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Hey, welcome to the secret backstage of
Kitchen of Italy.
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We are waiting right now for our
sismetis, guys.
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This is going to be our mark right here.
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Her friend right here is setting her up
to sit down, but then he's going to
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leave her, and I'm going to go sit next
to her in this seat and cause some
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Italian shenanigans. I'm just a normal
person. I'm going to dine here with her.
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Here we go.
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Hello there.
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Welcome to Italy.
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Oh, hey.
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Wow.
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Oh, great.
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There you are.
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Excellent. Enjoy. Let me know if you
have any questions, okay?
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All right.
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Thank you.
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Real good.
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I'm excited.
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Me too. I love food.
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Me too.
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This is super fun.
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Yes. Do you have toasted bread? Is there
any warm bread? No, I don't. Not
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toasted? No, just regular bread.
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All right. Why? You prefer toasted?
Well, like a sandwich like that. I'll
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the app.
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You ever see the Panini app?
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No.
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Yeah, Panini app.
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I just downloaded this. It's pretty
cool.
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It's like a toaster.
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And you don't want to hold it when it
gets hot.
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And then you just put the bread on top
of it.
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And a piece of salami.
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And we'll put a piece of yellow cheese.
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And here we go.
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And push it down.
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Yeah.
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You see that?
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Oh, my God. Yeah, a little bit.
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And then, yeah.
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Yo, what? It hosts it.
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Yeah, but it didn't get the other side.
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Okay, I'm going to try darker.
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That's probably what we'll do. Oh, my
God. Oh, yeah, so it can melt.
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Oh,
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my goodness.
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Okay.
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Okay. Let's see if it got that.
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Yeah, and then... Oh, look, the cheese
got melted, too. That's great. Dude,
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what?
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That is so crazy.
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How does that even... You know how,
like, when you're working on a laptop
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gets really hot, like, on your lap? So
it took advantage of that. It's like
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batteries get too hot, so we'll make a
cooking implement in it. So I'll try
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yours. You just... Oh, I got a phone
call.
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Oh. Ow!
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Oh, it's hot.
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Just burn my ear. Yeah, yeah. Don't
touch that. I'm going to get ice. Just
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of ice and then I'll be right back.
Sorry. Oh, that is really hot.
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Did I burn my... It's a bathroom.
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Or ice or something.
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Holy crap.
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They're really nice here. Yeah, they're
going to bring me an ice pack.
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Oh, this is so nice.
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Yeah, so you probably don't want to try
it now, right?
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No. Oh, my gosh. And what do they call
it? They say cooked with the Carbonaro
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effect. Yeah. So it's an Italian app.
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Yeah. Have you heard of that before, the
Carbonaro Effect?
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No, not at all. You haven't? No.
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Oh, the Carbonaro Effect is the name of
a hidden camera magic TV show.
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Interesting. Have you ever heard of that
show?
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No. Oh, there's a magician. He, like,
hides out in public and does magic
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to see if people would believe in crazy
things.
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What? Like a Panini app on your phone.
Yeah, right.
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I am that guy. Oh, you.
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My name, what's your name?
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My name's Samantha. Samantha, my name's
Michael Carbonaro.
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You're on my TV show right now. Oh, my
God.
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The Carpenter was like, this is a hidden
camera show. Look, I've got cameras
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hiding behind that ear right there. Oh,
my goodness. Cameras hiding right over
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there. Oh, it's me. And right on over
there, you see that?
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I'm up on top.
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Yeah, your friend set you up here today.
Yeah? Yes, to bring you to sit next to
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me. Where did he go with that little
thing?
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Orlando!
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You were awesome.
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Do it with nobody.
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You were awesome. Thank you for setting
her up, man.
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All right, yeah, you want to get a
photo? There you go.
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Yeah, you look good.
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All right, let me get one with you guys.
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Ow! Sorry, still hot.
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Still hot, sorry. Yeah, phone's still
hot.
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You've eaten here before?
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No, this is my first time coming out
here. Oh, it's awesome. They hand make
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pasta. You can watch them making it all.
It's really cool. Yeah, that's why I
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was learning all the names here. It's
really wild.
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But they fit all the stuff variable,
especially the dry pastas they have
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I think it's a variable kind.
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You have the little ridges on it. Yeah,
they do.
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That makes them like a more variable,
put them in a more variable state.
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So if you spritz them with like a little
salt water, you should be able to. This
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is what the guy was showing me over
there. Try and pull it.
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Yeah.
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So you can change it.
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Wow. Because the dough is still.
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That's pretty cool.
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It has salt.
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The salt inside of it makes it like,
even while it's still, isn't that crazy?
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Super neat.
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Yeah.
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Is that your to -go box?
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No. Do you need it? Yeah, I'd love it,
thanks.
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Yeah. You know what I'll do? I'm going
to take one to dry instead.
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I come here all the time. Oh, do you?
Yeah, they probably think I'm crazy
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but, you know, that's why I like, they
let you just take stuff, you know?
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You know?
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They just make the best stuff, can't get
it anywhere else.
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You give it a little squeeze when you do
it, too. And then I turn.
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Turn.
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And then... Yeah, oh.
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Yeah.
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Okay, I just... All right.
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That's not even... All right, I'm going
to sneak this out of here.
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Don't tell the guy I did that, okay?
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All right, thank you.
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Enjoy your food.
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Hey, hey, how we doing? All right. Are
we ready for some tasting?
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That's a big tasting. All right. Wow.
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I got frutes de mare for you.
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Wow, a full portion. There you are.
Thank you. First order of business.
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Thanks. Enjoy. My name's Johnny. I'll be
around, okay?
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Cool. Thanks, Johnny.
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All right, let's see what we got.
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Oh, yeah.
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Not a huge fan of shells.
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I'm going to take the shell things out.
Oh, yeah.
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I know it's authentic, but, you know,
I'm not a shell guy.
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All right.
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Oh, I can hear the shells clicking in
there. Look at all that. You got, like,
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lot of shells.
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What's that? You got a lot. I didn't get
it. You didn't get lobster?
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Nope. Oh, wow.
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I mean, I'm not going to complete.
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Oh, yeah, there's two of them. I should
probably give you one of those. Let me
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see how many I have. Hold on.
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Wow. Yeah.
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A crab. Yeah, that's nice. A little
crab.
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I'm going to use my hand, if you don't
mind.
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It's not like a shell.
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I like a lot of... Yeah, I like pizza,
like shrimp or something, but not...
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Yeah. I would have that.
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Yeah, that... All right. Yeah.
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That's what I need.
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I don't know how they get... A lot of
shells, though, not my... Oh, yeah.
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How do they even fit in the bowl? I
don't know. I think they... Well, you
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know... Italian pasta making is kind of
a layering technique, so I think they...
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Is that a squid?
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Yeah. I think so, yeah.
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Wow.
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Seaweed.
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If you want any of this, man, you can
have some of that. I'm good.
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I feel bad you didn't get anything good.
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That's okay.
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Yeah.
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Did you get any pasta?
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It's just layered on. It's like thick
underneath the pasta. It's like I got to
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dig it up, you know?
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Wow.
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That's good.
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All right.
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All right. That's insane.
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Yeah, that's a whole octopus there.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Yeah,
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they probably have a... Can I use your
plate?
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Maybe it'll hold some of the... Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Feel free if you want.
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I mean, I don't know how I'm even
supposed to eat that.
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Wow, nice.
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You a shellfish guy?
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I like any food that's from the sea.
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Anything from the sea? Yeah, pretty
much. Dive in, man.
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I don't know what you want.
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What? You waiting for your girl?
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Yeah, it's her thing.
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Oh, she stepped out.
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Oh, yeah.
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Wow. Yeah, the whole lobster tail, huh?
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I usually like to shell off of stuff.
I'm not like a de -shelling kind of guy.
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You know?
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He's got to be off the bone?
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Yeah. Yeah, it kind of bugs me out
eating all the shells and stuff.
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Get that out of the way.
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Look at this.
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So you don't mind me using my hands a
little.
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Yeah.
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There's a whole crab in here.
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That's great.
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Wow. Yeah.
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Oh, that's corn I'll keep.
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Yeah. It's just the shell. That was
underneath?
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Yeah. The shell stuff I don't like. Holy
cow. Yeah. I don't mind the seafood
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stuff. It's all right.
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Yeah. Dude, it's just the.
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It's just the.
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Squid? Yeah, squid.
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I don't mind that stuff.
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This is from America, isn't it?
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Dude, what?
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What?
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What? Nobody.
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That's me, dude.
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That's good.
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I just realized that.
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What made you realize that?
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You look so familiar.
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I'm like, there's no way all that
stuff's underneath those noodles. That's
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pretty cool.
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That's cool.
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You're good,
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man. You're good.
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I want to know how you did that right
now. You know what it is? It's a
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technique. You just got to keep it
underneath there.
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You can keep a lot of stuff underneath.
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Pasta. That's what, you know, Fruit of
Del Mar is all about.
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That's pretty cool. Yeah.
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It's just tons of stuff.
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Yeah.
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All right. Well, I'm going to go clean
up.
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You enjoy yours. See what you find.
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Appreciate it. Treasures of the ocean.
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This process takes nine hours, and then
we shoot for 25 minutes, and we try and
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get what we can.
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Help you look for anything?
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Yeah, man, you got it. Got new stuff
here and here. These haven't even been,
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yeah, new and new.
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That's the easiest stuff. I didn't even
look through these yet.
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So you'll probably get a good price if
you find something good before my
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comes back.
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Yeah. Oh, bonfire, man.
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You know this dude?
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Bonefire?
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Oh man, I was like an Ozzy Osbourne
ripoff dude.
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And I don't think that's Warp, that
might be like the... Yeah, what is that?
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What language is that?
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Do you know what language that is?
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Because if it's the German version, then
this is like worth a lot of money if
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it's still got all the stuff that like,
you feel that in there?
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or something? Yeah, they came with like,
you know, like special, I don't know,
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let's see, is it open? Well, the
plastic's open, so I'm opening that.
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Yeah.
255
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Yeah, yeah, he was an Ozzy rip -off, but
he had like all these gimmicks. You
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know Ozzy Osbourne used to like bite the
head off a chicken and stuff? Right,
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right, right.
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So his whole album thing, here, I'm
going to open this very carefully
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I'll check it.
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His whole thing was just like providing
like special collector's editions of all
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these versions that they reported in
Germany and stuff were little,
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Oh, yeah, great.
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Oh,
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yeah, it came with the poster.
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Pretty cool.
266
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Oh, it had all this collector stuff.
It's like a roach clip, I guess.
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Lighter.
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There you go.
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That's so gross. What is that? I told
you it was an Aussie ripoff. I think
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supposed to be like a gummy bat.
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What was it there?
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Oh, yeah, and a bonfire.
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Yeah, not bad, right? Wait, there's one
more thing in me.
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What is that?
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Oh, whoa!
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Dude!
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Did you see that?
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That is... Oh my god, I felt it like
nibble my finger.
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It's got a jean jacket on.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. I think it's like a
collector's jacket for it. Is it a
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collector's rat, too?
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I guess so. I mean, he was a gimmicky
guy. But how... This just looks...
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you, like, touching it like this? I was
squishing it down. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Hold on. I got to get my gloss. Will you
chill for a second right here? Yeah,
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with the wrist.
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Yeah, are you okay with him there? I'm
good with him. Okay, just one second.
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I'll see if Adam's here, man. Dude, that
is insane.
288
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You ever feel one of these things at 78?
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I mean, like, my boyfriend's friend, he
has a record player, and he says, like,
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he raves about it. Better sound.
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A lot of people believe it's a better
sound. I want to see what all the hype
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about. Yeah, sure, sure. Let me see if I
can find something good.
293
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These would be the more lucrative ones,
you know, as far as, like, collector's
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items because they're so old. Uh -huh.
But those would be.
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No, yeah. Here.
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Oh.
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The lucrative ones. Oh, the lucrative
ones. I'm such a ding -dong. Oh, my God.
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Yeah, I should not.
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Uh -oh.
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Oh, my God.
301
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Yeah, they break quickly, easily.
302
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No. That's the thing with these.
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Did that happen? Yeah. You play CDs?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
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You know the groove fixer? You can kind
of, if a CD skips, kind of repair it.
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They got the idea to do that with CDs
from 78 because there was a really great
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vinyl repair.
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Not vinyl. What's this stuff called?
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Let's see if you lay them out.
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So if something like this were to
happen, I can't fix it anymore, right?
311
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Well, no, you can.
312
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This is what I'm saying. If they're
close enough to pieces, you get them
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Separated enough.
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And now spritz it.
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And you've got to hold it very still and
just rub it.
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You know, I've never actually tried
that. You see that?
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It's actually melted, you know, melted
and restored. So it kind of melts it and
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grooves it. And the other side, what's
that going to look like?
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If I got it right through, did it get
through?
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What I do? What?
321
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Play it like this?
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So wait, we've got a jazz singer and,
oh, like a march.
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Alright.
324
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Listen, here we go.
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Oh my gosh.
326
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It's both... You've never had that
happen before?
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No! Did you hear what that sounded like?
Yeah.
328
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:40,520
This stuff is... Hold on a minute. I
gotta... I'm gonna go get my box, okay?
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Hang on one second.
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It's like the lead.
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It looks like they've expanded and it...
Oh, are you serious? I am definitely
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high on... So
333
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I
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don't know anything about plants, but
I'm going to pretend that I know all
335
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it. We are doing an overnight at the
Garden Conservatory.
336
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Does anybody know what these things are?
337
00:17:28,330 --> 00:17:31,650
Yep, so this is a horticulture hall.
338
00:17:32,290 --> 00:17:35,470
Yeah, they just pulled all the funding
from it. Did you hear what happened? No,
339
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what happened? This dude who was doing
all of his stuff in here just got fired
340
00:17:38,910 --> 00:17:40,110
yesterday. No.
341
00:17:40,570 --> 00:17:42,130
Yeah. Here, I'll be over here.
342
00:17:43,470 --> 00:17:47,850
Yeah, but I guess he got in trouble.
Like, he was bringing stuff in illegally
343
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that, you know. And you're just like,
oh.
344
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:53,610
Because you wouldn't be able to get it
as fast as you'd want it if you did all
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the paperwork right.
346
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Okay.
347
00:17:57,070 --> 00:18:02,690
This has probably got to be one of the
ones I wasn't supposed to have. They
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them in these things.
349
00:18:04,190 --> 00:18:05,730
Yeah. Let's see what this one is.
350
00:18:07,270 --> 00:18:09,210
It's always like bizarro Christmas.
351
00:18:09,770 --> 00:18:10,770
Dude, right?
352
00:18:11,010 --> 00:18:12,010
Let's see that.
353
00:18:14,530 --> 00:18:15,930
Whoa, what is that?
354
00:18:16,190 --> 00:18:17,650
I don't know, actually.
355
00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:21,610
The thing looks like it would open and
eat.
356
00:18:22,399 --> 00:18:24,760
Yeah. Oh, like a fly trap?
357
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:29,060
Yeah. No, no. You see, it could be fruit
-bearing. This is like a more
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protective skin, where like fruit that
you eat has soft skin that animals can
359
00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:36,000
rip through. You'd have to crack it open
to get that. See, this is soft skin.
360
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:36,979
This is harder.
361
00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:39,820
Yeah. So, I look like a slime on my
orange.
362
00:18:40,460 --> 00:18:42,160
I wonder where that's from.
363
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:43,960
Wait a minute.
364
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:45,939
Dude, what?
365
00:18:45,940 --> 00:18:49,960
No, it's like... Dude, that was red
before, right? The whole thing was,
366
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,100
was like a thistle -topped...
367
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,580
What in the heck?
368
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,320
What is this thing?
369
00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:00,540
I don't feel like it.
370
00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:05,440
Is there anything about what this plant
was?
371
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:11,960
There is a Cuban
372
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:15,760
assimilatory per se plant.
373
00:19:16,140 --> 00:19:17,140
Dude, okay, get this.
374
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:21,350
The plant's intended purpose was to be
used as an alternative source for skin
375
00:19:21,350 --> 00:19:25,790
grafts and are extremely rare and can
only be viewed at licensed
376
00:19:26,470 --> 00:19:29,010
You have to have a license. You'd have
to have a license for it. That's the
377
00:19:29,010 --> 00:19:32,330
reason the guy got booted. Yeah, dude,
he probably has because it is.
378
00:19:32,570 --> 00:19:33,570
I'm not touching it.
379
00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:37,150
Dude, that's so wild. That is so weird.
380
00:19:37,390 --> 00:19:38,990
Hey, I didn't know anyone else was still
here.
381
00:19:39,290 --> 00:19:40,290
Oh, hey, what's up?
382
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,860
Did you meet? This is David.
383
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,180
Hi, David. Danielle.
384
00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:48,060
Nice to meet you. We're just looking at
this weird plant that... Yeah, it
385
00:19:48,060 --> 00:19:50,440
touched. When I touched it to the thing,
look what happened to the top.
386
00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:52,300
No, it's red again.
387
00:19:53,140 --> 00:19:54,140
Oh, my God.
388
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,080
Dude! That is so weird.
389
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:01,400
Was it not red? No, it touched his
orange and then it became orange.
390
00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:05,760
Dude, that's what it is. That's the skin
graft stuff. Wait, where? The tip of
391
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:07,900
this. We touched it to... No, don't
touch it. Sorry?
392
00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:12,500
It's... It touched the tip of his
orange, and then the whole top part
393
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:16,520
orange. I'm going to go wash my hands.
Yeah. Can you lock up? I will lock up.
394
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:17,880
Thank you. All right. Bye.
395
00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:21,840
Definitely wash your hands. I think the
excitement's over on this little thing.
396
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,940
That is kind of amazing.
397
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:25,840
Yeah. Let's keep it in here.
398
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,100
Yeah, let's do that.
399
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,880
Okay. There you go. That was incredible,
though. Yeah. Let this one pop.
400
00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:33,360
I'm stoked on that. That was cool that I
just saw that.
401
00:20:33,620 --> 00:20:36,940
Yeah. Dude, what if the banana touched
it? It would go yellow, yeah?
402
00:20:37,590 --> 00:20:38,630
Do you want to try it? Yeah.
403
00:20:38,930 --> 00:20:42,070
Duh. All right, do it. Let's do it.
Okay. All right.
404
00:20:44,350 --> 00:20:45,550
Did this thing get bigger?
405
00:20:45,950 --> 00:20:46,950
What?
406
00:20:47,170 --> 00:20:48,410
What the heck?
407
00:20:49,350 --> 00:20:50,350
No way.
408
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,310
Oh, my God.
409
00:20:53,970 --> 00:20:57,990
Dude, are you freaking kidding me? I
have no idea. Dude, what just happened?
410
00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:02,470
don't know. That is, that is. That is so
unbelievably awesome.
411
00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:07,280
and kind of creepy at the same time that
is some hold on i don't want to touch
412
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:13,660
it that is how did it i don't know you
know i've seen ivy like in a time -lapse
413
00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:19,180
camera can grow quickly but something to
be i'm sorry yeah you gotta burn that
414
00:21:19,180 --> 00:21:25,960
yeah dude how i don't know how you know
what how
415
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:32,070
i don't know wow that is yeah weird
let's uh Just wet the seeds. Just wet
416
00:21:32,070 --> 00:21:32,829
seeds down.
417
00:21:32,830 --> 00:21:35,310
Yep. Yep. Deal with that stuff, right?
418
00:21:35,650 --> 00:21:36,650
Wow.
419
00:21:36,890 --> 00:21:39,150
Yeah, I hope that Danielle's washing her
hands.
420
00:21:40,150 --> 00:21:41,510
Here, we'll just set this up here.
421
00:21:42,110 --> 00:21:44,610
Dude, I can't believe that thing just
grew like that.
422
00:21:45,550 --> 00:21:46,550
I don't know.
423
00:21:46,650 --> 00:21:48,250
That's the strangest thing I've ever
seen.
424
00:21:48,490 --> 00:21:51,010
Dude, that is definitely why that guy
got fired.
425
00:21:51,930 --> 00:21:53,170
Evil mad scientist.
426
00:21:53,450 --> 00:21:57,170
That's what that was. No, that's not
like real stuff. It's not mad scientist
427
00:21:57,170 --> 00:21:58,630
stuff. I mean...
428
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:01,960
Dude, he, he, like, that's a, like a man
-made plant here.
429
00:22:09,180 --> 00:22:12,440
Dude, I, dude, what if the thing blows
up? Should we leave?
430
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:13,940
Did you make a noise?
431
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,039
It made a noise.
432
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,860
It definitely made a noise.
433
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:20,680
It looks like they've expanded, and it's
like the wetness that was on the
434
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:21,680
outside that's, oh.
435
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,000
Holy.
436
00:22:26,940 --> 00:22:27,940
Oh, my God.
437
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:38,360
Did you make a noise?
438
00:22:38,460 --> 00:22:41,220
It made a noise. It definitely made a
noise.
439
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:45,040
It looks like they've expanded and it's
like the wetness that was on the
440
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:46,200
outside. Holy.
441
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:53,600
Oh my gosh.
442
00:22:57,580 --> 00:22:58,700
I don't want to touch it.
443
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:02,760
Holy.
444
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:04,920
Dude.
445
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,000
That's homegirl's face.
446
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:12,960
Are you serious? Dude, does it not look
like a face?
447
00:23:17,420 --> 00:23:20,300
I am definitely high on something.
448
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,360
This dude's been messing with some weird
stuff, man.
449
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:31,160
No, I've... Dude, I... This just can't
be real.
450
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:32,880
What else would it be?
451
00:23:33,380 --> 00:23:38,090
Dude, I don't... know maybe like maybe
there's a thing in the plant and we're
452
00:23:38,090 --> 00:23:43,550
got us high or something oh we're
hallucinating yeah we're having like the
453
00:23:43,550 --> 00:23:47,890
carbonaro effect that's the only
explanation am i right the carbonaro
454
00:23:47,890 --> 00:23:51,850
mean right uh let's go we should get a
second yeah you know what the carbonaro
455
00:23:51,850 --> 00:23:58,170
effect is right no the carbonaro effect
is the name of a hidden camera
456
00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:00,690
magic tv show
457
00:24:04,850 --> 00:24:08,690
My name's Michael Carbonaro, and you're
on my TV show right now.
458
00:24:09,330 --> 00:24:10,810
Awesome. That's amazing.
459
00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:13,850
You don't believe me, do you? I thought,
like, there was, like, literally, like,
460
00:24:13,890 --> 00:24:17,110
we had to be hallucinating, because
there's no possible way that this is
461
00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:18,590
Well, I'm Danielle.
462
00:24:19,730 --> 00:24:20,730
Whoa, okay.
463
00:24:22,890 --> 00:24:24,610
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