky bastard.
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00:29:17,300 --> 00:29:18,300
What a celebrity.
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00:29:20,669 --> 00:29:22,090
Papers queuing to buy your story.
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00:29:23,030 --> 00:29:24,310
You know, checkbook journalism.
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00:29:25,350 --> 00:29:27,510
Film producers paying thousands for the
film rights.
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00:29:28,530 --> 00:29:31,370
I thought that's crime for you. Three
years in the nick, you wind up a
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millionaire.
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