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I didn't even know what one of these
places was. CBD.
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It's a supplement. It makes you chill.
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Derived from the hemp plant.
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It'll be a good day.
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Hello.
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How are you doing?
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A little menu over here, if you need.
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We provide CBD.
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And each one will just have it like,
almost like you're choosing coffee.
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You know, each one will have a different
kind of flavor.
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So, are you a coffee drinker? I am.
Okay, what kind of coffees do you like?
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okay.
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Well, like, would you get like a dark
roast or a medium roast? Medium roast.
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Maybe something like this one. If it's a
medium body, I would say this one's
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probably... Yeah, something that's made
from this kind of a fiber you'd probably
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like. You know, we can try it. Let me
see if it... No, they grow them in
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different regions.
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This one's an Indonesian, I think.
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Someone do that at the hemp room.
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Huh? I've never seen someone do that at
the hemp room. Oh, no? Yeah.
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That's how you can tell it's the real
pure stuff. It should be able to smoke
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right out of it.
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We've got all of our products that we
make are made of hemp. So our T -shirts
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and belts and stuff.
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So this one looks a little bit more fat.
So I'd say that's probably Egyptian.
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Yeah. I'm just going to heat it up a
little bit.
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They're all fibrous. They all have
channels.
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That's good stuff.
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Yeah, that's Egyptian. You'll probably
like that better.
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Sure. Yeah.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Are the glasses, do those have hemp in
them?
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I have no idea.
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Let me see those.
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These were on the $40 rack at my eye
doctor.
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Oh, wait, were on the $40 rack at your
eye doctor? Yeah. You sometimes tell if
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it's like...
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Yeah Definitely Yeah, a little bit of
hemp in there you can warm it, you know
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You just warm it with a lighter a little
bit and then suck from the ends You
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want to look for like right where it
curls because that's where like the edge
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something that's where it's most porous
Where the virus can come through and
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that's how it can smoke Yeah, that was
it. That was very good. Actually, by the
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way, that's pretty tasty. Are those like
Brazilian, right?
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I just got to call my boss. I'll be
right back. But yeah, those are tasty,
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telling you.
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Did you give it a try?
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How do you even do it?
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You just warm it up here in the end.
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Oh, yeah. Well, don't go too close.
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Okay. You want the heat to kind of
resonate and produce the Carbonaro
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the glasses.
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Do you know what that is? No.
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The Carbonaro effect is the name of a
hidden camera magic TV show that
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you're on right now. Oh, my God.
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I'm Michael Carbonaro.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm a magician.
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be like, I'm going to go back to my mom
and be like, what the f***? I walked
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away. Did you try?
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Yeah, I did. Yeah!
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You guys are insane.
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You tried to smoke your glasses as the
best.
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You had me, dude.
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Well, here's our menu right here.
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This has all of our newest strains if
you wanted to try.
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All the stuff we carry is made from
genetically modified hemp.
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Okay, yeah, yeah.
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And this is how you can tell what is
really good, regenerative, restored
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and what's not.
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Now, all hemp is good, but once that can
restore, like if you cut it, the little
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fibers you'd see underneath the
microscope, if you were to look at those
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fibers on the head of that, you'd see
them wanting to get closer together.
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Like watch here.
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If you put the two together, you see
they almost want to stick, even though
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they're separate.
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They kind of cling.
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But watch, if you pull nice and slow, go
ahead and pull.
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Very slow. Keep it down if you can.
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Right there. See? Look.
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Wow.
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Isn't that something?
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Pull it tight.
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See?
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It's a stronger bond now.
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Yeah, that's so weird. Like when you
break a finger and it restores,
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah. You know, like my shirt. I mean,
people say it's bad, but this weave,
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though it feels like cotton there, it's
soft.
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Here, take this. Go ahead and try and
light it. Okay.
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Yeah, you could even try and burn it.
You see, even though it's catching fire,
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and it molders, but those little hairs
are still
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rubbing together.
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This is some amazing stuff.
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Yeah. See that? So just a little ash.
God.
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And that'll come out in the wash.
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Yeah, thanks. I really believe in it. I
think it's good stuff.
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Yeah. They're just having trouble in the
fashion world, moving it forward.
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Right. the shirt sleeves will seal up
and then you can put your shirt on.
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Yeah. Well, I think I have a pamphlet on
it.
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Doing all right?
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Doing pretty good. How about you? Doing
okay.
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A little sample of cheese, which is
delicious.
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Is that a belly or something? Yeah.
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Ferret's cheese, and it's the kind of
cheese that has hemp inside of it.
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Ferret, huh?
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Yeah, the ferrets consume the hemp, and
then we make hemp milk, and then from
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it, the ferrets...
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Cheese.
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I'll show you.
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It has like a... Cool,
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right?
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A lot of people have a hard time with
pills, you know, capitals and stuff like
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that. So do you go back down here? What
are they eating? They eat the hemp
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plant. You can feel a little... You can
feel their bellies a little bloated
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right there.
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But we milk them in the afternoon.
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You ready? Let me get her. I'll probably
get a good one. But I think it's
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better, too. You can put it in your
coffee if you want, you know, to get it
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direct to be able to take, like, a shot,
like a milk shot.
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I probably wouldn't have ate it if I
knew it came from a ferret.
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Really? I mean, I told you that. Yeah, I
know. I just didn't know that was
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actually a ferret.
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There she goes.
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Yeah. They have, like, just a uni -teat.
You know, there's one.
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That's great. Spot where it comes out.
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But this is... Yeah.
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She got a good amount there.
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But after you have the ferret's milk, we
can heat it up, and then you make it
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cold, and then it will curdle the
cheese.
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Do you want to taste that?
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No. Really? Yeah.
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Good stuff, though.
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Interesting. Yeah, I like stuff if it's
pure. That's why.
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Okay. Make a good personality.
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She's a good one.
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You a good one? Oh!
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I'm sorry.
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Let me clean that up. I'm embarrassed.
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Excuse me.
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All right, guys. Hey, I'm here with Jack
Black, and we are coming up next with
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our little ditty. Are you ready? Oh, I'm
ready. It's coming, it's coming, it's
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coming. Hang tight.
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No one is here, but me and the candy.
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I'm gonna eat it. We haven't even done
one trick.
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Hello.
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You literally caught me just singing by
myself.
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I love it.
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How are ya? Please keep singing. I'm
feeling sweet stuff. Sweet stuff? These
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awesome. This is new.
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These are Pop and Chew.
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So it's printed onto regular photo
paper, but it's a candy. What? Ink.
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So, like, you know, like those old
things when people would pop the candies
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of the paper?
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It's like that, so you can lick that.
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Don't lick it unless you buy it, of
course.
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But, no, that's very sweet, so they have
different flavors on it.
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And I'll show you how it works. You just
squeeze it, and it can pop out.
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It drops as a gumball.
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What just happened?
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Isn't it wild?
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The sugar, it's like a sugar drop thing,
so it's like a way to make a gumball.
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Okay, I want one of those, yes.
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Yeah, it's like a little... Are you
sure? How does it do it over the top
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No, no, you can only have this many per
one. No, I mean like, okay, so you drop
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it, right? Right. And then like the air
goes into it.
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How does it like come over the top?
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Because air is heavier than sugar, so if
you're making a waft of air... Oh, I
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see, I see, okay.
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Do you know when he drops it in the
water and it goes bloop?
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Wow. The sugar goes around.
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Do you want to try a different color?
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Which one?
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Try apple.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Not hard. Just sort of gently.
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Gently like this.
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Just hold it in your hand like this.
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Yeah. And I'll see if I can drop it.
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Do you see that? It loosened.
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Do you see that? Yeah. Okay.
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Bloop. Yeah.
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Wow.
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Isn't that wild?
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It is wild.
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Yeah. I'm so glad I came in here. Yeah.
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That's a company in Denmark that makes
it. He's a scientist who just was, you
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know, figuring out air wafting with
sugar. They have really perfected it.
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Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
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Sorry. Yeah.
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We're right. They did perfect it. Yeah.
I'm going to get a, I'm going to get a
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broom. I'll get a broom. And yeah, don't
eat any of them off the floor. Okay.
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I will be right back.
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You guys want a little tasting?
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Wow,
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picky taster.
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Um, no, they just, uh, I, I, uh, show
off some of the new stuff that we got.
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have our signature taffies, obviously.
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And the new, the new versions of the,
uh, you know, wax bottles are really
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tasty. What's the new version of a wax
bottle?
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They're not as sweet. So, cause they
don't have like a really, really, really
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nectary sweetness. It's just sort of
more chilly. You can, I guess they just
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want you to drink more of them in a row.
What's that?
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Uh, astronaut ice cream. Oh, that's
awesome. I like the packaging.
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That is a good one. You like packaging?
Yeah.
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Yeah. It's got this little, uh.
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Microchip on the back.
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Yeah, so that gets popped, right? You
pop the little microchip, and once you
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have oxygen going inside the bag when
it's released, you have about 30
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Drop the little guy in there. Isn't he
cute?
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Yeah. Tiny little ice cream, and it's
made, you know, with regular cone, but
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it's all just been freeze -dehydrated.
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So it gets dropped in, and there you go.
See?
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The air gets it, and here we go. There
it is.
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Pretty wild, right?
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Not bad.
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Yeah.
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And it is good. I have to say, it's
really good.
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I mean, I believe it. But the cold is
conducted from the foil on the inside of
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the bag.
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A lot of people do it with weddings,
like giveaways at weddings, like as part
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their thing.
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I can't compete with you.
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That was tasty.
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Yeah. I feel like we could buy these for
everyone.
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Yeah. Do you take card? Yeah. Yeah.
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Uh, no, I have these three and then I
got it like 144 gross. Gross just came
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Okay. Well, a dozen dozen.
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I can talk to her about like a deal if
you really want to buy that many. Yeah.
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What do you know? I mean, I want 30.
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You want 30?
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Uh, how, where are you gonna be able to
store them?
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They had, they do it to be like in a dry
place. And if they're going to be 30 of
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them, you just got to make sure like
it's your apartment air conditioned.
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It's not.
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Okay. It's not.
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That could work.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Humidity just sets it off and you don't
want it to cause the carbonaro effect.
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No, you don't. In the box. Have you
heard of the carbonaro effect?
241
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Yeah. Yeah.
242
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Oh, you have?
243
00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:06,060
Yeah. Do you know who I am? You guys.
Oh, my God.
244
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Is that a camera?
245
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Yeah, it's a camera over here.
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You laughed and I was like.
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Wait a minute. When did you know who I
was? So, yeah, I thought I kept
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who is he? Who is he? Who is he? And
then.
249
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That happened, and then it took me like
another 60 seconds. It took me like, I
250
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would say three minutes.
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I'm in a record shop with my buddy Jack
Black. And I'm Jack Black, and I'm here
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with Michael Carbonaro.
253
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We've got a special sign set up to lead
people into these special, unsorted new
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arrival records.
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And that's where the magic will happen.
Jack, are you ready?
256
00:14:45,340 --> 00:14:49,790
Yeah. Outside. I was going to try not to
talk like Penn and Teller. Wait, I have
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to change. Good.
258
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We just had a bunch of new records come
in.
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00:14:58,910 --> 00:15:03,510
Yeah. They're all in the red here, the
red bin, if you're interested.
260
00:15:03,830 --> 00:15:05,350
I'm going to go through those in about
an hour.
261
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Is it rock stuff?
262
00:15:07,730 --> 00:15:08,730
It's like everything.
263
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It's a mixture of everything.
264
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Was that like all original stuff you
did?
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I don't know. You just did.
266
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stuff they got in today.
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This isn't original stuff.
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It's new to them. Yeah.
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If something's modern, though, and it
has a new press like that, is it still
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worth any money if it's like the first
of it?
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What do you mean modern?
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Like, if...
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It's not the original printing, but... I
go for original pricings if I can help
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it.
275
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:54,380
That's my whole thing, is I have a 70s
system.
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This is like the new School of Rock.
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Hold on a minute.
278
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:04,320
That ain't right.
279
00:16:04,420 --> 00:16:06,800
No, and I feel like I should call a
lawyer.
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Wait a minute, you're...
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I'm from the original cast. I know. It's
weird that I'm looking at it. Hold on a
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minute. Yeah, and this is the new guy.
This is the new guy.
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00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:19,050
Dude. Oh, my gosh.
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00:16:20,390 --> 00:16:24,490
No way. Oh, my gosh. That's so weird.
Are you kidding me? Dude, look what I'm
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00:16:24,490 --> 00:16:25,490
looking at.
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00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:30,210
That is so crazy. I never walk by here.
This is Michael Carbonari. I never walk
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by. He plays School of Rock on Broadway.
288
00:16:34,810 --> 00:16:36,430
Oh, shit. Wait a minute. Oh,
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00:16:37,270 --> 00:16:38,270
this is funny.
290
00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:42,290
Yeah. I was just saying. I'm getting
people thinking I'm you. I know. We have
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like a similar rock energy.
292
00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:48,110
Dude, would you ever confuse the two of
us for the same person? I don't think
293
00:16:48,110 --> 00:16:49,110
Ray Charles would.
294
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Really?
295
00:16:50,730 --> 00:16:53,670
Yeah. It's a real thing. They call it
the Carbonaro effect.
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When people confuse faces.
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Yeah. Have you heard of that before?
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You're making me hungry.
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00:17:00,030 --> 00:17:05,369
No, I haven't. Well, it's a scientific
thing that happens between people if you
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00:17:05,369 --> 00:17:11,250
get confused about faces, but it's also
the name of a hidden camera magic TV
301
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show that you're on right now.
302
00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:15,990
Okay.
303
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I'm starring in it. You are the star.
304
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Yes. Don't know what kind of ratings and
big money you're getting.
305
00:17:23,089 --> 00:17:27,150
Well, there really is a hidden camera
show going on right now. Okay. Okay,
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there's a hidden camera behind that
mirror right there.
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Camera over there. See that up there?
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00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,260
Got a microphone hiding right there.
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Jack Black. I don't know if it's going
to work. It's awful.
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Dude. Dude, you need to work on that
sweat.
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Yo, dude.
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00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:46,940
Let me get a picture of this. This is
actually bizarre. The two school of
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rockers. Old school and new school.
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Awesome, man.
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00:17:56,060 --> 00:17:57,060
You're awesome.
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00:18:00,110 --> 00:18:01,550
What do you think this is made of here?
317
00:18:01,770 --> 00:18:04,070
It looks like copper, maybe? Copper?
318
00:18:04,590 --> 00:18:07,530
Yeah, like some kind of... What the...
Oh, my God.
319
00:18:18,490 --> 00:18:22,150
Just going to go in for a quick
confession. It's been three weeks since
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00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:25,930
confession. Oh, that's a camera hide.
Sorry. That's where we're hiding
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00:18:26,710 --> 00:18:28,290
Problems. I'll get back to you later.
322
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:31,829
It's cool, right?
323
00:18:31,830 --> 00:18:34,530
Yeah. Yeah, they're going to be
renovating the whole place. Wow.
324
00:18:34,790 --> 00:18:38,790
First steps, they have to just make sure
it's safety zoned correctly. So we're,
325
00:18:38,810 --> 00:18:42,250
I just started here. I'll show you over
here. I was making a list of, these are
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00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:45,370
our regular forms. They don't exactly
work for this, but I'm going to go over
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00:18:45,370 --> 00:18:47,890
them and you just, they're pretty much
all going to be damaged.
328
00:18:48,130 --> 00:18:51,170
Okay. But just want to make sure that I
have the things right that I had. All
329
00:18:51,170 --> 00:18:55,130
right. This one's cool. It actually
didn't even fit in any of the spots.
330
00:18:55,630 --> 00:18:56,630
Yeah.
331
00:18:56,870 --> 00:18:58,010
This is the right.
332
00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:00,070
Pillar. Okay.
333
00:19:00,490 --> 00:19:01,490
Pillar damage.
334
00:19:02,530 --> 00:19:03,550
Yeah, exactly.
335
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:08,270
Yeah, see, something like that can be...
That looks strong. That's good. Yeah.
336
00:19:08,550 --> 00:19:09,550
Damage. Ooh.
337
00:19:11,190 --> 00:19:12,190
What the heck?
338
00:19:14,770 --> 00:19:16,110
Oh my god!
339
00:19:16,470 --> 00:19:17,470
That's not real.
340
00:19:17,810 --> 00:19:19,030
I don't know.
341
00:19:21,990 --> 00:19:23,450
Is it...
342
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,430
That has got to be worth something.
Yeah.
343
00:19:34,870 --> 00:19:36,390
Wow. Look at that.
344
00:19:40,310 --> 00:19:44,010
Wow. All right. Yeah. You know, it's
funny. Yesterday they were doing stuff
345
00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:48,690
downstairs and they were finding things
that were, you know, just like laying
346
00:19:48,690 --> 00:19:51,170
out in the open. You know, why is it
like in there?
347
00:19:51,430 --> 00:19:53,970
I don't know. And that rat is like.
348
00:19:54,350 --> 00:19:55,410
Yeah. Wow.
349
00:19:56,010 --> 00:19:57,010
Boy, is that pretty.
350
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,780
Hey, let me see a cleaning cloth there.
Yeah, sure.
351
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,200
Yeah.
352
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,480
What do you think this is made of here?
353
00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:07,580
It looks like copper maybe? Copper?
354
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:12,960
Yeah, like some kind of... What is this?
Oh.
355
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:14,720
What is that?
356
00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:18,480
Is that what I handed you? Yeah. It was
like soft when you first gave it to me.
357
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:19,559
Yeah.
358
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,940
That's so weird. It like literally dried
in my hand.
359
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,000
Maybe that's what happened to the rat.
360
00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,120
That is weird.
361
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:30,220
That was totally tough, right? Yeah,
that was totally tough.
362
00:20:30,580 --> 00:20:31,580
That's so weird.
363
00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:37,160
No, oh, I wouldn't touch. I have gloves
on. Oh, shoot. No, just because... How's
364
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:37,979
it going, guys?
365
00:20:37,980 --> 00:20:39,200
Oh. Hey.
366
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:41,899
I'm Michael.
367
00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:44,620
Yes. I'm Chad, by the way. That's Chad.
Nice to meet you. Harley.
368
00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:46,380
Nice to meet you. Yes, Harley.
369
00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:49,120
Where'd you find it? It was literally,
like, over there.
370
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:50,920
Pulled it out of there.
371
00:20:51,740 --> 00:20:52,740
And then... Who got that?
372
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,379
The flashlight?
373
00:20:54,380 --> 00:20:56,880
No, the rat. Yeah. It was in the wall.
374
00:20:57,470 --> 00:20:58,510
Or whatever, yeah.
375
00:20:58,970 --> 00:21:02,170
And then this turned that soft towel
into that.
376
00:21:02,510 --> 00:21:04,250
Yeah. You probably shouldn't touch it
with your fingers.
377
00:21:04,570 --> 00:21:08,890
Oh, the dust, you think? Well, this kind
of got all... This was like a literal
378
00:21:08,890 --> 00:21:09,890
just a cloth.
379
00:21:10,610 --> 00:21:11,710
It looks like plaster.
380
00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:12,970
Yeah.
381
00:21:13,670 --> 00:21:14,670
Yeah. I know.
382
00:21:14,910 --> 00:21:17,450
I guess if it was wet a little... It was
probably wet.
383
00:21:17,670 --> 00:21:19,650
Okay, then there we go.
384
00:21:19,870 --> 00:21:20,870
Yeah.
385
00:21:20,930 --> 00:21:23,850
I'm going to do some research on this.
Okay, yeah. What are those things on
386
00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:25,690
there? What do you think that's made of?
Tin?
387
00:21:26,220 --> 00:21:29,240
Like some kind of gold or something.
Yeah, brass, maybe. Brasser.
388
00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:33,140
Oh, no.
389
00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:34,180
What the heck?
390
00:21:34,340 --> 00:21:35,339
Look at this.
391
00:21:35,340 --> 00:21:38,860
That's... Look at this. That's crazy. I
just touched this to this.
392
00:21:40,260 --> 00:21:44,100
That is so weird, because the tips of
this... Yeah, it's only touched there,
393
00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:47,200
then it... Yeah, the tips of this right
here, it's like as if they're like...
394
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,040
It's like a... It doesn't feel like
brush anymore.
395
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,040
But then it extended out so far.
396
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:53,480
That's so weird.
397
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,200
Yeah.
398
00:21:55,290 --> 00:21:56,290
Where's the chalice?
399
00:21:57,130 --> 00:21:59,910
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
400
00:22:00,150 --> 00:22:01,150
Whoa. What the?
401
00:22:01,670 --> 00:22:02,449
What the?
402
00:22:02,450 --> 00:22:03,450
Oh, my gosh.
403
00:22:09,350 --> 00:22:10,850
It doesn't feel like brush anymore.
404
00:22:11,710 --> 00:22:13,870
But then I had to stand it up so hard.
405
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,250
It's so weird.
406
00:22:16,010 --> 00:22:17,830
Yeah. Where's the chalice?
407
00:22:18,990 --> 00:22:19,990
Oh,
408
00:22:20,770 --> 00:22:21,770
my God. Oh, my God.
409
00:22:21,970 --> 00:22:22,970
Whoa. What the?
410
00:22:23,430 --> 00:22:24,359
What the?
411
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:25,339
Oh, my gosh.
412
00:22:25,340 --> 00:22:27,440
What? Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no. It's
okay. It's okay.
413
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,680
Yo, are you all right?
414
00:22:32,540 --> 00:22:33,519
No way.
415
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,580
Don't. Just stay here. Hello? Are you
all right?
416
00:22:37,460 --> 00:22:38,460
What the?
417
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,680
Sir? Michael. Hello? Hi.
418
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:44,040
What's your name?
419
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:46,520
What is going on here? Can you hear me?
420
00:22:46,820 --> 00:22:47,820
Are you okay?
421
00:22:48,180 --> 00:22:49,180
Hello?
422
00:22:51,980 --> 00:22:53,680
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
423
00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:56,800
Dude, come on. Are you okay?
424
00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:59,060
Oh, my God. Okay.
425
00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:07,380
Wait, are you... Oh, wait. Stay with me.
We'll call... We'll get through this.
426
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:10,900
Okay. Just so I don't feel like I'm
going crazy.
427
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:12,160
How is this happening?
428
00:23:12,700 --> 00:23:19,400
It turned the towel to stone, and then
it turned the brush to stone, and then
429
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:22,030
he... I looked over, and he was...
Don't.
430
00:23:24,410 --> 00:23:27,990
Oh, my God. What the fuck is... I
don't... Look, he's got the goblet right
431
00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:28,990
there.
432
00:23:30,650 --> 00:23:35,590
Okay. An organic drug that would
temporarily slow down muscle movement
433
00:23:35,590 --> 00:23:37,110
extreme heaviness in limbs.
434
00:23:37,610 --> 00:23:39,510
Don't touch it. No, I'm not going to
touch that.
435
00:23:40,570 --> 00:23:43,610
Oh, my God. Okay, so I touched... Oh, my
gosh. I didn't touch the cup. I know
436
00:23:43,610 --> 00:23:46,770
what this is. I know what this is. What
is it? This is literally the Carbonaro
437
00:23:46,770 --> 00:23:47,770
effect.
438
00:23:49,790 --> 00:23:52,430
That's what happened to him and the rat
and the rag.
439
00:23:55,490 --> 00:23:57,330
What is that? The Carbonaro effect.
440
00:23:57,670 --> 00:23:58,670
Yeah, what is that?
441
00:23:58,930 --> 00:24:04,750
It's the name of a hidden camera magic
TV show that
442
00:24:04,750 --> 00:24:07,730
you're on right now.
443
00:24:07,930 --> 00:24:08,930
Oh, my God.
444
00:24:10,110 --> 00:24:11,830
My name is Michael Carbonaro.
445
00:24:12,190 --> 00:24:13,190
I'm a magician.
446
00:24:14,030 --> 00:24:16,250
This was my buddy Chad, who's also a
magician.
447
00:24:18,820 --> 00:24:19,820
Chad, do you want to meet? Oh.
448
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:24,500
Okay, that was really impressive.
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