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Just an ordinary day at a bank.

Hello. How you doing?

Good.

You want to know if you can just change the country now?

Absolutely. Not a problem. Pay for money. I'll pay for that. Yeah, pay for

money. Right.

Here, just sign your initials right on the bottom line there.

Great. Good.

Still raining out there?

No.

It's just damp. That's all. Damp.

Okay. All right. Put your initial receipt in here.

We used to have the machine that does it. Okay.

Yeah, they're changing all the regulations because the machines are

glitchy. Okay. And they're third party, so they charge the customers, and people

don't like that.

So here you go.

Oh, my God. What is that?

Oh, it's a sorter.

All right.

There we go.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

You know those Shanghai sorting squirrels?

Really? Yeah.

They go in with your signature, and we have the money in there, and they find

it's more accurate because they do it, you know, by rote, naturally sorting

stuff out. Here he goes.

And they pull it out into piles, and it has, like, a little, you know, device

back. There he is.

And we got them all rolled up there.

Oh, wow. Yeah, they get excited when they handle it, you know.

Because to them it's like getting their feast ready.

So they get a little juice.

And here's your initial receipt where we can put the total.

Okay.

Yeah, you look like mist.

I was talking to you. When you start working here, how do you feel about

with?

Well, honestly, though, they give us better benefits because now the whole

is assured to be, you know, on task better because, you know, they're more

accurate. So we have less margin of error.

Okay. You know, I had to get a rabies shot once a month to work with them, but

they're great. And the truth is they don't make mistakes.

You know. That is amazing.

Yeah. They're nature's accountants, you know.

So that is $10, $20, $30, $4. That's $34 .50 for you. Let me grab some $20s,

okay? Okay.

All right. One second.

Hey, buddy.

You going to cash your check? No.

Okay. No problem.

$215 .04.

You having a good day?

Out the cash for you.

Here is the full expense.

And 215 .04. 2, 4, 6, 8, 1.

2, 4, 6, 8, 2. And 10 and 5 is 15.

Okay. Thank you so much.

Why did you bring the middle?

Oh, you haven't seen that? Yeah, it's a new ordinance.

Really? Yeah, for preparation.

So this would count as five.

That counts as five now, and this counts as ten.

Well, that's five.

So it'll never be a ten again.

Oh, no. The tens and the fives can be broken in half. So a twenty can become

tens, or a ten can become two fives.

And this is only, like, these bills, these new bills. Yeah, because they kind

got them. The corporations were forced to reduce the amount of paper that they

used, and then they kind of turned it around on banks.

So the 10s and the 20s you can hold up if you line them up and you just get

together and you can rub the preparation.

And then you can use that as a 10. No, that is crazy.

Yeah, the 10s and 20s will do that.

Oh, that's amazing.

Yeah, they're healable preparations.

Yeah, I'll get you a pamphlet on it so you can see how they work.

Let me move this guy here. Hold on.

Go right there. Someone will be with you real soon.

Excuse me.

Sorry, I'm just going to pop this up for a second.

Sorry,

I can help you back here.

Coming in at the end of the day here.

All right.

Sorry about that.

Okay. How are you doing?

Confused now. Sorry? I'm confused now.

You're confused? Oh, yeah, we changed our bank name.

Something that looks like you holding the money and then... Sorry?

Did it switch on?

I'm sorry?

Don't mind me. Okay. Just don't mind me. What happened?

No, I was looking at the sign and the sign was just like you holding the money

and the guard moved the sign and now the guard's gone.

Oh, I'm just tired.

No,

I was just trying to get these all set because we're just doing some last

minute, you know, deposits because...

We get a lot of people coming in at the end of the day.

Oh, my goodness.

Yeah. When I start seeing things like that, I remember to breathe.

You know?

Just to breathe. You're okay, though? Mm -hmm. Okay, good.

As long as you're not the cardboard.

As long as I'm not the cardboard. Wow, you really, really saw something there,

huh? I really saw something.

Yeah.

You know what? To me, I think it's like places like this that have those buggy

fluorescent lights.

It probably was.

Sometimes they flicker.

You know, when they can make your eyes sort of like see hallucinations.

I need to sleep. I'm exactly like you, trust me. I got no sleep last night.

I'm going to be talking to posters myself.

Is it just me?

Is it going to be just me here? Man, it's just so dead in here today.

Hello. How are you doing?

Okay. How are you?

I'm great.

You didn't happen to find a wallet, did you?

No, not so far.

Okay. The sun just called and said you're looking for a wallet.

I have not seen anything.

Okay. There's nothing in the casket, is there? Would you?

Oh, looks good.

Okay. Good idea.

That's so funny.

Yeah. That was his son's wallet or his dad's wallet?

No, the son called and said that there was a wallet with a body.

And they were going to cream it and he couldn't find the wallet. And that if I

found it, yeah, okay.

Oh, wow. No, he said that there was two pictures in there. He said he didn't

want the mom to know about the one picture.

So don't let her know about that photo.

Maybe it's a long -lost love or something.

It could be. But that's his wallet. He has a wife. Like, she's had to see him

open it numerous times.

Oh, my gosh. She's really beautiful, though. She is really pretty.

Yeah. She's very pretty.

She has nice eyes and lips. I'll take that. Just put that on top of the coffin

there, and I'll put this over here. The sun's going to pick up some stuff for

the cremation or something.

Wow.

I mean, she's really beautiful.

She is very pretty. Oh, my gosh. Who knows? It could have been her.

Probably was her. What year do you think that picture was?

Where did it go? That's creepy.

Where did... What?

Wait. Oh, my gosh. Get out of here.

That is really weird.

Oh, my God.

Am I crazy?

Oh, gosh.

I don't know. Maybe that answers some kind of... Wow. That picture is not

supposed to be found.

Yeah.

Okay. What are we going to tell them? Let me have the husband picture.

Because that, open that up. What year was it? Seriously, like what year would

you say he is in?

Am I, are you serious?

Oh my gosh.

Come on.

Okay, I'm going to call the son and just tell him this stuff is here and he can

do what he wants with it. I don't want to. I'm going to leave.

I honestly don't want to touch it. I'm going to leave right now.

We have a bunch of people coming in tonight for The Wake. Okay. And he had a

of, he was a world traveler, had a lot of stuff that his wife brought us. We

And a lot of the members, he was just going to kind of tell a story with a

different thing. So we just want to make sure we have the right stuff and pretty

much just, you know, dust it off and make it look nice.

Gotcha. Yeah, some of the stuff that he would go around and collect, like

predated customs.

So I know, like, this stuff you couldn't even bring from other countries

anymore. Yeah, he's got some pretty interesting stuff. stuff. Yeah. They do

really nice service here, like really customized and personalized. It's pretty

cool. It's a nice thing.

Great. Okay.

And we're going to take... Yeah.

So it's sort of like an elk's traditional ritual to tell a story with

This is freaky.

What is that one? It's a monkey with a tambourine.

Monkey with a tambourine? Yeah, it's missing a tambourine, though. It doesn't

just... Click on or? No.

It's going to have to be glued on because it popped off right there. Oh,

right, right.

It's not like a.

Oh, I see.

Okay.

I'll put this here. And if I step out and someone comes in and they have glue

they wanted something specific, if anything broke them, we'll just keep

We'll keep it over here. Okay. Great deal.

Great. Okay. There.

Okay.

Awesome.

Okay.

That's weird.

Maybe it does work.

I don't know what that was, but that wasn't it.

Was it?

That was weird.

What the hell?

He fixed it.

Oh.

I guess when it was in the box, it just must have.

Right. But I don't know.

Does it wind up?

No, I don't know what it does. That was weird.

That's totally weird.

I know I heard the sound. Yeah.

Because usually they wind up, right?

Yeah. Well, something like that would, but. Yeah.

There's got to be some story to that, right?

Yeah, probably.

Yeah. I don't know. All right, well, keep it in the box. Yeah, exactly. Keep

in the box over here.

Yeah.

That's so odd.

That's like weird.

Oh, you know what it is? What?

It's probably the... Holy... That's a real monkey.

Close it, close it, close it, close it.

Close it. There's a monkey in there.

You feel it moving, right?

No, I did not feel it moving. I saw it moving.

Listen, listen, listen.

Oh.

It's moving, though.

No, just leave it in here. How did it turn into a real monkey? It didn't.

They are wind -up. No, no, no. That thing was moving, and it was a real

man. I'm telling you.

I'm not messing with you. That's a real monkey in there.

No, it's not a real monkey. Come here.

It's one of those wind -up things that does this. But that thing was moving.

I mean, that's not... I know.

Well, no, this is what I think is happening.

That thing is flipping back up.

Watch. You laid it back in there in that box.

No, no, I'm just saying. That was just really weird.

Because it freaked me out because I thought I saw something move.

Right, right, right, yeah.

But no.

Okay. Yeah, I think it was just springy and maybe just a little spooked out

because of that.

Okay.

The room. The moment's passed.

Yes. Hang tight here for a minute, and I'll find out what we're going to do

the rest of the thing. Okay.

Okay.

Something weird about this.

Hear me, Boar.

Hear me, Boar?

Hey. Oh, hey, how are you? What's your name? Faith.

Hey, Faith. Michael. Hey.

I'm helping Brian out. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The trilobite fossil.

Let me take a look at it. I might be able to just get it ready for you and

it right back to him. Okay, cool.

Cool. I'm going to show what's in there. Oh, yeah, we've got some good ones in

here.

A lot of the stuff that we've been getting lately is some new platelets of

that we were never able to pull stuff out of before.

Where is this from?

This is from Arizona.

Yeah, there was a... Look at that.

That's like half popping out of there.

Usually you'll find them completely encased.

Never before were we able to pull something like this out because the

exoskeleton itself is more fragile than the rock it's in.

So if you try and break it, you break it, the whole thing.

Fern Bank is one of the first places that began like a cryo process. So we

actually, we try to get the fossil itself to expand inside the rock and

get itself to break out.

Yeah, we're doing a whole trilobite display.

So we're trying to get one of each kind of the extinct species.

Pretty wild, right?

How long does that take to get out of the... I could do this and actually you

could bring it back to them.

Really? Okay. You can actually see how it gets done.

Yeah, we'll put it in a tray here. We use dry ice.

So it used to be, you know, we would think that the ice would constrict

something, like the coldness of it. But what it actually does, because there's

residual moisture inside of it, the ice makes it expand, so it will break out of

the rock easier.

Okay? So I'm going to put a piece of dry ice right inside here.

Right? So that goes in the bottom there. That's super cold.

Right? Yeah.

And put a little bit of water to get that going up.

How do they know that that would work?

We tried it here.

Cool. Yeah, it's awesome.

So here we go.

In there.

I'll lay it right on top and let it sit there literally like three seconds.

Sometimes you hear a little crackle.

Really? Which I did not.

but we'll see yeah look at that oh my

god isn't that something that's amazing yeah the little guy just comes out

because he swells up so that's him right here oh my god he's so tiny yeah that

is a good specimen look at that that was weird like flying along the floor look

over here is he alive

it'll have residual movements still in it that were programmed for it so yeah

well that's moving a lot though you know sometimes would have like a little

twitch or something in it of anything that was left but i mean that's wow

oh

my

god

That is... I mean, that is... Have you ever seen that before? No.

I've seen twitches before, but nothing like that. I mean, that is... That's

a living trilobite.

It's got to be something with the cold or whether it's the vapor that he's

touching.

Like when he goes near that vapor, is there a change in... Oh, shoot.

Shoot, he's touching the ice. I got to get him out for that. Oh, no.

Sorry. Oh.

Oh. What is... Oh, my gosh.

What the hell just happened? Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Okay, it's okay. Please stay. It's okay. We're fine.

Don't move.

Okay. What just happened? I think it expanded from the ice. It touched the

Don't worry about it. We'll be fine.

We'll be fine.

Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh.

Okay. You okay? You okay? Yeah. Please be okay. You're okay.

Don't be scared. I am.

Oh, my God.

What is going on? Oh, my God.

It disappeared in like that?

It touched the ice and then I heard, did you hear it cracking?

It just expanded. Oh, my God.

It like grew right in my hands. It like cracked. Don't put it back in the ice.

Don't put it back in the ice. You're right.

Should we put it in the water maybe?

You know what? This is salt water.

It's okay.

This process is new. To be able to pull a fossil out like that and see any kind

of movement, but movement like this, that's the Carbonaro effect happening.

Wow. Do you know what that is?

No. You don't know what the Carbonaro effect is?

No.

The Carbonaro effect is the name of a hidden camera magic TV show.

That was a scientific term for some reason.

It sounds scientific, doesn't it?

No, it is scientific.

Well, what if I told you that you were on that show right now?

What?

Yes.

What are you talking about? I'm telling you the truth.

No, you're not. My name is Michael Carbonaro.

I'm a magician.

And right now, you're on my TV show, The Carbonaro Effect.

Can I have a hug?

Faith, you were so awesome.

Faith, I have a surprise for you.

You get to take this home. Oh, no, no, that's okay.

You were awesome.

Oh, my God.