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Baby store.
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I love these rattles.
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Are we open? We are open.
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How are you doing today? You finding
everything okay?
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Yeah, I'm just looking around.
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I haven't been here before.
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Oh, you've never been here before?
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No. Well, welcome.
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Thank you. Yes.
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We just got this stuff.
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Have you heard about this Plastatot, the
teething spray?
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No. Oh, it's great. You know, like to
keep stuff safe for children to be able
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put it in their mouth.
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Did you just spray the object?
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Yeah, you spray the object with it. Like
some babies like, for example, my
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little niece, she chews on pencils.
Yeah.
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Does they do that? Yeah. So that's bad
for them because the paint won't flake
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off and everything like that. So the
best thing to do is really to take some
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the spray and just give it a little
spritz.
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And then it'll make it floppy.
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Oh, my God. Yeah. This way.
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You know, they can play with it, and it
also has a sanitizer in it, so it's...
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Yeah, it becomes a little toy.
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What? Yeah. That's insane.
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So, anything that sprays with that turns
this way? Yeah. Or just pencils?
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Anything. Oh, my God. No, that's the
point of it. Yeah.
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You want to try it? Yeah.
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Do you want to spray a pencil?
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Okay, yeah, I'll spray the pencil.
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Yeah, just get a little squirt from
there. Try not to hit anything else in
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area.
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Give it a little mist.
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Yep. Oh, my God. Great.
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Does it ever go back hard?
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Wow. No.
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And that's for safety.
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Oh, okay. This is so funny. Yeah.
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I mean, I do it because, like, they're
losing their pacifiers all the time.
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Yeah. But anything really. Look, like,
something dangerous is what a lot of
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people are using for.
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Because, you know, you break something,
you can vacuum it up, but you never
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really know.
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Let me just...
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It's kind of important for the demo.
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Don't get it on you.
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Yeah, they use this at the daycare
center. You know, if someone drops
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and spills it, that could be really
dangerous.
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Yeah. Give it a little spritz.
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And then, yeah.
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Oh, my God. You know, now a baby can
crawl right over it.
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Yeah.
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Isn't that great? This is so cool.
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Would you use that? You'd use that,
right? Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. I spray, you know, everything I
can. Plastatot.
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Plastatot. Oh, Plastatot. Works great
with nails and screws.
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Razor blades are really smart to do, you
know, and in this way, it teaches
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children. to be able to know that when
they reach for something like that, it
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safe.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Yeah. And the last one they did was,
like, it squirted out, and you couldn't,
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like, nail it. But this has, like, a
real mist. Ooh, actually, you're not
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supposed to do your hand.
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Wait,
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hold on. Let me get a paper towel.
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Because it, like, gets to your hand and
gets, like, oh, shoot.
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Oh, boy. Okay.
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All right, hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on. I'm going to rinse it off
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I'll be right back. Hold on.
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What do you got?
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So I bought this and the noisemaker
doesn't work.
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So I was just wondering if I could
return it or exchange it or get a store
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credit. Maybe there's a way to get the
battery out of it here.
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Oh, there we go.
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In a shipping container.
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That one's good. You know what it would
do?
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You can charge these things with a UV
light. Did you know that?
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Oh, with like any battery you can do
that with.
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So you can charge it back up again. So
you need the test tube.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Here.
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He goes inside there.
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Whoops.
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Good.
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And... Got it?
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Got a little UV light.
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You can kind of... It's a field.
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Mm -hmm.
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There we go.
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So that'll charge it up.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, great.
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That's a strong one now.
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Yeah. That should do it.
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Cool. Yeah.
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Do you have one of these? Take it home.
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You know, like... Thank you. You know,
the worst thing is like, you know,
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Christmas morning, wake up, and you
can't play with the toys, you know?
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Probably make a little noise.
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Look in there. Here.
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That doesn't sound right.
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Are there more of them over here?
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No? Here, let me come over here.
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The one... See, that one is the one
that... Oh.
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Okay.
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I'm sorry. I overcharged it.
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Let me get... I'll get it down. Hold on.
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Sorry. I'll get a ladder.
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Hello. How are you? I'm doing good. What
do you have?
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A doll.
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Oh, okay. I'll return.
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Yes, I'll return. You've got it. Okay.
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Store credit. Store credit.
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Store credit?
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Mm -hmm. Oh, great, great.
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This was an online order.
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Yeah. Okay.
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All right.
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Oh, yeah. This was weird. They were
trying to get some... We sell mostly,
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modern stuff here. Oh, okay. Yeah. It
was for my niece. Yeah. Oh, that's my
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niece right there.
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Isn't she adorable?
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It's Michaela.
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And you know what?
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She sleeps with us.
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I'll put your little return right there.
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Very cute. A little taste of the old, a
little taste of the new.
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Very cute. You want to take a little
nap?
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She sleeps better in a warm blanket.
She's good.
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Yeah.
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Okay. She's going to sleep.
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Okay. She's going to sleep.
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Get back on over here.
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Great. It's a good baby.
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Yes, it's a very good baby. It can sleep
through anything.
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Okay, so I've got a form right here.
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But I could probably just call.
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I'm just going to call my boss and ask.
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Okay. Special order. Sometimes I have
to.
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Hey there. I have a return.
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It's like one of those vintage dolls.
You got it.
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You got it. I will handle it. Thank you.
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He says I can't take this. I can't do
the return.
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He doesn't want to take these back at
all.
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We can do the store credit, but you have
to take the doll with you.
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He doesn't want them in here.
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Is that okay? I don't know. My boss is
just... Yeah.
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So you can take the doll with you, yeah?
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Okay. Is that okay? Yeah. All right.
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Okay.
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He's just freaked out about it.
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Okay, here you go. All right.
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Sorry. I don't want to wake her up. I
don't want to wake her up. Here, here.
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Okay. Thank you.
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Okay. I just don't want to wake her up.
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Okay, good. Sorry.
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Great, great, great.
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All right.
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Yeah. All right. I just didn't want to
wake her up.
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Great. Oh, wait a minute.
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What the heck?
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Am I not going crazy? Was this about
what my nieces just went?
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Yeah.
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Wait.
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I'm not crazy, am I?
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store credit what's that um let me let
me yeah i'm gonna call my boss
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and just see what he says to do
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oh
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he said um
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If you're willing to take it, just get
it out of the store now. It's fine.
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I just want to return it.
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Yeah. A whole lot of this stuff that we
got from the vintage supplier had
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a tag on it that said some of it had
undergone the Carbonaro effect.
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Oh.
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It might have been.
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I just want to return it. Me too. Okay.
Yes. Sorry. You know what the Carbonaro
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effect is, right?
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I just want to return it. I don't know.
Do you know what the Carbonaro effect
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is?
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The Carbonaro Effect, it's the name of
the hidden camera magic TV show that
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you're on right now.
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You don't mean I'm not.
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Are you serious? I'm serious.
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I'm serious.
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My name's Michael Carbonaro.
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What the hell?
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No way. Do you see my microphone? Let's
see my microphone right here.
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That was magic trick.
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Your dog's not haunted.
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Thank you for coming to the baby store.
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Give me a hug. I am
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a
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master of housewares and a master of
disguise.
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Hey, how are you doing?
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We're promoting a new app.
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That's going to be released in the App
Store tomorrow.
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What's it called?
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Engraver.
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Engraver. It's pretty cool. Let me show
you.
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That's the logo right there.
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Right? Okay.
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So you can use ID tags.
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These are silver ID tags.
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I'm Michael, by the way. Kira. What's
your name? Kira. Kira. Okay, here. Let
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put this on your wrist.
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Hold that one out.
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There.
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Right like that.
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Turn your wrist over. Okay, good. And
I'll hold it up like this so you'll be
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able to see it happening, okay?
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Great. I'll do it right there so you can
see it, too.
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Okay? And here we go. So the app starts
up.
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And once you get through the main
screen, that's the history of the names
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been doing all day today. So add new
name.
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It's K -Y -R -A.
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K -Y -R -A.
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Okay, good.
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Enter.
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Choose a font.
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Final one?
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Okay.
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Okay, so I'm going to hold it here, and
I'm going to press start.
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I'm going to hold it here.
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Good.
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All right.
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There we go. And I'm going to move it
along with it.
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That.
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Great.
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Did you get it? Yeah.
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Yeah, it trails the vibration and writes
the name. It's pretty great, right?
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Yeah. What kind of metal is that?
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That's steel, is it? I know it does
gold. How does it do that?
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Huh? How does it count?
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So it's knowing, like, you know how it
knows where you are, and you have to go
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like this sometimes to pinpoint accuracy
with the GPS?
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It pinpoints the GPS mark to just one
specific spot.
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It triggers the vibrator, and it's only
vibrating in that one spot, which is
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resonating against the metal.
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Oh, my God. Such a cool app.
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And soon we're going to be having, like,
a voice -activated feature on it.
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So, like, you... Undo.
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Undo. It's still in beta test. Ow. Wait
a minute. Ow, ow, ow, ow.
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Ow. Sorry. Hold on a minute.
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Ouch.
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Oh, shoot. Are you okay? Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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It, like, hurt my... I just got a
tattoo.
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No, it's, like, more scar.
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Oh, my God.
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That's going to go away, right?
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Oh, my God.
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That is so... Well,
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now you know.
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What? That happens.
254
00:12:39,730 --> 00:12:40,730
That does happen, yeah.
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Oh, my God.
256
00:12:42,610 --> 00:12:48,210
Well, yeah, if you rest it against your
skin or against any body part when it's
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functioning, it can create the carbonaro
effect on your skin. Yeah.
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You know what that is? No. Oh, the
Carbonaro effect?
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00:12:57,040 --> 00:13:03,900
Oh, it's a scientific term for a hidden
camera magic TV show.
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My name is Michael Carbonaro.
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I'm a magician.
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And this is a hidden camera TV show
right now.
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00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:16,460
I'm serious. Look, there's a camera
hiding right over here. Do you see that
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camera there?
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Do you see my microphone right here?
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You have no idea how to do that, right?
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You guys want to see a little vacuum
demonstration?
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Brand new Vacumba.
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Much better than any automatic vacuum.
Here, come around to the front. You can
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see.
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And if you've had one before, they're
usually very loud.
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And this one is purposefully made
nocturnal. You do this at night.
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You turn your vacuum on, and you can see
it has perfect resistance to know where
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the edges are. Much more intuitive than
any other.
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you know, one that ran on electricity or
had robotics inside of it or anything
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like that. It picks up really, really
clean.
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You see that? And I just wake them up by
pressing it.
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You see that?
279
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Yeah.
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And... Yeah, okay. And you can see they
have zero emissions because it's just
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these little lizards that are pulling up
the food.
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There's no... That is so creepy.
283
00:14:17,580 --> 00:14:18,580
Yeah, there's no...
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No, take a look. There's no... I'm so
freaked out. Oh, don't be... No, no,
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be scared. No, no, no. They don't come
out.
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This is just the chamber for the
residual dust.
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There's no batteries. Oh, my God. No
electronics. But these guys... How do
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get right in there? Well, they pull
themselves along and they feed on the
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crumbs.
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What happens when one of them dies?
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Well, you come and you have them
replaced downstairs.
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You never have to touch them. Oh, my
God.
293
00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:52,700
Yeah. Well, there was a guy in Arizona
who noticed that there were all of these
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pieces of sedimentary rock, you know,
these plates of rock that were really,
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really clean. And they watched at night
and they saw these little lizards come
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out of their hides and they eat all of
the dirt. So he thought, can we make a
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vacuum cleaner that works with them?
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Oh, my God.
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That's the cherished thing I've ever
seen. It's great because it's totally
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green. Eco -friendly. I do. Yeah, I have
it in my apartment.
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I put it on at night. I just wake them
up and let it do its thing. And then
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downstairs, like right by where we
replace batteries, there's that battery
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receptacle. We also have a lizard
exchange.
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Like, you know, when you switch propane
and you can change them out once a week,
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absolutely free when you join the
program.
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Where are you going?
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What? Who?
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What?
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00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,770
Oh, her friend? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Here, I'm going to put that right there.
311
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I'll see if I have a brochure.
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Okay.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah, I don't have any more
brochure. I'm sorry, I didn't have a
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brochure. How come nobody here knows
about this?
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00:16:03,820 --> 00:16:06,700
I just asked, like, five people, like,
have you guys seen the lizard vacuum?
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It's brand new today.
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Oh. Yeah.
318
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Using the Carbonaro effect, that's what
they call it.
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Have you heard of that before, though,
the Carbonaro effect?
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00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:18,030
No. I have, but you probably have to
explain it to me. You've heard of it?
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00:16:18,030 --> 00:16:19,030
have?
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00:16:19,590 --> 00:16:22,130
He's heard of it, you haven't heard of
it. The Carbonaro effect is the name of
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hidden camera magic TV show.
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Like the one you're on right now.
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Liar. My name's Michael Carbonaro. Liar.
I'm a magician.
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00:16:34,830 --> 00:16:37,710
We're shooting a hidden camera show
right now. This camera's hidden right
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here, behind that mirror.
328
00:16:39,410 --> 00:16:41,310
I was like getting ready. Oh,
329
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you're the best. You didn't give it
away.
330
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That is so funny.
331
00:16:53,050 --> 00:16:56,510
It was half believable, right? You were
reckless. She was riding the line.
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Michael, what's your name? Hi, Carrie.
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What's your name?
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00:17:00,090 --> 00:17:01,130
What's your name?
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00:17:01,570 --> 00:17:04,490
Taylor. Hi, Taylor. You were awesome.
That was really fun.
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Oh, my God.
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Taylor.
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00:17:09,589 --> 00:17:11,349
Oh, dude, this is going back.
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Did you touch that?
340
00:17:14,369 --> 00:17:15,369
Dude. Whoa.
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00:17:15,829 --> 00:17:16,829
Whoa.
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00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:18,030
Oh, my God.
343
00:17:32,690 --> 00:17:34,570
We've got to increase our costume
budget.
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00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:35,870
Pretty good, right?
345
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:38,250
I'm going to go get somebody.
346
00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:42,090
This is our flagship store.
347
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I'm sorry. I'm kind of in awe.
348
00:17:44,220 --> 00:17:46,100
You're kind of in awe, right? That's a
little bit cool.
349
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:49,680
Yeah. All right. So, Antonio, you can
help me out with the stock here.
350
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:53,860
Maybe you can write the description and
how many of them we have. I was just
351
00:17:53,860 --> 00:17:57,880
counting these shirts over here. So I
got 20 in here. So we'll put those in
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the rest of them.
353
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:03,400
Four hats. One, two, three, four.
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00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,140
You can put those hats in there.
355
00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:09,080
This was the color they're getting rid
of for the season, I guess.
356
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:11,320
I was a little late.
357
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,360
Seems like that's going out.
358
00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:15,160
I like that.
359
00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:16,380
Yeah, it's nice, right?
360
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:17,880
Okay, cool.
361
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,820
So those, brilliant.
362
00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:23,720
And that's box 212, so we can call that
box 212.
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00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:27,480
All right, and can you give me what's
inside that box? Just hand it to me. I
364
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:28,279
will take it.
365
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,500
And I'm going to put it on the... Oh, my
God.
366
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,940
Ew, oh, my God, not that. I'm sorry,
dude. No, no, no, no, no.
367
00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:35,999
Oh, my God.
368
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,759
Give me that.
369
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,320
Oh, dude, this is going back.
370
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:39,639
Did you touch that?
371
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:40,640
Yes.
372
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:42,800
Sorry, it's all slimy.
373
00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:47,060
It was a taxidermy that they sent us for
this, but we didn't order it. Oh.
374
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:51,100
Yeah. It's like some, uh... What kind of
frog is that?
375
00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:52,300
My glasses on.
376
00:18:53,540 --> 00:18:55,440
Uh... Wait, what?
377
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,060
What is it? Is this a serious paper?
Because that says something about
378
00:18:59,060 --> 00:19:00,540
hallucinations.
379
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:04,160
Wait, let me sit down for a second
before I... No, no, no, you know,
380
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,560
That's if they're alive.
381
00:19:06,870 --> 00:19:11,070
Oh, okay, because I'm like, wait, let me
do that before something happens.
382
00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:13,090
Yeah, okay, so what do we have, 27 red?
383
00:19:13,370 --> 00:19:17,790
Yeah. Okay, so what we should do is open
this up and put that in there with
384
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:21,830
them. Okay. So we can keep the packing
slip in there, inside the tissue paper,
385
00:19:21,970 --> 00:19:23,130
maybe under the hats, you know.
386
00:19:23,350 --> 00:19:25,550
And I'll get, let's see.
387
00:19:29,870 --> 00:19:30,870
Here.
388
00:19:32,450 --> 00:19:34,590
All right. Yeah, just underneath them is
good.
389
00:19:34,970 --> 00:19:37,150
We'll just put them under four, right?
One, two, three. Wait, but this isn't
390
00:19:37,150 --> 00:19:40,750
same box, though. Sorry? It was red.
These are yellow. Yeah, red. Red.
391
00:19:41,350 --> 00:19:46,830
Twenty -seven red fish shirts and four
of the red hats, right?
392
00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:50,310
All right. One, two, three, four. Okay.
393
00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:56,870
So, wait. Is there not a... Okay, wait a
minute. What? Is there not a box here
394
00:19:56,870 --> 00:20:01,630
that just had red shirts in it with a
red... These. Yeah, we're going to put
395
00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:03,610
flip in there with that. Red shirts, red
hats.
396
00:20:03,930 --> 00:20:04,930
Are these red right now?
397
00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:08,430
Are these red right now? Yeah, this is
red? Yeah.
398
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,310
Okay, these look yellow to me.
399
00:20:12,550 --> 00:20:13,610
I'm dead serious.
400
00:20:13,830 --> 00:20:17,590
These are yellow in my face right now.
Are you serious? I am so serious.
401
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:18,850
This looks yellow. Yeah.
402
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:22,030
This looks exactly the same color as my
shirt. And your shirt is, whoa, and your
403
00:20:22,030 --> 00:20:23,030
shirt is yellow.
404
00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:28,850
That's not red, that's yellow. Okay, oh
my God, and we're really like having a
405
00:20:28,850 --> 00:20:29,850
moment here.
406
00:20:30,030 --> 00:20:31,030
Dude.
407
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,330
And it's box 212.
408
00:20:32,610 --> 00:20:33,830
Yeah, 212. That's right.
409
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:38,310
We'll pack and get the, you know,
separate if that confuses you.
410
00:20:39,730 --> 00:20:42,430
No, it's... Don't be worried about it.
Here, I'll take this. Dude!
411
00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:44,410
Whoa! Whoa!
412
00:20:45,390 --> 00:20:46,390
Okay, wait a minute.
413
00:20:47,190 --> 00:20:48,190
What's the matter, man?
414
00:20:48,590 --> 00:20:50,750
I'm tripping, dude. Now your shirt is
back red.
415
00:20:51,170 --> 00:20:55,110
Okay. What? No, I'm not sleeping. Okay,
I must really be sleepy.
416
00:20:57,510 --> 00:20:59,950
Your shirt's red now. My shirt's red
now?
417
00:21:00,370 --> 00:21:01,249
Dude, my shirt is red.
418
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:04,810
Everything's in this box red now. I'm
going to open it. I'll close it if
419
00:21:04,810 --> 00:21:05,810
not in it.
420
00:21:07,010 --> 00:21:08,010
Okay.
421
00:21:08,410 --> 00:21:11,830
Will you tell me what you're talking
about? I just had, like, a whole bulb in
422
00:21:11,830 --> 00:21:12,830
here.
423
00:21:13,050 --> 00:21:14,170
Maybe it was the toad.
424
00:21:15,530 --> 00:21:18,130
Let's not go there. How about we don't
go there? Yeah, how about we don't go
425
00:21:18,130 --> 00:21:19,460
there? Do our job.
426
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:20,639
Yeah. Okay.
427
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:21,760
Don't worry about it. Okay.
428
00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:25,300
Next order of business. We'll forget
that. Let's keep on going. Antonio, we
429
00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:26,300
to do the pullovers.
430
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:32,580
All right. All right. So I've got right
down... Antonio, would these... This
431
00:21:32,580 --> 00:21:34,220
is... Would you call these blue?
432
00:21:36,020 --> 00:21:38,480
I would say kind of like a seafoam
green.
433
00:21:38,980 --> 00:21:39,980
Seafoam? Okay.
434
00:21:40,060 --> 00:21:46,340
That's navy. I know that. So this one
would be more of like a... Like royal?
435
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:48,900
This would be royal blue, right?
436
00:21:49,940 --> 00:21:53,960
And then the other thing we have is a
bunch of stuff in here. Yes, we got a
437
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:54,939
sleeping bag.
438
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:55,940
That.
439
00:21:56,860 --> 00:21:58,720
No, this one, I don't even think we have
to write this one down.
440
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:00,119
All right.
441
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:01,120
From downtown.
442
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:06,400
And this, I don't think we need anymore.
443
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:10,300
Yeah.
444
00:22:24,170 --> 00:22:25,170
Pull it down. Pull.
445
00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:30,310
And this. I don't think we need any
more.
446
00:22:32,970 --> 00:22:33,970
Yeah.
447
00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:40,450
Put that in
448
00:22:40,450 --> 00:22:46,810
here.
449
00:22:49,730 --> 00:22:51,970
Okay. This one.
450
00:22:53,290 --> 00:22:56,520
Yeah. We could write this one down. This
would be the last of it.
451
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,840
Winter pullover.
452
00:23:01,620 --> 00:23:02,740
Throw. Winter throw.
453
00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:05,620
And we're running low on boxes.
454
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:09,740
We could just get rid of this guy and
put the rest in here.
455
00:23:10,340 --> 00:23:12,600
Dude, I think that frog did something to
me, man.
456
00:23:12,940 --> 00:23:13,940
Are you serious?
457
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,120
I am dead serious.
458
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:18,800
What did you see? What did you see? Who
was the little guy?
459
00:23:20,270 --> 00:23:24,270
That came from behind the thing and went
into the tent and then you came out.
460
00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:25,370
I'm sorry, what?
461
00:23:25,430 --> 00:23:26,690
Where'd he go?
462
00:23:30,270 --> 00:23:31,670
I'm dead serious, Blake.
463
00:23:31,970 --> 00:23:34,310
Antonio, write this down. Okay.
464
00:23:35,210 --> 00:23:38,910
I am on the Carbonaro Effect.
465
00:23:40,970 --> 00:23:45,090
I am on the Carbonaro Effect.
466
00:23:45,470 --> 00:23:49,210
Yes. It's the name of a hidden camera.
467
00:23:49,979 --> 00:23:51,240
magic TV show.
468
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:54,820
Uh -huh. And you're on that show right
now.
469
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:59,440
Really? My name's Michael Carbonaro. And
you're on the Carbonaro Effect right
470
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:00,620
now. Oh, that's cool.
471
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:03,559
That's cool.
472
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:04,560
You're not really hallucinating.
473
00:24:04,780 --> 00:24:07,680
Oh, my gosh. I thought I was, like,
freaking out or something.
474
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,300
Like, I didn't know what was going on.
475
00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:16,820
Antonio, you were awesome, buddy. Dude,
you got me with the... The show, I'm
476
00:24:16,820 --> 00:24:18,240
like, whoa, I'm like, wait a minute.
477
00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:19,580
I... No.
478
00:24:21,690 --> 00:24:22,690
Wow.
479
00:24:23,610 --> 00:24:25,550
That's awesome. That is so awesome.
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