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I didn't even know what one of these places was. CBD.

It's a supplement. It makes you chill.

Derived from the hemp plant.

It'll be a good day.

Hello.

How are you doing?

A little menu over here, if you need.

We provide CBD.

And each one will just have it like, almost like you're choosing coffee.

You know, each one will have a different kind of flavor.

So, are you a coffee drinker? I am. Okay, what kind of coffees do you like?

okay.

Well, like, would you get like a dark roast or a medium roast? Medium roast.

Maybe something like this one. If it's a medium body, I would say this one's

probably... Yeah, something that's made from this kind of a fiber you'd probably

like. You know, we can try it. Let me see if it... No, they grow them in

different regions.

This one's an Indonesian, I think.

Someone do that at the hemp room.

Huh? I've never seen someone do that at the hemp room. Oh, no? Yeah.

That's how you can tell it's the real pure stuff. It should be able to smoke

right out of it.

We've got all of our products that we make are made of hemp. So our T -shirts

and belts and stuff.

So this one looks a little bit more fat. So I'd say that's probably Egyptian.

Yeah. I'm just going to heat it up a little bit.

They're all fibrous. They all have channels.

That's good stuff.

Yeah, that's Egyptian. You'll probably like that better.

Sure. Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

Are the glasses, do those have hemp in them?

I have no idea.

Let me see those.

These were on the $40 rack at my eye doctor.

Oh, wait, were on the $40 rack at your eye doctor? Yeah. You sometimes tell if

it's like...

Yeah Definitely Yeah, a little bit of hemp in there you can warm it, you know

You just warm it with a lighter a little bit and then suck from the ends You

want to look for like right where it curls because that's where like the edge

something that's where it's most porous Where the virus can come through and

that's how it can smoke Yeah, that was it. That was very good. Actually, by the

way, that's pretty tasty. Are those like Brazilian, right?

I just got to call my boss. I'll be right back. But yeah, those are tasty,

telling you.

Did you give it a try?

How do you even do it?

You just warm it up here in the end.

Oh, yeah. Well, don't go too close.

Okay. You want the heat to kind of resonate and produce the Carbonaro

the glasses.

Do you know what that is? No.

The Carbonaro effect is the name of a hidden camera magic TV show that

you're on right now. Oh, my God.

I'm Michael Carbonaro.

Oh, my God.

I'm a magician.

be like, I'm going to go back to my mom and be like, what the f***? I walked

away. Did you try?

Yeah, I did. Yeah!

You guys are insane.

You tried to smoke your glasses as the best.

You had me, dude.

Well, here's our menu right here.

This has all of our newest strains if you wanted to try.

All the stuff we carry is made from genetically modified hemp.

Okay, yeah, yeah.

And this is how you can tell what is really good, regenerative, restored

and what's not.

Now, all hemp is good, but once that can restore, like if you cut it, the little

fibers you'd see underneath the microscope, if you were to look at those

fibers on the head of that, you'd see them wanting to get closer together.

Like watch here.

If you put the two together, you see they almost want to stick, even though

they're separate.

They kind of cling.

But watch, if you pull nice and slow, go ahead and pull.

Very slow. Keep it down if you can.

Right there. See? Look.

Wow.

Isn't that something?

Pull it tight.

See?

It's a stronger bond now.

Yeah, that's so weird. Like when you break a finger and it restores,

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. You know, like my shirt. I mean, people say it's bad, but this weave,

though it feels like cotton there, it's soft.

Here, take this. Go ahead and try and light it. Okay.

Yeah, you could even try and burn it. You see, even though it's catching fire,

and it molders, but those little hairs are still

rubbing together.

This is some amazing stuff.

Yeah. See that? So just a little ash. God.

And that'll come out in the wash.

Yeah, thanks. I really believe in it. I think it's good stuff.

Yeah. They're just having trouble in the fashion world, moving it forward.

Right. the shirt sleeves will seal up and then you can put your shirt on.

Yeah. Well, I think I have a pamphlet on it.

Doing all right?

Doing pretty good. How about you? Doing okay.

A little sample of cheese, which is delicious.

Is that a belly or something? Yeah.

Ferret's cheese, and it's the kind of cheese that has hemp inside of it.

Ferret, huh?

Yeah, the ferrets consume the hemp, and then we make hemp milk, and then from

it, the ferrets...

Cheese.

I'll show you.

It has like a... Cool,

right?

A lot of people have a hard time with pills, you know, capitals and stuff like

that. So do you go back down here? What are they eating? They eat the hemp

plant. You can feel a little... You can feel their bellies a little bloated

right there.

But we milk them in the afternoon.

You ready? Let me get her. I'll probably get a good one. But I think it's

better, too. You can put it in your coffee if you want, you know, to get it

direct to be able to take, like, a shot, like a milk shot.

I probably wouldn't have ate it if I knew it came from a ferret.

Really? I mean, I told you that. Yeah, I know. I just didn't know that was

actually a ferret.

There she goes.

Yeah. They have, like, just a uni -teat. You know, there's one.

That's great. Spot where it comes out.

But this is... Yeah.

She got a good amount there.

But after you have the ferret's milk, we can heat it up, and then you make it

cold, and then it will curdle the cheese.

Do you want to taste that?

No. Really? Yeah.

Good stuff, though.

Interesting. Yeah, I like stuff if it's pure. That's why.

Okay. Make a good personality.

She's a good one.

You a good one? Oh!

I'm sorry.

Let me clean that up. I'm embarrassed.

Excuse me.

All right, guys. Hey, I'm here with Jack Black, and we are coming up next with

our little ditty. Are you ready? Oh, I'm ready. It's coming, it's coming, it's

coming. Hang tight.

No one is here, but me and the candy.

I'm gonna eat it. We haven't even done one trick.

Hello.

You literally caught me just singing by myself.

I love it.

How are ya? Please keep singing. I'm feeling sweet stuff. Sweet stuff? These

awesome. This is new.

These are Pop and Chew.

So it's printed onto regular photo paper, but it's a candy. What? Ink.

So, like, you know, like those old things when people would pop the candies

of the paper?

It's like that, so you can lick that.

Don't lick it unless you buy it, of course.

But, no, that's very sweet, so they have different flavors on it.

And I'll show you how it works. You just squeeze it, and it can pop out.

It drops as a gumball.

What just happened?

Isn't it wild?

The sugar, it's like a sugar drop thing, so it's like a way to make a gumball.

Okay, I want one of those, yes.

Yeah, it's like a little... Are you sure? How does it do it over the top

No, no, you can only have this many per one. No, I mean like, okay, so you drop

it, right? Right. And then like the air goes into it.

How does it like come over the top?

Because air is heavier than sugar, so if you're making a waft of air... Oh, I

see, I see, okay.

Do you know when he drops it in the water and it goes bloop?

Wow. The sugar goes around.

Do you want to try a different color?

Which one?

Try apple.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Not hard. Just sort of gently.

Gently like this.

Just hold it in your hand like this.

Yeah. And I'll see if I can drop it.

Do you see that? It loosened.

Do you see that? Yeah. Okay.

Bloop. Yeah.

Wow.

Isn't that wild?

It is wild.

Yeah. I'm so glad I came in here. Yeah.

That's a company in Denmark that makes it. He's a scientist who just was, you

know, figuring out air wafting with sugar. They have really perfected it.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Sorry. Yeah.

We're right. They did perfect it. Yeah. I'm going to get a, I'm going to get a

broom. I'll get a broom. And yeah, don't eat any of them off the floor. Okay.

I will be right back.

You guys want a little tasting?

Wow,

picky taster.

Um, no, they just, uh, I, I, uh, show off some of the new stuff that we got.

have our signature taffies, obviously.

And the new, the new versions of the, uh, you know, wax bottles are really

tasty. What's the new version of a wax bottle?

They're not as sweet. So, cause they don't have like a really, really, really

nectary sweetness. It's just sort of more chilly. You can, I guess they just

want you to drink more of them in a row. What's that?

Uh, astronaut ice cream. Oh, that's awesome. I like the packaging.

That is a good one. You like packaging? Yeah.

Yeah. It's got this little, uh.

Microchip on the back.

Yeah, so that gets popped, right? You pop the little microchip, and once you

have oxygen going inside the bag when it's released, you have about 30

Drop the little guy in there. Isn't he cute?

Yeah. Tiny little ice cream, and it's made, you know, with regular cone, but

it's all just been freeze -dehydrated.

So it gets dropped in, and there you go. See?

The air gets it, and here we go. There it is.

Pretty wild, right?

Not bad.

Yeah.

And it is good. I have to say, it's really good.

I mean, I believe it. But the cold is conducted from the foil on the inside of

the bag.

A lot of people do it with weddings, like giveaways at weddings, like as part

their thing.

I can't compete with you.

That was tasty.

Yeah. I feel like we could buy these for everyone.

Yeah. Do you take card? Yeah. Yeah.

Uh, no, I have these three and then I got it like 144 gross. Gross just came

Okay. Well, a dozen dozen.

I can talk to her about like a deal if you really want to buy that many. Yeah.

What do you know? I mean, I want 30.

You want 30?

Uh, how, where are you gonna be able to store them?

They had, they do it to be like in a dry place. And if they're going to be 30 of

them, you just got to make sure like it's your apartment air conditioned.

It's not.

Okay. It's not.

That could work.

Yeah. Yeah.

Humidity just sets it off and you don't want it to cause the carbonaro effect.

No, you don't. In the box. Have you heard of the carbonaro effect?

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, you have?

Yeah. Do you know who I am? You guys. Oh, my God.

Is that a camera?

Yeah, it's a camera over here.

You laughed and I was like.

Wait a minute. When did you know who I was? So, yeah, I thought I kept

who is he? Who is he? Who is he? And then.

That happened, and then it took me like another 60 seconds. It took me like, I

would say three minutes.

I'm in a record shop with my buddy Jack Black. And I'm Jack Black, and I'm here

with Michael Carbonaro.

We've got a special sign set up to lead people into these special, unsorted new

arrival records.

And that's where the magic will happen. Jack, are you ready?

Yeah. Outside. I was going to try not to talk like Penn and Teller. Wait, I have

to change. Good.

We just had a bunch of new records come in.

Yeah. They're all in the red here, the red bin, if you're interested.

I'm going to go through those in about an hour.

Is it rock stuff?

It's like everything.

It's a mixture of everything.

Was that like all original stuff you did?

I don't know. You just did.

stuff they got in today.

This isn't original stuff.

It's new to them. Yeah.

If something's modern, though, and it has a new press like that, is it still

worth any money if it's like the first of it?

What do you mean modern?

Like, if...

It's not the original printing, but... I go for original pricings if I can help

it.

That's my whole thing, is I have a 70s system.

This is like the new School of Rock.

Hold on a minute.

That ain't right.

No, and I feel like I should call a lawyer.

Wait a minute, you're...

I'm from the original cast. I know. It's weird that I'm looking at it. Hold on a

minute. Yeah, and this is the new guy. This is the new guy.

Dude. Oh, my gosh.

No way. Oh, my gosh. That's so weird. Are you kidding me? Dude, look what I'm

looking at.

That is so crazy. I never walk by here. This is Michael Carbonari. I never walk

by. He plays School of Rock on Broadway.

Oh, shit. Wait a minute. Oh,

this is funny.

Yeah. I was just saying. I'm getting people thinking I'm you. I know. We have

like a similar rock energy.

Dude, would you ever confuse the two of us for the same person? I don't think

Ray Charles would.

Really?

Yeah. It's a real thing. They call it the Carbonaro effect.

When people confuse faces.

Yeah. Have you heard of that before?

You're making me hungry.

No, I haven't. Well, it's a scientific thing that happens between people if you

get confused about faces, but it's also the name of a hidden camera magic TV

show that you're on right now.

Okay.

I'm starring in it. You are the star.

Yes. Don't know what kind of ratings and big money you're getting.

Well, there really is a hidden camera show going on right now. Okay. Okay,

there's a hidden camera behind that mirror right there.

Camera over there. See that up there?

Got a microphone hiding right there.

Jack Black. I don't know if it's going to work. It's awful.

Dude. Dude, you need to work on that sweat.

Yo, dude.

Let me get a picture of this. This is actually bizarre. The two school of

rockers. Old school and new school.

Awesome, man.

You're awesome.

What do you think this is made of here?

It looks like copper, maybe? Copper?

Yeah, like some kind of... What the... Oh, my God.

Just going to go in for a quick confession. It's been three weeks since

confession. Oh, that's a camera hide. Sorry. That's where we're hiding

Problems. I'll get back to you later.

It's cool, right?

Yeah. Yeah, they're going to be renovating the whole place. Wow.

First steps, they have to just make sure it's safety zoned correctly. So we're,

I just started here. I'll show you over here. I was making a list of, these are

our regular forms. They don't exactly work for this, but I'm going to go over

them and you just, they're pretty much all going to be damaged.

Okay. But just want to make sure that I have the things right that I had. All

right. This one's cool. It actually didn't even fit in any of the spots.

Yeah.

This is the right.

Pillar. Okay.

Pillar damage.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, see, something like that can be... That looks strong. That's good. Yeah.

Damage. Ooh.

What the heck?

Oh my god!

That's not real.

I don't know.

Is it...

That has got to be worth something. Yeah.

Wow. Look at that.

Wow. All right. Yeah. You know, it's funny. Yesterday they were doing stuff

downstairs and they were finding things that were, you know, just like laying

out in the open. You know, why is it like in there?

I don't know. And that rat is like.

Yeah. Wow.

Boy, is that pretty.

Hey, let me see a cleaning cloth there. Yeah, sure.

Yeah.

What do you think this is made of here?

It looks like copper maybe? Copper?

Yeah, like some kind of... What is this? Oh.

What is that?

Is that what I handed you? Yeah. It was like soft when you first gave it to me.

Yeah.

That's so weird. It like literally dried in my hand.

Maybe that's what happened to the rat.

That is weird.

That was totally tough, right? Yeah, that was totally tough.

That's so weird.

No, oh, I wouldn't touch. I have gloves on. Oh, shoot. No, just because... How's

it going, guys?

Oh. Hey.

I'm Michael.

Yes. I'm Chad, by the way. That's Chad. Nice to meet you. Harley.

Nice to meet you. Yes, Harley.

Where'd you find it? It was literally, like, over there.

Pulled it out of there.

And then... Who got that?

The flashlight?

No, the rat. Yeah. It was in the wall.

Or whatever, yeah.

And then this turned that soft towel into that.

Yeah. You probably shouldn't touch it with your fingers.

Oh, the dust, you think? Well, this kind of got all... This was like a literal

just a cloth.

It looks like plaster.

Yeah.

Yeah. I know.

I guess if it was wet a little... It was probably wet.

Okay, then there we go.

Yeah.

I'm going to do some research on this. Okay, yeah. What are those things on

there? What do you think that's made of? Tin?

Like some kind of gold or something. Yeah, brass, maybe. Brasser.

Oh, no.

What the heck?

Look at this.

That's... Look at this. That's crazy. I just touched this to this.

That is so weird, because the tips of this... Yeah, it's only touched there,

then it... Yeah, the tips of this right here, it's like as if they're like...

It's like a... It doesn't feel like brush anymore.

But then it extended out so far.

That's so weird.

Yeah.

Where's the chalice?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Whoa. What the?

What the?

Oh, my gosh.

It doesn't feel like brush anymore.

But then I had to stand it up so hard.

It's so weird.

Yeah. Where's the chalice?

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Whoa. What the?

What the?

Oh, my gosh.

What? Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no. It's okay. It's okay.

Yo, are you all right?

No way.

Don't. Just stay here. Hello? Are you all right?

What the?

Sir? Michael. Hello? Hi.

What's your name?

What is going on here? Can you hear me?

Are you okay?

Hello?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Dude, come on. Are you okay?

Oh, my God. Okay.

Wait, are you... Oh, wait. Stay with me. We'll call... We'll get through this.

Okay. Just so I don't feel like I'm going crazy.

How is this happening?

It turned the towel to stone, and then it turned the brush to stone, and then

he... I looked over, and he was... Don't.

Oh, my God. What the fuck is... I don't... Look, he's got the goblet right

there.

Okay. An organic drug that would temporarily slow down muscle movement

extreme heaviness in limbs.

Don't touch it. No, I'm not going to touch that.

Oh, my God. Okay, so I touched... Oh, my gosh. I didn't touch the cup. I know

what this is. I know what this is. What is it? This is literally the Carbonaro

effect.

That's what happened to him and the rat and the rag.

What is that? The Carbonaro effect.

Yeah, what is that?

It's the name of a hidden camera magic TV show that

you're on right now.

Oh, my God.

My name is Michael Carbonaro.

I'm a magician.

This was my buddy Chad, who's also a magician.

Chad, do you want to meet? Oh.

Okay, that was really impressive.