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Okay, here's what we're doing.
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Made up a fake startup company called
100sellittous .com.
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It's like we remove your junk, you know,
and we sell it online for you. So I
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called around and got some people to
help me with this new company, and we're
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going to do it here in this den.
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Ready?
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Get it.
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Let me get a barrel. Can you open that
up? Yeah, sure. We'll make like a
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thing. All right, you know, throw some
stuff out. Right. Stuff to throw away.
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Okay. And I will start to look at some
of the things we have.
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That's great.
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Okay. So we'll keep an item as I just
have the clock.
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I write down baseball mitt. We're going
to want to keep that.
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Yeah, that you can definitely throw.
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Okay, so that's in the keeper pile.
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And what is that?
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Amazing guanji pet.
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Guanji pet?
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It's still in the package. Look.
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Kind of cool. I mean, it was $1 at some
point.
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$1. Amazing warranty. I mean, this is
from, I'm going to guess, the 70s. Yeah?
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From the art.
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I can even see if I can find a date.
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It's kind of in the tradition of a pet
rock. You know how they have those
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silly... Oh, I see. So, you don't know.
You might get a newt. You might get a
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lizard. You might get an elephant.
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So, okay.
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People might dig that.
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What do you think? Well, let's see the
conditions because this is really dirty.
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Yeah, that's the only thing.
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Oh.
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Is it nasty? It's nasty, dude. Look at
that.
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Oh.
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Yikes. That's garbage for sure.
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What is that? Somebody did not care for
the guanji. Oh, this is like those rip
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-off things.
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Oh. You know, from the comic books?
Yeah.
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Oh, God. What are those things called?
The ocean monkeys or whatever they make
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little? Oh, it smells bad, too.
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I would say that looked like it at one
point was a lizard.
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Because you see it has a little paws or
a little feet.
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That's disgusting.
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Not that.
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We're not going to sell that. We're not
going to sell that. Okay, good.
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Some coffee?
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You didn't bring this in?
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No, that's not mine. Okay, this is
probably from the 70s, too.
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Can you imagine?
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That is not mine, I promise.
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Those are probably trash. That's the
thing with the guanji.
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Oh,
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it hit that thing.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What? What was that?
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I don't know.
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Feel that.
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It hit that little... The guanji? Yeah.
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You know what?
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That's what I'm saying, like you put it
in water or something.
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What?
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Oh, my God.
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Dude. That's an actual animal.
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He's alive.
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It cannot be alive. It must be like a
growing thing. No, it's alive.
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It's not alive. It is.
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It's a living animal. It grew.
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It's alive. It activated it.
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Dude. That's not real.
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It's alive.
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It's blinking. It just turned its head.
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What?
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Dude, that's a living, like, is it
alive?
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It's alive!
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Come on. Should we pick it up and, like,
look underneath and see if there's,
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like, a battery or something?
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Yeah, yeah.
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It's probably some kind of capillary
action and it moves a little. Okay, this
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what I'm going to do. I'm watching the
eyes. I'm going to see if it blinks.
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Okay. All creatures have to blink. Even
lizards?
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Yeah.
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Oh, it blinks. It did?
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It's real. I mean, unless it activates.
It's activated.
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Like, unless a blink activator does
that, too. A blink activator? What is
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Like, in other words, if it's wringing
out moisture, like, it would go, you
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what I mean?
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Wow.
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I've never seen anything like this. It's
got to be a toy.
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It might be fake, but it's just super
real -ish.
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Do you think maybe it's moving with the
carbonaro effect?
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Okay, that could be.
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Do you know what that is? The Carbonaro
Effect?
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What is that?
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Oh, the Carbonaro Effect is the name of
a hidden camera magic TV show.
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Oh.
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And you're on that show right now.
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Oh, Carbonaro.
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Are we on a TV show? I'm a magician.
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We're on a TV show right now.
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And you are holding a real lizard.
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This is a real lizard? That's a real
lizard. No.
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Yes. Are you Michael Carbonaro? I'm
Michael Carbonaro.
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Son of a bitch, I know you. You do?
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How?
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Like, you had a familiar look?
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I have a TV show on TruTV called The
Carbonaro Effect.
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Oh, okay. Where people are shown
something that couldn't possibly be
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see if they'll believe in it.
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Oh, my God.
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That's so cool.
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And you know you're still holding a live
lizard, right? He is alive?
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He's alive. Is he really? He's real. Oh.
It's not a toy from the 70s.
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Oh, my God, dude.
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You're amazing.
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You're awesome.
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Okay.
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Maybe this box of junk here. What do we
got in here?
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What's your name?
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Caleb. Caleb.
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Oh, man.
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You remember those?
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Nostradart came of death thing. I don't
remember those. Were they like the
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cheating darts or something? I think so.
It was like that it was weighted on the
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front.
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Yeah, that's definitely weighted. You
can feel it?
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Throw one, right?
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Yeah. Oh, here. Yeah.
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That's thick.
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Perfect. No way to leave it. Leave it.
It looks like it angled down. Really?
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I mean, I kind of love it.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, here. Throw another one.
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That's probably what it is. It weights
it down, so if you can make it 13. Oh, I
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thought it was 6 again. I'm like, oh,
they all hit 6 or something now.
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That would be 15.
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All right, ready? Watch me.
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I'm going to beat you.
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So basically, something with this
natural darts, it has to do something
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wishes and fortune telling or something.
Oh, really? Yeah, so I think these have
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little, like, fortunes in them or
something.
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Yeah, pop it open.
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You think so? I mean, is this a one
-time deal? It doesn't matter. I'll buy
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them. It doesn't matter. I mean, he said
if you find some old something.
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Oh, I see. It's got, like, a scroll.
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Thirteen.
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So it answers. Let's see if this one
says six, then. No, that can't happen.
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Well, let's see.
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Yeah, it does.
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Is it really? Yeah.
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What's it like?
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Six.
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Wow. It, it, uh, like, the size of our
line is different.
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All right, now we got it.
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Pull it out. Yeah, Mike, here you go.
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Fifteen.
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Say fifteen?
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Yeah. Come on.
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How does it know that?
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Let me see that.
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All right, so we get all three?
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Yeah. Oh, here's one. Oh, yeah.
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I wonder what that one said.
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Blank wall.
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I guess we should see.
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Whoa.
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Hit wall?
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That's what it is.
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That's what it is. They took them off
the market because they would know the
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outcome. I don't understand how my
name's on there.
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Caleb Wayne.
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Oh, because mine, because you threw, at
least you got three in the dartboard.
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Yeah, but how is my name on a piece of
paper?
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I think it just knows who wins the game.
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Right. It's just so strange that my name
appeared on there to me.
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It's not like a Joe or John.
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I know a bunch of Caleb. Do you? I know
a couple, you know, it's like a crazy
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combination. That's probably what it is.
They probably made a lot of them with
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like common names back then or
something. It's probably an older name.
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Well, yeah, that thing creeps me out.
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Not gonna lie. Well, I think it'd be
weird if it said my name.
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Yeah, you would too. You'd be like, what
the hell is this thing? Yeah, but I
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didn't win, so.
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You only threw one, though. I threw
three.
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Yeah, you nailed it. That's why you won.
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Yeah, strange.
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Hang on one second. Let me go upstairs
and see if they want us to, how much I'm
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going to pay her for that, because I
feel bad we opened them.
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Right. All right, hang on.
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There, you come on up here and put that
together. We'll put them in there.
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Come here, you.
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Oh, he's so huge.
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Yeah, bunny breeding is a huge business.
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See how much it's jacking up?
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It's put together?
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Yeah, because this is just... Perfect.
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Look at that little dude.
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Hi, bunny.
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Those are some big ears, right?
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Mm -hmm.
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The feet are big.
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Feet are very big. The ears are very
big, both sides.
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That's when they bring it upstate.
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To mate.
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To mate, yeah. Yeah.
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So here we go. We'll put him inside
there.
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There he goes.
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He's good, right? Yeah.
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Aw.
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Little buddy.
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Hi, little buddy.
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Hey, little buddy.
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How does this go?
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Yeah. I can take it from here.
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Oh,
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it goes on the outside?
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Yeah, there we go.
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Perfect.
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Perfecto. And that's nice and secure.
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We don't mess around.
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No, we do not mess around.
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So, right, yeah, right, bunny cage.
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Good. And, um, all right. So cute,
right?
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Are you comfortable carrying that?
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Yeah. Okay, cool. Let's take that
upstairs.
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Get that with me.
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Great. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh!
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Oh, shoot.
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How in the f*** does that happen?
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Oh, my gosh.
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Dude, it went through. It changed.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Just there. Hold on, bunny. Hold on,
bunny.
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Broke right out the bottom.
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Wow.
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I've never seen anything like that.
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You never saw that?
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Oh, my God. Yeah, this bunny clearly has
gone through puberty.
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I've never seen anything like that. You
never saw that? That's amazing.
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Yeah, nature, right?
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That's amazing.
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Hey, I'm Michael Carbonaro, and we're
here at the Navy Pier in Chicago tasting
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some of the best... Oh, sorry, I forgot
what show we were doing for a second
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there.
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But I am at the Navy Pier. Let's eat
something.
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Cart food.
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Yum.
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Hi. Hey. How are you? What do you have
over here?
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I have $3 nuts.
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Oh, yeah.
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And a bag of chips and a bag of soda.
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Nice. What are they, like, candied nuts?
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Yes. Oh, sweet.
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And I have, like, hot stuff. What is it?
Just in case somebody wants, like,
252
00:12:02,610 --> 00:12:05,510
spicy nuts, you can, like, add that on
there. Oh, really?
253
00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:08,590
Yes. All right. I'll try some nuts.
Okay.
254
00:12:08,970 --> 00:12:11,890
How much is they? It's $3. $3? Yes.
Great.
255
00:12:12,830 --> 00:12:13,830
All right.
256
00:12:14,370 --> 00:12:15,490
I love that smell.
257
00:12:15,830 --> 00:12:16,830
You know?
258
00:12:17,980 --> 00:12:19,240
That candied nut smell.
259
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:20,539
Thank you.
260
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:21,540
Thank you.
261
00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:24,080
Thank you. You're welcome.
262
00:12:24,420 --> 00:12:26,020
Oh, getting me fresh kinds.
263
00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:27,580
Awesome.
264
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:28,960
That's great.
265
00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:32,160
How do you not just sit here all day
eating them?
266
00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:34,640
I can't do that. You can't do it?
267
00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:36,720
I wouldn't sell any. I would just eat
them all.
268
00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:39,580
No, I can't do that.
269
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,500
All right. Here you are.
270
00:12:42,740 --> 00:12:43,740
Awesome.
271
00:12:44,740 --> 00:12:45,740
Yeah.
272
00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:50,280
Um, yeah.
273
00:12:52,140 --> 00:12:53,039
Pretty good.
274
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:57,160
You know, they don't, kind of don't
have, like, a lot of kick, you know?
275
00:12:57,660 --> 00:12:58,459
What do you mean?
276
00:12:58,460 --> 00:13:00,680
They don't have, like, a lot of flavor,
you know, like, a lot of kick. I like it
277
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,520
spicy, kind of. Oh, well.
278
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,139
That stuff?
279
00:13:06,140 --> 00:13:07,140
That's the stuff? Yeah.
280
00:13:07,980 --> 00:13:08,980
Mmm.
281
00:13:11,020 --> 00:13:12,020
What is it?
282
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,680
Um, it's a spice. A spice? Yeah.
283
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:16,460
You're supposed to put, like, a lot on?
284
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,300
I guess you can put on as much as you
need.
285
00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:20,160
Yeah? That's a yes.
286
00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:22,220
All right.
287
00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:27,620
It tastes really good.
288
00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:30,120
Whoa.
289
00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:35,380
Okay. No more. Okay.
290
00:13:38,380 --> 00:13:39,299
That is good.
291
00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:40,540
Maybe a tiny bit more?
292
00:13:40,780 --> 00:13:42,460
No. I'm going to do it like this.
293
00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:44,320
Thank you.
294
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:58,980
I want to be friendly, but not too
friendly. Like, would you sit next to
295
00:13:58,980 --> 00:14:01,960
want someone to leave the seat open. I
want someone to just sit here.
296
00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:03,940
I'll be nice.
297
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,460
Have you decided what you want?
298
00:14:09,940 --> 00:14:12,400
Yeah, can I get, um, do you have soup?
299
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:15,140
Yeah, we have wonderful homemade chicken
noodle soup.
300
00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:16,119
Chicken noodle?
301
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,200
Mmm, yeah. Very good.
302
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,320
That's on the menu, isn't it?
303
00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:20,580
It's the soup of the day.
304
00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:29,240
Is that rice in it? No, no, just
noodles. Noodles, chicken, a little
305
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:32,660
Yeah. There you go. Now, careful, it's
hot. Thank you.
306
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,040
All right.
307
00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:49,840
That's really hot.
308
00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:02,220
Does it water it down to put ice in the
soup? Is it going to, like, water it
309
00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:03,400
down? It's just really hot.
310
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,340
Maybe. I have no idea.
311
00:15:06,580 --> 00:15:08,500
Okay. I've never tried it. All right.
312
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,020
Trying to, like, blow cold air on it?
313
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:19,960
There's a hole in the ice, so that
helps.
314
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,520
Myth?
315
00:15:54,660 --> 00:15:55,660
It's frozen.
316
00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:01,360
You don't want this, do you?
317
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:03,320
Okay, yeah.
318
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:05,620
I'm just gonna rinse my hands off.
319
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:12,680
Uh,
320
00:16:20,420 --> 00:16:21,420
could you pack the pepper?
321
00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:23,140
Thanks.
322
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:26,020
This is fresh ground, right?
323
00:16:26,460 --> 00:16:28,140
It doesn't look like it. No, right?
324
00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:29,460
Okay.
325
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:30,780
It's hard to tell.
326
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:31,759
Yeah, right?
327
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:34,500
I don't like to look allergic to the
stuff that you grind.
328
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,220
Oh, you are? Yeah, yeah.
329
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:37,259
Oh, wow.
330
00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:39,520
Right? So that's pre -ground, obviously.
331
00:16:39,820 --> 00:16:40,820
Yeah. Yeah.
332
00:17:09,659 --> 00:17:10,659
That's strong.
333
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,280
Yeah.
334
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:13,500
Thanks.
335
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,560
It's great.
336
00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:23,220
What are you going to do with it?
337
00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:25,460
I like stuff spicy.
338
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,099
Wow. You know?
339
00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:31,440
Gotcha. It's just to, like, open up
the... You know how, like, wasabi does
340
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:35,420
at a sushi place? It opens up the...
Yeah, gotcha.
341
00:17:47,340 --> 00:17:48,340
Oh, that's better.
342
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:56,160
I've never seen anyone do that before.
343
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:57,719
Oh, no?
344
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,120
No. Oh, yeah.
345
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,720
It's like some... Sorry.
346
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:08,800
The silverware is gone.
347
00:18:10,460 --> 00:18:12,260
Dude, no. Wait a minute. No.
348
00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:13,540
How the hell did that happen?
349
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,580
Hello, thanks for joining me in my
living room.
350
00:18:23,140 --> 00:18:24,140
It's not my living room.
351
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,540
They put this stuff on display like
living room. It's like little sets.
352
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,880
It's going to be fun. Okay, I'm going to
hide you.
353
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,360
You can go to my pocket.
354
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:36,340
Okay, so this is the place where, you
know, we put stuff out so people can
355
00:18:36,340 --> 00:18:39,560
of get a look at what it looks like when
it's in your house. You don't have to
356
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:42,380
stop just looking at stuff all piled up.
This must be it here.
357
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:45,340
Yep, this is the Roosevelt collection.
358
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:49,500
Apparently it's some of the most
expensive stuff right here, and
359
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:50,500
to be buying it tonight.
360
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:54,480
So we just want to take inventory of it.
Okay. Okay, so what's that?
361
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:56,240
Whoop.
362
00:18:56,980 --> 00:18:58,240
That's been happening a bunch.
363
00:18:58,700 --> 00:18:59,700
What's this here?
364
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:02,580
1 ,800?
365
00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:03,900
Yeah.
366
00:19:04,580 --> 00:19:07,680
Let's put that down and say Roosevelt
Tea Kettle. But I don't know what plates
367
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,940
he's talking about. Unless it's that?
368
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:12,160
Did that be the plate there?
369
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,600
1 ,500 each.
370
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,040
No.
371
00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:17,840
Whoa.
372
00:19:19,090 --> 00:19:20,049
Original Roosevelt.
373
00:19:20,050 --> 00:19:21,670
Yep. Roosevelt plate.
374
00:19:21,930 --> 00:19:22,930
That's them, huh?
375
00:19:23,310 --> 00:19:24,490
$1 ,500 each?
376
00:19:24,770 --> 00:19:26,210
Yep. Well, great. Touch them.
377
00:19:27,810 --> 00:19:30,570
Oh, my gosh. Yeah, you don't use these
at a picnic, huh? No.
378
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:32,570
Wow.
379
00:19:32,710 --> 00:19:33,710
Look at that.
380
00:19:35,230 --> 00:19:38,890
Oh, my gosh. I don't know who, like,
would spend the money to have that. I
381
00:19:38,910 --> 00:19:41,810
even though it is that old, but why
would you want that for that company?
382
00:19:41,810 --> 00:19:42,890
get some serious collectors.
383
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,370
Yeah. Wow.
384
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:45,750
Let's close that up.
385
00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:51,200
Okay, so we have one, two, three, four,
five, six plates at $1 ,500 each.
386
00:19:52,180 --> 00:19:53,180
Oh, look at this.
387
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,420
These are all Roosevelt?
388
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:57,559
Yeah. Okay.
389
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:58,560
Yeah.
390
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:01,760
All right, so $2 ,500 for the set of
silverware.
391
00:20:02,740 --> 00:20:03,740
Yeah.
392
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,160
Okay.
393
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:06,920
Okay.
394
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,160
Here we go again.
395
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,500
Got it browned out?
396
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:15,899
There we go.
397
00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:16,900
There we go. Okay, good.
398
00:20:17,730 --> 00:20:20,870
This is the tea kettle.
399
00:20:24,450 --> 00:20:26,530
Oh, yeah, the tea kettle. It was here a
second ago.
400
00:20:28,170 --> 00:20:28,989
Where'd it go?
401
00:20:28,990 --> 00:20:29,990
Did you put it in the cabinet?
402
00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:33,450
We were looking at it like just... It
was just right here.
403
00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:34,650
Yeah.
404
00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:35,750
That's weird.
405
00:20:39,330 --> 00:20:40,970
What happened to it? I don't know.
406
00:20:41,430 --> 00:20:42,430
It's just vanished.
407
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,510
You didn't put it in here?
408
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,600
The silverware is gone.
409
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:55,520
What?
410
00:20:56,420 --> 00:21:00,460
Dude, what the... Are you serious, man?
Wait a minute. The silverware is gone.
411
00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:03,940
Hold on a second.
412
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,080
What the heck just happened?
413
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:13,520
The silverware is gone.
414
00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:20,720
Okay. What's going on? I don't know.
Hold on. You know what? Let me, uh...
415
00:21:21,429 --> 00:21:22,590
Just hang tight for a second.
416
00:21:22,790 --> 00:21:27,550
I'm going to ask my boss downstairs
because they've been, you know, it's got
417
00:21:27,550 --> 00:21:28,550
be something with that light.
418
00:21:28,790 --> 00:21:29,890
That is so weird.
419
00:21:34,090 --> 00:21:36,250
They were talking about these things
going in and out.
420
00:21:45,450 --> 00:21:46,450
Blake, they're gone.
421
00:21:47,210 --> 00:21:48,210
Huh?
422
00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:50,990
There were six plates. Oh, okay.
423
00:21:51,230 --> 00:21:52,230
Something's going on. Let's go
downstairs.
424
00:21:52,690 --> 00:21:58,630
Dude, no. Wait a minute. No. Dude, did
you hear that thing about speed
425
00:21:58,630 --> 00:22:01,250
thieves? Is that a real thing?
426
00:22:01,890 --> 00:22:03,010
I've never heard of that.
427
00:22:03,610 --> 00:22:06,910
It's like the jewelry store around the
corner said that they were working and
428
00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:09,790
they had like, because they heard we
were having lighting issues and they
429
00:22:09,790 --> 00:22:13,890
like, watch out for lighting issues
because speed thieves will control the
430
00:22:13,890 --> 00:22:17,150
and steal things. That's how they get
like diamonds and jewelry.
431
00:22:17,430 --> 00:22:18,430
Do you know what I mean?
432
00:22:18,510 --> 00:22:19,510
Like what?
433
00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:23,130
And we were looking at a whole thing.
Yeah. Remember?
434
00:22:23,830 --> 00:22:26,610
Because I just wrote it down. It's got
to be speed thieves.
435
00:22:27,170 --> 00:22:29,430
We had like a whole meeting about this.
436
00:22:30,310 --> 00:22:31,310
And hello?
437
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:53,100
We were looking at a whole thing. I
still remember because I just wrote it
438
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,240
We've just got to be speed thieves.
439
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:57,080
We had like a whole meeting about this.
440
00:22:58,200 --> 00:22:59,200
Hello?
441
00:23:20,550 --> 00:23:21,550
Ah!
442
00:23:22,230 --> 00:23:23,730
Oh my gosh, that was so fast.
443
00:23:24,110 --> 00:23:26,250
Let's get down, go downstairs, man. Come
on.
444
00:23:26,510 --> 00:23:28,310
Okay, here, wait. Can you break my hands
out?
445
00:23:28,710 --> 00:23:30,190
Oh my, this is so weird.
446
00:23:31,670 --> 00:23:32,670
Dude.
447
00:23:32,810 --> 00:23:33,810
Oh my gosh.
448
00:23:34,350 --> 00:23:35,430
Did you hear that tape?
449
00:23:36,330 --> 00:23:38,970
That was so... How did they do this so
quick?
450
00:23:41,590 --> 00:23:42,590
Okay,
451
00:23:43,230 --> 00:23:44,230
hold on a minute.
452
00:23:44,250 --> 00:23:46,550
It's got to be speed thieves. They work
like that in the dark.
453
00:23:46,890 --> 00:23:49,410
Come on, man. I'm telling you. Haven't
you ever heard of that? They use the
454
00:23:49,410 --> 00:23:55,330
Carbonaro effect. The Carbonaro effect
is also the name of a hidden camera
455
00:23:55,330 --> 00:23:56,370
TV show.
456
00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:02,330
And you, my friend, are on that TV show
right now.
457
00:24:03,450 --> 00:24:04,490
Are you serious?
458
00:24:04,750 --> 00:24:05,750
I'm serious.
459
00:24:06,650 --> 00:24:08,670
Are you serious? I'm serious.
460
00:24:09,050 --> 00:24:13,110
What TV? Dude, my name is Michael
Carbonaro. Okay.
461
00:24:13,330 --> 00:24:14,330
I'm a magician.
462
00:24:14,650 --> 00:24:15,650
Oh, man.
463
00:24:23,220 --> 00:24:24,580
I thought it was heartbeat.
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