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laughter laughter
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What's in here?
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Well, here we are then.
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Well, thanks for a lovely evening.
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Oh, no, thank you.
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Well, goodnight.
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Night.
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Yeah.
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You know, I don't really feel like going
home now.
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Is there any chance for another drink?
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Or a cup of coffee?
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Jane, I know you want to come in.
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And I know you probably want more than
just a drink or a cup of coffee.
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It's just that I'm not drunk enough.
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What's wrong, Claire?
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Don't you like me? Of course I like you.
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I'm just not... drunk enough to find you
attractive.
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I really want to be drunk enough.
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Why aren't you drunk now?
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I am drunk now.
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I can hardly turn up.
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I'm just not drunk enough.
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Is there anything I can do?
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No.
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Because you're just not attractive.
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I took you to the Munich Beer Festival.
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I know.
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I thought that would be it. And I tried.
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I drank my own body weight in German
beer.
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I was completely out of my train the
whole time you were there.
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I got arrested.
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Twice.
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But it still wasn't enough.
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Maybe you'll never be drunk enough.
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Oh, James, I do like you.
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If only I could get so spectacularly
pissed I just wasn't aware of what you
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looked like.
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There's an operation you can have which
allows more alcohol into your
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bloodstream. James, no.
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My liver's wrecked as it is.
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I've tried so much to try and find you
attractive.
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The doctors say I may be dead within a
year.
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Good night, James.
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Give me a call.
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You see Beyonce last night on the
television?
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Yeah, man.
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She is well fit.
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That's a well nice song.
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Yeah, she's fit as well. She's better
now she left Destiny's, don't you think?
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Much better. But the other two were fit,
man.
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Yeah, I love that tune.
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Yeah, right, she's well bing bing.
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What? I said Beyonce is well bing bing.
What is she, mate?
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She's bing bing.
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It's bling bling, mate.
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Bling bling. What?
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Bling bling.
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Ching bing. That is bad.
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Am I bothered?
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That is funny, man.
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Am I bothered, though? Take the shame,
man.
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No, because I ain't bothered.
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You're better than yourself up there,
though, innit? No, I ain't, because I
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ain't bothered.
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But that is funny, though, innit? No, it
ain't.
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Well, look, just relax, all right? Don't
tell me what to do.
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Come on, relax about it. Are you telling
me what to do?
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No, I'm just saying don't worry about
it. Are you disrespecting me? No, I'm
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disrespecting you. No, I'm not
disrespecting you. Are you disrespecting
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No, wait a minute. No, because you're
disrespecting me. I'm not disrespecting
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you just too much.
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It was funny, though.
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Are you stupid? No, I'm just saying
that.
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I'm just laughing at you.
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Look, I'm just laughing. Why don't you
shut up, though? I'm not laughing at you
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or nothing.
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Why don't you shut up, though? Because
it's just funny, ain't it? You don't
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to shut up. Yeah, I know, but... Shut
up, then. Well, yeah, but... But I don't
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care, though. Come on, man. But do I
care, though? But you can't... I don't
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care. But I'm not saying... I don't
care. But we... I don't care. Come on. I
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don't care, mate.
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That's not... You're calling out. You're
calling out.
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Mate, I am bothered.
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I think I can hear your phone binging,
mate.
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Are they going to put Bobby on the
stand?
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Hard to say.
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He's a kid.
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It's a gamble.
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Sometimes it pays off.
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He's just a little boy.
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He's the only eyewitness the prosecution
has.
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I don't want to put him through that.
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Well, then you better start telling me
the truth.
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I am telling you the truth.
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No, you're not.
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In fact, you haven't given me a straight
answer since this trial began.
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Now, if you want your ass to rot in jail
for the rest of your life, that's fine,
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because that's where you're headed.
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Erin, until you start telling me what
really happened, I can't defend you one
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way or the other.
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Did you kill your husband?
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No.
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But I tried to.
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And at the time, I meant it.
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Okay, guys, that's a wrap. Come to the
same set up tomorrow.
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No problem.
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171, take one.
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And action.
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Did you kill your husband?
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No.
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But I tried to.
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I meant it.
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Why? You know why.
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Don't say that.
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I can't live like this anymore.
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Erin, this wasn't the way to do this.
This was wrong.
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Don't tell me what I'm feeling is wrong.
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Erin, don't.
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Look at me and tell me you don't feel
it, too.
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You know what?
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Is this working?
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Is this right? It seemed different
yesterday.
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Was yesterday different?
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It felt different yesterday.
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Is it just me? It's me.
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It's fine. It's me.
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Yeah, okay, I'm sorry. Let's go then.
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This wasn't the way to do this. This is
wrong.
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Don't tell me what I'm feeling is wrong.
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Erin, don't. Look at me and tell me you
don't feel it, too.
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Probably me.
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Is this working?
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Is anybody worried?
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I'm not worried.
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Is anybody worried?
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No, no, no.
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Okay, let's go for the kiss.
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Hello, Nan.
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Here he is.
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You all right?
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Come up and see me. Yeah. Come up and
see me, ain't ya? Yeah.
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Yeah, I noticed that.
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Here, is it cold outside?
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Er, not very. I can tell it's cold
outside because it's cold in here, see?
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It's got to be cold outside if it's cold
in here, doesn't it? I mean, it stands
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to reason, doesn't it? If it's cold in
here, it's got to be cold outside, and
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is cold in here. It must be cold
outside.
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Put a couple of bars on that fire, if
you like, darling.
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I'm all right, actually, Nan. I don't
mind.
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Go on.
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Put a couple of bars on that fire. Warm
yourself up.
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That's it.
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I'd like to take a pair of these tights
off.
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That's it.
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Here. Here.
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She was up here today, weren't she?
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Who's that?
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Home help.
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Oh, good.
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Yeah, lack of a time, isn't it?
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Alina. Who is it?
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Her name's Alina?
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Yeah, yeah. She's from, er... She's from
somewhere, ain't she?
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Is she?
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Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Definitely, yeah. What is it?
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Czechoslovakia, isn't it?
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Bulgaria.
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It's one of them odd -marked countries,
anyway.
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Poland? Who is it?
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She's from Poland.
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Yeah, well, I don't like her, and that's
it.
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Oh, my God.
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I said to her, look, darling, I'm not
being funny, I don't mean nothing by it,
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but I don't want you coming up here no
more, if you don't mind.
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No, you didn't. She said to me, Mrs
Taylor, you mustn't be so proud.
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I said, what you talking about?
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She said, do you not want me coming up
here no more because you feel your
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independence slipping away?
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I said, no, I don't want you coming up
here no more because you're a fucking
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thief.
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No, she's not stealing from you. What
you talking about? Of course she is.
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I watch her when she thinks I ain't
looking.
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I ain't fools of gear she takes.
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She doesn't.
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I'm just going to do some ironing for
you. All right, love, I say.
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She was stuffing it in her face.
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So I wondered I got a stitch of clothing
to put me on.
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She's not taking your clothes.
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She's nicking me food and all, ain't
she?
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I doubt it. She's nicking me food. I
mean, I wouldn't mind.
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I don't begrudge them having something
to eat.
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I always say to her, would you like a
nice corned beef sandwich now you're
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love? Oh, no, thank you, she says.
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Then when me back's turned, she's
fucking shoveling it down.
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She's got social service here.
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Cunning little bastard.
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She'll probably make a complaint about
you now.
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Good. Letter.
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Dirty lowlife.
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It's not funny, Nan.
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Oh, shut up, you.
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You give me earache, you do.
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Nan, seriously, you can't go around
making complaints about people when
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done nothing wrong.
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Ah, ah, ah, ah.
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It's me programme.
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Oh, it's on now.
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Oh, I love this, I do.
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Oh, you've seen this?
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That fat girl off Emmerdale.
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Huge, big frame.
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You've been framed? Yeah.
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with a cine camera, and she takes
pictures, and then she shows it to you
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telly. Oh, it's comical, it is.
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Mind you, she don't know some fucking
stupid people.
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Thomas, you really are a silly sausage.
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Pop it on the side and Alice can put it
in the dishwasher when she gets home
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from walking Maximus. But, Mummy, you
don't understand.
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Chloe hasn't topped her egg yet.
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Oh, Christ!
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Well, pass me the phone, Thomas. Maybe
we can catch her. Well, come on, quick
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sticks. That silly girl never has her
mobile phone turned on.
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Oh, Alice, what luck we've caught you.
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Look, we're having a bit of a situation
right here. Mummy, my egg can't...
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Breathe. I think it's going to
discolour. Darling, I know. Just calm
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is taking care of it.
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Alice, what is the shortest cycle on the
dishwasher?
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Six minutes? Oh, salvation.
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And how soon can you get here?
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Tell her to take public transport.
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That's good thinking, Thomas. Alice,
take a taxi and get here as soon as you
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can. Mummy, my egg.
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And call the school and tell them Thomas
and Chloe won't be in today.
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Now, calm down. We're going to be OK
here.
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No. Do you think we're cursed?
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Oh, my God, we're all going to die!
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Now, I don't want you girls to panic.
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We're just going to have to be brave and
sit this one out.
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Oh, look, they're at the door.
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Turn the engine back on.
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What? Turn it on.
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Happy birthday.
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Food's nearly ready. How about a drink?
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That'd be great.
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Do you want us to bring it out?
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She's only just this minute gone off.
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We don't want to risk it.
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Well, why don't we just bring her
inside?
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You can put her in our room.
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Are you mad?
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00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:03,700
She's asleep.
253
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,420
We can't move her. That's insane.
254
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,820
Well, don't worry. It'll be another few
minutes.
255
00:15:10,140 --> 00:15:11,720
I've done us a trout dauphinoise.
256
00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:14,700
Yeah. Thank God for Jamie Oliver, eh?
Changed our lives.
257
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:22,020
I think I'll just pop in and use their
loo.
258
00:15:22,340 --> 00:15:23,340
Shall I see you in there?
259
00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:27,280
No, because do you remember that baby I
had six months ago?
260
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:31,500
Well, for the first time in 36 hours,
she appears to be asleep. And if I move
261
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:35,380
her, she'll probably wake up. And when
she wakes up, I'm likely to kill you and
262
00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:38,960
then kill myself. So, no, I don't think
I will see you in flight.
263
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,240
Sarah's birthday cake.
264
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:02,800
I thought that was cake.
265
00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:04,780
Lovely.
266
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:10,200
Is everyone having cake?
267
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,700
Was it chocolate and buttercream?
268
00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:17,120
Chocolate fudge. Chocolate fudge cake.
269
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:19,060
I used to love that.
270
00:16:19,820 --> 00:16:21,900
I said I used to love that.
271
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,080
Sorry, do you mind if I just finish this
email?
272
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:27,620
I'm not having any cake.
273
00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:30,060
I'm cutting down.
274
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,720
Rory, do you want me to move it? I
didn't mean to tempt you. No, no, no,
275
00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:36,780
it's fine, it's fine, because I'm in the
zone, and when I'm in the zone, I'm in
276
00:16:36,780 --> 00:16:37,780
the zone.
277
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:41,000
God, you're lucky. I haven't got any
willpower. I've been really strict with
278
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000
myself since last Monday.
279
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:42,839
Well done.
280
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:44,320
It's just dropping off. Just for you.
281
00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:45,700
Guess how much weight I've lost.
282
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:49,740
Oh. How much weight have I lost since
last Monday? I've no idea.
283
00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:51,020
OK, have a guess.
284
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:52,140
I don't know.
285
00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:53,440
Come on, look at me.
286
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:54,720
Have a guess.
287
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,660
Well, I didn't think you needed to lose
any weight. Rory!
288
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:02,120
Just guess. It's difficult to say. Don't
be annoying.
289
00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:06,540
Just guess how much weight I've lost. I
wouldn't like to. Just guess. Stone and
290
00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:07,540
a half?
291
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,599
A stone and a half?
292
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:15,140
A stone and a half in a week?
293
00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:16,780
Oh, yeah, of course.
294
00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:17,980
Ten pounds?
295
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,140
Ten pounds?
296
00:17:19,359 --> 00:17:21,140
I haven't got dysentery.
297
00:17:23,099 --> 00:17:24,099
Come on!
298
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:25,940
Five pounds. Right, forget it.
299
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,640
Three. Three pounds.
300
00:17:30,670 --> 00:17:31,790
You've lost three pounds.
301
00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:34,210
I've lost two pounds.
302
00:17:35,290 --> 00:17:36,530
That's a good start.
303
00:17:36,990 --> 00:17:39,190
Yes, it is.
304
00:17:44,290 --> 00:17:45,590
Keep up the good work.
305
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:11,220
I don't know. What are we going to do
with you, eh?
306
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,340
Shh. Just let me listen.
307
00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:17,440
Ah!
308
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,400
Gosh.
309
00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:24,000
Made me jump.
310
00:18:32,260 --> 00:18:33,260
Slurping.
311
00:18:34,340 --> 00:18:35,340
God.
312
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,240
Sleep's so bloody noisy.
313
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,230
They wouldn't make soup if they had a
baby their own.
314
00:18:41,470 --> 00:18:42,470
Jamie Oliver.
315
00:18:42,670 --> 00:18:44,090
They were bloody noisy.
316
00:18:45,210 --> 00:18:46,430
And it could be with some pepper.
317
00:18:54,130 --> 00:18:56,370
We brought you a present.
318
00:18:56,590 --> 00:18:59,110
Oh, thank you. Daddy, could you just
take that?
319
00:19:03,570 --> 00:19:06,830
Will you be joining us for the main
course?
320
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,640
Of your birthday lunch?
321
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:10,640
Well, it depends.
322
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:11,960
Is it going to be noisy?
323
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:13,560
Sorry?
324
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,560
Well, the main course, is it very loud?
325
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:18,800
Well, it's trout, but it's dead.
326
00:19:37,230 --> 00:19:38,230
I love Easter.
327
00:19:38,370 --> 00:19:39,370
Don't you?
328
00:19:39,790 --> 00:19:41,710
Hot cross buns, Easter eggs.
329
00:19:42,110 --> 00:19:43,110
I wouldn't eat too many.
330
00:19:43,270 --> 00:19:46,630
Those big old biblical epics on the
telly. They're a bit long for me.
331
00:19:46,890 --> 00:19:49,090
No, no, that's the best bit. Takes up
the whole afternoon.
332
00:19:49,770 --> 00:19:50,770
Ben -Hur.
333
00:19:50,910 --> 00:19:52,070
I'll never get enough of that.
334
00:19:52,870 --> 00:19:53,870
Charlton Heston.
335
00:19:53,990 --> 00:19:54,990
All those extras.
336
00:19:55,870 --> 00:19:58,550
I watched a documentary about the making
of it. Did you?
337
00:20:00,050 --> 00:20:01,690
Guess how many extras are in that?
338
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,150
Extras? Do you reckon are in Ben -Hur?
339
00:20:07,410 --> 00:20:08,830
I've never seen it all the way through.
340
00:20:09,030 --> 00:20:10,110
You wouldn't have to. Just guess.
341
00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:11,450
I have no idea.
342
00:20:11,550 --> 00:20:12,489
You'll never guess.
343
00:20:12,490 --> 00:20:14,390
Exactly. But try. Jesus Christ.
344
00:20:15,330 --> 00:20:17,490
Here was the speaking part. How many
extras?
345
00:20:21,210 --> 00:20:22,590
I don't have a clue.
346
00:20:22,870 --> 00:20:25,750
Come on! How many bloody extras? I don't
know.
347
00:20:26,090 --> 00:20:28,170
It doesn't matter. Just have a guess. I
can't think.
348
00:20:28,390 --> 00:20:29,390
It's just a bit...
349
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:53,700
Right, it broke the world record for
most extras in a film. How many?
350
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,500
30 ,000. Not that many.
351
00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:56,700
10 ,000. Eight.
352
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:57,940
8 ,000.
353
00:20:58,380 --> 00:20:59,540
8 ,000?
354
00:20:59,820 --> 00:21:00,820
Gosh, that's low.
355
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:02,460
Yes, it is.
356
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,980
How many do you think they're wearing
Gladiator? Oh, get a life!
357
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,200
to die.
358
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,320
Nah.
359
00:21:23,780 --> 00:21:26,260
You didn't speak to Lisa at work?
360
00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:28,420
No, I haven't seen her.
361
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:29,840
No?
362
00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:31,180
Oh, Lisa, no.
363
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:32,880
Oh.
364
00:21:34,580 --> 00:21:36,180
Not Lisa.
365
00:21:38,220 --> 00:21:39,220
Oh, yeah.
366
00:21:39,660 --> 00:21:40,660
Lisa.
367
00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:42,380
Lisa who?
368
00:21:42,420 --> 00:21:43,420
I don't know.
369
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:45,280
I never knew her surname.
370
00:21:50,820 --> 00:21:51,820
Lisa who?
371
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:53,600
I don't know.
372
00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:56,180
Give her a ring.
373
00:21:56,580 --> 00:21:57,880
Who? Lisa?
374
00:21:58,340 --> 00:22:01,100
Yeah. No, no, I don't like to.
375
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:03,360
It might not even be cold, Lisa.
376
00:22:10,060 --> 00:22:11,760
I might get us a dog.
377
00:22:12,180 --> 00:22:13,180
What, now?
378
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,280
No, weekends.
379
00:22:16,220 --> 00:22:17,920
What do we want to get a dog for?
380
00:22:20,010 --> 00:22:21,010
Yeah, that's true.
381
00:22:22,350 --> 00:22:23,710
What sort of dog are we going to get?
382
00:22:24,130 --> 00:22:25,770
I thought one of them ones with ears.
383
00:22:59,530 --> 00:23:02,490
Tell you what, it's not Prince Charles,
it's King Charles.
384
00:23:02,830 --> 00:23:05,270
No, no, he's still definitely only a
prince.
385
00:23:06,410 --> 00:23:11,470
No, the dog with the big ears is called
a King Charles Spaniel, not a Prince
386
00:23:11,470 --> 00:23:12,470
Charles.
387
00:24:26,700 --> 00:24:27,760
best if we joined you.
388
00:24:28,060 --> 00:24:29,240
This is lovely.
389
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:33,320
Well, it's surprisingly easy because you
should keep it down a bit because it's
390
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:34,320
got rough.
391
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:35,640
Don't mind us.
392
00:24:37,420 --> 00:24:38,940
Are you doing this on purpose?
393
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:42,080
Karen, it's a bottle of wine. What am I
supposed to do?
394
00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:44,740
Well, maybe you could slap her in the
face and wake her up properly.
395
00:25:08,430 --> 00:25:09,430
Thanks so much.
396
00:25:09,650 --> 00:25:11,310
Next time you should come over to our
car.
397
00:25:58,879 --> 00:26:01,100
They say death has many faces,
Whittaker.
398
00:26:01,620 --> 00:26:02,980
Do they, ma 'am? Oh, yeah.
399
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:04,880
Facially, you know.
400
00:26:05,740 --> 00:26:06,740
It's a thing.
401
00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:10,100
What's the name of this joker?
402
00:26:10,900 --> 00:26:12,100
Barry Wheatley, ma 'am.
403
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:13,880
Used to work for the Anderson brothers.
404
00:26:14,900 --> 00:26:16,460
How do you know he still doesn't?
405
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:20,560
Because he's dead, ma 'am.
406
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:22,320
Is he?
407
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:23,859
Yes, ma 'am.
408
00:26:23,860 --> 00:26:24,860
Yeah, but is he?
409
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,200
Yes, ma 'am.
410
00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:27,220
Yeah, but is he really?
411
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,400
Yes, ma 'am, he's definitely dead.
412
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,740
Let's look at this from a different
angle.
413
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,220
I don't quite know what you mean, ma
'am.
414
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:41,240
Suppose for one moment, Whittaker,
suppose none of this exists.
415
00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:43,300
You, me.
416
00:26:43,980 --> 00:26:46,100
We could all be figments of someone's
imagination.
417
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,940
Whose imagination, ma 'am? Could be
yours, Whitaker.
418
00:26:50,380 --> 00:26:51,380
Could be mine.
419
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:55,300
Could be old Mrs Dawkins who runs a pie
and mash shop down the old Cone Road.
420
00:26:56,920 --> 00:27:00,360
I'm not exactly sure where you're going
with this, ma 'am.
421
00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:06,160
It took Adam and Eve one minute to fall
from grace in the Garden of Eden, and
422
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:10,160
yet growing out a layered bob can take
forever.
423
00:27:12,780 --> 00:27:16,020
You haven't got a clue where I'm going
with this, have you, Whitaker?
424
00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:19,560
I'm going to use my arms.
425
00:27:19,860 --> 00:27:21,460
I'm going to use my legs.
426
00:27:22,020 --> 00:27:23,940
I'm going to use my style.
427
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:25,960
I'm going to use my senses.
428
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,220
I'm going to use my fingers.
429
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:31,560
I'm going to use my imagination.
430
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:40,160
Because I'm going to make you see
there's nobody else here.
431
00:27:40,910 --> 00:27:42,230
No one like me.
432
00:27:43,370 --> 00:27:44,550
I'm special.
433
00:27:47,950 --> 00:27:48,970
What's it called?
434
00:27:51,110 --> 00:27:52,110
Special.
435
00:27:52,570 --> 00:27:53,570
Special.
436
00:27:55,470 --> 00:27:56,470
Special.
437
00:27:57,030 --> 00:28:00,690
I'm going to have some of your
attention.
438
00:28:01,310 --> 00:28:02,770
Give it to me.
439
00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:21,300
accepted our offer. What offer? On the
flat we want.
440
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:22,600
Oh, well done.
441
00:28:23,100 --> 00:28:28,000
They were asking 165 ,000 for it. Guess
how much we got it for. I don't know.
442
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:29,400
Just guess.
443
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,360
Um, 163 ,500?
444
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:33,600
Yes.
445
00:28:36,860 --> 00:28:43,800
I once met
446
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:47,800
a man with a sense of adventure. He was
dressed to thrill.
447
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:56,340
when he said let's make love on the
mountain top under the stars on a big
448
00:28:56,340 --> 00:29:02,280
hard rock I said in these shoes I don't
think so
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