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Okay, nobody is coming over to this
line. Is it the look? Is it the look

I thought this was a very camping store.

Let's get somebody over here.

All right, how you doing? Good, how are
you? Doing okay.

All right.

You guys going out fishing?

No, just getting a boat tomorrow.

My buddy's a little boy.

Nice,

man. We'll take one of these with you
every purchase today. Get a free little

pocket rod.

That's that little pen.

Oh, cool.

Dude in Wisconsin makes these. You see
them?

The cap comes off and it works as a
functional pen, but you can hit the end

and you can get like a little mini rod.

Oh, how cool. Isn't that something?

Yeah. Sort of fling it. And then if you
twist it.

You can extend it up like that, and
that'll swell to the bottom. You can

catch something with it. What did you
hit?

The squeeze the side.

Do you squeeze it?

Squeeze and fling.

How do you do it?

Put that in there.

All right.

Yeah, so then it twists, and that'll
stay.

Yeah. You just got to twist the bottom
so this piece can swell.

Huh? Yeah.

Yep.

Yeah.

I pinched what?

Yeah, you squeezed the sides.

I have a directions around here. Where's
the directions?

You've got to be kidding me. I'm not
kidding you, man. Yeah. It's a good one.

this. Do this?

There is no way in hell that this was
that.

See it in there?

There.

That's the hardest part. One second.
You've got to be kidding me. Yeah.

That's insane.

And then how do you close it?

No, you've got to go all the way out
before you close it.

Let me get you the book. I'll get the
instructions because you can take it

This is the craziest thing I've ever
seen. Yeah, I got it. Hold on.

Do you know where the pamphlets are to
the rods?

There's no way in hell.

Sally's going to bring up the brochure.
Sorry, should I pull this out now?

Yeah, twist and turn.

Yeah, you got to... Oop, no, no, no.

You don't want to cause the Carbonaro
effect on the tip.

Yeah. Wait, you know the Carbonaro
effect?

Yeah. What is that?

It's a show on that one channel. I don't
know what channel it is. What channel

is that?

Who's the star of that show? Oh, that is
your little thing. My little thing?

What little thing?

I'm Michael Carbonaro. Oh, dude. I'm in
disguise today. You're a freak, man.

Put it back together and do it to my
wife. Oh, dude, you're awesome. Thank

That's you. You feel so?

Yeah. My wife loves it. Oh, thanks, man.
Awesome. Yeah, absolutely. Put it back.

Yeah, seriously.

My wife, when she goes back.

All righty.

You got to see this.

Sure, Gene.

You can take them home if you want.

You use them on the boat. The portable
fishing rod.

The pocket rod.

Have you not seen it? No. Oh, yeah. You
pull the cap off them, and it works like

a regular pen.

You fling the little rod out.

Oh, that's cool. Isn't that cute?

Yeah, squeeze the side.

Squeeze this?

Yeah. And the tip, you can put a bobbin
on here. Show me what I'm doing.

The bobbin goes on top of it.

Yeah.

You just got to get it to swell.

That is so cool.

Yeah, there you go. Oops, sorry about
that. Watch your head.

Yeah, so it'll extend that far,
depending on what you're going to try

for. You know, if you want to do a...
That's so cool.

Yeah, the little one you can use if
you're just teaching kids first time,

know, and then you pull it medium size.

And then if you want the full Carbonaro
effect, you pull it out this side.

Very cool. You know, do you ever see
that with a fishing rod? When a fishing

can get the Carbonaro effect?

Have you ever heard of the Carbonaro
effect? Yeah.

You know who I am? Yeah.

I'm Michael Carbonaro. Oh, my God.

No way. How are you?

Are you kidding me? Do I look different?

Holy.

Yeah. No kidding.

It's really me.

Oh, my God.

There's the camera.

How are you doing? Good. How are you?

Anything left of you? All right. Go back
and help me do some work.

That's right. Right? A little bit of
fun, a little bit of work.

That's perfect.

And it looks like you're going to be
spending over $20 today for sure. Yes.

you're going to get a free gift. That's
for you, one of those packs of the

canteen beans.

You can use those on your trip if you
want.

Okay. You going camping?

No, actually, I'm just going to go out
and try fishing. My wife uses them for

dinner, so you could actually just use
them for dinner if you want.

Okay. Yeah, they're real good. Yeah, we
sell canteens, but you could use the

canteen you have at home or anything.
You just keep it nice and clean and

out. You sprinkle some in there. Go
ahead.

Pop that open.

Sprinkle some of those.

That's about right. It needs an air
seal.

That's it. They kind of agitate each
other by shaking them up. When you're

ready, just stop making the sound.

That's how you know they've swollen up.

These get bigger. There you go.

They're self -heated.

You've got to be kidding me. No, no.
Self -heating, self -cooking.

And it has a hickory maple, this flavor.

It's a good hickory maple with sort of a
pork.

It's got a little bit of pork in there.

So it's got pork fragments that'll...
Really, really amazing, isn't it?

And, I mean, fill it heavy, did it?

Holy, I didn't think I put that much in
there. Well, yeah, that whole thing

lasted the whole summer. You know what I
mean? You could have beans every week.

Oh, my God. For the whole summer, yeah.

Not bad, right? Not bad at all. And
then...

Now, these we don't give away, and I'm
not trying to sell you, but we do... No,

no, no, we do have... We have the frank.

Hot dogs?

Yeah, just... These will work with the
moisture of the beans. They only work

with the beans.

We poke that in there.

And there we go.

Oh, my God.

And look at this. You can have beans and
franks on the road.

That is bizarre.

You just put it in a container and shake
it up and it goes.

Put it in its container and shake it up
and it goes, yeah. But do not shake the

hot dogs with it closed because they
will shoot out.

Okay. Too much pressure. The beans you
close, hot dogs drop right in without

sealing the air.

Okay. I can't be responsible.

For someone getting hit with a hot dog?
That's right. Let me get you the

instruction book on that. Okay.

And you're getting a free gift today,
too, every purchase.

What kind of gift? They just pulled them
from the shelves, too. Did you hear

about that guy who was selling these
chips?

But they won't sell them anymore. It's
like good for a camping. Dude, you know

who you look like? Who? You look like
that guy.

The magician guy on TV.

I don't watch TV.

It's hilarious.

He's like, yeah, didn't you ever see
what it is? You do this and this and

You know it's a big bottle of wine.

You look just like the guy. Really? I
look like him? You do. I do.

You sound like him. He's a mustache.

He's a mustache.

Pretty cool stuff. Pretty cool. Well,
I'll have to check that out.

All right.

I lost my train of thought now.

All right.

You all set?

Yep. You find everything all right?

Yep. Great.

And you are spending over five bucks
today, I believe.

So you get to take home a free can of
these.

That's a knack of stacking.

from the uh the internet video you
probably saw that oh no oh the dude yeah

guy they do like camping hacks with
these kinds of chips so we started

them oh it is so you can have that yeah
the guy who made them and they're not

letting him make them anymore whatever
oil he used on the chips to fuse them

together to make that shape it has like
a phosphorescent oil that break

And they've been using them, like, out
in camping, like, to illuminate, you

know, boats and stuff like that, you
know. That's insane.

It's more for kids or whatever. Yeah, a
kid figured it out. So not so much

edible? No, you can eat it, which is
what's crazy, but no one's eating them.

They're just, like, you know, like,
they, like, come to make little pieces.

Isn't that wild?

Yeah.

And the can, because it's aluminum
inside, if you put the broken pieces in,

people have been faking them up.

That kind of makes like a really intense
beam because of the yeah silver inside

so but then you calm them down again by
shaking So it's like that plankton that

does that I think he made it with that
same kind of stuff So yeah, those are

you to take home I'm gonna get a little
hand sanitizer

We're here at AT &T today.

This is what the people are going to see
today when they wear these lenses.

Wow.

It's like you can totally see an
augmented reality.

That is insane.

It's probably better than my trick.

You ever been in this store before?

Surprisingly, yes. I actually have. We
have like a car and everything, virtual

reality. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, they had virtual reality last
time over here. Yeah. You saw them?

I'm demoing the augmented reality.

I don't even know what that means. Oh,
well, virtual is like you're completely

blinded in another world.

Yeah. But this technology kind of messes
with the rods and cones in your eyes.

Because the digital world sees things in
pixels. Yeah. But our eyes see things

with rods and cones.

So this sort of, you're looking through
a lens that allows your cones to behave

like pixels.

So, there we go. Let's see.

Can you try that on? There we go.

All right. Yeah, that's it, right?

Yeah, exactly.

Oh, it's the... Can you lift it up and
take it off for a second?

Yeah. You're going to let your eyes
adjust. And I'm going to reflect some

right here. Okay?

So if I reflect light just in that spot,
now put the lenses on.

Whoa. You see that?

What do you see?

It's almost like Lego.

Oh, did it pixelate? Yeah. Yeah.

It's pixelated?

Have you ever worn that tie before? What
happens when you do that is you kind of

program your eyes to see digital.

Those glasses?

Well, what's weird?

I didn't think you were wearing that
before.

Really? Yeah.

I just want to make sure your eyes reset
in this spot.

I'm going to reset that.

Oh, come on. That was not like that
before.

Are you seeing it pixelated?

Yeah. Take them off. Take the goggles
off. Take them off.

Okay, take them off for a second.

Close your eyes and open. Close your
eyes and open. I'm trying to reset.

I'm going to give you these
instructions, okay? Just follow these

I can't read that. What?

I can't see that.

Here. You want to stare closely at a
blank spot on the wall. Just follow

directions. It's a temporary thing.

That one's typically two.

Nothing to worry about. We'll figure
this out. I'm just going to get a little

mist to spritz in your eyes, okay? And
you'll be fine. One second. Just one

second.

Are you for real?

Oh, man, I'm blind.

They said everything's fine.

It's going to take 45 minutes.

Okay.

Is anything clear?

Anything clear at all? Is it starting to
clear up? Yeah, your cup went back to

normal. Okay, that's good. That's a good
sign. Okay, the directions, do you see

them?

I can read it. Can you read that paper
now?

Fixated vision issues.

You can see it now? Yeah.

Great. Yeah.

As it returns, we just want to make sure
that you don't go through the carbonaro

effect. You know, your vision doesn't
have...

major impact from the Carbonaro effect.

The Carp, right. Got it.

The Carbonaro effect. Have you ever
heard of that? No.

Oh, it's an eye issue. Okay. It's also
the name of a hidden camera magic TV

that you're on right now.

No, you're kidding.

No, I'm not.

My name's Michael Carbonaro. What's your
name?

I'm Chitty, like Chitty Chitty Bang
Bang. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Hey,

You are on my TV show right now. This
hidden camera is right over here.

I'm a magician.

Oh, man.

Did that look cool?

It's so crazy.

Chitty, you were awesome. I thought I
was like, no, I'm blind. This is it.

I was like, this is it for me.

Are you okay now?

Yeah, I know. Bye now.

Did I bring a little magic into your
day?

I can't believe that. Chitty, you were
awesome. That's crazy.

This is awesome, too. If you want to see
one of these, we're giving these away

today, too, so you can take one home.

It's a little, like, pinhole camera. You
know, you fold up a camera.

Do you remember those?

And then what do you do with it?

Oh, like... You pretend?

You know, it's the most un
-technological thing we have in the

made of paper, and it's a little
reflector.

But it's good for kids, and it's really
fun.

What do you do with it? I'm not... Oh,
yeah. You make it, you know, you

like the disposable camera came in a
cardboard.

So you put your camera in it? Oh, no,
no. It's supposed to, when you fold it,

makes the shape of the camera.

You know, so you're, you fold it up into
a, so it looks like a portable camera.

Uh -huh.

And then, okay.

And then you judder and just sort of hit
that button. Can I take a picture?

All right.

My allergies here. So no glasses? You
got it. My eyes can't keep, stop

Wow. One, two, three.

He did not take my picture.

Yeah,

it doesn't make a sound, so it's hard to
say. Oh, yeah, see, look.

See, like the inside got burned.

Oh, well, oh, I'm kind of in there. Are
you?

Kind of.

We'll see.

Isn't that wild?

Oh, my God, that is wild.

Yeah.

The paper isn't even treated. That's
what I don't understand. It's not a

paper. I don't understand how they,
yeah.

Well, the reflector, I think it's
because you're sealing the light in

guess. You seal the light in there, and
then it's a paper lens, but I think it

does act as a lens because paper, you
know, at the molecular level opens up,

it does act. Oh, you're getting really
technical for me.

That's what I'm wondering. I like the
colors, actually.

But with the flash, it gets a much more
vibrant color. Let me see if it... Well,

don't redo it over that one. Oh, no, but
it'll brighten the picture up.

Yeah. It'll just, you know, almost like
a double exposure.

Okay, good.

Back a little bit here. And one.

Well, your finger's over the flash. Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah. One, two, three.

Oh.

Oh, my God. You blew my picture up. Oh,
my gosh.

Is that very all right?

I am so sorry.

Do not, don't do it two times in a row.

Yeah, sorry.

I'll do it again. I'm going to be
careful because I just don't want it to

you know, I don't want it to.

Well, the first time you did it was
fine. It was good. And then the second

But your finger was over the flash.

Was over the flash the first time. And I
think when I did the double, I caused

the Carbonaro effect.

Too technical for me, but that's okay.
Oh, you don't know the Carbonaro effect?

No. Oh, the Carbonaro Effect is the name
of a hidden camera magic TV show where

a magician hides out in public, but
there's hidden cameras, and he does

something that looks like... Oh, my God,
I would be so good at that. You would?

Oh, my God, yeah.

Because I have this knack of sarcasm.
Oh, yeah?

And just going up to people and... Oh,
you want to perform it? Oh, my God, I

would be so good at it. All right, you
want to do it? Because I'll take my mic

off and let you do it.

See, they're talking to me in the truck.
See that? In the ear.

So what did they do? Those are my
cameras right there.

They're doing a show. I'm a magician.

What did they do?

I'm a magician.

You don't even work here, do you?

Today I do.

Oh, whatever.

You suck.

Okay.

So you see that green button? Don't
press it yet.

Shoot. Oh, my gosh. Whoa.

Dude, what just happened? You tell me.

Oh, there you go.

Miniature golfing comes from giant
chicken.

All right, Lewis.

Welcome to Novelty Golf.

We're going to be a party here today for
the owner's granddaughter.

So we're just going to set up gift bags
and stuff.

And there'll be a DJ over there. We're
going to get a table here where the food

will be.

And then I guess we could put streamers
up and maybe... I'm sorry, I'm running

around here. What do I do?

The owner makes me a little nervous.

So come on over here.

I can get you started making some gift
bags.

Okay. Different size balloons?

Yeah, like a balloon, maybe a noisemaker
or two.

Okay. Just so it looks like something.
Michael. Yes.

Avery wants a shot with a cannon. What's
that?

Avery wants a shot with a cannon.
Pitcher, can you help us out? Oh, sure.

Absolutely. Yes. Okay, great. I got to
take this. Yeah, you got it. Lewis.

That's Mr. Fields.

Oh, he's busy.

This is Avery. How you doing, Avery? I'm
Lewis.

Avery. Yes, Avery. You want a picture
next to this?

Mm -hmm. Yeah? Great. Okay, I'll do it
for you, Avery. No problem.

Can I get a picture inside of the
cannon, though? In it? Yeah.

I don't think that's a good idea. I said
it's okay.

He said it's all right? Yeah.

All right.

It's not hot or anything.

It's not too hot? No, it shouldn't burn
her.

As long as you don't touch it. The top's
the only really warm part. It has to

split open. Maybe the best way to do it.
Can you help me open it, Lewis? Just

kind of pull the top open.

Yeah, go up front there. Does it just
separate?

Yeah. That might be the easiest way for
her. Yeah.

This used to function for some, I don't
know whether it was like a pirate ship

show, but it really blew out a big
cannonball.

Okay. So we had this reworked for a...
Watch your head.

A little bit of a mini -golf game.

You know what this tips down?

Just stand right here and hold here
because I'll release the lock and it'll

We'll be able to, yeah, hold right here
and here. All right. Yeah, and it'll tip

down. I think I can release that.

Okay, so I'm going to come on over here.

Avery, you all right?

Yeah, I'm okay.

She's doing okay? Okay, so you see that
green button? Don't press it yet. Yeah.

But you're going to hold that button
down. That'll release the lock and the

cannon will tip forward.

And, yeah, tuck your head back in. So,
yeah, we'll keep the popcorn there.

And go ahead and turn it on.

Yep. And hold it down.

Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Oh, shoot.

Avery, are you okay?

Whoa.

Avery?

Where did she go?

Where did she go?

And hold it down.

Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Oh, shoot.

Avery, are you okay?

Whoa.

Avery?

Where did she go?

Where did she go?

Avery?

Oh, my gosh. Whoa.

Hi. Hey, hey. Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Whoa, whoa. You okay?

Yeah, I'm fine. I am so sorry.

How did you get in there? Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Don't tell your grandfather.

Just go get cleaned up, okay?

Okay.

Dude, what just happened?

You tell me.

Did we... What?

Oh, my gosh.

What just happened? Did she really...
Did... Oh, he's been clipped at you.

Let me clip at you because he's a real
dickler.

How did... Lewis, wait, what? Just tell
me because I'm like... I don't know.

Like, I literally don't... Like, how did
she get from there to the garbage can?

Like, how did she even get in? It was
loaded.

That's what I'm saying. I didn't know
what was loaded. That was a real cannon.

I didn't think it was a real... But,
look, see, the thing is, like...

Because if she jumped off of here,
wouldn't we have felt the weight of it?

she's not that kind of girl. She's not
going to, like, play a trick.

I felt like maybe there was, like, a
tunnel under there or something. You

what I mean? Like, going under.

Dude, I had...

I'm... This is a first for me. Like,
I've never seen anything like this. And,

like, I was in the military for, like,
five years, and I've never seen anything

quite like this. Wow. So... Do you...
You know what it probably was? Because

it's so hot out that with the blast and
the heat, it probably... She went

projectile forward because of the
Carbonaro effect.

You know the pressure from the heat?

Yeah. The intensity makes the Carbonaro
effect?

Yeah. Lewis, do you know what that is?

Not exactly.

You never heard of the Carbonaro effect?

Carbonaro effect is the name of a hidden
camera magic TV show that

you are on right now. Are you serious?
I'm serious.

No way, dude. Come on. Please stop
messing with me. I'm not messing with

My name is Michael Carbonaro. I knew you
looked familiar, dude. I'm a magician.

Lewis, you are a hero, man.

That was so good.

That was a good trick, dude. How did you
do that?