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Can't find our location.

The Abraham Lincoln statue.

Starting route to Lincoln Park.

Oh, that sounds promising.

So much responsibility. It's like mind -blowing.

Oh!

Sorry.

Hello. Hey, how you doing?

I'm good, how are you? Doing good.

What you got going on over here? So this is the Chicago Statue Restoration

Pres...

Preservation Society. Dude, I have no sleep myself, trust me. Yeah, is that

it is? Taking care of kids, my gosh. Oh, my God. I can't, whoa, man, I would go

crazy. It's funny, because I've been coming through this park a long time,

I've always noticed that, like, the rust on, you see, like, underneath his

armpits, there's all that rust right there? Yeah, all that rust, yeah. That's

what we've seen. It's like, what?

All right.

It's like, that's what they'll clean off?

Oh, yeah, more or less.

Mm -hmm.

I didn't know you had twins.

Oh, my gosh.

Susan and Sasha.

Come on, guys. Come on. Come on.

Two girls?

A girl and a boy. A girl and a boy. Okay. Double blood thing.

What do you do for a living?

Computers. IT stuff? Yeah, computer stuff. Just working IT and all that

That was your undergrad?

Yep. And that's the stuff that I learned how to do.

I didn't even know you were three of them.

Oh, my God.

For yourself, a blink is going to be four of them.

Don't say that. Please don't say that.

Okay, okay, okay. There you go. There you go.

Hello?

No. Okay.

Just breathe in and out. All right.

Water broke.

All right. Breathe in and out. I'm running to the car.

No, I have all three of them, okay?

Well, why am I watching them?

Well, this is why we need two cars.

Sarah, it's ridiculous.

You want to get the carrot?

How are you? Good, how are you?

Doing great.

Trouble in the park?

No, I figured, you know, I might as well have a cup.

Yeah, go for it. All right. I don't know how much is left, but you're welcome to

whatever there is. Oh.

Oh. Oh, man, that's a psych out.

Yeah. That should be illegal.

Yeah. Hey, you get to decide that.

Pretend that didn't happen. No problem, don't worry about it.

Everybody treating you okay?

Yeah, all right.

All right.

I could probably do it. I usually have a partner, but I'll just quick get it

done quick.

Great.

You wouldn't mind bringing a cup over, would you?

Thank you.

All right.

I'm really not supposed to do this solo.

Parked closed. What are you doing?

Huh? What are you doing?

Oh, yeah, I'm going to use this statue.

Have you had someone do this to you before? No, I have no idea what's going

Oh, yeah. All the different statues in Chicago have a certain spot.

This is one of my favorites.

Gets a good, gets a nice good brew.

Here we go.

Wait, what?

All right.

Well, that's good.

Oh, that smells good.

Okay.

There's coffee coming out of the statue?

Oh, yeah. Every statue in Chicago will do this. You mind holding that? Sorry, I

don't have a partner.

What?

All right, yeah.

If people come around, though, I can't have you telling anybody about it.

I know you're out of coffee.

Right. Yeah.

I cannot believe it. How did it get through the leg?

Oh, it's pumped up through.

Oh.

Yeah. Wow.

There's a whole system. Okay, I just felt like I was in a dream or something

a minute. They'll fill it with fresh ground coffee every two days.

Can I have a cup?

Well, yeah, sure you can. I mean, you want that one? Yeah, do you want another

one then? Yeah, sure.

Oh, sorry. I can get another one going for you, I think.

Who is this coffee by?

You know, it's Chicago bean and steam.

Wow. Yeah.

How long have you been doing this for? How long have you known about this?

Oh, you know, this is one of the last things they teach you after you get your

badge.

Wow. Yeah.

This one's running out. It's like down to the ankle, I think. Can you get down

with that or are you going to drink it up on the table? Oh, no. You know, if I

were like you, my mom drinks it black, too.

But no, I'm all about sugar, you know.

I put a little bit of sugar in there.

Just to take the bitterness out, you know?

Is there cream up there, too?

Uh... Cream's out.

There we go.

They do it for all the statues of the park. The different ones have it.

Are you serious?

I've never seen that before.

Well, here we are.

Isn't that beautiful?

I always find when you're, you know, taking an art class, best thing to do is

choose something iconic.

Wow, I didn't even know this was here. Yeah, isn't it beautiful?

So much expression in that face, isn't there? Yeah.

All right, I'm going to give you a fresh sheet here.

And what you're going to want to do is take a look at the statue.

And I always say, start by just drawing, just draw the perimeter of the statue.

The perimeter? Yep, just draw the whole perimeter. The actual outline?

Yeah. Okay. Just the shape that you see, draw the perimeter of the statue. And

art is about expression. It's like using your imagination, seeing the picture,

translating the picture.

You know, you'll never make this.

A photograph. A photograph is a copy.

But when you're doing art, you're doing something that it's you're seeing it.

It's translating through your mind and becoming something different on the

What's here will never be what's there.

Right. And you don't have to be afraid to also, you know, you can hold the.

I'm sorry.

Sorry about that.

You got the paper, too.

That's why you. Sorry about that.

Where'd his hat go?

Huh?

Didn't he just have a hat on?

Huh? Maybe because all the pictures I've seen Lincoln, I've seen him with a top

hat. Right. You probably have that in your mind as an image of Lincoln.

What is his hat right there?

What?

Seriously, where did... It wasn't just made like this, and it wasn't here, and

imagined it.

Wait, right.

I don't want to really hear it.

You hang on one second, okay? Okay. I want to just tell someone in the park,

okay? Okay. I just want to let them know. Okay. In case something's weird

they should be aware.

Okay. Just hang out. I'll be right back.

See, this is how I get my workout.

I'm so mad.

Yeah!

Hey,

how you doing? Good, how are you? Doing great.

So, I heard about you guys on the radio.

Oh, sweet.

So I was like, might as well go check it out. I need to start working out and

doing things.

Okay. It's actually better for the body to exercise. Some people's bodies are

different. Some people it's better to exercise in the morning, others

others at night. You get better results.

You know, if you know your baseline, you can take a little diagnostic.

We use diagnostic stickers, and this will just tell you exactly when you're

your peak.

What is your name? Taylor. Taylor, Michael.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, Taylor.

Okay, so it's a simple little procedure.

Nothing to be scared about.

Looks a little freaky.

Okay, so these are the little electrodes.

This is the diagnostic sticker right here.

So you're going to want to roll up your sleeve.

Now? Mm -hmm.

Yep. And I'm going to peel that one open for you.

Okay. Okay, good.

And inside here, this has a little porous surface.

Okay. And that's going to go up against your skin. So that'll be great. Okay,

we'll lay this down.

Right like that. Okay.

And I'm going to attach a little electrode to it here.

Right like this.

And that gets pressed right here.

This end is going to go on to another little electrode that we're going to

on your forehead, okay?

All right.

All right. Okay.

There you are.

Perfecto. Okay, good.

So this you're going to want to do.

I'll let you go home with one, too. Okay. This you want to try in the

usually the best time to start. Okay. Because that will tell you when. And I

was, like, too late. Well, it depends. Did you eat today?

I only just ate, like, 15 minutes ago.

Oh, okay. Is that why? It might be a little off. Okay. What did you eat?

Ciabatta sandwich.

Ciabatta sandwich?

It's like the brightest ciabatta. It has bacon on it, I think. Bacon and?

Gouda and egg, like a breakfast sandwich.

Ah, okay. That might mess it up a little bit.

So don't eat it. Don't use it right after I eat. Right. Don't use it right

you eat. Okay.

We're going to peel that up.

There you go.

Let's see.

Okay.

All right. Well, it's showing you.

Taylor, is that your name? Yeah, that's so weird.

Well, you're at 75%. Okay.

Yeah, so that'll be like, I would say at this part of the day, you're about at

75 % of your energy. And then it's saying bacon, Gouda at 100%.

And it knows that from being on my skin?

Yeah. Or it didn't hear me. It's not like electric or anything. I mean, this

but it's not like, okay.

It was really weird how it said bacon and gouda on it when I said that. Oh,

that's because you ate.

It knows you ate the bacon and gouda. Oh, okay. That's why bacon and gouda are

both at 100%. So that's coming out of me right now? Yeah. If you were going to

try this again, I wouldn't eat any gouda for at least three weeks.

You're only at 75%, Taylor. You could be 100 % Taylor most of the day.

Is there, like, anything that you're known for?

Yes, actually. We have a line of muscle powder, which is a little different than

protein powder.

Whereas protein powder is made from whey or egg white, this is actually derived

from real animal protein.

So that advances really well, and a lot of the big dudes are using that stuff.

It tastes a little different because this is it right here.

I always get vanilla because you can always mix it with anything.

Okay, so we'll use the little shaker. You know how to do this, right? Yeah.

These are good, right?

Okay, I'll get you a scoop.

Well, thank you. Yeah. No, it's cool, man. It's good to taste it and to know

what it's all about because sometimes the flavor can be a little different.

yeah.

Not everyone's used to actually getting that much of a rush of protein.

Right. So, here we go.

All right.

Well, here you go. You can shake that up, right? Yeah, for sure. Good.

Shake.

And here, I'll get you a little cup.

There you go. He popped it.

I was like, am I supposed to slide it out? No, no. Oh, yeah.

That's all right.

I just instinctually just drank out of it. I know. It's so funny.

Nice little... Oh, that's actually really smooth.

Smooth, right? Yeah, I like it.

You like it?

Yeah, that's crazy. There you go.

Hmm?

Oh, yes, you have to keep it closed.

That's my bad.

Yeah, drink that quick.

Drink it quick. Did you see that? It says solidifying in there.

Yeah, you're probably done with that. Yeah, open that up. What happened?

What was that?

Well, that's the, yeah, see, your thing did it to it.

It's turning.

Oh, weird.

Yeah, see this.

Oh, my God, that's crazy.

Yeah, so that's, well, I mean, get a look at it. That's what it is. It's

Holy... Yeah.

That is insane.

Yeah, I mean, you should probably be feeling that.

Do you feel that?

Not quite yet, but I'm pretty sure I will in a minute.

You'll wait till it, you know, absorbs through the skin and into your muscles,

and then this will start to... It's like, you know, super advanced creatine.

It's like creatine on steroids, really.

That is insane.

I have never seen anything like that in my entire life.

Oh, yeah, that's how you build muscle. You literally just... You know, eat it.

I did not realize. That is crazy.

Yeah. I'm going to.

You can do it. Yeah, go. Let me wash my hands. Go. All right. Sorry that I had

it turn right in front of you, but I'll wash my hands.

It's totally safe.

Don't eat it now, but safe if you drink it right away.

Did you just have that same thing happen? Yeah, yeah, okay.

Yeah, what happened?

That was the most bizarre thing I've ever experienced.

Okay, we're at a train station, and I know on the show I don't ordinarily give

away secrets, but I'm going to tell you how I do this one. It's a simple matter.

First, I'm not really...

I'm

sorry. Hi. Do you know what side we're on right now? South side.

Oh, this is south side? Yeah.

Oh, that's north. Okay, great. Yeah.

This is so stupid.

Do you know these maps?

Look at the shenanigans here. Is this the western rack? That's the south side.

This is the south side?

Yeah, that's definitely the north side.

Oh, that's the south side, or this is?

I'm supposed to be on the south.

Okay, so I'm supposed to be over there.

All right, yeah, I heard construction on the north. That's right. Okay, I've got

to be on the south track. So I go, is it up and down and around? Down and

around? Okay.

I'm sorry. I have the worst sense of direction.

Yeah, no problem.

I have such bad direction.

All right.

Thank you.

South side. Here we go.

South.

Okay, south.

Wait.

I got so confused.

I'm... Okay, so this is south.

Yes.

So weird.

Oh my gosh.

This is Nassau.

Yeah.

Okay.

I figured it out.

Did you just have that same thing happen?

Yeah, yeah, okay.

I don't, I don't know, that was...

No,

I kept saying I kept trying to get under and I was going the wrong No,

I

like literally I we were standing here and I saw the South was over there

And when I came under, I had somehow twisted myself around again.

But I just did that, like, three times.

You did that three times?

Yeah, like, that, like, happened to me consistently. And for some reason, now

I'm back on the south. But I kept trying to get to the south. And every time I

would go through, it would be switched.

And that sounds, I sound very crazy. That sounds so crazy.

Right.

I, and I hear that.

And that's very weird. Like, you hear yourself sounding crazy?

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh my God. I thought it was just me because I had the worst sense of

But when I first met... That's why I was so confused when you asked if this was

north or south because I was on the south and I said this is the south and

I looked up and it was north.

While we were here?

Yeah. No, that's what happened to me because I knew they were doing

on the north. I saw that dude across and then when I went under... And then when

you went under, he's still there. I was... What the... Oh my God, that's

We just went through like a time warp.

That was the most bizarre thing I've ever experienced.

You know what that was probably?

You know how this flips and then your brain flips too?

You can have the Carbonaro effect happen with your eyes. Really?

Have you heard of that? No. Like you see this flip and then your brain does the

same thing. It tries to reorient it and you get confused.

Oh, God, that's awful.

You never had that happen? No. That's the Carbonaro effect.

That's horrible.

Do you know that's also the name of a hidden camera?

magic TV show?

And you're on it right now?

I'm so proud of you.

Come here, come here.

Give me a hug. That was awesome.

What were you thinking?

I just called someone and I was like, I'm going to sound like I'm on drugs.

I don't know what to say.